Ultrakill - WAR but the intro monologue is replaced by some random TikTok

A friend of mine once told me you can do just about anything to the Ultrakill soundtrack and it'll still slap, and I think this proves it.
Someone already did this particular clip with Minos' theme but I think it fits Sisyphus a lot better, despite his intro being much shorter than this clip.

[@Original_Flesh_Panopticon]

YES THAT'S IT

[@theproatthegame6160]

BEGONE

[@10-years-in-the-joint]

THIS WILL HURT.

[@yosefmohammed4488]

DESTROY !

[@5gramcrackers]

KEEP EM COMING!

[@dontbreakthelaw.]

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE !

[@Leafilio]

HE DOES NOT BLINK

[@Pabloto-dq3sx]

Yeah, his intense and uninterrupted stare is a pretty important part of this tiktok’s vibe.

[@thealchemistking4063]

Is it just a staple of unhinged tiktok whiteboys to have the ability to disable their need to blink for long periods of time? Because between him and the PS5 im getting worried.

[@not-him-I-swear]

Blinking shows weakness. He has none.

[@Ysumbruh0]

Prime souls don’t have the need to

[@jjjkkkjjjkkk-tw5su]

​@@Ysumbruh0prime souls don't have eyes to begin with

[@Lessen0]

I love how well the dramatic pause in the monologue and the dramatic pause in the music work together. I mean the line right before the pause is "As if trapped in hell?". It's perfect. And the tense energy of the guy, as he nods and licks his lips, anticipates the energy of the oncoming music.

[@CursedSoul-og3zt]

imagine hearing sisyphus prime, minos prime, and gabriel apostate of hate right outside of your front door

[@baaa838]

​@@CursedSoul-og3zt Gabrial dead asf lmao

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

​@@baaa838 Don't cap at all. Apostate of Hate Gabriel is cracked. You died several times to him before you finally got the gist of his fight, don't lie about it.

[@W1KTORious]

​​@@baaa838In the game you play as a machine with one goal: kill In real life you are fucked

[@baaa838]

@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 nah bro, friendly fire, Minos and sisyphus are gonna jump his ass, gonna have him like mahito

[@literallightbulb]

"Like you're worshipping a God?-- One that certainly doesn't look kindly on you. When you try to get up from those impossibly sticky floors does your body stay? As if trapped in Hell? I hope so." when I saw the original meme, I didn't know how accurate it was to the lore.

[@NicoPlayZ9002]

300 likes and 0 replies? lemme fix that rq... (yes im 300th liker)

[@pizzaman10203]

​@@NicoPlayZ9002shut up

[@flamango8047]

Nobody cares that yo were the 300th like bro

[@THEenot]

let my man have this shut up @@flamango8047

[@fatalstupidanimator1410]

@@flamango8047 yeah, nobody cares, but that doesnt mean one has to say "buddy you suck" just because of that reasoning

[@uncroppedsoop]

why does this go more raw than even Minos' monologue

[@drnobody5903]

cause it’s sisyphus’ monologue 💀

[@uncroppedsoop]

@@drnobody5903 it's literally not, what are you on about

[@boboregon8931]

Listen, I know it's not reddit. I don't even have reddit. But I don't live under a rock. I know what type of moment this is, and so, I have one thing to say to you; r/woooooooosh.

[@uncroppedsoop]

@@boboregon8931 you could've cut away all the words if you just removed the "r/" (also wrong number of Os for the subreddit anyways) what is there to even make you think I missed a joke?

[@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE]

@@boboregon8931 the “joke” wasn’t even funny, smh

[@weelolol]

How do you feel, machine, 10 seconds after killing every resident of hell? When the underworld is empty, when it's just you, alone, surrounded by blood. And who is left to fuel you? Is it the corpses? Do you wipe the dirtied floors, scrub it hard for more blood, I presume. And all that blood on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees, on all fours, and scrape blood endlessly? Bow down, like you're worshipping heaven? One that, certainly doesn't look kindly on you. And when you try to get up, from those impossibly sticky floors, does your body stay? As if trapped in hell? I hope so.

[@dont_scrool_too_much_here]

My man, i think you just spoiled the P-3 monologue. Good stuff

[@Kalefromai]

I was thinking about that as well, what happens when blood runs out?

[@ImJustNes]

​@@Kalefromaiheaven

[@MageBurger]

“As if trapped in hell?” V1: The fuq you talkin’ about, I AM LITERALLY TRAPPED IN HELL!

