Types of Parents in the School Pick-Up Line

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[@matthewschoenemann]

"Shoulda homeschooled" 😆😆😆 Best line of the whole video.

[@Shoobedooba]

As a homeschool mom my favorite morning activity is standing out in my yard and watching all the madness. While I can't see the school from my yard, two of the school lines get backed up all the way to my house. Its wonderful. Lol.

[@matthewschoenemann]

@@Shoobedooba Lol I'm homeschooled too, and every time I'm out early enough and I pass by kids waiting on the side of the road for the bus, all I can do is laugh.

[@draupadih3980]

Hey fellow homeschoolers! Isn't it great just sitting back and watching the chaos unfold?

[@kelliecunningham3080]

@@draupadih3980 Quite!

[@thedenimchefsews]

As a homeschooled homeschool parent, it was my favorite comment! 😂

[@PawPawPandaroo]

Where's the "why is my kid always the last one out?!" parent?

[@seanc3362]

Raymond Pearson this is me. MY kids teacher let them out LAST and they had to walk AROUND the school to the pickup.

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

I'm the last one out because I have clubs

[@chaimomma9198]

That’s always me!

[@bluestarmom8097]

That was so me

[@roxannelowe9495]

That's my mom for sure

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

I would let her stay too, can't resist grandma's cookies

[@ErykaSoleil]

Avery the Cuban-American : And a sandwich!!!

[@emilyself6]

Pops the truck and there is a pot luck dinner

[@lightwavz]

Cookies are the very best bribe, every single time. (brushes crumbs off reflective vest)

[@captainrobots1]

They could of laced it with drugs

[@cardiaccoder9622]

captainrobots NO, not grandma

[@Angie_P]

"should have home-schooled" Ah, what an innocent year 2019 was.

[@jackiecarr6256]

Lolol

[@Print229]

HAHAHAHAHAA !!! Ok, I'm crying now.

[@mthu5454]

Fun Fact: You can see the camera man in the reflection of the car

[@c7lton143]

hahahahahahah *2020* hahahahahahahaha

[@jonsworld5307]

home school kids learn real life stuff were public school kids learn what A plus 4 is and never use it in there life waist of tax payers money tech home ed /homesteading

[@yoyoland8461]

The parent who makes their kid a “walker” only to pick their child up halfway down the block

[@almostmuddy4581]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now that's a good one!

[@silverrrr2992]

lol thats me

[@gracie5463]

My mom thought of doing that, where i’m a walker but my mom just picks me up at the end of the car line so i don’t have to wait lol.

[@urfavleo07]

To avoid the line duh

[@lesheadley3999]

The smart ones you mean

[@thedancingparamedic]

you forgot the parent that comes late to avoid the line all the while making their kid wait out in the heat

[@laronzovilla9863]

Or the cold

[@Alfreeod]

Noelle H yeah

[@carrievioletswaps9286]

Omg my mom summed up in a sentence!

[@breathlesshaste]

I shamefully raise my hand...

[@varshachooranolickal]

Noelle H that’s me sometimes

[@deleriouskhoas8006]

You missed the walk-up parents laughing at the madness.

[@brittanyfreddy]

The walk up parents who WALK BACK THRU the carpool line, wherever, instead of using the crosswalk 🤪😵🤯🤪😵🤯@-$_-&#-@-&$-#@(+#@@#$$$$!!!@$_

[@brittanyw.9351]

@@brittanyfreddy Mhmmmmm or worse: PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LINE. I curse those people.

[@StoneVisuals]

😂😂😂 true story I see it everyday I'm the one laughing lol

[@maggiedean5691]

@@brittanyfreddy My kids school basically forces you to walk through the car line. Bad design.

[@JessicaFrameMusic]

I picked up my brother and sister every day and I always parked somewhere a ways away and walked up. No use sitting in that line, especially at that school. It was on an incline and the line wrapped all the way down to the stoplight.

[@LegoMaster421]

We’re missing “the one that shows up 45 minutes late”

[@Strangebyrd]

He was also late for the shoot.

[@ZoeBios121]

It was a 45 minute nap

[@scathachx]

Thats my mom lol

[@mekobahl9804]

Me

[@NicoleneOReilly]

45 min later EVERY DAY.

[@averybun_1914]

You missed the mom who checks out their kid early to avoid the line

[@Opal7777]

If you're the kid there then you were the lucky one lol

[@evildrporkchop4628]

@@Opal7777 i was that kid during the start of summer by the end of the school year cause my mom was overprotective and didn't want me sitting in the heat... I can handle the heat MOM!

