Every Fantastic Beasts Pitch Meeting In Chronological Order

[@ovinedreamer1451]

To be fair...Dumbledore telling someone to do something without explaining why they need to do it or why he can't do it himself is pretty on brand.

[@_Pikalika_]

Telling someone to do something without explaining why they need to do it or why he can't do it himself is tight!

[@three-moons6036]

Most of the time it’s for a good reason

[@katza831]

​@@three-moons6036like a pig to the slaughter

[@NoName-mi8js]

@@three-moons6036 Lol, yes. The reason is that the story would be over if he explained.

[@sethgaston845]

​@@three-moons6036in real life, no, there would be absolutely no reason most of the time lol. Dumbledore was a shitty person on further examination.

[@LeoLionxyzed]

Dang, kneeling in front of Jacob to show that a Muggle can be pure hearted would have been tight!

[@pyredynasty]

Jacob would have been the best president of magic.

[@iananderson4754]

well if he did become the president then that would given reason for the death eaters to grew so large. with a muggle president all the closeted muggle-haters will now start coming out because now "they have gone too far this time".

[@rubyblue444]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@leonardomaranhao2861]

So the Canada thing was a reference from the first pitch? Wow, props to Ryan to have a better continuity than the movies.

[@alabamaman1372]

Poutine is Tight!!

[@jurb417]

he's actually talked about warner brothers wanting to buy canada before too

[@RCDW]

@@alabamaman1372 And delicious. I should know because I'm Canadian.

[@rasmusAbricot]

Keep your damn voice down

[@VoidKing666]

@@RCDW as a Canadian, I politely disagree. It's not terrible, but it's heavy and the cheese curds never are just the right amount of melted.

[@trystenconn4553]

I’m still waiting for the day he finally says “actually it’s gonna super difficult, an extreme inconvenience”

[@CharroArgentino]

There's a meeting where he says something like "Actually... yeah"

[@richardbechtol1721]

@@CharroArgentino Know which one?

[@jonahmiller5881]

@@richardbechtol1721 In the Man of Steel one they do: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aae6cpinmsmrgs0

[@Starionn]

@@richardbechtol1721 He did in the Spider-Man Homecoming Pitch Meeting: kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5PQhYB7jtN4sNE

[@richardbechtol1721]

@@Starionn thanks, I’ll check it out!

[@thetallestdwarf7041]

Perfect. 17 minutes and 51 seconds is about as much time as I'm willing to invest in these movies

[@poeticdavide]

Only the first one's interesting, so you're doing the right thing in ignoring the other ones... They're trash. 🗑️

[@nd-31570]

@@poeticdavide 3rd one was pretty solid imo but 2nd was shit

[@lord_wyran]

@@nd-31570 the 4th one is amazing but the first 3 are absolute garbage

[@nd-31570]

@@lord_wyran 4th one? Huh? And I thought you said the first one was good

[@lord_wyran]

@@nd-31570 think you need to reread the comments bruh

[@thevagabond3181]

''Run guys I got this' and then immediately she does not got this' 'Did she at least buy them some time?' 'Not at all' 😂 So done with these unnecessary 'heroic sacrifices'.

[@LucianDevine]

But she's totally got this...right up until she doesn't.

[@j.galang4527]

This fucking killed me HAHAHAHAH

[@phousefilms]

Eh, that whole movie was crap from the word "go". Still don't understand the baby swapping plot.

[@bootsthecat6718]

Piccolo: "Alright, I've got this." Nail: "Whoa, no you don't!"

[@Sabrecho]

I like how the heroic sacrifice is parodied in Bumblebee (2018) [⚠SPOILER⚠]: There's a small swarm of misguided military vehicles chasing down Bee with bad intentions, but Memo says I'll buy you some time with these guys, then stands in the middle of the road with his hand out like a traffic cop... and then when they don't stop he crouches to a vertical fetal position and is less effective than the girl that starts illegal street races.

[@trinaq]

I love how as the movies progress, the Fantastic Beasts seem to get even less plot relevance than before.

