This is what 7 years without an update does to a mann
@triple_check2 ай бұрын
if i had a dollar for every time I’ve seen this comment id have 87 and counting
@The-British-Fella2 ай бұрын
Mann, what happened to this game.
@The-British-Fella2 ай бұрын
@@triple_check too many times...
@Anarqism2 ай бұрын
7 years in the without an update made you a fucking Which TF2 Mercs Are Virgins
@jaredtomongha13422 ай бұрын
@@triple_checkI have 5x than that amount
@arseinccookies8612 ай бұрын
None of them will be virgins when I get there.
@TheKirBoi2 ай бұрын
I could just hear the Prowler theme reading that.
@theveltoris71612 ай бұрын
Bro's minos prime instinct kicked in
@quitequeerquesadilla2 ай бұрын
God damn it I really don't have a single original thought
@1dollartaco2 ай бұрын
LMFAO
@lennylink692 ай бұрын
tick tock heavy like a brinks truck
@Blujay642 ай бұрын
You tellin me that Sniper has never used his Bushwacka?
@thecarnivalisintown2 ай бұрын
Oh dear god, that's even worse than "hitman someone else's heatmaker." I love it.
@Kerruo2 ай бұрын
Bushwacka...goddamn that's clever
@GummieBear22782 ай бұрын
@@Kerruohe never got to soak someone with his jarate
@MooImABunny2 ай бұрын
@@GummieBear2278ooh that is a specific fetish that I truely hope he doesn't have, otherwise normal gameplay is even more disgusting now
@The.Silicone.Valley2 ай бұрын
@@GummieBear2278lol
@june99142 ай бұрын
My headcanon is that medic has lost his virginity, but he regained it through mad scientist experiments
@thorveim11742 ай бұрын
Most likely by surgically removing it from someone and adding it to himself. Like for souls
@hectorryan7591Ай бұрын
You know, I wouldn't put it past him to do that. That is a very in character thing he would do.
@S3cr3t_Qw1rtzАй бұрын
You know what, canon.
@spicymint2.02 ай бұрын
"Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a VIRGIN! HAHAHA!" - Spy edit: this aged like sour milk
@adam-Qt22 ай бұрын
its possible that the matches we play happen before the events of expiration date, therefore making this line still maybe accurate
@timestorm56872 ай бұрын
Yeah, the "i got a bucket of chicken, you wanna do it" line got disproven so often i believe that they just kinda want him more as a virgin.
@youryoutubeyoda2 ай бұрын
Spy did assumed Scout was terrible with girls, which Scout disproved, as it turns out he is just terrible with "ladies". So Scout probably scored.
@tommarch.44932 ай бұрын
@@timestorm5687 let's be real, that scout saying the story, scout lies, it's not a valuable source
@yurlocalstupido67622 ай бұрын
Scout did have segs he just didn’t tell the mercs he had sex
@TheEventGuy2 ай бұрын
Everyone knows that the only virgin aren't the mercs themselves, but the person controlling them.
@Atomic_DuskyАй бұрын
So the Administrator is a virgin then
@VersantXv_49 күн бұрын
@@Atomic_Dusky Yoooo, that kill me off!, Lmao!!
@noobfromhell5636 күн бұрын
No, the real Virgins are the Friends we made along the Way
@mattf58552 ай бұрын
Sniper is canonically only two years older than scout actually
@somethingelseonalt59482 ай бұрын
three
@Bluestlark2 ай бұрын
Even The voice actor said that he was told to voice a 40 year old character.... I don't know where people got that, yes I read the comics, 40 years ago new zealand zunk down because baby snipey got into a rocket.
@YourAverageZombie2 ай бұрын
@@somethingelseonalt5948 valve cant count to that number so its still 2
@mattf58552 ай бұрын
@@Bluestlarkno new zealand sunk 40 years ago, then ten years later sniper’s dad built the rocket and baby sniper escaped.
@somethingelseonalt59482 ай бұрын
@@YourAverageZombie ahh i see
@LucidNightmarezАй бұрын
Well scout is definitely not a virgin now.
