Ubersreik Five Got That

Parody of this meme: • U POOT THAT [ SFM TF2 ...
Music used: Halogen - U Got That
Saltzpyre punching the screen greenscreen: • Saltzpyre status - gre...
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[@FatsharkGames]

❤❤❤ You got that! ❤❤❤

[@deamonmindgaming2054]

Oh no Fatshark noticed this heresy

[@nikosaurus4238]

Oh shit

[@boss-rm9ie]

Add versus mode.

[@SpectreCiNW]

So when is Bardin gonna get double eyepatch?

[@boss-rm9ie]

@@SpectreCiNW it's gonna cost like 20000 shillings 💀💀

[@Janfon1]

There is no context

[@sirshrafle1607]

None needed

[@mechwarrior7278]

*~Warrior Priest has died of Heresy~*

[@yourlemons4271]

>no context Nothing of this quality comes without context.

[@vadandrumist1670]

Ubersreik Five > Arrive > Flex > Refuse to Elaborate > Leave

[@joachimgauckler8555]

Im asking for a friend 😅... do you have a NSFW art? He´s really deep down the rat hole you know.

[@vadandrumist1670]

Slaanesh corruption be like:

[@alexthehopeless3778]

Bro slaanesh can't compare to this 😩

[@Jackaboy64]

this is way sexier than anything slaneesh could think off

[@Dissapointorg]

Ah, the missing piece, a power to surpass Slaanesh

[@amesnfire1098]

​@@Dissapointorg This is how the End Times are stopped and WF's world continues. 🎉

[@trygveblacktiger597]

I mean.... Its working

[@AngeryCrow]

Kruber lifting Kerillian is just, perfect. Bardin sit n' spin is just adorable Sierra flexes is freaking awesome Salty BOOTY AWOOOOOGAAA

[@AngeryCrow]

Just noticed autocorrect turn Sienna into Sierra... P.S. Kerillian showing feet when-

[@macanudo6206]

AWOOOOOGAAA is actually a pretty normal reaction in this situation

[@RambleOn07]

Saltz booty is the gateway to Slaaneshi corruption, it's why he so regularly wears overcoats.

[@marcocivalerian9099]

for me dwarf got me the most excited and the second is kruber

[@Barrystue]

HOW DARE YOU HOLD AN HONORABLE DAWI TO SUCH A LOW LEVEL OF MASCULINITY. YOU’RE GOIN’ IN THE BOOK 📝

[@TheDJmax335]

Bardin casually taking a sit is odly dominant and menacing all at the same time.

[@KamiKaZantA]

That's an odd way to spell *cute and *adorable

[@Tanzenergise]

@@KamiKaZantA that's goin' in the book, manling.

[@DerOrk]

Looks like Fat Yoshi to me.

[@crabman1398]

@@DerOrk goin in the book

[@elenviadodemorfeo7203]

Club Penguin Dance

[@hypnoticorange5586]

I love how the loop ends with Warrior Priest Saltzpyre knocking the sense back into us and brings us back to the righteous sexy Saltzpyre.

[@VeyXronX]

HOLY SIGMAR!

[@ham_the_spam4423]

@@VeyXronX BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY!

[@chaospacemarine8330]

More like this video is supposed to open up to another Saltzpyre status

[@dianamunoz4296]

Saltzpyre is ugly

[@MammalianCreature]

gay

[@cursedcroissants1689]

Slaanesh has cursed you with raging thirst!

[@slothguy5946]

No brother, It's a blessing by Sigmar!

[@Janfon1]

I shall drink to abate the pain

[@rustkarl]

Cursed us all!

[@gaminginthelincolnyears]

Sigmar have mercy We must stay focused brothers We *must* stay focused

[@Jackaboy64]

to late, bardin is just too sexy

[@aeolanyiralevique]

Bardin is distracting me by sitting like a toddler.

[@joachimgauckler8555]

@@aeolanyiralevique SUSS

[@gaminginthelincolnyears]

@@aeolanyiralevique *big Yoshi

[@williamwallcroft2559]

Focused on... ?

[@ollaniuspius1211]

Props for the Ox Guard position of Kruber

[@theminorityshack7071]

I love me some Joachim Meyer

[@VoLCiTY]

We need some pluderhosen for Mercenary!

[@asturias0267]

Ochs Guard*

[@KRIMZONMEKANISM]

Like an Assassin Rat missing his lunge and yeeting itself off a cliff, so too did the sight of bare-chested Grail Knight Kruber shoulder pressing Kerillian, send my sides into orbit.

[@vadandrumist1670]

Because of this comment I now want to see what he could do with a skaven version of this.

[@MinersLoveGames]

​@@vadandrumist1670How dare you give them ideas.