[@myaanglin939]

That’s me

[@gudalpesanz]

We use to have this one lady that would show up at 2:55. She expected us to throw her stupid kid out at 2:55 pm and she would sneak in through the back exits just so the principal wouldn't find out that's what she was doing.

[@Irisicaaa]

Oh, that's smart. Damn. I wish my mom did that.

[@Foxtrick]

my mom with us kids: "it must be nice to be able to pick up the kids after school. but i have to work for a living, and y'all are healthy, so walk home." my mom with the grandkids: "i'm allowed to park here because i'm disabled and i got the plate to prove it. and don't box me in, or else i'll take the pry bar to your tires and give you a reason. now quit lollygagging and get in the car, grandma's quilt is waiting and it ain't gunna sew itself."

[@corywalker8551]

You just described my grandma. I just read it to her and she agrees.

[@suspiria1966]

Fresh baked cookies?!! I would have let her in the teachers lounge

[@eveenterprises7913]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adam.m6735]

I would give her my god damm pass and let her into all areas of the school. Even the server room lmao

[@brycemurray1744]

Same

[@markloveless1001]

And share??? Yeah, I know, but c'mon. Share with the nice teachers only.

[@spaceracer23]

Talk to your kids' teachers and I promise you can make a sequel: "the Types of Kids in the Car Rider Line." 1. the one that doesn't know their own car. [Dude Whats My Car?] 2. the one that doesn't know their parents' real names. (Their names are "mom" and "dad.") [Mom Has a Name?] 3. the one that forgot everything in the classroom and didn't realize until their ride was there. [I FORGOT SOMETHIG!] 4. the one that disappears for 30 minutes at the end of the day. [Hide and Seek Champ] 5. the one that apparently doesn't know their OWN name because its been called 10 times. [Who Me?] 6. the one with 4 backpacks, 7 lunch boxes, 6 jackets and a full set of sports gear. [the Pack Mule] 7. the one that runs into traffic. [Frogger]

[@beachblues2155]

This was awesome and so very true! I can't wait to see the vid!!

[@987catcat]

Genius

[@wh4193]

In elementary school at the pick up line, my sister ran around the car to the left door and a teacher thought she was running away so she chased after her and grabbed her. I was in the car already send had no idea why that lady was holding my sister, but hearing what happened, that was hilarious!😂😂

[@TessaAndrews]

So trueeeeee

[@mollyonette]

I am the one who doesn’t know their car omg

[@jepcozenith40]

The "get over yourselves" person is the worst. The entitlement.

[@wms1650]

@JEPCo Zenith They really believe their need is more important. The other parents are unimportant losers. Just the way it is.

[@alexk9642]

watching her cut infront of everyone else and keep talking just pisses me off

[@sapph4324]

AppleSas what kind of podunk road has a bike lane but no right turn lane

[@sullisgf4884]

“The Early bird” I would take the stuff to 😂 and just let the women stay in line

[@jonsworld5307]

why i couldnt run school idnot care if they seat there from start of day to dark there car who they hurting no one

[@wandamontgomery6030]

Hmm I'm the early bird and impatient one lol

[@melatwrites]

@@wandamontgomery6030 Haha! Same!

[@mamitrashsack6807]

1:42 “He did!” That voice she used for that is prefect

[@mamitrashsack6807]

@@girl_diary08 thanks grammer nazi

[@seancouvillion6038]

@@girl_diary08 it is actually nazi...

[@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen]

Haza!

[@Mylesledragon]

That was my favorite part lol

[@gethecked4446]

The one who is labeled “impatient” is literally the only sane one.

[@themaggattack]

Nah, the impatient one is psycho. She's only making it all even worse. She needs to remember the serenity prayer. The multitasker is the only sane one. Go with the flow, yo.

[@haileyparsons3844]

WhatAWorld But she had every right to. The person ahead of her was holding up the line. If the person who was holding up the line, wanted to talk to the teacher. She should have parked and got in

[@aadaliisa4163]

And the rule breaker😂😂

[@happyface4711]

@@haileyparsons3844 one car taking to long is not that big of a problem 😂😂😂

[@haileyparsons3844]

Happy Face Trust me they are, you dont hold up the line with chit chat, you wait in line get your kid and then go, It’s that simple.

