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[@OneTopic2]

DinOT looks amazing!! i CANNOT WAIT to get some!!

[@OneTopic]

here are the links!! they come out of the 18th!! www.makeship.com/shop/onetopicatatime-keychains 💜💜💜

[@Elitemoone]

Lmao 2nd reply :)

[@Feezee223]

I want to see if I can banish my anxiety long enough to ask my mom if I can buy one there super snazzy

[@NumberOneRatedSaIesman1997]

5th reply (:

[@masteroftheinternetverse1296]

@@justajellyfeesh1635 The others? I think my plan was lost in the mail.

[@TheClick]

oh no satanic stuff

[@OneTopic]

oh no. 😳

[@lukescastle]

_the horror_ 😶

[@pizzafrog.2468]

@@OneTopic oh no oh no oh no.

[@Madame_Enyo]

Why did you take OT's hand, Click

[@herelizabethan]

oh no

[@Fruityflootloops]

With The Click and Jamie getting to 1 million lately, I think we should try to get OT there next. Especially with how much he raises for Trevor project and the amazing safe space he creates.

[@aoifemuller3751]

Agreed agreed agreed! He deserves it!

[@ceceelizabeth527]

Here here!

[@astridposey]

Hell yeah! (Not the place for purgatory maybe)

[@mukaz351]

Agreed

[@Dellconhagerisanerd]

TIME TO MAKE THE WHOLESOME ALLY RISE UP TO THE RANKS OF

[@denasaurus]

I’ve discovered OT’s secret identity He’s a baby dragon who is a witch’s companion. That witch is Human1

[@SpeedyCheetahCub]

Accurate.

[@TheNekokuma]

Headcannon accepted! XD

[@FeralWetCat]

Yes

[@sinclari1]

Please someone fan art this. I would love it.

[@melissawatson5821]

I wanna 'like' this comment, but the likes are at 666 and...! And I can't!

[@enderborn6860]

"correctile dysfunction" who ever came up with that one you deserve the highest comedy prize

[@silly-goofy-little-goose]

My dumbest thought it said 'highest comedy pizza' 💀

[@michaelmoore2311]

​@@silly-goofy-little-goose I don't think that it's your dumbest thought

[@thepridefulprincess]

hey I know you won't read this, but I just wanted to say thank you. being lesbian has been such an isolating experience for a long time, I've always felt like something was wrong with me for not liking men. your videos have made me feel so much more secure in my sexuality, and not so alone. when I first began questioning myself, it was because of these videos. I'm so happy I found you, and so grateful for everything , even if I'm insignificant to you, you've played a big role in my life so far. thank you Onetopic :)

[@mossymosscreature]

OT, I want to let you know that although it's traditionally recognised as a "women's religion", witchcraft is open to everyone. It's more about forming a community of like-minded people who all practice in different ways, and you would fit in perfectly. You don't need to know anything, practice anything, or have some sort of secret heritage in it. Everyone should strive to be as accepting as the people I've found in this community.

[@LucianCorrvinus]

Yes all true....except there are some things we do all unspokenly espouse.... Not to be crappy about it....but one of those things is we do not recruit like the followers of the OneGod...feel free to talk to the interested, and do what thou wilt so long as it's in perfect Love and perfect Trust...please just consider if we do become like the followers of the OneGod...

[@polasamierwahsh421]

How may one join?

[@mossymosscreature]

@@polasamierwahsh421 Through research. Personally I love discords but there's subreddits as well. You can find something in your area or just engage online if you want to. I'm sure there's facebook groups too if you're into that.

[@polasamierwahsh421]

@@mossymosscreature hold up I didn't know that's a thing!! Where can I find them on discord?

[@nicomoist5336]

@@polasamierwahsh421 look up witchcraft servers. some of them have application systems to get rid of trolls so mind that.

[@randomshiro214]

At this point OT is the token straight ally in every friend group. And by that i mean we all Just collectively claimed him as friend. Its like a cat that chose you to sleep on. You didnt plan it but you where Chosen so now its the law. We are all friends now. Drink water

[@gachanoob1012]

Nah, I’d rather be a being of Omni and dehydration

[@irishuisman1450]

we're the cats

[@scrapsthebunny6946]

I've got some fancy powder you add to water to get tasty 'Water² (™️)', is that allowed?

[@FeralWetCat]

I mean, I like more friends :D

[@EveryDayALittleDeath]

My girlfriend (who is 10000% cottagecore) was talking to her friend about aesthetics and her friend said, "I'm not a cottagecore lesbian, I'm a haunted house bisexual" and I was like "My aesthetic is closer to haunted house but not quite that spooky, I'm like an urban fantasy apartment" We've since dubbed my aethetic "occult thrift shop"

[@simpli_A]

“Occult thrift shop” Where can i find one?

[@joannamysluk8623]

@@simpli_A I know one! The Mystery Shack in Gravity Falls, Oregon!

