Uncle Samsonite: The Complete First Season

[@uniunicron]

What I love the most about this is that if this guy tried, he could have made a legitimate horror movie. All the elements are there: the disorder, the great lighting, the music, the atmosphere. If this person wanted, they could have made a seriously good horror movie. Yet instead, they basically made a full - length feature shitpost. Good on you guys.

[@JakeBowenTV]

I'm humbled.

[@darksector_0675]

Austin Pearsall wrong

[@darksector_0675]

Evowill haha you mad

[@fryingpan9812]

Bad "Horror movies" are all over youtube. this is way better.

[@SamuraiJACsr]

Heh heh heh... This is funny

[@astrea4020]

Uncle Samsonite is actually genuinely terrifying.

[@astrea4020]

I'm not kidding Jake I couldn't sleep the first time I saw this lmao

[@marie-uw7rz]

And its kinda just a shitpost.

[@wd-type9643]

Genuwine*

[@dashiell2006]

I couldn’t sleep last night, damn he got me good.

[@blueodin0946]

Or should you say Ginuwine-ly

[@thealmightyoreoking]

I officially declare this as a new genre called "Meme/Shitpost Horror"

[@anastasialoveless677]

No it is art

[@USER_S4V4NT]

second of its kind after shrek

[@RedLee20]

@@anastasialoveless677 Um, same thing?

[@atomicwinter31]

This has been a genre for decades. Ash vs the evil dead? Zonbieland? Hell yeah.

[@DarkHold_User13]

Atomicwinter 31 the Evil Dead 2 was one of the first I think

[@chriss5516]

Why pay for KZbin red when you can pay Jake for more Uncle Samsonite

[@JakeBowenTV]

Well, one reason would be because I don't have a Patreon set up yet.

[@pixeltheman]

Jake Bowen do it

[@JakeBowenTV]

I intend to eventually.

[@pixeltheman]

eventually

[@canaconn2388]

Jake Bowen does eventually mean now

[@guilhermecalicchiodouwens3906]

7 years later and it still is a fucking masterpiece

[@Summer_paws_WCUE]

Yeeeees...

[@lero_rnld]

2024 gang😂

[@theforbiddenvids]

Cum

[@Sweetjellysweetie]

Real

[@FatoumataConteh-e3u]

True 😂

[@wd-type9643]

I love how you keep such a strong allegiance to off brand soda to prevent a copy right strike. I love it.

[@JakeBowenTV]

My allegiance to off-brand is genuine. Copyright strikes do not factor into it.

[@wd-type9643]

youre my hero

[@KickTheBabyKAF]

Jake Bowen Mountain Dew??? No sorry in this house we drink Mountain Lightning

[@extenduss]

@@JakeBowenTV *Ginuwine

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

Lol you dont understand how copyright works do you? You dont get a copyright strike for showing trademarks...

[@memesmcgee1605]

It is an absolute crime that this series isn't more popular

[@JakeBowenTV]

Hopefully the perpetrator will be punished harshly.

[@thatpersonyouknow3747]

Jake Bowen good ole uncle samsonite will show him is phat dance moves

[@nightrous3026]

200th like

[@RawrLollipop4]

Today is the day... the day it is recognized. For it was in my recommended. And with that, I assume everyone else’s

[@PAPARATT]

Im trying to spread the love

[@TRIP_Official]

Honestly even Uncle Samsonite with "bad animation" style he was still terrifying

[@anastasialoveless677]

Mhm

[@mouth7137]

The bad animation style makes it creepy because it looks unnatural

[@confusedora]

Actually true

[@scrap-wrk6222]

I was thinking that as as well

[@exequielvarcellone2434]

Shut up

[@JeanneJestem]

In all, I would have to say my favorite thing about this series is the lighting. The constant almost-black blue lighting really sets that atmosphere. It almost feels, sultry, yeah?

[@julie8516]

my friends: “why don’t you have netflix?” me: “well you see, i don’t need netflix to keep me entertained, i have uncle samsonite.”

[@Dio_Brando290]

I'd pay to see this

[@BulkBogan]

It's insane how KZbin is free

[@quinten6182]

This is legit stranger things but better

[@TheFoxlyParody]

This is an off-brand Stranger Things household.

