Every Fantastic Beasts Pitch Meeting In Chronological Order

[@thetallestdwarf7041]

Perfect. 17 minutes and 51 seconds is about as much time as I'm willing to invest in these movies

[@poeticdavide]

Only the first one's interesting, so you're doing the right thing in ignoring the other ones... They're trash. 🗑️

[@nd-31570]

@@poeticdavide 3rd one was pretty solid imo but 2nd was shit

[@lord_wyran]

@@nd-31570 the 4th one is amazing but the first 3 are absolute garbage

[@nd-31570]

@@lord_wyran 4th one? Huh? And I thought you said the first one was good

[@lord_wyran]

@@nd-31570 think you need to reread the comments bruh

[@LeoLionxyzed]

Dang, kneeling in front of Jacob to show that a Muggle can be pure hearted would have been tight!

[@pyredynasty]

Jacob would have been the best president of magic.

[@iananderson4754]

well if he did become the president then that would given reason for the death eaters to grew so large. with a muggle president all the closeted muggle-haters will now start coming out because now "they have gone too far this time".

[@rubyblue444]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@leonardomaranhao2861]

So the Canada thing was a reference from the first pitch? Wow, props to Ryan to have a better continuity than the movies.

[@alabamaman1372]

Poutine is Tight!!

[@jurb417]

he's actually talked about warner brothers wanting to buy canada before too

[@RCDW]

@@alabamaman1372 And delicious. I should know because I'm Canadian.

[@rasmusAbricot]

Keep your damn voice down

[@VoidKing666]

@@RCDW as a Canadian, I politely disagree. It's not terrible, but it's heavy and the cheese curds never are just the right amount of melted.

[@ovinedreamer1451]

To be fair...Dumbledore telling someone to do something without explaining why they need to do it or why he can't do it himself is pretty on brand.

[@_Pikalika_]

Telling someone to do something without explaining why they need to do it or why he can't do it himself is tight!

[@three-moons6036]

Most of the time it’s for a good reason

[@katza831]

​@@three-moons6036like a pig to the slaughter

[@NoName-mi8js]

@@three-moons6036 Lol, yes. The reason is that the story would be over if he explained.

[@sethgaston845]

​@@three-moons6036in real life, no, there would be absolutely no reason most of the time lol. Dumbledore was a shitty person on further examination.

[@trinaq]

I love how as the movies progress, the Fantastic Beasts seem to get even less plot relevance than before.

[@thebatman4279]

The plot of the 3rd one astounds me. It's like, you can write the entire plot on the back of a ketchup sachet. And yet the film is 2 and a half hours long!

[@woozyedmond]

Little wink to the Fast & Furious franchise

[@RenegadeKenpachi]

Really the only think that’s consistent about the movies is Ryan’s Canada running gag

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

Cash grabs ALWAYS work that way. 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨

[@blahblah6497]

Exactly! I was fine with the first one as a stand alone Film. Hell, if they wanted to expand on it, I could have been more accepting had They not felt the need to then connect to the larger Harry Potter series. Keep it in that universe, fine...makes sense. However, stick to THAT only and create new characters and adventures with the occasional Easter Egg or whatever that reminds people it is still Harry Potter's universe just not his story. But they could not help themselves.

[@matthewcarroll2533]

Man... Damn, a TV show centered around Fantastic Beasts could've been super tight. I mean it basically writes itself plus cliches like "monster of the week" fit perfectly without detracting from creativity. (which is hella rare)

[@alisaurus4224]

Wizard Steve Irwin, how hard is that

[@AtlasV-]

That would’ve been great! The book really does lend itself to a monster of the week format, since every chapter just covers a different magical creature. It would’ve been nice to see Newt just traveling around the world and researching magical beasts. But instead we got this.