[@simpli_A]

@@joannamysluk8623 oh, yeahhh! That’s a nice place this time of year… always loved to go to lazy susan’s on saturdays…

[@WooffzTheCoon]

@@simpli_A Pacifica’s quite nice, since her family lost their mansion

[@ConstantChaos1]

I'm more abandoned dennies/waffle house parking lot with a portal to hell and the faewild in the handicapped spots

[@mecen8]

13:35 Demon: “ *YOU* *BUFFOON* *YOU’VE* *COMPLETELY* *BUTCHERED* *IT.“ (Lies down in the snow) “ HERE* , *I’LL* *SHOW* *YOU* *HOW* *IT’S* *REALLY* *DONE* .“

[@kallistikaleid]

20:31 The dire level of love in this post brought me to tears.

[@weresofansie1457]

I showed my partner the "how lesbians make a baby" meme. She told me "Apparently we just steal the children of our normal sisters" Referring to the fact that I asked her if we could -kidnap- adopt my niece without my sister knowing.

[@denagabbitas5127]

Omg

[@zinovyrozhestvensky3636]

You borrow the Y chromosome of your brother, make an sperm cell from your partner, mix up the chromosomes, and figure out the rest

[@RedMystyrio]

Surprise adoption!

[@fruity4820]

Reminds me of that thread by a person that found out his uncle is trans and nobody in the family seemed to have an explanation to how the 3 children of the trans uncle and his wife came to be

[@roxassora2706]

Huh? I dawn a blonde wig, a purple and pink dress, reddish lipstick. I then sing "Come Little Children" whilst riding on my jimsonweed broom.

[@andybunnycomics9741]

"I want to be a fairy Princess, and a blood sucking entity that eats men." That's exactly why Sirens exist

[@hydrosan13]

I was going to comment that's the they are not mutually exclusive...😅

[@shadowldrago]

Or Maleficent. She's not directly a bloodsucker, but I'd argue cursing a baby and turning into a dragon is a minor step up.

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

Siren gang lol

[@cheshirenevande4701]

any of the old fae...

[@Mokiefraggle]

Leanan sidhe is kinda both, in some depictions. She's not _always_ portrayed as a blood-sucking entity, but she's at least kinda vampiric, so why not be a fairie who's also a life-sucking fiend?

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Moral of the Story: We’re all telling people about ‘Correctile Dysfunction’.

[@khills]

😂😂😂 absolutely guilty as charged

[@searchingfororion]

Yup. I even showed my mother expressing genuine surprise she wasn't the one who coined the term. 🤣

[@MsKathleenb]

Just texted it to my mom.

[@searchingfororion]

@@MsKathleenb 🤣 oh I hope this becomes a trend, even better I hope that someone comments back "Sent it to my mom and she said it *was* her!"

[@CiriLilia]

THANK YOU for the spider warning, saved me from an anxiety attack. Wish more people were as considerate and wholesome

[@karelfinn2343]

To be fair, "All ugly witches are bad" does NOT equate to "All bad witches are ugly".

[@emilysmith2965]

Glinda says “ONLY bad witches are ugly.” That’s an xor conditional statement, baby

[@gabrielandradeferraz386]

That does not mean all bad witches are ugly

[@galxieranger8277]

Fun fact about the self-driving cars - AI does not mean Artificial Intelligence, it's actually the sound you make when you find out they're possessed by demons.

[@Lucero709]

🤣🤣🤣

[@emilyrln]

For me it's IE, but I respect the diversity of reactions

[@SarahAbramova]

I just call it holy shit

[@Mokiefraggle]

I always thought it was part of some weird, reverse-spoken version of the prayer to C'thulu, perhaps a means of trying to keep him asleep. You know, instead of "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!", you speak it backwards to prevent his awakening?

[@modelmajorpita]

To be fair, The Exorcist is literally a horror movie where they took weird obscure Catholic beliefs seriously

[@LucianCorrvinus]

Exorcism is common to all Religions , in fact it predates organized religions going back to the days of Shamanism in the dawn of Humanity....and to better always bet on the Catholic exorcism if you have a malignant issue.....

[@modelmajorpita]

@@LucianCorrvinus Exorcism is not common to all religions, what an absurd statement. And the version in the movie is clearly based on the Catholic version which has nothing to do with shamanism. Always bet on actual medicine and science to feel better not bullshit.

[@microwave8931]

Let people be religious

[@LucianCorrvinus]

@@modelmajorpita did I say I espoused superstition over rationality? And no you are wrong. Every religion has a rite for excorsism or a sub set of cleric holy person priest ECT who is charged with such. As for Shamanism...Shamans were members of a tribe who were the bridge between the Realms. So if there was a negative issue with the Spirits whom do you think took care of it. Exorcism also means more than a human,it can be a rite performed for person place or thing. Exorcism at it's base means to cast out, to remove...this is all Spirits, including the Dead. You labor under the misconception exorcism is always a case of negative even malignant possession . It is a term applied to the act not the classification.

