Um, Actually Ep. 6: Monsters, Moogles, and Side Mirrors

[@MrSarcasticGaming]

"Brennan You already clenched the win-" "TRAP!" Brennan is favorite cast member already

[@satyalee5297]

you had future vision

[@yikesbitch6223]

Um actually, it’s Trapp with two p’s

[@TangoCharlie-mz8lh]

The absolute *power* behind that "TRAP" is outstanding

[@alexdyer4897]

Um Actually, it's spelled Trapp

[@user-tj5lx3ce4q]

coming from dimension 20 i loved emily and ally's friendship, and i love that even in this video at 3:02 you can see emily mouthing "skunk" to help them

[@njuta]

Bless whoever added that sparkle to Emily's zero. That was very nice

[@nugboy420]

Nice and polished.

[@yetanotherkumar]

kudos to the editors to make the zero nice and polished @4:57

[@dennishena1399]

I love that Emily is back on this episode. She’s one of my favorite College Humor casts members.

[@AMagicalTortoise]

Um, actually, it wasn’t just Charlie and the Chocolate Factory the book that had squirrels, but also the movie that came out I believe in the 2000’s.

[@roryfollinpiano2161]

was gonna say, i only remember the squirrels

[@JSpeedy306]

Is there another older movie? Because all I saw were squirrels.

[@alfonsocanady7564]

@@JSpeedy306 there’s Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory which was the movie that came out in the 70s, you’re thinking of the Johnny Depp remake from 2005

[@Shrooblord]

@@JSpeedy306 If you know the "So you get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY, sir!" meme, it's from the older Chocolate Factory movie.

[@IsaacPrinTheNerd]

@@alfonsocanady7564 In the 70s movie, the squirrels are replaced with geese who lay golden eggs

[@veridian4433]

The premier for this new ABC show starring the CEO was amazing

[@TheIrishYoshi]

Veridian Nah, it was just stupid

[@DDraycon]

Tide pods one was funnier

[@ethanlivemere1162]

Veridian But they didn't include a foreigner they could insult.

[@tapedtothewallXD]

Veridian what's it called

[@havenhillsongs]

Um, actually, Susan wasn’t in The Last Battle because she had convinced herself that Narnia was just a childhood game that her siblings were playing, not because she was too into boys and parties (although that was also true), and not because C.S. Lewis had no hope of her ever reaching Aslan’s Country. In fact, he planned to write a book about the ending of her story, but died before he could. I’ve always trusted that she made it there in the end 💛

[@thylionheart]

Once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia!

[@adireloaded]

*EMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!*

[@JoveJoved]

ISSSS NOOOOOOOOOT FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@Engineer_Heathen]

Jove Joved she used to be funny, but not anymore. I also don't think ally is funny. Trapp and Brennan are great though.

[@JoveJoved]

Female comedians are only capable of being funny when they have male writers backing them. A free form recording like this is just further damning evidence to support that.

[@bagada7]

Jove Joved found the hopeless virgin

[@badusername723]

Give J 10 minutes before he goes on an incel rant

[@CesarDaSalad]

Um actually, you need to make these more often! By "um actually" I mean PLEAAAAAASEEEEEEE!!!! ;~;

[@lauridsen1381]

Honestly Brennan could single handily revive CH’s popularity-downfall situation

[@coricognitions]

yeah he's the best

[@zatannamacdonald8284]

A year later, turns out HE HAS

[@emilyw8926]

can you see the future?

[@hmmmm4838]

@@zatannamacdonald8284 how do you say so?

[@zatannamacdonald8284]

@@hmmmm4838 Dimension 20 is a HUGE draw towards dropout subscription, it's the whole reason I even subscribed to Dropout.

