Don't Sass Oprah | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 114

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[@TasteBudsPod]

CUTE BABES!!!🐽

[@doubled4950]

Baby bois knock it off and go to your room

[@TheArmchairPriest]

Yess, yes. Puerto ricans (and cubans) our blood actually is a mix of africans and native floridians

[@cherryrosesxo]

This episode is so quiet without pimp’s laugh in the background 😂

[@BPH55]

I gotta be honest, I kind of like it. But I also like pimp and his laugh. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@muroki302]

Hate pimps voice

[@clarkkent1523]

I love it

[@newbietubie]

Yup, I'm good without that shrill cackle.

[@cherryrosesxo]

Exactly we need his laugh tracks back 🤗 @@BPH55

[@kaithoudek8410]

I’m so happy to see these babes back on a comfy couch surrounded by pillows! 🥹

[@doubled4950]

Comfy womfy

[@jacobschmizz6930]

Hello Kait hope you are having a great day 😊

[@mattyicemadebeats6320]

@@jacobschmizz6930 w rizz

[@Kas3-]

@@mattyicemadebeats6320😭

[@Kas3-]

@@jacobschmizz6930the rizzler

[@hollys0661]

Sal’s effortless and subtle humor like “they both like archery” joke caught me off guard and made me chuckle.

[@birdette79]

I was missing Pimpy today, but somehow my brain just inserted his laughs and questions in for me 😂💜

[@wayneswirl]

Do you believe in ghosts?😂

[@birdette79]

@@wayneswirl 🤣🤣🤣 well done sir

[@devontamosley4487]

Sal is the OG Sass master or Sassinator. Lol. 😉😄😂

[@FrowningFathers]

A Sassin

[@RedAlexios]

You guys make me feel less alone thank you babe

[@marniebrimhall986]

It's so funny that Sally babes can really truly carry a tune and Chrissy bless his heart puts it out there with love and enthusiasm. 🥰😜

[@marniebrimhall986]

There is also the "gathe" sign which is so damn funny. The chaos is real

[@ashlayq123]

Sal definitely needs to keep giving his show reviews lol I’ve watched everything he’s mentioned and they are all great!!

[@johanromero8930]

29:24 "Profiling serial killers" as Sal fights with the pillow with the acute edges.

[@Thelilbone]

As a musician I would've gone "let's give 'em Hey Babe to talk about" but the way y'all did it is without a doubt sillier ❤ Love you Babes!

[@WenzdayAG]

Committing to the seriousness of the Oprah topic was 🤌🏽

[@evananthony2337]

Pimp would be DYING laughing if he were there 😆

[@kyleazzarella4360]

This heals my depression for an hour each week

[@kellymurphy6418]

Same! Beyond thankful for these babes. 💜

[@elizabethmiranda289]

CHRISSY REALLY LOOKIN LIKE A FORMER COLLEGE ATHLETE TODAY BABES

[@kelsotalks2671]

Im just glad I live in a universe where these 2 have a podcast 💀pure gold every time, love you babes💖

[@MichaelM-bm2bw]

Love the pods guys keep it up can’t wait for the new impractical jokers season. You guy gotta do more episodes with joe!!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

LOVE YOU BABE!!

[@joshuagonzalez5413]

14:01 wouldve been great if Sal said “what oh hell no hold up huh oh okay”

[@jmiller903]

i had the same exact thought 😂😂 i feel like he might of been trying to recall that but couldnt remember

[@stiiizyz]

Im dead

[@Pinkricaan]

A Puerto rican definitely lives there...this is coming from a Puerto rican who grew up with all kinds of plants and Bacardi bottles everywhere. Plants signify life

[@bryanm6245]

Hey Chris, just an FYI, that buring pee and still feeling like you have to pee thing is usually caused by Dehydration. Happens to me occasionally when I haven't drank enough water.

[@MrTheSmurf]

I love this poddy woddy for many many reasons. One chief reason is watching my two ADHD uncles just bounce off ans sidetrack eachother and come up with some the most entertaining convos about sometimes literally nothing

[@joshnorko5586]

I love the new “hey babe” sign

[@kellymurphy6418]

I seriously cannot get enough of you guys. Not only are you both hilarious, but I actually learn shit too! Lol. Thank you for the best podcast ever, and please never stop! 💙💙

[@beardy7234]

Give her the Howard stern word was low key genius! 😂

[@collinwgreen]

Need more than one hey babe a week

[@StinkyPinky-]

Patreon coming soon

[@theresafiscaletti692]

I LITERALLY KNEW HE WAS TALKING ABOUT KIDS. so proud of myself

[@glosbeauty3465]

"She's dunkin' on hoes" for Maya Angelou's height is wild. Sal has me in tears still for this one 😂😂😂😂

[@GIJaneUSAF]

I need to know what Sal's ✨️Birth Controolll✨️ Alarm is actually for, and why after 114 episodes, he has STILL not just turned it off and/or changed the alarm to a different time?! lmao 💀

