ULTIMATE Best of Cold Opens | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[@josemaria8177]

Boyle correctly guessing Holt's marshmallow reaction will forever be one of his most iconic moments.

[@hermiona1147]

'I knew it!'

[@mooferoo]

A marshed mallow.

[@bripa3890]

​@@mooferoo the way he phrased that is so funny. It makes me wonder so many things, what is a mallow, how do you marsh it. What is marshing hahaha

[@mooferoo]

@@bripa3890 Haha yeh. And then the ridiculously over the top reaction that Holt sometimes swings over to unexpectedly. I love Holt so much.

[@leeburnabdi6334]

For sure

[@Chiwalker]

I will never every get over how Captain Holt goes from "Peralta" to "Jacob" to "Son".

[@jackprier7727]

"game of catch"-

[@ragnarokem8887]

I never realized how quiet the room got when he said dad

[@rsdwarrior2790]

​@ragnarokem8887 No because how did everyone hear him say dad. Literally everyone stopped instantly and stared

[@ragnarokem8887]

@rsdwarrior2790 literally though it was unnerving

[@thebakeosaurusrex8361]

@@ragnarokem8887 yeah but how did they all hear him say Dad over all the noise?

[@bbopetersen]

Holt yelling “THE FULL BULLPEN” always gets me 💀😂

[@THERSC216]

I thought he was going to be mad at first

[@marczgheib7840]

The "Boyle sleeping with an elderly" will always be my favorite . The reaction was genuine from all the actors.

[@olliewest153]

I've always wondered because it looked so real and not staged. Like an acc group of friends hanging out and laughing about something rather than actors acting. Idk if it was scripted but either way it's my favourite scene because of how much it reminds me of hanging out with friends and laughing at co-workers type thing

[@ellencritides668]

YES!!! OMG I can't...

[@meghanphillips3495]

@@olliewest153 apparently, once they got a take as written, they let the actors do the scene again with any improvs they wanted to try. A lot of them made it onto the show and I think this was one of them.

[@Peter_Pans_Labyrinth]

​@@olliewest153You can even hear Andy Samberg mutter "Joe" in-between laughing, referring to Boyle's actor. The reactions were so, so genuine.

[@chaospaganwitch]

God this makes that scene so much better thank you for telling us omg ily KANDJDKE

[@rex-racer]

When you love the show so much that you know the cold opens by heart but it doesn’t matter because you’d watch them all over again in a heartbeat… NINE-NINE!

[@macperaltasantiago]

NINE-NINE!

[@kimberlieexime4595]

YEAHHH!

[@CrimsonAuto]

NINE NINE!!

[@justyourfriendlyneighbourh1268]

NINE NINE!

[@jinxx9646]

NINE NINE!

[@primalthunder3968]

Holt calling a marshmallow a “Marshed Mallow” is the most Holt thing ever

[@Bubaiel]

I read that as hot and I was like “oh- 😀”

[@ThisDude234]

​@@Bubaielwell yeah that too

[@S0nnyDoesStuff7]

@@ThisDude234📸🤨

[@stevenpolkinghorn4747]

That is pretty Holt, but I’d say the MOST Holt thing is him spelling his last name to his own husband.

[@jazzbassrocker]

I don't care for it *classical music*

[@CampNou1999]

most underrated running gag in tv show of all time: Holt reintroducing himself to Kevin on the phone or even in person. Climax in the Interrogation Cold Open where you can hear him spell in the backgroung H-O-L...

[@freedomwriter1995]

Rest in peace Andre Braugher. You played an incredible police officer in two tv series and you were an incredible man in real life. You will be deeply missed.

[@m30girl]

I already knew this but I felt heartboken again after reading you

[@pearl2115]

Jake screaming long after Boyle parked the truck is one of my favourite scenes 😂

[@godwinrodriguez1012]

food truck grand prix

[@JuliaCheiricatti]

"that's somebody Grandma!" and then Andy laughing haha never gets old 😂❤

[@carolynhall9241]

JAKE DOING THE FULL BULL PEN IS MY FAVORITE, JAKE'S FACE WHILE SLIDING ACROSS THE FLOOR IS PRICELESS !

[@AznJsn82091]

For me, hearing Terry yelling "YES!" while Jake is doing the full bullpen in slow motion is priceless

[@5tr4nge75]

How have I only JUST noticed that Amy's ex, the "wedding singer" is in the holding cell as well.