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodDM]

I find it really impressive that Brennan knew about Susan from the Chronicles of Narnia...but have to do this... *Ummm actually*...Susan fell away from believing in Narnia and began to believe it was just a fantasy game they had made up when they were kids. The reason the rest of them were on a train was because as they were gathering to reminisce about their times in Narnia, they all saw a vision of King Tirian asking for help. The group splits to look for magic rings that had brought Polly and Digory (from the first book) into Narnia and while coming back together at a train station (Edmund and Peter waiting at the station and the other five Narnia members inside the train) when the train had its accident killing them all. As for Susan, she serves as a representation of a fall from faith (a key concept throughout the series, especially in The Last Battle), as well as an example on how people can witness the same events, but still come away believing differently, especially over time. But it was more than just her no longer believing in Narnia, Susan, by the sounds of it, was becoming heavily materialistic and becoming a party girl valuing and prioritizing those things above others (think Mean Girls, but now drinking age). She wasn't judged and condemned as much as she was left to go and make her own decisions which took her on a path away from Narnia (by her own choice). C.S. Lewis even acknowledges in a letter to a fan that while he doesn't know what happens to Susan in the future, perhaps this was the road she had to take and perhaps it comes back to Narnia on her own time later.

[@shitegamingclips7218]

Jay Dee which book was it in?

[@julianzacconievas]

I'm not sure your "Um actually" applies, but I absolutely support your comment, well said.

[@zarinaa1135]

So we'll said! I agree! It's like how in Peter Pan when Wendy grew up and forgot how to fly.

[@JuggaloBoss]

Shitegaming Clips it's in the book the last battle

[@Kewlausgirl]

Zarina A113 but she still remembers Peter Pan. :) I love that about Wendy!

[@SimonMoon5]

Um, actually, there were two movies based on the Roald Dahl book, "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". The first one was "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" (with Gene Wilder) and the second one was "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" (with Johnny Depp). Anyone who had seen both movies would recall that the second movie featured Veruca Salt encountering squirrels instead of geese as she did in the first movie. Nothing Trapp said was actually wrong, but the response was a bit off (assuming there was a difference between THE movie and the book, when the only movie with the same title as the book actually had squirrels just like the book did).

[@carsonrush3352]

Sean MacDonald Also, Willy Wonka isn't a loner. He hangs out with Oompa Loompas.

[@danandbands5854]

Dammit, I was gonna say that

[@mch3ira]

Also, in the Tim Burton movie the squirrels are real and trained!

[@diegog1853]

But the new movie isn't beloved so you have to assume they are talking about the book or the original movie lol

[@nicolahance603]

Just what i was thinking, kind of a confusing question when there were two answers to it

[@lukanieuwenhuijsen3347]

“Um actually where’s David Bowie?” That’s me every day

[@zlink88]

Um actually has become my favorite CH bit, keep em coming!

[@parentaladvisory4176]

“You have already clinched the win” “TRAAP”

[@DK-ny9st]

What would it take to make this a weekly thing?

[@shawndiaz7528]

D K THIS

[@shawndiaz7528]

Adam Filinovich They could probably get ThinkGeek or J!nx io a sponsor the show. The production quality is good but it's pretty budget for how good it looks and editing looks straightforward on these. Assuming these videos do good numbers (no idea what good numbers for a channel this big look like), they could consider making it weekly without the sponsorship.

[@SirJonathonDanielGregorySrVthe]

A metric shit ton of extremely OCD nerds. So basically, all of Reddit.

[@mx.rain_yt]

To put away all other projects. That's what it would take.

[@alainart]

I ship it

[@peachylady]

Ally has a great laugh.

[@prinxej5390]

David Elliott um actually, they do

[@jac8680]

Caleb Chambers Hope you learn to mind your own business (sincerely).

[@Draconightfury]

Damn Natalie complimented ally’s laugh and the comments under immediately got toxic 😂😂😂

[@robysword12]

@@Draconightfury literally every fucking time man

[@awaterbottle5978]

Heyheyday66 *they

[@veridian4433]

Trapp returned from his grave digging expedition with Pat's body

[@Engineer_Heathen]

Veridian finally

[@Kai_Mercer]

Um actually he didn't have a grave for pat he had a hole

[@johnknauss2369]

What’s your secret you have so many top comments

[@AnAlias-hg1gq]

John Knauss They're using bots. Their comments aren't even that funny.

