Spore Pacifist Run | Rise of the Ghandicus ☮

[@n0c0l0r5]

no joke, this is one of the best videos I've ever seen on youtube

[@AdrYeah]

That's exactly what I thought while I was watching it, glad to see I wasn't the only one thinking that way. The ending was crazy tho, he almost set himself on fire hahahaha

[@ArmacalypseRoguewind]

@Vasian Vasianich no

[@grafinch7496]

It's fantastic all around the board

[@rimadalc7576]

Agreed, brother. Long live the Ghandicus!

[@francisbacon5897]

The best part is the epic had balls a penis and boobs

[@Samantha081275]

‘Did you do it?’ Ghandicus: ‘...Yes...’ ‘What did it cost?’ *INCOMING TRANSMISSIONS* ‘Everything...’

[@Jan_TheMan]

Damn, Alexa play hurt 😔

[@zbaltazard]

This is the perfect comment for this video

[@mysticfox5764]

Well shit

[@marisastoletheprecioussara118]

So true

[@lowiqhighping2239]

@Hero 6Pack oh hello Sherlock long time no see

[@thejesuschrist]

Peace, Love, and Evolution! Praise be! ❤️😇

[@rasdridi8198]

Hey jesus

[@mykkoyt8982]

I didn't expect veryfied Jesus here

[@dubborino979]

How did jesus get verified

[@mladgames8485]

Wait a second. I don't think that Jesus would endorse the third thing.

[@runktheruler]

Sup Jesus

[@korakatk318]

I come back to this video every so often to relive this masterpiece

[@br0w3n87]

me too

[@chrlstlanz]

i third that

[@bones207]

me am fourth that

[@LizardKaimin]

Saaaaame

[@embelished_meister500]

I sixth that

[@brandonyong301]

*You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.*

[@Overphased]

*live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[@gilgamesh7055]

I knew there had to be ATLEAST one person who brought up that predictable quote. Here's a better one: You let others see you as a villain and live long enough for them to realize you're the hero.

[@KOS_Eonflash]

@@gilgamesh7055 that sounds like a person who wanted to be a hero and thinks he's or she's a hero, but there the villain.

[@gilgamesh7055]

@@KOS_Eonflash Nonono, comrade. It sounds like Nilfgaard setting the northern realms in order after the BS of their kings.

[@TheOlivef04]

@@gilgamesh7055 but the Nilfgaard are consistently evil throughout the story. I bet you sided with the Imperials in Skyrim. P.S Skyrim belongs to the Nords.

[@shakeela6128]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Ghandicus the Peaceful?

[@johnwayne387]

-Hello there -General Kenobi -Did you ever heard the tragedy of Ghandicus the Peaceful? -This is where the fun begins -...I find your lack of faith disturbing -...I don't like sand...

[@bluespy4050]

He hated violence so much, yet he couldn’t save himself from infighting

[@rimadalc7576]

I have heard the tales, but i say nay! I believe the Ghandicus still lives and is out there. May he live a long and tranquil life.

[@far0145]

It's not a story a Grox would tell you

[@emmarickerby7200]

He had a name

[@TheBrazilRules]

The most incredible part is when you realize that the entire game was just an introduction. The real game starts at the space stage

[@ammagon4519]

Yeah the space stage was incredibly boring, tribe and creature stage are too short.

[@iljaradenkovs7150]

It's cuz ea rushed this game out, the different stages were planned to be way more diverse and interesting.

[@FeatKanye]

@@iljaradenkovs7150 Lets make a remake then lmao

[@hiimhungrysteek5870]

@@FeatKanye yea let's make a remake of the game but you have to pay 50$ for a dlc that lets you get to another stage of the game because it's EA

[@amazingtominator3222]

@@hiimhungrysteek5870 if its fan made that wouldn't happen

[@mothlover924]

i love how he cracks up when he says “This is a complete violation of our rights. Help us.”

[@bluedarkdarklin2552]

Meeeh they don't know what's best for them though.

[@lunactiathemoth]

moth

[@northernasatru7562]

Dont mind me. just going around liking comments to bring people back to this masterpiece when they see it in their inbox.

[@trollorb]

You’re the hero we need

[@seanhebert1229]

Come back, you've been called once more

[@godlovesyou546]

Yes hero come back to us we need thine wisdom and kindness

[@guardsmanlars6797]

Truly a hero

[@iike9498]

Good person

[@Youmuus]

One of your best videos Uber

[@Gabriel-zc3yx]

YOMUUS!!!

[@grimoluden2693]

And longest :v

[@canyoueventakeit2437]

I guess i need to take a uber to the other old vids he has produced

[@linkgamerkid884]

Shut up ghost blade

[@hattron6704]

league player FK OFF

[@MrOtakuPanda]

I wasn’t expecting a literal BBC Earth spore documentary...10/10

[@rimadalc7576]

LONG LIVE THE GHANDICUS

[@corneater2999]

69

[@M2Mil7er]

It's definitely a Carl Sagan voice.

[@123telamon]

i have played this game many times... but damn his campaign is the most epic ever!