[@modelmajorpita]

@@LucianCorrvinus No, every religion does not have exorcists. Plenty of religions don't even have spirits, and almost no religions have capital-r "Realms" that need someone to be a bridge between. What the fuck are you talking about? Even if you weren't blatantly wrong that wouldn't change the fact that The Exorcist is explicitly based on Catholic beliefs and traditions and has nothing to do with shamans. Begging you to stop getting all your information on religions from neopagan drug addicts posting on reddit, or wherever you got all this horseshit from.

[@ravendiangelo2458]

I just wanted to say how much I appreciate you giving a warning with the spiders, most people don't do that, and arachnophobia is a pretty common phobia

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

Honestly, that description of Christianity makes it sound cool as heck. We should start explaining Christianity like that.

[@bubbledoubletrouble]

“Then why did you ask if I was a bad witch?” “Only bad witches are ugly” can be parsed as IF you are ugly AND IF you are a witch, then you must be a bad witch. If you are pretty you could be either a good witch OR bad witch. If she had instead stated “Only ugly ones are bad witches”, then yeah… EDIT: And yeah, the whole “ugly = evil” is a entirely separate issue…

[@coruscaregames]

Sounds like "given witch, ugly implies bad" to me, and based on the truth table of that your interpretation checks out

[@LucianCorrvinus]

And my mother always told me never trust a pretty face....my worldly one, not the Spiritual one...

[@SaintShion]

It's, witches can be good or bad but only evil ones are ugly. but that's the book not the movie.

[@RynRobitske]

Well, given how those society considers "ugly" are treated, it's not a surprise they "turn bad" and vow to tear down the status quo.

[@christopherfleetwood5252]

I assume that it's like the Force; the more you use The Dark Side, the more you look like a cross between Twoface (from DC Comics) and Deadpool (Marvel).

[@projecthopesandwich8365]

Can we just appreciate how sweet it is that OT made sure our arachnophobic friends felt safe and warned them about the spider?? That's awesome

[@Midiveill]

7 months late to this video but im arachnophonic and i love that he cared enough to to that for people like me

[@Midiveill]

*arachnophobic

[@Lunar_Benevolence]

Yes thank you, as someone who is scared spiders it was appreciated 👍

[@frankm.2850]

OT is so wholesome I'd be surprised if he didn't do that.

[@jaxisdead4516]

I'm not even aracnaphobic, I actually love spiders, but the warning that there was going to be a spider made me really happy. I wish more people thought about there veiwers like that

[@jaxs616]

Your name makes me sad xD

[@jaxisdead4516]

@@jaxs616 Oh no :( I am also Jax

[@jaxs616]

@@jaxisdead4516 *waves* hi another Jax!!

[@Ectava]

Right? I watch a guy turn normal coloring book pictures into horror artwork and he also gives warnings for different phobias. It always makes me really happy even though I don't have those phobias because the consideration shown is so amazing.

[@kailovesdaemobois1571]

@@Ectava I think I know exactly what KZbinr you mean but I haven't watched him in a while

[@mys_mistree]

"If you are arachnaphobic, look away from the screen, I'll tell you when it's safe to look back." THANK YOU SO MUCH. LITERALLY MY BIGGEST FRIGHT IN THE WORLD AND SO OFTEN THAT IS NOT AKNOWLEDGED. Granted I get not everyone has it but i'm subscribing and staying for cozy vibes, ally moods, and fair warnings ♥

[@Ranboo-The-Beloved]

15:58 we call the darkness in our house (when the lights are off) the void, we also say that the void is claiming us when our internet dips. One time when our partner system was sad we told them that we returned from the void and they asked us to them with us. That being said, the void can be a place or thing, but it can also be a home, a place of comfort, and/or a place of refuge. The void is an old friend who checks up on you and accomodates to your needs. I'm willing to be a home to those who need a support, loving, welcoming one. The void extends its disembodied arms and gives you a gentle hug

[@aperry3869]

As a young artist, that one about the baby sitter inspiring the artist really hit me. For me, it was my mom early on who would just shower my little crayon and pencil drawings with love and attention. I do hope to pursue art as a passion and I thank (and blame) her for that dedication ive put into it. So amazing I almost started crying 💛

[@niamhs6042]

Yeah that almost made me cry too, it shows how supporting people's passions can really make a difference in their lives And it's also nice to see how people remember other people who were kind to them

[@lyssao.8308]

honestly it didn't do much for me since everyone else was brutally honest in my class-

[@justanautisticnerd8969]

I didnt draw much when i was a young kid but even then, i can appreciate people that encourages young artists. I think its very sweet and that more young artist need that kind of attention. Dont forget, no matter how far in art you are, it is beautiful. Because every piece of art is perfect.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

@@justanautisticnerd8969 you've clearly never listened to "Barbie Girl"

[@justanautisticnerd8969]

@@RabblesTheBinx no i did, why is that related ?