[@thebatman4279]

The plot of the 3rd one astounds me. It's like, you can write the entire plot on the back of a ketchup sachet. And yet the film is 2 and a half hours long!

[@woozyedmond]

Little wink to the Fast & Furious franchise

[@assimilation9]

Really the only think that’s consistent about the movies is Ryan’s Canada running gag

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

Cash grabs ALWAYS work that way. 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨

[@blahblah6497]

Exactly! I was fine with the first one as a stand alone Film. Hell, if they wanted to expand on it, I could have been more accepting had They not felt the need to then connect to the larger Harry Potter series. Keep it in that universe, fine...makes sense. However, stick to THAT only and create new characters and adventures with the occasional Easter Egg or whatever that reminds people it is still Harry Potter's universe just not his story. But they could not help themselves.

[@matthewcarroll2533]

Man... Damn, a TV show centered around Fantastic Beasts could've been super tight. I mean it basically writes itself plus cliches like "monster of the week" fit perfectly without detracting from creativity. (which is hella rare)

[@alisaurus4224]

Wizard Steve Irwin, how hard is that

[@AtlasV-]

That would’ve been great! The book really does lend itself to a monster of the week format, since every chapter just covers a different magical creature. It would’ve been nice to see Newt just traveling around the world and researching magical beasts. But instead we got this.

[@panq8904]

Seriously tho, the Harry Potter generation is also the generation that grew up with Pokémon mania? Ya'know, the powerful magical creatures you can fit into small spaces and carry around with you & befriend? (That is also currently the most profitable franchise in the world) This IP concept was ripe for making bank off of that generation and even other fans of series like Yo-Kai or Monster Hunter ALONGSIDE the already established Potter Fanbase. But then JK had to go and be stupid and make it all about weird wizard politics, awfully written romances, too many nothing side-characters and World War II...

[@blahblah6497]

Yup! But they could not resist the mediocre idea of connecting it to the larger Harry Potter Story instead of creating new characters and adventures that only very rarely remind you through a subtle object, event, or Easter Egg that you are still in the Potterverse but on an entirely different story with no crossover

[@michaelkennielsen1422]

There is absolutely nothing i'd like to NOT se more of then Newt. What an absolutely boring and uninspired character. Jsut bury the whole fantastic beasts franchise please and let HP go back to its roots.

[@lukamaisuradze8051]

For those of you who don't know, Ryan tweeted that he has covid and he couldn't make the new pitch meeting. It's really nice of him to put these pitch meetings together❤

[@trinaq]

Agreed, I hope that Ryan gets better soon, hopefully Doctor Strange will be up and running next week.

[@XYGamingRemedyG]

Thanks for the heads up. Hope he's feeling better soon.

[@AgentAnime95]

Hopefully he gets better soon

[@lukamaisuradze8051]

I heard that recovering from covid is actually super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@Cipher_Paul]

Oh I didn't know that.

[@bradleythomas3]

In the books, Voldemort would milk Naginni to help him stay alive. Now that shes a human woman, that seems even more uncomfortable....

[@locomadman]

…😳!!!! My dear heavens, they can’t invent mind bleach fast enough for me so I can unlearn this… 😝

[@dxbbred]

They just gave up and stopped trying haha

[@johnmihelis1699]

Milking a snake means you draw out it's venom from the teeth. Nothing to do with what you might thing when you first hear the term

[@descalante64]

​@@johnmihelis1699 well in a concept drawing of a weakend Voldemort with his mouth on of what appears to be two boobs on a snake with nipples. So it's very . . . . . . . . . . . . um. odd.

[@handysantoso5789]

@@johnmihelis1699 well Nagini depicted as big snake like boa constrictor or python, so might be no venom from her teeth...

[@trinaq]

I still maintain that the Qilin should have bowed in front of Jacob, as opposed to Dumbledore, since they made a big deal about him being pure of heart.

[@thebatman4279]

I agree, any scriptwriter with a semblance of common sense would've realised that kneeling in front of Jacob would've made far more sense.