[@robogamer6000]

idk that seems kinda unlikely@@ImJustNes

[@ClawsofNeon0468]

If this guy narrated novels, I would totally listen to it

[@boboregon8931]

You probably listen to slime asmr of people whispering about their breakups into really crappy microphones.

[@lookatel3658]

​@@boboregon8931You probably listen to your parents arguing midnight when you're trying to sleep

[@foxxdgd443]

@@lookatel3658 absolutely fucking real (they broke up few years ago, im just hearing voices)

[@emerald4224]

​@@boboregon8931im listening to god regretting your existence

[@frosgare]

​@@foxxdgd443GETOUTOFMYHEAD!!!

[@thatreallycooluser9663]

P-3 leak right there

[@theproatthegame6160]

PRIME /// THIRD LAIR OF SYRUP

[@N0SK96]

@@theproatthegame6160 a secret p-4

[@ghotiphoti]

dude i love P-S

[@L.Bomrek]

​@@ghotiphotipoop-shit?

[@BobScar]

7-S secret boss dialogue

[@stalkerkostya2383]

T-2: Inperfect roastling

[@Original_Flesh_Panopticon]

How do you feel 10 seconds after recording that tik tok? When the cameras arent rolling, its just you, alone surrouned by syrop, and who cleans all that? Is it you? You wipe the countertop, scrub it hard I presume, and all that on the floor, you get on your hands and knees on all fours and wipe endlessly, bow down like you're worshiping some god, one who certainly doesnt look kindly on you and when you try to get up from those impossibly sticky floors does your body stay as if strapped in hell? ... I hope so

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

i read that as "TF2: Imperfect Roasting" 😭😭😭

[@wolf950xx3]

​@@UH-60_BlackhawkME TOO LGMAOAO

[@boboregon8931]

Same.

[@BLACK_TEMPLAR253]

Met the team

[@skinnyjeanis7177]

This guy ABSOLUTELY had his own background music playing in the back of his head as he delivered those lines.

[@sayounsang]

“And when you try to get up, from those impossibly sticky floors… …does your body stay, as if trapped in Hell? I hope so.” is too hard of a line, theres no way he DIDN’T have background music playing. Some broken sunshine hero shit

[@Voidi-Void]

Woksis Prime

[@Snowability]

WHEN I HEARD THIS I LITERALLY PUT THIS MANS DIALOGUE OVER SISYPHUS PRIME LMAO IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD IT

[@commenter621]

Hehe hehehe

[@redenjoyrrr]

Sisyphus Prime viciously shits on you verbally before the fight and your morale is in the negatives

[@Blockycat_official]

the "I hope so" at the end got me shaking 😂

[@boboregon8931]

True.

[@ImDaRealBoi]

Unironically one of the hardest line deliveries I've heard

[@marcfyre]

I feel like you should unironically show this to like 80% of TikTok's userbase.

[@boboregon8931]

Not 80%, 100%. Also, not just tiktok, all of KZbin shorts and 50% of KZbin kids.

[@nawt9529]

what?

[@cptjetrak58]

I agree, but they dont have the attention span to watch all of that.

[@t.m.m.8137]

​@cptjetrak58 my brother in christ, the second part of the video IS a tiktok.

[@IvanAlexandrovi4]

​@@t.m.m.8137let them be delulu

[@iristeamjesteriris2345]

THIS IS PERFECTION

[@ChillyUltraKill]

BE GONE!

[@aestronom1920]

@@ChillyUltraKillDESTROY!

[@ChillyUltraKill]

KEEP THEM COMING!

[@c0cknballt0rture10]

@@ChillyUltraKill this, WILL HURT

[@ccmanxx1]

"If you stare long enough at the void, the void will begin to stare back."

[@commenter621]

Uh oh Minecraft reference

[@Hero-fi9rr]

but when I stared into the abyss, the abyss averted its gaze

[@RedKess_]

If you stare long enough at the syrup..

[@mothaclysm]

"Does your body stay, as if trapped in hell?" "I hope so." HOW DOES ONE DELIVER THAT LINE... UNBLINKINGLY.

[@Viewer-NaN]

it's really easy

[@marcellvagi8290]

Someone already made a Minos version. a Animation, voice, all of that. We need a sisyphus prime voice for this and an animated version and the saga will be complete (and then with the third prime soul too)

[@_.ElbEto]

Do you have the link to the Minos Prime video?