[@DanFarrell98]

Sorry all I saw in your comment was "BULL PEN IS"

[@DS3Enjoyer]

IT IS SUCH A MOMENT FOR SURE

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Watch any Lonely Island video; his face is constantly wild

[@OptimusWombat]

The Full Bullpen has to be one of my favourite of all time. The look on Amy's face as it starts out with pride in her eyes and then turns into horror. And then Holt's reaction at the end. Classic.

[@saitarun8157]

And the kiss too

[@kingkeith525]

Jake's reaction to the copy guy getting a special handshake will always be my favorite

[@gordonwalden5961]

Holt's pettiness is unmatched 😂 just when Jake thought he made it through Holt goes,"Goodbye..." 😂😂😂

[@jazzbassrocker]

"No, I will *BREAK* you."

[@Eowynd]

​@@jazzbassrocker And he broke him like gugenheim plays the flute

[@Eowynd]

Holt knew that was the Master movie to finally broke Jake

[@sharit7970]

...THE COPY GUY??!!

[@AliKhan-yu6uf]

The impressions of holt eating a marshmallow and "I want it that way"cold opens will always be everyone's favourite.

[@Judge-1964]

My personal favourite is Holt in Jake and Amy’s bedroom all prepped for the Heist

[@thelonesculler]

Can't beat the Full Bullpen. Although the first time I saw the Mad Max one I was crying with laughter

[@AliKhan-yu6uf]

Jake pranking Hitchcock twice but Hitchcock almost dying in the end both times are two of the most hilarious cold opens.

[@cyndrigaming]

Knowing that the "oldest bags" one is improved is the best. Andy has such an adorable genuine laugh 😂

[@ma133ha_99]

I love how each episode of b99 starts with a cold opening, it’s one part of the series that makes it unique and hilarious 🤝🤝

[@beansman4543]

not to be that guy but hilarious? absolutely. unique? not rly, a lot of the biggest sitcoms have cold opens and even dramas have them sometimes

[@justyourfriendlyneighbourh1268]

@@beansman4543 yes but they rarely have one every single episode

[@beansman4543]

@@justyourfriendlyneighbourh1268 thats fair my bad

[@Idiot_TaylorsVersion]

@@justyourfriendlyneighbourh1268 the office did it every episode, but idk about other sitcoms

[@justyourfriendlyneighbourh1268]

@@Idiot_TaylorsVersion yeah i'm not sure if it parks and rec did it too, I did NOT fact check that lol

[@AnxVI297]

"It's a suicide mission" "THEN PREPARE FOR DEATH" is probably my favorite one ever

[@Buzzy_Bland]

I think the most memorable experience of the show is initially thinking that Holt is the only sane man coming into the department… and steadily realizing that he is absolutely *not*.

[@glorious_help]

so many awesome scenes..... incredible writers, director, editors and acting

[@outlier28]

No matter how many times we have watched almost all the cold opens of B99....We can watch them all over again with the same excitement❤

[@nevaehbraun4377]

What jake did with the dentist was pure genius. Right down to him preparing the room to make his ocd act up.

[@InkAndPoet]

Everyone pulling a fast one on Charles on Halloween never fails to crack me up.

[@outlier28]

Captain Holt saying "MARSHED MELLOW"😂...it justifies more that he is eating marshmallows for the first time🤣🤣🤣

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

Love Hitchcock’s face at hearing Rosa was going back to punching him instead of the vending machine.🤣 Also, it’s hard not to laugh at the Holt, Rosa and Jake coffee-induced hyper state.😂

[@gaurishkelapure5032]

Never observed Hitchcock there...hilarious also the free candy and Boyle pushed over by Jake😂

[@lets.tr1ppin]

i love when rosa wears a pink shirt because everyone’s shocked and she looks so good in it

[@dovelove7637]

8:12 Jake’s little laugh is actually adorable omfg 😭😭

[@Mango_Sunrise]

Apparently that wasn’t scripted either

[@lhk7006]

You owe us 47 seconds of cold opens.

