Undertale Bosses I Could Beat in a Fight

[@alaanabeel2947]

Human,I remember You’re not living

[@Flawfu11_Pers0n]

Human i remember you died a 232×65^7 times

[@GhostPlatypus]

@@Flawfu11_Pers0nthat’s approximately 1.1373169e+ 15

[@stuartdgreatest]

@Fl4wu11 1.940300000000000000000000000000000 times is kinda wild

[@E.EE.]

​@@stuartdgreatestdo you mean 1137316870625000

[@Mr_questionman]

Human, I remember your not living* Yes I know this is grammatically wrong but that's the point

[@cav.ヸ]

How to beat each boss: gun How to beat napstablook: exist

[@MossedSlacker]

Fun fact Guns are useless against monsters The more you want to hurt them, the more damage they will get Bullet doesn't have the urge to kill, so it will barely scratch them

[@monkey-2681]

@@MossedSlacker That’s an interesting way to think of it

[@fishyfishyfishy500akabs8]

@@MossedSlackerin that case touch the monster with the gun then fire the gun.

[@MossedSlacker]

@@fishyfishyfishy500akabs8 At this point, you can just use a knife

[@bethfrancis5944]

@@MossedSlacker so, Clover in udy could just- NOT kill monsters?

[@THEGASTLYAPPEARSInsertspookymu]

Mysticslime: "Alright, come at me!" Literally every boss seconds before breaking out of the game to fight him one by one: And I took that personally

[@A_A_G]

Frisk, A regular human with too much cherryjuice(Determination): Nah, I'd win

[@axelinedgelord4459]

isn't it lemonade?

[@Thecampfire101]

@@axelinedgelord4459 nah, justice has lemonade

[@axelinedgelord4459]

@@Thecampfire101 so determination is pineapple juice?

[@KidLevitate]

​@@axelinedgelord4459 Determination is red. Cherry juice

[@axelinedgelord4459]

@@KidLevitate no? it’s yellow, like save stars. has it ever been associated with red?

[@Hebrew_princess_]

Every monster in the Underground could kill me ngl

[@ironwolf306]

Whimsun is a one shot, and humans get the first turn

[@wooomy1849]

@@ironwolf306 sans wants a little talk with you

[@SurvivorSlugcat_]

They all could, but for some it just takes a really long time

[@alestory656]

I don't think Jerry could

[@wooomy1849]

@@alestory656 but can you kill him begore you bore out ?

[@Vylmyl]

1:24 UNDERTALE intro shows Asgore to be around twice the size of an adult human so he and toriel are ~11 feet tall

[@EKTE64]

The taller they are the harder they fall

[@SNASTALE7963]

How do you know they meant height and not width?

[@the_uneven_arctics]

@@SNASTALE7963 ...... Is this sarcasm because they said it was shown

[@lakthederg]

@@EKTE64 the taller they are the heavier they are, you’re cooked

[@powerflame2000]

25:49 "I don't know who you think I am" Meanwhile in the bottom left corner:

[@autstandstarplatium5]

ah yes so who would win: a buff man vs a robot who has acid,fire and is prob tall as a 80 floor skyscraper

[@Pokyfountain]

As a kid who has sticks in my front yard. I see this as a absolute win

[@saraelliott9436]

@@Pokyfountain Do you have a hole

[@j_sus2726]

Haven’t seen the video yet but I feel like monster with magic powers might be able to beat you in a fight

[@wooomy1849]

BRO YOU COULDN'T TAKE SPAMTON, he can make his head bigger and eats you

[@pipislover1997]

TGAT'S WHA T I"M SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!

[@neelissim3209]

00:04 he is homeless 🏠🔥

[@Thankedsphere99]

What?

[@neelissim3209]

​@@Thankedsphere99 if you pause the video and look at chat it john doe says he's homeless 🗿

[@SedsStudios]

I feel like asgore since this is assuming that they want to kill you asgore would be a lot stronger than in game since hes like wanting to die and stuff would probably be closer to an undying level in terms of ATK and DEF if not slightly above.

[@MinosPrimeRealThewhen]

I mean, if you’re also fighting these monsters in their “domain” then you’d get weapons and tools along the way so you’re not just bare handed.

[@ItsHumanBoi]

starlo has a funny pew-pew object which makes thing a bit complicated

[@Asrielfffffff]

@@ItsHumanBoi its not a real gun starlo wouldnt shoot a kid and if he did clover wouldnt have survived

[@gabrielmbx9253]

​@@Asrielfffffffits very clear starlo no use a real hmgun against clover (or use magic bullet the most potentential theory), because first the damge its too low and second a real gun no damage the soul damage the body, and all damge in the figth go the soul

[@miguelcrafter2997]

Nah this dude has way to much confidence

[@robocatssj3theofficial]

depends on whether or not you're like an undertale human or regular human.