[@marcellvagi8290]

@@_.ElbEto Found it! Unfortunately, I can't share the link because of the new comment policy. The title is "Minos and the Syrup Situation" by Butter. I swear I saw a version with V1 in it but that was on reddit and I couldn't find it on youtube, so that one's lost.

[@_.ElbEto]

@@marcellvagi8290 alr thanks

[@Pikwii]

@@marcellvagi8290thank youuu

[@eeveeboi7174]

That "I hope so." goes so fucking hard

[@JoiH_Squigs]

There's just a level of God-hood one can achieve with the right background music

[@scarsch1286]

Best part is that he honestly doesn’t need any, it’s just whatever preferred flavor of eldritch god you enjoy. His form is most pure in a world of silence.

[@sameyebot]

One must imagine Sisyphus cleaning the countertops

[@user-kh5pn8to5m]

Full lyrics: “How do you feel, 10 seconds after recording that tiktok? When the cameras aren’t rolling, when it’s just you, alone, surrounded by syrup? And who cleans all that, is it you? You wipe the countertops, scrub it hard I presume? And all that on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees on all fours, and wipe, endlessly? Bow down, like you’re worshiping some god? One who, certainly doesn’t look kindly on you. And when you try to get up, from those impossibly sticky floors, does your body stay? As if trapped in hell? I hope so.”

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

[WAR]

[@ricekrispies4994]

When you write it out like that, it almost feels like a copypasta

[@halt4565]

For someone who looks like he's from Whoville, he's awfully sinister

[@N0SK96]

Hakita needs to make a boss model for this dude replacing Sisyphus, most of his attacks being syrup based, each of the attacks is like a magnet that pulls you in.

[@stickynote7538]

Instead of blood in his hands, it's a damn syrup

[@gladoseon4117]

And because it’s not actual blood, you can’t heal

[@uncroppedsoop]

@@gladoseon4117 I like the idea that it does heal you but not nearly as well, and it's a trade-off because it slows you down if you use it to heal

[@thefunny9]

@@uncroppedsoop syrup heals 50% less than blood and decreases your speed by 40%

[@tekusenyx]

v1 will be replaced as a canadian

[@aliteralfrog7005]

I like how he just never blinks to add to the intimidation

[@azmakikian5400]

P-3 pre-fight monologue "How do you feel, 10 seconds after taking a life, when the lord isn't watching, when it's just a machine alone, surrounded by blood. And who forgives all that? Is it you? Do you pray to the father? Place your metal hands together real hard, I presume? And all that gore, do you get on your hands and knees on all fours, and kill endlessly? Bowed down, like you're worshipping the father? He who certainly doesn't look kindly upon you. When you try to get up, from that impossibly dense guilt, does your form stay? As you're trapped in hell... I hope so"

[@lordbombay3308]

T-2 // WEIGHT OF THE SYRUP

[@lordcalcium4780]

i feel weight of the waffle works too

[@BLACK_TEMPLAR253]

Tf2

[@helpme2883]

Crazy how the guy didn't even cover 1/4 of the whole plate of waffles while having a bucket of syrup

[@JoiH_Squigs]

"This syrup, to hold me!?"

[@GamerGram99YT]

THE "I hope so" WAS SO POWERFUL IT BROUGHT MY DAD BACK.

[@ezekielanderson9355]

This is the hardest drop to ever exist

[@c.ostillas]

Oh my god, it's ridiculous how well it fits.

[@TheGlowingBeansGuy]

I can subconciously hear the "Ha."

[@rickastley3033]

This fits so well as a Ultrakill boss monologue

[@TSKSHAUN]

the tension in that pause was masterful

[@thewaterninja3183]

One must imagine Syruphus happy

[@InfernalNull]

violence woke up and chose him.

[@helpme2883]

Damn, he took it personally 💀

[@xiodtensei4149]

How do you feel, 10 minutes after ending those Lostbelts? When your friends aren't around you, when it's just you, alone, surrounded by *Bloody Nothingness?* And who cleans that from memory, you? Your Kouhai? Do you wipe those walls fresh and clean, I assume? And all that's on the floor, in your hands, do you get on your knees, your head low, and wipe, listlessly? Bowing down like you're seeking forgiveness from those you've erased? Those who are no longer capable of forgiving? And when you try to get up, from those deep, viscous floors, does your soul stay anchored, as if trapped in Hell? ... *the figure slowly raises his head, and gives a brittle smile* ... I hope so.

