Which TF2 Mercs Are Virgins?

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Lon'qudor

Lon'qudor

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@Sfhjgds
@Sfhjgds 2 ай бұрын
This is what 7 years without an update does to a mann
@triple_check
@triple_check 2 ай бұрын
if i had a dollar for every time I’ve seen this comment id have 87 and counting
@The-British-Fella
@The-British-Fella 2 ай бұрын
Mann, what happened to this game.
@The-British-Fella
@The-British-Fella 2 ай бұрын
@@triple_check too many times...
@Anarqism
@Anarqism 2 ай бұрын
7 years in the without an update made you a fucking Which TF2 Mercs Are Virgins
@jaredtomongha1342
@jaredtomongha1342 2 ай бұрын
​@@triple_checkI have 5x than that amount
@arseinccookies861
@arseinccookies861 2 ай бұрын
None of them will be virgins when I get there.
@TheKirBoi
@TheKirBoi 2 ай бұрын
I could just hear the Prowler theme reading that.
@theveltoris7161
@theveltoris7161 2 ай бұрын
Bro's minos prime instinct kicked in
@quitequeerquesadilla
@quitequeerquesadilla 2 ай бұрын
God damn it I really don't have a single original thought
@1dollartaco
@1dollartaco 2 ай бұрын
LMFAO
@lennylink69
@lennylink69 2 ай бұрын
tick tock heavy like a brinks truck
@Blujay64
@Blujay64 2 ай бұрын
You tellin me that Sniper has never used his Bushwacka?
@thecarnivalisintown
@thecarnivalisintown 2 ай бұрын
Oh dear god, that's even worse than "hitman someone else's heatmaker." I love it.
@Kerruo
@Kerruo 2 ай бұрын
Bushwacka...goddamn that's clever
@GummieBear2278
@GummieBear2278 2 ай бұрын
​@@Kerruohe never got to soak someone with his jarate
@MooImABunny
@MooImABunny 2 ай бұрын
​@@GummieBear2278ooh that is a specific fetish that I truely hope he doesn't have, otherwise normal gameplay is even more disgusting now
@The.Silicone.Valley
@The.Silicone.Valley 2 ай бұрын
@@GummieBear2278lol
@june9914
@june9914 2 ай бұрын
My headcanon is that medic has lost his virginity, but he regained it through mad scientist experiments
@thorveim1174
@thorveim1174 2 ай бұрын
Most likely by surgically removing it from someone and adding it to himself. Like for souls
@hectorryan7591
@hectorryan7591 Ай бұрын
You know, I wouldn't put it past him to do that. That is a very in character thing he would do.
@S3cr3t_Qw1rtz
@S3cr3t_Qw1rtz Ай бұрын
You know what, canon.
@spicymint2.0
@spicymint2.0 2 ай бұрын
"Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a VIRGIN! HAHAHA!" - Spy edit: this aged like sour milk
@adam-Qt2
@adam-Qt2 2 ай бұрын
its possible that the matches we play happen before the events of expiration date, therefore making this line still maybe accurate
@timestorm5687
@timestorm5687 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, the "i got a bucket of chicken, you wanna do it" line got disproven so often i believe that they just kinda want him more as a virgin.
@youryoutubeyoda
@youryoutubeyoda 2 ай бұрын
Spy did assumed Scout was terrible with girls, which Scout disproved, as it turns out he is just terrible with "ladies". So Scout probably scored.
@tommarch.4493
@tommarch.4493 2 ай бұрын
@@timestorm5687 let's be real, that scout saying the story, scout lies, it's not a valuable source
@yurlocalstupido6762
@yurlocalstupido6762 2 ай бұрын
Scout did have segs he just didn’t tell the mercs he had sex
@TheEventGuy
@TheEventGuy 2 ай бұрын
Everyone knows that the only virgin aren't the mercs themselves, but the person controlling them.
@Atomic_Dusky
@Atomic_Dusky Ай бұрын
So the Administrator is a virgin then
@VersantXv_4
@VersantXv_4 9 күн бұрын
@@Atomic_Dusky Yoooo, that kill me off!, Lmao!!
@noobfromhell563
@noobfromhell563 6 күн бұрын
No, the real Virgins are the Friends we made along the Way
@mattf5855
@mattf5855 2 ай бұрын
Sniper is canonically only two years older than scout actually
@somethingelseonalt5948
@somethingelseonalt5948 2 ай бұрын
three
@Bluestlark
@Bluestlark 2 ай бұрын
Even The voice actor said that he was told to voice a 40 year old character.... I don't know where people got that, yes I read the comics, 40 years ago new zealand zunk down because baby snipey got into a rocket.
@YourAverageZombie
@YourAverageZombie 2 ай бұрын
@@somethingelseonalt5948 valve cant count to that number so its still 2
@mattf5855
@mattf5855 2 ай бұрын
@@Bluestlarkno new zealand sunk 40 years ago, then ten years later sniper’s dad built the rocket and baby sniper escaped.
@somethingelseonalt5948
@somethingelseonalt5948 2 ай бұрын
@@YourAverageZombie ahh i see
@LucidNightmarez
@LucidNightmarez Ай бұрын
Well scout is definitely not a virgin now.