[@BulkBogan]

@@TheFoxlyParody you shut your mouth, do not disrespect this masterpiece!

[@cload9669]

He searched "who is the guy who shut his door in my sons face?" Into google

[@jrdnsgrarchvs9163]

Only real ones notice

[@unclesamsonite1524]

Yes

[@creatureman5636]

@@unclesamsonite1524 OOH SHIT

[@Khalid.ab41]

@@unclesamsonite1524 stay back I got the gauntlet ready if you come near me

[@FAMOUS-channel]

Omg! And all the results are purple, meaning he visited all of them recently

[@Peasareverycool228]

I freaking love that uncle samoshite is literally all powered creature, but since he is dependent on "normal fun" his weaknessss is literally no branded coke and no balls to decline dance battle

[@frederichfazbearingtonthefith]

Lmao

[@cosmocooking]

samoshite 😭

[@zeph1902]

Gotta love that Offbrand soda...

[@That_Random_User]

HIS SON WOULDN'T DRINK BRANDED SODA!!

[@BruceleeSorawit]

​@@That_Random_Usereven uncle samson won't drink DR M

[@maxfieldspowell]

I was at church yesterday hanging out with my friends for 9 hours. I went to Caribou with the girls and when we came back the guys put this on. I've never loved my church friends more.

[@JakeBowenTV]

Amen.

[@USER_S4V4NT]

ironic

[@Nutteredbutter]

​@@USER_S4V4NT why is it ironic lol

[@Fuwatti-deefawt]

@@JakeBowenTVhey bro are you gonna make season three episode 3?

[@warspitentr1122]

Damn they already made "IT chapter 3"

[@28Lani]

Nk j&j;hhhh I j jbe hehehehegeisbege it ju j uk

[@itsyoboiayden3979]

Rgl lani WHAT????

[@deeznuts5387]

Mixed with stranger things

[@demigoddaedra4327]

Nah, we,re at chapter 5 now

[@cactusmunchkin6188]

@@demigoddaedra4327 hahah

[@Thatisahumanperson.]

You know. This is actually a really good parody of modern horror

[@ZillaParty]

Uhh this was made 7 years ago bro

[@Joemama-b7n6y]

​true

[@Joemama-b7n6y]

​@@ZillaParty fr

[@JDmotionsAlt]

​@@ZillaPartycan still be counted as "modern" horror

[@Jade2781]

This scared me for a second then I saw Uncle Samsonite twerking.

[@altaccount8133]

It was like a jumpscare. But uncle samsonite actually got some good moves 😏😩

[@jennifermaddon9858]

Lolllllllll

[@sarie579]

@@altaccount8133 ikr

[@user-cy5pm9xe1j]

@@altaccount8133 2:20 There.. You might like this to... 22:37

[@batipiller]

Same lol

[@RaijuZilla]

I'm going to play this in a movie theater some day

[@torinerdy6097]

Raiju Zilla he loved your comment 😱

[@generalissimospergo9371]

Ｔｉｍｅ　ｔｏ　ｈａｖｅ　ｓｏｍｅ　ｆｕｎ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｕｎｃｌｅ　ｓａｍｓｏｎｉｔｅ

[@kenophobiuh]

Raiju Zilla p

[@darksoles1305]

Raiju Zilla are the tickets available for pre-order?

[@doismoi1123]

"mom this isn't endgame"

[@carterhammer868]

WHY ISNT THIS MORE POPULAR?!?!?!

[@grobble7321]

If it was it would be tainted in normies

[@riskyplays22]

Keep our jewels hidden, we do.

[@twistedtick]

It’s steadily gaining in the past few months.

[@Pxnic7000]

Little did bro know

[@MrCheesestrings]

Little did you know.........

[@JaycePlayz661]

All Pillar chase stuff 2:20 - Chase theme 22:24 - Dance Off 1:57 - Kill sound 26:20 - Domain Enterance 26:20 - The Domain 6:33 - The Green One Skin 6:34 - Diamond Skin 9:01 - Using Domain Ability 9:05 - Intro Head Turn All I got

[@WhiskeyClone0770]

10:55 this is the best gag in the whole season the closet joke the stranger things reference and the ride on it even the horrible iconic scream makes it amazing

[@JakeBowenTV]

Thank you.

[@woahwspmila]

Ikr!