[@d-class-to2of]

Infinity/infinity

[@keisimmons]

What a great video

[@yellomonky4272]

Who da fuq r u broda

[@YodsYunkestYriver]

Lazy commebt verified boy

[@metolurr530]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3y9g6Vmodh7mdE

[@aidenaidenen7728]

I can’t tell if this is deeply philosophical or very stupid

[@a_person5668]

It’s both.

[@milx7210]

Both

[@menelik6635]

Yes

[@SuperNormalMan]

Definitely both.

[@chamberstommy]

both, both is good.

[@NerdyGamer9k]

This is quite literally the best vid i've ever watched. 1. Beautiful Narrating voice 2. Professional structure like Nat Geo 3. Very funny jokes 4. The whole video's storyline fits perfectly in a story model (Intro, rising action, climix, falling action, conclusion) This is honestly a masterpiece and I was hooked for the entire duration

[@crankthatsouljaboy9848]

mastapeece

[@MaikuYT]

you need to checkout ssethtzeentach , he reviews videogames in this format.

[@Lichtschutzfaktor50]

Dont forget the isis music in there

[@mithy1018]

Same

[@dittdummefan8069]

Tis is the shit more of tis content

[@thevenator3955]

That was actually really sad. Not just the role play ending, but the fact that you went through all that for nothing

[@16bblumer]

Well, you can bribe all people who sent war transmissions to you, plus they wont attack until you read the transmissions. This makes it so you can ally with everyone, even the grox, , as the bribe will remove the -200 from allying grox

[@syruslock4993]

@@16bblumer how long would that take?

[@16bblumer]

@@syruslock4993 not terribly long, it's like 16k per I think

[@syruslock4993]

@@16bblumer that still sounds like a lot of work how many empire were there in the game again?

[@16bblumer]

@@syruslock4993 you can make 16k+ a minute by the end of the civilization stage

[@suntzu4607]

Next will be “Spores: The Rise of the Hitlericus” where your main goal is total universe domination through merciless violence.

[@chaosincarnate7304]

And you somehow befriend everyone after defeating the Grox LMFAO

[@jumnei5159]

So a normal playthrough then

[@anonymousfortunes2970]

@@jumnei5159 definitely. Because it's harder to just manage peace, I did a race that expertly made allies with a race advance then I destroyed it.

[@vinegerplayz7552]

So the original playthrough

[@jojogacha974]

That’s all of my races basically they just kill everyone and they will befriend you just to blow your planet up after 1 or 2 years

[@andr-ei5519]

this was an amazing video, probably the highest quality video i fucking loved it the emotion this video has put me through is that of a soap opera, truly mesmerising cinematography and amazingly written script.

[@stramlukt]

Amen!

[@t.tophat4827]

Not as mesmerising as the happy ray

[@LordHookie]

"is that of a soap opera" soap operas suck tho

[@catafortune3791]

reminds me of ssethtzeentach videos

[@lightningdragon1078]

AND IT HUUUUURTTTSS

[@PayParkGoHome]

32 minute video, 1 ad. You've already shown true pacifism in this action alone. Edit: We now see 4 ads, but one cannot complain as this is now to test OUR patience. If he can endure hours of gameplay, we can endure seconds of ads. Truly, a wise move UberDanger.

[@M4r1n_]

Over Clocked I DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT! NOW that is Something!

[@Kokushibouu]

There isnt even 1 ad there are 0

[@camthegamer6444]

@@Kokushibouu there's one near the end

[@eascide]

Cam the gamer not anymore lol

[@outtakefiend6839]

Well KZbin's new ad policy is if you watch one ad clearly you don't mind a second

[@diobrando8979]

This video should be on the top of the internet forever. What a masterpiece

[@Tyme_Whyrlwynd]

A masterpiece indeed. It gets better every time I re-watch it.

[@enricopucci7205]

I agree Dio-sama.

[@mchickn3097]

I have watched this about 50 times now

[@qwertyasdf4081]

This is one of my favorite videos ever

[@OwenSmith5]

3:30 this fuckin guy lmao he deserves way more

[@WalkthroughHorde]

Honestly the fact that the game allowed for this video to be made makes it a masterpiece in and of itself. How it supports your quest for peace while also having random attacks from creatures you can not kill due to your ideals, like a test from God. Letting you control the flow of spice. Letting you achieve global domination without ever harming anyone else directly. Then the Grox. Truly magnificent

[@yeselectro8152]

"Our peaceful crusade of tranquility starts by, naturally, not eating any other organisms." *Eats plants*

[@samuelsalvatore4511]

*vegetarians has disliked that*

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@Morthal guard plants are an organism you sbeve

[@marisastoletheprecioussara118]

@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 micro beings

[@whitefri2z]

@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Do not reflect your own insecurities on others.

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@@whitefri2z that was obviously a joke but aight chief

[@mcdino6421]

i cannot believe you categorised it as "games" instead of "education"

[@mq4333]

Why does this have 1.4k likes and no comments

[@mcdino6421]

@@mq4333 HOLY ! THIS GOT 1.4K last time I checked there were like 5 :D

[@ruxis8179]

@@mcdino6421 Sometimes the best comments need no replies, just appreciation

[@katcano4474]

@@ruxis8179 Well now it's got replies. Does that mean this isn't one of the best comments?