@Eddoesthings-67Ай бұрын
Was just about to say this lol
@redrasegardenАй бұрын
He wasn’t a virgin to begin with
@maysun3752Ай бұрын
He got kids so yeah not a virgin
@HeliatroCipher29 күн бұрын
He hasn't been for a while, only now he has proof
@TheBiggestBoss120 күн бұрын
he still is
@NieJa_21372 ай бұрын
Of the characters who aren't mentioned, Merasmus is also canonically a virgin, since he himself said in the "Blood Money" comic that his own blood can be treated as "certified pure" blood of a virgin
@RedshirtAfficionado2 ай бұрын
Staying a virgin so you can cast more spells is hardcore
@AvocaToast2 ай бұрын
Fun fact “virgin blood” originally meant “blood which is fresh and has not yet been used.”
@average-art32222 ай бұрын
@@AvocaToast so basically he stayed unhorny and kept it that way so he could have more spells
@januszpolak2542 ай бұрын
So that's how he become a wizard.
@AvocaToast2 ай бұрын
@@average-art3222 Correct, if his Willy hasn’t been wonka’d because it hadn’t became a factory, his blood is virgin blood.
@simonsmiles91862 ай бұрын
Bro forgot the canon event of "GET BEHIND ME DOKTOR"
@asroczkaАй бұрын
Lol
@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687Ай бұрын
💀
@Hyaene_ColonlengthАй бұрын
CHARGE ME
@XhemaijlAziriАй бұрын
💀@Hyaene_Colonlength
@Mitralaz_45Ай бұрын
YA VOY 🗣🔥🔥
@C0wb0y2342 ай бұрын
we need a fucking update
@beeeltee55502 ай бұрын
a FUCKING* update
@Adamgamer420692 ай бұрын
No shit
@C0wb0y2342 ай бұрын
@ aye daddy haha, lemme get that dick
@Halberds62 ай бұрын
Not yet we need to wait a year for TF2 to turn 18
@ChasingMoonMoths2 ай бұрын
@@Halberds6 no we need updates 😭
@luisuribe706Ай бұрын
Scout Is cannonically not a Virgin anymore and has four children
@TheShanicpowerАй бұрын
He has 8 christmas socks by the fireplace, so there’s probably more than 4.
@luisuribe706Ай бұрын
@TheShanicpower Scout really Is a stallion then
@Atomic_DuskyАй бұрын
@@luisuribe706Scout truly is God's gift to women as at least four women got to experience the gift of Scout
@elliotsturtplus34024 күн бұрын
@@luisuribe706well he is Spy’s son so it runs in the family
@legamerdu31yt8324 күн бұрын
@@TheShanicpower its 1 zock per feetso theres 4 children
@luwucian44972 ай бұрын
*Extra fact about Demoman not being a virgin:* In the comics you can see how he and Soldier are in a casino and each one is with a girl
@bobbyferg91732 ай бұрын
Admittedly it is nothing definitive, but that does actually show some proof that Soldier and Demo are into going to Vegas and getting with some ladies. So, it probably has to count for something
@nethersome8262 ай бұрын
also demo just being drunk and when not working prob in bars its a good guess hes ubered a charge before
@TableGrables2 ай бұрын
Which comic?
@nethersome8262 ай бұрын
@@TableGrables soldier demo war comic
@v3nomousn3m3sisАй бұрын
With the seventh comic being out and some mercs having kids canonically this ages interestingly
@kloovers2 ай бұрын
Sniper has a kangaroo wife
@GyashC42 ай бұрын
“I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife‼️🗣️‼️”
@BeantheGerridae2 ай бұрын
Sniper is furry?!? Now we have 3 furries Pyro, Medic, and now Sniper (but I do have my suspicions on engie though)
@Blizzard199X2 ай бұрын
@@GyashC4Thanks mate!
@The-Holy-Devil2 ай бұрын
@@BeantheGerridae *sniper NAH*, being A furry, and fucking an animal is two different things, ones an alter-ego, and the other's a mental sickness. (furry=alter-ego) (beastiality=mental sickness)
@cheesepop71752 ай бұрын
But sniper's wife is dead, because as stated in meet the sniper he bludgeoned his wife to death with a golf trophy
@KewlDood-mk4zn2 ай бұрын
3:40 My theory is that demoman "exploded stickies" on an anatomy model or plastic skeleton and was so drunk he thought it was medics wife
@SpringDavid2 ай бұрын
I have a better theory: Demoman actually "exploded stickies" on Medic's wife and Medic just fucking killed her
@kyonghuni2 ай бұрын
tf2 lore is so weird this could be an actual thing i'm afraid
@S0A0M0I02 ай бұрын
"Captured someone else's objective." 🔥✍️
@TeaDasSweet2 ай бұрын
"Marketing someones garden" 🔥✍
@BreadTeleporter0062 ай бұрын
"Erecting a dispenser"
@jamesThebulbmin2 ай бұрын
Filled their mmphh meter
@qwedeh1002 ай бұрын
"hitman someone elses heatmaker" 🔥✍
@IridescentKySoul2 ай бұрын
Gf is pushing my payload
@TheDestructiveGiant2 ай бұрын
I refuse to believe that pyro even knows what sex is
@Master_Brutus2 ай бұрын
Even if Pyro is actually doing it, probably would think its doing something else.