[@benjaminmcintosh857]

Trapp is the devil so I'm leaving this at 666 likes

[@sophia7715]

I can’t believe Emily is literally Moonshine Cybin

[@CuriosityCulture]

I feel like a job at college humor is the best job in the world. Honestly...

[@chill579]

Literally the reason I went into Film and TV!

[@CuriosityCulture]

heck yes!! I would love to work for them hahah

[@CuriosityCulture]

;)

[@chuckaugust9856]

It may seem that way from these videos. But a majority of their time is spent doing average white collar office work. I'm guessing they don't hire people just to be "actors" for their comedy skits.

[@CuriosityCulture]

you're probably right

[@18thcenturyfan]

I love this series of theirs, its my favorite of theirs and the slightly more genuine interactions has me actually laughing out loud, not snorting air out my nostrils.

[@TheApoke]

I love the unscripted college humor videos more than the scripted ones.

[@TheApoke]

The way their acting feels very natural, and the video starts with "College humor unscripted"

[@Lucas_Rinaldi]

Alexina M it says unscripted at the beginning

[@abijo5052]

Alexina M also it’s a game show not a sketch

[@Lightwaverable]

I don't

[@memoowo]

TheApoke I love it when they do this...

[@giovannigreymon12]

I live for Emily and Ally unscripted. Also, Brennan is actually doing a really good job at CH, even unscripted he's really funny. I didn't know I needed this, thank you!

[@joryjones6808]

Um actually Trapp killed Pat.

[@benjaminfitzgerald7011]

Um, actually, Trapp didn't kill Pat. He buried him alive.

[@Lameashellcosplay]

Um Actually, Trapp shot first.

[@ImWeirdAndILikeIt]

I like that Brennan tried to dissect the concept of mental conceptualization in order to get a point.

[@OctoberGeek]

Okay, the REAL question here is, "Why aren't the College Humour cast members streaming their D&D game on Twitch!?!?"

[@nagywywy]

Awesome

[@OctoberGeek]

Thanks! Now I'm going to have another podcast addiction. Honestly, though, I would watch a weekly CH D&D stream.

[@hrishiv27]

Michael Schmidt LISTEN TO “NOT ANOTHER D&D PODCAST”. YOU WONT REGRET IT.

[@vickylikesthis]

well now they literally will do starting sep 25

[@oki.k]

Michael Schmidt because dropout

[@Halo_Legend]

Umm, actually, I love Emily.

[@steviemallia]

Yes! Um actually is back!!

[@zhq6358]

Stevie Mallia Um actually, they never stopped doing it.

[@felixbjorklund6660]

Um, actually you forgot the comma between the ”Um” and the ”Actually”.

[@gulsoricabakeneko7925]

Um actually, Final Fantasy III is Final Fantasy VI, as VI was released as III in the United States.

[@Lawsonomy1]

Um actually, they were not explicit, but they were using the Japanese numbering. Like they said, the moogle appeared in the Japanese III was not in IV (American II) and reappeared in V and was in every one after that. So the first Japanese game it was in was III, and the first American game it was in was III (Japanese VI), so the answer is III.

[@thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690]

Wow... Brennon is a nerd

[@ruebrownies]

He should fit right in the

[@aartistanimation4186]

The being destroyer of worlds um actually he is a scientific enthusiast

[@marcylynn3703]

Um... actually his name is Brennan

[@alarothic6750]

Says the person with a pink Floyd album cover as their picture. That's a bit nerdish but props shine on you crazy

[@thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690]

Alarothic yea I never claimed otherwise my son, so welcome to the youtibe coments

[@mallbratgirl_3005]

Um, actually in the books Veruca Salt demands a squirrel that can shell nuts whole and see which ones are hollow, and they tap on her head, which is hollow and throw her down the garbage chute, it was changed to geese in the movie. Yah.

[@GeneralTaco155555a]

Maisy Floss you just elaborated on the right answer, that's not a correction

[@felixbjorklund6660]

GeneralTaco155 *Um, actually

[@Ian-bf4yk]

Which movie one has squirrels and one has geese.

