seargent_hastapagacho_and_officer_seeman_and_engi_day_at_work.yay

[@harleymitchelly5542]

"Heavy is pimp..." We already know this is legendary.

[@kantackistan]

9 months later, this still reigns as the favorite Smexual video amongst me and my friends. Bravo, bravo

[@JerryDaPlatypus]

Nearly 9 years later, we both feel the same way

[@ugotaphonenumber]

I mix the voices in sony vegas and audacity

[@jimbo1722]

ugotaphonenumber I tried sentence mixing, from my first smexual in 2018, but I tried my best. At least the significant vibrato looks weird enough... I hope my next one will be better than all of yours. No offense, but I love it.

[@TheSpartan451]

I love "God damn it Seeman, stop the car!" the best.

[@PaytonTate]

I cannot promise anything soon, friendo, but I think I'll mark this classic for later.

[@mryellow5821]

@Angelo Mitchell Who, Payton or i

[@mryellow5821]

@Angelo Mitchell Alright men, He is a god of SFM

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

I want ugotaphomenumber to direct a buddy cop movie.

[@Glinko]

I adore the Full Metal Jacket reference. Whole thing is sweet.

[@SuperSaiyanKirby100]

THIS IS THE POLICE. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED ATLEAST FROM THIS SIDE. GODDAMNIT SEEMAN STOP THE CAR SEE

[@Goodroosters]

Seeman: Engineer! Engie: Yeh? Seeman: You're so bloody Secksee Engie: Yeh!

[@6447912]

Sergeant Hastagapacho, you have dishonoured this entire unit!

[@Goodroosters]

Yeah the part where you find out that Heavy was abused as a child didn't make me cry in this one as much as the book made me.

[@Sneaker3719]

2:23 Damn, it's cool to see someone sentence mix "there are many like it, but this one is mine" just 8 months before a voiceline for it was released!

[@YouNoob573]

robbing a bank with a scooter now thats gangsta

[@Watereye1231]

YARGH. HELORGH!

[@YouNoob573]

this is a masterpiece

[@Loadingue8692]

The GMod version would be... MAGNIFICENT

[@jeromanl]

SEE ?! Criminal ! SEE ?! Criminal ! SEE ?! Criminal ! ... Seeman we need you at the POlice !

[@lisbjerg123]

gangster spy robed bank on a scooter. ha.

[@ClayCult]

I'd watch this over Cops any day of the week.

[@bismuth2009]

Demoman: Engineer Engineer: Yeah Demoman: You're So Bloody Sexy Enginner: Yeah Demoman: Engineer Soldier: SHUT UP

[@DarkPaladin44]

*seeman laughter and hasta groan* i'm drunk *long burp* *groan* dammit *walkie talkie ring* uh hello? Yes! is this sergeant soldier? No, this is sergeant hastagazpacho what is it now? Merasmus killed scout! have you seen Merasmus? *Merasmus destroying Scout* No, i have not seen merasmus. I have come. Help Merasmus is here get away-*Merasmus kills medic* you will not be missed*Seeman laughter* *engie horn* what? oh look it's officer engie. Hwai. ENGINEER! yeah? you're so bloody sexy. yeah.

[@WackyModder84]

This is BEGGING to be animated. Someone send this to CrazyscoutFIN immediately. XD

[@Jonsp2000]

Seeman: engineer, your so bloodily secksee.Engineer: yeah!

[@LostTimeProductions1]

why aren't there any cop shows like this?!

[@Superfan109]

Hey, he forgot Spy and Sniper's heads.

[@mlgman0617]

Yeh that seems about piss.

[@wallie1994]

Good Full metal jacket reference!

[@ishouldgetalif3]

I fell into burning ring of fire!

[@warbro22]

LOL A GEARS OF WAR JUGMENT REFRENCE AT THE END

[@piupapaa]

Well this would look cool animated :D

[@Sonicbest222]

ugotaphonenumber, I love your videos so much :3 Thx for making me laughing everytime you upload something :D

[@BladedGauntlet]

I DAAAN'T KNAAAAAAA.

[@mamaluigi8]

This based off a true story.

[@GoreTorn16]

Seargent_Hastapagacho is HERO!

[@TechnologicsCo]

"doesn't fit the tf2 sexual fad" There couldn't have been a bigger lie.

[@taunotalitappi6978]

Give him a darn break, Seeman was a new guy, he cant know all the rules just yet!

[@CaptainDope]

We demand you or someone else turn this into a Gmod video!

[@monketron]

Oh good, you re-uploaded it. now i can make a video for it later.

[@Darkskull1128]

GANGSTER SPY IS ROBBING BANK!

[@YourGameTV_]

goddamnit seeman!

[@ButaneBoss]

AAAAAI DAAAAAN'T KNAAAAAAAAH

[@ImmaSirSoundwave]

Now we need someone to animate that comment.

[@jamboozz11]

SARGENT? CAN WEH GO GET ICE-CREAM

[@Vorox17]

i hope for a SEEquel

[@Kanbisushi]

Sgt. Hastagaspacho.

[@rkvideosbra551]

OMG I WATCHED THAT ASWELL...

[@ThePurpleguy123]

OH GOD, 1337 MAKES THESE COMMENTS SO LEET

[@Dimpsuu]

"You're so bloody sexy!"