[@ImmortalfireTheMod]

Calling out the names Hayden Brayden Jayden Rayden Kayden is more true than most people will ever know.

[@hannahscott6604]

Layden Yayden Bayden Brigaden 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hannahscott6604]

Mayden Vayden Zayden 🤣🤣 Fayden Payden Peyton

[@Yashael341]

I taught a Sunday school class where the girls were named Riley, Rayleigh, RaeLynn, Reagen, and RayAnne. First day I said, "What, did your parents all get together and decide they collectively hated everyone?"

[@judsonkr]

OMG it is SPOT-ON! HAHAHA.

[@judsonkr]

@@Yashael341 HAHAHA. Yeah.

[@crocsonletsgo9665]

I'm the "label them as walkers so they can walk down the road for me to pick them up." haha

[@matthewkorniczky]

Ha! That’s like my mom! She always picks me up the next street over!

[@samantha8178]

Oh damn, it's big brain time.

[@knweeb514]

That’s what my mom and grandpa did

[@PaddySnuffles]

As someone who works at a school, this is _exactly_ what it's like

[@hannahscott6604]

They missed the nannies

[@carriecree1789]

School drop off and pickup is why if we move, we'll pick a district with full bus service!! The routine is awful, our whole family hates it. And personally the other parents all being there is the problem. I'd prefer not to see how many freaks have children. I can tell by how strange the kids are but then seeing their parents, you know what I mean.

[@Dark_Angel07]

I guess you could say my mom was the "rule breaker." She would always park in the parking lot across the street from the school, so whenever school was out, I would just walk across the street and go while everyone else just waited in line.

[@k.stewart007]

I would be that mum if this was a thing in the UK

[@mrfluffleton2574]

lol same

[@LalalandLizzy]

It’s the logical option. Your mom is a genius.

[@indecisive.325]

My mom was the one who parked on the opposite end of the school to avoid the line

[@stephaniepitts1856]

PizzaIsLif3 see I'm this mom

[@Sallystarw]

That’s what I do. I park across the street and avoid the whole mess.

[@earthmama9597]

Ditto Mellsy!

[@niyablake]

@@Sallystarw You can't do that in most schools Alabama. They will not let the kids walk off the property. They have to be picked up by a parent or take the bus. I was shocked. Also, I was shocked when I started subbing they make the Jr high and middle kids line up to go to lunch. When I was in Jr high the lunch bell rang and you just went to lunch on your own. during lunch they make the high school kids have to ask permission to leave the cafeteria o use the bath room

[@555hippolover]

Niya Blake my brothers best friend lived in the backyard if the elementary school in Decatur Alabama and he had to be driven to school due to asinine safety laws

[@JayShermanFJC]

Cookies and a sammich??? Works for me but did you bring any milk??

[@ErykaSoleil]

Jay Sherman : She probably brought fresh-brewed sweet tea. 😉

[@Delgen1951]

Of course Chocolate or Sweet, Honey? Yes she did you can't outsmart Gran Gran, now can you?

[@peacemakerwolf8972]

Betcha she brought a Yoohoo

[@Candice144]

I would be waiting for her everyday, cookies or sandwich is awesome enough for me.

[@Lmarlo]

Just snag some from the cafeteria

[@TheInvertedCow]

You missed the ones that block the school bus loading zones, and then get crazy when you try to drop off your bus load of their kids!

[@auntiem873]

I was a school bus driver. I had that parent at one school. They figured that because they had a mini van and that they were also picking up the neighbors kids (4 in all) they were a school bus. She would park right smack in the middle making the busses line up after her. I refused to so I passed her to move my bus in front where the busses are suppose to be got real close to her van. You could hear her screaming I was going to crush her. The teachers just laughed. She had been told over and over by both the school and the police she could not park there. She just did not want to get in the carpool lane. Funny thing is, the time she would get there to beat the bus, would have put her in the front of the line anyway.

[@queensyny2663]

@@auntiem873 at my middle school years ago (our HS didnt have a bus system), the only cars allowed on the bus loading and unloading side were the SPED children's parents. That was only because their classroom was just inside the door.

[@anndrearankin9780]

I felt this as a bus monitor LOL😂😂

[@schoolbuselk]

Been there and done that, too many times.

[@jonsworld5307]

@@auntiem873 ah she wasnt hurting no one 4 kids is about same as the bus here halls everyone takes there own kids lol parking spots a parking spot stop drop off your kids get gone or pic up kids get gone

[@DisneyFanatic2364]

I'm the after school teacher just trying to get to my class.