[@ruxis8179]

@@katcano4474 do what Ghandi would do, purge the comments

[@micksta945]

The greatest sacrices require the strongest wills. 11/10 video uberdaddy

[@yuhaa549]

@Jason Lee hes name is UberDanger hence uberdaddy

[@BaldMancTwat]

Sacrices

[@adamgranum1596]

-1 because he burned the game so no not 11/10 it's 10/10 now

[@anonymoususer3477]

No homo?

[@Ratharaine]

Return to this great place

[@Levyafan]

The best thing is, it's pretty easy to just speed past the Grox towards the center of the galaxy once you have a sufficiently upgraded engine. Uber actively went out of his way to ally with the Grox just to make a point.

[@AttmozGlaishur]

I keep trying that, but al I meet are dead ends from every way (no near stars to move forward)

[@zazazimsalles5352]

"A disgrace and complete violation of our rights, please help us" - Many

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

Yeah, they don't know what's best for 'em though. :)

[@yukikinoha6985]

17:22

[@menosproblemos6993]

Just because many think in one way, doesn't mean it's true.

[@Ratharaine]

Return we must rise

[@mikasacus]

This is a masterpiece

[@shravanshetty347]

masterpeace

[@williamschavinski2242]

he changed, thats good

[@DarbyKaz616]

whoa its this guy calling it a masterpiece

[@twoDumbBlondes903]

Didn’t be family friendly but still a masterpiece watched 1000 times

[@DucksRequiem]

Yes

[@Kirby-vd7hw]

UberDanger: We must ally with the grox to achieve ultimate peace me: NO NO NO DONT DO THAT NOOOOOO

[@hollowpilot]

Join the resistance! And can I get your autograph?

[@corneater2999]

If u ally with grox every1 hates u and wants 2 have war

[@D.O.N.U.T.]

I wanted to like... But it’s already perfect

[@D.O.N.U.T.]

Kirby hopefully you can take my comment as a like

[@vikkyshell]

XxlolxX axeguy I mean I don’t blame you

[@yaguemiguel1313]

Every so often I come back to rewatch the tragedy of the Ghandicus

[@comborobo1297]

Same

[@freebooterluckless]

I like how instead of doing another boring multi-episode play through that would last hours You just made an entertaining mockumentary

[@joezilla1018]

@Derick Howard fuck vegans

[@drakoinx]

Right? The stories actually good enough to write a short about

[@etam8099]

Bruh

[@it.sy.]

@@joezilla1018 vegans are cool, vegans that judge others eating habits arent

[@Battlebox0]

@@joezilla1018 well you missed the point of the video

[@m4sherman926]

“When in doubt whip it out” - Christofer Whistofer

[@zacharytracy3797]

Worth keeping in my memory banks

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

I agree, also what?

[@blobvisfan666]

This singular sentence has given me untold amounts of wisdom, bliss and understanding of the inner machinations of my feeble mind. These are truly words to live by. I cannot stress enough how impactful these words have been in my life.

[@potatogod975]

yes

[@tahmkenchusta5852]

When in doubt jerk it out*

[@snaukball8764]

next: spore genocide run | rise of the gladius. Ok you can stop telling me he already did one.

[@negativeiquser5295]

chara approves this comment

[@cherrylicker6959]

@@negativeiquser5295 when are people going to realize how chara isn’t actually the bad guy in fact there’s a video that says exactly why

[@M259-u3c]

The fuckman is alredy a geocide creature

[@rhager842]

He already did a genocide run, with the Fuckmen empire.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Rise of the Civilization V version of Gandhicus

[@LDSTheClone]

“This violence and bloodshed has gone on long enough, you’ll see the light once you hear my SIREN SONG!” 11:31

[@m.g.1725]

Siren song: ISIS anthem

[@shreksophone7902]

Sawarim djihad starts playing

[@Autokendo17]

@@shreksophone7902 *fuckius manicus kills mohandus ghandicus*

[@Wrath-zj1qn]

"Not harming any living thing physically or emotionally" Continues to zap people with a happy beam and harm people emotionally.

[@willg8035]

That's part of the story you dunce.

[@d39street66]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[@northernasatru7562]

A complete violation of our rights ~many

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

OH, GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT!!! I MUST FORGET!!! **Super Happy Ray beam** Okay, I'm cool now. :)

[@goomy_]

It’s a disgrace and complete violation of our rights

[@RottenHeretic]

Man, Discovery Channel has changed.

[@IllyasArt]

I'm 35/35 on recognizing what doujin/art is from on a random commenters profile pic and I don't know how to feel about it...Nice profile pic!

[@squidfestMods]

@@IllyasArt sauce plz

[@igotnonameithink7961]

I need dah sauce too pls

[@dinamosflams]

Come on! Shot faster! Artista: Hirame Group: Turtle.Fish.Paint A truly Peak of art

[@awsomealaric]

Hey, for research purposes, where’s that thumbnail from?

[@helfire14]

Seven sexual organs. One for each chakra.

[@OculusS]

i wanted to like but i had to leave it at 69

[@aliengamesrobloxetc.5560]

Catra

[@shanetheshamwow]

*katra

[@dazeyndrowsy]

That actually makes sense! If their reproductive organs are associated with the 7 chakras, it’s no wonder they’re knocked up in the head XD

[@mastertrey4683]

Nathan Young Knocked Up

[@argoarcontediatene8557]

Moral of the story: sometimes you need to fight, you can't always solve it peacefully. Also you can't befriend everybody, someone will always gonna hate you for some reason. That is how life works.