[@skslalalalalaal3590]

@@JakeBowenTV I love you

[@Dylpills]

@@JakeBowenTVI also love you thank you for making this beautiful series

[@Enderman8787]

I know they’re meant to be father and son but I just see them as really good friends living with each other

[@cdaemondx8241]

The dad should have been older

[@cdaemondx8241]

Actually i thought there were brothers

[@RealShrimpu]

Friends with benefits

[@cdaemondx8241]

Ay n0

[@chandlerhutchison5926]

You would think they were the same guy huh

[@prickstar1238]

“It’s time to have some fun” to “it’s me handsome” is a cool detail on the closet

[@FOUR4444-w1s]

Fr

[@sabraunmonlan5454]

Ikr

[@NoahOzuna-tq7nz]

Yess

[@efrthgyssss]

my dumbas didnt even notice that lmao

[@JESTERERROR]

I didn’t want to say it but I luckily saw this

[@Anthony_Guinansaca]

All Uncle Samsonite voice lines and sound effects in pillar chase 2 Dance off ability: 1:33 Death sound effect: 1:56 Taking some one into your domain: 9:01 Uncle Samsonite Dance off music: 22:16 Old soundtrack: 23:45 Entering domain: 26:19

[@blackbear1922]

Now I can finally forcibly restrain my friends and show them art without having to deal with ads and shortcuts.

[@JakeBowenTV]

I too have found ads to be a nuisance while trying to forcibly restrain people.

[@titanium_eater.80]

​@@JakeBowenTV real

[@septarjr6453]

This scared me more then a actual horror movie

[@JakeBowenTV]

Sorry for the spoops.

[@septarjr6453]

Jake Bowen The spoops were awesome, it was honestly better then most horror films

[@Crash-tu6qk]

I CAN NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

[@wyattownby2886]

Septar Jr Than*

[@entropy7888]

Your grammar scared me more than an actual horror movie

[@spoopynoopers9685]

stranger things copied this perfectly, sue them

[@quinten6182]

Spoopy Noopers I know right

[@greekgold4808]

Spoopy Noopers down to the music

[@greekgold4808]

Spoopy Noopers Actually creepy how close

[@JoshDoes]

Wow i just saw what u were talking about your so right they stole this.

[@Antfightingwizards]

Spoopy Noopers it says they wrote stranger things in 2016 and this came out in 2017

[@disrespectbrabarcle]

the PERFECT mix of scary and silly

[@UMLB]

This is actually the greatest fan creation I've seen this year

[@50URC]

It’s an honored tradition to come back and watch these series every year.

[@rylanross3801]

I watched it 4 yrs ago now I’m back

[@astortawa804]

I’m at home for Christmas for the first time in almost a decade due to harsh weather. Guess what I’m watching while I bake tonight XD

[@KarlaMichelleArroyoMacias-n7y]

Ay entonces este pusharon les ha bebido para asustar el monstruo entonces si él toma se va a convertir en el monstruo y lo va a revivir guau creo que así es😅

[@Mako_Finn]

uncle samsonite mad thicc

[@VainGuardian]

T H i cc

[@worm_-qx7rz]

I’d let him feed on my soul while i ram that ass on a counter 😩💦🍆

[@encryptics]

*v e r y t h i c c*

[@michaellacy9415]

400th like

[@entropy7888]

Dummy thicc

[@PolygonalNeon]

3 minutes in, might be the best movie ever. if this does not win a Oscar, no idea what will

[@Dastankbeets9486]

Despite the fact that it’s literally funky dubstep, the intensity of his theme tune is still terrifying

[@absolutelyshmooie7086]

Nice pfp, I love Celeste

[@SCWood]

This level of genius wont be appreciated for centuries.

[@viotic2709]

Jake this is one of the best internet series I have watched in a hot minute. All the references, from LOTR to Stranger Things, feel natural. The comedy is spot on and at times it is very suspenseful. All in all this was truly a great internet series and I am disappointed it has not gained enough attention. Keep up the great work Jake can't wait for season 2!

[@JakeBowenTV]

That is truly high praise, dear VioTic. Thank you very much. You're too kind.

[@viotic2709]

Jake Bowen It is not a problem Jake. Although I appreciate taking he time out of your day/night to comment back!