[@hanisalam3923]

Lol!

[@GalaxyOpal56]

Wow Disney fanatic I'm such a big fan

[@sadlittletroll1738]

Omg same, I gave up and just took the train and ran for 15 min to the school instead

[@Staxxcy-grr]

no ur not

[@brianrobertson1211]

Do you paddle the kids?

[@wadewilkins7230]

You left out the parent in their pajamas. That can be scary.

[@PCDoctorUSA]

"Should've homeschooled." Brilliant.

[@Scout-su9cg]

The rookie was the best😂

[@claytonhess5512]

Also part of the reason homeschooling is still around. Half the crap she asked for is ridiculous, and the whole "Preschool/Grade School line" thing is just plain dumb.

[@themagnoliaproject864]

This is me. My son started kindergarten a few days ago and I'm so confused. Like the school won't allow me to park my car and walk up to pick up my kid when the line is too long. We're not allowed out of our cars if our kids are "car riders". The school says that I must register my child as a "walker" if I want to do so.

[@andrewmichos3404]

Hands down! This was perfectly imitated!

[@wh4193]

@@themagnoliaproject864 That's so dumb! Next to my brothers elementary school there's a junior high school and my grandpa parks in the parking lot of the JHS and just walks over and gets my little brother. It's way faster than wasting time in the line. They should allow you to do that!

[@wh4193]

@@themagnoliaproject864 Or maybe you can try going to the front of the school and ask them to tell him to go there where you can pick him up, a few parents have done that when I was in elementary school

[@diegomanuel5065]

Second day of school and i witnessed the rule breaker. The officer stopped her right as she was driving on the opposite lane and made her turn around and go to the back of the line. 🤣

[@kingbaldwiniv5409]

Classic!!!

[@jackgibsxxx0750]

See the bad driver vid where one would drive ON the sidewalk (few blocks form school) to pass the bus. Cops got her after a few times.

[@spacecadet236]

SWEET! I love when that happens!!!

[@humanistheart]

I’ve worked in schools. I’ve actually been flipped off by parents for telling them to move out of the designated bus area while the special edd bus was waiting to park. On multiple occasions from different people.

[@dreampiper]

You forgot, “ You have to pick them up at the office cuz your one minute late parent” xD

[@BuzzinVideography]

Ain't nobody about to tell Southern grandma she can't do something.

[@lightwavz]

"Bless your heart." (Head shake AND withering stare)

[@themaggattack]

I LOVE to tell Southern grandmas no. Fight passive aggressive manipulation WITH passive aggressive manipulation. Then I just stand there smiling as they pitch a fit bc they aren't accustomed to not getting their way. They can take their home made cookies and their entitlement and stuff it.

[@mahrufurrahman9759]

Like 200.

[@Mr-Trox]

@@themaggattack Yeah... but Southern Grandma cookies.... it's my only source of Mamaw cooking since my paternal grandparents disowned my big (half, but whatever) sister after Dad died.

[@tres8003]

WhatAWorld , that’s cold.If you do that to a Alabama grandma,prepare fora beat down.

[@maggiedean5691]

I'm a mutli tasker. Writing my novel yep. Jamming to music yep. Doing make up, sometimes. Eating, 80% of the time. My kid holds us up though. she's so slow I swear.

[@captainrobots1]

Well accidents happen

[@syhxa3reese726]

Maggie Dean I’m a multitasker too I talk and look for my car and the teachers are like “STOP TALKING AND LOOK FOR YOUR CAR” which I am but talking, eating, and running around like a maniac

[@haileyautin2339]

my mom is the one that would try to skip the line... or have me walk to a neighborhood nearby and pick me up there😂

[@animaguskatt]

Gotta give her props for the picking you up in another neighborhood idea. I'll bet she picks up visitors at the "departures" part of their airport instead of "arrivals" to avoid traffic congestion, too. Hey, it works!

[@jillianjurgensen1651]

i love when he says “should have homeschooled” what about the bus lol

[@ericamaese5340]

some schools don't have a bus that goes to where all the kids live. my school in 6th grade didn't

[@kevin_dur4nt]

My school doesn’t have a bus.

[@cyb3r.phobic]

the one with no patience is the only sane person in the damn line lol

[@nancydiffee4312]

Worked in public schools for 17 years, so true!!!! Very funny.

