This is pretty much exactly what I hoped ULTRAKILL speedruns would look like
@turkishcockroach12Ай бұрын
ultrakill, the best dopamine generator known to mankind
@oddfin4439Ай бұрын
Well, You got what you hoped for.
@dhrumildave4221Ай бұрын
Yeah I mean the Limbo doors opening quickly when V1 flies at Mach 7 did it for speedrunners. Love TWLR from 7-1 :)
@Heynow-yz7jhАй бұрын
You should check out vendetta too, he’s a great speedrunner with a similarly great music taste. He’s a multi WR holder as well.
@illusionsofnothingАй бұрын
Thank you and thanks to real guy please add more mechanics to make ability to go faster. Help us go so fast we break the game, break the speed of light, go back in time. FUQ IT!
@gr3ekk4172 ай бұрын
i love when Gabriel in 6-2 screams "IS THAT THE BEST U'VE GOT" and fucking dies 😭
@gamesrodri80352 ай бұрын
“IS THAT THE BEST YOU’VE GOT-“ *gets fucking obliberated*
@everynameiwantistaken2 ай бұрын
I can confirm that that was NOT the best he got.
@gr3ekk4172 ай бұрын
@@everynameiwantistaken frfr
@IcedManx-pq5ke2 ай бұрын
or in 4-2 he just nukes the incerectionist just it is i the strongest enemy wait why do you have gu- dies
@xonty52272 ай бұрын
"IS THAT THE BEST YOU GO- oh oh uh oh hello uh my fault I'll leave"
@vivyaann2 ай бұрын
This reminds me of a story. So, stop me if you've heard this; RealGuy was walking down the street, right? And he came across a Vivyan. The Vivyan asked RealGuy, "can I have your autograph?". You know what Realguy said? "Only if I can have yours." Can you honestly believe GenZ is trying to cancel RealGuy after this?
@hutiiiii.2 ай бұрын
Would u rather fork an autograph or eat realguy bacon, but get this. Realguy isnt realguy and now you work a night shift at real guys burgeria and theres a realguy realguy there that bacons on its own and fork
@Simply012 ай бұрын
Ill have to disagree. Everyone is aware that everytime that happens. Hear me out now. But u dont even real eyes that its all about that. Usually I. Disturbing the peace or smth like that 💔💔
@firefree52822 ай бұрын
@@Simply01what is this
@Simply012 ай бұрын
@@firefree5282 @Simply01 what is this
@omaki82036Ай бұрын
@@hutiiiii. im gonna find you
@originalwafina2 ай бұрын
I can't stop drinking oil. I can't stop drinking oil. I just can't stop! I can't stop drinking crude oil. You know, the black stuff? That comes in barrels? I can't stop drinking it. I just can't! It's tantalizing! It's addicting! It is... a delicacy. I love it. I can't stop drinking oil. Crude oil! I can't stop guzzling it! Gulping it down! I can't stop drinking crude oi
@Entity_glitch2 ай бұрын
Yummers
@Fuggincreature2 ай бұрын
How tf is a diesel engine using the internet?
@elitegamerx5236Ай бұрын
bro is optimus prime
@mrblakeboy142010 күн бұрын
are you that one goth girl that looks like a mobile game
@fastboy322 ай бұрын
The most insane thing about this is that this can be optimized even more you speedrunners are insane bro
@bigolnoob549117 күн бұрын
The difference to speedruns like ULTRAKILL Any% or V2 Any%/P% is that runs like these are way longer and gracious goodness I could NEVER imagine that level and endurance consistently across multiple levels, which is where he'll flop sometimes absolutely makes such runs for me.
@krispork2 ай бұрын
3:19 Imagine spawning as a husk, seeing a blue robot fly past u at 40+ mph, hearing a rocket approaching u from behind then everything suddenly cutting to black
@vendyy_2 ай бұрын
game full guy real% awesome run
@plant3s2 ай бұрын
hey man just wanted to say that you are no less real than the guy is, although he's pretty real, and I love your runs, wish to see more if you're planning any in the future
@maemaemayday2 ай бұрын
ive watched all of your p% runs and as many as i could find from other runners so honestly this run dropping is Such good food for me. cant get enough of this category, i dont speedrun too much but yall inspire me to try out this category sometime
@daveinthemicrowaveАй бұрын
God I love that Ultrakill basically has no skill ceiling. The sheer skill required for this and still so many mistakes, really shows how horrendously difficult it is to pull off these strats back to back.
@NeverSnows2 ай бұрын
27:50 gotta love those small strokes we have randomly.
@dhrumildave42212 ай бұрын
Ayo it's NNN
@NotZaph22 ай бұрын
@@dhrumildave4221No N-word November
@RTRTM_Ай бұрын
@@dhrumildave4221nonstop stroking it november
@c0n2213 күн бұрын
25:57 "Machine, I know you come to me"
@KitsuneGB-hc9zbКүн бұрын
I’m sure many Ultrakill players do.