[@praveshdeotale]

Yes, I don't know why they didn't do it its barley and inconvenience

[@erberlon]

yeah, when it kneeled in front of Dumbledore I couldn't help but loudly protest in the theater, that went against the whole point of the movie, especially since they hammered the fact that DUmbledore is not a good person, the dude was throwing Avada Kedavras at his borther and killed his sister...

[@mmaantj]

@@erberlon there were multiple people in our theater audibly going “oh” 😭😭

[@AntediluvianRomance]

Either Dumbledore found a way to mind control it ot it wasn't gauging purity all along, it was gauging politicality.

[@g.mendes0482]

"Hey can I ask you something?" "Of course" "What the hell's goin' on?" "Exactly" "Right" Not sure where I'd be in my life without Pitch Meetings hahaha

[@smileyattitude6807]

This was my favorite part too

[@AlexandraAndStuff]

Honest to God, I watch like one movie a year, but since I've discovered Pitch Meetings I want to watch all the movies just to enjoy Ryan's jokes more. I freakin' love this series.

[@phen0mejon99]

Pitch meetings are tight

[@AlexandraAndStuff]

@@phen0mejon99 yea yea yea

[@thebatman4279]

It's amazing how this format just never gets old or unfunny. Long may it continue :D

[@miriamweller812]

Just watch the Pitch meetings, they are better than the movies anyway.

[@hoojeebo]

Not watching movies isn't tight.

[@lolli_popples]

These movies really go from “Fun Magical Creatures in America” to “The Dumbledore and Grindelwald Show”

[@ladybugfurby]

also credence

[@youtube-kit9450]

To be fair, it was kinda obvious that they'd go to Dumbledore vs. Grindelwald when Percival Graves was revealed to have been Grindelwald. I just assumed they'd spin off Newt into a tv show with a new fantastic beast every week and the film series would transition to Dumbledore vs. Grindelwald, not shove Newt completely unneccessarily into the stuff.

[@gnbman]

"So, Grindelwald's gonna use dark magic to control this pinecone-deer thing!" "Oh, he's gonna use the Imperius Curse?" "No, he kinda forgot that's a thing, so he's gonna _slit its throat_ and reanimate its corpse!" "Oh, my God! That's seems very unnecessary!" "It sure is, sir! Too bad he forgot Imperio is a thing!" ... "And so we've got this magical bird following Credence around because, you know, he's gonna die!" "Oh, an Augury? That's cool!" "What the hell's an Augury?" "You know, a bird that signals death is coming? We already have them in this series!" "Never heard of it. It's a phoenix, ya dumb dummy!"

[@alegend2337]

I am still in love with how Ryan's overall delivery and cadence changed throughout the years. It is apparent in the latest Fantastic Beasts we see here. He seems more and more into it.

[@DrDnd4nyer]

Lol! Nugget Scaffolding. Saw the first one and it made that same impression on me. Thanks for taking one for the team, Ryan! Saving hours of my life.

[@justinbellotti7838]

Very few people can take 3 videos that I have already seen, slap them together into one big video and end up with me rewatching the whole thing in one shot and here's a new one to add to the list.

[@mtechill7808]

Just heard the news that Ryan is sick due to covid. I hope Ryan speedy recovery and looking forward for future pitch meeting. Just watched Dr strange 2 and can't wait to hear what Ryan has to say.

[@kailawes175]

Executive: "So she wants to raise a couple of kids" Pitcher: "Yeah yeah yeah! So she uses a tome known for irreparably corrupting whoever uses it to track down a girl from another dimension to kill her and steal her powers. Then she wants to use those stolen powers to shift into another dimension where she has children, kill her alternate self and take her place " E: "If only there was an easier way to raise a couple of children that doesn't involve interdimensional mass murder."