[@memelescream4796]

Real. I tried to do a pacifist run. Someone insisted i pay them 700k. I had about 20k. I said no. They shot me when i tried to swing by to do a mission. I removed their empire from the face of the fucking universe.

[@ObviouslyASMR]

Okay so not only did this make me burst with nostalgia, this is also masterfully edited, major props dude

[@Ratharaine]

Return to this vid

[@ObviouslyASMR]

@@Ratharaine thank you! Glad I got to watch this masterpiece again

[@Ratharaine]

@@ObviouslyASMR your welcome

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

@@Ratharaine this was so wholesome 🥺

[@Ratharaine]

@@mikuenjoyerXD thank you

[@traviswilliams2348]

The greatest video on KZbin, a true masterpiece that highlights the struggle of human morality.

[@rom6299]

Travis Williams I’m with you to that my friend!

[@MasterLapin]

This but unironically

[@igenode]

Right after “the history of the whole world, I guess”

[@Ratharaine]

Retirn

[@lunacy2790]

*The Ghandicus allies with the definition of hate * Literally everything: “Cowabunga it is”

[@ammarpratama1207]

@Gerald Fisher You must not make an alliance with the Grox just must never

[@deadweight7334]

@@ammarpratama1207 what happens when you do it?

[@ammarpratama1207]

@@deadweight7334 well you get hated by every other empire the way my parents hate each other

[@lillianahannan8247]

It just be like that

[@lillianahannan8247]

@@lunacy2790 see, no one else is gonna understand this 😂

[@belltowersubductions5104]

Speaking as a pacifist, always remember: There is a time and a place for everything, and France in the days leading up to world war 2 is neither the time nor the place for absolute pacifism.

[@zakpotato8666]

The best thing is how smooth his voice is the whole time even when describing the gut wrenching screams of the slaughtered Ghandicus

[@cacomelon4768]

oh god

[@panman101mw3]

That was legitimately the BEST single video you have EVER done, Uber. Packed with laughter, banter, racist jokes, but most imporatantly, emotion. You used some Spore gameplay, some editing, and a good idea, and turned it into a happy, cheerful, and mostly shocking video I've seen all year. That fucking last part with the Grox empire was just as shocking, maybe more, than when that light beam broke the Supremacy starship back on The Last Jedi. And that was 200 people plus working on it for MONTHS. And you are just yourself and some lube on the side. for a month or so. If you had to ask me, I've been watching you since LoL was in S3, and I'd classify this as your BEST work of art since then, because that's what this is. A work of art. I would pay a lot of money if I could have that kind of content every MONTH. Let alone a week.

[@Mananpicar]

S Class work of art. Couldn't agree more, this is AMAZING

[@henriquepacheco7473]

I have to agree entirely. I'm almost sad Uber isn't planning on doing more spore videos.

[@mawsometall4692]

Spore

[@davidshtern4432]

Check out ssethtzeentach. It's obvious he's the inspiration, and by God is Sseth Funnier.

[@Agapang8888]

@@davidshtern4432 Boi plz don't start the war in comments plz xD

[@harmochi]

This would not get out of my recommendations for a whole ass year, I finally caved in and watched it. I do not regret it

[@geo4290]

Same

[@camerondacunha4875]

Geo same

[@g1sbi]

That’s because KZbin knew what’s best for you. You had to watch this masterpiece.

[@omnical6135]

watching it causes you to be shot by a super happy beam

[@omeralzubair2050]

Same

[@whiz8569]

14:00 "We civilized folk let our people starve so we can give peace offerings..." Man, that's strangely relevant at the moment.

[@johannesvonmalos7505]

How so?

[@whiz8569]

@@johannesvonmalos7505 I don't remember...

[@AttmozGlaishur]

@@whiz8569 🇵🇸

[@cowboycatss]

This is one of the best contemporary critiques of pacifism ever.

[@keithlee1007]

Lol what happened here

[@Mr.Pista-1]

@@keithlee1007 I think a guy named James said something very either stupid or controversial. In both cases he deleted his comment and his channel so we will never know

[@TherusOneWolf]

The mystery is killing me!

[@frenchtrueneutral5637]

@@TherusOneWolf me too.

[@THExRISER]

I *need* to know.

[@Reznor1974]

Your commentary style reminds me of a certain African warlord.

[@dramaexterminatus]

Who would that be? Is it the daddy I am thinking of? Sseth? Please say yes :(

[@darkzerothe1]

Luna the Lunatic considering I've been marathoning our Ugandan overlords videos and this popped up in my recommends and won't leave, I suspect yes

[@dramaexterminatus]

@@darkzerothe1 Sseth is my daddy. Every day I watch all of his videos, over and over, hoping that I will be able to sell my body to join the merchants guild and to make shekels so I too may support my beloved Warlord.

[@johannesvonmalos7505]

What warlord do you refer to?

[@iSyriux]

ugandan knuckles

[@hobocore]

this is a masterpiece sent by god himself.

