I love how they made the pill swallowing sound effect sound like he's downing the world's biggest pill and the character doesn't even need water like the PMC trooper that he is.
@noburu47172 жыл бұрын
He could totally eat a Popeye's biscuit without a drink
@absoluteagony Жыл бұрын
@@noburu4717 has anyone actually did that challenge before
@marcusgabriel8365 Жыл бұрын
It looked like the time when Mr Krabs’ daughter Pearl forced fed him a bigass pill
@foolishness9020 Жыл бұрын
@@absoluteagony Dapz
@officialkirbyfan689910 ай бұрын
Ripped straight from Fallout 🫤
@vutaile11302 жыл бұрын
Some people don't know: Golden Star balm is a Vietnamese medical balm invented during the Vietnam War. Produced from precious medicinal herbs, it has the effect of reducing bruising or swelling caused by insect stings. It also has a pain-relieving effect. The size of the Gold Star balm is only as small as a coin, the shell is made of metal, very suitable for soldiers on the battlefield. Golden star balm is very popular in the Soviet Union and Russia
@ttskyhammer91692 жыл бұрын
and difficult to open.
@ChadHellgado2 жыл бұрын
Is there a tactical reason for making it so hard to open
@vutaile11302 жыл бұрын
@@ChadHellgado yeah, right. but today the modern version of the Golden Star balm in Vietnam is bigger, and "a little bit" easier to open😅😅😅
@unoriginalperson722 жыл бұрын
Thank you, para-medic
@davidgarrett66342 жыл бұрын
and?
@Km5454O42 жыл бұрын
Drug Addicts: “I can stop whenever I want.” Also Drug Addicts: 2:31
@alonelychocolatebar1954 Жыл бұрын
Gotta get those (Mostly) uppers, man.
@Niwweleg Жыл бұрын
OBDOLBOS
@yahormarkautsou5338 Жыл бұрын
I searched for this comment)))
@GLaDOSiri10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@RussellAdlerCIA7 ай бұрын
Thankfully I hate needles
@theorder63652 жыл бұрын
I find something increadibly funny about the way he takes care to meticulously close every clasp on the compact surgery kits after *performing minor surgery on himself*.
@mr_sauce_cooks2 жыл бұрын
It saved his life a little respect won't hurt
@Necromaniac.2 жыл бұрын
"increadibly"
@Dragonborn_is_Dead Жыл бұрын
And all while standing up-
@DMlTREl Жыл бұрын
He is going to use it again later on so that's why
@LEOPARD_FOX Жыл бұрын
а что тут забавного. так делает любой человек с мозгом
@Derpanatter2 жыл бұрын
I just wanna feel for one second how this guy feels after all those shots
@wylandnares86422 жыл бұрын
You know the story of of the bear that ate a bag of Cocaine? The one where I remember it being called the most dangerous predator on earth for 5 minutes? That.
@Azure-Dragon_2 жыл бұрын
He probably ain't feeling too good. Since he shoved that needle right through his freaking arm instead of a vein.
@matthewjones392 жыл бұрын
Probably not that great.
@ZhalgasSubebaev Жыл бұрын
@@wylandnares8642 have you watched a "Taxi 4" movie? There was a moment, when police inspector fell in bags of cocaine...then he became a very dangerous cop for a 5 minutes🤣
@justsaying6341 Жыл бұрын
@@Azure-Dragon_ injectors like that usually work best when applied intramuscularly
@ThinkingCrimson2 жыл бұрын
Proceedure for the surgical kits: 1. Cut the clothes 2. Take the bullet out 3. Stich the wound up
@929Finn2 жыл бұрын
Or in this case staple it up 😨
@serjic88512 жыл бұрын
@@929Finn what can you do?
