Ultimate Masters RETURNS

[@cloudyskiesnow]

Welcome to Alpha Investments, the channel where the card values are made up and the box toppers don't matter.

[@rwxstudio7173]

Nice parody of the intro to that one game show but who's line was it anyways?

[@crazyrabbits]

This game is called "Hoedown", it's for Rudy and three other players. Make up a song with lyrics regarding Taco Tuesday. Go!

[@mantislazuli]

Kitchen Finks is bottom range, it's sold at 20.

[@bluerazzbery]

7:20 me: "LIGHTHOUSE LIGHTHOUSE LIGHTHOUSE" 7:30 me "YESSSSS"

[@Coldest24]

box topper kitchen finks is 20 bucks...

[@jarodpierce2723]

Beat me to it :(,

[@jebrooks]

Uhh, excuse me but Urborg is $20...

[@wroogny]

to be fair it was like, 11 when the set came out

[@Pathos312]

@@wroogny Well that's because it had been reprinted twice already. Once from the Vault and second time Core 2015.

[@wroogny]

@@Pathos312 I just mean Rudy's always been behind price fluxuations. Plus he probably buys cards at a more buy list price or in bulk, where buying an urborg for 5-10 probably isn't abnormal.

[@Pathos312]

@@wroogny That's a great point. Touche'! lol

[@debbieallan5173]

I invested heavily in gonorrhea back in the day, unfortunately I got burned in the end.

[@UnicowBoySlots]

Patron: that left a bad taste in my mouth Rudy: I see you have experienced my hose “Giggity”

[@m.f.634]

I opened 20 booster boxes UMA, how many Liliana i opened? I tell you. 1!

[@jr.elwood9326]

Thank God it's Ultimate Masters

[@ikaerus_1941]

Ultimate masters box openings is the reason why I started watching creepy Rudy's channel

[@joshuanorris5860]

You must be a timmy

[@andrewlesiuk7191]

I would rather buy a box of modern horizons

[@codelicious6590]

Spoogenog the Infinite Girth -love that anime.

[@jpeel971]

But did we get a bingo?

[@GalactcusSpartan]

Foil Phyrexian Altar and Fulminator mage was the best pack, 3 decent mythics (Bitterblossom, Ulamog and Tarmygoyf) out of 6. I feel both these boxs were the perfect 5/10. 3 of the 6 mythics above $30, 8 out of 42 rares worth over $10, 12 of the 42 rares (2/7) being above bulk ($3). It the definition of break even box.

[@OregonINK]

The god damn ad popped up literally right before the box topper flip. I almost lost it

[@joshuanorris5860]

Same lol. You know its rudys fault right :P

[@hometownhobbies103]

Ha ha Ad got me Sharon! Ad got me the second before Rudy flipped the box topper!

[@joshkulus8387]

that last box... was my box...

[@jetsetradio5441]

You can hear the genuine enthusiasm in Rudy's voice. He truly loves UMA deep down inside.

[@DeeJaysWord]

Imagine buying 2 collectors booster boxes instead of ultimate masters and 2 booster boxes

[@codelicious6590]

No, no I cannot.

[@mtgunveiled874]

HELL YES!!! NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE RUDY UPLOADS TODAY!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

[@RW77777777]

beginning sounds like Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes

[@GoriNapalm]

Finally, a REAL magic set

[@animemusicvideo6417]

Awesome stuff I been waiting for this

[@machinesrus9212]

Love Ultimate Masters.

[@mehtheorc]

Oh yeah baby. Welcome to Hosetown, USA.

[@GussR9]

A Lavaclaw reach around...on the day of your daughters wedding. ROFL. Man I missed you opening these Rudy. Thank you sir, I needed a good laugh.

[@benjaminnewman9828]

I remember opening up my masters I got five mythics and my box topper was a cavern of souls.

[@carlorobles202]

Hoooooo boy the big boy with the lighthouse makes a comeback

[@CakeScouts]

It Never Gets Old :)

[@spyder2238]

How I have missed these

[@chrisoprescu1411]

Rudy, as usual, is way off on prices

[@bherb1204]

Should have done bingo with this one.

[@Mid-Tyr]

Rudy in the Lighthouse with the Golgari Troll eating all his floppy tacos.

[@rwxstudio7173]

So, since no Bingo this time we've gone with Clue?

[@bhut_trolokia9954]

Hmmmm, those dupe rares in those boxes, is that track printing?

[@jinxcurse6113]

Itssssss baaaaack

[@igorradvic6882]

Finally the only set that matters

[@Arghore]

Ohw, this is just a boxthing ... for a moment i though Rudy was releasing some insider information on the set to release for the holidays...

[@rwxstudio7173]

Your uncommon pile is drunk again. Also, this was a needed break from all of the insanely good box openings. Too bad the patron got hosed so badly though.

[@jasone42683]

Where is the bingo sheet

[@alejandroladreyt522]

You missing pumpin' n dumpin' 101: MAKE THE PRODUCT LOOK GOOD

[@TripsAhoy]

Are you talking about the party packs you get in the Domincan Republic??? ;)

[@stevekeenan9673]

I once got misshipped a balefire dragon boxtopper with foil mercadian mask counterspells...sent em back for karma wondering who dropped big $ on these....

[@zerokidd21]

The last time i was this late I was a... Wait im still a Timmy

[@asphodel7935]

Ultimate what ?

[@grantbalmer6951]

Hosetown upped their taxes to form the new Hosecity. That's where that first box was made.