[@panq8904]

Seriously tho, the Harry Potter generation is also the generation that grew up with Pokémon mania? Ya'know, the powerful magical creatures you can fit into small spaces and carry around with you & befriend? (That is also currently the most profitable franchise in the world) This IP concept was ripe for making bank off of that generation and even other fans of series like Yo-Kai or Monster Hunter ALONGSIDE the already established Potter Fanbase. But then JK had to go and be stupid and make it all about weird wizard politics, awfully written romances, too many nothing side-characters and World War II...

[@blahblah6497]

Yup! But they could not resist the mediocre idea of connecting it to the larger Harry Potter Story instead of creating new characters and adventures that only very rarely remind you through a subtle object, event, or Easter Egg that you are still in the Potterverse but on an entirely different story with no crossover

[@michaelkennielsen1422]

There is absolutely nothing i'd like to NOT se more of then Newt. What an absolutely boring and uninspired character. Jsut bury the whole fantastic beasts franchise please and let HP go back to its roots.

[@lukamaisuradze8051]

For those of you who don't know, Ryan tweeted that he has covid and he couldn't make the new pitch meeting. It's really nice of him to put these pitch meetings together❤

[@trinaq]

Agreed, I hope that Ryan gets better soon, hopefully Doctor Strange will be up and running next week.

[@XYGamingRemedyG]

Thanks for the heads up. Hope he's feeling better soon.

[@AgentAnime95]

Hopefully he gets better soon

[@lukamaisuradze8051]

I heard that recovering from covid is actually super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@Cipher_Paul]

Oh I didn't know that.

[@trystenconn4553]

I’m still waiting for the day he finally says “actually it’s gonna super difficult, an extreme inconvenience”

[@CharroArgentino]

There's a meeting where he says something like "Actually... yeah"

[@richardbechtol1721]

@@CharroArgentino Know which one?

[@jonahmiller5881]

@@richardbechtol1721 In the Man of Steel one they do: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aae6cpinmsmrgs0

[@Starionn]

@@richardbechtol1721 He did in the Spider-Man Homecoming Pitch Meeting: kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5PQhYB7jtN4sNE

[@richardbechtol1721]

@@Starionn thanks, I’ll check it out!

[@thevagabond3181]

''Run guys I got this' and then immediately she does not got this' 'Did she at least buy them some time?' 'Not at all' 😂 So done with these unnecessary 'heroic sacrifices'.

[@LucianDevine]

But she's totally got this...right up until she doesn't.

[@j.galang4527]

This fucking killed me HAHAHAHAH

[@phousefilms]

Eh, that whole movie was crap from the word "go". Still don't understand the baby swapping plot.

[@bootsthecat6718]

Piccolo: "Alright, I've got this." Nail: "Whoa, no you don't!"

[@Sabrecho]

I like how the heroic sacrifice is parodied in Bumblebee (2018) [⚠SPOILER⚠]: There's a small swarm of misguided military vehicles chasing down Bee with bad intentions, but Memo says I'll buy you some time with these guys, then stands in the middle of the road with his hand out like a traffic cop... and then when they don't stop he crouches to a vertical fetal position and is less effective than the girl that starts illegal street races.

[@lolli_popples]

These movies really go from “Fun Magical Creatures in America” to “The Dumbledore and Grindelwald Show”

[@ladybugfurby]

also credence

[@youtube-kit9450]

To be fair, it was kinda obvious that they'd go to Dumbledore vs. Grindelwald when Percival Graves was revealed to have been Grindelwald. I just assumed they'd spin off Newt into a tv show with a new fantastic beast every week and the film series would transition to Dumbledore vs. Grindelwald, not shove Newt completely unneccessarily into the stuff.

[@mxveewz]

why do i see you everywhere. are you haunting me.

[@lolli_popples]

@@mxveewz Maybe you’re the one haunting me

[@AlexandraAndStuff]

Honest to God, I watch like one movie a year, but since I've discovered Pitch Meetings I want to watch all the movies just to enjoy Ryan's jokes more. I freakin' love this series.