@Eddoesthings-67
@Eddoesthings-67 Ай бұрын
Was just about to say this lol
@redrasegarden
@redrasegarden Ай бұрын
He wasn’t a virgin to begin with
@maysun3752
@maysun3752 Ай бұрын
He got kids so yeah not a virgin
@HeliatroCipher
@HeliatroCipher 29 күн бұрын
He hasn't been for a while, only now he has proof
@TheBiggestBoss1
@TheBiggestBoss1 20 күн бұрын
he still is
@NieJa_2137
@NieJa_2137 2 ай бұрын
Of the characters who aren't mentioned, Merasmus is also canonically a virgin, since he himself said in the "Blood Money" comic that his own blood can be treated as "certified pure" blood of a virgin
@RedshirtAfficionado
@RedshirtAfficionado 2 ай бұрын
Staying a virgin so you can cast more spells is hardcore
@AvocaToast
@AvocaToast 2 ай бұрын
Fun fact “virgin blood” originally meant “blood which is fresh and has not yet been used.”
@average-art3222
@average-art3222 2 ай бұрын
​@@AvocaToast so basically he stayed unhorny and kept it that way so he could have more spells
@januszpolak254
@januszpolak254 2 ай бұрын
So that's how he become a wizard.
@AvocaToast
@AvocaToast 2 ай бұрын
@@average-art3222 Correct, if his Willy hasn’t been wonka’d because it hadn’t became a factory, his blood is virgin blood.
@simonsmiles9186
@simonsmiles9186 2 ай бұрын
Bro forgot the canon event of "GET BEHIND ME DOKTOR"
@asroczka
@asroczka Ай бұрын
Lol
@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687
@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687 Ай бұрын
💀
@Hyaene_Colonlength
@Hyaene_Colonlength Ай бұрын
CHARGE ME
@XhemaijlAziri
@XhemaijlAziri Ай бұрын
💀​@Hyaene_Colonlength
@Mitralaz_45
@Mitralaz_45 Ай бұрын
YA VOY 🗣🔥🔥
@C0wb0y234
@C0wb0y234 2 ай бұрын
we need a fucking update
@beeeltee5550
@beeeltee5550 2 ай бұрын
a FUCKING* update
@Adamgamer42069
@Adamgamer42069 2 ай бұрын
No shit
@C0wb0y234
@C0wb0y234 2 ай бұрын
@ aye daddy haha, lemme get that dick
@Halberds6
@Halberds6 2 ай бұрын
Not yet we need to wait a year for TF2 to turn 18
@ChasingMoonMoths
@ChasingMoonMoths 2 ай бұрын
@@Halberds6 no we need updates 😭
@luisuribe706
@luisuribe706 Ай бұрын
Scout Is cannonically not a Virgin anymore and has four children
@TheShanicpower
@TheShanicpower Ай бұрын
He has 8 christmas socks by the fireplace, so there’s probably more than 4.
@luisuribe706
@luisuribe706 Ай бұрын
@TheShanicpower Scout really Is a stallion then
@Atomic_Dusky
@Atomic_Dusky Ай бұрын
​​@@luisuribe706Scout truly is God's gift to women as at least four women got to experience the gift of Scout
@elliotsturtplus340
@elliotsturtplus340 24 күн бұрын
@@luisuribe706well he is Spy’s son so it runs in the family
@legamerdu31yt83
@legamerdu31yt83 24 күн бұрын
​@@TheShanicpower its 1 zock per feetso theres 4 children
@luwucian4497
@luwucian4497 2 ай бұрын
*Extra fact about Demoman not being a virgin:* In the comics you can see how he and Soldier are in a casino and each one is with a girl
@bobbyferg9173
@bobbyferg9173 2 ай бұрын
Admittedly it is nothing definitive, but that does actually show some proof that Soldier and Demo are into going to Vegas and getting with some ladies. So, it probably has to count for something
@nethersome826
@nethersome826 2 ай бұрын
also demo just being drunk and when not working prob in bars its a good guess hes ubered a charge before
@TableGrables
@TableGrables 2 ай бұрын
Which comic?
@nethersome826
@nethersome826 2 ай бұрын
@@TableGrables soldier demo war comic
@v3nomousn3m3sis
@v3nomousn3m3sis Ай бұрын
With the seventh comic being out and some mercs having kids canonically this ages interestingly
@kloovers
@kloovers 2 ай бұрын
Sniper has a kangaroo wife
@GyashC4
@GyashC4 2 ай бұрын
“I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife‼️🗣️‼️”
@BeantheGerridae
@BeantheGerridae 2 ай бұрын
Sniper is furry?!? Now we have 3 furries Pyro, Medic, and now Sniper (but I do have my suspicions on engie though)
@Blizzard199X
@Blizzard199X 2 ай бұрын
@@GyashC4Thanks mate!