[@PHemidall]

Eternal Masters curse is broken... but the dark Wizards had plans for another Masters set to curse... It all started at the lighthouse....

[@chromium3707]

Should have a box topper super cut

[@jacksezer9434]

Best set

[@iBamboozler]

Love how the Box Topper has nicks on the bottom edge as soon as it comes out of the packaging. Very enthusiastic to receive damages cards brand new out of the box 🤣🤣🤣

[@whattime1899]

But which fish is Rudy?

[@mattpremont]

POGCHAMP

[@stereodark]

Expected value at least 3,69696969$$

[@rwxstudio7173]

That's in Satoshi, yes?

[@Chris-qj8ms]

You also know what returns? Diablo 2 in the 2.5 remake path of diablo! Everyone should check it out! Rudy should review it!

[@capreus1983]

I wonder how many displays Rudy has hidden in the banana basement Donkey Kong’s goldfish’s hidden basement vault!!!

[@themerpking8445]

OHHHHH, YEAAAH! It 🅱️ epic money pacc

[@greensky9530]

Tarmogoyf is worth more then bitterbloosum and ulumog is still like a $21 mythic

[@michaelcao53]

Does Rudy ever check prices before opening packs? Cause he often makes a mistake when announcing prices and value of the card.

[@killafrog124]

Im sure its for comments and lazy ones who go omg if they actually believe him in single prices.

[@grnman86]

Did it bother anyone else that the uncommon stack was sideways for so long ?

[@andybungert]

Yeah the last four packs of ultimate Masters I purchase from a star recently looked kind of like those first four pax. I hated myself for spending sixty bucks on those. Never again

[@joshuanorris5860]

"welcome back tarmagoyf, i would still take you out" lol

[@themerpking8445]

When your friend gets a snapcaster mage boxtopper...

[@DJ-sn2wn]

8:34

[@hearmth6618]

The boxes are dropping because they stack poorly 📦

[@Corvus241]

WASTED

[@ryanb9465]

Good or bad, don't you ever run out of ultimate masters!!!!!!

[@SolomonRasputin]

You almost had an A-A-ron moment on pack number 3 lol

[@leemiller6977]

HOSED!

[@leemiller6977]

So that was around MAYBE 300$ worth of good stuff out of close to 700$ for the two boxes......Card Kingdom prices and I'm just guesstimating.

[@JosephC9]

this box was an absolute hose.

[@rolandvandernat]

Probably would've been a Bingo box

[@RothurThePaladin]

I miss Ultimate master bingo

[@yugiohpokemon5285]

I miss when alpha investments came out when it was crazy out of focus and more professional.

[@danieliussupienis9703]

The real box topper returns (-_-)

[@matthewbryant2972]

Balefire Dragon is one of those cards that, if mtgo was a subscription game, like 39.99 a month for all the cards all formats all the time, it'd be expensive in paper, given how many people would be into friendly but competitive Commander; that card is sweet in Khalia and the status quo community is not cool about that commander... it's a sad scene out here for a wizard; 3SixMafia represent

[@darthrevan2410]

Wow that suuuuuuucks

[@jasonsutherland3496]

You went to ultimate pound town

[@Kazz1187]

Bring back the ultimate masters bingo

[@bslangable]

urborg, nice 5 dollar rare;)

[@jasonc.399]

No bingo? Rudy, I am disappoint.

[@Turntwobounceland]

Obligatory F in chat.

[@scn123169]

First box was a turd. Second box was a turd wrapped in garbage.

[@MintyMagicMTG]

I came for Bingo, and left with disappointment

[@mrtnkrlv]

Hey.

[@quatroquatroSJSU]

thattt dude got hoseeeeeeeeeeeeed xD

[@jonathansurran1158]

🌮🌮

[@RyanMclain]

eh, generous with a 6, although you did specify it was the video rated rather than the boxes. ill still pay a lowercase f, effish or f-lite. Kinda like if youre changing stations and catch aretha belting out the last 🎵... E.C.T. like that amount paid, sort of. maybe as if you'd grant a competor begrudging respect, in a way. more like, not counting the multiple methods used to illustrate this, the halfass manner in which I attempt this, giving that amount of 'spect. there.

[@joshuanorris5860]

At least its random...

[@chriscrowninshield2641]

I literally said imagine if he gets a lighthouse as the last pack in my head and it happened LOL

[@andrewmarinkovich8657]

That was upsetting to watch.

[@tapnslapmtg7432]

Cough cough core 20 cough 😷 *** god my throats acting up again excuse me

[@mrtnkrlv]

Urborg is $20.

[@MyIns4nity]

the ultimate way to burn money :D

[@7Alberto7]

Sorry Rudy you lost your touch on UMA....so sad...

[@TAPPA100]

I see the Whale Patrons getting Hosed again, got to love those high end packs with nothing good in them, best to use that money on singles...

[@adolphus28]

I reckon Rudy's just showing his worse Ultimate Masters unboxing video so that he can horde his 10,000 boxes ;p

[@chriscrowninshield2641]

God damn Rudy urborg is atleast 18 bucks lol

[@MrRuff-cc3lg]

That was just bad. I never even want to buy a loose pack from this set.

[@HatCrab]

Rudy likes feet confirmed

[@KrepsyK]

14 minutes of Rudy hosing his patron. F

[@mtgnoob9988]

6/10? more like 3/10 that was bad

[@ChipHunter3]

Yep, that was garbage. Last Ultimate Masters that Rudy will EVER open.. :(

[@RyanMclain]

... "ever"