[@phen0mejon99]

Pitch meetings are tight

[@AlexandraAndStuff]

@@phen0mejon99 yea yea yea

[@thebatman4279]

It's amazing how this format just never gets old or unfunny. Long may it continue :D

[@miriamweller812]

Just watch the Pitch meetings, they are better than the movies anyway.

[@hoojeebo]

Not watching movies isn't tight.

[@Entobrad]

In the books, Voldemort would milk Naginni to help him stay alive. Now that shes a human woman, that seems even more uncomfortable....

[@locomadman]

…😳!!!! My dear heavens, they can’t invent mind bleach fast enough for me so I can unlearn this… 😝

[@dxbbred]

They just gave up and stopped trying haha

[@johnmihelis1699]

Milking a snake means you draw out it's venom from the teeth. Nothing to do with what you might thing when you first hear the term

[@descalante64]

​@@johnmihelis1699 well in a concept drawing of a weakend Voldemort with his mouth on of what appears to be two boobs on a snake with nipples. So it's very . . . . . . . . . . . . um. odd.

[@handysantoso5789]

@@johnmihelis1699 well Nagini depicted as big snake like boa constrictor or python, so might be no venom from her teeth...

[@trinaq]

I still maintain that the Qilin should have bowed in front of Jacob, as opposed to Dumbledore, since they made a big deal about him being pure of heart.

[@thebatman4279]

I agree, any scriptwriter with a semblance of common sense would've realised that kneeling in front of Jacob would've made far more sense.

[@praveshdeotale]

Yes, I don't know why they didn't do it its barley and inconvenience

[@erberlon]

yeah, when it kneeled in front of Dumbledore I couldn't help but loudly protest in the theater, that went against the whole point of the movie, especially since they hammered the fact that DUmbledore is not a good person, the dude was throwing Avada Kedavras at his borther and killed his sister...

[@mmaantj]

@@erberlon there were multiple people in our theater audibly going “oh” 😭😭

[@AntediluvianRomance]

Either Dumbledore found a way to mind control it ot it wasn't gauging purity all along, it was gauging politicality.

[@alegend2337]

I am still in love with how Ryan's overall delivery and cadence changed throughout the years. It is apparent in the latest Fantastic Beasts we see here. He seems more and more into it.

[@g.mendes0482]

"Hey can I ask you something?" "Of course" "What the hell's goin' on?" "Exactly" "Right" Not sure where I'd be in my life without Pitch Meetings hahaha

[@smileyattitude6807]

This was my favorite part too

[@DrDnd4nyer]

Lol! Nugget Scaffolding. Saw the first one and it made that same impression on me. Thanks for taking one for the team, Ryan! Saving hours of my life.

[@gnbman]

"So, Grindelwald's gonna use dark magic to control this pinecone-deer thing!" "Oh, he's gonna use the Imperius Curse?" "No, he kinda forgot that's a thing, so he's gonna _slit its throat_ and reanimate its corpse!" "Oh, my God! That's seems very unnecessary!" "It sure is, sir! Too bad he forgot Imperio is a thing!" ... "And so we've got this magical bird following Credence around because, you know, he's gonna die!" "Oh, an Augury? That's cool!" "What the hell's an Augury?" "You know, a bird that signals death is coming? We already have them in this series!" "Never heard of it. It's a phoenix, ya dumb dummy!"

[@justinbellotti7838]

Very few people can take 3 videos that I have already seen, slap them together into one big video and end up with me rewatching the whole thing in one shot and here's a new one to add to the list.

[@XYGamingRemedyG]

Probably already watched these, but y'know I'm gonna watch them again because I love watching these videos. Enjoying them is super easy, barely an inconvenience!!

[@Kelenae]

Watching a Pitch Meeting compilation Video is tight!