[@slickricky769]

Ian the original movie has geese and the remake with Johnny Depp has squirrels

[@chokoleight]

knightingale there are 2 movies

[@28glitter]

Didn't know Emily was still at CollegeHumor! She's so great

[@frowlinian8175]

28glitter she kind of isn't, she's focusing on Adams show more than anything

[@Halo_Legend]

nhyijy Umm, actually, she's focusing on Hot Date more than anything. Sorry, had to.

[@frowlinian8175]

Halo Legend fair enough lol Took me an hour to realize you said "um, actually" on an "um, actually" video... I'm going to find a nice corner to sit in for a few hours

[@zarinaa1135]

Brennon, you are now my favorite CH actor because you got the Narnia question right! Thank you!

[@LudicrousJester]

*“TRAPPP!”*

[@anthonynorman7545]

Best reoccurring segment! And Brennan is the officially the best cast member. He's been slaying every video!!

[@tsu.ki_desu9008]

EMILY IS BACK!!!!!

[@amosbehavedcalm]

Brennan getting mostly right made me love him even more.

[@0akes]

YES Brandon’s on Um, Actually I’m HYPE

[@Engineer_Heathen]

The Internet Commentator Brennan*

[@Engineer_Heathen]

Ghost Pepper crap, forgot to say "um actually" before I corrected him. You win.

[@0akes]

While Engineer did get the right answer, he forgot to say Um, Actually, so Ghost Pepper wins

[@Engineer_Heathen]

The Internet Commentator agreed, I fucked up.

[@Ash-pz4hy]

Nice adding the corrections section at the end! I'm going to be paying attention more to see if I can catch one in the future. Trap , Ally, the girl from AR Everything, and the surly leprechaun all have such perfect teeth!! Darnit boy!!!!

[@Great.Milenko]

nice, just in time :) thanks collegehumor

[@OrangeCrow7]

Can you guys please upload these more frequently? I get you all have busy schedules and deadlines and upload so much already but this is my favorite part of the channel and I hate having to wait so long between episodes. Thanks for another great episode!

[@cheneviv]

Can you please make this a weekly thing?

[@aartistanimation4186]

Cheneviv um, actually that'd probably be a lot of work :/

[@fianle]

Every two-three months would keep it pretty entertaining. Every week would make it dull.

[@KKsKrissvs121]

it is on their website, its like a cheaper netlfix

[@nikkid1759]

these old episodes are darkly lit compared to the newer ones. lol.

[@KeenMurphy]

Yes! Nerd culture really needs more positive friendly "Um Actually" style content right now.

[@A2forty]

@@matthew3740 um actually it would be need or geek. The traditional meaning of geek is a professional or amateur who eats things that are not normally eaten, including raw animals, garbage, or inedible things. A nerd traditionally is a person who has a good knowledge in math. But culturally the words both mean more niche, less athletically interests.

[@RobWalker]

Oh my gosh I'm so glad that CollegeHumor finally did another episode of um actually. That is my favorite series on the channel

[@synonem]

Emily is always a treat, glad tru tv isn’t taking all her time

[@joshuadavid92]

Um, actually Brennan is amazing & he might now be my favourite cast member. Also Ally is hysterical & Emily is always welcome on my feed!

[@jamesmoore1945]

Oh hey I haven't seen Emily in a while

[@GrayWoIf]

James Moore she's a writer on adam ruins everything now

[@baileyr7553]

Oh! Didn't know she's also a writer on it now. Good for her!

[@ironicdutchmoonshade]

Technically it's correct to say you've never heard of a duckbunny before, but that's not really the point.

[@StevoDesign]

"Where's David Bowie?" MINUS ONE POINT

[@GoatPopsicle]

I can’t believe I missed this when it came out. Every other CH show comes up but this inmy notifications, but this. Please keep making these. I love this show.

[@TheActualCathal]

Um actually, Emily's voice seems to have changed a lot and I'm starting to wonder was she playing a character in every appearance before this one.