[@skyebi]

I honestly cannot express enough how grateful I am that OT puts a warning for people who are arachnophobic, like the amount of times I've been watching KZbin and a spider just casually shows up on screen and I have to sit and cry for a while to get it out of my system is unreal, it sounds stupid that I'm making a big deal out of it but it really means a lot lol This is one of the many reasons why OT is one of my favourite KZbinrs✨

[@michaeltoastman]

I am not arachniphobic but I am mottephobic (moths) so I appriciated when he did that too because I know how it feels

[@elizathemermaid]

I am very arachnophobic too and so I really appreciate the warning

[@emilyrln]

Same!

[@Kadel___]

Saaame. I can handle snakes, ghost, clowns, and a variety of creepy things, but spiders are a huge no for me.

[@SaintShion]

Well that's why it's a phobia! My phobias are all "dont touch me and don't perceive me thanks"

[@trigger2648]

In case no one has mentioned it, or there is someone whom does not know. The dumbo octopus is a genus of umbrella octopus. There is a specific species of umbrella octopus called the Flapjack Octopus (Opisthoteuthis californiana) whom scientists found so cute/adorable, they wanted the species name changed from californiana, to adorabilis, which is now one of the known names for it, just not the scientific name.

[@TwiggyHetfield27]

Wait... there's a species of adorable octopus called Flapjack? .... Welp, the Misadventures of Flapjack make more sense to me now.

[@MilluMArt]

I feel such a deep appreciation for you Topic. You make me feel valued by trigger warning against the scary spiders and that means a lot to me. THANK YOU

[@Swiftsdragons]

I NEED a book about the relationship of a wolf and a raven and their adventures together. I have no explanation, I just need this.

[@1-Goose-On-The-Loose]

It kills me (in a good way) how “demon summoning noises” is just a recurring thing on the channel now.

[@lav3nderbees]

I know that they were making a joke about gender, but I really like the idea of witches being someone with a home, village and community, who people know and come to for help, where a wizard is someone who travels the globe, helping those in need but never staying in one place for too long, and that both of them are always there when needed

[@book-obsessedweirdo8677]

I like Terry Pratchett's take best, but this is a good one.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

I’m putting this in my Dnd campaign

[@ceebbees12345]

I actually think the same about witches, but considered wizards the type to live in a faraway tower lol. So while witches live with and help their community, wizards spend all their time studying and waiting for travelers and adventurers to go on a journey to meet *them.*

[@squiddwizzard8850]

I'm a dude but i found the witches way more interesting and useful characters. The wizards are just boring in comparison.

[@wizardsuth]

@@ceebbees12345Ooh, a tower! What I wouldn't give for a decent tower! Do you have any idea how expensive those are for wizards who can't conjure them?

[@StarlightStream]

The moment when you take time to protect the ones with arachnophobia is just so lovely.

[@seawolfmoon]

Sephiroth's theme is what I'd fight the Supreme Court to in a white castle parking lot.

[@cosplaymemories1487]

The little art girl story made me teary eyed cuz it was so beautiful and inspiration done right. It's those simple, genuine things like that, that make all the difference. ❤️

[@squiddiot5477]

Okay, so, the relationship between wolves and ravens is really interesting. While it’s true that they do have a symbiotic relationship, with ravens leading wolves to carcasses and ravens getting a share, it’s also true that a flock of ravens can out-eat a wolf. One theory suggests that wolves began pack hunting so that they lose less prey to the ravens. Furthermore, ravens are super intelligent birds and can occasionally pull the good ol’ trick of pulling on an animal’s tail and stealing its food while its distracted

[@squiddwizzard8850]

Also, wolves do not tolerate coyotes. They kill them on site. If s raven sees a coyote, they tell the wolves. They're not just wolves 'friends' and soft of parasites they're also aerial reconnaissance.

[@bannabanana2196]

I just bought a book called "improbable magic for cynical witches". I'm not that far in so I dont know much about plot but, its a love story between two girls and their WITCHES. its legit this subreddit in book format and I love it!

[@cozycows]

Oh hey I’m reading that one right now too! I also recommend “these witches don’t burn”

[@internalfugue16]

ty

[@LavenderMoon8467]

8:14 Daily reminder that you don’t have to choose between a light or a dark aesthetic. If persephone could be both goddess of spring AND The underworld, then so can you.

[@emilysmith2965]

Honestly so inspiring

[@yunamchill9169]

Did you know that when she's goddess of the spring, her name is Kore and in the underworld she's Persephone

[@ConstantChaos1]

I'm a fae fiend, sure I'm a whimsical nature spirit hur I can and will eat your soul if I feel like it

[@ConstantChaos1]

​@@yunamchill9169 yes

[@panicatthedm873]

imagine having a demon that just kind of shares your body in exchange for power or knowledge. you gain arcane arts and the demon just kind of gets to be a roommate. imagine going to get a burger and at the drive through it's just like "no! no pickles!"

