UFC 299 Event Recap O'Malley vs Vera 2 Full Card Reaction & Breakdown

[@the-mma-guru]

00:01 - Intro 00:15 - Joanne Wood vs Maryna Moroz 00:34 - CJ Vergara vs Assu Almabayev 01:23 - Robelis Despaigne vs Josh Parisian 03:35 - Michel Pereira vs Michal Oleksiejczuk 05:36 - Ion Cutelaba vs Philipe Lins 07:24 - Pedro Munhoz vs Kyler Phillips 09:37 - Mateusz Gamrot vs Rafael Dos Anjos 11:38 - Katlyn Chookagian vs Maycee Barber 13:28 - Curtis Blaydes vs Jailton Almeida 16:45 - Petr Yan vs Song Yadong 20:35 - Gilbert Burns vs Jack Della Maddalena 25:45 - Kevin Holland vs Michael Venom Page 29:47 - Dustin Poirier vs Benoit Saint-Denis 34:15 - Sean O’Malley vs Marlon Vera 2

[@tsan3066]

Thank god yan won

[@Howsnoah5]

Song won. Watch without biased commentary. Saying song needs to press more and hes slowing down when thats exactly what yan was doing lmao. They told what to say for sure

[@tsan3066]

@@Howsnoah5 let me guess you had song on your parlay 🤡

[@elliottray1958]

@@tsan3066I had yan on mine but the commentary were glazing yan badly, I thought song won the 1st 2 rounds

[@MMAGurusMom-zm3tn]

funniest moment 16:08

[@dacmemarco]

Jack Della calling out Shavkat is savage

[@LorenzoPredicts]

JDHIM

[@cavslegend_dwade]

Well his run was good while it lasted

[@xblissfulleex]

@@cavslegend_dwadeI wouldn’t count him out mate

[@pesevengi5358]

@@cavslegend_dwadeshavkat doesn’t move his head and struggles getting takedowns. don’t be surprised if jack wins

[@homework9102]

Not really it’s a very favorable matchup for him and once he wins y’all will glaze the f out of him if he had balls he would call out someone better

[@pewdsthrowaway1303]

As the loser, Holland got adopted by Michael Chandler

[@bp340]

He adopted your mom too

[@AlphaQHard]

@@bp340 He only adopts heavily melanated males

[@paulscustomfigures1704]

Lmaooo sensacional

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Phenomenal comment 😂

[@REVOisMYname]

Chandler is happy to give him the opportunities he deserves, private schooling etc

[@jethro2679]

the irony of poirier, an american, trying to guillotine a frenchman benoit

[@scottmalkinson9545]

Poirier is the most French name ever

[@fkz4155]

Trump smiled like crazy when Poirier won against BSD bro that shit got me haha😂

[@miltongonzalez6304]

Tbf he's from Louisiana.

[@SpartanPM4K]

And winning 😂

[@rumchata6569]

He got lucky Benoit defended the guillotine and kept it on the feet lol. Dustin was trying to go for another guillotine like a dumbass

[@JFryeTheGuy]

JDM calling out Shavkat was beyond BASED 👊 🇦🇺

[@10pmmemes88]

Shavkat would eat JDM

[@Jordan-qk1yk]

​@@10pmmemes88 the same shavkat who was struggling with wonderboy? 😅

[@pinksupremacy6076]

WW division getting thick with contenders. Called JDM from the get go, he's at least a top 5 fighter. Shavkat too.

[@carloscervantes7319]

@@Jordan-qk1ykniggas get on the internet and say anything bro😂 like wonderboy is a fucking bum or something

[@NarutoAnalyst]

@@Jordan-qk1ykyeah that same guy, who is the only one who got submissions against wonderboy.

[@Funyummm]

PETR YAN FANS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BABY OINK OINK

[@DiesesMax]

💪💪💪

[@T.Mothibi]

English-speaking Yan. New mythical fighter unleashed.