[@TehOnlyGoofy]

Thanks for bringing this back, litterally yersterday i was recommended an older um, actually and thought this was great and thought it was sad that it had been ~ 9 months. These are great

[@ZeldaNerd137]

Ally’s laugh is so contagious 😂 This was a great episode

[@blakewilliams8148]

Please keep doing this series I'm so glad it's back

[@ameliapaine]

Emily plays FF games? Cool! I love 6 and 7 too. Honestly, I got way too excited when I saw moogles in the title. Absolute fangirl moment.

[@jedschrock7636]

Amelia Paine same, except I'm a boy. 😂

[@ameliapaine]

Jedidiah Schrock Haha, good to know I'm not the only one!

[@quincyking010]

She was right when she said ff6 the u.s. ff6 is ff3

[@ameliapaine]

quincyking010 Right, like what America knows as "2" is actually 4.

[@jakesimm5889]

Are moogles in ff8?

[@jx7945]

Glad hey brought this back. One of he best series to be on collegehumor.

[@JaykiwifruitVlogs]

But there is a Charlie and the Chocolate factory movie and it's actually called that and it has the squirrel that and the nuts!

[@frostyblade8842]

Music Is Medicine they mean the original

[@JaykiwifruitVlogs]

Frostyblade 88 okay

[@JStorkey6]

I'm sure they know that. It's still true that "Charlie and the chocolate factory" does not have geese. Only "Willy Wonka (etc)" did

[@emily-mayhawkins3921]

I love the fact that this show admits when are wrong instead of insisting they were right or hiding their mistakes.

[@ninjanerdstudent6937]

Oh, the CEO of _Tide_ is here.

[@dasharomanova8748]

My favourite Um, Actually episode thus far 😂 so satisfying to see Emily back again ... and Brennan 😂😂😂 lmao

[@nevadaadie8881]

EMILLYYYYY!

[@Halo_Legend]

King Nevadian Our queen

[@jennyschroeder1717]

Finally!!! This is by far one the best thing in this channel and we’ve been waiting for a new episode forever!

[@victoriasparrow_]

Umm actually, the part of the brain that deals with vision is in the posterior, not medial.

[@coricognitions]

you showed 'em

[@astridpaulinasanchezcantu1654]

It’s the occipital

[@lilybolanos9301]

I think this deserves a television show for a full 20 minutes. With Pat and lore and stuff about the show just sprinkled in. I'd watch

[@tinymxnticore]

Ally: This is gonna ruin our friendship 😃

[@Phlebas]

This is possibly my favourite CollegeHumor series along with Adam Ruins Everything. More of this, please.

[@lapraspurple6427]

Honesty, I would love to see d&d on ch or ch2.

[@coricognitions]

dude them roleplaying would be the funniest thing ever

[@sillysiblingstuff9615]

This came out the day after I finished the Narnia series. Thanks CollegeHumor for your ability to stop me from seeing spoilers.

[@tannercovington4899]

I haven't read the Last Battle in a long time, and I could be screwing this up. But, I could've sworn the primary reason that Susan didn't make it to Heaven was that she relied on her own logic and smarts over faith. From my understanding, caring about her looks too much (lipstick), etc., was just add on to Susan making her own intellect replace the need for her faith bit.

[@stephspoilsstuff]

Reply several years later: it's more about the fact that she stopped believing in Narnia, calling their adventures "silly made up games"

[@Shiakri2388]

This is by far my favourite thing that College Humour produces!

[@gastonkostas2520]

Need more "um actually" content

[@Alex-tb5xm]

OMG LITERALLY LOVE THIS MORE THAN ANY TV SHOW. I’m always waiting for some more Um actually.

[@sheshosha]

Um, actually... I love this show

[@TheRyLife1]

This show is the only reason I'm still subscribed to college humor. Love it!

[@CaleChipzzz]

So this is what parents mean when they actually can't choose a favorite

[@yogzoth]

Sparkle on the polished zero at 4:58 was 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@tkfritz5790]

Uhm actually you should not look a half to 1 mile ahead, you should look 300ft ahead for every 10mph you are going or 1500ft ahead on most streets (source: Nevada Dmv handbook)

[@benjaminfitzgerald7011]

Um, actually, wouldn't the specific distance vary from one state handbook to another?