[@SuperVideoSpoon]

VioTic a

[@Bandersnatch41]

Jake Bowen see if you can get ScrewAttack to do a deathbattle between Uncle Samsonite vs Slenderman

[@JakeBowenTV]

Hmm. Perhaps this could happen one day.

[@To_osha]

The fact that this series is so popular in 2024 and this was made in 2017😭

[@AmaryInkawult]

Ikr? The price of the off brand soda made me happy until I realized that this series is over 7 years old 😭

[@EmilioOrozco-x2i]

That’s what I’m saying

[@yagara2991]

Samdonite: opens door reads it's me handsome Me: wtf

[@yagara2991]

Samsonite

[@anastasialoveless677]

Im scared

[@tdthedevilsrighthand712]

I will not ride it!

[@snf4985]

*hě wāńțś ýøū*

[@elliesue167]

I spotted it

[@hermit-2093]

This is the best series on KZbin.

[@JakeBowenTV]

You're too kind.

[@titanium_eater.80]

real

[@Zorblify]

@@JakeBowenTVIt’s true twerk twerk twerk twerk ok this joke is outdated but somehow this show makes it funny still 😂

[@aztecwarrior5189]

I am 21 years old and I can’t watch this in my room without the covers on. Uncle sampsonite is now the scariest being I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing. Slightly above the girl from the exorcist.

[@syyruppallaround]

I really can’t tell if this was true or not..

[@Nutteredbutter]

Lol I'm 20 and feel the same way 🤣

[@YAEWEH]

Coming back to this channel after half a decade! Time flies and they got a 2nd season, keep making art you beautiful soul

[@TheOneTrueGhostyBoi]

“This is a odd brand soda house hold” is a legendary quote

[@Boooo]

*off But yeah that line is amazing

[@paleface-slav]

This is my first time watching it. I made a great investment by clicking on this while I was on the toilet. My bowels have never been more empty

[@JakeBowenTV]

Now that is high praise.

[@Kissdababy8581]

Lmao I got halfway through it had to come back later to finish. I was pretty excited to watch lmao

[@alexdemarchi5310]

i really have to study for a test right now but i will learn more from this than world war 2

[@JakeBowenTV]

I appreciate your priorities. On the real, though, WWI and II are actually incredibly fascinating. I didn't come to appreciate this until a couple years ago when I listened to this: www.dancarlin.com/product/hardcore-history-50-blueprint-for-armageddon-i/

[@jib5455]

i have to study for finals and I’m watching this instead

[@jeremyrush2018]

I FUCKING LOVE those messages that change a lot when you make a small change to something. Like, the "IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN" changing to "IT'S ME HANDSOME" IS FUCKING PERFECT!!

[@Overlordough1201]

16:52 "How did you know that?" "Because I'm you, were the same actor. That's why were always so separate and unmoving when we're in the same shot. So they can CGI us in together."

[@legitnub]

that’s not what cgi is, that would be compositing.

[@Overlordough1201]

@@legitnub thank you, did not know the term

[@Kritzomega]

Mr dad talking to his persona so he can biuld up courage to fight that so called "friend"

[@jonathanbojorquez8395]

The dude who started dancing and blasted those guys backwards had me so dead

[@josearias306]

Fr 😂😂

[@jdeloc]

His names steve lol

[@jonathanbojorquez8395]

@@jdeloc thanks for saying that it's only been a year

[@slothz4dayz]

And the dad desperately trying to put his glasses on 😭

[@vensinon4198]

Im turning my house into an off brand soda household. Thank you for opening my eyes. Also I realized there is 666 comments.

[@Khalid.ab41]

They are gone

[@MariaTorres-zz6vd]

6:17 I like he’s like “oh crap” then I like the part when he goes back to dancing😂😂😂😂😂

[@deli4857]

i named my horse genuwine because of this

[@JakeBowenTV]

I would absolutely love to see a photo or some video of Ginuwine the horse.

[@missbearlockholmes]

I love it!

[@Sakiediaz]

Blitzo

[@quantumationsgaming3387]

@@Sakiediaz the O is silent

[@eden_on_youtube]

Why add it in the first place? ​@@quantumationsgaming3387

[@AOTheKidd]

“Two Cheerios short of a complete breakfast” is probably one of the greatest lines I’ve heard in a long time.