[@shadow_realm47]

Petr Yan cope train 🚂🚂🚂🚂 choo chooo and I'm the conductor👨🏿‍✈️👨🏿‍✈️

[@louisthomas4475]

Yancels rise again

[@thequinlanshow3326]

He absolutely did not win that fight. Yan is so trash. Crotch sniffing freak

[@DrSuess360]

Dustin pulled Guillotine more times than he pulled up his shorts. And he adjusted his shorts A LOT. 😅

[@shadow_realm47]

If contenders would just move their belly button out of range of his taint when he's mid air butt scooting I reckon they can get in good position to defend that guillotine.

[@DrSuess360]

@@shadow_realm47 Lmfao.

[@stephenhughes5156]

I didn't even notice him adjust his shorts in this fight. There was one fight in particular though where it seems like he was doing it every 10 seconds.

[@kingt0295]

@@stephenhughes5156he did it a lot against chandler and max

[@RINO92xxl]

Bsd comes forward like he prefers being a wraith

[@benjimarshallbra]

This card just shows why the ufc will always be the top dog promotion in mma. It was amazing throughout the whole card.

[@karljonson3287]

Yeah dude totally disregard how next 4 weeks have absolutely 💩 regional fight nights and how before this card it was absolute 💩 too.

[@cloudmaster182]

​@karljonson3287 I mean it's still better than any cards any other promotions can put together. 2023 fight nights were a lot of bangers, I just think this year they're loading up some of these bigger cards, omalley, 300, fight week etc

[@tomdement4607]

@@karljonson3287go home, you’re drunk

[@karljonson3287]

@@tomdement4607 what did I say that was wrong

[@MatthewMcRowan]

@@karljonson3287 bro WMMA in main event is not even that bad, you just finish watching after co-main

[@wesleystewart1193]

Poirier was clearly waiting out the bum rush to capitalize on him overextending. “You miss every guillotine you don’t jump”

[@saljewsteinbergowitz]

"Don't be silly, jump the guilly" 150 fight IQ

[@lukemitchell3235]

Piggy staying up edging to Yan beating the lose streak 🐷

[@MMA_Kirby]

Shit me too man.no was worried for him. I knew if he lost this one it was basically over

[@skartimus]

Yans trips and throws are so sick to watch. Hes like explosive but fluid; hard to describe but it is almost like a strike the way he throws people.

[@Stillcellar]

I love him

[@moezuniga8714]

He’s awesome to watch at work

[@Rocko1990]

Explosive but fluid is a good way to describe it

[@stephenhughes5156]

That whole fight was just beautiful to watch. Not just because of Yan, but Song too.

[@fightdisciple9192]

His judo is very good

[@kingdynamite301]

The Jailton rant into the calmness was wonderful

[@anthonycarlino4604]

argonian

[@JustinPedavoli]

I’m glad others too appreciated this

[@billsmafia7769]

JDM sleeps Ian Garry

[@Conservative_carnivore]

They won't pair them. They like protecting their prospects

[@ogziiink3879]

@KingUsyknope shavkat chokes him out

[@azadog1233]

@@ogziiink3879 could do, but if JDM survives and stands up, thats a mythical fighter I reckon

[@sloppygoo]

Not prospects anymore theyre both top 5​@@Conservative_carnivore

[@sloppygoo]

Crazy JDM is only 27. Shavkat wasnt even signed at 27. JDM ceiling is scary high

[@AirsoftDaddy]

Wrestlers kept getting checked on the takedown in this event. Gamrot eats a knee, Almeida getting hammerfisted, Burns eats a knee too, BSD getting uppercut.

[@AirsoftDaddy]

I don't think that "uppercut" was what hurt him, and it was actually a short right hook under the armpit. @khrysomallos4887

[@alexandersvideodiary]

Some people think the quality of gurus videos is because of his camera, but its actually just the air quality in his room being so low from his stench has gottwn so bad that it's almost like a fog

[@alonso_1218]

Bruh

[@Nick_Tank]

Facts, you can see him steaming off

[@yessire444]

Pretty crazy that Chito has never shown any damage whatsoever even after eating 100+ shots and O'Malley made him look like Jedrzejczyk :D

[@drewwilson6639]

Since it's impossible to knock him out, he should've just went forward nonstop swinging like a maniac until he took O'Malley out. That would've been his only chance to win the fight

[@ronny2shoes]

^ No, his chance at beating O’Malley was to smother him against the cage or take him down. Chito’s coaches were absolutely atrocious. I’m surprised nobody is talking about this. Was their game plan really to stand and strike with Sean O’Malley? They should’ve figured out immediately after round 1 that Chito was getting toyed with.