@SuperStickAnimationz2 ай бұрын
Exactly. Lost it unknowingly m@@Master_Brutus
@tescogourmet72932 ай бұрын
“Marketing their garden” ruined my day
@NoniNoners2 ай бұрын
I think "Filling his MMMPH meter" was worse.
@makeandbreakgames17912 ай бұрын
"Hitman someone else's Heat maker" 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
@qwedeh1002 ай бұрын
"Sentry wrangling"
@Wzeyisbacklmao2 ай бұрын
Pushing payload to complete the objective
@Goldenleyend2 ай бұрын
I'd like to believe sniper is a virgin, but the line "bludgeoned his wife with a golf trophy" is so oddly specific it makes me suspect he's telling on himself, as sort of what his breaking point was. Either way you know 100% sniper mains are virgins though.
@Shoxic6662 ай бұрын
It's just moderately specific for comical effect. He specifically said feelings are for guys like that; spur of the moment killers with hot blood.
@riley-.-2 ай бұрын
The amount of euphemisms in this videos based on TF2 terms is absolutely incredible
@fernoagent85812 ай бұрын
Phloging my gistinator
@shishi62012 ай бұрын
7:40 counterpoint: it would be far more in-line with valve's sense of humor for pyro to have an extensive list of past lovers
@НикитаКонстантинов-у7д2 ай бұрын
Clearly when referring to Medic's wife Demoman mean Heavy
@CheddarCheese.2 ай бұрын
yup
@owlfluffy2 ай бұрын
Demoheavy canon?
@CheddarCheese.2 ай бұрын
@@owlfluffy hell yeah
@Angry62 ай бұрын
Meavy canon?
@AnonymousHuman-ku5wh2 ай бұрын
I am heavy weapons wife and this is my husband
@x8c8r2 ай бұрын
heavy fucking threatening someone to steal their woman is so unexpected
@baileyrogers96322 ай бұрын
Next video: "Which TF2 merc would be able to remember that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?"
@june99142 ай бұрын
Engi and medic know (obviously), demo somehow still remembers, scout is at a reading level where he would be learning this, heavy is a cointoss, sniper and spy probably fourgot, and pyro and soldier never knew that in the first place
@baileyrogers96322 ай бұрын
@june9914 Hmmmm, interesting points... BUT! I think Scout would have never known what it was in the first place. The only things he consistently reads are comics and kids books, so I doubt he'd be reading anything that would be teaching him something. So Scout would not or ever know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
@puffythedestroyer88782 ай бұрын
@@june9914 scout would pick up the word while playing Parasite Eve, and it all goes out the other ear when Aya’s on screen.
@EdinoRemerido2 ай бұрын
@@june9914probably not heavy since, even though he is smart, he studied language, so chances are he would forget
@Squirdspingle2 ай бұрын
Not scout or soldier
@nastylittlegremlin2 ай бұрын
"between a man and a woman" then what is that thang that heavy and medic do?
@Frederick_The_Great12 ай бұрын
based comment
@sheacorduroy55652 ай бұрын
Sniper’s the second youngest merc, only behind Scout. #HeavyTheChad
@ultimazilla98142 ай бұрын
9:24
@crushedcan53782 ай бұрын
#HeavyTheChud
@the10ofdiamondscard2 ай бұрын
@@crushedcan5378 joe bama
@nox..thecoolone28 күн бұрын
We not counting Pyro 😭😭😭
@thewhat9204Ай бұрын
Someone at valve saw this and gave the green light for the final comic 😭
@RedGoldDolfin-ez9iy2 ай бұрын
Isn't Sniper 29 years old? He and the Scout are around the same age, I think
@lennylink692 ай бұрын
it is
@ivscookie2 ай бұрын
Sniper is 26-29 years old, yeah. Scout is most likely 23, but could be 28 years old. I don't know, Lon must've not done any google searches.
