Uncle Roger HATES My Fried Rice (But LOVES My Chinese)

[@xiaomanyc]

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[@Dc-vd3wx]

KOREAN ENGLISHMEN JOSH AND OLLIE

[@typerightseesight]

who buddy be stepping on that duck? huh? body?

[@Myp0tat0head]

Dhar mann or Raphael Gomes or Emmymade

[@mysteryjudgejuryexecutione3443]

I did not know you were a chef i only fallowed the polyglot

[@XVa-uj8m]

Zoe.Languages . Practice your Mandarin and Cantonese with her as well as Arabic.

[@mrnigelng]

Hope you do better next time nephew xiaoma 😂

[@crocooo]

I feel disgusted by this cheese fried rice.🤢😥

[@zPxffxn]

Yeah, me too! cheese on fried rice, ancestor cries

[@lisastarshine2541]

hope you are ok after that uncle roger!! what the hell wrong with that newphew? too much talking not enough learning LOL

[@lum8552]

America cheese on Fried rice is a big no no for me 🤮

[@georgemitchellmusic]

Absolutely rinsed him 😂

[@SabiBisceglia]

I now see why Xiaoma goes to restaurants and speaks the chef's language because the alternative is him going home and making this fried rice.

[@SoroushTorkian]

LOL

[@ThePandaPhotographer]

he can't cooked, lol

[@wehcd]

HAHAHA underrated comment

[@Texas_Swift]

😂😂

[@bingobot]

this explains why xiaoma has such a galaxy brain when it comes to languages. looking at his toddler-esque decision making when it comes to peeling onion AFTER chopping, the way he pushed the onions into the bowl, how he chops tofu and cracks eggs; he maxed out SPEECH on character creation and spawned with 0 in motor skills 😂

[@bolo2265]

lmao

[@CherryGryffon]

100% he rolled a nat 20 for Charisma and Intelligence but his Dexterity and Wisdom do be LOWWW thooo

[@Fuzzball]

In one of the videos he goes to a Chinese restaurant drive thru and orders the most white food possible. Interesting how he’s so fluent without developing an authentic palate for Chinese food. I legit wasn’t sure if he was trolling or not. 😂

[@mirandaandrews3399]

This comment slaps like an Uncle Roger roast Fuiyaaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mirandaandrews3399]

@@CherryGryffon 😂😂😂😂😂

[@axellock547]

this is my multiverse of madness. i’m a HUGE fan of both but i NEVER thought i would see them together. this is amazing. 我很开心！

[@TechieBunny]

As a non chinese speaker, I understood the Fuiyohhhh! lmao

[@minami_uuu]

​@@TechieBunny not exactly fuiyohh, they just said 我很开心 wo hen kai xin, meaning they're happy/excited cmiiw.

[@pastense]

This has to be the most Chinese we’ve seen Uncle Roger speak! Thanks Xiaoma for authenticating his legitimacy lol

[@mfaizsyahmi]

Xiaoma's actually making Uncle Roger's ancestors cry for real, on camera 😭

[@cullly]

Look up a video from "Chinese with Jessie". She reviews Uncle Roger's Chinese and you can see him talk more. Or if you want the full talk with him, look up "MY好玩". They did a video where they spoke in Mandarin and Cantonese.

[@cullly]

Also, Uncle Roger has a different channel completely in Chinese: @mrnigelngchinese

[@harizhashim8520]

You have 444 likes

[@littlewishy6432]

Uncle Roger has an official Chinese channel where you'll find a few videos of him speaking Chinese. The rest are his main videos subtitled in Chinese for his Chinese-speaking viewers.

[@talkandeattv]

LOL ive been watching xiaoma for years and this is my first time seeing him cook, as a chef it brought me physical pain

[@sarassentiments]

Hahahaahha😂😂😂

[@PhantasmaNamer]

KEKW

[@nanwuamitofo]

I can totally relate. I was screaming in my home. It was atrocious, just everything!!

