Battle of the Bot Boys

[@jahaonaj1004]

You know it's gonna be good when Star passes a kidney stone in the beginning of the video.

[@trashrabbit69]

"AHH OOH AHH" "That's going in my video"

[@k4rz43]

Someone should make that sound a TF2 backstab sound mod.

[@RaxoFilms]

Karza3 i hope all 5 people will like it

[@_.-.]

Hold on just a moment....could this possibly be ster is mad 1?

[@_.-.]

g8 b8 m8. I ra8 it 8/8

[@bisonmoose6952]

I love how Ster made the perfect spinning death machine, and then Jerma wrecked it with a pile of spaghetti with saws.

[@bisonmoose6952]

TheLoopes Man Aww... Hey, at least the noodles of death were still hilarious!

[@iug5672]

This by far surpasses any other description about what happens when Jerma gets the upper hand while fighting Star_

[@swingAE86]

bisonmoose STER ended his stream because of that

[@SkyNinja759]

Jerma literally made a weapon that surpasses Ster's metal "gear".

[@janesmith1840]

@@SkyNinja759 You're that ninja

[@headcrab4]

Jerma's silly straw robot, no joke, looks like one of those toys you find in doctors offices that have the sliding pegs on the wires.

[@JayPuma186]

headcrab4 Apparently little me called those things "doinks" and that's the only name I have for those toys now

[@thegod7683]

AfroPuma186 big doinks in amish

[@tomthestone1470]

headcrab4 I think we all saw it

[@4beamn]

@@thegod7683 the true G

[@llab3903]

@@thegod7683 RIP

[@DarknessViper99]

I like how Star built himself a giant spinning wheel of death and jerma was somehow able to counter him with a shitty silly straw robot.

[@swingAE86]

The Onyx Viper that was actually a pre made bot

[@DarknessViper99]

Which one? It better be Jerma's.

[@swingAE86]

The Onyx Viper Jerma made his ster picked that one

[@tetraphobie]

The only robots that Ster made were 2:16 and 4:59. Everything else he just downloaded from the workshop.

[@slashmerc2764]

ster op

[@DantheJokeMan]

I love how Jerma's shower head robot happened to be a perfect counter to star's masterpiece.

[@Slipfox_xyz]

Star_ Didn't make that. You can go download it off the Steam Workshop right now, along with a lot of the things he used.

[@afish8883]

@@Slipfox_xyz i was wondering considering he also showed up with hypno disc, given ster isnt british hed either have to had to watch extreme warriors or be a massive fan to know that design

[@Slipfox_xyz]

@@afish8883 yeah hypno disk is also on the workshop. Pretty sure it's one of the top ones.

[@Kilborns]

Just like their relationship

[@noaag]

It looks like one of those wire toys for little kids with wooden beads that you slide around on it

[@SuperCompany007]

0:04 Does he want Jerma to activate the kritz?

[@Ryusuta]

It always warms my heart to see a Jerma vs. Star_ that Jerma wins.

[@maciejpawlak5823]

You don't see them often :D

[@Zuroslav]

AND BOO IS IN THE CALL

[@sppw463]

Don't say s-swears.

[@digitaltoaster4956]

Me Too

[@majormissile5596]

It's funny because all of star's bots that didn't explode during the startup he didn't even make.

[@JhoTerra]

So a few minutes ago I saw the word "battlebots" somewhere and had a demon possess me to find this video based on the faintest of nostalgia crumbs. Still one of the funniest videos on this website, what a glorious mess lmao.

[@SlasherScott1945]

idk why the hammer was so fucking funny to me holy fuck

[@thecrazyyodeler85]

man these uploads are nonstop. love it.

[@kyrridas1573]

all glory to fuck-it-february!

[@HerrDurkslag]

Hoping for a mother-fucking-march.

[@LondonLock]

Holy Mackerel The Third is best boy for this shit

[@snowm4n41]

Holy Mackerel hasnt uploaded anything in 7 months though ;n;

[@MrRandomTurboHDRemix]

Because he's uploading stuff here instead.

[@antares____]

at this rate 2ndJerma will have more videos than main Jerma in less than a year. I LIKE IT.