@DD_Vandal2 ай бұрын
@@ivscookie scout is 27
@ivscookie2 ай бұрын
@@DD_Vandal I mean I said could be but I mean that's pretty close. Anyway, thanks for the clarification.
@agusw988Күн бұрын
scout is 23 at first, then 27 in the events of mvm
@toaster9922Ай бұрын
Scout now has four kids, so this list needs updating.
@owlfluffy2 ай бұрын
finally we are breaking free from the "lmao is Scout virgin" narrative. that man is the town bicycle and no one can convince me otherwise. also, in Sniper's defence, Heavy's other two sisters do consider him a certified hottie so he's canonically handsome at least. he had to have gotten lucky at least ONCE C'MON
@GunSpyEnthusiast2 ай бұрын
I mean, they also found Soldier to be passable. They would've done marasmus at that rate.
@mershere2 ай бұрын
to also defend our boy mundy, he's quite the looker! he's just going up against australians, which is... unfair.
@Aaa-vp6ug2 ай бұрын
@@mersherewhen the TF2 Australian Beauty Standard is having biceps at least twice the size of your head and everyone else has muscle 3 times the size of you… yeah you have no shot
@owlfluffy2 ай бұрын
@GunSpyEnthusiast nah that was JUST Zhanna, the other two gals were visibly not interested
@GunSpyEnthusiast2 ай бұрын
@@owlfluffy I rest my case
@imsqeker69420Ай бұрын
Soldier and scout are 100% no longer virgins, we can confirm this. Thanks final comic.
@Nachotaco1012 ай бұрын
if demo hasn't had a drunken 1 knight stand with someone i would be surprised
@mushtashio99022 ай бұрын
Wonderful pun.
@ani_star97292 ай бұрын
4:21 Sniper is actually only a few years older than Scout, being the second youngest merc at 26-30 years old.
@KommuniKatze3852 ай бұрын
But He still Had a kangoroo wife It could Be soldiers Pure stupidity but If He even counts Demos drunk talking He light count that as Well
@CosmicTaco42 ай бұрын
The whole "all crates and no updates makes Jeremy a dull boy" situation is a bit of a double-edged sword because on one hand we're all slowly deteriorating but on the other it's resulted in some of the most batshit insane (in the best way possible) and interesting discussion topics on the internet
@r3xlol2 ай бұрын
sniper wont be a virign as long as im around i will get him PREGNANT
@imwithmilk81622 ай бұрын
I always interpreted the bucket of chicken scene as what scout thinks dating is like, not something that he actually did Oh, and the spy line about scout being a virgin kind of backs me up here
@manhoovy1932 ай бұрын
Yes father that was missing for his sons entire life knows more then he does
@owlfluffy2 ай бұрын
i like to think he just doesn't beleve Scout could ever get a woman on his own (like he's not HIS SON). like Scout could bring home a lady, introduce her as his girlfriend and Spy would just ask how much he paid her.
@ggg0512_2 ай бұрын
didnt the girl in that scene reject him anyway?
@maxtube19522 ай бұрын
@@ggg0512_ "eh, okay" is a rejection?
@ggg0512_2 ай бұрын
@@maxtube1952 i just rewatched it and ive always thought she said 'nah its okay' as in 'nah im good' my world view is shattered, still dont believe this actually happened lmao
@remusthetrashking92552 ай бұрын
soldier's dominating sniper: "I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife.", (I personally) chalk that to the same thing as demo and medic
@silversword4042 ай бұрын
Expiration date is a memoir made by Scout. He intentionally left out that the woman who said “alright” to him after he asked to perform the Kazotski Kick with her saw his shortstop, cried, and left.
@GreenFeatherGuy2 ай бұрын
she was expecting a backscatter but found the pretty boys pocket pistol instead😔
@GunSpyEnthusiast2 ай бұрын
Scout has excellent charisma.
@spinsolar2 ай бұрын
Man you guys just make anything up to Scout look bad huh?
@botondzoltannagy88492 ай бұрын
@@spinsolaryes they do
@wombat41912 ай бұрын
That can't be true, he's canonically the God's gift to women so he can't be inadequately endowed. Then again, the same part of the comics is a bit of an indicator that he might be virgin after all. It doesn't straight up confirm it, but his reaction to god asking if he's had sex with all the ladies is "no" and not for example "some".
