Ultimate Epic Meme Simulator

[@ledpoizoning]

Should've been called 'The Battle of Hen's Deep'

[@karilari8057]

Ledpoizoning omg that's really good!

[@blodus4521]

Ledpoizoning sounds like some weird fetish porn

[@Astro_Guy_1]

deep insid ea hen (lenny)

[@weenie7746]

@@Astro_Guy_1 I just had a stroke reading that

[@kubo1940]

"Today's weather: Mostly Sunny with Some Sun"

[@petermanfox2535]

"Now with 30% more Sun!"

[@weenie7746]

"You may want to get your umbrellas ladies and gentlemen, because we do have a 40% chance of sun!"

[@michaelc9838]

Coffee vs Cheetos vs Chicken

[@haunted5744]

Michael C EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN

[@johnpenn5360]

Michael C JERMA VS STAR JERMA VS STAR EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN

[@juilzvaleri4557]

Michael C this comment is real good lmao

[@mokenetgumshoe1064]

Cheetos win

[@gordonf5553]

@@johnpenn5360 dubspool

[@dawavve]

"I'm about to get the cluck outta here" made me laugh harder than it should have

[@dyceyy9674]

If Jerma was in the crowd of chickens, he wouldn't be able to see anything

[@AjaxJP]

Fuckin GOT EM

[@resdyne9590]

VelociFaptor365 rectum matey

[@No_one448]

Dice because he is so tall?

[@surgeprotector4436]

Watch at 144p for the ultimate experience

[@mokenetgumshoe1064]

This is my life

[@yeehaw5641]

10:02 Jerma accidentally spoils the battle of winterfell two years before it airs on television

[@emis5478]

Wait a penguin assasinates someone ?

[@NateApplicable]

Oh my god this is fucking classic Jerma. This was a masterpiece

[@grated_lemon5630]

it may have been classic jerma maybe

[@Mathren1]

@4:35 "The viewers are revolting." You said it. They stink on ice.

[@kristianmcconville]

Hmph

[@HermanManly]

Jerma laughing hysterically watching Penguins get shot in the head with an arrow at point blank range

[@axiom6031]

The Battle for Castle Griffinsteed, ah yes, I remember it well. I was one of an elite unit in the penguin legion sent to assasinate the mad king, Carl Griffinsteed, as revenge for murdering the Disco Diaper in the last Jerma Rumble. We snuck past the enemy infantry at the front while in the back our Orken allies went in one by one to keep the king's rear defenses occupied. We had our doubts at first when it came to trusting them, but we knew the Orks fought with valour when we saw them force the opposing army into the dreaded Louisiana formation, forcing the Keep's protectors to retreat. We had lost so many of our penguin brothers on the dreaded cliff traps that were set before the castle, but they would not die in vain if we had completed our mission. The infiltration was going swimmingly, until out of nowhere Chuck Norris time traveled from Roblox in 2008 to the center of our infiltration route. I could only witness as he pounced at my best friend, Flippers McBeakface, and killed him in a single punch. One by one he decimated our entire squad. Me and 2 others from our group retreated. We were lucky to escape with our lives. I then sent a radio transmission to President Rockhopper, telling him about what happened. He deemed the entire operation a strategic failure, and ordered a tactical nuke to be launched at the area, completely destroying anything within several miles. The site now stands as a memorial to the brave penguins and Orks who gave their lives to defeat Castle Griffinsteed.

[@ProStateExaminer]

Meanwhile a fucking "hahahaah yerma iz short" comment is at the top.

[@fantasticfedoraman]

Reaper best comment

[@supereor5505]

Reaper Lol I could easily see Jerma saying this in the voice he had in “Castle Griffinsteed”

[@Shaymin0]

Reaper how jerma talks to his friends when he is shit faced.

[@broniran9997]

This is a great fucking comment

[@genericprofile4847]

7:11 Jerma's Waluigi impression

[@hootis_567]

wah.mp4

[@carlosaheca]

The horrible truth behind McDonald's Chicken McNuggets (EXPOSED) (GONE WILD) (GONE SEXUAL) (GONE SHORT)

[@lukefitzgerald785]

(She SHITS her pants)

[@Akeruyri]

(GONE COMPACT)

[@TPKproductionz]

(DEAD MEME)

[@saltyunicorn5173]

(GONE THICC)

[@Maceyoshiman]

(IN THE HOOD)(VOMIT WARNING)

[@AntoineHorns]

*Plants nuclear bomb, then runs for 20 seconds* "I hope I'm not gonna die from that!" *Presses button*

[@5341Nation]

8:12 march of the memes 4:35 the viewers are revolting 0:05 revenge of the nuggets

[@victoriax64]

"im about to get the cluck outta here" fucking got me

[@0The_Farlander0]

Can't believe jerma predicted game of thrones with a penguin 2 years in advance

[@Sercil00]

The ending gave me Dragonball Z nostalgia You know, when there's a huge explosion, the screen is covered in dust for like a minute, and the muscly guy walks away without a scratch

[@XxMommotzxX]

3:27 Fabled movie: Chicken Run

[@kumakisu]

Thanks, Mack.