[@johnblanton1332]

Caden Jensen indeed

[@godlovesyou546]

Agreed

[@khurttininggal5900]

Impossible

[@yourdad5799]

I didn't send it tho

[@tappoff]

It’s tradition to watch this every few months.

[@halloweenian8960]

This is the most entertained I’ve been in 6 months

[@rwsapp]

Same

[@Luizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

yeah it was a great vid it felt like only 10minutes

[@etherdeef4303]

HalloweenIan and he failed no nut November!

[@gulmaraz5931]

I’ve tried conquering every empire and colonizing every star system in this game. It’s almost impossible. Though wiping out tribal and civilization stage planets is fun.

[@washedupazir2873]

Did you know Escanor is stronger?

[@mitchellbarton7915]

"The grocks don't ask us to kill anyone" They'll do it themselves. To make sure it's done.

[@michaelsnavley6513]

They got robots for that. They can ONLY survive and thrive on T0 planets.

[@omnical6135]

actually the grox just pay you massive sums of money to destroy yourself when i allied with the grox, they gave me missions to destroy my own colonies

[@eggmanive1898]

i am in unimaginable pain looking at how you spell grox. So sorry bout dis Its *GROX*

[@Autokendo17]

Your spelling skill hurts me physically and emotionally, in every way shape and form basically Edit: I hate my lack of grammar so much that when I spell something very incorrect that not even the stupid autocorrect can help, I bonk myself on the head multiple times Edit 2: FUCKING, LACK OF GRAMMAR. FUCK THE SIZE OF THIS KEYBOARD, IT RUINS THINGS ENTIRELY

[@mitchellbarton7915]

@@Autokendo17 I love everything about this comment.

[@novelacontada]

This is so good This is so god*

[@sid6765]

Benswolo

[@n7kie269]

Ok

[@landonstudios9653]

Ok

[@sid6765]

Ok

[@thediamondphenom3174]

KO

[@frostbot75readaboutsection53]

I love how for some of the cutscenes (I.e tribal and civilization) the game had to twist the ghandicus’s hands 180 degrees so it would actually work correctly since the game was designed to work with hands that were affixed normally. Honestly that’s gotta hurt for the ghandicus.

[@NoObsUniTeD1]

I can truly say that I have been blessed. The journey of watching all of your spore videos to ever come out was insipiring. I laughed, I cried, I loved. Bust most importantly, I learned. I learned that only through true acceptance of what we have, have had and will ever have can bring the ultimate happiness and fulfillment in our lives. I don't believe any video on any streaming platform, nor any medium or forms of art can hope to come close to what this masterpiece achieves. The striking visuals of the old ways, as demonstrated by The Fuck Man thoughtlessly destroying all in his path was sobering. I laughed at their actions, but was hit by the realisation of the truth that they didn't know any better than to follow the outdated and demonstrably incoherent and incorrect path towards their inevitable extinction. It was then that I understood that it is up to us to lead them forward to a higher astral plane of understanding and show them the light. Accompanied by the audio, which I can only describe as the manifestation of unadulterated ascension, I struggle to think of a more perfect setting. For generations to come, this 32 minute romp through the rollercoaster of what we call our existence will be used to extend the horizons of our collective knowledge as a species and push us towards greater accomplishments. As one of the few lucky enough to be alive when this wonderful creation was released, I can only say one thing: Now THIS is epic!

[@cx3622]

NoObsUniTeD1 my favorite comment

[@NoObsUniTeD1]

@@cx3622 Ah. Greetings to you my fellow enlightened one. Glad to see my brethren taking up purely metaphorical arms against those whose depth and bredth of knowledge is not only inferior, but honed in on not what lies ahead, but instead on what barbarism that has been left behind. ☮

[@spidericktehdarkandstuff7417]

Cool

[@manismanis6137]

I agree. This masterpiece was obviously not brought to us by a mere mortal, but of a divine spirit that wishes to share with us. This divine spirit has given us the truth of life; the absolute meaning of the existence and of the nonexistence of everything in the universe. This, truly, is a work of art.

[@androkon6920]

My grammar nazi senses are tingling...

[@ShadowKueken]

This ... this might be your best video yet ... I only wanted it to play in the background, but I ended up being fixated on this for the entire 32 minutes .... you have my respect for creating this

[@zawarrudo3930]

So I am not the only one who listen to videos like this on the background

[@Ratharaine]

Return to this great realm

[@robertodalia5556]

I don't get it Why put a picture of Gandhi, the nuclear overlord, to represent pacifist?

[@Isogyre_]

A man of culture i see

[@Jelgraf]

Someones been playing civ, I see

[@fombocombo]

you cant harm others if you're dead.

[@Wolverines83]

If you watch till the end you’ll understand

[@alexrowley373]

Civ is an amazing game

[@AoBaiGaming]

It is a mandatory tradition that at least once a year, I return to watch the story of the Ghandicus Erectus in its full glory. Rejoice in everlasting peace, and take a beam from the Super Happy Ray.

[@creambrained]

Genuinely, part at the end where he destroyed his planet was so heartbreaking. Truly, very genuinely, saddest thing i have ever seen in my life. Truly. Genuinely. Truly. To full truth. Without a doubt. Very genuinely. To the full extent of truth. At the point of absolute genuine truth. Truly. Genuinely.

