uncommon insults

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[@jamiethompson6084]

Calling someone autistic as a insult is like the opposite of a UNCOMMON insult

[@jruler93]

Lazy, boring, uncreative, overdone, ableist. 0/10

[@theominouspigeon]

calling someone [identity] ❎: overdone, offensive calling someone the human equivalent of [something annoying] ✅: humorous, inoffensive

[@jamiethompson6084]

Why can’t i comment under my own comment

[@Fanboy_of_everything]

@@theominouspigeon “you’re the human equivalent of a toddler”

[@fastral7769]

It was done in a more creative manner than usual.

[@mage1439]

"Flying too high to the lamp in your mom's basement" is my new favorite sentence I've ever heard.

[@edenanimates1465]

“Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft” “You dare insult the son of a Shepard” “You have broken the celery stalk on the back of a sea urchin”

[@davidthecommenter]

god bless rolf

[@shwahgamer]

Rolf is the best

[@Cassxowary]

shepherd* and a shepherd herds sheep, hence the name

[@10RexTheWolf01]

SHAK-LA-KAAAAAA

[@ShortStop_Productions1992]

Rolf is the best. Praise the son of a Shepherd

[@ssoaphie]

i got told my posture is like quagmire mid-giggity and i cant get over it 😭😭😭

[@Mikustan39]

Nah that’s crazy.

[@SuopIsTheWinner]

MID GIGGITY?!?! Holy shit, that's... That's so fucking funny. I'm so sorry about your posture but that's hysterical

[@Meggzilla]

I need to see your posture... You have me curious!!

[@mikethewhizz5085]

Things each state of the UK is better at than any part of the world: Wales: speaking in consonants Scotland: playing bagpipes England: being insufferable Northern Ireland: wanting to be Irish

[@FoxNinja4000]

"Dude your hair looks like a toothbrush!" this is something that was said to me on the day of my mom's funeral. (the person didn't know what i was going through so i'm not mad.) looking at my reflection showed me just how bad my short hair looked when brushed wrong. it honestly made me laugh.

[@AStangeSoup]

Damien and Rare Insults go so well together IMO because the contrast between the constant insults and his good vibes just mesh so well

[@CreatorProductionsOriginal]

7:19 He looks like if someone wanted to draw Jesus but thought the long hair was too gay

[@A_tank12]

0:09 the lack of uhhh… speech!

[@paladin2726]

baby babble is fun :)

[@Budgie13_andCH_yt]

you can go “ANDANDJANDSBA” and we can go “aww 🥰”

[@mikethewhizz5085]

2:15 Dwayne Johnson playing a smart character? Would be a first

[@mrboost2267]

Robtop always has the most unorthodox yet clean insults. The game developer we always needed and always will need.

[@waffler-yz3gw]

"you have nothing to do with straight" sucks and "bi-yourself" is unoriginal, quit glazing

[@Bupboy]

​@@waffler-yz3gw *speaking of insults that have never once been uttered before

[@itsepicdarkheart6705]

@@waffler-yz3gw you MUST be fun at parties.

[@itsepicdarkheart6705]

real REAL fun.

[@YukanAmari-x3g]

16:03 bro looks like moistCr1TiKal but he forgot how to sleep

[@Weazyl003]

bro look like d4mpcyn1kal

[@eldritchcupcakes3195]

My first answer was “whatever’s at the gas station you stare at me from under”

[@jwalster9412]

He looks like a sentient statue

[@bnashee]

The rock is neither a teen nor is he black. theres literally nothing in common with Cyborg at all

[@mage1439]

Damien, you're the perfect person for this sub, as always. You just enjoy a good burn so much. Also, ahem: Damien and Christian sitting in a tree... Damien wishes he were an aunt. He's already got his bags and swim trunks packed.

[@Filves1773-n4b]

"All he did was shave his chest and fart" 😂

[@thunderforceninja5445]

Not even spontaneous human combustion burns that deep 🤣

[@I_missthesage]

4:55 this guy could play Patrick star in the inevitable live action SpongeBob movie

[@platannapipidae9621]

SpongeBob already has a musical, which is reportedly pretty good.

[@FreyjaKnight]

1:01 that noise scared the shit out of me

[@ImEncke]

guess who's gonna go to your house and play that beautiful sound for you all night long😊

[@Cassxowary]

*friendly reminder you can also get pregnant from precum so pulling out won’t help*

[@tailpig6417]

Well, today I learned something new

[@TCh-f8f]

13:00 these pants made me create a peanut allergy. These should be called panuts.