[@fkz4155]

​@@ronny2shoes thought the same. and even if it was their gameplan, after 4 fucking lost rounds you don't tell your fighter "do this combo, then this.." you fucking hype him up. all or nothing. maybe he will never fight for the title again so fucking fire him up coach. i don't get it.

[@DM-sy4hg]

​@@ronny2shoeschiron fights like that every time. Even when he wins it is frustrating to watch. He was clearly scared. Every feint came with a reaction. Long stretches where he had no intention of taking his hands out of that shell. Awful.

[@wilc4014]

​@@drewwilson6639the problem is whenever he tried to do that he got jabbed except maybe a couple times where o'malley let off the gas. Perfect performance from Sean and there really wasn't anything Chito could do to change it

[@bedtimemma]

21:13 literally fax, Burns was Almeidamaxxing hard in round 3

[@burntouttoast3438]

What it do bedtime crew ay man listen

[@ppvplug3940]

He tried to do the khabiber

[@ezradaiquiri11311]

I was so happy jdm destroyed dilbert in round 3 after dilbert pulled that terrible display of mma in round 3.

[@nicholasdonin1465]

Truth. Burns was so worried about winning, that he wasn't fighting. Glad JDM punished him for it

[@willbarritt8480]

Im glad theres a comment section saying this lmao i feel like im going crazy with the dilbert fans on ig there copiums on another level

[@GengoSenmon]

Blaydes totally deserves and earned an Aspinall match. They have unfinished business and he fraud checked Jailton "THE SPORT RUINER!" Almeida🥊

[@chrishayes5755]

He doesn't really deserve a shot over a single win, but all things considered its definitely the fight to make.

[@DM-sy4hg]

Jailton is legit. Future champ. He took the life long wrestler down multiple times with ease. He isn't a HW though. He fought at LHW all the way up to the contender series and should have stayed there.

[@Mmafanufc12]

​@@DM-sy4hgis he awake yet

[@user-eq1jv3oo5v]

@@DM-sy4hg he done no damage or submission attempt. Not there for a fight and boring to watch. Would kill the heavyweight division if he went anywhere near the title

[@DM-sy4hg]

@@user-eq1jv3oo5v he looked amazing. He just isn't a HW. He hs dominated everyone put in front of him. Was dominating Blaydes as well. Had he kept that up Blydes would have gotten tired and ssubbed.

[@Uhhh565]

One of the greatest mma cards of all time.

[@leonnestestog2562]

wow recency bias deluxe, it wasnt even good

[@user-iz5nt8nx2y]

@@leonnestestog2562how was it not good

[@WillTheSkillet]

@@leonnestestog2562it was definitely the best one since at least 290

[@Uhhh565]

@@leonnestestog2562 what is your definition of good

[@DiesesMax]

amen, especially no boring female fight.

[@shanetrain8045]

Legit happy with all the winners this card

[@Flexrush]

One or two downs but like a 9.5/10 card. So good

[@user-eq1jv3oo5v]

@@brianwilliam1997 I like kevin but mvp is way more exiting for the ufc holland seems to get frustrated and give up on fights.

[@jarvanhardcore3059]

The fact you guys like O’Malley is crazy

[@chiquita683]

Casuals just figured out whos the best Sean in the UFC

[@mikedisalvo1479]

@@jarvanhardcore3059you probably like khabib you cousin lover

[@rupert6001]

So right about Holland , like he’s trying harder not to be embarrassed than risk it and win

[@forwardmoving8252]

​@jamiefugazi6974impossible? Chill out 😂

[@oliviae1861]

this was a fun card the absolute legend blaydes restored justice today

[@yril2765]

I am so happy for Petr Yan!