@The-Holy-Devil
@The-Holy-Devil 2 ай бұрын
@@BeantheGerridae *sniper NAH*, being A furry, and fucking an animal is two different things, ones an alter-ego, and the other's a mental sickness. (furry=alter-ego) (beastiality=mental sickness)
@cheesepop7175
@cheesepop7175 2 ай бұрын
But sniper's wife is dead, because as stated in meet the sniper he bludgeoned his wife to death with a golf trophy
@KewlDood-mk4zn
@KewlDood-mk4zn 2 ай бұрын
3:40 My theory is that demoman "exploded stickies" on an anatomy model or plastic skeleton and was so drunk he thought it was medics wife
@SpringDavid
@SpringDavid 2 ай бұрын
I have a better theory: Demoman actually "exploded stickies" on Medic's wife and Medic just fucking killed her
@kyonghuni
@kyonghuni 2 ай бұрын
tf2 lore is so weird this could be an actual thing i'm afraid
@S0A0M0I0
@S0A0M0I0 2 ай бұрын
"Captured someone else's objective." 🔥✍️
@TeaDasSweet
@TeaDasSweet 2 ай бұрын
"Marketing someones garden" 🔥✍
@BreadTeleporter006
@BreadTeleporter006 2 ай бұрын
"Erecting a dispenser"
@jamesThebulbmin
@jamesThebulbmin 2 ай бұрын
Filled their mmphh meter
@qwedeh100
@qwedeh100 2 ай бұрын
"hitman someone elses heatmaker" 🔥✍
@IridescentKySoul
@IridescentKySoul 2 ай бұрын
Gf is pushing my payload
@TheDestructiveGiant
@TheDestructiveGiant 2 ай бұрын
I refuse to believe that pyro even knows what sex is
@Master_Brutus
@Master_Brutus 2 ай бұрын
Even if Pyro is actually doing it, probably would think its doing something else.
@SuperStickAnimationz
@SuperStickAnimationz 2 ай бұрын
Exactly. Lost it unknowingly m​@@Master_Brutus
@tescogourmet7293
@tescogourmet7293 2 ай бұрын
“Marketing their garden” ruined my day
@NoniNoners
@NoniNoners 2 ай бұрын
I think "Filling his MMMPH meter" was worse.
@makeandbreakgames1791
@makeandbreakgames1791 2 ай бұрын
"Hitman someone else's Heat maker" 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
@qwedeh100
@qwedeh100 2 ай бұрын
"Sentry wrangling"
@Wzeyisbacklmao
@Wzeyisbacklmao 2 ай бұрын
Pushing payload to complete the objective
@Goldenleyend
@Goldenleyend 2 ай бұрын
I'd like to believe sniper is a virgin, but the line "bludgeoned his wife with a golf trophy" is so oddly specific it makes me suspect he's telling on himself, as sort of what his breaking point was. Either way you know 100% sniper mains are virgins though.
@Shoxic666
@Shoxic666 2 ай бұрын
It's just moderately specific for comical effect. He specifically said feelings are for guys like that; spur of the moment killers with hot blood.
@riley-.-
@riley-.- 2 ай бұрын
The amount of euphemisms in this videos based on TF2 terms is absolutely incredible
@fernoagent8581
@fernoagent8581 2 ай бұрын
Phloging my gistinator
@shishi6201
@shishi6201 2 ай бұрын
7:40 counterpoint: it would be far more in-line with valve's sense of humor for pyro to have an extensive list of past lovers
@НикитаКонстантинов-у7д
@НикитаКонстантинов-у7д 2 ай бұрын
Clearly when referring to Medic's wife Demoman mean Heavy
@CheddarCheese.
@CheddarCheese. 2 ай бұрын
yup
@owlfluffy
@owlfluffy 2 ай бұрын
Demoheavy canon?
@CheddarCheese.
@CheddarCheese. 2 ай бұрын
@@owlfluffy hell yeah
@Angry6
@Angry6 2 ай бұрын
Meavy canon?
@AnonymousHuman-ku5wh
@AnonymousHuman-ku5wh 2 ай бұрын
I am heavy weapons wife and this is my husband
@x8c8r
@x8c8r 2 ай бұрын
heavy fucking threatening someone to steal their woman is so unexpected
@baileyrogers9632
@baileyrogers9632 2 ай бұрын
Next video: "Which TF2 merc would be able to remember that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?"
@june9914
@june9914 2 ай бұрын
Engi and medic know (obviously), demo somehow still remembers, scout is at a reading level where he would be learning this, heavy is a cointoss, sniper and spy probably fourgot, and pyro and soldier never knew that in the first place
@baileyrogers9632
@baileyrogers9632 2 ай бұрын
@june9914 Hmmmm, interesting points... BUT! I think Scout would have never known what it was in the first place. The only things he consistently reads are comics and kids books, so I doubt he'd be reading anything that would be teaching him something. So Scout would not or ever know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
@puffythedestroyer8878
@puffythedestroyer8878 2 ай бұрын
@@june9914 scout would pick up the word while playing Parasite Eve, and it all goes out the other ear when Aya’s on screen.
@EdinoRemerido
@EdinoRemerido 2 ай бұрын
​@@june9914probably not heavy since, even though he is smart, he studied language, so chances are he would forget
@Squirdspingle
@Squirdspingle 2 ай бұрын
Not scout or soldier
@nastylittlegremlin
@nastylittlegremlin 2 ай бұрын
"between a man and a woman" then what is that thang that heavy and medic do?
@Frederick_The_Great1
@Frederick_The_Great1 2 ай бұрын
based comment
@sheacorduroy5565
@sheacorduroy5565 2 ай бұрын
Sniper’s the second youngest merc, only behind Scout. #HeavyTheChad
@ultimazilla9814
@ultimazilla9814 2 ай бұрын
9:24
@crushedcan5378
@crushedcan5378 2 ай бұрын
#HeavyTheChud
@the10ofdiamondscard
@the10ofdiamondscard 2 ай бұрын
@@crushedcan5378 joe bama
@nox..thecoolone
@nox..thecoolone 28 күн бұрын
We not counting Pyro 😭😭😭
@thewhat9204
@thewhat9204 Ай бұрын
Someone at valve saw this and gave the green light for the final comic 😭
@RedGoldDolfin-ez9iy
@RedGoldDolfin-ez9iy 2 ай бұрын
Isn't Sniper 29 years old? He and the Scout are around the same age, I think
@lennylink69
@lennylink69 2 ай бұрын
it is
@ivscookie
@ivscookie 2 ай бұрын
Sniper is 26-29 years old, yeah. Scout is most likely 23, but could be 28 years old. I don't know, Lon must've not done any google searches.