[@jasonflay8818]

Good luck seeing a mile or even 1/4 mile on twist back mountain roads

[@benjaminfitzgerald7011]

Good luck seeing a mile ahead while you're driving up a steep hill too.

[@codravolkov8977]

Even if you have a clear view for a mile why are you looking at traffic you're not going to touch for another 5 minutes or more for "safety"

[@joshsimpson1283]

Codra Volkov um actually, a mile is only 5 minutes if you're driving 12 miles an hour. At highway speeds (70 mph) it is approximately 51 seconds.

[@brookeselmi3875]

This is, hands down, my favorite college humor series

[@joryjones6808]

Um actually parties are cool.

[@kinnundo6434]

can this, like, actually be a consistent thing? I think this is one of the best things on youtube right now, simultaneously criticising and being a part of nerd culture. You could get other youtubers in as well! I bet MatPat would like to be on this show, he's like the nerdiest person on the internet!

[@josephwatsono5814]

Emily is backkk

[@howsjimmysocool]

@4:58 the 0 glimmers because emily said shes polishing her 0 - props to the editor, really cool touch

[@sirdurtle9519]

This video is ages old however I need to point out that in “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” Veruca Salt also demands nut sorting squirrels. There is no golden egg goose.

[@teamcybr8375]

That depends on which movie. In the Gene Wilder film, it was geese. In the Tim Burton version it was squirrels.

[@sirdurtle9519]

Team CYBR Reactions but he specifically says “Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory” which is the newest installment. “Charlie and the chocolate factory” was the older movie.

[@rachelladue1572]

@@sirdurtle9519 nope other way around, willy wonka and the chocolate factory is the older one, that's why he's kinda technically right about it. i'm sure he would've given it to them if they talked about the newer movie but it seems none of them remembered that difference

[@sirdurtle9519]

Rachel LaDue that’s really weird. I’m certain that the newer one is wildly wonka and the chocolate factory. They must have the same name, I guess? Does a movie called Charlie and the chocolate factory exist?

[@sirdurtle9519]

Rachel LaDue holy heck I stand corrected. I looked it up and you are right. I’m really weirded out though because I was 100% certain that the new one was willy wonka

[@ozzi4689]

This is the only game show I want to keep up to date with. I hope these continue.

[@redblobdude]

When the mirror question was the only one I actually knew.

[@Jmazing]

Im so glad they brought this show back, all time favorite series

[@czp100]

Umm actually in the final question you say "the image in your side view mirrors THAT are closer than they appear, meaning the question is saying that the mirrors themselves are closer, not the image

[@isaacknight2862]

_CrazyPenguin_ umm actually the problem is with the grammar as they use the singular image where they should have used the plural images, if there were a comma after mirrors then it would be referring to the mirrors not the images

[@anthonybailon]

This is one of my favorite series from Collegehumor, this could be a cool weekly thing

[@jwinkies3011]

Um actually is the best!

[@beenthecowboy3202]

brennan trying to explain the car mirror thing is literally me when im drunk trying to articulate myself but being way too verbose to try and get it out clearly

[@GuntherBovine]

Brennan is the cutest man ever honestly

[@Edgemaster72]

11:07 Denying points for spelling echidna wrong in the fan correction is so perfect for this

[@Edgemaster72]

3:17 "The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master."

[@blackguy8621]

I miss you Emily ❤️❤️😍😍

[@0Fyrebrand0]

I'm behind on my CollegeHumor. Did Emily Axford leave?? She is one of my fave cast members! :-O

[@blackguy8621]

Living Myth technically no. She's still around. She's just not as involved as she was

[@LeetMasterAce]

Finally a true nerd joins the cast of CH! Seriously though they need to make more Um Actuallies since this is probably my favorite CH segment.

[@sahayeda5220]

AY EMILY

[@8Rincewind]

4:57 I just noticed that after Emily says "keeping that zero nice and polished" her score of 0 shines a little when it's displayed. That's a nice subtle touch.

[@michaelalan9342]

Umm actually trap killed pat

[@mackenziewadsworth8559]

i was on an um, actually binge last night! insane. i missed this show so much