[@UnstableYT-u7k]

The collab we needed Uncle Roger teaches Xiaoma how to make fried rice and Xiaoma teaches Uncle Roger how to speak Chinese.

[@Tuetoberger]

Agreed.

[@Myp0tat0head]

Yes

[@qizhu6913]

Uncle roger can actually speak chinese

[@j.p.h.8126]

@@qizhu6913 Not as good as Xiaoma. 😁

[@lbthingsstuffmore9513]

😆👌

[@unLUCKY95]

It feels like you deliberately went into this looking for as many ways to trigger Uncle Roger as possible, and I'm here for every second of it 🤣

[@jenot7164]

I actually think he is really that bad at cooking. Nobody would do this on purpose.

[@moon_and_water]

Xiaoma is always so friendly and respectful in his videos I didn’t expect him to go full trolling mode :D

[@Bobdibob]

Yeah I've never heard him swear before haha

[@notoriousdoner5328]

​@@Bobdibob new fans

[@dightonazpeitia4350]

Lmaooo if trolling mode mean he got *cooked* in this weeijo, then yes! Mad trolling game!

[@mofoyoung]

'Extra virgin? That who you are?' was so damn goood

[@dummekunst7708]

He can be cruel and hard. I saw him kick a puppy in Brooklyn once.

[@michaelboyle9512]

I'd go with a solid F+. Congratulations man you've got so much room for improvement.

[@ChineseKiwi]

You KNOW Xiaoma bought the packaged brown rice and olive oil as a troll LOL

[@SolarAdrift]

and the american cheese lmaoo

[@renarouge5558]

That was on purpose😂

[@kittiecandy747]

the death stare

[@sfckrbec]

Well he is from NYC, and you can't get good food outside a deli so....

[@th3R0b0t]

I 100% thought he was reaching in the fridge for chili jam and not Kraft Singles.... just to elevate the pain for Uncle Roger

[@BennLuvsYou24]

The secret with the tofu is to fry them before hand to slightly golden brown. You two are a riot. This was so much fun lol

[@diggity1039]

I thought the secret was to throw it in the trash where it belongs.

[@MarcIverson]

I was surprised Uncle Roger didn't suggest that.

[@littlewishy6432]

@@diggity1039Found the person who's eating tofu wrong and wasting it

[@fallinginthed33p]

You can also dry fry them in an air fryer with a little oil sprinkled on top.

[@SatieSatie]

​@@Mikael-jt1hk Tofu is supposed to be a canvas for the other ingredients and spices. It tastes as good as your cooking is.

[@nicogervacio3760]

It's really hard to believe to see them in the same room. 2 uncles, Uncle Roger and Uncle Ben. Xiaoma trolled so hard.

[@sambock9128]

You can tell xiaoma wife does all the cooking 😂 he looks like a 10 year old trying to cook for the first time 😂

[@Schoritzobandit]

Xiaoma's cooking skills make me feel better about my language skills

[@Minifig3D]

"That not tossing! Is English your 2nd language also?!" 😆

[@ThrealAc]

I don't think I've ever heard Xiaoma cuss this much before xD Uncle Rodger bringing out the more comedic side of him

[@prizegotti]

Xiaoma: "Do we have any bowls?" Me: "There's bowl right behind you!" *looks at bowls again, realize that they are HALF BOWLS GLUED TO THE WALL!*

[@leothecuisinart]

I love how he deliberately picked out the worst ingredients to troll nigel

[@BankaiFever]

Especially the Leek 😆

[@fallinginthed33p]

And he added a bowl of MSG in there. Anything would taste good after that.

[@xFailage]

@@fallinginthed33p he is seasoning the msg with fried rice

[@xFailage]

Cannot top jamie oliver with the chili jam etc.

[@dightonazpeitia4350]

lol he looked legit afraid of the knife and hot pan. Back fired. 😂

[@anirai1516]

Xiaoma gave Uncle Roger the biggest headache of his life 😂 He trolled him so hard.