@DD_Vandal
@DD_Vandal 2 ай бұрын
@@ivscookie scout is 27
@ivscookie
@ivscookie 2 ай бұрын
@@DD_Vandal I mean I said could be but I mean that's pretty close. Anyway, thanks for the clarification.
@agusw988
@agusw988 Күн бұрын
scout is 23 at first, then 27 in the events of mvm
@toaster9922
@toaster9922 Ай бұрын
Scout now has four kids, so this list needs updating.
@owlfluffy
@owlfluffy 2 ай бұрын
finally we are breaking free from the "lmao is Scout virgin" narrative. that man is the town bicycle and no one can convince me otherwise. also, in Sniper's defence, Heavy's other two sisters do consider him a certified hottie so he's canonically handsome at least. he had to have gotten lucky at least ONCE C'MON
@GunSpyEnthusiast
@GunSpyEnthusiast 2 ай бұрын
I mean, they also found Soldier to be passable. They would've done marasmus at that rate.
@mershere
@mershere 2 ай бұрын
to also defend our boy mundy, he's quite the looker! he's just going up against australians, which is... unfair.
@Aaa-vp6ug
@Aaa-vp6ug 2 ай бұрын
@@mersherewhen the TF2 Australian Beauty Standard is having biceps at least twice the size of your head and everyone else has muscle 3 times the size of you… yeah you have no shot
@owlfluffy
@owlfluffy 2 ай бұрын
@GunSpyEnthusiast nah that was JUST Zhanna, the other two gals were visibly not interested
@GunSpyEnthusiast
@GunSpyEnthusiast 2 ай бұрын
@@owlfluffy I rest my case
@imsqeker69420
@imsqeker69420 Ай бұрын
Soldier and scout are 100% no longer virgins, we can confirm this. Thanks final comic.
@Nachotaco101
@Nachotaco101 2 ай бұрын
if demo hasn't had a drunken 1 knight stand with someone i would be surprised
@mushtashio9902
@mushtashio9902 2 ай бұрын
Wonderful pun.
@ani_star9729
@ani_star9729 2 ай бұрын
4:21 Sniper is actually only a few years older than Scout, being the second youngest merc at 26-30 years old.
@KommuniKatze385
@KommuniKatze385 2 ай бұрын
But He still Had a kangoroo wife It could Be soldiers Pure stupidity but If He even counts Demos drunk talking He light count that as Well
@CosmicTaco4
@CosmicTaco4 2 ай бұрын
The whole "all crates and no updates makes Jeremy a dull boy" situation is a bit of a double-edged sword because on one hand we're all slowly deteriorating but on the other it's resulted in some of the most batshit insane (in the best way possible) and interesting discussion topics on the internet
@r3xlol
@r3xlol 2 ай бұрын
sniper wont be a virign as long as im around i will get him PREGNANT
@imwithmilk8162
@imwithmilk8162 2 ай бұрын
I always interpreted the bucket of chicken scene as what scout thinks dating is like, not something that he actually did Oh, and the spy line about scout being a virgin kind of backs me up here
@manhoovy193
@manhoovy193 2 ай бұрын
Yes father that was missing for his sons entire life knows more then he does
@owlfluffy
@owlfluffy 2 ай бұрын
i like to think he just doesn't beleve Scout could ever get a woman on his own (like he's not HIS SON). like Scout could bring home a lady, introduce her as his girlfriend and Spy would just ask how much he paid her.
@ggg0512_
@ggg0512_ 2 ай бұрын
didnt the girl in that scene reject him anyway?
@maxtube1952
@maxtube1952 2 ай бұрын
@@ggg0512_ "eh, okay" is a rejection?
@ggg0512_
@ggg0512_ 2 ай бұрын
@@maxtube1952 i just rewatched it and ive always thought she said 'nah its okay' as in 'nah im good' my world view is shattered, still dont believe this actually happened lmao
@remusthetrashking9255
@remusthetrashking9255 2 ай бұрын
soldier's dominating sniper: "I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife.", (I personally) chalk that to the same thing as demo and medic
@silversword404
@silversword404 2 ай бұрын
Expiration date is a memoir made by Scout. He intentionally left out that the woman who said “alright” to him after he asked to perform the Kazotski Kick with her saw his shortstop, cried, and left.
@GreenFeatherGuy
@GreenFeatherGuy 2 ай бұрын
she was expecting a backscatter but found the pretty boys pocket pistol instead😔
@GunSpyEnthusiast
@GunSpyEnthusiast 2 ай бұрын
Scout has excellent charisma.
@spinsolar
@spinsolar 2 ай бұрын
Man you guys just make anything up to Scout look bad huh?