[@voxlknight2155]

Genuinely, Truly? Truly, Honestly, Absolutely? Lol

[@KinshinReaper]

X to doubt.

[@sink5321]

Godzilla had a stroke reading this

[@godlovesyou546]

I thought it was so sad I was genuinely not expecting that.

[@unluckypanda5448]

My heart broke when he destroyed the disc

[@lionprubbs701]

The best Dystopias are disguised as Utopias

[@adamdobry5517]

Unfortunately, a lot of people just don't want to live in a utopia

[@oddyslay]

@@adamdobry5517 To be fair, Utopia, the book that coined the term and shows the original utopia, is quite dystopic by today's standards.

[@adamdobry5517]

Maybe, But generally, a lot of people do not find profit in shared prosperity. Humans are greedy little creatures you know

[@Alley99]

Nah, the idea is that everyone wants to live in a Utopia, but Utopia is impossible to achieve. The only way to achieve one person’s idea of Utopia is to enforce it, creating a Dystopia.

[@tantarudragos]

now yuo see

[@nis5e]

*in this Video: How EA Ruined One Mans Dream by Not Testing their own Game Enough*

[@RealFeytey]

That's the issue though, every other species in the galaxy is being terrorized by one species to the point of all waging war on them. As you ally yourself with them the other species in the universe take this as a sign of hostility as you are adamantly creating an "Alliance" with their major enemy. The best way to represent this would be the fact that Gandhi had correspondence with Adolf Hitler between 1939-1940 telling him his philosophies of peace and why Hitler should not start a war in Europe. Gandhi did his best to try and persuade him away from evil and war but would obviously never "Ally" himself with Adolf Hitler, as allying yourself with someone in war time is essentially saying you agree with their ideals against the countries that are on the opposing side of the war. At best we could hope for EA having put in a system that allows you to push the Grox to stop their hostile and aggressive ways, though as we've seen through real life examples (such as the one above) this rarely works. In all the most "peaceful" way to play spore would be to ally with everyone and simply set up a trade route with the Grox, thus making it so they at least won't attack you and you can "Roleplay" yourself attempting to convince them out of their genocidal ways, only to be met with the same results as what happened in the real world, your cries and talks of peace falling on deaf ears as the Grox spare you but continue their war against any others who oppose them (In this case, everyone but you.)

[@RealFeytey]

@Blake lastname Gay

[@spiritflame8806]

@@RealFeytey wow, for someone who talks so much about spore, you sure are homophobic.

[@RealFeytey]

@@spiritflame8806 I'm gay myself, it was a petty comeback/joke, chill b

[@creachurr]

@@RealFeytey u goteem

[@evancrew1234]

I’ve never seen a 30 minute video that seems to move at such effortless and breakneck speeds. The editing, the writing, the music, everything just comes together to create one of the most mind-numbingly incredible experiences I’ve ever had on KZbin.

[@sockamine6692]

Next do a -undertale- spore genocide run

[@micahfrank1881]

Lmao. Watch Uuber just flip out for like 30 minutes

[@sebastiankjlby4456]

how would you ever kill *EVERYTHING* in a game with endless amounts of creatures

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

He already did. It was orgasmic

[@Shadonic00]

He already tecnically did. That's what the fuckmen is about.

[@obradacimovic8714]

No ads again thanks youtube

[@nerdstorma8427]

_"...But trial and error eventually leads us to creatures that are so _*_DeTEsTaBlE_*_ and _*_WReTchEd_*_ that they have no choice but to be out friend. :)"_ ~definitely a pacifist

[@RosemaryTheFloran]

Cult Leader

[@finnishwehraboo8377]

XD

[@Ratharaine]

Return to this realm

[@togahimiko6329]

UberDanger: plays pacifist Me: Destroys every Spore, Creature, Tribe, City, Planet ever possible known to man in this game

[@northernasatru7562]

Trying to play this game as a pacifist is the hardest damn thing 😂

[@mikk956]

I am playing as the grox... you know what that means😈 TOTAL DESTRUKTION

[@togahimiko6329]

Never thought my terrible comment would get this many likes, And thank you all.

[@gladiusbladeofthenorth9939]

Tried that,my tribe was literally stuck in an infinite loop of dying to two enemy tribes right after respawning.

[@omnical6135]

excuse me, what is a SPORE

[@wimbusbert1249]

I think this and the Diddy Kong Racing video are Uberdanger's best work so far. Don't get me wrong, I love the WoW series, New Vegas adventure and both Terraria videos, and I actually like the chillness of the new FFXIV series, but there's just so many funny, original ideas on display in these two in particular that makes them the best for me, and I love returning to them every few months. A lot of his other smaller videos are good too, although the other Spore video is a disgusting crime against nature and I hate it (granted it does show how far Uber's come over the years).

[@brandonkim8423]

2:06 "A humble existence, comprised only of eating kale and reproducing" So, California?

[@boazbolhuis1836]

Damn, thats spot on

[@Bigdog33677]

Brandon Kim “humble” hmmmmmmmm

[@maulenflorez9796]

No, not really.