@checknical2 ай бұрын
This is the only way vendettas run could have been beaten, the only way it should have been beaten. Not some triumphant culmination of time save after months of optimization. Just a half asleep RealGuy screaming in a discord call. god I love this game.
@bookwyrm18852 ай бұрын
This kind of stuff is so funny to imagine in-universe. Like, V1 enters Hell and within 30 minutes they've killed half its inhabitants and defeated Gabriel twice and made it down to Violence. They really should chill a little lol.
@diggyrobinson5859Ай бұрын
all of act 2 takes less than a day canonically
@simonsvinyl2 ай бұрын
NO WAY YOU JUST BEAT VENDETTA, BRAVO MAN
@boristheorange2 ай бұрын
Vendetta dipped fsr lel
@supersain23492 ай бұрын
your muscle memory did you dirty on 1-3 with the soap thing near the start
@americanyoutubeenjoyer2 ай бұрын
bro does this shit while listening to calming beats
@gundamenjoyer2172 ай бұрын
These husks really be saying stuff like “I got my whole afterlife ahead of me” no you don’t, the +ULTRARICOSHOT X4 is coming
@xonty52272 ай бұрын
The slowest thing about this man is his loading screen
@hopper8514Ай бұрын
The best part of speedruns with heart rate trackers is watching it go up when you make a mistake 22:54 bookmark
@crow25962 ай бұрын
i swear the music just lines up with the gameplay at certain parts and its so satisfying 8:09 - 8:43 25:16 - 25:33 26:23 - 27:13 32:23 - 32:48
@dhrumildave42212 ай бұрын
Thanks
@TruxySSJ2 ай бұрын
you don't know how tense I was looking at the timer in 2-2, thinking you weren't gonna make it for the challenge
@dhrumildave42212 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the way this challenge will be required to execute in UKMD
@mogaku7762 ай бұрын
24:40 That pierce coin is so fucking cinematic
@HellnawNaw-zq2jx2 ай бұрын
My man got a WR in a voice call at 11pm. Truly a legend.
@Antidisestablismentarianism2 ай бұрын
I was thinking of making a short video of *Vendetta's sub 30 min FG P% time with the title "The last Sub 30" about how that with more levels coming the time couldn't be expected to stay that low. Glad I didn't make it though cause that idea is out of date with this Video! Well done!
@Wild-GooberАй бұрын
The most impressive part of this isn’t the gameplay, but the fact it can be improved.
@8bitraee2 ай бұрын
No words, just amazing
@hvsm7893Ай бұрын
23:09 "ok lets go" "wait what the fuck"
@symmetricfivefold2 ай бұрын
bait used to be believ- HOLY SHIT IS THAT A SUB 30
@capy6842 ай бұрын
2:04 bro you cooked so hard you burned the entire street with that one
@dhrumildave42212 ай бұрын
3:16 man how did you kill em all without even looking 😭 you all have some different version of ultrakill I swear 6:53 That blast on the wall looked like a giant maurice at a far distance to me 11:54 "Machine. Turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind." (Whoops. sorry about that) "BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL" "Ughh - Gyahh - Enough!" *Dies* "May your days be many and your days few" (speedrunner waits patiently for Gabe to finish his dialogue since the stopwatch is paused) Hello
@raizors13312 ай бұрын
The power of insta-kill tech
@Diego91940Ай бұрын
I believe the instakill tech is with red rocket explosions, lots of split coins and blasts from the knuckleblaster
@zitoenzitoLOL2 ай бұрын
its crazy how you literally beat my cheated records with ultrafunguns AND P RANK LMAO YOUR THE BEST
@Gmoray2 ай бұрын
Finally, someone to dethrone Vendetta after 5 months
@zaferosmogos2 ай бұрын
These videos are satisfying, keep doing this!
@Xenon-wb4xf2 ай бұрын
man has ultra'ed the kill
@crazyasian79452 ай бұрын
Shit is so clean
@Nichoma2 ай бұрын
Insane run, congrats
@Neodx22 ай бұрын
This is strangely therapeutic
@Permafrost_warthunder2 ай бұрын
Insane routing, awesome run
@Endie7274Ай бұрын
Sucks so many mistakes happened, hope you manage to break more time in your future runs!
@melifaro9917Ай бұрын
thats the reality of p% fullgame, this category is a bit difficult lo
@Endie7274Ай бұрын
@melifaro9917 ik, but the fact so many happened by literal seconds is sucky. Especially the one in 5-3 near the end.
@ACriticNamedAsher2 ай бұрын
holy shit, congrats guy
@appakling2 ай бұрын
this GOAT is back again
@AttackJack332 ай бұрын
Cant stop the V Tra1n
@THR-1000Ай бұрын
'we have 30 minutes until we, leave, prepare (thyself?)'
@SingeStheos21 күн бұрын
7:47 that's one way to kill an enemy quickly, i guess
@Sir_Frieden2 ай бұрын
This man, right here, is a fucking wizard.
@KuzimunАй бұрын
the fist level looks so clean
@Sklider97Youtube2 ай бұрын
This guy deserves more subs like for real
@amynanel2 ай бұрын
GG DUDE unreal
@Comically_Large_Watermelon2 ай бұрын
VENDETTA HAS BEEN DETHRONED!