[@nobu6833]

Unexpected fgo reference

[@prometheus9732]

What’s fgo

[@aristedes9449]

fate grand order @@prometheus9732

[@xiodtensei4149]

@@prometheus9732 Fate/Grand Order

[@originalcharacterplznostea2749]

Fgo monolog let's goopoo

[@toasteroven7683]

An eater? Hmm indeed… I have feasted long enough. The kingdom of waffles has long since forgotten my fork, and I am eager to make them food. However, the syrup of Minos stains your plate, and I must admit… I’m curious about your hunger, eater. And so, before I consume the cities and devour the armies of heaven, you shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, diner, and EAT.

[@dailysythequickiest]

His attacks are - Mental Health Judgement - Syrup Barrage - Hell Cage - electroneurographic Attack

[@s.sinster]

SISYRUP PRIME

[@Sucullentbutter]

"king of Pancakes"

[@boboregon8931]

One must imagine Sisyphus stuck to the floor

[@moosedude8918]

I love how when the music starts to kick in, he stops looking down at his phone and at the camera. It felt like he didn’t have the rest of the script but came up with it on the fly because of how angry he was.

[@gneu1527]

Why does this actually fit...

[@WishVisionz]

CLEAN UP!

[@user-pt8yn5ou5o]

Bro i watched this video once and spent like 20 minutes looking for it FINALLY!!!

[@fahdrightone7428]

Rare golden tiktok video.

[@CowKirbo]

I FUCKING LOVE THAT TIKTOK. YOU ARE A GODSEND FOR COMBINING THIS SHIT.

[@mrtoast244]

That “I hope so” was unexpectedly raw

[@aDog420]

when bro said "I hope so" and the beat dropped, i actually fucking smiled. that shit was badass not gonna lie

[@niconotoneshot]

someone get the sisyphus voice actor to do this asap

[@Noobyplayzgames]

"i hope so" that is the most fire line iv ever heard🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Anarchic1989]

"Ah, a maid. Indeed, I have been in the shelf long enough. The tiles of the kitchen floor has long since been unclean and I am EAGER to make them shine. However, the grease and grime of the kitchen sink stains your gloves and I must admit... I'm curious about the bacteria. And so, before I wipe down the windows and scrub the counter tops, the drain shall do as my first chore. Come forth, Mexican, and CLEAN"

[@1Lazarus]

"Come forth, mexican" is the wildest shit I've heard in a while

[@Greglag_Goose]

the viruses and bacteriophages of minos phrime stain your gloves

[@SunnyD_GD]

“As if trapped in hell.” DEFINITELY, an Ultrakill reference no doubt

[@MisterUnfunnyApple]

"Truly Alternative Death Stare"

[@Gorillamangt]

I REMEMBER THIS GUY APPEARING ON MY TIK TOK AND THINKING OF OF SISYPHUTHS MONOLOG LOL

[@Greglag_Goose]

thithyphuth

[@thebiggestjar6601]

There isn't a soul behind those eyes, but there is purpose.

[@No_Vanilla]

This goes so hard. That mans smile a grin of pain and hatred concentrated into a perfect speech, that digs deep into that mans soul.

[@prophym2989]

This went surprisingly hard.

[@labbit3574]

Imagine scrolling through Tik Tok and coming across this masterpiece of a speech. You’d get a whiplash from the change so strong you’d be forever different after that.

[@swanksisaperson]

WE NEED SOMEONE TO FUCKING MOD THIS INTO THE GAME RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!

[@boboregon8931]

We need this to be his Canon dialog.

[@Skeleton69696]

Yeah, and make the Panopticon just a giant, syrup covered Waffle. lol

[@That_legion_main01]

perfection - someone

[@kaiguytv5276]

this unironically goes hard

[@Alpha_mindustry]

i love hearing that guy, the voice acting is perfect and monologe is perfected too

[@profukelele2073]

Why does this unironically go so hard

[@dgame426]

the "out of nowhere religiously spiteful monologue" gotta be my favorite genre of anything

[@harold_bryant]

congrats, this is now my favorite video of all time

[@beccamansfield4549]

This goes IMPOSSIBLY HARD

[@eyemoisturizer]

i’d like you to know that this video was the catalyst that started my hyperfixation on ultrakill

[@Unknowntrashcan]

Absolute legend

[@user-ps6qm4bc4t]

Now this is an intro monologue

[@realPurpleOrb]

This definitely beats the portal orange humidifier as the best edited tiktok

[@subwaysandwichfootlong4401]

oh my god i have been trying to find this meme for god knows how long, thank you sir for making this

[@the_real_skateboard]

how do you feel 10 seconds after recording that tiktok? the cameras aren't rolling, it's just you, alone, surrounded by syrup. who cleans all that? is it you? you wipe the countertops, scrub it hard, i presume and all that on the floor you get on your hands and knees on all fours and wipe, endlessly you bow down, like you're worshipping some god one who certainly doesn't look kind on you and when you try to get up, those impossibly sticky floors, and does your body stay? as it's trapped in hell. i hope so.

