ULTRAKILL P-2 First Playthrough P% in

check this: • ULTRAKILL P-2 P% Speed...
this shit went so much harder than it needed to be and i loved it

[@nagasuao1129]

Doctor: "Lore accurate V1 isn't real it can't hurt you." Lore accurate V1:

[@VoidDwelllerGuy]

you just made me realised that v1 was a bigger threat to an earthmover than another earthmover that was attacking the earthmover. also lore accurate v1 could decimate all of humanity if it wanted to probably

[@TheDiggity42]

The best parts of this were “Oh you wanna fight the boss? EARN IT.” “Yeah, I lost, but I was cool as fuck. Gonna die now, bye.”

[@noobplaye1218]

Sisyphus dialogue in a nutshell "You look like an angel you will be my punching bag for now." "Im dead now but you guys are gonna die in this world without hope lmao hope you die KYS L ratio."

[@juice7116]

Chad Sisyphus "I don't regret a SECOND of it" versus virgin Minos "I'm sorry, my children."

[@roiwelboren9302]

-frees himself -thanks the player for visiting them -tries to kill you for a warm-up -dies -doesn't regret a thing -refuses to Albright further

[@juice7116]

@@roiwelboren9302 chad tbf

[@SomeKindaSpy]

Also Sisyphus breaking out of his prison. Glad it wasn't just a Flesh Prison 2.0/repeat, the breakout made it interesting.

[@artman40]

Looks like the developer forgot that lecturing in front of professional players is a death sentence.

[@icantthinkofagoodname.3983]

That's Lenval Brown voicing the boss btw. You might know him as the Narrator and all of your stats from Disco Elysium

[@liliaghilenschi8819]

Holly hell, yea! I knew I heard that voice somewhere.

[@calliecalamity8787]

I placed it after a bit and I love it so much

[@fearjunkie]

I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THE VOICE

[@DatamalDraws]

Wait, you mean the narrator from Little Big Planet and The Stanley Parable?

[@__grimmkind__]

Ohh i see

[@GottaDieFast]

i like how they use a flesh prison to contain minos but use a large city and a whole army of demons and angels to contain sisyphus

[@quinnmaster504]

and it STILL wasn't enough

[@pathosofmine]

Plus he could've broken out any time he wanted to

[@liquidbanana]

@@retik9202 i’m curious as to how he found out about minos’ defeat if he was asleep

[@slippyfruit8538]

​@@liquidbananamagic bullshit

[@giratina4935]

​@@liquidbanana he saw minos blood on v1 i think

[@gustavogodoy5651]

this man out here doing the TAS stuff 1 hour after the update

[@Com3t-JnLnn]

This isn’t a Tool Assisted Speedrun though?

[@user-hi3cw6vc9j]

@@Com3t-JnLnn hes that powerful?

[@gustavogodoy5651]

@@Com3t-JnLnn its a joke my man

[@Com3t-JnLnn]

@@gustavogodoy5651 Ah, ok. 👍

[@spectre7095]

Wait p-2 is out???

[@gigagge]

To sum up the data log at the end Hakita basically made the playerbase canon

[@ReSpark141]

the madlad

[@bread2678]

based.

[@idoamir3805]

the machines recognize me as a speedrunner

[@E-An3]

how?

[@SomeKindaSpy]

Also Hell is alive and itself is a living organism who delights in torture and essentially hacked the terminals. Check out the ARG for this update.

