Ubisoft CANCELS Tokyo Game Show Plans, Thunderbolts* Controversy | Side Scrollers

[@RyanJames1611]

Guy’s name is Diddy and literally diddles people, did Kojima write this?

[@Marcara081]

Starts to make sense of the old Tupac rumor. Not just that Diddy did him in, but that Tupac was Weinsteined by music producers. So Diddy? Might have participated.

[@aeonise]

Can we coin "Studio of Theseus" to describe studios that produced beloved games in the past but have had so much turnover and change that now they are a completely different studio just capitalizing on the name?

[@Antipodean91]

Hey, I loved Jackie Chan Adventures.

[@heavyhebrew]

ever seen Mike Tyson Mysteries?

[@Antipodean91]

@@heavyhebrew no, but I am immediately intrigued.

[@heavyhebrew]

@@Antipodean91 look it up, it is wild

[@MMDelta9]

@@Antipodean91 has Norm MacDonald as a pigeon.

[@yolanda8563]

I loved that show... I even had the magazine which came with the talisman.

[@Marcara081]

Blabs, in the same initial interview the Hawk Tua girl says she's 'dating' multiple guys at the same time. The media is pushing her for the same reason they push Only fans: make little girls aspire to be 304s. Brittney Spears before her, Madonna before that, it's an old strat that worked perfectly.

[@zhengyingli]

Ubisoft could've just made their DEI bucks by making Yasuke a samurai in a small NPC role so their mid game can be released without controversy, but no, they decided to replace what we all wanted - a Japanese male lead.

[@stonechat2236]

I can almost guarantee they wanted controversy. They just didn't expect it to blow up in their face.

[@heavyhebrew]

Imagine if they had the Japanese protag, and used Yasuke as the audience perspective narrator? How John Milius used Mako as the narrator for Conan the Barbarian. It could have been an epic. Instead they chose propaganda because they are, as a sage British man eloquently stated, boring. Stupid, and boring.

[@BigReggii]

I would of preferred Yasuke as a DLC side story , like they did in Assasin Creed black flag

[@Marcara081]

They are insulting the Japanese on purpose.

[@Carnefice]

​@@heavyhebrewWhy would I want a blaq to narrate my ninja game set in Feudal Japan?

[@geistwolf776]

Who knew Styx’s Dad worked for Nintendo Power tech support

[@jcfra420]

It is crazy, but I am old enough to remember when Vince McMahon was just a scrawny wrestling announcer.

[@frankf684]

He wasn’t really scrawny.

[@billwithers4762]

@@frankf684 I guess he just seemed scrawny in comparison to all the jacked up wrestlers he was around.

[@SebastianMikulec]

He hadn't gotten on the IcoPro yet. 😏

[@jaxongedden7174]

Orson Scott Card is the most underrated writers of his time in both Sci-Fi and Fantasy. It's breaking my heart to see how his release rate is slowing considerably the last few years. I have my fingers crossed we get The Queens and more Micro Powers before the inevitable. 😢

[@vonfaustien3957]

How is he underrated? Last I checked Enders game and its series tend to be very well regarded

[@jaxongedden7174]

@@vonfaustien3957 But very few ever even find his other novels which are just as amazing. Empire, Lost & Found, Wakers, Stonefather, etc. There are currently much less talented authors that can so much as sneeze in a tissue and get it published and pushed to every end cap in English speaking countries.

[@Marcara081]

Ngl, I can't stand his name.

[@nautdead3197]

​@@vonfaustien3957if anything it's over rated

[@Andy22905]

Razor: "Mom what channel MTV on?", Razor Mom: "Channel 8". Got Emmmmmm 💀 😂😆. Also Jackie Chan adventures was awesome. I remember it as a kid & always be quoting the Uncle.

[@ParodyAccount_]

that rake analogy from the Simpsons is actually from Tom & Jerry lol.