[@sonofthebearking3335]

​@@vadandrumist1670 *maniacal Shelk Stonetooth laughter INTENSIFIES*

[@williamwallcroft2559]

@@vadandrumist1670 He'd have to go out of his way to do so, as they are covered in fur.

[@nategore3724]

@@sonofthebearking3335 we're gonna do this and just before the drop happens, Shelk is gonna shoot a Doom-Rocket at the screen

[@swinia6049]

Love how Kerillian is lifting "green circles", thats so fokin clever

[@Momo_oo7]

I don't get it ._.

[@user-fq3yl5pb6f]

Kerillian always gets green circles. Just don't look at how many times teammates had to pick *someone* up

[@Momo_oo7]

@@user-fq3yl5pb6f OH those green circles dunno how i didn't catch that lol

[@user-fq3yl5pb6f]

@@Momo_oo7 you know 'em, you love 'em, you need them. *Green circles*. Every player craves those Juicy big numbers get encircled with that nice saturated green like it's a grand strategy game. Especially elf mains. Source: I'm an elf main

[@dianamunoz4296]

​@@user-fq3yl5pb6f I've been downed and gotten my health drained more by Bounty Hunter and Ranger Veteran

[@nikital.6523]

All four are absolutely great. Sienna's pure fire, though.

[@TronTuborg]

Ba Dum Tsch!

[@marcocivalerian9099]

She is so hot for real

[@KingLich451]

ahahahahhahah

[@Suren0]

That sword fighting book overlay on Kruber was a really cool touch Also thanks, now i cant stop watching this on repeat 😬

[@aerothallji6514]

Lil fun fact, devs made it where Kruber always appears to hold and swing a sword or any melee weapon in the actual correct way.

[@Janfon1]

​@@aerothallji6514 We could thank Morris for that, he made a devblog on Fatshark's website where he described using HEMA and historical references for GK's moves

[@mattaffenit9898]

Ochs guard, I think. Slight HEMA nerd.

[@PANCAKEMINEZZ]

​@@Janfon1My man, don't know who he is, but I'm so happy that HEMA is becoming more known in the mainstream. As long as people aim to keep true to the source, I'm happy for historical inspiration!

[@PANCAKEMINEZZ]

Also that flash of Kruber in the fencing manual stance is 👌🔥

[@schism_9893]

Everyone out here posing and showing off, and here's Bardin just chilling

[@haldor1803]

Victor be hitting that Sigmar grindset

[@monday7352]

Saltzpyre: Sexy, dedicated, RIGHTEOUS, and to the point. Kruber: *Spicy* ,Best boi, is always picking up the elf(in game and in the animation), OX GUARD Sienna: literally fire, someone get an extinguisher, please god the orphanage- Bardin: Bardin Kerillian: doesn’t have shoes on, linked her onlyfans, no you can’t lick them stop asking Warrior priest Sugmar: *WAKE UP*

[@Felix-Felix]

Also I love how you put a purple shade on everything because this is exactly how a Slaanesh mind control would look like

[@Felix-Felix]

So THIS is what you were doing that day you booted blender? My man, you're solely carrying the community shitposts on your back.

[@vitaliitomas8121]

Janfon1, the Chaos God of Shitpost

[@MrNuclearturtle]

"He did it, crazy son of bitch did it" -Ian Malcom, Jurrassic Park

[@boston3p]

Average darktide fan vs average Ubersreik five enjoyer

[@batcat4136]

Every frame of this video goes hard as hell. And thanks, now Kruber shoulder pressing Kerillian will never leave my mind

[@danny_decheeto8300]

The hema stance though

[@heistingcrusader_ad3223]

The Lady thought him how to hold a sword proper

[@williamwallcroft2559]

Now, that was an actual sight to behold.

[@Bonkman83]

That Ox stance was amazing to see Edit: confused both Ox and Zwerchhau

[@vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489]

Once again dainty elf feet has been denied to us

[@semi-useful5178]

Smouldering sienna feet though

[@vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489]

@@semi-useful5178 hot, literally.

[@Pewling]

You're having way too much fun, Janfon.

[@krakenkrack1694]

I absolutely love the cinematography with saltzpyer and finessing the pistol. just how the camera jerks with every action gives weight and firmness to saltz's actions, and the perfect zoom each time. Not to mention that cheeky smile at the end to top it all off, absolutely amazing. You are very talented janfon and learned through practice. Your animations are gold and an important part of the vermintide community. thank you so much for the time you put into these!

[@beter21137]

Slaanesh has cursed this author with raging thirst, but instead of drinking to abide the pain, he made a "U got that" montage of the Uberskeik 5.