[@trauntualafigghtetr6209]

we have more videos on this channel than his main channel in the past two years, (by the end of february)

[@charliek7600]

Rental Rips after we will have might as well march

[@woffe8094]

@@aaronfletcher3785 alright

[@steem6703]

@@woffe8094 ok

[@Haydn3560]

K

[@ed_squig7113]

Ster is mad part 1

[@bobmarine7392]

Ed Squig You know don't say swears

[@SuperKevents]

Ed Squig can't wait for Ster is mad part G

[@moonmops8758]

BOB MARINE SWeeZ* ;)

[@brandon-tb6eu]

Ed Squig Ster passes a kidney stone part 1

[@johntiseo7052]

Showerhead robot for Jerma wrestling federation

[@eggboy9126]

In this episode: Ster and Jerma ram each other.

[@FriendofaFriend-l5f]

thank u holy mackeral

[@Shauntungosaurus]

Super Seal MWEEEEEEHHH

[@motionunmotion5958]

This really is the battle of the toy chest, and we're gonna go be a part of it right now

[@Woshios]

The only thing better than Jermas design skills is his laugh, i can't watch one of his videos without smiling throughout the entire thing.

[@samquik]

This is legit one of my favorite Jerma videos ever

[@dsmassive2182]

This is the pinnicle jerma stream

[@ASimpleGodzillaFan]

Star's moan in the beginning is my new hitsound in tf2 now

[@borj_1]

Star builds a death machine, and Jerma makes what looks to be an IED. Seems about right.

[@dr.jacksonbright5723]

Star: “GHYEEHEH” Jerma: fucking dies Star: “UYUH” The perfect start to the perfect video.

[@lukefirst407]

You should add a 'jerma freaks out and laughs so hard he can't breathe' counter to your videos...

[@wallyscreenshots]

I don't think they make computers with enough memory for that

[@ajpynnonen730]

He tried that.... it crashed.

[@elysium8404]

AJ Pynnonen .

[@billytheslimemaid4763]

I E A T A S S

[@sonikku956]

The video is 9:11 minutes long. Jerma did 9/11.

[@pedrosoares5793]

luminaty comfirmed

[@gizmohollow]

C0NFUSED Watching it on mobile, it's 9:11 for me Also, your username matches your comment

[@Nuberax]

Poor taste confirmed.

[@zerobasedgod9291]

Nuberax dead memes confirmed

[@sonikku956]

+Gumcyro Nice shitpost fam xDDDDD

[@majormissile5596]

This is like, the perfect example of the contrast between ster and jerma. Jerma tried to make his shitty failure bots, ready to make a fool of himself, and star lazily just downloaded bots off the workshop. The moment the silly string bot actually beat the ultimate killing machine and Jerma started taunting him just sends me into the biggest giggle fit every time I rewatch this video.

[@9600bauds]

while I don't disagree, ster downloaded bots because the ones he created himself inexplicably exploded due to a bug

[@axiom6031]

I like how Jerma's laugh gets lost in the psychotic clanging of gears and saws.

[@LenkyLad]

We haven't even gotten to see the game yet and I'm already losing it.

[@usaccdecks8363]

that's why we love you jerma. Your content is priceless and hilarious :)

[@NelsonGuised]

my god I am so glad to see this! This has to be one of the greatest streams ever, I was bouncing back and forth between Jerma's and Ster's perspectives, and I was on his when he dropped the best ragequit ever. Love you guys! I'll sub on twitch as soon as I get a second job, and I really mean it!

[@Lab__Rat]

Did you ever get that second job and sub

[@Chactemal]

This could have been in the main channel,it reminds me of 2013-2015 jerma, is the first channel just for jerma rumble like-productions?

[@sodafizzcrab5017]

Yeah this channel is for stream highlights.

[@TheMornal]

And I assume the Glueman animation.

[@dino0075]

2ndjerma is gonna be a mix of stream highlights and oldschool stuff. The main is for BIG productions

[@jaredvargas5785]

How the hell did Jerma recreate the Gibbus Heavy in Battlebots

[@MrCaptainbluebear]

Oh my god, that's exactly what he did.

