Judge Jerma - I am The Law!

[@JustAnAccountx]

10 years. 10 years. Life sentence. 10 years.

[@Cteklite]

JustAnAccountx The American justice system in a nutshell huehuehueh

[@Ashboy-iw3gh]

wait what? 10 years for protesting?

[@glass_currency]

Racism

[@reecewouters1445]

Y O U R E G O I N G A W A Y F O R K E E P S

[@wilmadickfitte]

spel ies hared

[@CesarTheKingVA]

I love how the charge for that female beyeah was "obstruction". Not "obstruction of justice", just "obstruction".

[@Alazshit]

No fucking way

[@Fighterpilot555]

She got arrested for being fat

[@huntermorgan6177]

In all fairness, she was *quite* the obstruction.

[@NoahBloxxer]

Lol

[@MetalSocks]

I arrested a guy in this game for six months for owning an illegal goldfish. Yeah it's GOTY 10/10 material.

[@schnnellbell3310]

Cap

[@SirDankleberry]

@@schnnellbell3310 Code 10: Section 14: Possession of a goldfish without a license (1 month)

[@thechunkmaster8794]

Considering what happened with Judge Cal, that makes sense.

[@CurtisAlfeld]

This game is wonderful. You can arrest people for owning hamsters and goldfish without licenses.

[@petem8494]

wh- what

[@undead923]

+Legacy 107 failed to respond 10 YEARS LAWBREAKER

[@clyax113]

Why do I feel like my State would actually do that?

[@tacoberry1430]

what state are you talking about?

[@imtheman84]

Just like in the UK

[@vissova]

I love imagining Judge Dredd himself pausing and going "Oh! Dude! That ricochet! That was awesome! Did anyone else see that?" completely out of character.

[@michaelthewither]

The game said the female byeah got arrested for "obstruction"

[@NJpizza]

3 MONTHS FOR OBSTRUCTION, thats enough for a diet i guess

[@michaelthewither]

NJ pizza rekted

[@Retzerr41]

you were 2 years late to that joke weeb

[@adamdevyt]

TEN YEARS, LAWBREAKER

[@TheCluelessYoutuber]

I'm innocent!

[@BonziBUDDY]

YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR KEEPS.

[@TheCluelessYoutuber]

*kills self* *gets resurrected* Well, that was fast.

[@deady4321]

Okay, but im just gonna take this shotgun... and this chainsaw... and this army of zombies.

[@TheCluelessYoutuber]

***** that's nice

[@user-zg4gx9zq9b]

Boinging in Public is a serious offense.

[@homosidorovich4753]

lol ikr

[@mightymrm656]

I peed when i saw that

[@SirDankleberry]

What does that mean?

[@SalaComMander]

6:00 The most epic headshot of all time

[@nukenfries9403]

Man I remember when I used to watch these Jerma videos a long time ago and did not know any English whatsoever, just enjoyed watching him laugh

[@brontebell7748]

this is the most wholesome comment I’ve ever read. Thank you for making my day

[@rawmaw]

I just begun watching Jerma last year, but yeah. I used to watch PewDiePie when he made those Amnesia videos, and I didn't understand a single word of English. I learnt the majority of my basic English due to him, lol

[@generaldimon9548]

@@rawmaw wow, same!

[@lnteIIigence]

Congratulations.

[@funkyfish8909]

Oh my god! She's a living deviant art picture...

[@grandheresiarchdave3262]

+Commander Boreale She's a living Deviant Art Tumblr tumbler.

[@InternationalBoardsOfPigeons]

Ten years, law-breaker!

[@peepthis6458]

*That's Some Deviant Art*

[@MisterJohnDoe]

*OH YEAH*

[@FelipeJaquez]

Spear between us

[@ImmovableObject1000]

Rioting and Protesting = 10 years imprisonment. Protesting and "Boinging in Public" = Life imprisonment

[@maximilianwonschik1304]

ImmovableObject1000 seems preetu much like america to me

[@Arallos]

Does anyone know what the hell "boinging" is?

[@kedarunzi9139]

@@Arallos no idea

[@BigBoy257]

@@Arallos Boings are something from the Judge Dredd universe, but idk the details

[@daeganlunsfordofficial]

Protesting and Zerking in Public

[@VertigoAway]

*You're goin' away for 10 years for expressing your opinion, law breaker...*

[@Sercil00]

Except for you. You get life. Don't question it! I am the LAW! You didn't even have a sign!

[@tanith117]

Sercil00 Thats why he got life, He didn't even have the decency to protest right.