[@judgedrekk2981]

it was funnier on Simpsons!!! Kerlsey Grammer's ugh every time a rake hits him never stopped being funny! on the other side they only did the joke a few times, if they invented it now they'd overdo it!

[@Ceabrus74]

Tom & Jerry is funnier

[@ParodyAccount_]

@@judgedrekk2981 it comes down to opinion what's "better". I prefer the silence of Tom's pain lol

[@Marcara081]

You can also get that abdominal swelling from roid use. You can see pics of guys with rotund bellies with abs ontop.

[@MGP2210]

25:19 I loved Jackie Chan Adventures.

[@barnbwt]

Love the Myst reference; apparently they remade the whole game in Unreal Engine a few years back, it's awesome

[@Dragonangel426]

You only need five hearts to get the White sword, it's twelve for the Magic sword. 🤓

[@pedrogorostiza6703]

Razor's mind is sharp and cutting edge.

[@Marcara081]

A sharp mind is cutting and razor edge.

[@Dragonangel426]

Well, if they do Arkham, they need to go one step "Beyond."

[@Marcara081]

I...I understand that reference.

[@NaglfarCommando]

Missed Silent Hill 2.. insane. And no mention of The Tick, Batman the Animated series or 90s Spiderman?

[@Marcara081]

Bringing up that Batman series is like bringing up Cowboy Bebop in best of anime discussions. It's just not fair.

[@NaglfarCommando]

@@Marcara081 Still needs to be stated.

[@nebwachamp]

Pappy Land is PBS gold.

[@Marcara081]

Ay Papi.

[@cyphaborg6598]

I like how the dude is rocking the NES Advantage, I loved that thing. (had one myself)

[@josie_the_valkyrie]

I loved Journeyman Project! I also played it more than MYST.

[@TheBlackJester]

Stellar Blade was Nier Destruction and originally had a male protagonist.

[@Wickedous]

They're doing a nier crossover. Or maybe its with a different game

[@TheBlackJester]

@@Wickedous No, it was originally and now a modified Nier sequel. Called Nier Disaster.

[@Honeybadger0028]

That was the most adorable fatality ever. Those words also sound odd together without context.

[@BalrogUdun]

1:22:00 Tyson contractually is not allowed to go for the knockout

[@messiahmozgus]

Sick Blabs voice is nice. Make sure you stay sick forever.

[@VegetabIeMan]

lol, terminally 38%

[@Marcara081]

​@@VegetabIeManDespite comprising just 38% of the SideScrollers host population...

[@steelshepherd6843]

So...uh...why is it...hypothetically speaking here...that just uh...one...national origin demographic is inserted into other cultures and locations...instead of...you know...making videogames that accurately represent their originating continent, culture...nation...and...uh...historical portrayal...you know...? I'm sure at least some people would be on board and interested so long as it hits the usual points of quality, story, gameplay, etc.

[@Marcara081]

Honestly? Given the time period and the Assassin's Creed game mechanics there were no 2 story buildings to climb around on. Except in South African Dutch colonies circa 1600.

[@saphojuiced]

​@@Marcara081 You know they're gonna pull a Wakanda when they eventually get around to Sub-Sahara. Yakult Floyd was such a tone deaf stretch... Factoid addendum to your mention: the Dutch were the first people to ever settle southern Africa. Arguably, they're its oldest natives. Before them, there were only the Khoikhoi, who were few and nomadic and lived north of that region much/most of the time. AFAIK, they're the most primitive culture there was, second only to the aboriginals of Australia who had zero technology beyond unworked sticks to poke things with and root around on the ground looking for mealworms for the day's sustenance. Also, the Khoikhoi only survived the arrival of the Zulu because the Dutch settlers gave them sanctuary, allowing them in their territory.

[@snipedude4953]

Couldn't get into the Soul Reaver games. Blood Omen? I'd love to see an update for that.

[@saphojuiced]

Ditto. A sensible remaster, preferably. I want all the writing and voice acting kept.