[@fuzzyfrogs7362]

8:50 this reminds me of the comics that I so dearly love where ‘the monster under the bed’ doesn’t terrorize the girl in the bed because she ‘has her own monsters to deal with’ and instead puts the blanket over her

[@shwroom6075]

This man is the living embodiment of wholesome. His laugh has the same exact energy of a little happy dog that just got tummy scratches, kicking It's leg and It's tail uncontrollably wagging

[@latersugarpumpkin]

His laugh makes me think of fox laughter ^_^

[@lilliansweet7555]

OT I have to say thank you for that arachnophobia warning at 21:10. I can't count the number of times I've thrown my phone into the wall because people just forget we exist. It was very nice that you thought of us.

[@DeltaCat394]

Agreed. Thanks OT!

[@resourceress7]

Laughing "hysterically" at mansplaining/correctile dysfunction OT, I there's another layer of meaning here... Hysteria originates for the Greek & Latin words for womb. Ancient mansplainers pathologized womens' emotions, blaming the literal womb.

[@jkkat1037]

Very random and small note but I am super thankful that OT always does the warning before showing insects and such bc I always get the creeps when I see them and now I can enjoy his videos even more. Big THANK YOU

[@AbstractStew]

The answer to the Supreme Court/Whitecastle parking lot question is Kung Fu Fighting, obviously.

[@Cruznick06]

Just want to say, thank you for being so considerate of people with arachnophobia. I dont have it personally, but it makes me happy to see a small accommodation made to include more people and prevent unnecessary anxiety. ❤

[@SapphicSaphira]

8:51 perfect way to actually keep a young person calm like saying that the shadows are friendly monsters that make sure you don’t have any nightmares as they scare the bad thoughts away

[@devonhart6677]

I concur: when I was a kid I loved the move ET so I pretended ET was under my bed to protect me from bad things lols

[@miragetheshadow]

I still say hello to the beings in the corner of my eyes lol

[@bacwithkendal2064]

That one abt the girl getting into the art schools was way too wholesome

[@theorigamisnake]

0:20 “no bc if the sun hits it weird it’ll burn down your house!” well that sound like spirits to me

[@angeline6477]

I've said this a while back on a different video but I really appreciate how OT does a spider warning for those of us with arachnophobia. It's something small but he's one of the only creators I watch who does this

[@lakamokolaka]

2019: DON'T GET ABDUCTED BY THE FAE! THE WORLD IS AMAZING AND YOU WONT SEE IT AGAIN! 2022: Ok maybe just a little kidnapping

[@Squish_Squash]

"I remember when people were joking about putting my plushie in a jar" *dear fucking god*

[@TheGamingComputerBomb]

There's more

[@justsomeguy5628]

His innocence is wonderful, but so very fragile.

[@animeartist888]

Very much appreciate the spider warning! I'm not the type to scream and freak out or anything, but they do give me the heebie jeebies something awful. Knowing OT will warn me so I don't get the shivers in the middle of a video I don't expect to have any spiders makes me feel even safer here than I already did. Thanks, OT

[@woodykrska9947]

Can we talk about how wholesome the one about the girl who did the art. I’m not crying, your crying.

[@frankiethetrashcan1004]

As someone who is terrified of spiders- I really appreciate that you always warn people to look away until the spider is off the screen.

[@eldritchabomination9726]

Reminder that all of y'all are valid and deserve to be happy. Stay safe, eat food, destroy gender norms (or don't if you like fittin them, or do if you don't like the pressure but still enjoy them), drink water, practice witchcraft (if you'd like to), and get sleep.

[@TheLordOfAllCats]

I wanna live in a small house on the side of a trail, waiting for people to walk by so I can invite them in and share stories with them. I would give men peppermint tea to drink, women would get anything they wanted, and everyone else can have everything but chamomile tea. I would give the men small scones to eat, women would get anything they wanted, and everyone else would get some small pieces of garlic bread. I would own 5 cats that would be there to comfort my visitors. They would be given a clear marble to remember me by. I would put them to sleep with very strong drugs in their drinks and leave them on the path a long while away from where they first saw me and I would pack all my stuff, tear down the house, and move to a new trail. :)

[@TheLordOfAllCats]

Btw this has little to do with your comment but I just wanted to share my dream.

[@eldritchabomination9726]

@@TheLordOfAllCats that sounds so nice honestly

[@KaleidoRose]

@@TheLordOfAllCats But that could be dangerous for them, if a wild animal comes after them, or someone just robs (or worse) them

[@LucianCorrvinus]

@@eldritchabomination9726 yeah...right up to having to lug around the house and accoutrement by yourself...