[@pinksupremacy6076]

One of the most entertaining fighters to watch.

[@clearlyalunhead1109]

Yancels we are so back

[@gamesite007]

Who gives a fuck about ian garry

[@khall187]

​@@gamesite007wtf are you on about

[@gamesite007]

@@khall187 It used to be a running joke on the channel when I started watching. Someone in the chat said "I am so happy for Ian Garry" after a fight card and guru responded with "Who gives a fuck about Ian Garry?"

[@swoopymagpie]

JDM is a killer. The last three fighters have known that you can't stand in front of him, otherwise you're going to sleep. That's why he's considered "boring" by some. JDM is too technical and powerful in the pocket.

[@sloppygoo]

If only every fan had a brain like this

[@stephenhughes5156]

The power behind that ground and pound was scary 😬

[@juanpabloortega8096]

The sad part is he was entertaining beating those guys down the rankings, but these top guys don’t let him excel as he used to

[@Seanb33ee]

Yeh I’ve heard boring from ppl at times but I never see it. He’s always working towards something like Yan. Any minute he could finish. Such thudding shots too.

[@sloppygoo]

@@juanpabloortega8096 He is 27. Its pretty damn rare to be top5 that young. Shavkat wasnt even signed. Adesanya was the same until he mastered takedown D and everyone had to stand with him

[@skella-tall2034]

Curtis Blaydes is a national hero after his performance tonight 🇺🇲

[@edm5929]

I almost got emotional for Yan lol, dude needed that W baaad lol. The Man needs to undo that robbery of a Loss to TransBarbie.

[@Rocko1990]

I think Sean with the confidence boost could probably beat him this time

[@forwardmoving8252]

Sterling fights were way more of a robbery than sean lmao

[@CrazyHorse192]

@@forwardmoving8252No way, Yan got himself DQ’d against Aljo then did nothing in the rematch. He definitely beat OMalley tho

[@travixo]

TransBarbie pieced up Yan, Sterling and now Chito and is arguably a top 3 striker in the sport and of all time and Yan will never hold the belt again so you can get emotional about that.

[@CrazyHorse192]

@@travixo he got outstruck by Yan, and taken down 6 times. Most ppl thought Yan won

[@jaydensingh6827]

Blaydes undefeated against fighters without scary punching power. This is why Tuivasa should've fought Blaydes after koing Lewis.

[@Nameplease12blacknobility]

Yea he’s only lost to HEAVY punchers. And gets caught by most of them. But is a better fighter and should hopefully continue to win and fight for the title

[@forwardmoving8252]

​@Nameplease12blacknobility but is a better fighter than who?

[@Metanoia000]

What kind of skewed made up statistic is this

[@kingt0295]

@@Metanoia000 it’s not a statistic it’s just a fact looking at his record lmao, he’s like 18-4 and the 4 losses are getting blasted by Derrick Lewis, blasted by Ngannou twice and most recently getting blasted in a round by Pav. He’s only lost to the hardest hitting HWs in recent UFC history

[@GakoMMA]

I don’t smile when fighters get KO’D/TKO’D but when Almeida went down I cracked one

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

​@jamiefugazi6974It was just the hammerfists. They may not seem like much but taking that many in a row from a heavyweight would rattle anyone's brain.

[@Ktmfan450]

JDM dropping that 50K bonus in the lap of Craig Jones and B-Team Jujitsu

[@brandonprichard22]

My friends and I were there we brought a sign that said “guru is fat” I hope you saw it!!!!! 😂😂

[@olbapoli4074]

Losers

[@ronny2shoes]

🤣🤣

[@Chipmunks69-z4v]

What time in the broadcast

[@Smitty.Bacall]

Cool story brandon

[@OctagonOutcome]

LOL no way 😂

[@Jeremy-th5pt]

"My little pookie bear. Our little manlet holding it the fuck down!" 😂

[@azadog1233]

New mythical fighter 'failed submission JDM', if he stands up after you attempt a sub, you're done for

[@arcanum3882]

Weak

[@JulioEuropePharmaVendor]

Feels good to see Guru Happy after a UFC card again finally. English Peter Yan was in fact very wholesome

[@troubleman9822]

Man stop with that "yeah i was picking him but changed my mind 2 minutes before the fight"

[@Cp_9900]

His obsession with his picks being right really weakens his content

[@nicholasdonin1465]

Still calling it before the fight.

