An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were stood in the middle of the road........😂
@raypilgrim69056 ай бұрын
Fuckin hell rogermellie spat my drink all over I knew this comment was coming, nice one 😂😂
@stevenmclucas18946 ай бұрын
😂
@isobelmckay30126 ай бұрын
Belter absolutely smashed the comments roger sir outstanding.
@DarrylBezza-tw7zj6 ай бұрын
Mark is welsh
@kes116 ай бұрын
@@DarrylBezza-tw7zjScottish
@ViVids5556 ай бұрын
That whole grindr section was surreally hilarious 😂
@Malabus735 ай бұрын
And the conclusion was that wee Irish boy is actually on it 😂
@lechulechistan83464 ай бұрын
Who mention grinder first???? You. OK whats a lovely chat Hahahahahahah, tommorow neighbours make complain on me to landlord. For noisy laughs in night time.
@muddlepond6 ай бұрын
In the words of Dick Emery, "you are awful, but I like you" You have them going round in circles and I love it.
@J33-g2e6 ай бұрын
I used to love him, I always used to say " Dad, I think I got wrong again" so funny 😂
@scotttchviski67066 ай бұрын
If you're close enough to push away, you're too bloody close.
@stephenfarrell7066 ай бұрын
Come back when your balls have dropped and we have proper chat 😂😂😂😂😊
@7citieskid4106 ай бұрын
And close to being bloody!
@josephrankin94065 ай бұрын
If anyone is so close that you can't see their hands ... they're too close. (Edited for spelling)
@decpitkin21066 ай бұрын
Not very often you have a guy in a stone Island calming the situation down 😂😂
@dazzstorm15 ай бұрын
It's Michael Keane since he's done f All for Everton recently.
@scoosethom84416 ай бұрын
The big guy was doing ok till he said its illegal to publish car licence plates 😂😂😂 which we all know is absolutely 💯 percent wrong
@deltech76036 ай бұрын
He was “”mistaken””, so I’ll forgive him for that, but at least he was polite, and not a tit like his colleague.
@olfan925 ай бұрын
theres CCTV literally all over the UK filming everyone and everything 24/7. and somehow a man with a camera is any danger? id be more scared of the government filming me than a member of the public filming in public.
@Sirjinny6 ай бұрын
😂😂 The big fella laughing at the roasting grinderboy got 😂
@ponyboycurtis93456 ай бұрын
Poor sucker
@slickus6 ай бұрын
Even admitting it too 😂😂😂 Fair play Gary Fitzpatrick 😂 😂😂
@Jimmyc9926 ай бұрын
That made me laugh lol😂
@rhwoodwork1196 ай бұрын
And Patrick Fitzgary 😂😂😂😂@@slickus
@miksyezpatelik6 ай бұрын
@@rhwoodwork119😂😂😂😂
@robertmawby30216 ай бұрын
Can’t take a picture of the registration numbers of our cars!!! How thick can people be??? 😂😂😂😂😂
@markc74404 ай бұрын
How thick? Don't give them a challenge! 😂🤣
@nathanwilson37378 сағат бұрын
And they still don't realise they don't even own the number plates
@stuartbrierley33816 ай бұрын
The big guy laughed at the grinder comment.😂😂
@tedebaer16 ай бұрын
I don't think the tall guy deserved the praise he's getting. He turned a blind eye to every nonsense his colleague was spouting and he didn't have the balls to stop the aggression towards a member of the public. If you see bad behaviour and ignore it, that's a thumb down for me.
@greggwhitehouse16535 ай бұрын
He was laughing most the time😂
@Sylvia-Storm5 ай бұрын
He was the straight guy.
@mrb44086 ай бұрын
For F sake!!! I can’t believe how entitled people are, what’s your name, why are you taking pictures. Just tell me.. etc. Little Paddy was tick as shoyt. Since when did companies believe they have the right to quiz members of the Public.
@grahampawson15025 ай бұрын
Short arse paddy with a spud on his shoulder 😂🤣🤡
@catalyst4chaos4 күн бұрын
He's using a word he doesn't understand.....HAHAHAHA! That bit was ace.
@gj59006 ай бұрын
“I am on grinder!!!!!!” 😂
@MrPantss6 ай бұрын
Stop taking pictures of “my” property, really? Your property?