[@Stuartette]

0:42 lol that’s my mom and also me (mini mom). My mom hates the rule breaker (as would anyone!) and my grandma is totally the early bird (school got out at 3:40, she’d be there by like 2:30, and get out of the car at 3:10 to talk to the other grandmas)

[@dassnek4728]

Yeah the line holders are really annoying. Especially if they don't pull up all the way. What's sad is these stereotypes exist throughout elementary, middle, and even high school.

[@queensyny2663]

they had to paint lines for where the cars pulled up to. when one car moved, EVERYONE moved up a space.

[@janellefolkerts999]

Cu

[@Alfreeod]

Das Snek nope probably only elementary. I legit just get in my car that’s it.

[@samwood8452]

@@Alfreeod facts

[@jitaru3707]

1:52 "aw man" yeah that basically sums up my whole life so far

[@miriammack1274]

"if ur name rhymes with aiden or aila get on the bus" XDD

[@mcomeslast]

Lol, my mom was the “you can walk” parent. If mom picked us up, either I had a rare medical appointment or she was about to chew butt.

[@AdeleiTeillana]

A lot of schools/states won't allow kids to walk anymore, at least not by themselves.

[@MrsRen]

Where I grew up, there were maybe 5 houses in the whole county within walking distance of a school.

[@dragondancer1814]

AdeleiTeillana The “helicopter parent” mentality is spreading, I see....

[@mcomeslast]

dragondancer1814 yeah, everyone walked when I went to school. Only the richest kids had a parent pick them up so they could go to lessons. I think it’s more insurance liability that causes schools to say no walking. At least it is here.

[@sapph4324]

dragondancer1814 no, it’s just a safety thing. Most school systems it’s like kids under 6th or 7th grade can’t walk home alone, because that’s such an easy time to kidnap a child

[@StArFuRyZz]

I remember picking up the kids...but I'd never do the line. I'd go directly from work and get there a bit early and park. Kids walked to the car and we'd be off.

[@meagansuggs7974]

I would live to do this but they dont allow it at my kids school

[@AreilKnight]

As a non-American I'm really confused as to what "the line" even is. Is it like a taxi rank that parents pull up to? How do you know when your kid is ready, do all the kids just wait off to the side and the teacher yells the name when a parent pulls their car to the front of the line? The schools I went to in Australia didn't have parking lots for parents, just teachers (even students who were >18 and drove weren't allowed to park on school grounds). Parents would just park on neighbouring streets, or circle the block repeatedly and kids would walk around till they found the right car. We don't have school buses either, the schools I went to had arranged with the bus devision of the public transport department to have a public bus stop instated nearby.

[@4knewt505]

@@AreilKnight yes, it's pretty typical in the US to have school bus or parent drop off areas. There are some cities that are really large that kids use public transportation to go to school.

[@garyblack8717]

@@AreilKnight Yes, it's like a taxi rank at the worst airport in the WORLD. All the kids leave class at roughly the same time and their parents queue to pick them up, hopefully the kids spot their cars and go and get in when the teachers allow (all cars are stopped). It's why my kids have to ride the bus home! I won't do car line!

[@karoleigharmstrong8568]

When my son started school, I put him in Kindergarten, at the Catholic school, one block from my lab. I meet his teachers, the Head of School and Sister Kathrine, the very small, 70+ nun, who taught art. Sister was also in charge of the Pick-Up line. She explained, I would line up on a certain street, put a cardboard placard on the sun visor, so she could see the family name, and a /K for his class; all said in a very sing song, soft voice. First day, I was first in line, (Told my Techs, I was taking off early for first day). I seem to have made a lady in a blue minivan, VERY upset. SHE had always been first. Oh well, and no I don't think I can move. The big surprise for me, the gate opens to the back school yard, I pull ahead, flip down the sun visor, out steps Sister. All of a sudden, she pulls out a bull horn, and, yells, "ARMSTRONG, Kindergarten, on deck, MOVE". I, jumped a foot. from a seated position, and my son ran like a cougar was on his tail. Who knew a nun could pull that much sound out!. We got used to it. Oh, and I am told, the mom in the blue minivan, started showing up an hour early, for pick up, so she could be first in line. Ok by me, I used that time to get a cup of coffee, and a burrito. I have a life, AND a burrito.