[@vicentegeonix]

​@@Cp_9900I don't think it weakens anything, people don't really care about that.

[@zvezda4994_]

he does tell his pick before the fight though. What do you expect him to say, “ik i said in my last minute prediction video that petr yan would win, and he won but im still wrong because my original prediction was song”??

[@arcanum3882]

@@Cp_9900eh

[@tristhekid]

The way Yan builds in a fight, they should add the jaws music. I love Yan!

[@chrxsz]

This guy is definitely the fastest hog on the farm!!!!!

[@Rafff908]

lol

[@talldreamyopposum]

Oink oink

[@user-os6ch5pt7w]

Fattest*

[@jasonjoore6782]

LOL @ the Almeida rant. I agree though, super satisfying to see Curtis Blaydes get the finish.

[@brtheboss9219]

Not for me that fight cost me my parlay lol

[@pinksupremacy6076]

I love how people were on the Almeida train although all he's ever done is hugging his opponents for three rounds. So f*cking overrated it's insane.

[@Nameplease12blacknobility]

@@pinksupremacy6076what? He’s finished most his opponents., what you talking out your arse about 3 rounds of hugging? LOL after finishing most his opponents

[@gabrielmedeiros2714]

@@pinksupremacy6076 He only went to a decision once, all other fights were finishes.

[@ogrimzyz8643]

@@pinksupremacy6076all of his fights were finishes apart from Lewis

[@omarisawesome1996]

Blaydes is the goat and hes telepathically coming for aspinals knee again.

[@kennybobby201]

punches to the face are changing the game...

[@starwarsroo2448]

Keep an eye on that eye, there's swelling around there

[@loganweaver6958]

16:10 bro was so pissed he resorted to skyrim insults 😭

[@calvincalvin3132]

I fucking died at the Almeida roasts 😂😂😂

[@anthonycarlino4604]

argonian

[@NeoValeTudo]

I think I scored all 9 rounds of JDMs past 3 fights for him but apparently there’s derision

[@trents4297]

Kevin Holland was saying to MVP that it was a different level in the UFC. MVP in his post fight interview with Rogan said “it feels the same in certain terms of caliber, how It feels inside, and so forth”. I could see Dana being pissed off. Then in Dana‘s post fight, press conference, with a sly smile Dana said “we gotta match make his fight the right way”.

[@sloppygoo]

25:00 ive trained with JDM and his brother Josh and Jack have easily the most vicious ground n pound elbows ive seen good pickup guru

[@dazzhimself]

Two of the judges had is 20-18 Burns. JDM needed that finish. I thought the most likely score was 19-19. But judges be judging

[@Nameplease12blacknobility]

That’s crazy af. It was 100% 1-1/19-19 going into round 3

[@RockyBoyBalboa]

Burns has looked much worse ever since Khamzat. a sad decline

[@ronny2shoes]

^ I for sure thought he was gonna toss the gloves in and retire. He’s 37. He isn’t getting any younger and needs to call it. He won’t sniff the top 5 again. Shitter and a bum at this point.

[@treroney4720]

This card really made me appreciate the sophisticated, well timed and calculated wrestling of guys like Khabib, Usman, GSP. The days of shooting naked shots and staying on top/fence with no strikes or submission attempts is over

[@katana_3558]

Saw a video where dana said Dustin could not believe what khabib did to him . These guys are so elite

[@forwardmoving8252]