@dub-pilot2 жыл бұрын
He didnt even flench 💀
@The_whales2 жыл бұрын
@@dub-pilote is the black knight from Monty python and the holy grail or what you guys call: dis but a scratch
@lenzi51192 жыл бұрын
I thought it was cutting the skin. I'm glad I'm wrong
@the_saver_from_cringe7516 Жыл бұрын
Mother: my son will become a doctor Father: no! Our son will become a lawyer The son in his room : 2:31
@GYT_TEE Жыл бұрын
Nahhhh 💀
@alexisdominguez6307 Жыл бұрын
Fentanilo🇺🇲🇲🇽🇨🇳
@troyscribner4342 Жыл бұрын
Me taking my dementia meds:
@tetraxis3011 Жыл бұрын
Jaja eso está muy xd
@threecups5809 Жыл бұрын
The son became scientists
@PurpleLobster72 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna talk about how the guy just casually perform surgery on himself while standing in the middle of a forest?
@errornamenotfound25132 жыл бұрын
One handed too
@rain_f2 жыл бұрын
Under 20 second too
@v1llanous972 Жыл бұрын
It's a video game dude......😂
@diegogonzalez57462 жыл бұрын
2:32 Bodybuilding career in 30 seconds
@WindowsDoor Жыл бұрын
Morphine is needed
@roquecandelariodanielalexa4046 ай бұрын
Liver King:
@sonicthesuperkid65 ай бұрын
I feel 😵😵😵
@tetraxis3011 Жыл бұрын
He struggles more opening the Golden Star balm than performing literal surgery on himself.
@harrytheseal6566 Жыл бұрын
0:18 "Yo, you're date's here!" "Aight, lemme just pop a mint or 2!"
@TheTrueFunnelweb Жыл бұрын
Why did I find this funny 💀
@thegreatrobin23292 ай бұрын
From your trust emergency first aid kit no less!
@nikassasan2 жыл бұрын
1:46 Impossible! He opened it
@wheatley76122 жыл бұрын
Это уже означает что он гигачад
@nikassasan2 жыл бұрын
@@wheatley7612 это все читы!
@randomNPC46 Жыл бұрын
The more impossible is, he open it WITH GLOVE ON!!!!
@ниггер437 Жыл бұрын
@@wheatley7612Он и звездочку открыл в перчатках
@LeInternetcockroach5 ай бұрын
With NO FINGERNAILS? NO WAY
@joansena30562 жыл бұрын
How did he died ? OVERDOSE
@Balasarofbaldur2 жыл бұрын
Local man who carry enough supply to run the w.h.o dies of every od
@НетИмени-ь1ъ2 жыл бұрын
2:32 typical streamer when hears footsteps in 9999 meters away
@d4cto2 жыл бұрын
Ok this is funny as fuck
@Alvah7072 жыл бұрын
Why streamers? That’s every sweaty player that can afford all the injectors in general lmao.
@d4cto2 жыл бұрын
@@Alvah707 short answer is: You don't usually see sweats taking steroids before the fight and you often times see streamers doing just that. But yeah, you're right.
@urosmamic41722 жыл бұрын
*Injects morphine and propital with power of blyat*
@Eggygoon2 жыл бұрын
this is the kind of healing animations that i would love to see implemented in more games. take for example far cry, their healing animations is straight up bending their fingers back in to place with no painkillers or antiseptics (they are still really cool BTW) but still theres a chance of dying from infection or shock.
@stayso4py951 Жыл бұрын
All the far crys take place in 3rd world countries and I don’t think they have surgical equipment laying around
@rougestarlight4308 Жыл бұрын
@@stayso4py951 even in 3rd world countries we have the common sense of not touching a dislocated hand or pulling out shrapnel/bullets if we don't know exactly how, that's how you bleed to death or how you cripple yourself
@Giagua- Жыл бұрын
@@stayso4py951 Tarkov takes place in a torn up russia (You could Say post-apocalictic but even then not so post-apocalictic) and the scavs still manage to find healing tools so why not in far cry?
@stayso4py951 Жыл бұрын
@@Giagua- far crys setting seems too underdeveloped
@ИванУшаков-с7 Жыл бұрын
Any more examples?
@delta8989 Жыл бұрын
2:31 “alright guys, more morphine”
@Peacekeeper45002 ай бұрын
No I don’t wanna overdose, goddamn it! 😂
@amirhaikal6672 Жыл бұрын
Better than most if not all ASMR out there.