[@annaday6928]

Wow I am impressed at how much effort you put into writing this comment

[@s.b.1814]

@@annaday6928 hun, if that would take you effort then I just don’t know what to say

[@lorencobblmft4556]

I had a stroke reading this lmao

[@3Rayfire]

Coffee and a Burrito? Does that even work?

[@karoleigharmstrong8568]

@@3Rayfire Taco Villa around the corner from my lab, and a killer coffee maker in my office.

[@dannihill9379]

Lol, my mother was the early bird in the school parking lot. You also forgot, the type of person who beeps loudly when the person sees someone going over the speed limit of the school zone. True story.

[@eldergeek6077]

Growing up, I was lucky enough to be able to walk home from elementary school.

[@fionaanimates8692]

My mom is an impatient person, so she makes me walk 3 miles to our house lol. And yes, even in winter

[@peanutbuttersandwich5015]

That’s the way it should be, this dropping off and picking up is relatively new, we walked in the 1970s and 80s and grew up just fine.

[@MidnightSonnet]

@@peanutbuttersandwich5015 It's not a new thing at all. Parents picked up their kids in the 50s, 60s, and onwards. School buses were also a thing. I'm an 80s kid and I never walked home from school. I usually took the school bus or my parents dropped me off/picked me up. I kinda wish my parents had let me walk home during elementary school, seeing as we didn't live far from the school grounds. Also, you "growing up just fine" has nothing to do with how you got to and left school on a daily basis. Such an odd thing to say...

[@peanutbuttersandwich5015]

Midnight Sonnet I guess it depends on where you live. Got along just fine without helicopter parents.

[@brendadickson8871]

Wow that is close guess yiu guys are used to being dropped i had to walk passing 2 villagers to my high school so i had to leave 6Am to arrive at school by 7:30 😳but made me strong now n turned out to be a walker😂😂😂

[@marinaholmes4549]

I also walked to and from school. Just got my license and 1st car at 50. My hips are stuffed. 😂

[@shortstack8995]

“We should’a homeschooled” 😆🤣

[@teresawise7331]

As a teacher, I can say that the most frustrating thing is when parents habitually disrespect pick up times. I had to stay in the pick up zone an extra 45 minutes. That's an extra 45 minutes standing up after not sitting down all day. I realize that emergencies happen and I'm understanding of those. However... When it's every day it just disrespectful. :/

[@lalahdz9553]

After certain time no one there. Your kid is locked inside a foyer with a camera. If theparents dont like it, they shouldn't have been thirty minutes late.

[@seadragon1456]

If we aren’t there to pick our kids up within 20 minutes of school being let out it’s considered abandonment. Police will be called and we’re left to deal with whatever that entails. Of course we can call ahead for emergencies and whatnot but we can’t just be late. Especially, not 45 minutes late without a plan. It’s the 3 page in the handbook. 😂 Sounds like your school needs new rules to keep parents on time.

[@reminichul3027]

My parents forgot to pick me up all the time. Once, they forgot to pick me up at the bus stop and I waited there for an hour until I decided to walk home. I was only 9 and I had severe PTSD and social anxiety so I couldn't ask anyone for help. (I was almost kidnapped too 🤣)

[@donnaleeah5075]

Where I'm if the parent doesn't pick them up they go back inside quickly to wait with any other. A room is waiting 4 them.

[@crystaleyes4jesusrolltide453]

@@reminichul3027 Oh, sweetie. Hugs. 💖

[@sewhappysarahr8912]

As a teacher, I can tell you that this is no joke! Every single one of these is true!

[@Evaks]

My mom is the rule breaker, literally every day she skips ahead of everybody and everyone thinks I'm a freak because my mom is so impatient 😂

[@parentpatrol2752]

My mom is the one who hates your mom, she has no patience.

[@haileyparsons3844]

Tell her not to. I got picked up as a kid, and I couldn’t stand people like that. There is a line for a reason. Stay in the line, don’t ruin it for the others

[@gseric4721]

I feel for you man 🙁

[@Pissinator_]

In elementary we had a circle with a soccer field in the middle to parents would wait forever to move up in the circle and the teachers acted like we had no idea what was going on so they moved their hands back and forth and stood in the middle of the road to direct cars but now I have 2 siblings in elementary and things have only gotten worse

[@aliciacampbell2582]

@@haileyparsons3844 YOUR Mom has every right to "hatea", his Mom!!

[@mayberryco]

😆 I can confirm, all of these are true! Everyday of the week.