Which further exemplifies why guru's dagestani hate is so pathetic and hypocritical. Khabib went 13-0 in the best division, never got dropped or hurt really, never had a busted up face, only lost 1 or 2 rounds total, and guru and most of his fans still try to discredit him as much as possible. Meanwhile DJ went on the same winstreak as khabib (13) but did so in a significantly worse division and was less dominant in the process, but guru calls him the goat 😂 why? "Derp because muh title defenses" yeah well it's a lot easier to rack up title defenses when you get a title shot off of one win and your division isn't that deep or talented yet. Imagine if khabib got a title shot after his first win at 155 like DJ got a title shot for beating one guy at 125 (Ian mccall) or like Silva for beating one guy at 185 (Chris leben.) No, instead he had to win 9 in a row in one of the oldest, most established and talent-stacked weight classes. But guru and his fanboys ignore all of that. Just like how he says volk took risks vs islam and bashed islam for not taking risks, but NOW in response to omalley calling out topuria Guru is finally admitting that the double champ gimmick is a low-risk high-reward fight and that the only one taking is a risk is the guy putting their belt on the line. But ofc if that guy is islam putting his belt on the line twice against the p4p #1 fighter that doesn't count. The hypocrisy of this guy knows no bounds. Amazing more people don't call it out.

[@a.e.6822]

MVP vs Wonderboy would be a good fight✅

[@ronny2shoes]

No, Wonderboy is old and needs to retire. MVP looked quick and fluid and could possibly fight for a title if he racks up a couple more wins at 170.

[@AppleMactronic]

@@ronny2shoesmvp 37

[@user-eq1jv3oo5v]

@@ronny2shoes mvp is only 4 years younger if you think wonderboy if too old and should retire at 40, mvp would be around the same age as wonderboy after a few more wins.

[@Metanoia000]

Wow what an original idea. We haven’t seen 100,000 people suggest this yet

[@keyrone77]

😂 you got me with “great thickness” 😂 😁

[@pawekozowski6001]

He is one of a kind

[@Fillegubben]

I'm convinced no one has seen the record of Robelis Despaigne's opponents so far, it's still very impressive how fast he finished them but his case is extreme

[@Gaaarry]

Blaydes winning has been the happiest I've been all year regarding MMA.

[@palerewin]

Yan said in the post fight press conference that he got injured in the first round

[@Realivangarcia]

All the fights were bangers! I thoroughly enjoyed it. I’m sad BSD got KO’d would’ve wanted him to put up more of a fight but his striking is too novice and it cost him. He left himself opened to the superior striker which cost him the fight. Props to Dustin Poirier.

[@doomsday6372]

Poirier saying he won’t stop pulling guillotines is CHAD asf can’t lie

[@sandmanenters4187]

What a card. It's very noticeable in how much better of shape all the fighters are since USADA left. Everyone's got a six pack. O malley has massive veins on his biceps, RDA is 39 and looks like he's training for a bodybuilding competition. The intensity is up, everyone is chaining takedowns and doing little sneaky trips. It's awesome. 💪🏻

[@SplattGang]

I was there live, I was so fkn happy that Yan won 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@madliquidswordz181]

Phillips popped for ostarine just like O’Malley and the commentators said they train together coincidence I think not

[@Hk313-14]

Peter deserves everything good

[@Sosnovsky32]

"BSD dominate in 1 round though" Eaahh, like it's the first time Poirier loose 1 round and got win afterwards 💎

[@Cp_9900]

Wise betters predicted that it would be like that, same as the Chandler fight

[@Loopylocokiller]

Casuals have such a limited vocabulary that the only word they can think of is “dominate” lol

[@cainiahtail3730]

"he's perfect, he's exactly how I designed him to beat ya dong" 🤣🤣

[@Mmafanufc12]

When Curtis finished almeida the crowd was going nuts I lost my voice I was so happy

[@ThuggaManeLaFlare]

"great win for maycee barber, GREAT thickness" was thinking the same thing lol

[@Zeddy11]

Yan vs Song was my FOTN

[@stephenhughes5156]

Me too. The Dustin fight was great because of the comeback and brutal knockout by a fan favourite and underdog. But Yan vs Song was just beautiful to watch.

[@kevinmcinnis2586]

Curtis Blaydes is officially an American hero. We need a statue of him immediately.