[@micy_yt3449]

Regular Human but you have weapons like guns and stuff.

[@Asrielfffffff]

Well monsters are weak

[@pedroba76]

if we are Undertale humans, and considering that Frisk is a child while we're teens/adults, then we could even have better fights than Frisk.(harder punches, more resistance and/or health points).

[@gabrielmbx9253]

The problem its humans in undertale are too op to normal humans, CHILDS can move in places like hotland and snowdings very easy only becuase determiantion, can resist mortal damages (frisk fall, asgore atacks, asriel), can walikg all time and the bag contain 999g (literally gold). Add the fact in this universe the humans in a moment learn use magic (because creata the barrier)

[@Omori-uhh]

"Human, i remember you're-" (gets hit with tooth) "NOOOOOoooooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ" (dust)

[@alestory656]

I don't think they considered that Frisk could survive the fights thanks to determination bruh

[@dracomag3]

I feel like most people forget that toriel was in the human and monster war with asgore and she obviously survived

[@SplashintTheRanger2011]

Title:What undertale bosses I'd beat in a fight Thumbnail:SPAMTON NEO

[@ashtondidthis1210]

The soldiers are part of the royal guard. The dogs are part of the canine unit.

[@FrederickGreen-xr4rd]

To be fair these are only if your willing to kill everyone in real life

[@mismatchingshoes5249]

muffets purple tea attack alone would make that fight nigh impossible because she would just drown you

[@Mago155]

TRICK QUESTION!!!! ALL OF THEM! He's Kirbo, da pink lil' god w/ infinite power :3

[@adamlotfi636]

starlo: throws dynamite and you're dead, toriel: puts you through a hellfire and wont let you just roll on the floor without attacking you, martlet: feather spiral😭😭😭😭😭😭, Axis, zap canon and you're dead, ceroba, starts phase 2 and you die, without resets you just die, glyde, uses a freaking draco meteor attack on you and you die, mad mew mew didnt fuse yet but if you make it fruse with happiness it is clutchable, asgore: impales you with its trident, macro froggit, goes in the mecha suit and crushes you, the 4 guys i forgot the name: the big one crushes you and you're dead, lancer: imagine chansey, bulky rignt? put 20 eviolites on a single chansey and you'll have lancer's bulk, susie: you die, muffet: you get bitten by 1 spider and the poison kills you, how do you beat zenith martlet when it summons litterally meteorites and flies, you dont have creative mode irl, dalv can summon lightning bolts and you die, the king, after all you 3 did he was just a little bit tired and thats it, the music trio just heal infinitely and you'll eventually lose, burgleyw car: runs you over, burgley out of car: got a hallberd, clover, grips you with a head, and tears you in 3 with the others, tasque manager will command the cats to tear off your eyes and then whip you to death, werewire disintegrate you with lazers, mauswheel, litterally spin so fast they can concentrate cinetic energy in an orb of pure energy and sends it to you, how do you cluch agains smth immortal like jevil, gl to beat metaton and gardener since they are made out of metal and you can not destroy them

[@victoroliveira3577]

Question: what if undertale humans are stronger than real life humans? Kinda like a reverse of most monster and humans fantasy settings

[@Kowjja]

the only proper way to fight Queen is a drinking duel

[@Asrielfffffff]

Can humans drink acid 🤨

[@Meh-d6y]

You wouldn’t be able to win against napstablook because ghost. But you could throw insults at him to cause him to run away. So you gotta consider: is it like an actual knockout thing or is it just till they give up? And papyrus would fight you if he tried capture you and he does have like 400 hp or something like that but frisk’s punches does like 20 damage but they’re a child so you would do more.

[@pumpkin6192]

@@Meh-d6y plus you could make Dummy/ Mad MewMew so mad that they become one with their body and thus killable

[@Meh-d6y]

@@pumpkin6192 I mean I guess, but you would need to do a full genocide for that, which means you would need to fight every monster and beat them, making you tired and weaker.

[@giuseppeparry1365]

Spamton NEO would be extremely easy if you had a sharp boomerang. Easier than his normal form.

[@pipislover1997]

His Strings are JustAs Strong as His Body. also In a 1 for1 Battle NEO Cannot Lose

[@tigerlover2853]

I’d probably lose to every single monster, with the exception of So Sorry, not because I’m stronger than him, but because if I saw So Sorry in real life, I’d be filled with determination and enough sheer fucking rage to end his life on the spot.

