Malört Mixology: White Russian

[@joebidensdentures4541]

We made this already at home. We call it "Chicago Hate Crime".

[@It-b-Blair]

😂😂😂💀👍👍

[@tiggeromega]

You can almost see the light drain from his eyes because of the Malört. I still wanna see a Malört Sunrise.

[@randalljames1366]

Finally! I've been asking for this since the beginning! It has to be a White Malortian.

[@logstargo627]

I'm still hoping for a Sazerac or really anything that will lead to the combination of Malört and absinthe.

[@theresamnsota3925]

I think we need a Mint Julep made with Malört.

[@MosierMan1]

MALORT JULIP

[@c_kling]

Mint Jalort

[@MosierMan1]

@@c_kling DAMMNIT, that's great too

[@srh667]

Malint Jörlip

[@Beelzebunge]

No.

[@misswilwarin8829]

Prescott always looks like he's about to morph into some undead creature whenever he drinks Malort. It's sad but also highly entertaining. Prayers for Dean? More like #prayersforprescott

[@chaoarecool]

High five

[@scottjohnson7927]

I want a shirt that says, “My Malört sweats are going to ruin this shirt.”

[@TGFMusic]

White Flushin’. As in I’m flushin it white down the toilet.

[@sethgilbertson2474]

Yes! This one is the best!

[@srh667]

Yup, thats it. White Flussian

[@CopperAndCutGrass]

This is clearly the perfect name.

[@jordanspencer2157]

That's it

[@HisVirusness]

As someone with IBS, you pretty much said every single thought that's ever passed through my head when nature decides to call. Sorry, did I say "call"? I meant "invade".

[@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME]

3:14 this is also Prescott's face when he feels the Chestburster wriggling around 4:00 casting a spell from hit points be like

[@SixofQueens]

I remember drinking a "Black Russian" at an Irish owned pub in Germany that was Vodka, Kahlua, Pepsi and a sprits of Guinness head, and I absolutely loved it. Personally called it "Pepsi with a Secret".

[@Brando56894]

As a lover of Guinness, White Russians, and Pepsi, never would I think to put those three together.

[@chaoarecool]

Ayyy the constant posting of my wooden homies is appreciated

[@DanielVance]

PV3 isn't just making up flavors from trash items without knowing what they actually taste like. He's gone that extra mile becoming a sommelier. And oh yeah, #Spittoon

[@aranjenkins2627]

The rug really tied the room together

[@andynewhouse]

After the most tangibly disgusting food description ever, "let's have another taste." Your dedication is admirable!

[@authorrayrogers]

4:07 is my new desktop background. PS: Call it a Brown Russian. "This, you know, aggression will not stand, man!"

[@oddjob_banks]

A nod to Big Lebowski, I'd call it a "Rug Piss"

[@Dumbledof]

You could really tell PV3's body was fighting him this whole video.

[@tylertrudel597]

I've never heard someone callout Crohn's disease. Love you.

[@srh667]

I cant believe that someone with Crohns would drink such horrible drinks.

[@justintr4888]

The Malort White Russian was everything i imagined it would be and more. Thank you PV3.

[@tmorente]

😂 he flipped off the figurines

[@jumpingjeffflash9946]

He delays the drinking of Malort in much the same way I delay taking the stuff for my colonoscopy. I love this channel and the smarminess he has.

[@oldmandeath]

Crap I am late getting this up, I would love to see a French 75, Dealers choice on what you swap out. That said, if it were me I would say swap the Gin out for Malort.

[@joemomma4206]

Is Buttspoon a new recurring character?

[@chuckfinley6747]

Chicago Russian. And you really should have had Dalton dressed as Walter in this episode talking about Nam.

[@serpents666]

"We got help chopper in" 🚁 became a running joke among my group of friends when someone was in distress. Like in this video.

[@StevenFord-wi9km]

Keeping with the Malort mixology, you should try a Chicago Handshake. It is actually made with Malort so it would be a different take on your drinks. It is a shot of Malort with a Old Style beer. Drink and enjoy! Love your videos!

[@falestineforlife]

Poor guy. He can just never seem to get away from Malort 😂😂😂

[@ThunderGear]

Malort Fizz.... like A gin fizz 2 ounces malort 1 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed 3/4 ounce simple syrup 1 egg white (about 1/2 ounce) Club soda, to top (about 1 ounce)

[@cmsweitzer1]

Have we done a Mojito with Malort yet?

[@jordanspencer2157]

You're gonna love Malort by the end of this

[@TaQa04]

Is it bad that I was harmed more by watching this drink with a thousand tiny ice cubes than I was harmed by the Malört?

[@turkeysnot1]

This was my suggestion from the first Malort mixology episode. I’m just going to find an ATM. The Dude talking to Bunny Lebowski.

[@DubuWaPolar]

any chance you get on to some of the Chinese Baijiu's like Er Guo Tou or Maotai? hail the new rulers

[@frydaepiedae]

Finally, the Brown Russian! Next we need a caipirinha.

[@caesurabreak3528]

in leu of recent events (and judging by your reaction to the taste) it should be called a dead Russian. kinda suiting since dead corpses smell sweet before the rot smacks the olfactory right out of your nose

[@RomanPeacock21]

I was sitting here saying "Noooooooooooo!" Out loud and asking why would anyone do that to themselves. I'm laughing so hard

[@mdelles]

A Snowy Chicago?

[@xredgambit]

B-52. Normally 1 part bailey's 1 part kalua 1 part grand marnier . You can do it 2 ways, replace the kalua and then replace the grand

[@nrpbrown]

Oh no, I didn't read the full title and was excited to see you make a white Russian but I am so sorry.