@evaphan2720Ай бұрын
well, now scout is canonically not a virgin anymore
@alger723Ай бұрын
neither is soldier
@Atomic_DuskyАй бұрын
@@alger723 I feel bad that Heavy now has Nephews and Neices that are Soldier's children
@AeyakSАй бұрын
Scout was not a virgin since he was a lot younger. Before he became a mercenary, he was a Boston gangster, and in Expiration Date! (flashback) He apparently scored a random chick at a fast food joint.
@pissedoffbucketguy91152 ай бұрын
This is more in depth than most tf2 lore videos
@WatchingVideos-w9v2 ай бұрын
0:39 tf do you mean 8billion?!
@andrejmedvec61042 ай бұрын
Every person alive must watch him
@ZenderMan012 ай бұрын
Dude this comment that just appeared when that part came had me dying
@Zackgamez_official20132 ай бұрын
There’s barely even 4 billion how are you gonna get 8billion let alone have a month to do it?
@andrejmedvec61042 ай бұрын
@@Zackgamez_official2013 like alive or watching KZbin?
@devinohanlon55012 ай бұрын
Actually there are a little over8 billion people @@Zackgamez_official2013
@shyguymike2 ай бұрын
Spy has a child with Scout's mother? I have never known! It must be one of Jeremy's brothers, considering we know his father is Sir Thomas John ‘Jones’ Woodward, OBE.
@jakubmroz47612 ай бұрын
Dude it's literally scout it's canon in game and constantly poked fun at in the comics
@shyguymike2 ай бұрын
@jakubmroz4761 I have no clue what you are talking about, Mr. Mroz.
@bbqmeandyoustinkypinkypewp42982 ай бұрын
@@jakubmroz4761 you missed the joke.
@KairanFarrАй бұрын
Thanks to the 7th comic, we know Scout is not a virgin for definite.
@zac91812 ай бұрын
What seven years without an update does to a community:
@icarus_is_tired544Ай бұрын
4:23 Sniper is canonically in his late 20s, as in the comics, it's revealed that he was born 10 years after New Zealand sunk, which took place 40 years before the comics. Making Sniper ~30 in the comics. And since the comics come after the games, that means Sniper is at most 28-29 in the games
@genericyoutuber80982 ай бұрын
3:09 Actually, I believe an official TF2 comic artist has drawn art of medic and his wife, and demo and medic’s wife, and medic and heavy, so you decide how canon that is.
@Shoxic6662 ай бұрын
Source
@sophierescigno50642 ай бұрын
YES! I saw them too! The artist drew sketches of Medic and his wife actually being besties and both flirting with heavy at some point? Lmaooo
@dexterousli2 ай бұрын
If we regard Demo's line as true and not just a drunken rambling, then all 3 are! One of the main comic artists drawing Medic rubbing Heavy's crotch in the sauna isn't canon, but the Beaux and Arrows achievement name and the TFConnect afterparty announcement are absolutely official.
@Shoxic6662 ай бұрын
@@dexterousli Why tf everyone gotta make Heavy and Medic gay smh. Two men can't even have a close working relationship anymore goddamn..
@dexterousli2 ай бұрын
@@Shoxic666 The Sniper achievement for killing a Heavy and Medic pair is called "Beaux and Arrows." Google what "beaux" means and get back to me.
@Jungleskog2 ай бұрын
9:46 miss piddling?
@roomtemperaturemilk032 ай бұрын
miss pingpong
@Dmgladiator26422 ай бұрын
Jesus is there a single tf2 mechanic/weapon/strategy/whatever that can't be turned into an innuendo I didn't realize this game was a gold mine
@fernoagent85812 ай бұрын
Getting my back burned
@nonameneeded96642 ай бұрын
@@fernoagent8581 getting meat shots from the scouts scatter gun
@goo8942 ай бұрын
If someone manages to conjure up a Baby Face's Blaster innuendo that doesn't come off as *extremely* creepy, I'll let them use their Boston Basher to put a bleeding effect on me.
@Shoxic6662 ай бұрын
@@goo894"Baby face" refers to the Scout, it's a reference to Baby face Nelson. It's easier to turn things into innuendos without it being creepy when you actually know what the reference.
@spiceforspice34612 ай бұрын
@@Shoxic666 Yes, but there's no way that you could make an innuendo off of it that doesn't sound awful
@OnePortalLover2 ай бұрын
Completely unrelated joke: why did the spy cross the road... Cause he was never really on your side!