[@professorx3060]

PG: "Smartest man alive tells the villain how Black Bolt's powers work?" SG: "Oh, I guess he became dumb for this particular moment" PG: "Oh whoops!" SG: "Whoopsie!" PG: "But isn't it gonna be hard to defeat other members of Illuminati, especially Captain Marvel?" SG: "Well, actually it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience" PG: " Oh wow wow wow.......wow"

[@el3ktra]

which one is Ryan again? XD I hope the other guy didn't catch it when they were meeting and going to the beach and stuff

[@David-qo3wm]

He has a cold, he'll be fine lol

[@thatoneguychad420]

The old Kung flu as. Sweet and sour sicken

[@bambangbudiprayetno2701]

The plans to confuse Grindelwald was so good and successful that even the audience got confused too..

[@XYGamingRemedyG]

Probably already watched these, but y'know I'm gonna watch them again because I love watching these videos. Enjoying them is super easy, barely an inconvenience!!

[@Kelenae]

Watching a Pitch Meeting compilation Video is tight!

[@XYGamingRemedyG]

@@Kelenae yeah yeah yeah 😎💪

[@lemniscatefortunecanfinall2707]

Enjoying Ryan's Pitch Meeting content is t'o'ight!

[@UsmevavyPanacek]

It's amazing to see how the timing gets better and better. And honestly, the older ones feel little bit off just because now it's flawless while before it was "only" very nearly flawless.

[@jbear3478]

NEARLY flawless? How can one be NEARLY flawless? ;)

[@enderlord8771]

Like this.

[@noahwhitchurch4387]

Threatening to set Quebec on fire hits different now. I guess Producer Guy's latest demands went unanswered.

[@ARloismad]

I feel like that was more of chemical warfare against New York than anything.

[@SonicHedgehog1991]

The Jacob being elected idea was pure genius and something they should've gone with

[@lemniscatefortunecanfinall2707]

That would've been the easy thing to do not the right thing to do.

[@Terahertz8000]

Watching pitch meetings again in chronological order is tight!

[@NotAnotherDouc-]

Thie irony of firing Johnny Depp, who was eventually vindicated on a massive public trial, but keeping on Ezra Miller, who was ON VIDEO committing crimes, is pretty incredible.

[@ccampbell02yt]

I appreciate the tone of voice change. The later PMs have a much goofier sound to them and I love it.

[@fee6362]

Pitch meetings are tight! But really, I hate the fact that the deer thing kneels in front Dumbledore so much. I mean I don't say he is a bad but he did some at least questionable things in the original movies. You can argue that is was necessary, or at least a little more complex. Fine. But soooo pure of heart, better than anyone? I think what made his character interesting was that he wasn't just "good" and much more complex. But I think J.K. Rowling wants him to be, and simply dosn't care if is contradicts her writing. And I think that dosn't send a good message. It feels more like a, "If someone is known to be the good guy or the authority, than the person is right, even if some thing leave a bad taste in your mouth" kinda thing.

[@Shuizid]

This is young Dumbledore - before he turned a deathtrap into a school and established the tradition of telling the students all they ways they could die at the welcome-ceremony.

[@mwenvlay]

@@Shuizid but after he made a blood pact with his super evil lover and plotted a scheme to enslave muggles for the greater good. dumbledore was never pure of heart.

[@shraddhamahapatra8385]

@@Shuizid ...you do know that Dumbledore wasn't one of the four founders of Hogwarts, right?

[@Shuizid]

@@shraddhamahapatra8385 Oh right, I forgot. Still though, he didn't exactly seem to bother cleaning up their mess either.

[@fee6362]

@@Shuizid He was already manipulative towards newt. He didn't even tell him what he really wanted him to do, and why. I pushes people like chess pieces thinking that he has the right, because he knows what he is doing and it will work out for everybody, therefore it's fine. No it's not, I don't say he is evil but not pure of heart.

[@kodiekulp]

Feel better buddy. During this insane time your videos definitely give me a reason to laugh

[@Fawkes42]

Wait, so did Neville just straight up decapitate a person at the end of Deathly Hallows??

[@locomadman]

Umm.. well, you know, “it’s complicated”; technically by then she was trapped in snake form… but otherwise, yeah, totally. “Off with her head!”