[@ThePissedOffOwl]

Yeah pretty much for the super liberal cities but not so much for Southern California

[@at-bazelgeuse]

the minecraft life

[@ElliottJohnsonXX]

Although, the universe rallied against you in the end, they still came together BECAUSE OF GHANDICUS! LONG LIVE GHANDICUS

[@Prgrant-gj6st]

Elliott Johnson a very nice way of looking at it

[@hollowpilot]

The resistance is forever!

[@Letgoit2]

so code gease styl ALL HAIL LELOUCHE

[@rimadalc7576]

Agreed, dear brother! Long live the Ghandicus!

[@willowdrakon]

The ghandicus became the villain the universe needed to stop violence. The ghandicus sacrificed their entire species and billions of years of evolutionand research to achieve what their existance was all about in the first place.

[@alvaromartinezruiz6852]

This might be your best video

[@Ratharaine]

Return to this masterpiece

[@ailexx3377]

"Having a mass extinction weapon isn't wrong. It is using it, that is" - Mahatma Gandhi, Sid Meyer's Civilisation

[@Leto85]

22:05 'Three billion years of meditation, veganism and rampant inbreeding of the mentally ill have given us powerful, peaceful abilities in the space stage.' That topnotch writing skill. 😂😂😂

[@campfireofdreams758]

This masterpiece deserves so much more views and likes.

[@MeguminIsWaifu]

This actually felt like i was watching a science documentary

[@constipation4650]

I love how being a pacifist will result in becoming a universal criminal after allying with the Grox and being a Genocidal monster will result in becoming a universal hero after whipping out the Grox.

[@MikhailPashkovski]

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! You were supposed to destroy the Grox, not join them! Bring balance to the galaxy, not leave it in darkness!

[@justinweeb8145]

From my perspective THE GALAXY IS EVIL!!! All creatures deserve the ultimate PEACE and HARMONY!

[@MikhailPashkovski]

WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!

[@mrhalfwit972]

you were not the chosen one you were meant for memes not refrences

[@chaos9731]

This is actually the best comment XD

[@Xelets]

Try me

[@subswithoutanyvideos-dw3jw]

You actually went through the space stage. You have one strong will. This must of took so long. I’ll like and share this video

[@leeroy1961]

The space stage is fast to do tbh but it has infinite objectives, you choose one, the 2 main ones are allying or destroy the grox empire and to onficially end the game (at least in speedruns it works like This) you just need to go to the center of the galaxy

[@CommanderM117]

i did it but i Terra form and contained all the entry ways to the centre to stop the grox spreading they can only take dead world or less then 3 star worlds so build up world and picked them of glassing there world then rebuild

[@MS6InvaderCommander]

Actually one of the best videos I've seen on youtube period. I hold this video on the same regard as kitty0706's Mass Defect. Amazing job. This video will live for years to come I am sure.

[@raziel6304]

Dawww man why u had to remind me about Kitty0706 may he rest in peace

[@MS6InvaderCommander]

@@raziel6304 Grow out of it man. He's dead. He would want us to appreciate his work and move on.

[@MisterCuddlez]

As a Civ 5 player, Ghandi represents the exact opposite of a pacifist.

[@dennisgordon7767]

every step of the way, there was ungodly suffering. but we never directly harmed anyone. god thats poetic

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

Now the next logical step would be total anihalation of all life, but that seems _unbalanced_ Instead, it is time to bring balance to the universe, killing half of it, and befriending the other half.

[@andrewadelheart875]

Balance, as all thing should be

[@gulmaraz5931]

So we should thanos it?

[@promise8614]

Reality is often disappointing.

[@blipboigilgamesh7865]

I have no strong feelings one way or the other

[@kocakgeming64]

Rise of the thanos

[@komasajt8795]

this was actually pretty dramatic no irony

[@huhulili9021]

Until you found that the sound used in this video is the theme of ISIS

[@CBATOTHINKOFANAME1]

ah there is my annual rewatch of Rise of the Ghandicus completed then.

[@seablue2161]

you outperformed yourself on this one, chief.

[@maxamillion6042]

"We naturally don't hunt for fish, as that would harm the fish" I lost it

[@abbyalphonse499]

If a herbivorous species in spore tries to fish, they harvest seaweed.

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Abby Alphonse But that would harm the seaweed

[@alinastanescu4430]

@@abbyalphonse499 I didn't know that, THE MORE YOU KNOW

[@losnfjslefn8857]

@@abbyalphonse499 All this time... After all the hours of playing this game, after all the YEARS that have gone by... I never knew this!😲

[@fuze9498]

So the California wildfires were caused by someone who messed up in spore

[@ssneakyandfriends1626]

yes ~-~

[@roguis3451]

How's the hostage killing going?

[@fuze9498]

Roguis it’s going pretty well. There were some issues but besides that it was fine. Thanks for asking. Also merry Christmas

[@jamesbella72]

I love how he slowly regrets his decision, it's beautiful.

[@Luckydeath973]

Is this ... a Family friendly version of Sseth ? Deep voice, calm gameplay, heavy memes and editing on one theme, this is like no insult Sseth for sure.

[@MrTrebleCleff]

It's all of the Sseth, with none of the racism!