@piecaked96432 жыл бұрын
POV: finding the cure for cancer be like 2:34
@daswsecond8764 Жыл бұрын
In post-soviet countries you are officially not an adult until you can show in court that you can open Vietnamese golden star balm with bare hands. There is no need to fact check this as I am legally never wrong.
@oaktable7982 жыл бұрын
I like to believe this soldier really just injected a whole pharmacy into himself. can feel pain if you cant feel.
@Ihere123 Жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing a guy having all these needle holes and bandage wraps on his left arm, and pads and splints around his body. Assumingly, you thought he had a wild accident.
@CreepyPersonCube.5 ай бұрын
"He fell on a couple bullets. And a knife. There was a knife in there at one point."
@that_one_av57 Жыл бұрын
New fear: stepping on needles discarded by soldiers tens of years ago.
@CreepyPersonCube.5 ай бұрын
The worst crime of Tarkov: Littering.
@swifto12usedtobetaken Жыл бұрын
2:31 this beat is fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Splunkmastah2 жыл бұрын
The lack of bandages in the wrapping animation still bums me out. Otherwise these are excellent.
@joaomiguellopesfernandesde38652 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@AHPcameron2 жыл бұрын
Could change as it’s still in Beta phase
@cassidy83072 жыл бұрын
Weird how they didn't bother with the bandages but they actually wrapped it around for tourniquets
@xXEGPXx2 жыл бұрын
@@cassidy8307 Tourniquets are for heavy bleeding which is a relatively new addition to the game so the animation is much newer than just normal bandages
@derpychicken7598 Жыл бұрын
Im so amazed how most games have painkiller and such but the character never use water to swallow it down
@readytopay6969 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure you can do that with saliva as I did
@Dennis-nc3vw Жыл бұрын
You don’t need water to swallow, it just makes it slightly easier and more comfortable.
@seekorkucing69420 Жыл бұрын
I mean, its a game anyway
@TheOriginalSide110 ай бұрын
Never used water to swallow pills before
@BobCrane787 Жыл бұрын
2:29 Interesting to know that Mechanix gloves are in the game.
@matierre. Жыл бұрын
almost every military-esque or combat-focused brand is in the game, if you can think of it, it's probably in tarkov
@slick_Nick_official Жыл бұрын
This guy seems very tough. He sticks thousands of things inside his arm one by one for 3 minutes straight and dosent even grunt or groan 1 time.
@genkugames96164 ай бұрын
Oh believe me, he does grunt...
@The_Mythical_Potato2 жыл бұрын
It's kinda suprising seeing godlen star balm being a healing item here considering my country produces it lmao
@imnotusingmyrealname45662 жыл бұрын
Where are you from oh Mystical Potato?
@BattleBrickState2 жыл бұрын
@@imnotusingmyrealname4566 vietnam
@Je_suis_Francais2 жыл бұрын
maybe the communist of the golden star balm heals lmao
@SayoriWithAGun2 жыл бұрын
can you tell me why ppl freak out when the character opened the star balm? i really don’t understand
@jepgisdepressed2 жыл бұрын
@@SayoriWithAGun In the time of the USSR, people would buy Golden Star for medical purposes. And for some reason they would be really hard to open. Myself I couldn't open one for my life. Everybody uses Golden Star even in Russia today. So it became a meme that the container is the hardest thing to open.
@The-Ent1ty Жыл бұрын
Tarkov: *makes swallowing the worlds smallest pill sound difficult* Far cry: "fuck medicine" *knifes out bullet*
@andrewtiller51892 жыл бұрын
I love how he just chews the pills like candy
@ExtraThiccc Жыл бұрын
Bro swallowin the mr. Krabs pill, stapling his wounds, and opening up the gold star balm with gloves. All without complaint, damn hes good
@Femboy_With_Recsseive_Gene Жыл бұрын
after using all that medical supplies, he's basically immortal now.
@tetraxis3011 Жыл бұрын
A Tank could shoot at him and the shell would just bounce off. Or he’s dead from overdosing on everything.