[@xXGrimReapxrXx]

Bro I’m 6’3 and still have flashbacks to El Toro; shit really had me wondering whether they tested the ride for long individuals cause I swear I was ducking beams 😂

[@hayleecakes0mfg]

I’m really disappointed you guys didn’t go with “Let’s give ‘em Hey Babe to talk about”

[@shannaburk4034]

Chrissy’s subtle “give her a Howard stern word” made me cackle

[@arianagonzalez6779]

I can make it to the end of the week now thanks babes

[@mattyicemadebeats6320]

I love how complex the songs are becoming 🤣🤣🤣

[@doubled4950]

Babes will be babes🤝

[@loganthompson9144]

I think they need to do a Serious Session for every episode.... its hilarious to see them try to keep a straight face.... no laughing and first person to laugh ends the serious session

[@chrisknoblauch270]

Im being serious! - Sal Vulcano. I couldn't stop laughing it hurt so bad!!!!!

[@bobbymarm9978]

Need Hey Babe in my life 🙏 🙏

[@heatherallen7896]

Sal: *”If I may have the floor”* 😂😂

[@m.naja148]

I love how on key Sal is in the intro singing and Chrissy is just so off 😂 they’re the best.

[@hellya64]

Add some Toronto dates, comedy needs saving out in Toronto.

[@kevinrob3910]

Commie bastard. "Ohhh commiada...our enslaved and foresaken land"

[@ricardomenendez2709]

Man a few months ago I fell asleep after work around 2 in the morning. I woke up at around 10:30am no interruptions no tossing and turning. Best sleep I’ve had in years.

[@Eattits]

Sal sleeping, I swear that must be me 😂 I have 3 alarms set in the morning. Occasionally ill wake up to my 6:30 alarm and wonder why my 5:30 and 6:00 alarms didnt go off.

[@MichaelJohnson-dd3sg]

🤣 I literally passed a kidney stone down to my bladder at 4:30 this morning, haven't gotten to the fun chrissy pissy part yet! But it felt like Brendan Shaub had my left testicle in a pair of pliers, squeezing like his fishes life depended on it!

[@mwanderer1]

Lol welcome from golden hour lol

[@KingYahtzee]

Chrissy praising "You People" as a great movie has really thrown me through a loop. Don't think I've ever disagreed with him on anything as much as this lol.

[@manda.watching.YouTube]

Lol I didn’t love it either. But I knew we had different taste when he said how much he loved The Patient. I’ll watch ANYTHING Steve Carell, but that show was so freaking boring. Great acting, but it’s just is he gonna let him live or no? That’s basically the whole show.

[@mwanderer1]

Oh maybe pretend it is 2006 when you watch it. We were still allowed to form our own emotions back then. That's the humor we need. I disagree with you. If you don't like You People, you are weak as an individual.

[@MrBluefauxhawk]

Just saw the episode of “what we do in the shadows” where Sal is a guest star and I LOST IT when they killed him 🤣🤣

[@Theonewholaughs34]

miss you pimpy !!! good ep gang

[@notjimmyjohns]

Shout out to hey babes, recall jokes! Was on the phone with my dad and he mentioned how he thinks Patrick Mahomes team is going to win this weekend, and I said is it because he was in the Super Bowl a couple years ago? My dad goes, He wasn’t in the Super Bowl before. This is his first Super Bowl. I was ready. And I corrected my father and said no he was in the Super Bowl against Tom Brady. The circle was completed. Thank you for preparing me for that moment.

[@summahbreeze]

“69420” This didn’t get enough laughter for me lmao

[@verenicelopez7490]

I love listening to Chrissy making up words, miss-using words, and mispronouncing words… ❤❤❤

[@4nachos112]

Hostage negotiator RICH VOS???!! LMAOOO

[@felixkoi7236]

maya angelou's hypothetical slap question had me rollinggggggg 💀💀💀 46:50

[@katiefrias6963]

Saw you in Boston Chrissy! You. killed. Had a great time!!

[@JunkBondTrader]

"You could make a Nazi uniform look good" well fun fact, Hugo Boss designed the SS uniforms. They looked sharp on anyone. Can't deny it. Other countries looked like army costumes lol.

[@ivergara24]

The "Hey Babe!" sign should be in every ep from now on. I would buy merch with that logo😂

[@vic826orrerob]

Loving both the fits today 😍

[@couurrtneyyy5720]

chris babe, you ALMOST look like an olympian here idk what it is but i like it

[@cleonRIP]

I honestly thought Chrisst was talking about Sleepers. It still fits the parameters of his questions 😆

[@camille6851]

Everyday I’m more concerned of what Chris definition of family friendly is. 🤣

[@Pinkricaan]

Kids is on Supremes site because Justin Pierce is an original member of the Supreme skate crew who were the street team for Supreme clothing.