[@xxMpEGxx]

I mean Molly Weasely destroying Bellatrix was pretty hardcore too, so Neville decapitating a murderer (Nagini has definitely killed before) is...oh well I dont know

[@arpitdas4263]

Yeah. Don't worry she was an Oriental sexy snake lady, so not really much of a loss as per JK

[@xxMpEGxx]

I got a new one: it was self-defense, nagini was about to attack ron and hermione

[@locomadman]

@@xxMpEGxx killing something that’s attacking something else is “self-defence”? This phrase you use, I do not think it means what you think it means.. 😉

[@NLR-J]

According to the books, Dumbledore at the time of his duel with Grindelwald was everything but purehearted, so that scene where the deer walks up to him was a really bad call.

[@themug406]

The books dont matter for the canon of the movies

[@toddthechimeralinguist]

"Nugget Scaffolding" is BEAUTIFUL! I'll never refer to that character by his actual name again.

[@justanotherchannelonyoutub126]

You know what would be a great Harry Potter movie? The story of the four founders of Hogwarts

[@locomadman]

@You're Gonna Hate This I dunno, that’s just crazy enough to work! 😆

[@williamfowl8670]

Don't give them ideas. You know that they would ruin that too. But at least we would get to see McGonagall !

[@AWingedOne]

They'd just ruin it by making Slytherin mustache twirlingly evil. They need to redeem house Slytherin not make it "bad guy house" like it is in Rowling's world minus Snape

[@arpitdas4263]

Rowling is just going to make Slytherin end up as a trans woman who later becomes Voldemort's mom

[@bharathpsandeep5718]

Or the marauders

[@Abelhawk]

I like how his voice deepens on the last one. His new style becomes more apparent. 😀

[@joshuahyatt9465]

These are incredible! Keep it up! Movie recommendation: Fantastic Mr. Fox. This one is a straight acid trip

[@scifiwriter98]

Agreed! Wes Anderson is the most creative director in Hollywood today. All of his movies are a visual trip. The Grand Budapest Hotel is my favorite. kzbin.info/www/bejne/p2WYnmqIjt5qY5Y

[@jadenbrown4826]

These are so much funnier when you take into account that J.K. Rowling wrote these screenplays herself😂

[@vissermatt1058]

it does add some weird credance to those rumors that she plagiarzed some of the ideas/themes of the originals, but it still doesnt explain how fucking nothing makes sense and the entire series seems to be devoid of an actual fucking plot

[@ComradeSlice]

@@vissermatt1058 was that a pun?

[@ShaggyRogers1]

@mipmipmipmipmip It's almost like JK Rowling has been the same hardcore traditional feminist that she was before she even started writing HP. No one thought she had an even remotely objectionable opinion until trans people tried to target her.

[@Peleski]

Did she? well... I'll have what she's having.... it's the good stuff

[@0100-d8m]

@@ShaggyRogers1 Plenty of people on either side of the aisle disagreed with her, but at the time traditional feminism was in-vogue, so none of the media cared. These days, traditional feminism is verboten, so the media works to rile people up by amplifying the opinions of her detractors.

[@callmeb.o.b.824]

How can they get married in the US at the end of the movie? The laws haven't been changed...Jacob is still a muggle...it was a major subplot in the first two movies...

[@TheRealNormanBates]

Akuu, I'm going to need you to get all the way off of my back.

[@AntediluvianRomance]

Did he show them his magic wand?

[@tobysinbad]

They can marry in a “muggle” hosted service, presumably? Being that they don’t know magic exists

[@davorzdralo8000]

​@@tobysinbadcouldn't they always do that?

[@chrisburke3685]

Could you imagine a world where a known criminal can run for and be elected leader? What a wild universe .

[@finitedeus5629]

Doesn't the fact that, when the cases were switched and an animal escaped, mean that Newt turned the muggle setting OFF after getting through customs? 🤔 Why the hell would he do that?

[@Dave1507]

because there's not enough space in the case for all the creatures and his clothes at the same time for a longer period of time. Or because magic, probably.