@katboi71408 ай бұрын
@@tetraxis3011 *temporary immortal*
@tetraxis30118 ай бұрын
@@katboi7140 Hes on Borrowed time.
@КомандирТау3 ай бұрын
2:31 Homeless dude after I gave him 5 dollars for food
@scottventure8202 жыл бұрын
somehow the animations are smooth and satisfying
@MCHSoktavnoyoblasti2 жыл бұрын
1:51 HOW? JUST HOW?
@tetraxis3011 Жыл бұрын
1% strength. 99% Faith
@CreepyPersonCube.5 ай бұрын
Constant masturbation to strengthen the wrists and fingers duh
@M.Yousuf.K9 күн бұрын
@@tetraxis3011 LOL
@KT-wg5kx Жыл бұрын
I been watching this video like a couple times in the past week and this feels like ASMR to me in a good way.
@Thatoneguard2 жыл бұрын
2:31 POV: least abuser of stims in labs
@ZinkyStinky2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised this guy could find a vein so quickly.
@clownworld46552 жыл бұрын
You know intramuscular injections are a thing?
@Felinal_19 Жыл бұрын
He has pump from holding a rifle all day lol. Also you don't really need one always you can just stick it through the muscle and you're good to go
@mrhoohaa777 Жыл бұрын
When you save all the items in a game and realize the end game boss is in the next room
@bag_arcgaming8929 Жыл бұрын
The amount of pain tolerance your character has as he just casually takes out a bullet and staples his wounds is astounding
@killroy814 Жыл бұрын
I fear the man who can perform emergency field surgery on himself, standing upright, and without grunting in pain.
@channel-nb7vx2 жыл бұрын
Bro’s grinding for max healing speed
@ArnieOcfemia2 жыл бұрын
He's preparing for the Final Boss Fact that he's doing this means the boss will not be easy
@MuliaMandiri-r9s Жыл бұрын
Other player: "killing eachoter" Him: "overdose of medicine"
@purnnr7253 Жыл бұрын
bro: “I’m not addicted!” also bro:
@sleepylunaa_02 жыл бұрын
i like how everything goes on the same arm or leg
@a.t.l24172 жыл бұрын
Nice animation =))) golden star balm
@dentiller2 жыл бұрын
More please without ambient noise. Cool
@silverq32532 жыл бұрын
POV: theres no nurse teacher in school nurse’s
@cantstandurbs8762 жыл бұрын
The surgical kits I feel they really need some extra work on the sounds, like making the player audibly grunt in pain, because after all it's pulling a bullet out of him and also stitching the wound, without any sound of pain it really just looks like the dude is casually working on his clothes or something. Also this might just be me, but the audio of swallowing the pill sound weirdly satisfying, it is to be expected with how good the food animations and sounds are.
@riloe1 Жыл бұрын
The problem is all sounds are audible in the world as well. So it would be a massive nerf to surgical kits as enemies could hear the grunts easier and identify an immobilized player
@cantstandurbs876 Жыл бұрын
@@riloe1 Not necessarily, I meant more like a client side grunt, only you can hear your own sounds of pain, I'm aware of not making it a pvp annoyance.
@lazulazu2467 Жыл бұрын
@@cantstandurbs876thats the thing about tarkov though. there *are* no client side sounds, for realisms sake. even the rustling sound when opening your inventory or just inspecting your gun can be heard by other players if theyre close enough
@DMlTREl Жыл бұрын
@@riloe1Solution: Take painkillers before surgery on yourself
@MyNamesMegatron10 ай бұрын
2:43 POV: Your a monster hunter player getting ready to destroy Fatalis.