[@XYGamingRemedyG]

@@Kelenae yeah yeah yeah 😎💪

[@lemniscatefortunecanfinall2707]

Enjoying Ryan's Pitch Meeting content is t'o'ight!

[@UsmevavyPanacek]

It's amazing to see how the timing gets better and better. And honestly, the older ones feel little bit off just because now it's flawless while before it was "only" very nearly flawless.

[@jbear3478]

NEARLY flawless? How can one be NEARLY flawless? ;)

[@enderlord8771]

Like this.

[@daizydixon4069]

"Your writing is so fun and so good".. Is probably the funniest line in all of the pitch meetings. I wish he used it more.

[@bambangbudiprayetno2701]

The plans to confuse Grindelwald was so good and successful that even the audience got confused too..

[@kodiekulp]

Feel better buddy. During this insane time your videos definitely give me a reason to laugh

[@weneedaladder8384]

11:49 "he gets some politicians to say that he's not a wanted criminal anymore and that means he can be a candidate immediately" Art really does imitate life, huh?

[@avivaforget-manson4279]

Yeah, watching this in 2025 kinda hurts lol

[@mattdre93]

This movie was more realistic than I gave it credit for initially.

[@seracohW]

I literally burst out laughing when he said it

[@mtechill7808]

Just heard the news that Ryan is sick due to covid. I hope Ryan speedy recovery and looking forward for future pitch meeting. Just watched Dr strange 2 and can't wait to hear what Ryan has to say.

[@kailawes175]

Executive: "So she wants to raise a couple of kids" Pitcher: "Yeah yeah yeah! So she uses a tome known for irreparably corrupting whoever uses it to track down a girl from another dimension to kill her and steal her powers. Then she wants to use those stolen powers to shift into another dimension where she has children, kill her alternate self and take her place " E: "If only there was an easier way to raise a couple of children that doesn't involve interdimensional mass murder."

[@professorx3060]

PG: "Smartest man alive tells the villain how Black Bolt's powers work?" SG: "Oh, I guess he became dumb for this particular moment" PG: "Oh whoops!" SG: "Whoopsie!" PG: "But isn't it gonna be hard to defeat other members of Illuminati, especially Captain Marvel?" SG: "Well, actually it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience" PG: " Oh wow wow wow.......wow"

[@el3ktra]

which one is Ryan again? XD I hope the other guy didn't catch it when they were meeting and going to the beach and stuff

[@David-qo3wm]

He has a cold, he'll be fine lol

[@thatoneguychad420]

The old Kung flu as. Sweet and sour sicken

[@ccampbell02yt]

I appreciate the tone of voice change. The later PMs have a much goofier sound to them and I love it.

[@noahwhitchurch4387]

Threatening to set Quebec on fire hits different now. I guess Producer Guy's latest demands went unanswered.

[@ARloismad]

I feel like that was more of chemical warfare against New York than anything.

[@SonicHedgehog1991]

The Jacob being elected idea was pure genius and something they should've gone with

[@lemniscatefortunecanfinall2707]

That would've been the easy thing to do not the right thing to do.

[@Abelhawk]

I like how his voice deepens on the last one. His new style becomes more apparent. 😀

[@williamklemp3764]

"the former Auror adores the foreigner" is one hell of a tongue twister 😂

[@Terahertz8000]

Watching pitch meetings again in chronological order is tight!

[@Fawkes42]

Wait, so did Neville just straight up decapitate a person at the end of Deathly Hallows??

[@locomadman]

Umm.. well, you know, “it’s complicated”; technically by then she was trapped in snake form… but otherwise, yeah, totally. “Off with her head!”