[@VertigoAway]

If you look at it, it say's they're RIOTING. Since when is peacefully yelling at a PD rioting? Does that make the protest in Ukraine as equal as Muhatmat Ghandi's protest?

[@gayflower900]

tanith117 Sentence: 10 Years Charges: Section 2: Rioting Sentence: Life Charges: Section 1: Boinging in public wat

[@BlackINKim]

Well, it's Judge Dredd, it's kinda the whole point of the comics

[@SeriousPeopleStudios]

3:56 Don't feel bad, Jerma. It was a mercy killing. Although he had it coming anyway. I mean, hasn't ANYBODY in video games ever heard of "Stop, Drop and Roll"?

[@TheSpyCrap]

It was a mercy killing, he lived in a camper van

[@CaptainTak]

those protesters are finally released, well except the one guy doing life that is.

[@TheSweetestCurse]

...and that's how judge fire was born

[@midoriyee]

You could say he is FIRED! XD

[@dovasandvichtoogoodforalas805]

Moral of the story, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT LET HIM BECOME A COP

[@taniaberg1680]

YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR KEEPS.

[@ParrryHottter]

2:00 = typical walmart shopper

[@SlamTF2]

"Protesting meeee? TEN THOUSAND YEARS DUNGEEEEEEEOOOOONNNNNN!!!"

[@ReaperRelic]

UNACCEPTABLLLLLEE!

[@personamithulu]

One MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!

[@P3t3rPizzarelli]

Rachel Swank fuck what is that reference from? I’m racking my brain trying to think of it

[@theronmiller6584]

@@P3t3rPizzarelli adventure time

[@sky.mp4]

Life sentence for boinging in public.

[@mariic2]

If anything, he would be put away for 21 years at most.

[@EveHawthorne]

I really hope I'm not the only one who sees a Jerma video in their subbox and then immediately starts grinning like a fool

[@pinkaminadianepie4081]

Nope.

[@bewaryofbug]

Pinkamina Diane Pie Like your avatars, I presume?

[@EveHawthorne]

ScootaLunaRecon Not exactly like that kind of grin. I have no desire to kill and then eat Jerma :l

[@pinkaminadianepie4081]

ScootaLunaRecon No not like that.

[@SturkGaming]

This sums up my life.

[@SparkyDaHedgehog]

In the future, being fat without a license lands you 3 months in prison. Who could of seen that one coming, huh?

[@TheMattShea]

This game looks hilarious! I'll add it to the list of games Jerma played that I must now also play. lol

[@mourningpluto9185]

ok

[@mochiJP]

MourningPluto That reply was absolutely necessary

[@TheMattShea]

ToxicImperialism ok

[@mfmous]

you gotta,

[@NiiRubra]

It's pretty bad, be warned.

[@RoyRogerer]

To be honest, this game doesn't look that bad

[@MoarCrossovers]

Judge Jerma-judge,jury and executioner. All Byeahs beware fall 2014!

[@PaytonTate]

If there were ever a city that needed Bohemian Rhapsody...

[@papayer]

I love the absolute irony of getting murdered by the same guy who teaches you what health points are

[@DJDelta0]

3:21 STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!

[@darkbrutalion9708]

thats wut she said

[@RevorDragon]

Dark Brutalion what?

[@darkbrutalion9708]

xD

[@ShasOSwoll]

"wHy Is He GoInG aWaY fOr LiFe?" The game LITERALLY shows you all his offenses

[@Hastur_Carcosa]

Yeah, clearly the bastard was boinging in public.

[@arizenation3188]

@@Hastur_Carcosa boinging in this universe is using the product boing, it is recreational and fun but you could easily kill people if you do it outdoors.

[@ThePenguinForge]

1:35 Charges: Boinging in public Sentence: Life

[@ben2-5-1]

XD

[@TheTedder]

***** boinging is using female byeahs as trampolines against their will. apparently, it is highly illegal yet extremely hilarious. the guy jerma arrested in the video was a notorious boinger whom they hadn't been able to catch until recently, when they caught him protesting.

[@elgatochurro]

LakituGames what the fuck...

[@FabledMajesticTurkey]

3 months for missing out on the meeting of the byeahs

[@Municak99]

Those protesters will finally be getting released today, hope they dont reoffend!

[@PurpleLightning6was9]

God, your videos make me laugh more than any other youtuber out there.

[@ColaNerd10]

That's sad.