[@Brianna-zh8ji]

The "should've homeschooled" comment at the end was the best part.

[@cjnfndjsudbebeicjd]

when I was in elementary (before I rode the bus) my grandma was ALWAYS a couple hours early 😂

[@johnsteadman9002]

My grandmother will never leave

[@talosheeg]

Yeah, my dad would come an hour early at least! We are in Los Angeles though, but I think this is universal!

[@mallory607]

Forgot the one who doesn’t know what their car looks like

[@ibrahimumarji5382]

In England all the kids just swear at everyone and kick the bus

[@kneelingfish437]

Sounds like my type of country

[@kelliecunningham3080]

"Should have homeschooled" As a homeschooler myself, that was highly entertaining...

[@anonymousbub3410]

I have experienced some of these people.

[@Delgen1951]

All of them? yes you do.

[@sandmtnirishred]

I'M KIN TO THEM ALL

[@varshachooranolickal]

Anonymous bub me too since I started driving my brother to his school since he doesn’t like to drive and make me do it

[@StarViewer68]

Don't know if anyone said this parent: The parent who came to pick their bus rider child up at the last minute and don't tell the school ahead of time.

[@thenixvinci]

I worked as a college-student worker in an elementary school for a few months. This is so true! Last minute pickups sucks!

[@smug8567]

1:27 Haha, the fact that his glasses fall off so casually and he forgets his daughter's name is hilarious.

[@rhondasmith6913]

Omg! As a parent of a child in school here in the South, I have to say that they have nailed this one! I am the parent banging on the steering wheel because the lady in front of me is conversing with the teacher for 15 minutes every day! Also, there are always several parents that think that it is ok to start their own line in the outside lane. I hate that so much! I wait for thirty minutes only to see some parent pull up and go around the rest of us! One would think that the teachers would make them go back and get in line but they never do. It makes me so mad!😡😡😡

[@carolshuturan3071]

Yes. You should have homeschooled!

[@robjohnston590]

Who elses favorite was the "One With No Patience" :)

[@mickygurll]

Same but mostly because it's just me in my car in general

[@slopoke1471]

That's my mom

[@Danielle33384]

Rob Johnston that would be me 😂

[@pbkayakyer]

"The rookie" could easily be labeled "the divorced or single dad" with the list of requirements that you need to pick up your kid.

[@Be1smaht]

Im glad you showed men/ fathers in the school pickup line.

[@doylescordy]

When I was a kid in the 90s, I don't remember anyone with a list. I remember at the end of the day we all just were released out onto the sidewalk and found our rides ourselves with nobody checking anything.

[@nathancoppinger6484]

9 views and 9 likes! That’s a great percentage Southern Thing!

[@hotandsoursoup2664]

I'm the "no patience mom combined with the rule breaker". I tell my kids "I'm slowing down, y'all duck & roll"!

[@jcnme27]

Circle around please....... I'm dying lmao!!!!!🤣

[@zoenoelle8844]

this popped up on my recommended and let me just say i was not disappointed 😂💗

[@samirataubmann]

I don‘t know how i got here! I neither live in the south of the USA nor do I ever plan on. All these videos are incredibly funny yet it‘s extremely scary that there is actually some truth to this!

[@lisanickerson4788]

I am a combination between the early bird and impatient. I get so mad when other parents are early and spend time talking to the teachers. If you are early enough to be waiting and have concerns the freaking park, get out of the damn car, go I to the school and speak to the teacher. After you are done just sign your kid out early and leave!

[@lscblackwell9202]

Kaderin Wroth Exactly! That’s what parent/teacher conferences are for! I am the impatient one, but ONLY with those entitled ones who hold up the freaking line!

[@MrsRen]

So they should take the teacher away from their class? What the everloving fuck?

[@tammythompson751]

We love you guys! Thanks for the homeschool shout out! 😁

[@helenholt1161]

Went to pick up my nephews for my sister and the office had neglected to add my name to the authorized list (they had been properly informed). My nephews are waving to me, shouting hi, and the woman refused to release them to me until another person with some friggin common sense asked the boys if I was indeed their aunt and let them get into the car. I realize that safety is priority but such a display of stupidity at an educational facility is frightening.

[@matthew.dealba]

“Mrs Mitchell...” Gets me every time!!!!! 0:27

[@katherineknapp6604]

I was the reason for the slow down sign. Well me and the moron behind the big van! Seriously, how could that person not see a 6'7 dad, a tall for her age 4th grade girl ( me) and a slightly smaller than me 2nd grade boy on the crosswalk? Yeah, that craziness of almost getting hit also led to one way pick-up/dropoff line! Safety first ya'll!