[@xxMpEGxx]

I mean Molly Weasely destroying Bellatrix was pretty hardcore too, so Neville decapitating a murderer (Nagini has definitely killed before) is...oh well I dont know

[@arpitdas4263]

Yeah. Don't worry she was an Oriental sexy snake lady, so not really much of a loss as per JK

[@xxMpEGxx]

I got a new one: it was self-defense, nagini was about to attack ron and hermione

[@locomadman]

@@xxMpEGxx killing something that’s attacking something else is “self-defence”? This phrase you use, I do not think it means what you think it means.. 😉

[@joshuahyatt9465]

These are incredible! Keep it up! Movie recommendation: Fantastic Mr. Fox. This one is a straight acid trip

[@scifiwriter98]

Agreed! Wes Anderson is the most creative director in Hollywood today. All of his movies are a visual trip. The Grand Budapest Hotel is my favorite. kzbin.info/www/bejne/p2WYnmqIjt5qY5Y

[@Veilou24]

I love how the characters in the scetch become more and more joyful as time goes on😂

[@politemenace5781]

It's because they're closer and closer to their goal of buying Canada

[@omeg4Chad]

Yeah you can nicely see Ryan's style progressing

[@168toretiro]

mad. not joyful, mad

[@JJ_R]

3:18 “Using magic to explain logical inconsistencies is tight!” Harry Potter in a nutshell.

[@toddthechimeralinguist]

"Nugget Scaffolding" is BEAUTIFUL! I'll never refer to that character by his actual name again.

[@David_Chikovani]

Funny how in each of this pitch meetings characters become more emotional and plastic, shows Ryan's progress over the years =)

[@RiggidyNick]

This is considered a disease in people who are not in the movie business but for those that are it’s an advantageous adaptation that demonstrates dominance

[@dylonbeitel5299]

The whole switch between Johnny Depp and Mads Mikkelsen playing Grindelwald could’ve been easy to explain by adding a trait that’s been a secret up until now. When Graves turns into Grindelwald in the first one, we all assume it was due to transfiguration or Polyjuice Potion, but what if Grindelwald was in fact a Metamorphmagus, and few people knew that except for Dumbledore, another reason Gellert fears him as well. It wouldn’t be outside the realm of possibility for his powers to never have been discovered, as it was Albus who defeated him and it could’ve been Albus who put him away as well. This would be sweet too if it was pre planned cause then you could’ve had a different actor play him in every movie.

[@citizencalmar]

It's a bummer there's not a "Dr. Strange 2" video for today, since I saw the movie yesterday and I assume that's what had been planned for this week, but it's still cool you guys managed to get a video out anyway. Hope you get well soon, Ryan!

[@samuelhatlestad6676]

He’s got covid apparently

[@citizencalmar]

@@samuelhatlestad6676 Hence my saying I hope he gets well soon.

[@damasek219]

I've heard of this book before, it's the thing from the other thing. Good for it to have backstory. I can't wait for "The Travels of Hagrid and Madame Maxime" or "The Detective Stories of Kingsley Shacklebolt". A sitcom "Meet the Dursleys" would be amazing too. And how about "Behind the Griffin Door" a series about funny stories from Dumbledore's times as the Headmaster, could be a sitcom too.

[@Shawnchapp]

""Behind the Griffin Door" a series about funny stories from Dumbledore's times as the Headmaster," Actually that one could be decent i'd rather a show of that then then these movies LOL

[@fermintenava5911]

Actually, "The Detective Stories of Kingsley Shacklebolt" could be fun. Some sort of Wizard Shaft 😊

[@roantierney766]

Love pitch meetings! Keep up the good work!

[@roantierney766]

@POPPY 🅥 what

[@marcoottina654]

7:20 "negative 8 years old" Genius, love it! thanks for the huge amount of quality you brought here!

[@jadenbrown4826]

These are so much funnier when you take into account that J.K. Rowling wrote these screenplays herself😂

[@vissermatt1058]

it does add some weird credance to those rumors that she plagiarzed some of the ideas/themes of the originals, but it still doesnt explain how fucking nothing makes sense and the entire series seems to be devoid of an actual fucking plot

[@ComradeSlice]

@@vissermatt1058 was that a pun?