@Snow.Frostborne_Ch5 ай бұрын
2:32 POV: You're courier 6 about to enter quarry junction
@Scalespirit1212 жыл бұрын
What drugs did you take? 2:34 - 3:02 YES
@ТётяБогданиха2 жыл бұрын
Тот самый ЧВК, который за 1 подход принял все возможное, без перерыва: "Да-а-а, я трёх сотый, бля-я-я!" *и просто пену из рта пускает*
@O4ko_Grumbusa2 жыл бұрын
Он звёздочку открыл ему вообще пох на то что он там выпил он неубиваемый
@МихаилСизифов2 жыл бұрын
и получает голова-глаза
@jouzenmizunogotoshi Жыл бұрын
疲れた時に効くと疲れ取れるんだよねこれ
@Av1and0nly Жыл бұрын
I didn’t know you were geeking like that!
@Gabrieeeeel5272 жыл бұрын
WHAT THE F... HE OPENED GOLDEN STAR BALM? IMPOSSIBLE
@artificerdrachen6908 Жыл бұрын
Man dressed up as mummy dies of overdose in the middle of a forest
@avarageRat. Жыл бұрын
2:37 homeless man after i give him money:
@manperson6354 Жыл бұрын
2:32 New Vegas melee builds before they fight a mutated cockroach
@maerivery2 жыл бұрын
すべての怪我が左前腕に集中する男
@dr.wallacebreen38592 жыл бұрын
I think that injections are supposed to be on the left arm because it's closer to the heart to pump the medicine around? Because during a heart attack, people say their left arm goes numb.
@coreflakes2 жыл бұрын
@@dr.wallacebreen3859 the bandages
@dr.wallacebreen38592 жыл бұрын
@@coreflakes of course, but there are more injections than the bandages animations.
@WorldNo1Wachi Жыл бұрын
笑ったw
@thedarkness8533 Жыл бұрын
The golden star is a tough one to crack... I guarantee you that. I even have like 5 of those at home
@Shiroko_o7 ай бұрын
Now this is my type of ASMR
@KrissVector-et3sq2 жыл бұрын
"I don't think this man's ever been to medical school"
@igotoomuchdiponmychip2342 Жыл бұрын
how my mom tries to heal herself when she gets injured: 1:42 how my dad tries to heal himself when he gets injured: 1:54
@CreepyPersonCube.5 ай бұрын
0:59 Oh god no my watch PLEASE ROLEX I LOOTED OFF THAT CORPSE! SPEAK TO ME! DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN UP ON ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE NOW LIVE DAMNIT LIIIIVE
@Cakes2312 Жыл бұрын
ah finally all the healing items... took me 1 year.... AY WHAT ARE YOU- The new player :
@Azazelium. Жыл бұрын
the pmc after i stop shooting him for 5 seconds to reload my gun:
@basicallybobinxv725523 күн бұрын
You can also use the golden star balm on the back of your neck to keep warm or use its scent to cure nausea
@carl-gustafdentredje21922 жыл бұрын
This guy after pumping himself full of 28 different types of drugs: I see no god up here *Starts elevating* OTHER THAN ME!
@guts-1412 жыл бұрын
Dude would've been OD'ed if he hadn't taken the xTG-12 Antidote Injector
@mrpsyco58842 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. Casual surgery is also my favorite hobby
@Cmdr.Granite2 жыл бұрын
All the medical item here is good but the golden star balm damm so good cuz that is vietnamese painkiller type of vasiline
@RealGhostface-y9bАй бұрын
He put the tourniquet in the wrong part of the arm...it won't stop the bloodflow unless he twists hard enough to break his forearm
@The_whales2 жыл бұрын
When a bodybuilder after tanking an m14 mag and needs to recover
@DoomerNavajo711 ай бұрын
Though i dont play eft the healing animations always looked neat to me Then again doesnt take much to impress me.
@manhleee9387 Жыл бұрын
Golden start balm da god mode medicinal
@gooeyslinky4509 Жыл бұрын
The guy is probably thinking, "What the hell these meds aren't working, better take some more until they work"
@alexrusset86142 жыл бұрын
2:30 ALL the drugs! Straight into my veins!