[@iliketehfair]

Mostly sunny with some sun is my favorite weather.

[@Jack-yz5ws]

Romans confirmed to secretly be chickens

[@daspedal2730]

the unfightable hordes of rock summoning chickens!

[@SirKingWest]

Did you catch the weather for the first battle at 0:27? "Today's weather: Mostly sunny with some sun."

[@raffiadhitama5212]

*penguins fall from a cliff "Why are they dying?" asking the real question since 1982

[@anchorbubba]

What are jerma's specs. How the fuck could his computer handle all that while streaming

[@drgore1797]

Jerma's specs are 3 feet tall.

[@spootot]

must be a really well optimised engine

[@h0verman]

your profile picture makes me very happy

[@JagenRay]

It didn't.

[@JNumbnutz]

Well, this game's main selling point is that it can handle much more units than should be possible.

[@citrusblast4372]

The part where the penguins are falling off the cliff should go in a museum

[@Alfenium]

I'd frame it on my living room wall and when people come over, I can gaslight them into thinking that penguins actually do this.

[@50bottlesofpinklemonade]

2:12 touhou

[@Heavysweating]

8:18 it's so perfect, like poetry, it works so well

[@TheGrayMysterious]

The nuke hitting Chuck Norris and clouding him in smoke only to reveal he was unharmed by it was some serious Dragon Ball Z shit

[@autismobinch135]

2:05 Jerma: “50000 US troops vs 1 Tommy the tortes” Tommy: *stares at the entire army he must fight* “Wait! What?”

[@MisterSpinalzo]

4:13 I work at customer service and I can confirm that this 100% accurate.

[@TheWither129]

Chuck Norris beats everything.

[@Coaltergeist]

0:38 "Today's weather: mostly sunny with some sun"

[@cymtk]

All I learned from this is that apparently chuck norris is just 7 chickens in a man costume

[@tarapapi]

It is now a fact that the only ones that can survive a Nuke is Jerma985, Chuck Norris and precisely 7 chickens.

[@thekgb8371]

Mostly sunny with some sun sounds like a Sunny Side Up with crack cocaine and black tar in it.

[@pabloascencio7397]

Song: Chopin - Nocturne op.9 No.2

[@KillerSerpant6]

You can't actually kill Chuck Norris, his health just replenishes if it goes to 0

[@toxic_shr00m]

"The Viewers are Revolting" TRUE

[@eins2001]

YO, IS THIS THE COMPACT COMCAST COWBOY WHO CAUSED HIS VIEWERS TO *JUMP OFF A CLIFF TO THEIR DEATHS?*

[@Zacharygoldberg123]

2:50 AND THE ZERGLINGS GET A PERFECT SURROUND!

[@Lusiggy]

3:52 that's weird, he pronounced Elbertson wrong

[@dustmaker1212]

"he's lol-ing everybody" got me damn good

[@karilari8057]

This is like what happens if you fuck with the chickens in Ocarina of Time

[@Sweetfunkyjesus]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT KZbin put an ad right when Jerma dropped the nuke on Chuck Norris so I had to wait through the 6-second KZbin Red ad before I could find out whether or not it killed him. I mean, I was pretty sure it wouldn't because memes, but still.

[@boatbro532]

"They carefully crafted Louisiana" -Jerma

[@BenersantheBread]

Based Girls' Last Tour enjoyer

[@LunaticVik]

I hear that the size of the chicken in this game was based on Jerma's actual real life height.

[@Bagelvuture]

"Todays Weather: Mostly Sunny with some Sun" The more you know.

[@Arcticp75]

Nocturne in E-flat Major, good choice, beautiful music, Thank you for the video.

[@chrxstt]

i fucking loved this game when it came out

[@ezclappoggers]

0:30 Vietnam soldiers be like

[@DictionaryDylan]

0:30 "Mostly sunny with some sun"... YA' DON'T FUCKIN' SAY?

[@mischaprudon3316]

1:50 We are legion for we are many.

[@TheVGMajor]

A Jerma comment section full of tired old memes. You don't say.

[@battlebruvabdrv1836]

c o m p a c t

[@Skeletonizer1200]

Jerma jokes never get old you pleb.