[@stevenmonserrate308]

That rice was a hate crime man XD Great video though. The collab that I didn't know I needed

[@CoffeeNo0b0514]

"this pan so much oil America going to invade it." 💀💀

[@willvr4]

I love how Nigel keeps calling Ari "little nephew" despite them being the same age lol

[@mfaizsyahmi]

He's playing the character of one Uncle Roger, who's supposed to be your everyday Chinese uncle. With that context it makes sense.

[@willvr4]

@@mfaizsyahmi Ah, I see. I've only seen a handful of his videos. Most recently the one with Cowboy Kent. That was a good one.

[@aidanjanemcintosh6919]

Uncle Roger is in his 50s alright

[@Peatingtune]

@@mfaizsyahmi His character's age is exactly how many years is necessary to be anyone's elder by a reasonable margin. You're 72? He's 95, and a damn fine 95 at that.

[@humppapomppa1186]

Although I never realized that Xiaoma could be shorter than Nigel.

[@drexelmarz7144]

“I think stick to your language” is the punchline of this video 🤣🤣

[@1Jetsurf]

This was amazing! Xiaoma playing off like he was embarrassed, but we all know he was having a blast messing with Nigel!

[@banthaexplosion]

I didn't know how much I needed this colab. Well done, sirs.

[@UnstableYT-u7k]

We need to see Xiaoma react to Uncle Roger’s Chinese like how Uncle Roger reacts to bad fried rice.

[@josealexi5141]

Huy-ya!

[@maggyxchuu]

I second this 😂😂😂

[@unusuario5173]

Xiaoma is too polite, not in his personality, hehe. But it sure would be funny 😂

[@szewei85]

Hahahaha

[@muffdvr5396]

@@josealexi5141

[@dooday1]

Maybe Xiaoma was frying rice but he was getting cooked

[@Jsingle911]

It's about time you two met up. Thank you both for this.

[@AntonLFG]

I found your channel today and goodness the content here is so top tier. I'm native Malaysian and you speak 100% better than I do LOL

[@kevinsuryalikadinata2728]

Uncle Roger Before : There is no "too much msg" Unlce Roger Now : Nonono don't put too much, it's about balance Certainly learned from his experiences 😅

[@Glee73]

great to see this collab. been watching xiaoma even before uncle roger became well known. as a Malaysian, i can manage 5 languages, but i consider english as my main language.

[@vn.ninefive]

I think Xiaoma’s wife is the cook at home 😂

[@davidmellish3295]

That's if he even eats at home,he always seems to have about 5 or 6 meals a day in restaurants 😅

[@woolzem]

I mean is he providing her with her ingredients and rice cooker and other comforts if he didn't have them readily available here? It was so weird for him to pull uncle Ben's

[@honbrolo]

My soul has left my body from smiling and laughing so much lol thank you so much for this treasure 🤣

[@MartiniBlankontherest]

Xiaoma walked right into the insults here😂 Started off with Keto-fried rice😂😂

[@XxxProFuzi0nHDxxX]

You are a brave man for putting craft singles on egg fried rice infront of uncle roger

[@bluedude05]

As a long time Uncle Roger fan, I knew this was going to go downhill the moment you showed the first ingredient with olive oil. This was a good crossover! X3

[@jiddick]

Not only that, but also "extra virgin" olive oil which is not good for cooking, let alone high heat frying. Unless you want cancer.

[@kalmage136]

The collab we needed, literally pure comedy & absolute chaotic chaotic chaos

[@SupCortez]

I think Uncle Roger almost broke character with that wok toss lmao

[@CaptainJuicy007]

Xiaoma maxed all his stats on language, none left for cooking

[@dr.woozie7500]

Nephew Xiaoma can become Uncle Xiaoma when he learns to cook a proper fried rice 😂

[@adrianhempfing2042]

Xiaoma reaches Next Level status now he has met Uncle Roger Fiyioh

[@andyle5716]

FUIYOH! This nephew's Chinese is very fluent. Haiyaa... This was so hard to watch... But give him props for trying...