@botondzoltannagy8849
@botondzoltannagy8849 2 ай бұрын
​@@spinsolaryes they do
@wombat4191
@wombat4191 2 ай бұрын
That can't be true, he's canonically the God's gift to women so he can't be inadequately endowed. Then again, the same part of the comics is a bit of an indicator that he might be virgin after all. It doesn't straight up confirm it, but his reaction to god asking if he's had sex with all the ladies is "no" and not for example "some".
@evaphan2720
@evaphan2720 Ай бұрын
well, now scout is canonically not a virgin anymore
@alger723
@alger723 Ай бұрын
neither is soldier
@Atomic_Dusky
@Atomic_Dusky Ай бұрын
​@@alger723 I feel bad that Heavy now has Nephews and Neices that are Soldier's children
@AeyakS
@AeyakS Ай бұрын
Scout was not a virgin since he was a lot younger. Before he became a mercenary, he was a Boston gangster, and in Expiration Date! (flashback) He apparently scored a random chick at a fast food joint.
@pissedoffbucketguy9115
@pissedoffbucketguy9115 2 ай бұрын
This is more in depth than most tf2 lore videos
@WatchingVideos-w9v
@WatchingVideos-w9v 2 ай бұрын
0:39 tf do you mean 8billion?!
@andrejmedvec6104
@andrejmedvec6104 2 ай бұрын
Every person alive must watch him
@ZenderMan01
@ZenderMan01 2 ай бұрын
Dude this comment that just appeared when that part came had me dying
@Zackgamez_official2013
@Zackgamez_official2013 2 ай бұрын
There’s barely even 4 billion how are you gonna get 8billion let alone have a month to do it?
@andrejmedvec6104
@andrejmedvec6104 2 ай бұрын
@@Zackgamez_official2013 like alive or watching KZbin?
@devinohanlon5501
@devinohanlon5501 2 ай бұрын
Actually there are a little over8 billion people ​@@Zackgamez_official2013
@shyguymike
@shyguymike 2 ай бұрын
Spy has a child with Scout's mother? I have never known! It must be one of Jeremy's brothers, considering we know his father is Sir Thomas John ‘Jones’ Woodward, OBE.
@jakubmroz4761
@jakubmroz4761 2 ай бұрын
Dude it's literally scout it's canon in game and constantly poked fun at in the comics
@shyguymike
@shyguymike 2 ай бұрын
@jakubmroz4761 I have no clue what you are talking about, Mr. Mroz.
@bbqmeandyoustinkypinkypewp4298
@bbqmeandyoustinkypinkypewp4298 2 ай бұрын
​@@jakubmroz4761 you missed the joke.
@KairanFarr
@KairanFarr Ай бұрын
Thanks to the 7th comic, we know Scout is not a virgin for definite.
@zac9181
@zac9181 2 ай бұрын
What seven years without an update does to a community:
@icarus_is_tired544
@icarus_is_tired544 Ай бұрын
4:23 Sniper is canonically in his late 20s, as in the comics, it's revealed that he was born 10 years after New Zealand sunk, which took place 40 years before the comics. Making Sniper ~30 in the comics. And since the comics come after the games, that means Sniper is at most 28-29 in the games
@genericyoutuber8098
@genericyoutuber8098 2 ай бұрын
3:09 Actually, I believe an official TF2 comic artist has drawn art of medic and his wife, and demo and medic’s wife, and medic and heavy, so you decide how canon that is.
@Shoxic666
@Shoxic666 2 ай бұрын
Source
@sophierescigno5064
@sophierescigno5064 2 ай бұрын
YES! I saw them too! The artist drew sketches of Medic and his wife actually being besties and both flirting with heavy at some point? Lmaooo
@dexterousli
@dexterousli 2 ай бұрын
If we regard Demo's line as true and not just a drunken rambling, then all 3 are! One of the main comic artists drawing Medic rubbing Heavy's crotch in the sauna isn't canon, but the Beaux and Arrows achievement name and the TFConnect afterparty announcement are absolutely official.
@Shoxic666
@Shoxic666 2 ай бұрын
@@dexterousli Why tf everyone gotta make Heavy and Medic gay smh. Two men can't even have a close working relationship anymore goddamn..
@dexterousli
@dexterousli 2 ай бұрын
@@Shoxic666 The Sniper achievement for killing a Heavy and Medic pair is called "Beaux and Arrows." Google what "beaux" means and get back to me.
@Jungleskog
@Jungleskog 2 ай бұрын
9:46 miss piddling?
@roomtemperaturemilk03
@roomtemperaturemilk03 2 ай бұрын
miss pingpong
@Dmgladiator2642
@Dmgladiator2642 2 ай бұрын
Jesus is there a single tf2 mechanic/weapon/strategy/whatever that can't be turned into an innuendo I didn't realize this game was a gold mine
@fernoagent8581
@fernoagent8581 2 ай бұрын
Getting my back burned
@nonameneeded9664
@nonameneeded9664 2 ай бұрын
@@fernoagent8581 getting meat shots from the scouts scatter gun
@goo894
@goo894 2 ай бұрын
If someone manages to conjure up a Baby Face's Blaster innuendo that doesn't come off as *extremely* creepy, I'll let them use their Boston Basher to put a bleeding effect on me.
@Shoxic666
@Shoxic666 2 ай бұрын
​@@goo894"Baby face" refers to the Scout, it's a reference to Baby face Nelson. It's easier to turn things into innuendos without it being creepy when you actually know what the reference.