[@cjlite0210]

14:12 Now I want to make a D&D character who has 2 familiars, a direwolf and a raven, and they would be the bestest of friends

[@josepholson324]

Consider, the wolf is the raven's familiar

[@Coolguy2F47]

21:21 I KNEW ABOUT THIS! I have told SO MANY PEOPLE that giant tarantulas do this, making them one of my favorite animals

[@xathinabloodstorm]

im only mildly arachnophobic, and i appreciate that warning so much. my arachnophobia is mild enough that typically a heads-up will suffice for pictures, so i still get to admire the froggie pet thanks to u! and the little "ok its over" at the end was so sweet. never stop, OT, never ever stop

[@beauregarden]

When we were kids me and my friend got a crystal ball out during a sleepover. When smoke started rising from it, we thought we'd done some actual magic and got super creeped out! Then we lifted it up and saw the massive burn hole in her bedsheets 🤦 Her mum was mad, lesson learned lol

[@itsgonnabeanaurfromme]

Oh really? You were at a sleepover in bedsheets in the middle of the day with windows open enough that enough sunlight could get in ? Really?

[@beauregarden]

@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme yes, because as we all know you mustn't arrive at a sleepover until the sun has set, and you must leave before the sun rises! I never said it happened at night, mate. I was at a sleepover, but this happened at like 5pm on a sunny day and we were both sitting on her bed, crystal ball between us with the curtains open 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@ElmKyh]

This, folks, is how the Magic Mixies Crystal Ball came to be.

[@uhohspaghettios3801]

15:20 Cats actually bite as a form of affection, it's called "love biting", it's not intended to hurt you and is a way for them to show affection/appreciation, just like kneading!

[@BrielleMyers-v8c]

Yeah, well I got a "love bite" from a cat last Tuesday and it was hard enough to break skin and since it was my dominant hand that was bit, it was not appreciated.

[@queensilian7644]

On Halloween I was asked by a kid I was taking care of if I was a good or bad witch. I said "Depends on how you behave." She said okay and went back to playing. What a champ

[@opalescent4694]

Thank you for letting me know about the spider. I am phobic enough to be afraid of re-entering a room for up to a day if I've seen one...

[@TheLizardKing140]

7:25 watch out for zues as well Because you might end up giving birth then get killed by hera just because zues decided to do stuff, with only his consent

[@hazelruzic7287]

Something I just realized is that my babysitter when I was 5 was probably a witch. She had multiple bottles with different colored liquids. When I asked her what they were, she said they were potions. She actually gave me one of them, but now it's dried up.

[@femthingevelyn]

honestly that's a testament to your self control, if someone gave me a bottle and said it was a potion I would down it at my earliest convenience

[@hazelruzic7287]

@@femthingevelyn the only thing that kept me from drinking it was the fact the she glued the bottle shut. She told me it was a mermaid potion too!

[@LucianCorrvinus]

If it dried, that means the base was water based...however not knowing what it was for trying to rehydrate it would be purely an excesizve...oh I just saw you knew it was for...look not all potions are meant or be imbibed, and to turn on into a mermaid? That's absurd...

[@hazelruzic7287]

@@LucianCorrvinus I was 5 at the time, I was pretty gullible then. That fact was adding to why I would want to drink it back then. Nice science fact though!

[@LucianCorrvinus]

@@hazelruzic7287 I didn't say you were gullible, and it's ok to believe in absurd things.....I know many, as well as myself who believe in impossible things...but knowing that on some level, the corporeal Reality we default to makes these things the stuff of Dreams and wishes....yet not one of us, not a one, ever was disappointed enough to say fooey, you're just being foolish believing in the possibility of the impossible. And not a one of us was done wrong by having open winds and a belief in the Majik the Cosmos is full of...b cause we see it, so it exists. ...

[@andrewwilliams8951]

I must become a Warlock so that I may join the witches on their funny antics to bring down the patriarchy. And bring my Warlock hubby with me. Edit: I was told that Witch is gender neutral in the comments. Boy Witch hours.

[@ThatOneFur]

Witch is actually gender neutral in pagan and wiccan communities! But if you don’t feel comfortable people call themselves other names

[@emeraldlily673]

Witch is indeed gender neutral :D (Polygender Witch over here) Oh and Warlocks are oath breakers btw..

[@matthewfrye6061]

Then what are Wizard and Sorcerer in these contexts?

[@emeraldlily673]

@@matthewfrye6061 honestly not really sure. I think Wizards are more on the move and..bothersome. Sorcerer..yeah no I dunno if anyone has actually tried that. Most of everything falls under Witchcraft so

[@andrewwilliams8951]

@@matthewfrye6061 The wizard is dead from 1D4 damage and the Sorcerer? Probably for the Witches that don't need no b!tches

[@Human1]

omgomgomg I’m a PLUSHIE!! 🎉

[@OneTopic]

yours looks SO GOOD!! i can’t wait to get ten!!