[@kotomishione]

8:12 What I really like about this game, is what names everyone calls you Object/Machine - meaning you are just a mere thing to Gabriel, and doesn't really need to be held accountable for your genocide. Creature of Steel - Meaning you are a living, and aware being that knows what they have done and must be held accountable and Minos will be the one to do it. Weapon - Something made just to kill and destruct, with no other purpose. Child of Man - You are one of, if not the most advanced creation of Mankind, as you have slaughtered all of hell and fellow machines. Edit: added Machine and my guesses on Child of Man

[@velonian5154]

he also calls V1 Child of Man

[@cold_ultra]

Machine

[@lonelyshpee7873]

​@@velonian5154 Yes, a weapon made by man

[@heliax9924]

true just noticed pretty smart writting especially for a game like this

[@Mono-so1cl]

Sisyphus also says “That’s it!” when entering his second phase, meaning he’s litearally encouraging you to try your best

[@AarroHTL]

This is without a doubt the best gameplay I've ever seen of this game. Holy hell

[@SpaceCowboy1627]

New response just dropped

[@aikanaka]

google en p-rankant🎉

[@isiffrin]

google en passant

[@omicrondelta7327]

You should see mine 😎 (you should not see mine)

[@Why-wd3zg]

@@isiffrin it really is fucking everywhere

[@doyouknowwhoELSE]

Bro just a few hours and people already speedrunning it, what the hell?!

[@YoshiLikesFate]

ULTRAKILL

[@dwarfdigger135]

*after he was freed* "IS THAT THE GUY FROM DISCO ELYSIUM?!"

[@legofreak88884444]

yep

[@martinb.3997]

The part before Sisyphus really, REALLY kicked me all over, with the maurices, mindflayers, masses and mirtues making my life not hell, but hell squared. I died more times to those maurices than I would to Minos Prime in my usual violent playthrough. Mind you, I was trying out P-2 on standard of just how scared I was. Then came the Panopticon, killing me 2 times after which Sisyphus decided to burst out. Then I killed him. First try. 31 restarts and none were from him. What.

[@shyl1on]

I mean it seems that the whole part of the level before SIsyphus is the main issue of P ranking it now lol

[@krisnaputramaulidan2843]

sussyphus talked a lot, like a lot, which means deadcoinning and coin punching + saws would be really good here. Meanwhile the parts before that is basically just later waves of cybergrind but with a ceiling and walls in which you are thrown multiple fucking mindflayers, a hideous mass, 2 insurrectionists in a single room, 4 fucking cerberus in the first room, and swordsmachines spread like they're seeds being planted in a garden oh and did i not mention the 2 or 3 ferrymens and idol statues?

[@shyl1on]

@@krisnaputramaulidan2843 I dunno, this level just felt shitty to play. Its subjective to me but it felt like it just tried to kill me instead of challenging when I was doing P-1 I was never frustrated, but this just wasn't very fun which is again, by no means an objective metric

[@Matt-td8xw]

When it released i wanted to beat it withnot getting any spoilers, but honestly i just gave up, i know i won't finish it at all.

[@KG3_]

I beat the level on violent with 153 restarts.

[@iwillchangemybackbonelater]

sisypush so strong, he himself escaped the prison

[@ctb3335]

He was already becoming a Prime Soul before he was jailed tbf. The angels actually thought that would happen too.

[@nerfedby50percent2]

​@@gwenithbyrne4975He doesn't want to wait through an entire boss fight just to fight a robot fr

[@symetriam6211]

tbh the level itself was the flesh prison

[@user-gp9ms3wn1w]

There goes Minos's fame, taken by Sisyphus.

[@Requiem_Penguin]

I've gotta say that Minos' theme is way better, but in terms of difficulty and moveset Sisyphus is superior

[@mikeerrmantrout6350]

@@Requiem_Penguin and the intro of him literally ripping out of the flesh panopticon

[@Requiem_Penguin]

@mikeerrmantrout6350 I expected him to do smth like that since he is not so peaceful compared to minos, to say the least. What I didn't expext are 4 cerberuses and the undying Stalker

[@charonsferryold]

Honestly Sisyphus goes *so* fucking hard as a character Instead of screaming in agony as he died, he laughed maniacally. Also I really like how he calls us a "weapon" in particular, goes hard as fuck

[@__grimmkind__]

Minos is better both in gameplay and music, but sisy is harder due *W I D E* it seems

[@mr.roboto5401]

I love how different his death is from Minos. Minos cries out that he couldn't help his people, but Sisyphus enjoys that fact that he suffered laughing as he dies

[@scumknight6074]

In lore he was a Sadistic Tyrant who enjoyed getting tortured. He was such a threat, he forced Gabriel to draw out his swords. And at that point, he was already becoming a Prime Soul. Obvious the Angels were pissed scared, so they trapped him in a greater prison. And even then, he could’ve broken out any time he wanted.