[@imMazn]

As a Malaysian (who doesn’t speak Malay or the local dialect that my parents spoke ) and a fan of both Uncle Roger and Xioma, I found this whole debacle hilarious! 🤣 Great collab! 👏🏽

[@u2sharp]

😮 disappointment.

[@Beetmonster]

Ooof, this one was rough. But so relatable in terms of kitchen failures. And I love Xiaomanyc! Glad another two of my besties found their way to each other.

[@BennLuvsYou24]

It's like Xiaoma woke up and Uncle Roger is in his kitchen 😂.. That amount of msg, you trolled him hard lol

[@architectsrdumb808]

Not the crossover I would've ever expected but I love both of you and this was quality content lmaooo 😂😂

[@saschakaupp]

This is an absolute train wreck of a cooking video, I couldn't stop watching it. It was quite entertaining, it was painful, but entertaining. 😂

[@philpalmer4877]

Wow...never heard of Uncle Roger before, but glad I did as he outshined Xiaoma this episode. Guy has genuine stand up comedy chops...and I loved when he said Xiaoma is the "Elon Musk of fried rice, doesn't make sense anymore." 🤣

[@muffdvr5396]

He is funny but can be annoying if you take him seriously

[@uhm175]

Nah, he is never annoying even when taken seriously cuz he is spitting facts ​@@muffdvr5396

[@michaelhurley457]

He is an actual stand up comedian he doesn't even sound anything like that irl

[@HCHSKaraoke]

elizabeth holmes lmfao 💀

[@Skittl1321]

Uncle Roger is a character the comedian plays.

[@paulpanzer4585]

this is the best video of him i've seen. uncle rodger presses him into a non comfort zone ... this is just awesome

[@ferretzilla2976]

I love how Uncle Roger lost all restraint when it came time for the wok toss 😂 Just took right over

[@facethefaceandmore44]

We've got a white American teaching Chinese to a ethnically Chinese Malaysian who lives in the UK who's a comedian playing the role of a fictional chef who's teaching him how to cook, and it all still makes sense. We live in truly meta times.

[@Timpuss92]

The comedic effect between you guys made this one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Thank you and please do more together!

[@reichserzmarschall]

as a malaysian i could testified that we speak 7-8 languages but not well 😂

[@leahkozlowski5628]

You need to do more cooking videos with Uncle Roger, this was so entertaining and had me laughing the whole time😂

[@joseleon5181]

Uncle roger almost having a heart attack when Xiaoma adding more olive oil to the fried rice 😂😂😂

[@kurtiscleary9759]

Uncle roger was so distraught he even used metal utensil on non stick, just too get out of there.

[@RADICALFLOAT_95]

I actually genuinely cannot express how genuinely underated this video and this channel actually is

[@kevenbates4313]

It was not a collab I wanted, but it was the collab I needed. This was comedy gold.

[@dightonazpeitia4350]

I’ve seen much better collaborations with Uncle Roger and other KZbinrs.

[@Olivia-xf4gy]

Nigel in actual pain watching the chopping section 😂😂😂

[@Vicar307]

Literally every thing that triggered him in the past in one recipe 😂 Well played sir!

[@HandGrip15kg]

Finally.. i was looking forward to both you guys to meet up 😊

[@BenthovenMusic]

Honestly, Uncle Roger should start using Xiaoma’s sound effects library for his videos from now on 😂😂😂

[@SirIronMoon]

Xiaoma Chinese speaking skills: Fuiyoh! Xiaoma chopping skills: Haiyaah! 😂🤣

[@BellBivDeveau]

Ari, you look great. Keep up the good work. I love Uncle Roger and I’m so happy to see you two together

[@josephpreusser]

I'm a fan of both of you have been for a while. Love this video

[@bryanho7376]

Looking great Xiaoma! Hard work is visibly paying off!