[@aureliamastergoomba1278]

5:56 Undyne says that he’s strong, he loves a good brawl, it’s just he’s compassionate and doesn’t wish death on his enemy.

[@AntonioTheTurtle]

But Undyne does wish death. She wants to protect all of waterfall.

[@PickleNugget-tk6bw]

Name of video: Undertale bosses Thumbnail and characters: Undertale and deltarune characters and a fangame

[@Ostrich18]

Bruh you are not frisk These monster can literally attack the soul and have attacks that can get to light speed

[@AnimationDude_]

Napstablook is impossible even if you have magic. Magic only inflicts pain but as evident in Mad Dummy's fight it doesn't deplete HP. Either Napstablook wins or it's a stalemate. They also have to connect directly with their vessel so simply fusing them is useless Humans being "stronger than monsters" only refers to Soul Power, the only humans that are actually stronger than monsters are the humans from the war with access to soul magic. Literally the only evidence you need to prove humans aren't physically stronger is Undyne's mere existence Toriel's fireballs can down Asgore with a single hit. Think about that. The only reason Frisk can even stand a chance is because they're an anomaly. Otherwise "Oohhh they all lost to kids I'd win" when Undyne suplexes boulders Papyrus is God Any member of the royal guard is a trained warrior. Don't forget that. ..Mettaton is made of solid steel. Asgore is impossible. He's just impossible. Not even Undyne could stand a chance against him Glyde is an at least 15-foot long whale. Everything after that point in the case of Undertale characters is fine except the Sans having 1HP argument. A lot more durable than you think. Papyrus was zapped, monster kid constantly slams their face into the ground and much more yet they lose absolutely zero health, also the Karma requirement argument is also flawed as Frame-Skipping and Karma are completely separated and frame skipping is a completely separate ability Sans has with no links to Karma. (He has giant lasers what do you think) No real input on the UTY cast, they could all realistically win but this ain't about them (Axis is still pure metal tho) Basically all the Chapter 1 enemies are trained and can take a 2v1 or 3v1 You can't place Susie above Toriel. No. Berdly has an energy Halberd and took on Kris, Susie and Ralsei at once with it. Spamton will spit on you and give you the bubonic plague Kris's soul is also anomalous Werewerewire has lasers Rouxls is also God, and in this scenario could easily use the real power of Rouxls Kaard

[@felipestaudt4601]

You can only hit a ghost if the ghost completely fuse with a body mad mew mes is invulnerable but it is only question of time the same to mad dummy

[@papyrus9089]

the monsters attacks the soul not the body

[@tgetmoney10]

26:33 the big one is a mech like queens because it takes up a lot of the right side (for me at least)

[@Just-A-Rand0mDude522]

My noodles arms ain’t doing nothin

[@Asrielfffffff]

Your noodles would cause much more damage on a monster than in a human

[@justsans.]

honestly, i wouldn’t even be in the ring. i’d leave. ggs you win.

[@papyrus9089]

queen is like our sans deltarune she got herself a brain she never let you attack her you attack her chair

[@Tramon81]

Mate berdly can fly, you're cooked if he grapples you /lh

[@goulthefool]

Toriel is free money bc she won’t kill you once you show the slightest injury

[@syweb2]

4:40 Do note that the axe is hitting Frisk's soul, and not their neck. 12:20 In-game stats-wise, Mettaton Neo has -40 Defense in the code (not displayed in battle). That's probably not being taken into account, though. 23:39 Puntable 26:20 They might be separating based off of Normal vs Weird Route.

[@mrblinski]

12:41 Er err er er er LMAO

[@Arshu_Shenta]

Murder, there I said funny word quickly now give me internet credit

[@GraySheep1717]

Greatest thumbnail ever ☺️

[@vidpawmc]

so mad mew mew was possessed by a ghost bc its just a doll so its immortal soooo IMPOSSIBLE unless it gives up

[@Earendel_TheMagicalStar]

Human, I Remember You're *_-Bosses I Can Beat-_*

[@GhostPlatypus]

Underrated comment

[@Tmitric]

12:30 Well I think you haven't killed someone before, so he don't have karma attacks, he has to break the entire game to stand a chance. Just catch him off guard.

[@gabrielmbx9253]

Yeah but the no frame damage still exist

[@TheSlimelordLeCEO]

Wow a undertale fan who made one of these that aren’t making themselves believe that they could actually win against a literal god!