[@ShaggyRogers1]

@mipmipmipmipmip It's almost like JK Rowling has been the same hardcore traditional feminist that she was before she even started writing HP. No one thought she had an even remotely objectionable opinion until trans people tried to target her.

[@Peleski]

Did she? well... I'll have what she's having.... it's the good stuff

[@0100-d8m]

@@ShaggyRogers1 Plenty of people on either side of the aisle disagreed with her, but at the time traditional feminism was in-vogue, so none of the media cared. These days, traditional feminism is verboten, so the media works to rile people up by amplifying the opinions of her detractors.

[@NLR-J]

According to the books, Dumbledore at the time of his duel with Grindelwald was everything but purehearted, so that scene where the deer walks up to him was a really bad call.

[@themug406]

The books dont matter for the canon of the movies

[@ArcaneEther]

You can see the evolution of Ryan's comedy style over these longer compilations.

[@Justusson]

His dialogue and zingers are _tight!!_

[@PyrozPlayground]

9:25! "And then immediately she does not got this!" 😆😆😆

[@finitedeus5629]

Doesn't the fact that, when the cases were switched and an animal escaped, mean that Newt turned the muggle setting OFF after getting through customs? 🤔 Why the hell would he do that?

[@Dave1507]

because there's not enough space in the case for all the creatures and his clothes at the same time for a longer period of time. Or because magic, probably.

[@finitedeus5629]

@@Dave1507 So is it gonna be hard to carry six boggarts twelve socks two pairs of gym shorts and a niffler in there?

[@YZee-ij1uv]

@@finitedeus5629 actually.......

[@Dave1507]

@@finitedeus5629 maybe, maybe not, how would i know?

[@finitedeus5629]

@@Dave1507 dang it, for some reason I thought it might be super easy.

[@hartkidvideos]

Great to see your new channel subscribers shooting up consistently.

[@justanotherchannelonyoutub126]

You know what would be a great Harry Potter movie? The story of the four founders of Hogwarts

[@locomadman]

@You're Gonna Hate This I dunno, that’s just crazy enough to work! 😆

[@williamfowl8670]

Don't give them ideas. You know that they would ruin that too. But at least we would get to see McGonagall !

[@AWingedOne]

They'd just ruin it by making Slytherin mustache twirlingly evil. They need to redeem house Slytherin not make it "bad guy house" like it is in Rowling's world minus Snape

[@arpitdas4263]

Rowling is just going to make Slytherin end up as a trans woman who later becomes Voldemort's mom

[@bharathpsandeep5718]

Or the marauders

[@namecomingsoon9517]

For the customs scene, in the beginning shot he had the case open to check up on the animals and talked to them. Then when he was called up he muggle proofed it. He probably had it muggle proof, un proofed it, then re proofed it

[@SpideyWarsStudios]

Hey Ryan can I suggest u make a "The Princess Bride" pitch meeting?

[@graduator14]

Please make a Pitch Meeting for The Room! I've been asking for the past two years. Hope it's been worth the wait!

[@callmeb.o.b.824]

How can they get married in the US at the end of the movie? The laws haven't been changed...Jacob is still a muggle...it was a major subplot in the first two movies...

[@TheRealNormanBates]

Akuu, I'm going to need you to get all the way off of my back.

[@AntediluvianRomance]

Did he show them his magic wand?

[@tobysinbad]

They can marry in a “muggle” hosted service, presumably? Being that they don’t know magic exists

[@davorzdralo8000]

​@@tobysinbadcouldn't they always do that?

[@mikestonez4928]

Im glad I found your channel thought you quit. good to see you are doing your own thing

[@misscheese1]

Ryan: I wanna buy Canada. We all do Ryan.

[@thekidfromcanada]

We all do.

[@carlowen9163]

I've been recovering from surgery to remove cancer for the last two weeks. You sir, have played a major role in my recovery so I have to tell you thank you. Thank you a thousand times. Sincerely. THANK YOU BROTHER.