@spiceforspice3461
@spiceforspice3461 2 ай бұрын
@@Shoxic666 Yes, but there's no way that you could make an innuendo off of it that doesn't sound awful
@OnePortalLover
@OnePortalLover 2 ай бұрын
Completely unrelated joke: why did the spy cross the road... Cause he was never really on your side!
@laserliftproductions6544
@laserliftproductions6544 2 ай бұрын
As someone who is an actual engineer with a degree from a large PARTY school. Most electrical engineers (I suspect engie is mainly that type) are damn near celibate and scared of women including me 😢
@Sillygoober104
@Sillygoober104 2 ай бұрын
He ain’t gonna be celibate when I get my hands on him
@Shoxic666
@Shoxic666 2 ай бұрын
Engie told Blutarch Mann he'd break him in half in response to Mann being disrespectful (and accidentally electrifying him). He's not exactly got anxiety.
@ExplosiveFelines
@ExplosiveFelines 2 ай бұрын
I am moving to another country for an electrical engineering diploma and this is certified true. I am terrified of women.
@goomah8057
@goomah8057 2 ай бұрын
No issue. Just create yourself an android girlfriend.
@Sevenma
@Sevenma 2 ай бұрын
Scared of women? As a woman who's into this type, guys, YOU'RE the scary one smartasses, I never can guess if you feel cold because of anixiety or you're annoyed by the overwhelming stupidity I throw upon you when I talk 😭
@XERO-c8q
@XERO-c8q 2 ай бұрын
9:24 WHAT THE FU-
@yebTF2
@yebTF2 2 ай бұрын
I will now eat teleported bread
@Bonkconsumer
@Bonkconsumer 2 ай бұрын
He he fucks his gun
@dragonlord4898
@dragonlord4898 Ай бұрын
Ima go find that hehehehehehehehehehe Gonna confuse the fuck outta my friends
@reallythatbad1
@reallythatbad1 2 ай бұрын
I thought the comics confirmed scout was a virgin when he went to heaven.
@Your_dear_friend9999
@Your_dear_friend9999 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, i told the same
@randomdude9630
@randomdude9630 2 ай бұрын
no, its that scout hasnt had sex with every woman on earth
@trashdanarts
@trashdanarts 2 ай бұрын
there’s no way medic has a wife. that’s a homosexual if i’ve ever seen one
@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812
@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 2 ай бұрын
This
@trashdanarts
@trashdanarts 2 ай бұрын
@ YES THANK YOU FOR AGREEING
@deimoskz6949
@deimoskz6949 Ай бұрын
real
@loggingfire1
@loggingfire1 26 күн бұрын
Heavy is the wife
@arcticdino1650
@arcticdino1650 2 ай бұрын
#heavythechad Judging by meet the Sniper, Sniper is too busy emptying his blader to capture the intel
@nonameneeded9664
@nonameneeded9664 2 ай бұрын
imagine you as i lady you went to bed with sniper then he proceeds to piss on you instead of cooming, would be real funny
@SiddOnmahkahk
@SiddOnmahkahk Ай бұрын
Scout and Solider now canonically have kids fuck yeahhhhh!!!
@Atomic_Dusky
@Atomic_Dusky Ай бұрын
Oh my God we're getting a 10th class named Scount, hell yeah!!!!
@MichMood72
@MichMood72 2 ай бұрын
*seeeeexeleeeent…* Also I love how scout in the expiration date scene is like an actual human with correct proportions but the girl was just slapped together in seconds Also pyro is British, I forgot where I got this from but pyro is British
@ToiletRizz-y8z
@ToiletRizz-y8z 2 ай бұрын
Pyro looks serb
@owlfluffy
@owlfluffy 2 ай бұрын
my poor girl deserved so much better :(
@Your_dear_friend9999
@Your_dear_friend9999 2 ай бұрын
More like mexican
@piretiris8223
@piretiris8223 2 ай бұрын
Pyro is polish
@Bready-
@Bready- 2 ай бұрын
Pyro is chinese
@Your_boi_axo_animate
@Your_boi_axo_animate 2 ай бұрын
6:32 I like to headcanon that engi built the Mimi sentry to experience being a father
@evilskwdirector
@evilskwdirector 2 ай бұрын
canon
@manintheline5331
@manintheline5331 2 ай бұрын
Canon
@Patchouli.Knowledge.
@Patchouli.Knowledge. 2 ай бұрын
canon
@JoeLikesTheSnow
@JoeLikesTheSnow 2 ай бұрын
ew no you gooner😭😭
@Your_boi_axo_animate
@Your_boi_axo_animate Ай бұрын
@@JoeLikesTheSnow how is headcanon-ing that Engi wants a daughter, so he built the mimi sentry gooner-type shenanigans?
@Sangaroo
@Sangaroo 2 ай бұрын
Scout is a virgin, I don't care what you say he just is
@Alex-n3t
@Alex-n3t 2 ай бұрын
He keeps trying for Pauling but is DEFINITELY not getting into the bedroom soon
@Malwils
@Malwils 2 ай бұрын
I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it? No.
@Mai.Calico
@Mai.Calico 2 ай бұрын
Nobody who’s done it before has a jar of MILK
@revenantproxy9100
@revenantproxy9100 2 ай бұрын
His virginity regenerates over time.