@pizzagateisreal6 ай бұрын
Best episode of Rab C Nesbit I've ever seen
@pauldevenport283205 ай бұрын
The tall guy has the patience of a saint,he would make a good husband,I’ve never seen anyone with that amount of patience 😂
@ukmeetthetyrants5 ай бұрын
Yes you have ME
@Me23140.6 ай бұрын
He couldn’t help himself laugh at the grinder part 😂
@dannygolightly8656 ай бұрын
i always love the "i do not know why you are here" "i do not know what you are doing" lines. as if they are entitled to know
@teddiemack80716 ай бұрын
Nice to see the Irish and Scottish getting on.
@darrenc58156 ай бұрын
🤣
@MarkieMark.6 ай бұрын
And an English man, there's a joke somewhere 😊
@seangormley49026 ай бұрын
William Ulsterman has a vary high-pitched voice, so he does 😂
@george-ev1dq6 ай бұрын
that boyo was not Irish , that is a wee norn accent, I was say Ballymena.
@Rabsmyth916 ай бұрын
Brilliant as always Mark. My favourite part was the Irish bloke aggressively claiming he's on grindr and demanding to know if you are too🤣
@JGmedia186 ай бұрын
“You will be judged much sooner than that!” So true😂everyone calling him a tool!
@TomSmoth-si1du6 ай бұрын
MARK NEVER FAILS 🏆🤣
@anthonyburbidge6 ай бұрын
Let me know when his next court appearance is I'll book a day off, oh and tell him to bring his video evidence with him 😂
@robl16136 ай бұрын
It's just amazing how much these 2 don't know...or think they know😂😂...and thier so confident not knowing it😂😂.
@waynesilverman30486 ай бұрын
Love how Mark isn't scared of no one and isn't just doing it to make videos. AS the sound of marks voice isnt an act
@pebble19556 ай бұрын
Photography in public even of private property is not illegal, taking photo's of number plates is not illegal, these two have no clue what so ever, shame really, making up laws, these guys are the future of the UK
@pebble19555 ай бұрын
@@NeilLewis77 as it is not illegal then yes I would be happy as I have NOTHING to hide and nothing to really be scared of, now if I were at home that would be different, my home is a residence with an expectation of privacy, note expectation.
@markc74404 ай бұрын
No legal expectation, if someone is stood on the public footpath and looking / photographing through your window it's difficult to get anything done to stop them. About the only possible charge is voyeurism and that requires repeated occurrences.
@colinsaunderson66826 ай бұрын
why do these ppl think they own outside their buildings ..plebs
@thelatchkeykid6 ай бұрын
He justifies getting in your face because you are filming 'his' business. I notice he stopped doing it when you told him he'd get planted. The other guy was top notch, perfect attitude and commanded authority without having to puff his chest out....management training videos should use this guy.....
@ukmeetthetyrants6 ай бұрын
👌👌👌
@brucemcnee48186 ай бұрын
These unscripted interactions are comedy genius.
@ukmeetthetyrants6 ай бұрын
👌👌👌
@FabianWatts6 ай бұрын
The gifts that just keep on giving 😅😂😂
@aaahhhmck44196 ай бұрын
He's a manager then his actions must be company policy. Somebody tell them that they do not own car registration plates. DVLA
@narniebone13322 ай бұрын
Very funny the Grinder part was just class😂😂
@peakyblinder7776 ай бұрын
That "manager" should have left after a few mins 😂 the longer this went on the more his being savaged ...its like he wants it 😅
@Jdsheik3 ай бұрын
This is pure British comedy 😂😂
@Findingcupcake6 ай бұрын
No one does it better than Mark ,
@pizzagateisreal6 ай бұрын
Me and you and many others I suspect watch all the auditors I always see your comments 😊
@moonpawooe71346 ай бұрын
Makes me feel sorry for the rest
@derektrotter42876 ай бұрын
Baby you’re the best 🎵🎵🎵
@videomania6666 ай бұрын
I can't believe the twaddle these two have just stated total nonsense from the outset, but thanks for the entertainment. The best was I don't know the law but I know there is one, priceless.
@healy78826 ай бұрын
Tbf he started off nice enough then turned into an angry leprechaun 😂
@markhendley82586 ай бұрын
Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman in an Auditing situation.... This is brilliant....
@annbest92186 ай бұрын
It never fails to astound me that young folk know nothing these days. Its a dangerous job you have Mark.
@markzuckermyberg59126 ай бұрын
Out of both of them the younger of the two employees stood out right from the start.The other Fuck knuckle that's on Grinder (aha that golden moment Mark you finally found a member of Ginder) after mentioning it many times before funny you got one in the end.He truly was a plonker with a bit of power been a Manager.😂😂😂😂 all round.
@crbcrb20996 ай бұрын
Job ?????
@markc74404 ай бұрын
Do you mean UKMTT? He's retired.