[@markwatson3248]

One of my favorites!

[@DrKingShultz]

2:43 SPY WITH A FRENCH VESPA!INCOMING!

[@HeavyBirb]

Pimp heavy looks like boss c:

[@whachadoowin]

This is my rifle, there are many like it but this one is mine. Full metal jacket c:

[@LegitimentDudeMan]

Seargent Hastapagacho sounds like he needs to relAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAx

[@Sonicbest222]

I DOAAAAAHHNT NAAAAAAAW!

[@Keebark69]

"I have many bitches, come here bitches."

[@Juurus]

gmod/sfm version would be funny

[@ArrowSkye]

I love Pimp-kum pie. c:

[@RCT3Crashes100]

AI DAWNT NAAAAAAAARGH

[@Hotfox999]

I DOAAAANT KNOAAAAAAW

[@aeddonmckaba9797]

you should make another thing using the police

[@Megardius]

Dat megafon ENGINEER

[@Gamergod8D]

lol there was a scroll bar to see the title of the video XD

[@jamesembertonphotography]

Spy at the ending :)

[@Superfan109]

Is the thief.

[@munsterotaku3058]

I'm seargent hastapagacho!

[@Boobquake]

What is it now?

[@tibascosauce450]

This is my riIIIIIIFLE

[@Tistopeoos]

He is actually sarge Hastagaspacho :S

[@ImmaSirSoundwave]

I need to know how Seeman became a policeman.

[@KritiKyle]

This is the average day in a life of me

[@BaconMaken]

Uploaded on the ides of March.

[@StrongBad99]

I want to know who thought it was a good idea to let him drive...

[@s3blastois3]

How do you make this stuff? You are soo hilarious! Do you just get audio files or do you use a program?

[@Cakeasaurus01]

this is begging to be animated

[@1Ayudon1]

That's the spEEEEEEEErit! *Drinking* WuuW! I'm drunk on the battlefield *BUURP* HahahahahaH -Repeat after me: This is my rifle, there are many like it but THIS ONE IS MINE! -Tis's me bottle o' scrumpy! THERE are MANY like IT but this one is MINE! SEE?! -For fAAAc's sake: This is my rAAAAAAAifl-- What's that? *Gangster Spy in what sounds like a Vespa* hah ah ah ah ah AH! *Crashes with police car* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG!

[@Demopirate]

Thats the spEERiit! *gulp gulp gulp* wooh! iimm ddruunnkk oonn tthhee bbaattllee ffiieelldd *belch* heheheeheh. repeat after me: this is my rifle, there are many like it, but thIs one is mine! this is me bottle o' scrumpeh. THERE are MAnY LIke it, bUt this ONE is mine! SEE? fo fAAAck sake. THIS IS my rIIIIfle-*vrrrrrrrr*- whats that. *vrrrr* ahahahAHAH *crash* UUUUUAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGG!!! *rubble falls*

[@ArtekGeneral]

ENGINEER! Shut up! *police radio on* Come in! What's a matter officer heavy? Is tea time! Negatory! We do not have time! NOOOW! No! Awwww, it is sad day... Bye! Wait! *ogh* Gangster spy is robbing bank! HELP ME! Ok, bye! *police radio off* Seeman! *urgh* Yes? Lets kick some gay ass! *WUUUUUY!* *Trying to start the car* Come on! *Aghhhh* FUUUUCK! Seargent! Yes?! Can we go get icecream? LET'S DO IT! *Seargent rage* YOU ARE THE WORST POLICE OFFICERS! Agh, nooo... Let's get drunk, Seeman!

[@ene003]

He Was Drunk

[@mamaluigi8]

can we get some ice cream?

[@EditedVirus]

HEAVY EES PIN KIE PIE!!

[@zxcviilll]

for the love of god someone please animate this

[@ta_zz3981]

HEEAVY IS PIMP! COMBINE MY BITCHES!

[@KoobyKarasu]

"Hastapagacho" i thought it was "Hasta Gazpacho"

[@VazulWolf]

omg the police xD

[@Elbee844]

It's actually "Sergeant Hastagaspacho".

[@KolyanRus22]

Aka drunkman's creed xDD

[@Pizzarugi]

I think this video is very accurate about the American police: Drunk, incompetent, unwilling to help and violent.

[@Superfan109]

Yes indeed....and that alone explains where America's going....straigh down. -_-

[@allgoodnamestaken6002]

im american and can confirm

[@cathoderaytrauma3797]

beech-ess!

[@MooVeeMan]

Someone animate this right the fuck now.

[@Intimidaterfan3]

SEE!!

[@AnisterStarlight]

SEE!

[@garrettarnold5663]

C!!!

[@stevej71393]

lol, no. ugotaphonenumber made the audio first.

[@glitchmaster439]

wat did he say?!?1/1/!/!/1/1!?

[@wallie1994]

xD

[@sdgx0]

lol

[@kankerkaas5095]

BEEE

[@XanithTheSilencer]

dabess

[@Eisenheim88]

It is GAZPACHO, not pagacho.

[@SpaRK5918]

Sekcee

[@enolarules]

awl uf mie wat

[@YouNoob573]

i c

[@SuperRedarmy123]

someone do this gmod various

[@oscarhellke8694]

This is basicly a reupload of a better video

[@AGamerWithNoGame]

SEE