[@dinkchusby2768]

Battle against the dinksters

[@extrememiner9627]

Battle against the ringers

[@Stankonious]

I saw the flash of your face as I scrolled and I knew...

[@dinkchusby2768]

Biggy Hughs knew what?

[@bryanlopez2548]

That somebody ringed the Dinkster..

[@dinkchusby2768]

Bryan Lopez Ive been ringed since the beginning of time, I'm what started the Big Bang

[@prorein16]

4:58 is the best. I'm dying. Help.

[@non-haereticicoalition8392]

I think its funny that the robot called "Testbot 2", which lost every single match it entered, was the perfect counter to Ster's final robot that was considered unbeatable

[@abeherbert6603]

Jerma and Star_ playing stupid games and pissing themselves with laughter, just like the old days. It doesn't even matter that these are just stream highlights, every upload this month has been gold.

[@pikamaxi]

JERMA VS STAR, JERMA VS STAR! EVERYBODY WANT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN!

[@mrpuddingpop1]

the last of sterma

[@giantotter319]

fortunately, no

[@soarinskies1105]

Giant Otter they are back thank god

[@bjorkmgork]

Jerma versus Star Jerma versus Star

[@Nateguy632]

Bjork MGork Everybody wants to see this happen

[@imaginaryboy2000]

nateguy 632 You two are gonna get kicked out for card counting

[@MathsOfficialTV]

I'm Star, I like to count my cards like I'm in fucking Vegas

[@ciaopao9332]

D-d-don't say s-swears.

[@milkapenc]

FAUKIN JERSEY!

[@Blueshirt38]

Best stream you have ever had. I really wish this game worked, and had support, and people playing it. It looks immensely fun.

[@kakoytazabar]

Jerma, I never watch your streams, because they start when i'm already asleep. So I can't say you anything online, but, I just want to say one thing to you: thank you. That's all.

[@categorille8330]

Same here ;3;

[@SuperCatfire]

gay

[@drace44830]

kakoytazabar There is a channel on KZbin that uploads all of Jerma's streams called the Ster/Jerma Stream Archive.

[@billied2003]

cuz ur avatar is gay

[@kakoytazabar]

Because it does sound gay.

[@spacekrill]

I literally laughed myself to tears watching the shitty mouse robot scoot around while the retarded hammer-bot lurched after it swinging randomly XD Seeing something so incredibly simple and yet so profoundly stupid after all that crazy shit that happened earlier completely broke me. Thank you, Jerma. You bring me so much goddamn happiness I can't even express it properly. THANK YOU.

[@SergioSource]

ster is mad part bot

[@h0verman]

i felt really bad for ster during this stream. he was having a shitty time spending an hour building the ultimate fighting roboman but the game decided to make ster is mad part 001

[@tomp.2174]

He predicted the Pot Bois!

[@pyropoyo]

God I fucking miss these two so much.

[@stefanm.734]

I love how Ster can make Jerma laugh over absolutely nothing.

[@258thHiGuy]

That can't be how it happened. [clanking noises] "Wha--?"

[@hazard0199]

jermas laugh is so contagious

[@SimplestJason]

The hypnodisk falling into the pit made me laugh a little too hard.

[@SceptileSlash]

*opens game* --DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNNUNUNUNUNNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNNUNUN

[@spatler1188]

cheers to the holy mackerel for givin us good edited videos everyday

[@squidlizard9159]

Jerma is the only streamer that never gets old

[@DismalState]

"I'm gonna circle around and do my victory l- YOU LEFT THE GAME"

[@nightmagnus7595]

The precursor to the dmt robot bit

[@mustardorb8867]

Elaborate

[@nightmagnus7595]

@@mustardorb8867 jerma robot dmt robot

[@ZachSloth]

This is one of the best Jerma vids I've seen in a while, you had me in stitches.

[@ProStateExaminer]

I just love how Jerma is capable of laughing so hard at the stupidest things.

[@morty1792]

Jerma is the only person who can make me cry from laughing too hard

[@phoebeaurum7113]

I need Mythbusters to test if that would really work.