[@finitedeus5629]

@@Dave1507 So is it gonna be hard to carry six boggarts twelve socks two pairs of gym shorts and a niffler in there?

[@YZee-ij1uv]

@@finitedeus5629 actually.......

[@Dave1507]

@@finitedeus5629 maybe, maybe not, how would i know?

[@finitedeus5629]

@@Dave1507 dang it, for some reason I thought it might be super easy.

[@Veilou24]

I love how the characters in the scetch become more and more joyful as time goes on😂

[@politemenace5781]

It's because they're closer and closer to their goal of buying Canada

[@x-cluster]

Yeah you can nicely see Ryan's style progressing

[@168toretiro]

mad. not joyful, mad

[@JJ_R]

3:18 “Using magic to explain logical inconsistencies is tight!” Harry Potter in a nutshell.

[@daizydixon4069]

"Your writing is so fun and so good".. Is probably the funniest line in all of the pitch meetings. I wish he used it more.

[@weneedaladder8384]

11:49 "he gets some politicians to say that he's not a wanted criminal anymore and that means he can be a candidate immediately" Art really does imitate life, huh?

[@dylonbeitel5299]

The whole switch between Johnny Depp and Mads Mikkelsen playing Grindelwald could’ve been easy to explain by adding a trait that’s been a secret up until now. When Graves turns into Grindelwald in the first one, we all assume it was due to transfiguration or Polyjuice Potion, but what if Grindelwald was in fact a Metamorphmagus, and few people knew that except for Dumbledore, another reason Gellert fears him as well. It wouldn’t be outside the realm of possibility for his powers to never have been discovered, as it was Albus who defeated him and it could’ve been Albus who put him away as well. This would be sweet too if it was pre planned cause then you could’ve had a different actor play him in every movie.

[@Purylock]

Funny how in each of this pitch meetings characters become more emotional and plastic, shows Ryan's progress over the years =)

[@RiggidyNick]

This is considered a disease in people who are not in the movie business but for those that are it’s an advantageous adaptation that demonstrates dominance

[@ArcaneEther]

You can see the evolution of Ryan's comedy style over these longer compilations.

[@Justusson]

His dialogue and zingers are _tight!!_

[@damasek219]

I've heard of this book before, it's the thing from the other thing. Good for it to have backstory. I can't wait for "The Travels of Hagrid and Madame Maxime" or "The Detective Stories of Kingsley Shacklebolt". A sitcom "Meet the Dursleys" would be amazing too. And how about "Behind the Griffin Door" a series about funny stories from Dumbledore's times as the Headmaster, could be a sitcom too.

[@Shawnchapp]

""Behind the Griffin Door" a series about funny stories from Dumbledore's times as the Headmaster," Actually that one could be decent i'd rather a show of that then then these movies LOL

[@fermintenava5911]

Actually, "The Detective Stories of Kingsley Shacklebolt" could be fun. Some sort of Wizard Shaft 😊

[@carlowen9163]

I've been recovering from surgery to remove cancer for the last two weeks. You sir, have played a major role in my recovery so I have to tell you thank you. Thank you a thousand times. Sincerely. THANK YOU BROTHER.

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

When you realize JK Rowling REALLY isn’t a screenwriter

[@Sonichero151]

What didn't help was her mask slipping off and her fully embracing TERFdom

[@bowiehunter]

crab walk

[@dezh6345]

And not knowing how to write a screenplay is one thing. Not being able to write a cogent plot is another completely. You can tell she hasn't written anything but a check and transphobic tweets since the 2000s, because if this is what we get after it has had corrections from editors, I don't even wanna think about what it was like before.

[@youtube-kit9450]

The Harry Potter books were already not that well written but perfectly fine children's books, but her craft just absolutely imploded after she got uber rich and did nothing but drink the TERF koolaid. If she wrote a book now, it'd be just as terrible.

[@citizencalmar]

It's a bummer there's not a "Dr. Strange 2" video for today, since I saw the movie yesterday and I assume that's what had been planned for this week, but it's still cool you guys managed to get a video out anyway. Hope you get well soon, Ryan!