[@KittyWolves]

ohmygod as someone with really bad arachnophobia the spider warning was so nice to hear!!!! no one really gives warnings, so this was really refreshing & kind

[@caitlinholloway2627]

The story about the babysitter who did the sports announcer voice always makes me cry and i love it so much

[@materla4102]

I LOVE THESE. I always get in mood to do something spooky witchy weird. I bought an old medical box and started puting weird things inside. Dried leaves, strange drawings and I even made up a whole new set of letters to write in. I'll fill it with strange writings for someone in future to find. Something creepy but also something wholesome. For in those writings I will be the witch I wish I was.

[@LucianCorrvinus]

This is the way we are, this is the unate call to the Faith and the Craft... please,.with information so easily accessible these days fill yourself with all that is out there both old and new...it will help you find the ways of Practice that work for you....and as I say your intuition is the tool of every wise Witch,trust it....

[@LucianCorrvinus]

Oh and you are Witch if you claim the name, no approval of others necessary....

[@emilyrln]

Ooh that's super cool! It'd be fun to hide it in a hollow tree or something, like people do with geocaches.

[@hazelthio7622]

theory : if women are so drawn to occult stuff when teenagers, it's because their mothers teach them how to harvest their true witch powers, but have yet to learn how to hides them from men. But at a certain age, they learn how to ressemble a perfect young woman, while still doing their secret daily blood rituals

[@LucianCorrvinus]

You labor under the misconception,a Western one btw, that only women are drawn to the occult, need promting from a parent or elder, or don't realize when they need to be circumspect about it...

[@hazelthio7622]

@@LucianCorrvinus i was joking about the video -_- I did't make any asumption, it was the very subject of the video... although, I agree, witchcraft is cool, everyone is welcome in hell ^^

[@LucianCorrvinus]

@@hazelthio7622 I was not lecturing you...I was merely pointing out that you believe the things about is that aren't necessarily true, and that in other Cultures the term Witch is one that usually includes both sexes...it depends on the kind of Witch that is meant. Also that when you're a teen and deep diving the internet,not in my case lurking in libraries and bookstores, you know that you are going to have to be quiet about it around parents who wouldn't understand, or worse yet, give you the Christian scaremongering. But I understand how my reply could take you aback.. look at it this way...you're idea of what we are and who we could be is much more diverse. Why you won't look at teen girls, or boys, the same way again....

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Just saw a video where people laughed hysterically for jokes that are not funny so happy to see myself being happy with the memes in this video.

[@ilovehomosuck5675]

What

[@krimzonghost1987]

Damn it! That Pink Monochrome one got me. That teared me up a bit. It was just too wholesome.

[@hi_there29]

the first one, yes be extremely careful. my neighbour had a glass orb sitting out uncovered one time and it set her bedroom on fire. thankfully they caught the fire before it could really get any further but yes, be careful

[@Kathylovesart]

5:17 NO GOD PLEASE NO **RAINBOW DASH FLASHBACKS**

[@theseus1274]

The crystal ball one is rather accurate. I knew a lady who set the same table on fire twice while trying to advertise for a show at the farmers market. Same goes to Crystal door nobs

[@TheHiddenDirector]

I need to thank you a million times for the arachnophobia warning. There's a distressing lack of warning for that on KZbin despite the commonality of the phobia. I will go into panic attacks when seeing spiders, so I have to be extremely careful, and if they're so much as mentioned in a video I have to look away from the screen just to be safe until the subject is changed. I wish there was as much respect for common phobias as there is for trypophobia, which I always see warnings for.

[@AndyTheInconsistent]

I thoroughly relate to not being able to be tied down to one aesthetic I wanna be a kind elf girl I wanna be a punky, badass witch I also wanna be a normal human Then there's when I wanna be an evil, dark elf.

[@ConstantChaos1]

My aesthetic is dumbass who does whatever his little brain tells him to including but not limited to chasing lizards off a cliff and the secrets of the universe

[@ayyymacaroni]

Evil, dark elf girl with a hidden kind side and detachable ears?

[@AndyTheInconsistent]

@@ayyymacaroni yep that sums me up

[@tacticallemon7518]

Be a DJ and mix it up

[@AndyTheInconsistent]

@@all_thegenders_of_jelly I feel that I own very few plain shirts

[@jk-jl2lo]

unrelated to the video but thank you so much for being one of the few content creators i've ever seen give a content warning for spiders/bugs. as someone who has some trauma with bugs (i had an allergic reaction to an anesthetic as a kid and it made me hallucinate bugs all over me and everything else around me), the brief warning really makes a bigger difference than most people could ever realize.

[@Number-jh8vr]

5:25 I really hope OT doesn’t know what that means and he’s thinking of when Lilo put her friends in a pickle jar

[@zerin25]

OT, endless thanks for the arachnophobe warning!! Wish more people would do this :) On this topic, I don't know whether this was only in Australia, but for a while there Libra pads would have 'fun facts' printed on the paper strips, sometimes accompanied by a picture. I still have not forgiven them for including a picture of a spider with a "fun" spider fact. Did NOT need that surprise...