[@stevendavidson9766]

DUSTIN POIRER IS A SAVAGE

[@Karim-8055]

And extremely humble

[@eamonshields2754]

16:10 I almost spit out my drink 😂

[@daltonblack4773]

We here early love u piggy appreciate the consistency with the content❤

[@SB36963]

"Ahhhhhhh ......... My little Pookie Bear."😂😂😂

[@LeftLaneMMA]

guys i think guru doesnt like almeida. maybe just something i picked up

[@o.j7408]

I seen them together at the bar last night. Their boys

[@jofla]

Mvp is so fast its insane

[@stephenhughes5156]

And then theres Suga.

[@kingt0295]

@@stephenhughes5156suga is a bantamweight bruh

[@stephenhughes5156]

@@kingt0295 I know, but still.

[@kingt0295]

@@stephenhughes5156 yeah true

[@Rarrded]

Poirier continuously went for the submission because he knows about the French's subconscious fear of the guillotine.

[@rushtime3331]

Yan came up huge in 2nd and 3rd round. Huge fan of both guys, happy for Yan to win, Yadong still has time to work on his game and come back stronger, this is a needed lesson for him.

[@Seanb33ee]

I think training with alpha male is good but I don’t know that it’s great. I don’t see magic from those guys.

[@Glitch4Twitch]

Guru! Impression of Ariel resuscitating Ngannou after brutal knockout, only for the commentary team to recoil at Ariel blowing air into the wrong head. Between wet slurping, Ariel sussly whispers into a fallen microphone, "...I've made my choice. Aaaaaaaaugh." And furiously continues.

[@Norilsk86]

poirier did lose the first round but he still hit many small counters throughout the fight before the KO. to say saint denis was absolutely dominating him is cope. dustin was measured, saw the embarassing defense by st denis and capitalized when the moment came

[@alreturnslol]

bingo

[@gamesite007]

Yeah he's trying to make himself look a little better by saying that Poirier got dominated because he picked Benoit Saint Denis. The guy is way too obsessed with getting the predictions right.

[@harvey_weenstain8857]

Poirier was getting drowned and would've lost. I'm a huge poirier fan & was rooting for him from the get go but he was getting dominated 100%

[@gamesite007]

@@harvey_weenstain8857 "would've lost" then why didn't he 😂

[@ronny2shoes]

Stop lol. This is ridiculous. Poirier was getting absolutely rinsed. He really had his tits in a ringer until he landed that lucky right hand. He looked absolutely finished and could not keep up with BSD’s pace, and this is coming from an American and huge Poirier fan. He was defeated & landed a Hail Mary.

[@jerseyraider9618]

The amount of people who think an elite level athlete dancing for 90 seconds is going to effect his cardio is hilarious lol

[@gabrielepassoni8598]

All my homies love Petr Yan.

[@RezOz9916]

"...beat your dung"😂😂😂 Guru funny even when not trying

[@patdej]

Credit to Rod Costa and Jack Becker for JDMs improvement in grappling 🎉

[@MMA_Kirby]

His corner was getting me hyped and I’m not even in the fight 😂

[@drake1896]

Yeah this tool has no clue, talking about his grappling is all being due to craig jones who lives in texas and hardly comes to perth 😂

[@sloppygoo]

Craig Jones*

[@drake1896]

@@sloppygoo what a joke

[@bayly1977]

Great live commentary

[@cyclonus01]

Ilia is not going to fight Sean until he defends against Merab. He already said it.

[@GirthQuake3]

My Man called almedia an argonian 😂😂😂

[@JonTheAwesome45]

When your Acadian and fighting a French soldier how do you not pull the guillotine????

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

The Acadians helped French soldiers. That's why the Brits tried to deport them all.

[@bodymarx]

you have the best mma content on youtube. the more i watch the better it gets. keep it up sir

[@faresz8928]

16:45 when the DVD logo hits the corner of the screen

[@activeunsub]

Get outta here with "Staph" excuses, if u're saying u "knew" he had it & u still picked him to W. DP was stinging him from R1 & he was falling into TDs/guillotines lol. The fast pace, heavy grappling & getting stung had more to do with the result than this "infection". BSD had been winning fights quick (under 1.5), in control & dictating, but DP kept stinging him & made him work on the ground. If two tired fighters are hurting but still swinging, DP always come out on top. DP deserves his flowers, not excuses.

