The PowerPoint presentation of love Overhead projectors above Acetates and lying awake I go over every mistake I'll make But what a speech, it was pitched just right Nothing niche, kept proceedings light The bridesmaid at table three, I hope that she can see You are my target market You're the only one I wanted to impress My demographic In a vintage party dress You are my target market You're the only one I wanted to impress I almost had it A percentage of your interest The lost art of falling in love I didn't know how to give up I came back time and again Got laughed at by all of your friends And now the party's over, they're closing the bar Rattling cans, shaving foam on the car The last dance, alone on the floor Her heart-shaped dartboard on my door You are my target market You're the only one I wanted to impress My demographic In a vintage party dress You are my target market You're the only one I wanted to impress I almost had it A percentage of your interest I do believe it might have worked I thought you smiled in the church But when these words go 'round and 'round I must admit it's just a sound But it's always in my head It's always in the back of it You're always there, I was unprepared but still You are my target market You're the only one I wanted to impress My demographic In a vintage party dress You are my target market You're the only one I wanted to impress I almost had it A percentage of your interest You are my target market You are my target market You are my target market You are my target market