[@ThundaAaAaAaAaAh]

They know each other so it's no coincidence

[@MrTrebleCleff]

@@midshipman8654 Well. That's dissapointing

[@fareflight2029]

+MrTrebleCleff Neither of them are racist. It's called offensive humor.

[@sethdoeslegalmeth3162]

wuh

[@ramadingoschromosome1085]

This man actually put this ammount of time and effort into a video while getting fit at the same time... True Gamer Respect Certificate

[@97dusk]

I made the mistake of watching this video on my smart TV, in the same room where my Alexa is located. ...To put it simply, you activated it.

[@steveishere8808]

Burraku Dusk Did you panic as you tried to stop it from playing “Hurt” by Thousand Fpot Krutch?

[@noesnoes3969]

*O R I G I N A L J O K E*

[@Powdown]

Why does this happen so much on KZbin?

[@zladam9445]

"In my quest to harm noone and create lasting peace, I've made war with over half the universe"

[@secondary1verril22]

"When in doubt, whip it out" -Christopher Wistopher. He's real

[@professorpine7374]

Most likely

[@dvdcar90]

That was too funny.

[@xGxPhantomZzz]

Sees his friend get brutally murdered by a giant > *Starts screeching Salil sawarim* _ISIS Intensifies_

[@dobi2236]

@Neb heck yeah murica

[@kingflamealot3714]

Nice one EA. Literally impossible to do a pacifist run. xd

[@Flapjack3734]

My family watches this as a tradition once every few months/years.

[@HittingBandy]

There were several points in the vid where you could've said: "To achieve, Nirvanna"

[@Powdown]

Actually it should be Narnia

[@alinastanescu4430]

@@Powdown What is Narnia/Nirvanna?

[@surgodt]

@@alinastanescu4430 Nirvana is paradise in Buddhism. It is reached by gaining karma through good deeds in your numerous lifetimes.

[@constantanxietyattacks6878]

@@surgodt it's actually more a state of enlightenment, where you've transcended from the painful cycles of the physical world, and reach a state of blissful oblivion. Nirvana isn't meant to be a place you go, like Heaven, but a state you personally reach.

[@cthulhumakesbadcontent3409]

Harry ,just Harry Narnia is another world from a book Nirvana is a higher state of being.

[@juanantoniolopezprida806]

This is masterful. Most of us old spore players knew the ultimate consequences of your actions, but your way to narrate and all the elements present in your video kept me watching eagerly till the very end.

[@omnipresentsnowflake4698]

Question is, why did that all his alliances go *no*

[@OriginalPiMan]

@@omnipresentsnowflake4698 Because everyone universally hates the Grox.

[@fillerisnameria6212]

The Grox Empire is the terror of the galaxy. If you somehow tank their discount star destroyers and give them enough money and do enough missions long enough to ally them then every other empire in the galaxy declares war on you.

[@darkash900]

Hi

[@medianxx4687]

Basically you joined Hitler.

[@pyroshrimp4073]

No, ghandi was a nuclear warlord according to the civ games

[@Bingus__Khan]

Ah yes, the "Our words are backed with nuclear weapons" type of Gandhi.

[@pyroshrimp4073]

Ngl I thought he would go commit warcrimes at the end

[@bean5157]

"You can imprison this body, but you will never imprison the nuke headed straight for your capital."

[@thebiolibrary5572]

I suppose that’s why they had planet nukes to destroy themselves to end the pain they caused by joining with the Grox

[@lastman3630]

SPORE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

[@poliswag6666]

this is one of the best videos i have ever watched

[@Layvee]

And that is how yet another forest fire starts, never do Spore kids.

[@canceladorey]

Upload my Ezreal vid RIGHT NOW

[@xkilla911]

what are you, from California?

[@CreatorsHubCreates]

Nidalevi lol

[@Ratharaine]

Come back and return to this great masterpiece

[@oliverkirkland420]

29:11 top ten anime plot twists

[@gulmaraz5931]

When they eat fruit they’re harming the plants and seeds. There’s no winning at this pacifist thing. Though I am a heathen and proudly part of the problem.

[@Hex6Edges]

Jupp!

[@miamoos6566]

Oliver Kirkland I SAW YOU YESTERDAY WTFFF (nice pfp)

[@gulmaraz5931]

28:40 Yeah I’ve always noticed that the most horrible things are done for the greater good.

[@DR-54]

I knew that this would happen and I was just waiting for him to fuck up and ally them.

[@nathee3719]

*Befriends most hated species in the galaxy * Everyone else: War it is

[@alinastanescu4430]

*Everyone else: Peace was never an option

[@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme]

(every single planet releases chickens with axes)

[@Ratharaine]

Return

[@demdoughnuts3882]

Ghandicus: I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE AND PROSPERITY TO MY NEW EMPIRE. Rest of the galaxy: YOUR NEW EMPIRE?

[@n4ch0king27]

hahahaa best comment ever

[@undercoverjihadi9252]

Ghandicus, what happened to armies, to victory?!

[@ilianaleksiev3717]

Kylo Ren? star wars? that kind of shit?

[@demdoughnuts3882]

@@n4ch0king27 grateful I am, you feel this way. But much to learn, I still have.

[@n4ch0king27]

@@demdoughnuts3882 you are welcome but I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.