[@PurpleLightning6was9]

ColaNerd10 Says the RC "Cola Nerd" who recently watched a video called "The Top 10 Notorious Hate Groups" but yeah, what I like is sad.

[@ColaNerd10]

PurpleLightning6was9 Wait, how do you know that?

[@ColaNerd10]

PurpleLightning6was9 Also, I said that was sad because I think there are funnier KZbinrs out there. But it is your opinion so that's fine. I find Jerma and Star fumny, but they are not my favorites.

[@PurpleLightning6was9]

ColaNerd10 It's probably because I'm from the same area as them so I understand their humor and subtle references.

[@Nirvashicus]

I bought this game after I saw this, and I love it.

[@KetsaKunta]

Its like postal but they decided dredd was a good setting? with vampires...

[@nintendomario007]

I dare Jerma to do a play-through of the whole game.

[@HeyLook287]

Jerma isnt a LP channel, its a gameplay.

[@nintendomario007]

I know, but it would be funny just to see him do it.

[@wildwoodygaming1999]

A little late but he has done LPs before

[@axiom6031]

*YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!*

[@TheAnseup]

LAAAAAAAAAAW

[@alexeverett308]

Reaper I didn't betray the law! I AM THE LAW!

[@diet_dr.demoncore]

Judge, Jerma and Executioner

[@Schenkel101]

4:15 I could've sworn I heard a pyro's flamethrower

[@Novestador]

YOU BETRAYED THE LAW JERMA.

[@HamStrokers-Ejacula]

LAW!

[@swootwapa]

***** HE NEVER BROKE THE LAW, HE IS THE LAW!!

[@SteelShroom256]

Da Nuohooja He broke himself.

[@supernintendochalmers3385]

Warlord SteelShroom I broke the law and the law won

[@lbooker41]

Novestador I know Im 3 yrs late but... RAAAAAAAAW!!

[@yukiwada9635]

Is this half life 3?

[@lamehomer]

This is postal 2

[@qwert__2439]

Nah it be the new halo

[@Alazshit]

Postal but you are a cop

[@thatfunkyduck]

Fallout 4 according to the description

[@ThePenguinForge]

2:25 You charged her with obstruction. lol

[@PinkFloydBootlegs]

10 years law breaker!

[@laziezt4973]

Those protesters will be getting out of prison soon

[@Astr0_racc]

5:26 look at that Medic. Such SWAG.

[@JaneSable]

1:34 Boinging in public is a serious crime I hope you know, Jerma.

[@Twigspeaker]

Jail won't hold Kool-Aid Woman for three months, she'll just OH YEAH outta there.

[@strayontheshore]

JERMA IS JUSTICE!

[@PaggigaloArchive]

That Lady Byeah was mighty tempting.

[@turtle_food8774]

1:20 POV: You are russian police in 2022

[@linusmeningitis2031]

I can't ever escape Jerma, not even when im trying to listen to some anthrax

[@blueokapi8841]

I love how Jerma manages to make almost every game he plays into an "oh this game is silly"

[@MrHacros]

Ten Years!

[@samsoninnes9943]

You should know, the penalty for assaulting a judge is death

[@PickyMcCritical]

*LLLLAAHHHHHHWWWWWWWWW!!!!*

[@bndawg2973]

That guy who went away for life for Boinging. XD 1:34

[@rodrikofharlaw6848]

Jerma shooting that burning judge reminded me that my shop teacher had this story that his shop teacher had a student who got burning gas or oil sprayed all over him and he was on fire running around so the shop teacher had to just deck him in the face to keep him from burning the other students alive.

[@MisterJohnDoe]

I... _What?_

[@rodrikofharlaw6848]

@@MisterJohnDoe I saw two of your new vegas videos before. Small world.

[@MisterJohnDoe]

@@rodrikofharlaw6848 Wow.

[@keno6307]

Jerma suddenly gets a Brooklyn accent at 5:11

[@OperationEpicurus]

Played this in my childhood, fun times indeed

[@zeuberstriker]

byeaaah

[@paladin7289]

These judges are even harder than the Oblivion Imperial Guards. But I've noticed they're just as stupid too.

[@SmaltTV]

That Elder Scrolls joke made me smile,I salute you sir.

[@MiseryDuke69]

I played through this game all the way... Mainly because i love Dredd and i will say this game to me is a rare gem that i know i like alot

[@baconlabs]

You know what? Fine. Let's do another Jerma Marathon!

[@mahari893]

Ferguson Simulator 2016

[@ElPINGAS9000]

Anthony scarano the ability to reach for an officers weapon from 35 feet away is a powerful one.