[@Mi..Mi..]

11:03 Real life burgerpants

[@redpandamurphy]

16:05 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen"

[@KomodoBozoPlus]

6:50 literally a xenomorph

[@C.L.Hinton]

Literally TWO xenomorphs

[@KomodoBozoPlus]

@@C.L.Hinton Literally no more than that without adoption

[@matheussanthiago9685]

rememeber those Maya skulls everyone thought was proof of aliens were chilling in mesoamerica

[@mr.djungelskog2519]

0:55 censoring subwoofers name is crazy

[@QuaxtonFR]

fr

[@Bupboy]

EXACTLY Its not like everyone could recognize them from the profile picture alone or anything 😭😭

[@tailpig6417]

​@@Bupboy Everyone in the GD fandom knows Subwoofer, but only in the GD fandom

[@ThisOldSkater]

14:34 Weirdest thing about this insult is the assumption that these guys would care enough to ask. Otherwise... A banger.

[@_Stuki_]

how dare yt hide this from me for 21 seconds

[@Atom53185]

Robtop is a SAVAGE

[@justalad2474]

Absolutely

[@TheSumOfAnIdeod]

Sikky agrees

[@maxwell8764]

16:04 Bro looks like The Rolling Giant from The Oldest View made by Kane Pixels

[@violeterror500]

That's so specific but I can see it

[@hydrophobicgoldfish]

That bookshelf behind Sophie Rain is a subliminal representation of her subscribers wallets, and possibly their cognitive ability 😂

[@seansmith4513]

Bruh that model looks like she'll break a rib if she sneezes! XD You could cut glass with that jaw.

[@jonypalmseed]

12:18 bottle opener

[@thehandyfamily806]

DAMIENS BACK!

[@stuffie5175]

16:29 I love this sentence

[@nettlesandsnakes9138]

1:58 my dad would be a better cyborg because he is a cyborg.

[@ASunWarrior]

Damn, Emkay couldn’t even get a drop above Uncommon tier. Probably underleveled too at that rate.

[@DavidSmithsTardis]

Guy from the original thumbnail before it changed 7:00 looked like the guy from Smiling Friends

[@HyetalL]

OK THANK YOU FOR SAYING EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@theominouspigeon]

no one can insult a pigeon

[@mrmissingno10]

dam I think you’re right

[@undefinedCat]

why yo ass lookin at me like that?😭

[@Mayogus]

you flying rat

[@QuixoteBadger]

"ur fat" - Me to a random pigeon at the park.

[@Curious_Critters_2]

fancy doorstop

[@emanuel585]

7:24 wich one of yall ordered wendigoon of ali express

[@Arachnid1]

12:08 paper towels dipped in diarrhea with shit flavoured gravel

[@Liflif32]

i once got called seaweed and i cant forget it

[@iclynnx]

I recently got called an ice cube. I can't tell if that person was teasing or actually rude. Kinda cute though.

[@OfficialSylvantianAUTTP]

😭

[@WafflesWuzHere]

did not expect seeing Geometry Dash in an EmKay video

[@tergish1]

Purse burgers are better than ass burgers

[@fofo-biy]

14:15 dont read it vertically

[@craftygltich]

loving the barrage of Damien vids 🔥

[@ARandomOSDever]

0:55 why did the poster censor subwoofers name. they have at least 10 subscribers and 5 followers on twitter (also why does the poster use discord light theme)

[@marsdenbond]

8:44 Stay away from my apples

[@LoganGranger-p3m]

i'm insulted how good a video about insults is

[@Azmod3us0841]

9:10 she looks like she would turn into a Reinigen from Grimm

[@projectarduino2295]

Discount Van Gogh look’n face.

[@wmderemer]

2:26 the best father figure!

[@Axralliiq]

1:45 Timothée Chalalay 🔥🔥🔥

[@DarkXwolf17_VR]

0:00 I TELL MY LITTLE SISTER THAT 😭

[@TA_Flame]

6:57 Looks like someone forgot to turn off the extrusion tool!

[@PlanetEggsBacon]

desmond from smiling friends

[@MrManMan]

8:45 She looks like the girl from the disney adults animation meat canyon made

[@ZERUSZEETH]

this subreddit is gold

[@LeonSpicy]

Cheers mates.

[@SpringoStar]

I adore, "I wont take advice from stained Tupperware." Wow... 🤣

[@halfsine]

4:34 i guess programming makes me functionally illiterate, i write "!=" in messages

[@BFFCS]

You use it for not equal im guessing?