[@samuelhatlestad6676]

He’s got covid apparently

[@citizencalmar]

@@samuelhatlestad6676 Hence my saying I hope he gets well soon.

[@roantierney766]

Love pitch meetings! Keep up the good work!

[@roantierney766]

@POPPY 🅥 what

[@marcoottina654]

7:20 "negative 8 years old" Genius, love it! thanks for the huge amount of quality you brought here!

[@Link-ji7kx]

Ryan has stuck to such a tight format for Pitch Meetings that he could easily subvert our expectations in a number of hilarious ways ☺️

[@paramjoshi7264]

Sticking to a Tight format of content but still being good at it is TIGHT

[@sarahandthesafeword6632]

"Isn't he a wanted criminal?" "He is, yeah, but he gets some politicians to say that he's not a wanted criminal anymore and that means he can be a candidate immediately" "Oh, I feel like the wizarding political system's kinda nonsensical" Well this aged weirdly.

[@Zerobob26]

"Using magic to explain logical inconsistencies is tig..." Is why the Harry Potter stories are full of plot holes, yet inexplicably popular.

[@diegovegas3850]

Exactly, and the escapism ...

[@phantomcyrano]

Literally right after the "You don't think people are going to catch on that this is just a big cash grab? No I don't think people are that smart..." exchange I got an ad for the Secrets of Dumbledore show on HBO Max... Sometimes the universe gives you a *wink wink* *nudge nudge* that's so on the nose you just have to sit back and appreciate it...

[@juanumana5688]

the former auror goes for the foreigner, foreshadowing the foreground and foremost Aurelius Dumbledore

[@VictorHernandez-cz1be]

My most favorite part of these Pitch Meetings is the "barely an inconvenience" bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SpideyWarsStudios]

Hey Ryan can I suggest u make a "The Princess Bride" pitch meeting?

[@namecomingsoon9517]

For the customs scene, in the beginning shot he had the case open to check up on the animals and talked to them. Then when he was called up he muggle proofed it. He probably had it muggle proof, un proofed it, then re proofed it

[@misscheese1]

Ryan: I wanna buy Canada. We all do Ryan.

[@thekidfromcanada]

We all do.

[@PyrozPlayground]

9:25! "And then immediately she does not got this!" 😆😆😆

[@williamklemp3764]

"the former Auror adores the foreigner" is one hell of a tongue twister 😂

[@futureprimitivepast3044]

Every time I watch it, for some reason this always makes me laugh: “Can I ask you a question?” “Sure.” “What the hell is going on?” “Right”.

[@LuLu-Sil]

"Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!" Gives me serotonin 💖🌌

[@graduator14]

Please make a Pitch Meeting for The Room! I've been asking for the past two years. Hope it's been worth the wait!

[@greatazuredragon]

Far more entertaining than the actual movies. ^^

[@greatazuredragon]

@You're Gonna Hate This Because I take pride on my childchness! ^^

[@codybrooks3594]

@11:50 - kinda like how here in the states, felons can't vote, but felons can run for Presidential office...

[@JonPITBZN]

"So a wizard and a baker have the same suitcase?" If you're trying to hide something, disguising it to look exactly like something ordinary is a good way to do that.

[@KatieMaddalena]

"Why would Tina and Newt be immediately sentenced to death but not him?" I thought that was fairly obvious. Because Grindlelwald was the one sentencing them before - clearly he doesn't care what the actual laws are.

[@JJ_R]

Finding Fantastic Beasts is tight!

[@CharlieZuko]

Everyone: Thinks it Pitch Meeting: Says it out loud

[@af8604]

These are so well written. I start echoing "barely an inconvenience" ;-)

[@mikestonez4928]

Im glad I found your channel thought you quit. good to see you are doing your own thing

[@lukelaws3545]

14:02 always kills me no matter how many times I see it “Hey can I ask you something? What the hell is going on?”

[@klas666]

EXACTLY

[@buzzcomber]

The old episodes make me realise how much I love the modern characterisations.