[@JakeBowenTV]

You have excellent taste.

[@AOTheKidd]

Jake Bowen thank you Mr. Bowen/ Mr.Dad

[@vazi155]

tbh im glad they used a grown man instead of a kid for the kid. *Sometimes* grown men can be way more innocent looking than kids

[@blondeboi2132]

Fr, most kids look bratty to me

[@justsomeguywithoutashirt7535]

I think they just couldn't find a kid who wouldn't get scared for life by the horrors of uncle samsonite

[@jmoney4734]

@@blondeboi2132 that's just stupid

[@danielmurilooliveiraprado2871]

I did watch this series before but I hope there's nothing suspicious about Uncle Samson and this series.

[@JerpyTH]

Born too late to explore the world. Born to early to explore the universe. Born just in time to watch the greatest story ever told. I am having fun with Uncle Samsonite.

[@geeworm]

Imagine this entire saga remastered in 4k cinema quality cg. That would be a fun time indeed.

[@necrogeneticist]

Or an animated version. Which I may be inspired to make.

[@justagundhamkinnie3504]

fwoggypal please do so-

[@zonebro6205]

@@necrogeneticist Please do it

[@luminous.iolite]

uncle samsonite doesn’t have the same effect when his model looks nice

[@geeworm]

@@luminous.iolite coming back to this honestly yeah the beauty is in the choppy cg, and i love it

[@itme8908]

WHEN HE DID THE STRANGER THINGS LIGHT THING I SCREAMED LMAOOOO

[@Lyniquechunte]

bad baby me too!! I loved this

[@AzureDefiance3701]

bad baby get out of here.

[@oliviaandsarahcrane5088]

No lmao 😂😝

[@JoeMama-iq9vp]

Heres the lore so far: 2007: Two boys are greeted by a mysterious creature known as uncle samsonite. the boys kill samsonite, (or so they think) they think all is well. 2008: jake and a different friend lure out samsonite, but a new friend comes with him. scrunchychunks. scrunchychunks challenges uncle sam to a dance battle, and samsonite shoots scrunchy. 2016-2017: Jake and his father are once again greeted by the creature. sam takes jake, and his father tries to get him back. He finally gets him back with the help of two old friends. but all is not well...jakes dad fights sam and kills him. jakes dad comes back safely, but somewhere, somehow...samsonite still lurks...

[@JakeBowenTV]

A good summary.

[@JoeMama-iq9vp]

Jake Bowen thanks dad

[@kenophobiuh]

The Comment General p

[@flamingcroatan3739]

Darn interdimentional demons

[@Choco_Milkshake.e]

1:04 I love how when uncle samsonite slides the door the text changes to " It's Me Handsome "

[@shiroganetsumugi]

I'm gonna jump on it #Jumponitforseasontwo

[@AGenericAlias]

Shirogane's cosplay tits no time to talk , get the bootleg soda

[@shiroganetsumugi]

LeanMeanMemeMachine MK1 Yes

[@Uwuanimefan]

Yus lol

[@samw7498]

Shirogane's cosplay tits J U M P O N I T

[@1v1meinpixelgun3dlove7]

Look at 8:44 the Pm is 666

[@charliespiller246]

this deserves so much more attention

[@JakeBowenTV]

Perhaps in time, dear Charlie Spiller.

[@cristiancunnington7701]

Charlie Spiller totally

[@korkabe9ba]

Uncle Sam:*entered to somebody's house* Ricardo Milos: *you picked the wrong house, fool*

[@Luchsz]

Omg

[@blackheartnova]

No

[@GhostofReason]

It would be an epic clash

[@la.pumpkina.ghost48]

It would be a big battle, but uncle samsonite would come out victorious.

[@FRFPlays]

Jump on it jump on it jump on it jump on it jump on it jump on it 💀

[@codemanmj]

Well I just had a friend introduce me to this and I held off watching it for fear of, I don't know what even, but now that I have I can proudly say that I've truly witnessed art and the many things it offers!

[@JakeBowenTV]

Welcome to the fold, friend.

[@novavera5323]

henlo cody johanahanson watashiwa arru maitonee

[@antonioimpagliazzo106]

This is Genuwine good content.