@erenjager4236
@erenjager4236 2 ай бұрын
"he ran fast and died a virgin"
@Liphyrus
@Liphyrus 2 ай бұрын
Every day i am surprised and appalled by how far a community can go with its content without any updates
@The-British-Fella
@The-British-Fella 2 ай бұрын
#heavythechad Heavy's reaction in poker night is like the large blokes reaction to the pretty dress in "of mice and men"
@Lonqudor
@Lonqudor 2 ай бұрын
Hope he doesn’t get shot like Lenny in the end 😢
@MichMood72
@MichMood72 2 ай бұрын
Lmao i’m doing omam in class (I knew he gets shot)
@The-British-Fella
@The-British-Fella 2 ай бұрын
@NoahWood-j1v lol, call him heavy in class from now on
@cream_pieluver
@cream_pieluver 2 ай бұрын
Pyro sees things all rainbow and child like Her being not a virgin would be more worrying
@demongamer_IX
@demongamer_IX 2 ай бұрын
10:57 Counter Argument, how do we know she’s not adopted? Maybe Grey Mann adopted her so she could fight Saxton because adopting a child would be a lot easier and cheaper than having a relationship.
@Your_dear_friend9999
@Your_dear_friend9999 2 ай бұрын
I think same
@bobbyferg9173
@bobbyferg9173 2 ай бұрын
That's actually a pretty good point, especially when you consider how old Grey Mann is and how young Olivia is. Not to mention he seems like someone too occupied with his plans to bother with that
@crushedcan5378
@crushedcan5378 2 ай бұрын
@@bobbyferg9173 I always thought he just ran with the impregnation device plan.
@Master_Brutus
@Master_Brutus 2 ай бұрын
I always assumed he adopted her.
@rubentelur
@rubentelur Ай бұрын
nah shes not adopted. prolly just had her the normal way, and then dumped the mother
@tomsyalad9556
@tomsyalad9556 2 ай бұрын
In the comics when Solider Zhanna fight robots while naked and covered in honey, while Scout wants to leave Miss Pauling is transfixed, so her being a lesbian does have in universe evidence.
@Shoxic666
@Shoxic666 2 ай бұрын
You say that like 99% of the world wouldn't stop to gawk at two naked crazy people covered in honey fight blood powered robots...
@OldLiquor1488
@OldLiquor1488 2 ай бұрын
​@@Shoxic666THIS
@estoybn474
@estoybn474 2 ай бұрын
No not really
@big_brein4
@big_brein4 2 ай бұрын
Finally, question that's been on everyones mind since tf2s release
@MimiMulti
@MimiMulti 2 ай бұрын
5:18 i could change that (IM SO SORRY IM SO SORRY IM SO SORRY )
@Imgettinghelp
@Imgettinghelp 26 күн бұрын
Umm… marker? Why did you say that?
@tylenolz74
@tylenolz74 2 ай бұрын
THIS is the content the tf2 community needs
@business_pear
@business_pear 2 ай бұрын
4:23 "probably late 40s man" Sniper is actually one of the youngest mercs, being around the same age as Scout, between 26-30 years of age.
@TheOnlySauceBoss
@TheOnlySauceBoss 2 ай бұрын
Scout is literally said to be: "God's gift to women"
@Your_dear_friend9999
@Your_dear_friend9999 2 ай бұрын
And he's answer God that they don't lay with him, wich contradict that he's not a virgin
@Shoxic666
@Shoxic666 2 ай бұрын
​@@Your_dear_friend9999Not *all* of them, never said he hadn't gotten a few. There is actually a number between 0 and 8 billion, fyi.
@Your_dear_friend9999
@Your_dear_friend9999 2 ай бұрын
@@Shoxic666 But he didn't mention that "any" of them lay with him, it's the same sophistic argument. It's didn't concretisize anything in that question.
@Shoxic666
@Shoxic666 2 ай бұрын
@@Your_dear_friend9999 It left it vague, but the odds favour Scout getting laid at least once. Also the fact he's rich from mercenary work.
@Your_dear_friend9999
@Your_dear_friend9999 2 ай бұрын
@Shoxic666 He probably send most of his money to theirs big family. But ok, he's charm very possible to get him a girlfriend someday, just need more patience and perseverance for it
@carebear7460
@carebear7460 27 күн бұрын
Sniper is canonically in his late twenties early thirties between the game and the comics
@migitri
@migitri 2 ай бұрын
Medic is my favorite but I've always thought it's funny that he allegedly got cucked. Also #heavythechad
@agoosewithaphone7102
@agoosewithaphone7102 2 ай бұрын
sniper isn't going to be a virgin when i find him
@OldLiquor1488
@OldLiquor1488 2 ай бұрын
Until he finds you sooner
@Rie-beck-ite
@Rie-beck-ite 2 ай бұрын
real
@ThunderXSurge
@ThunderXSurge 2 ай бұрын
I'VE SAID VIRGIN SNIPER CHAD HEAVY FOR SO MANY YEARS
@minibot2.o136
@minibot2.o136 2 ай бұрын
Pyro sadly hadnt gotten any “mmph!” In his phlogster
@Totally_not_alpharius
@Totally_not_alpharius 2 ай бұрын
4:01 but what about his kangaroo wife?
@rainwobrain
@rainwobrain 2 ай бұрын
I was shaggin his fat furry kangaroo wife
@ligoboi3429
@ligoboi3429 Ай бұрын
Scout and soldier are now canonically fathers
@wingedbluj1674
@wingedbluj1674 2 ай бұрын
I'm fairly certain Olivia Mann is adopted.