[@williamfurlan9176]

I've been requesting this on every video! Thanks PV3JF

[@carrisasteveinnes1596]

This is the good stuff. This is why I subscribed.

[@dza613]

"He fixes the cable?"

[@brucemoore3329]

“I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.” - Walter (but not if it tasted like this...)

[@chrisoffutt8968]

Maybe start playing around with absinthe cocktails to replace the malort or use it in place of bitters in others.

[@ronnie624]

I would love to see a grasshopper!

[@jordansamuels9135]

Malort martini might be interesting to see.

[@Rob_1689]

YES I'VE BEEN SCREAMING FOR THIS THANK YOU

[@SneakyMacSneak]

A drink that foul deserves it's own name. I dub this concoction the Poo-Hoo.

[@BigBear21740]

Being from out east, I had no idea what Malort was. When you google it, It says that it's a famously challenging to drink with the flavor that includes notes of gasoline grapefruit sweet wax fire oil and bitters. It's the unofficial drink of Chicago? What the hell are you all doing out there?

[@jameshoopes6467]

Um… Where *precisely* did that stirrer come from? 😂

[@harleyshaw1822]

Perfect name: “the soggy Chicogan”

[@It-b-Blair]

“El duderino, if you’re not into that whole… brevity thing” gets me every time Fantastic video again have you ever tried making a “death on the beach”? Malort + s3x on the beach? And I second the other wondering how it pairs with absinthe 😸👍👍

[@peterlawson1280]

Why aren't people watching this? This is great

[@nappa0582]

Still waiting on that Tequila Sunrise...

[@davidp2888]

Your guts are hurting from 💩 while my guts are hurting from laughing so hard. But certainly not at your expense, PV3. Not at all.

[@srh667]

This aggression will not stand. Its a White Flussian. Careful, man, there's a beverage here! Loved when he flipped off the mannequins.

[@waruisakka89]

I think we need to get Prescott a bottle of kaoliang liquor.

[@catherinegalloway6821]

Malört Tonic 👀

[@markdaniels7198]

A "Not-So-White Chicago Winter" or a Chicago Russian.

[@yackbuttertea]

Darker than a dark steers tuchus on a moonless night

[@surcettinr2600]

Actually your description sounds like "White Chicagoan" is the best name

[@vectorgen]

I love Malört and i'm often down with these Malört mixology attempts, but this one made me throw up in my mouth a little.

[@cowboycole.4554]

Come onnn, malort sour, let's see it

[@StalinM41]

Possible name suggestions: Windy Russian, Windy City Russian, Chicago Russian Bear, Pain, Gang Russian, Deep Dish Russian, Oil & Water Russian, Toilet Pressure Water, Russian Badger (wait that's taken by another youtuber), Stalingrad (another complete cluster), Battle of the Kursk (heavy hitters duking it out, in a glass), or just Cyka Blyat

[@spicello]

Where can I get that shirt?

[@Paranitis]

Oh who cares about the drink. Where'd you get that fantastic shirt? I don't even like button-ups, but I'd wear the shit out of that!

[@zenergetic_8299]

We need a Mai-Tai. Malortai

[@seansterling5322]

What you didnt see was the spoon dissolving off camera...

[@bryantq3740]

You poor dude… I’d want you to stop this madness but not before I come up with my suggestion for a drink… coming soon (maybe)

[@raindegrey9429]

We are, in fact, quite entertained 😂

[@thefuzzman]

I noticed he didn't dump the rest of the drink. Going back for seconds? 😂

[@kirill42069]

When are you going to try Chartreuse?

[@PulsePersonalTraining]

That's a nice shirt, PV3.

[@RobCamp-rmc_0]

It’s unwieldy, but I propose it be called “the Dunkin’ cup I’ve been using as a trash can in my car for the last eleven days”

[@christianoliver3572]

Call it a Czech STOP? Maybe a White Pole?? There's more where these came from

[@Onoma314]

Try it with some Unicum

[@AuraXars]

Think we need a malört basil smash

[@GeminiStars]

White Deep Dish. Snowy Malort. Chicago Winter. Porcelain Sewer. Mal Flurry! ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@MrGothicruler666]

More Malort

[@ymhwithkimtumi]

Aperol Spritz or Negroni. They have the same sneak-up aftertaste characteristic.

[@MCYonazz]

The Blight Russian! Figured this one would be terrible.

[@IzzysIssues]

What about Pepto Bismol x Malört? They'd cancel each other out

[@TheDilettante]

where's my mai tai with Malort and topo Chico Mango?!?!

[@electricconner]

This is the Dirty Sox

[@oddjob_banks]

You can tell he hates this because there's lots of talking, a lot less sipping.

[@13evilbunny666]

How about naming it a "Chicago Russian in Winter".

[@Idbuythatforadollar05]

Corpse Reviver #2 with Malört instead of Gin

[@WilmerCook]

The Dude love's it.

[@dontron810]

Call it a Yellow Floe , taste like someone pissed in that Russian snow

[@scottlife1697]

I say we call it "big mistake V15.0"

[@Savantrovert]

Also PVIII, White Chicagoan is not the preferred nomenclature. Windy-Anised Caucasian, please

[@jonstack8740]

Oh, I am entertained.

[@raindegrey9429]

"it really tied the room together"

[@stevejackson9952]

Sad Chicago Moo Juice in the dumpster with Pedro.

[@djaric]

You're out of your element! (with malort) 😆

[@youngtriton7252]

Eligible names: Chernoble Disaster Nuclear Winter Red Dawn

[@Aaron48219]

*WHERES MY SCHLITZ REVIEW PV3!?*

[@JDalkiii85]

“This aggression will not stand, MAN!!!”

[@icebergpreservation5164]

Definitely a green russian