@laserliftproductions65442 ай бұрын
As someone who is an actual engineer with a degree from a large PARTY school. Most electrical engineers (I suspect engie is mainly that type) are damn near celibate and scared of women including me 😢
@Sillygoober1042 ай бұрын
He ain’t gonna be celibate when I get my hands on him
@Shoxic6662 ай бұрын
Engie told Blutarch Mann he'd break him in half in response to Mann being disrespectful (and accidentally electrifying him). He's not exactly got anxiety.
@ExplosiveFelines2 ай бұрын
I am moving to another country for an electrical engineering diploma and this is certified true. I am terrified of women.
@goomah80572 ай бұрын
No issue. Just create yourself an android girlfriend.
@Sevenma2 ай бұрын
Scared of women? As a woman who's into this type, guys, YOU'RE the scary one smartasses, I never can guess if you feel cold because of anixiety or you're annoyed by the overwhelming stupidity I throw upon you when I talk 😭
@XERO-c8q2 ай бұрын
9:24 WHAT THE FU-
@yebTF22 ай бұрын
I will now eat teleported bread
@Bonkconsumer2 ай бұрын
He he fucks his gun
@dragonlord4898Ай бұрын
Ima go find that hehehehehehehehehehe Gonna confuse the fuck outta my friends
@reallythatbad12 ай бұрын
I thought the comics confirmed scout was a virgin when he went to heaven.
@Your_dear_friend99992 ай бұрын
Yeah, i told the same
@randomdude96302 ай бұрын
no, its that scout hasnt had sex with every woman on earth
@trashdanarts2 ай бұрын
there’s no way medic has a wife. that’s a homosexual if i’ve ever seen one
@-elliott-averagedragonenjo18122 ай бұрын
This
@trashdanarts2 ай бұрын
@ YES THANK YOU FOR AGREEING
@deimoskz6949Ай бұрын
real
@loggingfire126 күн бұрын
Heavy is the wife
@arcticdino16502 ай бұрын
#heavythechad Judging by meet the Sniper, Sniper is too busy emptying his blader to capture the intel
@nonameneeded96642 ай бұрын
imagine you as i lady you went to bed with sniper then he proceeds to piss on you instead of cooming, would be real funny
@SiddOnmahkahkАй бұрын
Scout and Solider now canonically have kids fuck yeahhhhh!!!
@Atomic_DuskyАй бұрын
Oh my God we're getting a 10th class named Scount, hell yeah!!!!
@MichMood722 ай бұрын
*seeeeexeleeeent…* Also I love how scout in the expiration date scene is like an actual human with correct proportions but the girl was just slapped together in seconds Also pyro is British, I forgot where I got this from but pyro is British
@ToiletRizz-y8z2 ай бұрын
Pyro looks serb
@owlfluffy2 ай бұрын
my poor girl deserved so much better :(
@Your_dear_friend99992 ай бұрын
More like mexican
@piretiris82232 ай бұрын
Pyro is polish
@Bready-2 ай бұрын
Pyro is chinese
@Your_boi_axo_animate2 ай бұрын
6:32 I like to headcanon that engi built the Mimi sentry to experience being a father
@evilskwdirector2 ай бұрын
canon
@manintheline53312 ай бұрын
Canon
@Patchouli.Knowledge.2 ай бұрын
canon
@JoeLikesTheSnow2 ай бұрын
ew no you gooner😭😭
@Your_boi_axo_animateАй бұрын
@@JoeLikesTheSnow how is headcanon-ing that Engi wants a daughter, so he built the mimi sentry gooner-type shenanigans?
@Sangaroo2 ай бұрын
Scout is a virgin, I don't care what you say he just is
@Alex-n3t2 ай бұрын
He keeps trying for Pauling but is DEFINITELY not getting into the bedroom soon
@Malwils2 ай бұрын
I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it? No.
@Mai.Calico2 ай бұрын
Nobody who’s done it before has a jar of MILK
@revenantproxy91002 ай бұрын
His virginity regenerates over time.