@MajorMrNuts
@MajorMrNuts 2 ай бұрын
Idk dude she has gray's mannerisms down to a tee
@Jay_A_Comenter
@Jay_A_Comenter 2 ай бұрын
I’m not even gonna ask how people think of this
@ddarianne6086
@ddarianne6086 2 ай бұрын
Not enough research done! I AM GREATLY DISSAPOINTED! In the WAR! update promotional comic you can see both BLU Soldier and RED demoman with girls in one of their many adventures toguether, so yeah dude shags A LOT, AND HOW CAN HE NOT HE IS LITERALLY THE MOST HANDSOME MERCENARY, THAT CHIN, DUDE IS FIT (not talking post being fired from RED) PLAYS THE PIANO AND IS A VERY EXOTIC BLACK SCOTTISH CICLOPS! FOR SHAME Also I can't believe you didn't mention THAT IN THE TF2 UPDATE BLOGS LITERALLY WAS WRITTEN OUT "Heavy and Medics love can't be stop!" HEAVY IS MEDICS WIFE DUUUUUUUH. wait... hahah I'm joinking but I can't believe the VA's got away with so much. Though their bromance has a lot more merit these days thanks to them HAHAHAHAHAH. And if you want to take the search for the sandvich cannon to the mercs... pyros does go along with the mistery woman...
@CuddlyTheMadElite
@CuddlyTheMadElite 2 ай бұрын
“Believe it or not, Scout’s Scattergun has seen more use than you think it would” THANK GOD YOU DIDN’T USE THE BABYFACE’S BLASTER FOR THAT SENTENCE
@maxtube1952
@maxtube1952 2 ай бұрын
You missed a golden opportunity for a "baby face's blaster" joke with the Scout cosmetic "The Track Terrorizer."
@MrBingDing690
@MrBingDing690 16 күн бұрын
7:04 To be more accurate the full comic showed that the plane had honey inside and pyro was blocking the door, and was not hinting that pyro was a women
@Lonqudor
@Lonqudor 16 күн бұрын
It was actually doing both. That was the point of the scene
@BreadLoafSFM
@BreadLoafSFM 2 ай бұрын
5:30 You forgot about his kangaroo wife, he Fortifies the Coumpound (kill me) every weekend with her.
@SandiestSaunders
@SandiestSaunders 2 ай бұрын
D A N G
@xexecuterxx
@xexecuterxx 2 ай бұрын
pyro has def done shit at a latex club 100%, also was a ceo, he/she has absolutely taken someone to pyroland
@SketchG
@SketchG 2 ай бұрын
0:16 YO CONGRATS MAN
@bean370
@bean370 Ай бұрын
While this aged badly
@ArronAnims
@ArronAnims 2 ай бұрын
Justice for my boy Marasmus
@crushyou50
@crushyou50 2 ай бұрын
7:13 that pyro joke was insane 💀
@linkfan160
@linkfan160 2 ай бұрын
There is no way Medic has a wife. Everyone knows Medic and Heavy have been a couple for 17 years.
@pustota7254
@pustota7254 2 ай бұрын
Heavy IS Medic's wife.
@toast-k1o
@toast-k1o 2 ай бұрын
heavy and medic definitely had some tension there. heavys like the only one that can handle medic, and lets him experiment on him. plus, they were close in the comments, plus that one achievement easter egg. ..and the baboon baby.
@Bradorks
@Bradorks 2 ай бұрын
#HeavyTheChad Dude you forgot the legendary moment on Well when Heavy and Medic danced the forbidden dance.
@Spams-the-lasers
@Spams-the-lasers 2 ай бұрын
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR!
@TheGingerStealer
@TheGingerStealer Ай бұрын
"I'll send my condolence to your kangaroo wife" Sniper could possibly be a furry
@AvaMarie02
@AvaMarie02 2 ай бұрын
THIS is the analysis the community needs
@Big-Eich-für-Parlament
@Big-Eich-für-Parlament 26 күн бұрын
Crazy how Scout is now a father
@thespringlock1794
@thespringlock1794 2 ай бұрын
Hey I mean, we never saw the outcome of that fried chicken scenario. Chances are Scout did something similar to what he did with Zhanna (remembered his hopeless crush on Miss Pauling, and eventually annoyed her away from sippin his lil bonk). Also Jay’s tweet being deleted was more a byproduct of his entire account being deleted, so it’s a bit stronger evidence than ya make it out to be. But then again, he also said that they wouldn’t try to put a spotlight over the fact, so i think it was just for confirmation that Scout and Pauling wouldn’t get together.
@woodywas4549
@woodywas4549 2 ай бұрын
Would like to mention, Sniper is actually about in the same age range as scout, judging by the comics (I can't remember the exact line but i think it was related to how long ago nee zeland sunk?)(I just remember him being 26-ish)
@timestorm5687
@timestorm5687 2 ай бұрын
Well, medic does implant impregnated baboon uteruses quite often into people. So that could technically count. (He is literally making other people pregnant) #HeavyTheChad
@Jay-d8l1g
@Jay-d8l1g 3 күн бұрын
Note: it's been the long enough where the seventh comic came out and scout a lot of fiance's
@boros4925
@boros4925 2 ай бұрын
We need that heavy update RIGHT FUCKING NOW GOD DAMN IT
@revol_000
@revol_000 2 ай бұрын
Sniper is literally in his late 20s - early 30s. He's the second youngest merc
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