[@Matpit18]

Reddits like these are really good at helping people understand the cultures of certain groups of people. Before this, I only thought of witches as evil women who wanted to do nothing but inflict evil upon everyone and bring back the dead. But now I see them as women who only desire power and comfort in their own unique way. Thank you for reviewing this Reddit, OT. You’ve really opened my eyes.

[@jadereininger7082]

Not just that, some of us are also healers. But personally I don’t care about power, I just want to spread positive energy ♥️.

[@thisrandomperson1843]

People: *talk about how witchcraft was a way that women and AFAB folks felt power that wasn't related to men* Me: *remembers how I would look into white and black magic, made my own ouija board, and wanted tarot cards when I was younger* "Oh, that explains so much!"

THANK YOU for the spider warning! I liked the fun spider fact, and I'm really happy I didn't see the illogically terrifying spider face!

[@lonk6206]

hey OT. i just wanna say thank you so much for existing and doing what you do. your videos have helped me a lot, especially during my darkest moments. ❤

[@SterlingSilver2348]

The ungodly squeal of excitement I let out when Terry Pratchett's work was mentioned is kinda embarrassing.... but I'd do it again! Great video as always OT, thanks for the spider warning and I hope you have a great day!!

[@SaltyTheAlien]

i don't want god to make me pregnant either 😳

[@OneTopic]

bro same bro same 😳

[@gachanoob1012]

I’d rather not. Thanks you god for _not_ giving me a random child

[@faemomofdragons]

Good news. According to the Bible, god asks for consent. So just say no.

[@discordiacreates6669]

Real question: which god? I'd still rather adopt though ^^'

[@PadelbootStudios]

@@faemomofdragons True, that by itself would be god being somewhat based, but one has to remember that it is the same god, who destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, because he didn't like how they were behaving, flooded the earth, because he didn't like what humanity did, punished Adam and Eve for a comparably small transgression, killed someone for touching the ark of covenant, even though said person just tried to catch it from falling over (thus disrespecting gods very strict "don't touch" rule for a noble reason) and ruined Hiob's life and killed his family for a bet with Satan. This are just the things I remember out of my head. So, if Old Testament!God comes to you and asks you... would you really be willing to say no and risk his wrath? Especially since he had a habit of killing and destroying peoples lives, who did nothing wrong like Hiob? New Testament!God could respect it, since he is much more chill than the old testament counterpart. So... not being his type is a much safer bet after all. ^^'

[@GlitchFamily69]

I genuinely appreciated the arachnophobia warning on the spider bit. I got to enjoy a cute fact without getting scared. tbh I would like if more people did that- and I personally would like warnings for clown images n stuff- clowns are a huge trigger for me-

[@DarklyYours]

I loved that. I'm the witch in my friend tribe, so it's especially nice to see people having fun with craft jokes and memes.

[@Cheebzsta]

11:55 The Japanese settled this in the late 90's/early 00's and it's the Pride FC opening theme while Lenne Hardt screams your name while rolling the hell out of every R in your ite. DUN DUN DUNDUNT DUN DUN DUNDUNT "LLLLLLLLAAAAAAADDDIIIIIEESSSS AAAAAAANNNDAH GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTILMENAAAHHHH"

[@RODAROLADA]

Thank you for the arachnophobia warning. I hate it when KZbinrs jumpscare you with a spider just popping up on your screen

[@PokhrajRoy.]

8:13 Hatpins were considered weapons that’s what most women had for self-defence. For context, the hats were big. Killing was really normalised then.

[@nanardeurlambda]

19:09 okay, but I would be very curious as to what that hypothtical horror movie would represent the half god hunting and killing all the teenagers

[@kajetankrakowski1368]

5:25 the "NOOO" screech I just let out was the most fright-filled scream of my life

[@Shigato3s]

11:56 I'd fight the supreme court to Rio Romeo's song "fuck the supreme court"

[@Yuruble]

4:20 - Glinda has no reference for pretty or ugly. She just knows that good = pretty & bad = ugly. She's a little confused but has the spirit.

[@LucianCorrvinus]

She also was a fictional character written by no magic.. who also think we write on broomsticks gather around calderants to curse people and dense naked under a full moon.. well that last one we do do but that's making this is purely optional.. like I was saying what do they know anyway?

[@LucianCorrvinus]

And of course she had a reference to ugly she sees herself and then she sees Elphaba....

[@Yuruble]

@@LucianCorrvinus Let me have my happy moment (:

[@koivunen2489]

Sacha, the Christmas tiger, is even more funny if you read the original Santa Claus myth.

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

Ma'am (gender neutral), I need context lol

[@koivunen2489]

@@Gabi-vt4ex TL;DR: The good kids get presents, bad kids get cooked.

[@TitaniaBird]

0:20 Well, it *is* a big ol' spherical lens.

[@nyekoKimmy]

the arachnophobia warning was so well done - thank you 💜

[@LesbianDionysusFan]

21:09 I really appreciate the spider warning OT! I have strong arachnophobia and most KZbinrs don’t do that so thank you!