@erenjager42362 ай бұрын
"he ran fast and died a virgin"
@Liphyrus2 ай бұрын
Every day i am surprised and appalled by how far a community can go with its content without any updates
@The-British-Fella2 ай бұрын
#heavythechad Heavy's reaction in poker night is like the large blokes reaction to the pretty dress in "of mice and men"
@Lonqudor2 ай бұрын
Hope he doesn’t get shot like Lenny in the end 😢
@MichMood722 ай бұрын
Lmao i’m doing omam in class (I knew he gets shot)
@The-British-Fella2 ай бұрын
@NoahWood-j1v lol, call him heavy in class from now on
@cream_pieluver2 ай бұрын
Pyro sees things all rainbow and child like Her being not a virgin would be more worrying
@demongamer_IX2 ай бұрын
10:57 Counter Argument, how do we know she’s not adopted? Maybe Grey Mann adopted her so she could fight Saxton because adopting a child would be a lot easier and cheaper than having a relationship.
@Your_dear_friend99992 ай бұрын
I think same
@bobbyferg91732 ай бұрын
That's actually a pretty good point, especially when you consider how old Grey Mann is and how young Olivia is. Not to mention he seems like someone too occupied with his plans to bother with that
@crushedcan53782 ай бұрын
@@bobbyferg9173 I always thought he just ran with the impregnation device plan.
@Master_Brutus2 ай бұрын
I always assumed he adopted her.
@rubentelurАй бұрын
nah shes not adopted. prolly just had her the normal way, and then dumped the mother
@tomsyalad95562 ай бұрын
In the comics when Solider Zhanna fight robots while naked and covered in honey, while Scout wants to leave Miss Pauling is transfixed, so her being a lesbian does have in universe evidence.
@Shoxic6662 ай бұрын
You say that like 99% of the world wouldn't stop to gawk at two naked crazy people covered in honey fight blood powered robots...
@OldLiquor14882 ай бұрын
@@Shoxic666THIS
@estoybn4742 ай бұрын
No not really
@big_brein42 ай бұрын
Finally, question that's been on everyones mind since tf2s release
@MimiMulti2 ай бұрын
5:18 i could change that (IM SO SORRY IM SO SORRY IM SO SORRY )
@Imgettinghelp26 күн бұрын
Umm… marker? Why did you say that?
@tylenolz742 ай бұрын
THIS is the content the tf2 community needs
@business_pear2 ай бұрын
4:23 "probably late 40s man" Sniper is actually one of the youngest mercs, being around the same age as Scout, between 26-30 years of age.
@TheOnlySauceBoss2 ай бұрын
Scout is literally said to be: "God's gift to women"
@Your_dear_friend99992 ай бұрын
And he's answer God that they don't lay with him, wich contradict that he's not a virgin
@Shoxic6662 ай бұрын
@@Your_dear_friend9999Not *all* of them, never said he hadn't gotten a few. There is actually a number between 0 and 8 billion, fyi.
@Your_dear_friend99992 ай бұрын
@@Shoxic666 But he didn't mention that "any" of them lay with him, it's the same sophistic argument. It's didn't concretisize anything in that question.
@Shoxic6662 ай бұрын
@@Your_dear_friend9999 It left it vague, but the odds favour Scout getting laid at least once. Also the fact he's rich from mercenary work.
@Your_dear_friend99992 ай бұрын
@Shoxic666 He probably send most of his money to theirs big family. But ok, he's charm very possible to get him a girlfriend someday, just need more patience and perseverance for it
@carebear746027 күн бұрын
Sniper is canonically in his late twenties early thirties between the game and the comics
@migitri2 ай бұрын
Medic is my favorite but I've always thought it's funny that he allegedly got cucked. Also #heavythechad
@agoosewithaphone71022 ай бұрын
sniper isn't going to be a virgin when i find him
@OldLiquor14882 ай бұрын
Until he finds you sooner
@Rie-beck-ite2 ай бұрын
real
@ThunderXSurge2 ай бұрын
I'VE SAID VIRGIN SNIPER CHAD HEAVY FOR SO MANY YEARS
@minibot2.o1362 ай бұрын
Pyro sadly hadnt gotten any “mmph!” In his phlogster
@Totally_not_alpharius2 ай бұрын
4:01 but what about his kangaroo wife?
@rainwobrain2 ай бұрын
I was shaggin his fat furry kangaroo wife
@ligoboi3429Ай бұрын
Scout and soldier are now canonically fathers
@wingedbluj16742 ай бұрын
I'm fairly certain Olivia Mann is adopted.