[@drnaldo07]

😂 the fact that I know what you are talking about instantly just proves how amazing that moment was

[@filipvadas7602]

The marshmallow, food truck parking space and the handshake ones are my personal favorites lol

[@kr15711]

Food truck one is really underrated😂

[@Andi-ly5pr]

These openings are pretty cool, but there is obviously one missing. The "I WANT IT THAT WAY" Opening from 5x17 "DFW". It´s one of the best, maybe even THE best. It doesn´t matter how many times i watch it, it´s always great.

[@ThaddeusVilain]

Facts

[@ExpressSend195]

TELL ME WHYYYYYY

[@OzzieTheHead]

That's how I introduced people to the show

[@Itsmemoon1]

That’s how I got introduced to the show lol

[@jcb3393]

I love the line, "if Rosa has a twin, she would have eaten her in the womb."

[@KeziahC384]

One of the (many) things that make this show great are the cold opens. I call them masterpieces in minutes

[@bangtanmoosahu]

“Whats happening rosa’s the one wearing pink” “And?” “It’s gorgeous wish I could pulled that off” “Dream on strawberry shortcake” Ohh god this is one of my favorite cold opens and probably one of the underrated ones 😂

[@marklouiz6234]

The face of the vending machine guy when they salute a vending machine is like “these are the people that supposed to protect us?” Then they confirm he’s right to think so when they run for free candy lol

[@samihasamrin6561]

Jake pushing boyle without any mercy 😭 5:20

[@ThaddeusVilain]

😂😂😂 he almost seems like "Oh Jake wants me to dive that way"

[@emdad121]

Hitchcock saying “Labia” never fails to make me laugh 😂😂

[@connorcampbell-bisson8721]

Love the moment where Holt admits the opera he's going to attend is the one Bugs Bunny sings. Just that slight look of "would prefer if that WASN'T the only reason Jake knew about that but, yeah, he's right."

[@babygorilla4233]

I love how Holt didn't care at all and just took the W for the full bullpen!

[@levilevikoo3708]

I was kinda down today.. This video is just what my heart needed

[@dkalambokis78]

I can't get enough of the "marshed mallow", "I want it that way" and "bone?" scenes. Anytime, any day. And of course, all the Doug Judy monstrosity, he owned the B99 in every appearance!

[@noraordegaard]

I always loved Jake pranking Scully where he ends up drowning or strangling himself with shoelaces 😂😂😂😂

[@coren216]

It will always be my headcanon that the "holt impression" ending was improvised and they let the Holt actor choose which one.

[@omegastar19]

9:10 just love how Andy Samberg and Andre Braugher just go full out on the dramatics.

[@ericakilbourn9716]

"Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?... I was Hula-Hooping" 🤣

[@MAL8916]

Holt spelling his last name for Kevin over the phone for the ticket reservation is so subtle yet so incredibly funny 😂

[@polkadots24]

One of the very few shows that you never get tired of ♥️ huge fan from SL

[@lennyy1211]

Hitchcock being absolutely confused to hear about Jake and Amy being together 😂

[@Eowynd]

People always talk about Holt reaction yelling The FullBull pen!!! But can we talk about the extra in the custody room's door cheering on Jake? Dude is working his two second's on tv, like rent is due tomorrow.

[@pixyireproductions]

I love how Holt clearly doesnt want to say yes when Jake asks him if the opera he's going to is the one bugs bunny sings 😂

[@tinker9118]

"RAATATATATAT CHUCKIE B WITH DA BURNER...RRAINING HOT FIRE!!!!" 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@Macaulyn_97]

The best part about the marshmallow thing is that you know from the moment Boyle does it, Holt will show up and prove him right, but it's so good that, even though you can see it coming, it'd hilarious.

[@AgentN-s5u]

This is my favorite show of all time. So effortlessly funny but also makes you care for every character

[@NeddyMontz]

5:18 “FREE CANDY!!!” 💀🤣

[@meeftastic]

Best B99 cold open "I want it that way"

[@Dustyplastic73]

12:25 when Holt starts spelling his own name to Kevin

[@Hamilfan31]

I find it hilarious that nobody notices Jake/Andy fully push Charles/Joe to the ground in the vending machine cold open. When the vending machine breaks and opens, Charles/Joe hits the ground and nobody says anything.

[@coreycheung2939]

the best part of the FBP is when Holt raises Jake's hand and shouts it after the elevator door opens up again

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

I like how jake called captain holt thanks dad instead of thanks man 😂😂😂😂😂

[@maya-ky4do]

5:19 the way boyle got slammed to the floor 😂

[@mrspeaker89]

That's it, I'm officially about to rematch this whole series.