[@Silungar]

"Southlander weaklings! Face me in the arena! I'll take you all, by mys-" The "Southlander Weaklings":

[@sicor94]

I certanly didnt expect to see a picture of a german fencing manual in this, but boy am i glad.

[@NCRVeteranRanger]

Another glorious masterpiece by Janfon1. Sigmar bless this man.

[@r.e.z9428]

Vermintide 3 Promo lookin good.

[@sagadellic6616]

The fact that this is literally 2 minutes long cracked me up so bad, you have no idea. Genuinely, this made my day. Thank you.

[@randomcenturion7264]

Kruber and Kerrilian got a good dynamic going on.

[@Trollvolk]

The facto that you implemented a picture from Joachim Mayer s fencing manual for Kruber is just pure Gold XD

[@smigbobvonsmelborp10]

This Hotline Ubersreik lighting got me acting up. Time to repurpose the Oil Barrels to grease up topless Kruber🔥🔥🔥

[@bluelick7578]

Kruber holding the elf over his head is gold

[@Sgumby1]

bardin's wink made me melt

[@DepressedCrow]

Bardin would be the only one to unironically flex while looking in a mirror Saltz would do it too but very carefully and with one arm to make sure nobody sees him

[@slothguy5946]

0:16 Man I wish I was Kerillian

[@VFemboy_Daishō]

I wish I was Kruber

[@macanudo6206]

and just like that, a couple was made on the internet

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

Very Ironic that the women have more clothes than the guys

[@williamwallcroft2559]

Yeah. It's usually the other way around.

[@Fazbear-po5mm]

I mean is there a problem with that? Personally it’s all about the sigmar grindset

[@HolyApplebutter]

I didn't think Saltzpyre smirking playfully like that at me would feel so legitimately threatening.

[@heramaaroricon4738]

The perfect music video does not exi-- This video:

[@linhle8294]

Mister Dwarf is so cute. He just sitting there

[@Barrystue]

That’s goin’ the book 📝

[@designatedred]

Bardin wink is just the extra tease for the extreme thirst from this. Fuckin' love it 👌

[@Overlord99762]

I love Bardin's sit and spin action, he's just a Foo straight up posted.

[@Tyrarl]

Slaanesh must have cursed me because I am thirsty for that dawi.

[@slothguy5946]

It ain't haresy if it's a dwarf

[@evilcrucian8989]

Wait... this isn't a clickbait... Janfon, NO!

[@bobrys12345]

Oh god. Its happening. He is too powerfull.

[@gruntsquad121]

The shark hat stays ON!

[@MrTheGameNarrator]

Sigmar blessed their ravaged bodies

[@Obozo_Gaming]

Oh holy Sigmar, cleanse me of these unholy thoughts this video as pushed onto me.

[@Gherichto]

Slaaneshmas came early... So did Slaanesh.

[@quercingtime]

As a longsword fencer I love that THE OX IS HERE!

[@sehtgoblin]

Now my favorite video on internet.

[@DwarfDaddy]

Like it or not 0:31 is what perfection looks like, short, stout, and ready for a bout

[@Barrystue]

SHORT! that’s going in the boo- oh wait you’re a fellow dawi you have an s word pass

[@hunacean]

okay, this is very impressive. but now I need to see Saltzpyre Bardin and Markus flexing like the pillar men.

[@wh3nderson95]

Janfon1 got that something that I need!

[@azazelgreen7873]

Camera man Pusfume getting front row seats

[@waltzleafington363]

Lohner deciding the ubersrike five need better marketing:

[@jazzydominion1411]

Im combusting buckets at the sight of kruber and bardin

[@PANCAKEMINEZZ]

Unironically added to my workout playlist

[@justinthawsetmyo4173]

Bardin just sat the fuck down it's so cute lmaoooo

[@Barrystue]

Alright manling that’s going in the book 📝

[@nyx7694]

​@@Barrystue FOR YOU TO SO GRIEVOUSLY INSULT THE ATTRACTIVENESS OF SUCH A HARDWORKING DAWI IS A SIN WORTHY OF THE SLAYER'S OATH!

[@Barrystue]

@@nyx7694 BARDIN IS SEXY, NOT CUTE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

[@bonelessman56]

That Ochs guard is what does It for me ngl

[@oniemployee3437]

Normally I hate Kerillian, but that outfit might be enough for me to put up with her.

[@LeonardoSantos-kx4zy]

Bardin is so hot man. that beard

[@arktisch36]

What's next, a music video for Saltspyre's famous song "Witch huntin'"?!

[@FirstLast-wk3kc]

I d love it)

[@Janfon1]

I did make a short version of it, here you go kzbin.info1LBFF250jKM

[@user-fq3yl5pb6f]

Well he has some news for you...