[@pirate__crewman]

I see what you did there

[@Uncle_Hargle]

Yeheah boah

[@gabstery]

Genuine*

[@billrobertjoe]

*ginuwine

[@NoNoDontTouchMeThere]

@@gabstery your dumb you miss the joke Wooooooooosh

[@Uncle_Hargle]

So we know Uncle Samsonite drains children’s souls, but WHAT does he do to drain them?

[@wobblesama6014]

He makes them jump on it

[@coagulatedguy1421]

R I D E I T

[@TheLinposterIsSus]

R-I-D-E I-T

[@robbyducey]

twerk

[@ColonelClusterFunk]

s u c c

[@NathanAcol]

"It's time to have some fun, with Uncle Samsonite"

[@cesarberumen735]

Can you make uncle samsonite's hat in the merchandise website?

[@JakeBowenTV]

I very much intend to do make that happen, yes, along with Samsonite plush dolls. It will probably have to wait until after the Season 2 finale, though.

[@cesarberumen735]

Jake Bowen awesome!!! 😀

[@raumple]

The shift from “its time to have some fun “ to “it’s me handsome” is so genius and well executed to the point where it’s genuinely off putting

[@spikes0123]

I like how my great grandad served in the war and im watching 2 grown men get possessed to ride it by a creepy uncle that lives in childrens bedrooms

[@JakeBowenTV]

spikes 012 They fought for our freedoms.

[@EmilioOrozco-x2i]

I still have nightmares dude of this

[@aaliyahmacmillan5389]

when steve started dancing everything just felt so much better like it felt like huge stress lifted off my shoulders

[@monkeyd.rowlet5382]

Therapist: Uncle Samsonite is not real, he cant hurt you. Uncle Samsonite: Its time to have some fun... 1:17

[@Budsauce0]

1:05 this part where he opens the closet door and the text becomes it’s me handsome is so genius

[@YodaFastGuy-ef2rd]

19:53 19:53 19:54 19:54 19:54 gyaat

[@KedamonoEdits]

@@YodaFastGuy-ef2rdyou need help

[@P0OFY727]

Fr it’s like seeing the number 11037 and flipping them around making it LEON

[@themetalmario77]

@@P0OFY727except this one was executed better (because it is not danganronpa)

[@AwTism-4gM]

It says “it’s me, handsome” 💀

[@adri1273]

actual peak cinema what the fuck

[@mr.queasy2280]

I have come once more dear Samsonite

[@JakeBowenTV]

Splendid.

[@outerheavens]

Mr. Queasy plus.google.com/communities/114196847474156085384?iem=1

[@drangel2266]

;-; *Bolts off* OH HELLLLL NOOOOO!

[@jpegmilitia]

Who needs fun when you got uncle Samsonite

[@Uncle_Hargle]

I am so confused whether Uncle Samsonite’s animation was on a budget or made that way on purpose

[@JakeBowenTV]

Both are true.

[@Kiryu_MG3]

@@JakeBowenTV horrifyingly low budget

[@PROD1_2]

@@Kiryu_MG3 Idk man it's pretty good

[@25StabWounds]

I remember seeing this at like age 7-8 and it baffled me, hope this piece can get worked on in the future more, this is legit a cinematic masterpiece- especially when sir Bowen was brought in.

[@JohnDoe-ej9qd]

Watching this had a weird effect on me. My father would always play the song 'pony' when I was young, and to this day absolutely refuses to buy on-brand sodas due to their cost. I don't know about you guys, but this only heightened my experience.

[@JakeBowenTV]

Brother?

[@Uncle_Hargle]

@@JakeBowenTV Son?

[@kingofdarknesssavage9053]

@@JakeBowenTV WOAH HOLD ON A MINUTE

[@drowningchild5414]

@@Uncle_Hargle dad??

[@user-me3ge8de4o]

​@@drowningchild5414 MOM?

[@patarkovax]

This is great! Now I can show my parents why I'm no longer Catholic in one sitting. #Jumponitforseasontwo

[@outerheavens]

patrick lee plus.google.com/communities/114196847474156085384?iem=1

[@houseofhollow3610]

I genuinely laughed out loud at this

[@zilean4324]

I’m honestly really impressed by how well the episodes all flow into one another

[@Couldyyear699]

“Why I’ve simply taken him to the domain, of uncle samsonite!” *starts tweaking out* 9:01

[@chancesassy7963]

25:00 - "The power of off-brand soda compels you!"