[@890luxor]

35:40 a classic Joey Diaz line I will never forget 💯💯🤣🤣🤣

[@jessicapavone6386]

this is the best Hey Babe of all time ❣

[@SandpaperTTV]

6:45 one of the pastors from my church internship in OKC was like that. I always had to run pro-presenter in the back of the sanctuary and this dude somehow managed to never follow his notes but knew every verse like it was on the back of his hand.

[@carolinechilds5587]

My first cousin is Devon Schwan and he competed on Power Slap and was in the house !

[@Timeless.1111]

Salado Texas wants Hey Babes to be a proud sponsor for our High School Softball Team! 🤩😍

[@samzie]

Hearing Sal talk about how good he felt after getting his CPAP makes me insanely jealous! I never got to do the sleep study cause it was too expensive but they/I know I have it. It sleep like shiiiiiiiiiit. I wake up feeling like I haven't slept in 10 years. I'd love to fall asleep so deeply that a phone on my face with an alarm going off doesn't even phase me 😂

[@nickg1743]

Breaking the bank with that Hey Babe sign

[@andi_xi]

Just found out I’m pregnant with MY Chrissy Chaos/ etc etc etc bby daddy….. these pods will be in this babes ear from the womb and beyond.

[@lordfordification]

6'7 is a nightmare, toilets are low, you can't fit in cars, counters are low, doorways can sometimes be too low.

[@queef_latif]

I thought of what’s eating Gilbert grape too

[@malakalhawary94]

Book of revelations 69 4,20 I'm dead 💀 🤣

[@Hoorayforjk]

Lmaooooo @ the Kids talk. Soundtrack is still one of my top-ten soundtracks!

[@tammybaker7237]

Speaking of tall people I took my 6'10 tall husband to Sal's show awhile back. We got to go backstage and got our pictures taken with Sal. Everyone looked like children next to my husband 😅

[@thegoobs8261]

I haven’t watched the podcast in a while (still been listening) and omg!! chris you look amazing and healthy and glowing. ❤❤❤

[@DannyDeVitois79]

Haha the slap league: “it’s like instant CTE, just add chalk” Haha

[@StevenM801]

LETS BE SERIOUS!!! not even 10 seconds in hahaha 38:05 hahaha chris's face at this moment is too funny.

[@bigtdgothgf]

I still love the idea to have Chris and Sal be NY garbage men and Titi Jerry is either the driver or their boss 😂

[@TheEasyLifee]

53:10 My guess is the movie "Kids". 54:23 Called it. I was just watching some other podcast where they were talking about Kids, I think It was Adam 22 from No Jumper.

[@melikecoskun3131]

9 1/2 weeks is also a good nostalgic NYC movie

[@laurenallday]

chris calling the videographer “patty clips” makes me think about his bit about his dads mafia friend named tommy pine sols 😂😂😂 chrissy is a chip off the ol’ tampa tony block

[@TiredNout]

Chrissy and Sal lookin skinny mini!

[@griffinsmelser5623]

for the love of god please put derosa on an ep of jokers. unfortunatley chrissy has burned that trutv bridge LMAO

[@Gurth_Cooks]

Only 12 mins in but I’m sure that pillow behind Chrissy in SENDING Sally Babes

[@ericraymond1274]

I had a substitute teacher in 10th grade and she played kids for every class she had for a couple days 🤣 fuckin brutal

[@michelleiannelli8833]

Spanish major here! Hispanic can be used to describe any person who speaks Spanish. Latino people are from, you guessed it, Latin America meaning people from Spain are not Latino. Brazilians are Latino but not Hispanic because they speak Portuguese. Hope this helps!

[@pauli7457]

I have a list of first place podcast theme songs and this is on it.

[@Abraham-tx5sw]

That Doordarsh code is taking care of dinner tonight. Thanks Babes! 😘

[@s7869-b2s]

Chrissy 5 o’clock shadow, here for it!

[@practicepodcast8499]

Thursdays are for the babes

[@Br_ittany1119]

What in the live, laugh, love. Where are we now lol

[@fndmntl5341]

They both like archery lol

[@annasookie7]

Chris saying he would switch bodies with Oprah for a year just to ruin her podcast has me dying laughing

[@nadeen1111]

Shout out Lebanese lighting today, fellow Leby 🇱🇧❤

[@pattyclips1]

habibi!

[@3Tacos1coke]

I’m here for the babes!

[@StevenM801]

DAMN!!! dudes face is messed up from those slaps holyshit!! hahahaa

[@Aspartamay420]

the point on the WW1 helmets is called a Pickelhaube!!

[@rebeccakrebs4832]

We can’t wait to see you in Vancouver Chrissy! 🇨🇦 💞

[@UncleDron8]

When I was in high school, I gave KIDS to a couple teachers to let them know how we were living.

[@UncleDron8]

And I have it on DVD.

[@Viralparty1]

The fast that Black birds a true story is even crazier

[@dreadfulminset]

I have a bootleg of that infamous movie. muhahaha

[@andrewluce5264]

As someone who is 6’7 babes everything about this is factual ♥️