[@VeeBoost]

yo mystics shredded irl

[@Jakepearl13]

Man is built like a real DUNGEON MASTER

[@memevondank1197]

I think marlet should go higher Because she can fly youd have to deal with her magic with pretty much no recourse until she lands

[@SullyTheLightnerd]

To be honest if I was in a fight with asgore I would you let him beat me up

[@pipislover1997]

Spamton BaseForm would Destroy You. Hiss Head grows to 12 Feet Tall. He could Bite your Body in Half. and if That Doesn't Do it The Bullets from HisMouth would

[@Thankedsphere99]

IRL or as Kirby?

[@RanDom-x7q]

Undertale bosses I could beat in a fight: the thumbnail, spamton and the dojo.

[@goulthefool]

If it’s a fist fight to the death napstablook is free money💀

[@Cosmo-the-brownie]

@@goulthefool Napstablook's incorporeal

[@goulthefool]

@@Cosmo-the-brownie “fist fight” *”fist fight”* *”FIST FIGHT”* he has *NO* arms

[@Cosmo-the-brownie]

@@goulthefool ohhh, alright, Napstablook would probably just... give up.

[@SILLYBILLY69420-s]

Jevil is Impossible because HE CAN DO ANYTHING!

[@lolz3577]

To be fair, you gotta factor that the ones fighting and destroying these monsters are young children. Normal children? No. But still children. I'd be willing to bet that a solid 90% of all monsters go down from a single good haymaker from an adult.

[@Danilo-tk1tj]

No, the children in the game in question Is able to survive a timeline destroyer attack, we are NOT frisk🙏

[@8theminecraftgamer]

that same children that can save and reload???

[@Asrielfffffff]

​@@Danilo-tk1tjbro asriel didnt want to kill frisk he was holding back and playing with frisk all he was trying to do is make frisk stay with him no matter what

[@Danilo-tk1tj]

@@Asrielfffffff no tf?

[@ethan7376]

Putting a time stopping,teleporting,telekinetic skeleton in not impossible is wild😭

[@allnwhite2445]

2:23 bro is literally saying it all, while, if you explore Snowdin, you will see that yeah, monsters lack in physical atributes compared to humans.

[@dogegod1226]

This may have been a while ago but I still believe my special needs and my special education I had when I went to school is a special attack

[@EliasWasHere]

If im given 24 hours prep time and a shotgun i no diff most bosses

[@michellehybakken]

Nah its ring bear hands only magic you need is left night good night

[@nowthis-d8m]

So are they trying to kill you or nah they talkin like he’s part of the lore and fell down the mountain

[@Nefata]

Oil up mr. Slime

[@failedbrawler]

"Nah id win" -jerry

[@125friends8]

1:12 pretend to remove your thumb, then punch him while you're thumbs gone. Done.

[@125friends8]

Your thumb's*

[@ruloniiidoman3719]

Oh cool this is a repurposed version of a teir list I made. BTW big Spamton is supposed to represent Snowgrave Spamton. Yah I probebly could have used a more clarifying image for some of these. 😅

[@br-qn3om]

If this fight is on the surface, pull an america. (Gun_sound.mp3)

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Papyrus, easily. Papyrus never kills you, he leaves you at 1 hp. You'd eventually beat him

[@micy_yt3449]

Yes but in this situation we assume that Papyrus is going all out on him, no mercy at all. He straight up goes DisBelief Mode. And in that case, Papyrus is a really tough enemy, probably even stronger than Sans tbh.

[@micy_yt3449]

@@Genofist-l5f Well Papyrus literally trained with Undyne and even she said that he is a really tough enemy, Papyrus also Has a special attack that we never had a chance to see, cause the dog ate it... So yeah, Full Power Papyrus is much stronger than Sans, no doubt.

[@Wasdwasd9090]

@Genofist-l5f he means in lore not the in game fight, if papyrus was going 100% trying to kill you, he's so much stronger than sans

[@gabrielmbx9253]

Even you losse, in the moment stay in 1hp, you cant do it anaithing afther this, papyrus only need trap you and this win

[@jaredgaming69420]

papyrus is a literal statue in his battle

[@Raptanax]

Even keeping in mind that you have only one try, also keep in mind that with infinite tries, some 8 year old (ish) kid was able to beat all of them with a toy knife. Adult human is a lot tougher and hits a lot harder, especially if you have even a joke weapon.

[@Omega_Sans12345]

@@Raptanax They will hit your SOUL and not you. Plus the attack depends on the strength of your soul, LOVE.