[@The-first-and-only-bobfish]

16:05 the rolling giant is real

[@CactusOfSupply]

5:55 bro is about to summon the whole gd community with this one 😭

[@Josh_the_jester]

12:29 if the Crimson Chin was from Zimbabwe

[@ashtonmiller-z1n]

16:06 nah they look like they would lissen to hard metal rock, punk rock or death metal to me. also a bit of clascal music or some realy catchy meme music as well.

[@CreatorProductionsOriginal]

13:49 Nahh Hippos would be chill with this person

[@jwalster9412]

(16:03) He looks like he would squeeze and rumble as he mimics a weeping Angel.

[@imananonymoususer]

That first one, I always say some people sound better when they're quiet.

[@notagoat281]

8:07 You are correct, I am not ready, as I cannot find the words to properly articulate just how mind-bogglingly stupid that is.

[@SwampVVitch]

My favorite insult to use: You look like the type of person that brings pasta salad to the potluck.

[@Mari-cc5vk]

16:05, how does the dude look like the rolling giant from the oldest view

[@mustachia]

That picture farthest to the right... Is she ok? She looks malnurished.

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

i was expecting the joke to be "when is it RED friday" or something of the like LMAO

[@LeonSpicy]

How is everyone doing this week.

[@platannapipidae9621]

Pretty good. Hbu?

[@Stella-The-Witch]

fine wbu?

[@LeonSpicy]

@platannapipidae9621 good but cold in Texas.

[@LeonSpicy]

@platannapipidae9621 good but cold in Texas.

[@LeonSpicy]

@@platannapipidae9621 good but cold in Texas.

[@Blaineworld]

the egg would probably be better

[@sebasdasebas]

how dare youtube nut in my ear

[@justalad2474]

Wat.

[@notagoat281]

4:43 Not my fault math confuses you so much you can't handle seeing even one mathematical symbol.

[@woodcraftworld]

i grew up a window user but now i habe apple mac book pro

[@melissagoldengates9032]

OMG when you said Christian is like a father figure I freaked out because my dad‘s name is also Christian!

[@The_OG_Twilight_Princess]

Emkay, you sound just like Fred from Scooby Doo.

[@NeotheHero]

8:40 Funnily enough, McDonalds got the legal rights to fix their own ice cream machines not too long ago

[@xerus_5]

THE MUSIC HAS RETURNED

[@Foxlover781]

2:15 Kevin Hart would be a better cyborg

[@Waterbucket593]

Lowkey a terrible cast lineup

[@Vlogsinthe2020s]

I have never been this early to an Emkay video! Today is my day!

[@Josh_the_jester]

2:16 dwayan is still recovering from the rotten tomatoes after his role in Black atom

[@RebeccaHester-309]

7:18 he looks like he has a life cereal box full of lemons.

[@OzzDrake]

Damien - "I am flabbergasted, appalled..."... read as "Impressed"...but don't tell anyone 😀

[@Strawberryzextraz]

13:39 Firey bfdi

[@chubs3273]

Damien is now canonically a stick figure in my mind.

[@emisnotaway]

robtop is a legend at roasts

[@supernovatv9514]

14:11 is funnier if you know that he did an entire series where he reviewed all the transformers movies lol

[@isaiahnabatian7161]

0:55 Oh, that’s not the only absolutely savage insult RobTopGames has said… just look it up xD

[@PatshraygKawlinse-o4b]

14:13 Hey, it's Cody!

[@kiiturii]

linguistic savants of the hurtful variety, damn bro

[@Filves1773-n4b]

12:22 bet her skull looks like that one skeleton meme

[@Miss_Wolfiee]

1:56 but that actually is a fire cast

[@Cr3Ek_l0v3R]

"three extra million so girl's better job"

[@cynicalminion]

Specifically when it comes to the idea of insulting someone's lower jaw... Seriously, have you even HEARD of the Hapsburg Chin?

[@paladin2726]

8:14 there are over 30 people that i can say something along the lines of that

[@Mus.Anonymouse]

5:00 dude got a wider neck than cranium. 😂

[@Josh_the_jester]

5:36 Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the morge biopsy the blood and fat tissue to preserve the body for burial?

[@AshWilliamsGirthyBoomstick]

"They see it like a sharpshooter." Bret Hart mentioned

[@silver-p7f]

I like playing DOOM

[@HeavyWeaponsGirl]

13:55 THATS ME