[@thefard5390]

BEST. HORROR. MOVIE. EVER.

[@tonacastro7338]

You spelled ever wrong its pronounced

[@tonacastro7338]

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[@skylardominguez3091]

Yup

[@extenduss]

i'm glad pillar chase gave this amazing series a resurgence in popularity

[@waffler-yz3gw]

i found this through that game and im very glad, this is hilarious

[@fraud-kuna105]

yeah

[@sussychickengloop]

pillar chase sucks ass

[@fly12hu655]

​@@sussychickengloopoh no, someone's coping that they loss

[@sussychickengloop]

@@fly12hu655 pillar chase sucks ass. There is no objective other than survive a monster long past its peak popularity

[@leronreese8953]

SEEING UNCLE SAMSONITE JUST- JUST TWERKING MAKES THE WHOLE SITUATION HILARIOUS-🤣🤣🤣

[@gamergod7888]

This should be like a new Netflix series.

[@jahwrld3087]

stranger things.

[@THE_222]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@MadaraUchiha-nm4hf]

This is honestly my favorite series of anything on KZbin

[@JakeBowenTV]

That is high praise. Thank you, Madar Uchiha.

[@kenophobiuh]

Madara Uchiha 0o

[@kenophobiuh]

Madara Uchiha p0

[@kenophobiuh]

Madara Uchiha 0

[@codyfarkas7673]

The thing that actually scares me is a shitpost

[@someone_boed]

What kind of weird ahh abomiantion rabbithold of masterpiece did i stumble into bruh

[@waffleiron6366]

I literally went to the store and bought 27 bottles of off brand soda after this

[@JakeBowenTV]

Goood.

[@tkl7049]

Bgi k cola

[@JamietheEmperor]

🅱️O🅱️A 🅱️OLA

[@JamietheEmperor]

Awesome

[@snooplog4148]

Boot beer

[@everestwagner3370]

Its been 3 years but i still love this film its so well directed i love this guy

[@JakeBowenTV]

Thank you. Hopefully the wait will be over soon.

[@angryrat5732]

​@Jake Bowen make more pls I beg!!!! Me and my friend have made an entire game based around this series I love uncle samsonite

[@grimmoflunalis1440]

The low quality of uncle samsonite, and great quality of everything else is what makes him so terrifying. Makes it really feel like he's from some other realm

[@chan-d7r]

GYATTTTT UNCLE SAMSONITE HAS GYAT TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK

[@FangBoots]

Sometimes when a person does what they truly enjoy. We get beautiful creations like this. To me this series is proof that we were born within the correct timeline. Some of us might have been raised by the wrong parents, but this series was no mistake. Uncle Samsonite flew into our world with his offbrand soda jetpack & he jumped on it. He jumped on it for humanity. Uncle is offbrand. As soda is to samsonite. Thank you Jake Bowen. You've shivered my timbers like no other ❤

[@JakeBowenTV]

You are most welcome.

[@ItsOsktheInkThing]

this is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen, ao oni approved, absolute cinema os84ar approved (my friend) and this, when youtube needed a content creator most, jake bowen saved youtube's algorithm

[@ProfDoom-fw2ts]

best lord of the rings movie ever.

[@ArunasSkistymap]

Best edit ever

[@Jordan09087]

“It’s me, handsome” 1:05 oh good lord

[@ahmeddasavage9869]

He said samsonite

[@Jordan09087]

@@ahmeddasavage9869 read the door.

[@ahmeddasavage9869]

@@Jordan09087 Oh lol

[@jacethecoolest]

funniest thing in a horror film ever 😂😂😂

[@LowkeyLokee]

I love how the scenes are dark and add to the mood it is very Interesting! I LOVE IT! A great success this is probably my 30th time watching season 1 and the rest that’s out so far. I’ve been watching this series since it came out lol.

[@JakeBowenTV]

Thank you.

[@thatoneshortchild1937]

**cracks neck** HAiL unCLe saMSOniTe **faints** wut *_RIDE IT_*

[@pirate__crewman]

MY PONY

[@Uncle_Hargle]

J U M P O N I T

[@mxspookygoob]

this is actually gold I wish i checked this out sooner