[@pathosofmine]

​@Scum Knight a sadistic tyrant or a masochist? Because a masochist enjoys getting torture whilst a sadist enjoys inflicting torture

[@scumknight6074]

@@pathosofmine Funny enough, he was both. He was that messed up.

[@th3rdcoming]

someone can be both sadistic and masochistic i reckon, these things aren't mutually exclusive

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

@@th3rdcoming they aren't. it's called sadomasochism

[@TheAbyssalStorm]

THIS PRISON TO HOLD ME? Probably the most badass quote in the game, with “And thy punishment is death” coming at a close second.

[@GabrielUltraDIE]

whenever minos says "and thy punishment is death" he actually means that your punishment is trying to defeat him after 28 tries

[@Dullsonic3]

What I expected was a superboss. What I did not expect was Ultrakill's version of Champion's Road before the superboss.

[@pillowmint4622]

and the game *isn't even finished yet!* there may very well be a champion's road, and this would probably be a winner's road in comparison.

[@justgarfield9721]

​@@pillowmint4622maybe an entire layer, I don't know what I will do

[@gigagge]

Ultrakill 101 If you run into a prison of flesh, that’s not the real boss.

[@I_USE_BLUARM_ULTRAKILL]

that was fast I can't watch more than a few seconds since I can't be spoiled but anyone who can speedrun a P% of a P stage the day of release is in a class of their own holy shit

[@marioluigimario6413]

AND IT WAS HIS FIRST PLAYTHOUGH

[@walp8408]

"5 mindflayers.... And 5 more mindflayers!" -hakita making this level

[@alfonshedstrom9859]

"make them invincible too. suffer"

[@alkalamatula]

This Is cool and all, but can we talk how the music lined up perfectly with his gameplay?

[@saitamaonepunchman8176]

I was appreciating how amazing his voice sounded and then I looked at his health and he was half dead in a few seconds lmao

[@dinoaurus1]

Deadcoin moment

[@doug2555]

I really hope Hakita pulls a "no you" on P-3 by making some way to circumvent players setting up insane strats (like deadcoining) while the boss is having their monologue. This boss is hard but it doesn't mean much if there is a way to get it to half hp in the first couple seconds. Some 4th wall break or making the boss realize what the player is doing and just killing them instantly would be really cool for a secret final boss of the game.

[@alternative7586]

3:53 is one of two gaming moments that made me realize I have motion sickness. The first one was when I played Pizza Tower.

[@thatguycalledkai]

the way they coded the boss is simple as "Set player_health 0" but damn this was fun also i find it so fukin funny how they basically got some things from max0r's vids "not gonna lie he's looking a bit SQUARE" (during flesh prison) "he teleports behind you, ect" (during gabriel part 1)

[@SenyiKimmo]

also his death is literally just like max0r minos's death

[@thatguycalledkai]

@@SenyiKimmo actually you are right, didn't notice that

[@frenchfrywaffle7082]

I thought the Prison accidently killed himself because of a game bug but NO THE PRIME SOUL GREW IMPAITENT AND JUST PULLS HIMSELF OUT AND ENDS THE FIRST PHASE IMMEDIATELY!

[@walterblanco5046]

Oh man, i thought it was going to be the prime soul of Jeremy 985th

[@Justanotherkiddy]

Now THIS is how V1 truly behaved

[@calliecalamity8787]

I love the VA for Sisyphus. Didn't expect to fight harrier du bios' brain

[@ozone_]

6:03 I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the Idol was still protecting the Hideous Mass. It took me a solid minute of dodging before I attempted to actually hit the thing lol.

[@penjamin1479]

I like how they turned up the music. Its essential to getting the P rank.