[@jamesmcglynn7718]

+Jorge Swahili There were powder marks on his hand. He was almost touching the gun. Definitely closer than 35 feet.

[@TheWiseGinger22]

Why does Jerma sound like Scout from TF2 in this so much to me

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

3:10 ACAB even applies to Jerma 😭

[@Decay-3-1]

the first appearance of the byeah queen

[@qaaris4280]

Best fucking game ever. I had it for the Nintendo GameCube, and I could NOT stop playing it.

[@qaaris4280]

Oh yeah. Something useful. When playing the Block War near the end, if you use the Lawbreaker Mark III, it explodes in your hand because you're not a Judge.

[@doozy5184]

This game is used to train judges, it's a good thing that most of them stay in court.

[@Bshue123]

Boinging in public, that's life in prison.

[@notimetoexplain8063]

and for the epic crossover from dunkey....ehem “come back in 10 years”

[@r3vxrd]

I *AM* THE LAW!

[@550MustangGT]

10 years .

[@carsondoesstuff3487]

I remember loving this game when I was in middle school. It has not aged well...

[@Dash123456789Brawl]

This actually looks pretty good to me! I think it's something I'd like to play if I ever get a chance.

[@carsondoesstuff3487]

Dash123456789Brawl It's still a lot of fun but it's incredibly dated hahaha

[@JamesPolymer]

Lol at the billboard at 1:00 - "Drink it...It's all you're gonna get!"

[@therussianmafia9151]

The lady with the 'oh yeah' sweater is Kim Kardashian at 19.....

[@demetric8463]

Been watching jerma since u was 13. Never gets old

[@michaelhayes1609]

Look at me I'm all skin and bones!

[@Joona1410]

10 YEARS, LAWBREAKER.

[@wizardkot2052]

I remember you can arrest people for owning a goldfish without a license in this game.

[@SpyCrabsUnite]

4:14 you can't tell me that doesn't sound a little bit like the back burner.

[@taniaberg1680]

Mr.Spycrab Inducing Disguise Kit It totally does. xD

[@Mayhem1131]

Moe Lester No....no it doesn't, please tell me how that sounds like a backburner o_O

[@taniaberg1680]

Mayhem1131 You're n idiot.

[@Mayhem1131]

Moe Lester Wow bro take it easy just said it didn't no need to suck at spelling ;)

[@taniaberg1680]

Mayhem1131"didn't no need to suck at spelling"

[@zootymczoot9134]

Scout plays Judge Dredd

[@timpedra]

"Game: Fallout 4" Preston Garvey sure looks different.

[@FluffySenpai420]

6:03 the shot of a lifetime

[@wikwayer]

gaben mom spoted

[@stevej71393]

This game has a "Wal-Mart bargain bin" quality to it.

[@VailedAxel5656]

10 years!

[@LzqxPC]

I remember playing this on the game cube fun times on multiplayer.

[@zeuberstriker]

jerma do us all a BYEEEAAAHH and play postal one or two or hell maybe even BYEEAAAHHH

[@MisterJohnDoe]

I know nothing about Judge Dredd but this looks like a game I want to play. Ahh, retro graphics.

[@RaymondTsang1]

TEHHN YEERS

[@stevenlamb4132]

i never get tired of jerma videos

[@StreetLightPony]

Glory to Arstotzka.

[@SmaltTV]

Indeed.

[@royalflushzone8748]

I love seeing jeram's new vids makes my day so much better

[@lilyliao9521]

1:00 very accurate of current day

[@Tossipa]

Russia in present day.

[@SkelApe]

This is one of my favourite Jerma videos. 10 years, 10 years

[@JakeIGuess]

I still have this game. Fun stuff.

[@CurtisAlfeld]

"Judge Dredd City Number 5" *nerd voice* Actually, Judge Dredd takes place in Mega-City 1.

[@theguy1ngreen]

1:36 -- "Section 1: Boinging in public" Wtf is that?

[@whocares435-z9v]

boing bɔɪŋ/ verb gerund or present participle: boinging 1. make a reverberating sound. "this music boings and burbles"

[@bobicus7765]

Seeing a Jerma video in my sub box is like Christmas.

[@kentuckyfriedclegane1088]

for some odd reason this reminds me of postal

[@SegaMario]

It looks like a Goldsrc engine game.

[@lychy645]

Looks a lot better actually

[@ricardoricardoricardoricardo]

You know, some good studio should make a modern Judge Dredd game, that would be awesome.