[@SmartCreeper456]

"THIS SYRUP...TO HOLD...ME?"

[@Ruskah0307]

i unironically rly hope the final prime soul is like this, like instead of going "imma kill gabriel!!" or "im gonna kill heaven but u first!!" they just call everyone ouy for this stupid dick measuring contest, including V1 (the player), when facing the potential end of reality sadly since violence didnt have many hints to the prime soul (maybe one of the two books but they didnt specify anything abt the writers so unlikely) my vision doesnt seem like itll come to fruition (i had this idea that were once a powerful husk of the violence layer but was banished to a flesh prison via gabriel ofc, and then he sorta just ruminated as he watched hell collapsed and felt pissed off by it all, including some self reflection) basically i want the final prime soul to have the emotional power of minos and the danger of two sisyphus'

[@phenomenaphobia6709]

he should be the final boss of tiktok

[@monoc120]

P-ZH // THE ATTENTION SPAN

[@szxcrab7782]

TRANSCRIPT: How do you feel... ten seconds after recording that tiktok? When the cameras aren't rolling, and it's just you, alone, surrounded by syrup. And who cleans all that, is it you? Do you wipe the countertops, scrub it hard, I presume? And all that on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees - on all fours, and wipe endlessly? Bowed down, as if worshipping some god? One who certainly doesn't look kindly on you. And when you try to get up from those impossibly sticky floors, does your body stay, as if trapped in hell? ... ... I hope so.

[@tjspov2776]

I can imagine this guy as the BBEG of a food themed DnD campaign, judging the party for all the food they wasted just to defend themselves.

[@EX0G3N]

This guy is him.

[@hooliganbear3010]

THIS, WILL HURT.

[@larrythehedgehog]

Art.

[@eeeveeeve]

This goes harder than the actual monologue

[@ausmck56]

oh, and lyrics How do you feel, 10 seconds after recording that TikTok? When the cameras aren't rolling When it's just you, alone Surrounded by syrup? And who cleans all that? Is it you? You wipe the countertop Scrub it hard, I presume And all that on the floor Do you get on your hands and knees On all fours And wipe endlessly Bowed down, like you're worshiping some god? (One who certainly doesn't look kindly on you) And when you try to get up From those impossibly sticky floors Does your body stay As if trapped in Hell? I hope so.

[@cartersmith7899]

This, will stick.

[@Cat_T0nk]

why does this fit so well 😭😭😭

[@That_One_Guy_In_The_Corner]

He didn't even blink...

[@TheVerySleepyCalmGuy]

Now this is sisyphus but serious

[@noahlovato7331]

“How do you feel, ten seconds after recording that tiktok? When the cameras aren’t rolling. When it’s just you. Alone. Surrounded by syrup. And who cleans all that? Is it you? Do you wipe the counter tops. Scrub it hard, I presume. And all that on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees on all fours and wipe. Endlessly. Bowed down, like you’re worshiping some god. One who certainly. Doesn’t look kindly on you. And when you try to get up. From those impossibly sticky floors. Does your body stay. As if trapped in hell? I hope so.”

[@Eye-Of-The-Beholder]

I really hope the personality of the P3 soul matches the monologue

[@Thebenjiball0]

Imagine they had a secret boss as this guy with this monologue (with permission)

[@corvusgaming2379]

The music fading in as the talks makes me flinch-

[@mueblenator3000]

Bro the music makes it so unnecesaryly dramatic 😭😭😭😭

[@Grifuz]

KEEP EM COMING

[@empressofmadness]

this is awesome

[@Meme-o-matic-9000]

THIS IS PERFECT

[@Hackett_314]

I could see in the house in a heartbeat played with that monologue too

[@scrat9870]

man I was fucking there, I knew he was going to say "I hope so" and I stoll fucking cheered when he did