[@testainc.1612]

I remember when there was actually original jokes...but that was before the plague hit

[@asworstos]

VGMajor these jokes are pain! I hate-

[@gordonf5553]

Coffee cheetos chicken

[@Kropolis]

That giant troll warlord thing is the exact same one in Tabletop Simulator which oddly enough I was just fucking around in it with a friend... huh.

[@phong208]

Jerma's the only person who can almost kill me with laughter every video.

[@hammy6802]

No chuck norris's were harmed in the making of this film, except chickens. Lots of chickens were killed.

[@Shaymin0]

0:27 jerma has basically recreated the ending fight from 300. 1:43 That right there is lianitius. and his final stand against the chicken aremada.

[@danielnatzke6733]

It's no surprise that Burgah Boy died after one second despite being a huge armored beast. He could only do one pushup when Jerma did 47 for charity.

[@iDEaXANA]

7:27. *Bless you Jerma*

[@JackFroster]

This cant be how it happened

[@tito384]

0:30 just like in nam'...

[@gruggaming5575]

He gets hit with a nuke and lives, but he dies falling off a cliff

[@nattymodding]

SPORE FOR A YEAR

[@TouhouTrashcan]

bbplayer51 yes, I LOVE Spore

[@Arkhigoul]

RIP Chicken Chan

[@SergioSource]

5:50 just might be the funniest shit in any jerma video

[@khonthai4250]

I know right

[@Brattleborg]

"Todays Weather: Mostly Sunny with some Sun" uh-huh, yeah.

[@8bitgamerassassin224]

The music between clips is fredrick chopins nocturne

[@PieALaMode]

but like which one

[@pixelydaddyo2127]

8Bit Gamerassassin thanks

[@usedhalfcart]

Pie A La Mode e flat minor

[@AzzieEquinox]

"Today's Weather: Mostly Sunny with some sun" How much sun do you need in a day for the weather to be considered 'sunny'?

[@solventdrinker]

7:34 "mostly sunny with some sun"

[@insaneshadow85]

Oh Comcast. When you're not screwing us with our speed and giving us a bandwidth limit, you're fucking us by increasing our bill by $5 every few months.

[@lordsolaire6202]

*MOSTLY SUNNY WITH SOME SUN*

[@duefordoomsday]

2:37 sadly this is more humane than how they actually make mcnuggets.

[@harrybidleman3637]

Watch out for the tortoises

[@2vhscopiesofbrokebackmount989]

*survives nuke* *dies from falling 20 feet*

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

Damn you Comcaaaaaaassst!!!

[@joeyghostx]

I remember all the penguins that died saving their brothern Orcs by charging in on the sniper on the battle for the Captain Knight's Kingdom.

[@JagenRay]

Australia may have waged war on the emu, but the entire internet actually BEAT the penguin race...

[@masonc533]

Jerma, please by god play "Grab Them By the Eyes" I swear to god you'd have so much fun and it could make out to be a great stream. It's free by the way so you could check it out any time.

[@andrewv2782]

I am very high and am convulsing from laughter

[@elmangodefuego5526]

> chat is represented by orcs Of course SMOrc

[@homerlaw]

Chapter 2: The viewers are revolting They certainly are

[@Sammie1053]

I see u

[@chasecrocker3956]

CHOPIN NOCTURNE OP. 9 NO. 2 PogChamp

[@SgerbwdGwyn]

2:18 BAD COMPANY

[@mouthsounds8228]

the weather says "mostly sunny with some sun" in the beginning

[@TheVampragon]

Short guy wins a war against a bunch of nerds by launching a. nuke, suicides right after.

[@spookymulder6911]

7 chickens and 1 Chuck Norris survive "Time to repopulate"

[@weekenddrew3330]

amazing Jerma and tagg video in the same day. nice

[@dsalucas]

Chapter 2: The Viewers are Revolting That's not a very nice thing to say.

[@temmie2877]

Weather:Mostly sunny with some sun

[@PewLand]

this video is pure gold

[@darkranger116]

Jermas entire cataloge is consistent from every single year

[@Nicaveli]

Don't you dare call me revolting

[@CoolDrifty]

idk why jerma didnt expect everybody to die to a fucking nuke that was like 20 ft away

[@talkinfishb0ne132]

Nukes are merely mosquitoes to Chuck Norris.

[@themechanist7875]

11:20 He missed that one, he should have tried another.

[@jmmjjmmjjmmj]

My recommended tab is filled with memes. Thx Jerma.

[@ianwired]

Small man controls massive armies

[@TheHalomaster4326]

They say chuck Norris under his beard, has another fist.