[@VictorHernandez-cz1be]

My most favorite part of these Pitch Meetings is the "barely an inconvenience" bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@drbakker]

Hey I just found your new Pitch Meeting channel. It was super easy... barely an inconvenience.

[@TheRepty818]

The "What the hell's going on?" moment is maybe one of my favorite moments in all of Pitch Meetings history. Just A+++ delivery with that joke.

[@aceaj2620]

I’m so glad you made this only pitches channel

[@fee6362]

Pitch meetings are tight! But really, I hate the fact that the deer thing kneels in front Dumbledore so much. I mean I don't say he is a bad but he did some at least questionable things in the original movies. You can argue that is was necessary, or at least a little more complex. Fine. But soooo pure of heart, better than anyone? I think what made his character interesting was that he wasn't just "good" and much more complex. But I think J.K. Rowling wants him to be, and simply dosn't care if is contradicts her writing. And I think that dosn't send a good message. It feels more like a, "If someone is known to be the good guy or the authority, than the person is right, even if some thing leave a bad taste in your mouth" kinda thing.

[@Shuizid]

This is young Dumbledore - before he turned a deathtrap into a school and established the tradition of telling the students all they ways they could die at the welcome-ceremony.

[@mwenvlay]

@@Shuizid but after he made a blood pact with his super evil lover and plotted a scheme to enslave muggles for the greater good. dumbledore was never pure of heart.

[@shraddhamahapatra8385]

@@Shuizid ...you do know that Dumbledore wasn't one of the four founders of Hogwarts, right?

[@Shuizid]

@@shraddhamahapatra8385 Oh right, I forgot. Still though, he didn't exactly seem to bother cleaning up their mess either.

[@fee6362]

@@Shuizid He was already manipulative towards newt. He didn't even tell him what he really wanted him to do, and why. I pushes people like chess pieces thinking that he has the right, because he knows what he is doing and it will work out for everybody, therefore it's fine. No it's not, I don't say he is evil but not pure of heart.

[@Link-ji7kx]

Ryan has stuck to such a tight format for Pitch Meetings that he could easily subvert our expectations in a number of hilarious ways ☺️

[@paramjoshi7264]

Sticking to a Tight format of content but still being good at it is TIGHT

[@CrashNoa]

We love you Ryan!! These videos are always treats. ❤️

[@phantomcyrano]

Literally right after the "You don't think people are going to catch on that this is just a big cash grab? No I don't think people are that smart..." exchange I got an ad for the Secrets of Dumbledore show on HBO Max... Sometimes the universe gives you a *wink wink* *nudge nudge* that's so on the nose you just have to sit back and appreciate it...

[@chrisburke3685]

Could you imagine a world where a known criminal can run for and be elected leader? What a wild universe .

[@poeticdavide]

Illogical, you mean

[@olegmykhailenko2143]

Buying Canada part is also aged quite well.

[@JarmamStuff]

Name 1 country in the world where that isn't currently the case. Bonuspoints for each one you can name where the leadership is run by people who definitely have not, are not and never will commit any crime

[@Isanion]

11:47 - and in 2024 we got life imitating art

[@Whovian519]

11:50 yeah, the idea that a known criminal could become the leader of the nation is absurd. Totally unrealistic.

[@jackwillexplode]

😅

[@Jurgan6]

“Isn’t he a wanted criminal?” “He is, yeah, but he gets some politicians to say that he’s not a wanted criminal anymore so that means he can be a candidate immediately.” Ah, such a refreshing escape from the real world.

[@lukelaws3545]

14:02 always kills me no matter how many times I see it “Hey can I ask you something? What the hell is going on?”

[@klas666]

EXACTLY

[@CharlieZuko]

Everyone: Thinks it Pitch Meeting: Says it out loud

[@af8604]

These are so well written. I start echoing "barely an inconvenience" ;-)

[@Wolfgang_0712]

Ryan, I shared this with my friends by sending the link. Love you.