[@KeziahC384]

My favourite Holt line is "marshed mallow" it's so freaking adorable for some reason

[@sipnog3528]

RIP captain. You'll always be Brooklyn nine-nine captain ❤

[@furbusms]

Gotta be the holt Jake yelling at each other startling Hitchcock, that probably took a couple of takes trying to be serious

[@Tryagaindogg]

1:53 Rosa got that walk down ❤

[@tasolukgulcan3492]

How could he even have that much breath to scream😂😂

[@Eowyn126]

Watching this after hearing of Andre Braugher’s passing. Oh captain my captain 🫡

[@dislecsyk991]

How can an ultimate best cold open list not include LIKE YEEEAST or the STDs?

[@littlelove13]

Is it just me or are the opens ten times funnier when it’s halfway through the scene and then the theme tune comes in ‘DUDUDUDUDUUUUU’

[@joe_3105]

The best one ever for me is the one where Boyle makes the Diane Weast joke

[@GraceEvans-dk5pz]

If you have watched Brooklyn nine-nine more than 5 times and you are a huge fan 👇

[@kieran7675]

The hitchcock spilling spaghetti sauce on him one is so iconic

[@unpredictablemove]

I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@MishaMercury]

A lot of these are strong contenders, but my favourites are Jake making the lineup perform Backstreet Boys, and the Wiest Infection pun.

[@noodiepatoodie78]

Best. Show. Ever.

[@nishthaarora8636]

The fact that 'I WANT IT THAT WAY' is not here.

[@danielk0511]

This is one the best compilation ever XD

[@rrcmk9572]

All great choices and my favorites, but any list which doesn't contain the shortest and one of the best cold openings of - Boyle saying he was not well during the weekends after watching "Bullets over the Broadway" and the camera switching between Jake and Boyle and zooming closer and closer - is an unfinished list.

[@AizawaAya]

"Like yiest..."

[@geck_oh7875]

2:43 I just love the way she says this.

[@smartoliver9721]

Oh Boyle🤣🤣🤣. And when you least expect it, Boyle's Holt expression was the correct one 😂😂

[@eaturgreen]

the 68 year old scene had to be unscripted at the end that was genuine laughter

[@Jesusfreak323]

This is literally how I fall asleep every night

[@ethanl9845]

@12:28 not captain holt spelling his name out to his husband 😂

[@Allinone27]

only watched a couple of episodes so far. it does give me kind of scrubs vibes. holt and peralta seem to have that chemistry like jd and cox

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

Thank you so much for doing this you done a good job 👏🏽 👍🏾

[@peanutbutter1059]

The ads kicked in just as Jake was revving up for The Full Bull Pen. What kind of monster did that?!

[@omarmorles368]

I just noticed that even Scully was disgusted by Boyle bagging an old woman. 😂

[@MadHymek323]

* I'm so glad that the FBP made it in here, that's my favourite cold open

[@benmorrell6386]

13:06 “Goodbye Boyle” 🪈🐍

[@pisces2569]

Parking spot and Hitchcock with sauce are my favorite

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

I like how jake brought the music and I like how everybody said STOP JAKE at the same time 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@duffgirl216]

I love all of these, but seriously, no "I want it that way" cold open?!

[@drnaldo07]

😂 let's get one thing straight, Jake was an AMAZING detective. Had an exceptionally keen eye

[@felipecooney]

Jake Rosa and Holt saying there speaking at normal pace and saying yep is the best

[@Joe12771]

When the vending machine broke and boyle was going for it and jake destroyed him lol😂😂😂

[@jaylene.turner6524]

The cold opens were the best. 🤣

[@oxfanblink4115]

Especially those involving Jake being himself like Backstreet Boys one 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@KushGee]

So the very first cold open is the reason I watched this show; 10/10.

[@giannina93]

Boyle saying "I'm noooormal" gets me crackin everytime :D

[@LilKrazy9292]

The marshmallow cold open was my gateway drug into Brooklyn 99 😂

[@unpredictablemove]

My favourite one is the one with the red hat, always leaves me in stitches!! 😂🤣

[@shreya...007]

I love Holt saying marshed mallow!

[@fireflieswishes]

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