[@VimyGlide]

THEY GOT THE NARRATOR FROM DISCO ELYSIUM?!

[@a_39442b]

The stage track goes harder than the boss track imo, it is absolutely insane

[@Kuino]

Common Keygen Church W

[@calmcat5377]

to not only be good at the game after practicing a level but also to able to excel running on pure reaction time is crazy

[@isaacclark9576]

the amount of skill some players have baffles me. I just finished this with 96 retries in just under an hour. Really inspiring to see the skill ceiling a simple game like Ultrakill offers to players who are willing to put the time in

[@48Mei]

Dude same 😭 It took me about 55mins w about 107 restarts cos of that one room w the 2 invulnerable mindflayers, where as Sisyphus Prime himself, took me about 20 tries or so. I still have so much to learn and improve on and I’m so excited to do so

[@ultrio325]

it took me 2 hrs with 222 retries ._.

[@waterbottler2761]

3 hours with 581 retries, haven't touched ultrakill since p ranking every level that I got too rusty lol

[@nekmitdisagrees]

I'd love for Sysyphus to clap me with that clap move 👉👈

[@Hadfield15]

This whole level was bonkers. The difficulty spear made this all the more fun to play, and Tenebre Rosso Sangue was SO AWESOME to hear in game

[@malignantpootis213]

I didn't even notice him prying open the Panopticon when I first fought him. That's badass I expected to die way more than twice against him, at least compared to the 50+ times I died before fighting him and the Panopticon

[@legocy-is-lazy]

i love the part you pause to put the volume on higher to feel the absolute banger

[@uglyfeo4029]

Jesus fuck this level was so astronomically hard. The sheer amount of enemies in such a closed space is harder than wave 30 cybergrind. That part was harder that the fucking boss itself

[@KawaiiNeko333]

Did Hakita just take RusdianBadger’s performance of Minos and make it canon? Cause I was expecting him to say he’s on percs!

[@ice-creamman]

how nice of him to lower the volume so that our ears don't explode into dust.

[@evee_evvillamar4477]

have you guys seen Maurice in the new update? dude's got a fresh cut!

[@hisnitch]

What I find personally interesting is that Sisyphus fully recognizes V-1 as a Child of Man, and honestly doesn't care that he was responsible or helped kill Humanity.... He wants a good fight, and by damn was he gonna get one

[@untaco9035]

The best part of the video is 3:25 since you up the volume. Big thanks man the soundtrack of this game truly goes hard

[@MegaICS]

the first encounter in p-2 scared the shit outta me

[@Lunar_Atronach]

Same, I was slowly walking through to absorb the ambiance so that thoroughly jostled my jimmies

[@Jmcgee1125]

Dang. I spent an hour on this level and then this clean run comes across my recommendations. You made short work of it.

[@Logan601_Guy]

i am genuinely so envious of your skills man wth you're so good

[@sillyzd]

this guy played this once and beat up the prime soul like it was nothing

[@jamjar1726]

that was the most ULTRAKILL thing i've ever seen

[@josukedrinkingcoffee7346]

ultrakill P rankers and speedrunners are not human. they gotta be aliens

[@theoneandonlydoorjam]

theyre machines

[@lukamint6623]

You're absolutely insane dude.

[@LowQualityComedian]

This boss absolutely kicked my ass.. AND I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT

[@rictuserectus6686]

I imagine a 😐 behind this wild screen of mangled corpses and charred viscera. Cold, calculated, and unbelievably impressive.

[@Rage_Styles]

Insane skills and balls. Enjoyed every second of it

[@finrei]

This is a work of art

[@semagage]

Dear god, he knows literally all of the tech

[@OrificeHorus]

Watching this 'cause I'll never get good enough at Ultrakill to do any of the Prime levels. Fucken sick

[@YumeIsGone]

you'll get better eventually, just keep trying :)

[@UmbraMG]

Well that was fast.