@annjacksonbest4 ай бұрын
@@markc7440 Mark is just fab, he makes me laugh, gets me alarmed close to heart attack at some of the dodgt folks he meets. All good stuff from a wWeegie. ;)
@TallSilentGuy6 ай бұрын
"Visit". He keeps using that word "visit" but all you've done is travel along a public road. You haven't "visited" anything! 🤦♂
@kitshrapnel85486 ай бұрын
The only reason is on Grindr is because he hasn't got a boyfriend. And the reason he is angry is because he still hasn't got a boyfriend😢
@markc74404 ай бұрын
😂🤣
@robl16136 ай бұрын
"Why are you so abusive?"....well😂....when you act like a fool expect to be called a fool.
@Me23140.6 ай бұрын
There was an English Irish and Scott’s man talking about grinder…. You finish the rest
@matt27evo5 ай бұрын
The Scotsman gives the Irishman takes while the Englishman watches
@domparris70016 ай бұрын
To be fair, the tall fellow was an absolute Gentleman. Superb people skills and handled the situation like a true professional. Aassertive throughout but always keeping his calm and polite mental balance in check...........The other guy was a COCK.
@Jimmyc9926 ай бұрын
When the tall guy started laughing when mark mentioned grinder made me laugh lol😂
@terrybunch73136 ай бұрын
Not really. He was a spanner saying that photographing car reg plates is illegal.
@JGmedia186 ай бұрын
@@terrybunch7313yes polite but ignorant of the law.
@-D0uble0-6 ай бұрын
He bloody droned on and on about the same thing over and over again though.
@dannygolightly8656 ай бұрын
he could have just asked/told the other, pushy chap, to go inside....then he would have had the attantion of the photographer, without the obvious distractions
@markosmith80376 ай бұрын
these two seem to have had one booster too many - social distancing has gone to their head
@danielbate136 ай бұрын
This was April 2020 though...
@SamBrooks-f3k6 ай бұрын
The effects from the posion and pure stupidity of the people who fell for the jabs never goes away@danielbate13
@jackyhayes86136 ай бұрын
@@danielbate13since the boosters,they have got worse. Don't forget to vote reform
@david698695 ай бұрын
The laugh off the tall guy when the ginger guy admitted to being on grindr was piss funny. Tall guys cool !
@adrianbrowne78746 ай бұрын
'Ferocious & Hilarious' all the way! This is UKMTT at his unrestrained best!!😊
@Chris-hu2mp5 ай бұрын
He says he's a photographer, so how come he doesn't know photography laws..?
@Kj86oldschool6 ай бұрын
It baffles me how people consider this as acceptable behaviour
@Frankowars6 ай бұрын
Jesus Mark this was brilliant 😂😂😂
@markgillespie88426 ай бұрын
So you had to walk 100metres to get on their land and they never thought sticking a phone in Joe publics face 100 metres from their company was wrong? Bunch of thick goons.
@Knappyrash6 ай бұрын
Ronan keating has let himself down 😂
@Zeus-kj7nn6 ай бұрын
Silly Leprechaun gets owned! Great stuff Mark 😅🎉
@glengrant3884Ай бұрын
POPPING INFLATED EGO BALLOONS!!💥💥 Love your work!!😇💪👊 AUSTRALIA!!🤍💙❤️💥👊
@ukmeetthetyrantsАй бұрын
👌👌👌
@conornolan90056 ай бұрын
Angry little Northern Ireland man
@matt89293 ай бұрын
you know you've won when you've got some nob standing in the street screaming "I AM ON GRINDER!! ARE YOU ON GRINDER?!?!?" 🤣 9:09
@jamesmincher34356 ай бұрын
I am on grinder pmsl lol😂
@stephenparslow79645 ай бұрын
The guy in the Stone Island top is a cool cucumber.
@IExertio6 ай бұрын
Mark you are a legend 😂😂😂😂
@yogixl5 ай бұрын
Absolutely fuckin brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kyivwithgeofftanya55466 ай бұрын
So you got an Ulsterman 😂 if he was back home he would be sitting on the road while every dashcam records it 😂
@FunTimeFranki6 ай бұрын
“If you turn that the other way you get better footage” 😂😂
@billygnasher6 ай бұрын
The Tall Guy was nice to be honest the manager what a plonker is he wanted for something so paranoid unbelievable maybe his past lol ?
@EvenBigger-Brother6 ай бұрын
The wee one needs to be kept an eye on when around kids ,if he is in the habit of invading other folks personal space .