[@PoolKid75]

Are you releasing all the Fantastic Beasts Pitch Meetings together now because you know there won't be a 4th or 5th?

[@sashafleming9757]

I have been binge watching these all day, and I have found myself starting to talk just like Ryan does in his videos

[@looniemoonie5955]

Damn I expected Dr Strange in Multiverse of Madness today but that's okay. I hope you rest well, Ryan~

[@blowc1612]

Or moon knight

[@Mntan]

Yeah, Covid's a bitch, at least he's not having major issues and hopefully he'll be back next week

[@Cipher_Paul]

Apparently it's because Ryan caught COVID, so he is sick and couldn't do a new Pitch Meeting episode, which is why he uploaded this instead.

[@Cipher_Paul]

@@blowc1612 does he do series too?

[@DroppedWhisper3]

@@Cipher_Paul stop lying you just made that up. He didn't catch covid he had to travel to a family members graduation

[@TheRepty818]

The "What the hell's going on?" moment is maybe one of my favorite moments in all of Pitch Meetings history. Just A+++ delivery with that joke.

[@mecanimus2225]

“How can he be elected if he’s a criminal?” Yeah. Well. About that.

[@drbakker]

Hey I just found your new Pitch Meeting channel. It was super easy... barely an inconvenience.

[@emilyhua5045]

Im rewatching this after the US elections and apparently, pardoning all crines, electing a guy who wants to torture people is actually ok!

[@aceaj2620]

I’m so glad you made this only pitches channel

[@areid1150]

In the first pitch they should've put "Oh, growing to fill whatever space is available is tight!"

[@hartkidvideos]

Great to see your new channel subscribers shooting up consistently.

[@carrbender]

If y’all are wondering why the Doctor Strange in the MoM Pitch Meeting isn’t out yet, apparently Ryan has COVID, so maybe sometime in about a week or two it should be out. I hope he feels better, and I hope is recovery is super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@TinieFox123]

The fact he said it’s an homage to scooby doo (also made by WB) is either brilliant writing or just coincidence

[@malkeus6487]

The most horrifying part of the execution scene is how everybody is smiling delightedly as they prepped her for death. Creepy

[@gen4john660]

I have to point out that it would actually be a pretty good idea to have a briefcase that looks like an American muggle briefcase, consideringthe statute of secrecy. You know just so long as there's some way that 1 muggles can't open the fantastic beast compartment and 2 if it gets lost you can track it.

[@CrashNoa]

We love you Ryan!! These videos are always treats. ❤️

[@eoyguy]

Having to rehash already made Pitch Meetings to meet the weekly deadline because Ryan is sick is...not tight! Covid is not super easy and is a BIG inconvenience. Get well bro.

[@jimreaper1337]

Not really it's just the flu, he'll be back in a few days... But people went mad for 2 years, which was definitely not super easy or barely an inconvenience!! But holding people accountable will be tight

[@TCO_404]

@@jimreaper1337 got COVID right now, lost a family member to it, and had another hospitalized for weeks who is still recovering. Fuck that just a flu bs.

[@Semi-Dark]

"very deep, very easy-to-edit-out-for-China, love for each other" XD

[@davebartlan7501]

Get well soon Ryan you do good work and are appreciated

[@richard2461956]

"He gets some politicians to say he's not a criminal anymore so he immediately becomes a candidate." This sounds like our current political system.😂

[@slaywee]

get well soon Ryan. For those who don't know, Ryan and his gf are both quarantine due to covid. Let's hope they both get better soon.

[@MrErik052005]

I REFUSED to make Nagini being a human canon. In fact, this whole series is just Newt reaction to a neurotoxin he inhaled by one of his marginal beast. That’s how the 5th movie would have ended. Newt hallucinated the whole thing. None of it happened.

[@TheHappyQuadriplegic]

I like that there’s a picture of the boss in the office 😂 (usually it’s pictures of the family)

[@fourloaves]

Do pitch meeting for * Mac And Me * please.

[@yoshidinono8095]

Ryan, your writing is so fun! So good!