[@ceraphidlivefield2585]

Took me... 1 hour and 24 minutes... 151 retries, at least 30 were on sissyphis, and this guy just... P RANKS IT!? Fuck congratulations I guess

[@whiskey-4208]

There are some thing you can learn, and there are some things you are born with This… this right here is something that is passed from generation to generation culminating in the performance of a life time that will be surpassed in a matter of mere moments

[@ixams]

3:50 you made that transition of the music so good

[@big-buttery_eyes4676]

This level single handedly reminded us all why we hate both mind flayers and statues

[@K_E_K_E_L]

i am not going to lie, i cried just from looking at the gameplay of this

[@da_copreee9929]

Running faster than the speed of sound

[@Krymisu]

I can't beat the last room, And you left my mouth wide open

[@BC-so5ub]

Damn and I just beat it in 262 attempts, nice job dude!

[@arachnijesus4287]

BRO STYLE AND CYBER GRIND CANONIZATION?!?! Also did humanity work with the angels to imprison sisyphus or what, cause that has some major lore implications if so.

[@flatikk]

Watching this feels like a fever dream

[@breezeless_7665]

fun fact, on the last room before the elevator to get to siysphus where there is a shit tons of enemy, there is a chance you get soft locked by breaking the idol because it takes away the invincibility from the stalker and not the hideous mass. I think it depends on who's closest to the idol, preventable but annoying nonetheless

[@myszkowdragster3311]

He just has more anime moves

[@someheavytrooper3707]

I like to think that all that time Gabriel played organ all that time. Like " limb- w-w-wait where are you going?.... Alright then might as well play on that thing"

[@yesty3473]

This man makes me realize I suck at this game in a good way

[@Dexturrrrr]

So I didn't realize it at first since I P ranked Minos many months ago, is that it was added post-update as a requirement and rightfully so.

[@calmcat5377]

only completion of p-1, not the p-rank

[@imthatoneguyirl]

​@@calmcat5377 what happens if you haven't done P-1? Will the door not open?

[@calmcat5377]

@@imthatoneguyirl yeah

[@Dexturrrrr]

Thanks for the clarification, couldn't tell if there was a difference

[@depressed-human]

So this is what the cyber grind was for

[@ultrio325]

This level took me 222 tries. You make my attempts look feeble

[@frigidnadir]

they didn’t sugarcoat it

[@Blap7]

holy shit you've got FLOW

[@zzawer2620]

he just... open the flesh prision ?!?!?!

[@abulletant1147]

Hits hard

[@MfwPrivate]

If Minos Prime was Void Termina, Sysiphus Prime was Astral fucking birth

[@aryanisverycool]

In the words of max0r... "P ranking the game wasn't a test, it was a warning"

[@mertfiy_ded2484]

WTF ? Update was released like 4 hours ago. And P-2 has already beaten

[@GGGamesXDlol]

fun fact: you can only do this type of speedrun 27 times on the game

[@Ultimopo]

You absolute mad man

[@snailicorn]

its been a few hours since this came out, how are people already p ranking this

[@insertinsults4567]

Disco Elysium voice actor pog

[@trickyy5738]

I spent an hour on this shit and this man did it in 7 minutes. 💀

[@monstrosity598]

Bro came straight out of the cybergrind

[@enhancemance803]

so the only reason sisyphus didn't leave the panopticon was because he was TIRED?

[@velvette_star]

i like this a lot better than P-1.

[@timerska]

whatever witch craft this mans doing with his railcoins is crazy

[@resoneson]

this is a very *panopticon* moment

[@cheese547]

did he just stick his entire arm out the flesh prison and rip it apart

[@arislols]

i can't even comprehend what i watched but holy shit

[@MuffinMcSalty]

Mans gets to Sisyphus and his first instinct is to dead coin

[@sunflower0822]

the game really out here making you go thru mini-Hell b4 the actual boss fights 😭

[@LoreleiBlaine]

holy shit the sentry chargeback made me pog so hard

[@Draigo_MD]

Is that the Disco Elysium narrator?

[@heavensgate2245]

Yes it is

[@theoverseer1775]

Jesus christ your FOV dude