@stebul79965 ай бұрын
Silly little ginger boy,well done again Marky man another belter!😂😂😂
@13204206 ай бұрын
I'm on Grinder! Are you on Grinder? 🤣😂
@johncampbell921616 күн бұрын
It is NOT unlawful to publish people's vehicle registeration plates. Reg plates are public information!
@audreyh90526 ай бұрын
I could nearly smell his breath from here and I’m in Ireland. He was so close to you. Maybe he wanted to kiss you 😂😂😂
@richiestrich80795 ай бұрын
That’s more like it old school UKMTT, never mind the blind routine, this is what we tune in for Mark 👍🏻👏🏻🇦🇺
@welshdragonfunhunter34616 ай бұрын
I tried to teach my daughters the UK law. And they know about pace and the section's. PINAC.
@lynnblackburn2720Ай бұрын
This is the best comedy sketch ever 😂😁
@nojabs9996 ай бұрын
Check out his budgie smugglers 😅
@Sylvia-Storm5 ай бұрын
Yes I noticed. 😂
@lynnblackburn2720Ай бұрын
This is hilarious 😂, you just got him to admit hes on grinder , 🤣 ooops!🤣
@risingstorm42396 ай бұрын
The fella got reeled in proper. Watching him lose his mind was hilarious
@dannygolightly8656 ай бұрын
isn't it strange how when "i asked in a nice manner" doesn't get the response that is wanted, suddenly the "niceness" goes away
@craigskayman84226 ай бұрын
The thick mick just didn't get it, he was the problem.
@MeColinYouWho6 ай бұрын
Tiny Tim really freaked out.
@waynesilverman30486 ай бұрын
Tiny Tim carnt see any resemble
@slickus6 ай бұрын
Gary fitzpatrick from ramsbottom
@UseYourIllusions785 ай бұрын
His best Skinny Blue silkys on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Toss on.....def pulls his GOALIE with mittens on 😂😂 who raised this 😂😂😂who ...who ...😂😂😂
@edwardryan30116 ай бұрын
That big guy was dying to laugh 😂😂😂😂
@jimid92403 ай бұрын
“I am on Grinder!!!!” 😂
@rickyraw54576 ай бұрын
Nobody does it better than you..... Another gem.....👍🤣
@L.F.P6 ай бұрын
Why on earth did he get so angry about being on Grindr , I nearly wet myself .
@moonpawooe71346 ай бұрын
Cause he's been told by everyone on grinder to not get so close
@corpeedo6 ай бұрын
ONE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE BEST MATE! Bravo! what a ride!!
@Traceek1w16 ай бұрын
Absolute gold as always - almost felt sorry 4ginger the penny just never dropped as to what was going on,bless the bouncer for trying😅😅😅😅😅
@craigstack25946 ай бұрын
Fuck me this is hilarious 😂😂😂😂 the grinder bit fucking crying 😂😂😂😂😂 can't breath 😂😂😂
@tonto245527 күн бұрын
People just cant mind their own business. Little man was pushing his luck whilst he had back up.
@johnwatson52356 ай бұрын
Brilliant Mark just brilliant 👏
@pen69sky6 ай бұрын
Reece has previously worked in policing/security by the way he was trying to take control of the conversation. ie, "We're going round in circles here aren't we", "I just need you to understand....", "I'm sure you can appreciate....." etc etc.
@jake42256 ай бұрын
Haha scotsman vs Irishman arguing whilst the Englishman tries too deescalate...
@WhackoMacko6 ай бұрын
Reese did great - very professional - I was impressed, in fact, I'd hire him as a manager
@ukmeetthetyrants6 ай бұрын
👌👌👌
@woody78kw556 ай бұрын
If the Irish dude just walked away it would of ended the video.. if people were more informed then they would know the law and they would also know that arguing with auditors is fueling their content.
@isobelmckay30126 ай бұрын
Even his colleague is dying to laugh.
@robl16136 ай бұрын
Guy doesnt know what an organ grinder is😂😂
@JohnMorten-px6my6 ай бұрын
Knows what a grindr is though. 🤣🤣😭
@JamesTampin-jx3ls2 күн бұрын
They haven’t got a clue.
@JjackVideo5 ай бұрын
I don't understand the praise for the none-mentally ill tall guy. He's standing with his hands in his pocket, watching as his friend chimps out.
@oloz10485 ай бұрын
irish don't do themselves favours sometimes
@dianagraham80936 ай бұрын
Am i a grinder 😂😂😂😂
@jamesrawson66596 ай бұрын
As always Mark you’re the man. 100%
@alexpettiford6 ай бұрын
The moment when the lad laughs when you mention grinder is really funny