[@sheilapate7604]

No matter how early you get there it’s still a long ass line lol

[@maryadams3357]

I always arrived 15 minutes after they let out. Avoided wasting my time that way.

[@stonehaven]

"Should've home schooled." YES!

[@Rachel_Renee2005]

2:56 "Shoulda homeschooled.." Oh my gosh, I about died!

[@marlenanix7993]

None of my kids are in school yet, but I will definitely be the one with no patience. I literally use the phrase "for the love of all that is sweet and holy" a lot. I have never heard anyone else use it though. I'm surprised something super close (she said "in the name of all that's good and holy") is in this video. Also, every time someone tells me patience is a virtue, I tell them, "patience is a virtue I do not possess."

[@Proviidencee16]

0:35 is my mom lol she always yelling at the car in front of her😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[@I_am_Lauren]

I love grandma! She's so classy!

[@ace-4634]

My mom is the “Nobody knows this parking spot so I could pick you up”

[@ashleypatten6369]

At the school I work at we have about 10 of those that show up early. They start lining up about an hour before dismissal. Unfortunately they don’t bring me any snacks. The sequel needs to be the drop off line. It’s worse.

[@galaxyrobloxian998]

In the UK, we do it differently at Primary Schools. You wait with your kids in the main playground or courtyard (Year 5s and 6s can be left alone) and they go into their classrooms when their teacher opens the door. With dropping off, the parents wait in the main playground or courtyard and pick-up their kids when their teacher opens the door.

[@cjhs2006]

I Usually Rode The Actual School Bus Unless I Had Detention After School Then my Mom Was The Multi Tasker

[@skylarw1924]

I watch this channel to much😂😂😂😂

[@KillJoy_Since2017]

Stay Golden pony boy Same

[@BoosMama1110]

Aiden, braydon, jayden . . . Uhg lol

[@jend8759]

I’m the impatient one, but my favorite is the grandma. How does she do it? Lol

[@scottierasberry4449]

Love the extra sandwich and cookies gal! A good southern lady never goes anywhere empty handed ❤

[@BioTechEntertainment]

My dad HATED picking me and my brother up from elementary school. Probably because you do burn alot of gas just sitting out there and we could just take the bus home 🥴

[@draupadih3980]

I'm homeschooled! And I find this hilarious 😂

[@lillianmanuel4956]

0:49 "Anna Beth"..... Annabeth..... ANABETH CHASE FROM PERCY JACKSON!!!!!!!!! No, I am not ok, but thank you for your concern! 😁

[@kendraa7013]

OH my gosh this was my same exact thought!!!

[@miso6758]

My grandma was the earlybird she would come like an hour to before me and my sibling and cousins had to get picked up 😂

[@ronniebaker4549]

The man in a hurry to get to baseball practice was me. My son at 1 time was playing on 3 teams and I was coaching 1 team and assistant coach on the other 2. I have been a single parent since 8 days before my son's 2nd birthday. I was a great dad but it wasn't in my DNA to be a good mother.

[@maryjoyspohrer256]

It's okay sweetheart. I'm sure that you did just fine.

[@jezlassiter9374]

My high school was three blocks from my little brothers school, and my foster moms house was across the street from my school. I’d walk out, go get my brother, and chill at my foster moms house till my brothers foster mom came to pick him up after work. I’m so blessed to have never had to wait in a school pick up line.

[@sidchill3463]

"Imma need you to take this DNA test" 😂😂😂

[@SirMoeThe2nd]

For us non parents who aren't aware of school schedules it's a traffic nightmare when you come upon a school zone. Yesterday I took three detours to get out of those pick up lines. True hell.

[@lexalina132]

I live right by a school zone. It can't be more than 25 ft long, but the time you actually get to a snail's pace, you're through it! Why even have the dang thing?? Dx

[@qunstrudel]

I work in the children’s department at my church and we deal with “The Rookie” from time to time. 😅 burden of proof seems about right

[@smithluv6]

I am definetly the impatient one. For crying out loud lady, make your kids hurry up!!! 😂😂

[@dragonzgaming5056]

Gosh the old lady killed me thought of my late grandmother so much making cookies and sandwiches I'm just like 😭😭😭😭😭