[@FirstLast-wk3kc]

@@Janfon1 make full version! (I really thought that he means exactly that)))

[@StevoForbes12]

"I will fullfill my slayer oath."

[@DEUSSD]

I saw the thumbnail from afar after I made coffee. Rushed to my screen....Did not disappoint！XD

[@bakedowls299]

1:15 Dayum look at that poise. All of these were amazing 💪

[@OldPeepaw]

You're a hero to the community

[@Acesahn]

This was definitely a thing I saw today.

[@LordoftheFore]

I desperately need robeless Rasknitt to interrupt this with his BIG HORNS

[@cheekyjebus5559]

This is exactly what I needed at 2am, I love it

[@mechwarrior7278]

OMG Janfon this is so over the top amazing XD we all know where you were going when the camera did that little shift down towards kerillians feet 🤣 Man the amount of work that must have gone into every little detail is just astounding…. Like just the little wrist twitch when Saltz pulls out the pistol. Crazy talent you have man

[@LegaLImmigrnt]

We're never gonna see kerillian's feet but at least sienna had our backs

[@thewhompingwampa2671]

Brothers, get the Prohibition Hammer.

[@MK.00]

I can’t believe this is the video that sent me down a wormhole of Warhammer. Sub earned.

[@gokhan777]

Man you are the best thing that happened to this community ahahahhahaa :D

[@jazzcrusader3062]

They do got that tho

[@Mrkabrat]

Kruber bench pressing Kerillian is hilarious

[@anonthe-third2367]

Slaanesh has cursed me with raging thirst

[@conorstabler6093]

Bruh my faith in sigmar has reached it's max after seeing saltzpyre like that.

[@wilddoge5130]

This what the PactSworn see when the Crew rolls up into town.

[@guts8909]

This is some amazing camerawork

[@FirstLast-wk3kc]

Why is Sienna so cool, how did you do that?

[@Plainofices]

Slannesh wants what they cant have: the ubersreik 5.

[@BasementMinions]

This is so incredibly high effort. I love this.

[@nmf0]

I'm glad this is not 1 hour long because I just couldn't stop watching and I don't know how I would explain this whenever someone would inevitably walk in ant notice.

[@ArkHattori]

Never knew how much I needed this in my life. Well done, as always. This is honestly both funny and cool. Bardin's little thrust at the end of his part was great. Unexpected but great. Edit: With that Victor booty sway, guess we know what sort of art Catrinne will be painting next. The sword manuscript flash and line up with Kruber was awesome. Sienna's body heating marks while she flexes is mesmerizing. And Kerillian just having Kruber do some of her bit for her just goes to show who carries who in some matches. I normally watch a lot of your stuff multiple times. But this might have been rewatched so much that I am just playing it on my phone while I work, and now your animation is going to be the only thing I see when I hear it. Shared it with some friends and watched it each time I shared it. Sigmar watch over you and keep up the amazing work!

[@ronanHanni]

Bardin is peak male performance Saltzspire is Legend

[@dogbone10]

This really goes to show that none of the ubersreik five are actually hot and it takes an extraordinary amount of effort to make it seem that way, which is why they are quite possibly the best protagonists ever. The only parall I can think of would be both of the Left 4 Dead squads, who are all literally normal everyday people thrust into an awful situation. Y'know, thinking about it, kinda the same thing happened to the five, granted they all have at least a little background with combat.

[@slothguy5946]

0:16 I dunno man, this seems pretty hot to me

[@anonthe-third2367]

bro how can you look at Bardin and not want him to plunder your mines

[@azariah_kyras]

The 5 have always been hot

[@tapaniwinterlich4060]

Best Vermintide content I've seen in years

[@MyouKyuubi]

Saltzpyre with his highly improvised bootleg Gawr Gura cosplay. xD

[@Tiger74147]

Awesome, but a little disappointed Bardin didn't flaunt his sexy beard.

[@artisan2906]

love how everyone is shown EQUALLY the same lust lmao

[@nerdlydelicious1876]

You're doing.... I don't know if it's Sigmar's work. It might honestly be Slaanesh's work. But you're doing some god's work, and you're doing it well.

[@KubinWielki]

Your channel is like the film "1408". We all think we got out of the fever dream, but it's all just illusion and we find ourselves right back in the deep end of it.

[@TsunankoProductions]

With any luck Janfon's like "We've only just begun..." (That movie is terrifying jfc)

[@svetlani9776]

Damn bardin sitting reminds too much of club penguin, just makes me chuckle

[@Barrystue]

Goin’ in the book 📝

[@Momo_oo7]

Saltz animation was really great! (also aiming with the blind eye lul)

[@Southern_Crusader]

I wanna be a fly on the wall when the team at FatShark first watch this.

[@Kersakofu]

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