[@ArtemusCain]

I hear someone mention Journeyman Project, and give the video a like

[@thederbingle]

Give yourself a hug every time Craig says “…along the way.” You’ll feel well loved.

[@gingercultleader5500]

For '90's shows, best was Batman animated series. Worst... Dinosaurs...

[@frankf684]

lol dinosaurs was very popular

[@barnbwt]

Dinosaurs was extremely well done, but it was definitely at the leading edge of what became modern preachy woke programming

[@DelightfulTyrant]

GIANT L. Dumb take alarm.

[@jaredfritsch6833]

"Not da momma" Dinosaurs was an excellent sit com.

[@ZeredHeizien]

Doug is the most underrated 90's cartoon imo. I'll fight anyone on that.

[@WilloftheFans]

That lawsuit is BS. It's legally distinct in spelling and in a different industy.

[@barnbwt]

I'm really hyped for Ubisoft's Assassin's Creed: Black Myth

[@schaddenkorp6977]

What makes the JRE podcast so interesting are the guests Joe has on, not Rogan himself.

[@arkgaharandan5881]

the grandma is in strafield, look it up.

[@richardlitter6956]

Is the Gaming History segment just supposed to last one year? Blabs might use terrible submissions but calling out all the games she missed kind of ruins the coming years. You need some shovelware to switch the list up a bit y'know?

[@wolfgangbergstrom6224]

Embracer is also making wreckfest 2.

[@QuatrinaVR]

3:00 50 Cent because he was right about the others and he is also trying to turn around a Louisiana city by buying real estate and organizing new public events. My opinion of him is that he is still smart about his money and seems to be a decent guy.

[@wolfgangbergstrom6224]

Bug bear the developers of wreckfest and the first 2 fallout games is owned by embracer group.

[@phluphie]

Lady Elain Fairchild freaked me out. I DID NOT like the Land of Makebelieve.

[@heroesytumbas]

1:52:04 what about the time he saved that idiot edge from breaking his neck when he botched a backflip? That was real.

[@Aoi2012]

That Assassins Creed figure with the "Torii" is from PureArts and NOT JAPAN ONLY. The name of the figure is "Qlectors Assassin’s Creed Shadows Yasuke & Naoe PVC Figure" and you can purchase it from PureArts worldwide.

[@devil_badgerfist]

Plug bot

[@Aoi2012]

@@devil_badgerfist What is up?

[@Marcara081]

​@@devil_badgerfistGottem

[@gabe_20xx]

Mr president there has been a 2nd huak tuah

[@Marcara081]

Post links. Hawk tu-it!

[@edwardballiet2167]

Blabs is vicious but I love it

[@Genethagenius]

No “Ren & Stimpy” or “Rocko’s Modern Life” in best 90’s cartoons? Or “Batman: TAS”. (“Daria” was hilarious and would have been anti-woke!)

[@biokido575]

that guy looks like he is one of those dorks that plays with swords. He’s stuck in the past as well

[@meh78336]

Screw modern Crystal Dynamics, give the franchises that made them a studio that still has commercial viability, to people who respect the original games and want to make them in a way that the customers want them, not how modern Crystal Dynamics want them as they spiral down the drain.

[@ronnygranados2433]

you guys stumbled on the modern audience name for a female...daria

[@SebastianMikulec]

I'm conflicted on Ubisoft. On the one hand, Ubisoft are reaping what they sowed, plus, as a man who has a black, shriveled up husk where typically a heart would be, I'm THOROUGHLY enjoying the schadenfreude. I mean, this is some exquisite, delicious schadenfreude. Mmmmm Mmmm Mmmmmm, yummy in my tummy. On the other hand, I rapidly see a future approaching where Tencent own Ubisoft, and that's a future that benefits nobody, except Tencent, I guess.

[@BigRed0059]

What happened to the awesome Tom Clancy games?