[@Unknown-cj8wy]

Xiaoma was burnt to a crisp 🤣 Didn't expect the two of you collab. Great video 👍

[@SherriLyle80s]

You are looking good on your fitness journey! What a collab! Great video. I'm currently on my firness journey also Its hard because I love to cook and bake and I just love everything bad for me 😂. Trying to retrain what ingredients I use and portions I eat.

[@harizhashim8520]

This is the most funny video I have seen Nigel play Uncle Roger because of how much Xiaoma made him cringed by cooking wrong ingredients, poor choice of materials and mid cooking skills 🤣

[@skapunker21]

this collab was fantastic. uncle roger is living in the US now, so there's no excuse for not having him over once in a while.

[@Albino_Paleta]

This was so funny!! Lmfaooooooooo I love this mash up! Great and good constructive criticism! I like it! Uncle Rodger was frying xiaoma 🤣

[@hvnlystar]

with all the stress xiaoma was giving uncle Roger I was expecting the "emotional damage" but I didnʻt get it gahh the skit called for it

[@dunkodownunder]

Xiaoma you forgot Uncle Roger's favourite ingredient "Chilli Jam".

[@Tuetoberger]

Nice! The most unexpected, but rewarding collab ever!

[@Bendigo888]

I have never seen Xiaoma looking so nervous! Amazing collab though, would love to see you both working together in the future.

[@Adromir1980]

Can we please appreciate this rare Moment of History caught on video, where Uncle Roger admits there is such a thing like "too much MSG"?

[@jjames6990]

This was the funniest thing I've seen in a while thank you

[@OGBison]

all jokes aside, looking leaner and healthier xiaoma! way to go, man. I’m trying to get on that same train this winter

[@kamelhaj6850]

This Xiaoma video quickly morphed into an Uncle Roger one! 😆

[@syproductions456]

Wow, Xiaoma made Jamie Oliver look like a good chef

[@codeninja1]

Cant believe this colab. Hilarious. Thanks guys!

[@CJ-rx5fi]

“Fail on your own time, not on camera!” 😂😂😂

[@rohansadhu2983]

Xiaoma is in insane shape I can’t even lie keep it up man 💪💪💪

[@minneman9137]

Woooo the combo we all needed!

[@somedayismarch21]

just watched your U. S. Navy commercial. it was excellent enough to watch twice and visit advertiser. Only because I recognised you that I kept watching. long time fan.

[@ParagonChumba]

This dichotomy is awesome I love how awkwardly wholesome one side of the coin is and how Asian filthy Frank 2.0 the other side is. They should do a podcast.

[@armyaj]

Filthy Frank is half Japanese lmfao like the character too along with George

[@the_btea]

no wayyy, i could never have seen this collab coming LOL. love it

[@haroldnelson3734]

Uncle Roger is quite the card...and together, you two make a great comedy team!

[@sabrinasugar2819]

This collab was a joy to watch. This niece appreciated your work. 😂

[@coloredtoad]

Never thought we would see a worse fried rice dish than Jamie Olivers, yet here we are. A Christmas miracle!!!

[@SatieSatie]

I think Jamie's was much worse

[@josiahhhh280]

omg this is a collaboration i never thought would exist... This is amazing!!!!!!

[@JJ_6036]

Others in a Xiaoma video hearing Chinese:🤯😱🤩 Uncle Roger hearing the Chinese: you unemployed or sum'? 💁‍♂ I'm cackling 🤭😂😂

[@iamerror_888]

this banter is S tier lol uncle roger gave you the full elderly asian experience

[@mallart]

That was hilarious! Thank you both.

[@kid_cat_dog]

Xiaoma is trolling Uncle Roger - love it!! Two of my favorite online characters

[@agapefaith]

I Love this video with These two! A Great comedian with a Talented Linguist that takes the Piss 😂❤️

[@OfficialMagicJYT]

The collab that I love and never expected

[@languageup1624]

I see now why Xiaoma buys so much food. It takes him too long to make and he shops at Trader Joe’s to cook Chinese food 😂

[@ginawiggles918]

Xiaoma is looking slim, trim, & studly. But Uncle Roger is still the King of the Chinese Kitchen.