@Burgurmorganthebayharbourchef9 ай бұрын
Idk about y'all but these healing animations are so satisfying to me
@aurelionsoil9207 Жыл бұрын
1:46 we the vietnamese call the name of ultimate medicine " cao sao vàng"
@hontay2 жыл бұрын
Daily routine of an Ohio citizen
@ManicObsevations2 жыл бұрын
Take 43 shots of morphine
@Bl1tzcuit2 жыл бұрын
Im lmaoing so hard and lolling out loud
@erictam61262 жыл бұрын
Yes we do that everyday, only in Ohio
@erictam61262 жыл бұрын
It isn’t easy to survive a day out of a car first aid kit
@erictam61262 жыл бұрын
*in Ohio
@finesicle Жыл бұрын
half of the healing animations on this game: n e e d l e
@typicaldragon46182 жыл бұрын
Kinda wish this game has a single player offline lan multiplayer
@Doomsday4992 жыл бұрын
It does, you can install a client-side server emulator called SPT-AKI. It basically runs "your own" Tarkov, everything works like normal, you can change how much money you have, spawn in items, and stuff.
@urosmamic41722 жыл бұрын
That's what spt is for but saddly no LAN with the bois :(
@Hey-xm6mz2 жыл бұрын
@@Doomsday499 ok thank you :)
@PantherCat64 Жыл бұрын
@@urosmamic4172 I thought it did, but it’s as painful as you get. Like having to mess with ip addresses and open ports in dangerous ways being the easy part, level of pain. I’ll have to check again.
@mjay6245 Жыл бұрын
EOD has online coop where you can use your gear safely and raid with friends. No progress saved but great for learning maps.
@otamesan24 Жыл бұрын
思ってたより深く針刺しててしんどい いつもありがとうpmc
@toxinomic371311 ай бұрын
I dont think you guys know how painful it is for someone to use a CMS or a Calok-B A Calok-B is just a tubular syring filled with hemostatic granules made for stopping blood and clotting your blood in that area, that means the person using the Calok-B needs to insert the syringe into the open wound and gradually inject the granules as it exits. If you thought that was bad, everytime your pmc uses a CMS they have to cut the clothes in that area to remove the obstruction. The next step is they have to take tweezers and dig into their open wound and take out the bullet, then after that they staple their bare skin essentially stitching it with staples.
@Skullfiend2 ай бұрын
The ending is basically that meme of Overlord of Momonga spending like 3 minutes casting a thousand buffs on himself.
@bananadoppio1716 Жыл бұрын
I'm not going to lie the sound of the syringes is 🔥🔥
@bloodruststaples2 жыл бұрын
2:32 Just another Tuesday in Sacramento
@markosimunic4770 Жыл бұрын
Imagine this guy going to the hospital. "Alright sir we will perform the surgery now!" "NAH dude i got this!"*grabs surgical tools*
@TheborjPL8 ай бұрын
High level PMC's when a single 9x19 hits their leg: 2:31
@ThatStenGuy1941 Жыл бұрын
"Seems normal" *2:31** 2 minutes and 31 seconds later* "Ok what the fuc-"
@JASON.K003 Жыл бұрын
Bro is the HOSPITAL 🗿🗿💪🍷
@IzharNiko2 жыл бұрын
This guy literally Do emergency Surgery on himself without flinching. Hell, that emergency surgical kit only consist three tools without anesthetic in it.
@thedbdentity21022 жыл бұрын
Perhaps the endgame microphone maxed out from him screaming in agony while doing it
@РодионЗубарев2 жыл бұрын
Под конец это чисто вечер жителя СПБ
@wolfygamerpro5803 Жыл бұрын
Bro went from 1 to 1000 hp
@xosmium Жыл бұрын
Achievement Unlocked: Higher than the Clouds.
@rosaria83843 ай бұрын
We should be scared of this guy. He opened Golden Star, something that's very hard to open: WITH GLOVES and can handle a lot of drugs without flinching.
@arizuokusawa6953 Жыл бұрын
Are armies still currently employing morphine or morphine injections in their first aid kits? is a common trope in games but I actually never see it on AMEDD videos or IFAK unboxings.
@garybreedlove42412 жыл бұрын
Homeless man: hey man can you spare a buck so i can eat? Me: sure. But make sure you only use it for food Homeless man: oh of course *homeless man not even 5 minutes later* : 2:33