[@FragKwonDo]

I'm glad he made a video of this I loved that stream.

[@Threegress]

Oh hey this game was a lot of fun

[@demonbasher4426]

Vacuum cleaner vs lawn mower

[@BeyondBaito]

LOL Jerma over here "That isn't fair" literally the only BattleBot like that lost to a tiny drum spinner

[@Gt4wayDr1vR]

2:48 *c h a i r*

[@Chuckstein88]

I'm loving these frequent uploads

[@Nateguy632]

Chuckstein88 oh my favorite

[@abra4795]

*HEY GAMURZ* local player "Ster_" rage quit because he did not have the *RAZOR DEATHADDER*. Get yours today.

[@bapbeepboopi1115]

1:47 Raw footage of the jerma can opener incident (2017)

[@cromartini]

1:35 I didnt know that jerma designed most of the imperiums weapons.

[@UnarmedCivilian_]

The ending matching the beginning was so perfect. The flipped becomes the flipper.

[@pigeondamigion569]

true story: my phone was having trouble loading up the video, so I had to see the bayblade intro like 5 fucking times

[@pigeondamigion569]

true story

[@proudhondaowner-1]

Rip Ster and jermas friendship

[@thefataltrip9312]

Sheer heartattack has no weaknesses

[@PJTMercury]

This video is great! I hope to see more of this game in the future.

[@largeone923]

I've watched this so many times before for at least a year, and everytime I sounds like a Hyena being strangled it's so hilarious.

[@JoeyPerp]

I love Fuck It February.

[@TheSphee]

The Silly String Bot is the perfect fighting machine. Silly String Bot for next Jerma Rumble (though I don't know how that would work)

[@uebemma2463]

Jerma's laugh is so fucking contagious

[@camd2610]

Classic video

[@adamjack7891]

I laughed so loud at this that my mom came and knocked on my door and asked me if I was ok

[@Graceclaw]

Omg I remember watching this live in October and laughing so hard I had a stomach and head ache for the rest of the day. The end of that stream is the best thing that has ever happened in the entire Sterma universe. The buildup, the suspense.......

[@cruzsal2494]

it warms my heart when jerma and ster have a fun time together ^w^

[@logie3020]

6:10 is the best joke

[@austinb9460]

Hearing a happy and joyful ster makes me happy.

[@Hedhnter]

Those spinning murder bots were always the ones that ended up winning tournaments in the show. Those and the bots that were designed to just flip other bots on their back.

[@usoppsenpai6236]

Watching this in 2021 because it's just so funny

[@LiefTheBeef]

I need this game now

[@booksmelons8825]

Best Jerma video I've seen in a while.

[@fungusmcbungus7943]

Only Robot Arena III can blast your ears with fake System of a Down as soon as the game opens.

[@vintageseinfelddvd]

There better be a Motherfucken-March or else I'm rioting in the major city closest to me

[@EastofAll]

Who would win in a fight? A bladed, spinning robot that can’t be touched without destroying yourself Vs. Some dried up spaghetti noodles

[@lukefirst407]

There should be a counter for how many times jerma freaks out laughing and can't stop.

[@sodafizzcrab5017]

Computers are strong enough yet.

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

Computers are strong enough, indeed.

[@SuperCompany007]

Yes you commented the exact same thing. You don't have to do it again.

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

I dare say Star just learned the meaning of the phrase "talk shit, get hit"

[@cheerleaderb.5946]

Jerma called 911 with the duration of this video. Magnificent.

[@manosassassin]

I love how this channel is so active

[@DelftTrains]

0:05 the best intro ever

[@Occycat]

7:59 HE JUST TURNED THE SUBNAUTICA CYCLOPS INTO MEAT

[@noahboat580]

love it how it reminds me of the "stuff" playlist so i will have a good laugh every video every day

[@alexeikovalev8111]

JERMA VS. STAR, JERMA VS STAR, EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN

[@qyre]

the silly straw upset is probably my favourite moment of 2017

[@xPr0Gamerxx]

nothing is funnier to jerma than loud noise.

[@reptarien]

this is main channel worthy.. you're fucking great Mackerel!