[@sheogorath6834]

This kid survived a fall from a mountain without being hurt at all. (Even Chara survived and there was nos flowers back then) I doubt that real kids would survive that...

[@Danilo-tk1tj]

Frisk Is NO normal human😭🙏 he Is infinitely stronger than any human in the real world

[@Omega_Sans12345]

@@Danilo-tk1tj Yeah, cuz the prophesy about the ANGEL OF DEATH coming to underground wasn't for nothing right?

[@CasVer_W]

You are Not winning against queen lmao. Even when you fight her you only defeat the chair. She has the wires and all sorts of electric attacks and there's the shield

[@sussdood]

5:20 papyrus u would lose because of the “papyrus never moves” thing

[@OwostrichHop]

If frisk can do it i can do it

[@nex9058]

Berdly on the same tier as ceroba is CRAZY

[@mimdreamz]

they were all killed by a silly child with a stick

[@awesomeandrewgames]

Well well well...

[@ZekeTV0823]

even if you had every advantage over napstablook in a death match you wouldn’t technically win because napstablook can’t die or they are already dead????

[@lucasgamerbr2774]

10:20 on Undertale he's going easy on you, so i think it's impossible.

[@Nickyboy5O38]

I mean, you’re averaged out with what I agree and disagree with. You’re so neutral to think about in this thing I can’t think.

[@raccoonman5341]

The attacks target the soul not the body

[@MrAppleSalad]

Keep in mind that Frisk isn't a normal human lol

[@RIP_sed632]

im pretty sure he doesnt understand that if he fights the 'easiest undertale mod fights' a baby could beat em

[@zippymi]

Frisk is a little kid but you as queen says " adult and teens is basically bigger kids

[@dymaz_azure]

Also assume you have dark world powers in deltarune

[@dariuszsobczak7209]

ngl frisk is stronger than everyone else

[@Asrielfffffff]

Actually everyone is weaker than frisk she is not strong they just are weaker than her

[@felipestaudt4601]

He is kirby he can defeat anyone. Mysticslime can hit napstablook with a magic attack if he have

[@micy_yt3449]

Actually, do you think Elemental attacks count as "Magic"? Cause if they do, then you could just easily Burn NapstaBlook and kill him.

[@felipestaudt4601]

​@@micy_yt3449but if he get to learn magic tricks he can kill napstablook

[@micy_yt3449]

@@felipestaudt4601 Not really, but as I said he could use elements like fire, you know he could just pull out a lighter and put NapstaBlook on fire, which (in my opinion) should work.

[@bob-xc2rb]

Queen above jevil is crazy fr

[@Sanstheskeleton367]

@Mysticslime your friend thinks he can win but he forgot that i can dodge

[@michellehybakken]

And bro put matteteon neo on impossable even tho they have negitive def and cant dodge and sans has 1 def AND CAN DODGE

[@SuperMemeMaker]

Here within a minute. Let’s go.

[@shenawilliams1809]

Sans you really think you're going to beat them

[@HenryBroomhill]

he didn't do so sorry 😡

[@emanuel585]

I can beat napstablook because i have family trauma and we all know that means as soon as i get into the underground im learning iceshock

[@ninjabeast526]

Bro really thinks he could handle undertale characters in real life. I would die 😅

[@micy_yt3449]

Well not all of them are strong, some of those could be defeated with just one strong hit. And there are also a few that have really low IQ like the Dogs for example, you could easily outsmart them. But yeah when it comes to Boss Monsters, nobody is beating em'... They're way too powerful!

[@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox]

Well humans are way stronger than monsters according to the lore. I think your average human could probably hypothetically beat any non-boss non-ghost monster given enough prep time. Papyrus and Undyne both being grey areas where I definitely think some people could beat them but the people physically capable of doing such a feat would be few and far between.

[@sheogorath6834]

​@@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox "Well humans are way stronger than monsters according to the lore." Yes, Undertale humans.

[@ninjabeast526]

Ok you may be right 😅

[@AntonioTheTurtle]

Me too

[@kalebplayz125]

3:43 arent they also blind?

[@Asrielfffffff]

Good point

[@raccoonman5341]

I would overpower yellow Flowey’s mind

[@felipestaudt4601]

Magic can affect ghosts

[@Asrielfffffff]

Herm sir do humans (besides the ones from centuries ago who sealed the monsters) have magic

[@gabrielmbx9253]

Im only see use the cellphone to beat napstablook

[@Happyworldshark]

Full honestly, i would just hug clover, i wouldnt wanna fight my fav- i would just be dodging and talking lol

[@doodlewithriley]

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