[@messiahmozgus]

Did Zelda 1 require 12 hearts to get the white sword? I dont recall heart requirements

[@OnimenoJason]

White = 5 Magic = 12

[@messiahmozgus]

@@OnimenoJason I'm surprised I don't remember this being a thing. Seems so against how Zelda games operate.

[@shieldwallofdragons]

Great stream, Who is Netty and why does she have a pot?

[@ronaldearly9963]

How original, making fun of people with southern accents. Especially rich coming from Craig.

[@Crim-kun]

the shine of blaps lips makes it looks like buck teeth if you squint

[@FunkMastaMegaFlex]

Is Blabs ever coming back to life lol.

[@Chaos369Da1]

I like Side Scrollers but I do disagree with Razor's take on prowrestling or at the very least WWE, it's the hottest it's been in years it's on the up swing right now.

[@BigRed0059]

But it used to be much watch TV. It infiltrated pop culture. It’s not even close to what it was in the 90s.

[@johnnydeazvedo414]

@@Chaos369Da1 I think his point is that pro wrestling is no where near as popular as it was in the 80s and 90s

[@johnsmith-he3rf]

The only wrestlers who are culturally relevent right now are actors.

[@Marcara081]

​@@johnsmith-he3rfBad actors too. Weird, immasculating roles too and not playing it off like Arnold used to.

[@saphojuiced]

Of course. And the economy and the border are doing great because they're better than they were months ago after being in the gutter for years.

[@thatswedishguy638]

Probotector > Contra, just saying.

[@yagsipcc287]

You dont use ice you use warming pads, hot water bottles wrapped in towls. Ice hasn't been a thing to use in a long time as it caused way more issues more likley yo hurt it again.

[@BigRed0059]

Comment to help the ag. 🎉

[@3R45U5]

Quite rich of Craig, who can't even read properly, to laugh at a man miscounting hearts at a vidya. :P

[@icarusjumped2719]

I would love to see a full remake of soulreavers rather than just a remaster.

[@saphojuiced]

Hard disagree. Name one remake in the past decade that didn't censor the source and that kept its soul intact.

[@icarusjumped2719]

@@saphojuiced only one i would say was worth it was re2 remake. But thay sort of set my standard for it now. Shame they dropped the ball with 3.

[@jacobbeyer1800]

The man who came up with RICE, has amended his acronym as inaccurate to best-modern practices. Heat is better because increased blood flow to an area is better for the healing process. Cooling will slow it down. :)

[@saphojuiced]

Cooling reduces swelling. Heating a twisted ankle would be unwise, as I understand it. Then, there's the obvious need to cool fevers. Sometimes, vital to prevent brain damage.

[@BobBill-g1q]

The "AI hand" in the Thunderbolts poster has already been debunked. How his fingers are positioned gives the illusion of more fingers. You just have to look at it closely. Craig is so stupid.

[@Solon_The_Lich]

Craig is just "A Normal Man"

[@devil_badgerfist]

Hasn’t played games in 20 years. Misleading

[@VegetabIeMan]

You would know, huh Bob?

[@NathanCassidy721]

I saw the “debunking” image and it is edited. I saw the original poster and there were definitely six fingers.

[@michaeld.uchiha9084]

Do you sleep. Wrestling isnt popular anymore. WWE still has the most Watchers. Iv Vince buys AEW every wrestler will leave the companie.

[@highfry]

1:36:24 I did that! Last summer I stepped on a rake like that and still got the scar on my eyebrow lol, so I guess I'm Ubisoft lol

[@vvilhelmho]

51:55 there is nothing wrong with the hand in that poster😅. There is just a perspective illustration since the little finger tip is coming in from the edge of the poster where the rest of the finger is outside.

[@TheWallforUsefulidiots]

We can't miss on this game. Put a DEI chick in charge

[@grundypeebo]

My super chat finally gets read and more enthusiasm and engagement was given to a Mike Tyson impersonation than going to an alice cooper concert 🥲