[@biffatron23]

20:55 what on earth was that noise guru ? 😂😂

[@10dev785]

Hahaha…..bro I almost choked

[@ChimpFromSpace]

He was regurgitating a hambone.

[@nicholasgannas5018]

I reckon he said the word Ghey but it's prob against KZbin algo, so he muffled it

[@davemieze9021]

I’m glad we both have the fondness for Petr “No Mercy” Yan

[@chrxsz]

10/10 card

[@realhumanbeing6603]

will never understand the love for burns. "oh he will fight anyone anytime" you mean he will stall against anyone anytime

[@DonVanMeer]

God bless Curtis Blaydes.

[@JordanHarper-dk4dg]

The Macey barber recap was so insightful. Excellent break down!

[@SNEED_FEED]

JDM stole the show, even considering O'malley's clinic

[@igotthis33]

I’d say the Poirier comeback was better but Dustin is already an established name so Jack got the bigger jump up in fame

[@thegrantula1781]

I enjoyed petr and mvp performance, was good to see yan get a w

[@sloppygoo]

​​@@igotthis33im a jdm nutrider but you're right. The baguette was a better dance partner than the crotchsniffing Brazilian as well

[@TboneSTEAK111]

Jdm was most boring fucking fighter in the card who wasn't Almeida Hell stand there and spar the entire fight and somehow pillow hand a finish

[@thegrantula1781]

@@TboneSTEAK111 ooof. Just cause he doesn’t Derrick Lewis throw all his weight into every shot, doesn’t mean he’s sparring lmfao 🤣

[@LoverofStories-df3hq]

Thank you so much Guru for your ending segment on Sean O Malley. I didn’t expect to hear it from you, but I’m not surprised, because I began watching your channel after realizing that you are real and unbiased, so I’m so happy to hear that come out even though you’re speaking on O Malley. From the beginning I’ve always said Sean was the best striker in the ufc. Even when people were saying Izzy, I couldn’t deny what I was seeing from Sean. THANK YOU for being real about the first fight. For some reason people just couldn’t bring themselves to admit what was plainly and clearly the case, and I had to give up on them and have no choice but to call them haters, but it was always obvious that Sean would’ve won the first fight if not for that freak incident causing a fluke “victory.”

[@NetCmurder]

Jailton Almeida starts believing in his stand up he going to be a problem if he goes down to 205

[@wilbourn69]

So glad you brought up barbers cheeks! Thought it was just me drooling lmao

[@cainslawyer8058]

Not to be captain hindsight but I was confused by people predicting BSD to beat Dustin. BSD is a lightweight DDP. Very physically imposing and a tough guy but his technique is far behind the top lightweights especially his boxing defense. Dustin is the best boxer at lightweight and he was almost laughing at BSD striking. It was only a matter of time before he caught him

[@bobspijkermans8653]

No wayyyyy my boy Petr Yan won round 1. He started taking over in round 2 after landing big uppercuts as a takedown defence and those bodyshots

[@yearzero7025]

Anyone that ever watched Saint Denis before this fight knew his striking isn’t technical enough to take out Dustin. It went exactly how I thought it was going to go except for Poirier jumping guillotines, hahaha.

[@forwardmoving8252]

Yeah yeah 🥱 everything is obvious after the fight is over.

[@KrishnaCow108]

MMA Guru, you literally channel my inner thoughts. Your take on Jailton Almeida is 100% on target ! And absolutely hilarious. ARGONIAN 😂😂😂

[@LeftLaneMMA]

I find it so funny when he insults fat heavyweights. Like you ain’t one yourself

[@Seanb33ee]

Video idea: guru vs one of those fat heavyweights who takes offence in a cardio competition

[@Chariots4010]

Bro 35:00 it’s crazy it’s taken people this long to just appreciate the boys performances. He was always gonna be this good and probably better. He’s been exciting to watch for years.