@MajorMrNuts2 ай бұрын
Idk dude she has gray's mannerisms down to a tee
@Jay_A_Comenter2 ай бұрын
I’m not even gonna ask how people think of this
@ddarianne60862 ай бұрын
Not enough research done! I AM GREATLY DISSAPOINTED! In the WAR! update promotional comic you can see both BLU Soldier and RED demoman with girls in one of their many adventures toguether, so yeah dude shags A LOT, AND HOW CAN HE NOT HE IS LITERALLY THE MOST HANDSOME MERCENARY, THAT CHIN, DUDE IS FIT (not talking post being fired from RED) PLAYS THE PIANO AND IS A VERY EXOTIC BLACK SCOTTISH CICLOPS! FOR SHAME Also I can't believe you didn't mention THAT IN THE TF2 UPDATE BLOGS LITERALLY WAS WRITTEN OUT "Heavy and Medics love can't be stop!" HEAVY IS MEDICS WIFE DUUUUUUUH. wait... hahah I'm joinking but I can't believe the VA's got away with so much. Though their bromance has a lot more merit these days thanks to them HAHAHAHAHAH. And if you want to take the search for the sandvich cannon to the mercs... pyros does go along with the mistery woman...
@CuddlyTheMadElite2 ай бұрын
“Believe it or not, Scout’s Scattergun has seen more use than you think it would” THANK GOD YOU DIDN’T USE THE BABYFACE’S BLASTER FOR THAT SENTENCE
@maxtube19522 ай бұрын
You missed a golden opportunity for a "baby face's blaster" joke with the Scout cosmetic "The Track Terrorizer."
@MrBingDing69016 күн бұрын
7:04 To be more accurate the full comic showed that the plane had honey inside and pyro was blocking the door, and was not hinting that pyro was a women
@Lonqudor16 күн бұрын
It was actually doing both. That was the point of the scene
@BreadLoafSFM2 ай бұрын
5:30 You forgot about his kangaroo wife, he Fortifies the Coumpound (kill me) every weekend with her.
@SandiestSaunders2 ай бұрын
D A N G
@xexecuterxx2 ай бұрын
pyro has def done shit at a latex club 100%, also was a ceo, he/she has absolutely taken someone to pyroland
@SketchG2 ай бұрын
0:16 YO CONGRATS MAN
@bean370Ай бұрын
While this aged badly
@ArronAnims2 ай бұрын
Justice for my boy Marasmus
@crushyou502 ай бұрын
7:13 that pyro joke was insane 💀
@linkfan1602 ай бұрын
There is no way Medic has a wife. Everyone knows Medic and Heavy have been a couple for 17 years.
@pustota72542 ай бұрын
Heavy IS Medic's wife.
@toast-k1o2 ай бұрын
heavy and medic definitely had some tension there. heavys like the only one that can handle medic, and lets him experiment on him. plus, they were close in the comments, plus that one achievement easter egg. ..and the baboon baby.
@Bradorks2 ай бұрын
#HeavyTheChad Dude you forgot the legendary moment on Well when Heavy and Medic danced the forbidden dance.
@Spams-the-lasers2 ай бұрын
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR!
@TheGingerStealerАй бұрын
"I'll send my condolence to your kangaroo wife" Sniper could possibly be a furry
@AvaMarie022 ай бұрын
THIS is the analysis the community needs
@Big-Eich-für-Parlament26 күн бұрын
Crazy how Scout is now a father
@thespringlock17942 ай бұрын
Hey I mean, we never saw the outcome of that fried chicken scenario. Chances are Scout did something similar to what he did with Zhanna (remembered his hopeless crush on Miss Pauling, and eventually annoyed her away from sippin his lil bonk). Also Jay’s tweet being deleted was more a byproduct of his entire account being deleted, so it’s a bit stronger evidence than ya make it out to be. But then again, he also said that they wouldn’t try to put a spotlight over the fact, so i think it was just for confirmation that Scout and Pauling wouldn’t get together.
@woodywas45492 ай бұрын
Would like to mention, Sniper is actually about in the same age range as scout, judging by the comics (I can't remember the exact line but i think it was related to how long ago nee zeland sunk?)(I just remember him being 26-ish)
@timestorm56872 ай бұрын
Well, medic does implant impregnated baboon uteruses quite often into people. So that could technically count. (He is literally making other people pregnant) #HeavyTheChad
@Jay-d8l1g3 күн бұрын
Note: it's been the long enough where the seventh comic came out and scout a lot of fiance's
@boros49252 ай бұрын
We need that heavy update RIGHT FUCKING NOW GOD DAMN IT
@revol_0002 ай бұрын
Sniper is literally in his late 20s - early 30s. He's the second youngest merc