[@futureprimitivepast3044]

Every time I watch it, for some reason this always makes me laugh: “Can I ask you a question?” “Sure.” “What the hell is going on?” “Right”.

[@cecec456]

Ryan, your Pitch Meetings are awesome, the best binge watches ever! Hope you get better fast! If you ever get a chance, would love to see PMs for LOST and Snakes on a Plane!

[@Zerobob26]

"Using magic to explain logical inconsistencies is tig..." Is why the Harry Potter stories are full of plot holes, yet inexplicably popular.

[@diegovegas3850]

Exactly, and the escapism ...

[@yoshidinono8095]

Ryan, your writing is so fun! So good!

[@JJ_R]

Finding Fantastic Beasts is tight!

[@basically435gf]

Hope you feel better Ryan.Love these pitch meetings!

[@Kiljaedenas]

"Geez okay we'll have a cameo from Professor Mcgonagall, who's gonna be...negative 8 years old"...you literally almost made me choke on my coffee when I heard that 🤣🤣🤣

[@davebartlan7501]

Get well soon Ryan you do good work and are appreciated

[@juanumana5688]

the former auror goes for the foreigner, foreshadowing the foreground and foremost Aurelius Dumbledore

[@greatazuredragon]

Far more entertaining than the actual movies. ^^

[@greatazuredragon]

@You're Gonna Hate This Because I take pride on my childchness! ^^

[@gen4john660]

I have to point out that it would actually be a pretty good idea to have a briefcase that looks like an American muggle briefcase, consideringthe statute of secrecy. You know just so long as there's some way that 1 muggles can't open the fantastic beast compartment and 2 if it gets lost you can track it.

[@sashafleming9757]

I have been binge watching these all day, and I have found myself starting to talk just like Ryan does in his videos

[@JonPITBZN]

"So a wizard and a baker have the same suitcase?" If you're trying to hide something, disguising it to look exactly like something ordinary is a good way to do that.

[@heyitsnasira]

2:10 I freaking laughed so hard because I have not seen the series and I'm only listening to the pitch. So when he says....whatever that word is...it did accurately sound like a dog beginning to learn English 😂

[@brickhouse2265]

He’s saying former auror. Aurors are wizard cops

[@TheHappyQuadriplegic]

I like that there’s a picture of the boss in the office 😂 (usually it’s pictures of the family)

[@SarahBethMac]

"Former Auror" reminds me of the "rural Juror" from 30 Rock.

[@ghostlightx9005]

"You sound like a dog that's somehow beginning to learn English." Priceless. 😀

[@roxannemacgown3251]

"Nugget Scaffolding" 🤣

[@LuLu-Sil]

"Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!" Gives me serotonin 💖🌌

[@adamdurbin6895]

Nugget scaffolding 😂. I pee'd a little laughing so hard.

[@Semi-Dark]

"very deep, very easy-to-edit-out-for-China, love for each other" XD

[@imgroot7035]

Watching another episode of Pitch Meeting while working and interrupting important task is tight!

[@kiarash608]

11:50 that... that aged like wine, lol

[@ThePipemiker]

"Using magic to explain logical inconsistencies is tight!" This might be the most casually brilliant commentary on religion ever uttered.

[@Snarfyy]

the whole "wanted criminal being elected" thing didn't age so well in 2024....

[@meesix]

0:22 lol, I’m opening these videos randomly and it looks like Rayan is a prophet

[@carrbender]

If y’all are wondering why the Doctor Strange in the MoM Pitch Meeting isn’t out yet, apparently Ryan has COVID, so maybe sometime in about a week or two it should be out. I hope he feels better, and I hope is recovery is super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@shanesullivan460]

I feel like "former auror" was probably a classic bit in Wizard Vaudeville back in the 20s. Get well soon, Ryan!