@potatoandrew_2 ай бұрын
23:20 i feel that heartrate man
@siediee2 ай бұрын
making history
@fridging2 ай бұрын
GOATGUY GOAT RUN?!?!?!?!
@rasinroleroblox56002 ай бұрын
why was your heartbeat so god damn high for the entire time
@bruhmoment520313 күн бұрын
It's almost as if doing those speedruns is stressful as hell, jee.
@Onvil_2 ай бұрын
nutty real guy be bustin
@Strange_TravellerАй бұрын
Man woke up and decided to set a world record 😭
@okEanra2 ай бұрын
watched Live it'''
@ghastly_gengar2 ай бұрын
my goat isn't washed...
@Retarded_Ape2 ай бұрын
Clean your goat nerd
@kristapskrumins56762 ай бұрын
This isn't completely incomprehensible to me, I understand everything that is going on here, I've played this game too much.
@boxtheplatypus1060Ай бұрын
Lore accurate V1
@Darkn2 ай бұрын
goated
@ay0_thepizzahere2 ай бұрын
congratu-fucking-lations dude, god damn
@TRD69322 ай бұрын
I felt that backtrack to the cerb at 5-3 😔
@David111IsHere2 ай бұрын
Guess he didn't die from a heart attack GG GG (GoodGame GoatGuy)
@ILoveAerowalk2 ай бұрын
This guy is real
@wormsley2 ай бұрын
theres a concerning lack of lenient in this run..
@nyanfish12 ай бұрын
Why is this supposedly "real" guy starting to look like a goat 🤔
@wul52112 ай бұрын
goat
@thefishybandit2 ай бұрын
Real Guy, Realize, Real sub 30s
@Leggenda007Ай бұрын
Deam bro you really wanna break the fucking game (i love see the heart during the game)
@goingbozo2 ай бұрын
holy moly
@literaldoorknobАй бұрын
MFW P-Ranking the whole game is done faster than my first play-through of 7-1:
@gamesrodri80352 ай бұрын
I’m sorry for ever touching ultrakill
@Wild-GooberАй бұрын
0:17 why this kinda on beat tho
@TeoSupreme1522 ай бұрын
5:18 I've heard that sound effect in game before, is it like an ultra rare RNG kinda thing?
@okEanra2 ай бұрын
nah thats just the sound of the cerb and whiplash during slowdown i dont believe theres any rare sounds in the game
@VTuberDestrisOfficial2 ай бұрын
My toxic trait is seeing this world record speedrun and thinking I could do better (I probably can’t)
@gernanite9112 ай бұрын
i was so dissappointed when he hit that wall in the beginning of 1-1
@stfubtw1337Ай бұрын
that 7-1 was really painful
@stfubtw1337Ай бұрын
still faster than my pb tho lol
@lemon43782 ай бұрын
speedrunners are insane
@Lavrov.202 ай бұрын
Bravo
@gekinatracksuit97102 ай бұрын
this video hurts my fingers, wrist, and keyboard
@Devilhunter__2 ай бұрын
oh my gyatt
@AxelGame2 ай бұрын
RealGuy? more like, it's RealGangsta how you beat that time, dawg
@search_lurk_destroy10 күн бұрын
When hell is full
@puff69232 ай бұрын
honestly my heart rate would also be 140 if i got wr for ultrakill
@Spextrum12 ай бұрын
So in any% i kind of know what their doing and what’s happening but in this all i can think is “what killed them???????”
@toasteroven76832 ай бұрын
27:48 HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA KJSGH:LAKG
@rubyace7058Ай бұрын
what was that parry on 11:18
@kowol1865Ай бұрын
27:48 😭😭😭😭😭
@pietrolinguini5752 ай бұрын
i think this is the most real real to ever real
@yuukio6540Ай бұрын
what the hell did i just watch? P ranked every level and i still don't get this.
@plant3s2 ай бұрын
you are so real for this, guy
@plant3s2 ай бұрын
genuinely was waiting for this run, so glad to see it
@bagel0122 ай бұрын
Canon v1
@Sebastian-cj5ot2 ай бұрын
I consider myself a good ultrakill player *watches this and realize this is average gameplay* I consider myself a mediocre ultrakill player
@slavapotter3742 ай бұрын
where I can get playlist?
@doguezter70472 ай бұрын
Real guy is a blood or crip? 🎙️🇺🇲
@ЛеонидЮрин-ы5р2 ай бұрын
Maybe, his computer is piano😂
@yin-bx1pp2 ай бұрын
your fingers scare me
@arthurcastagnasperandio22320 күн бұрын
why my v1 cant do this?
@RedBloxStudios2 ай бұрын
My jaw was open for the entire half hour
@JonipelaaАй бұрын
how many hours do u have on ultrakill?
@enkoltaАй бұрын
~2270
@skill_issue342 ай бұрын
bro needs fraud and treachery sorry for breathing the same air as you