Malört Mixology: Four Loko Gold & Malört (The Chicago Handshakedown)

[@altusshow7574]

Seriously, and i mean genuinely from the bottom of my heart, this channel is criminally underrated. Its so underrated you should be arrested before you go wreak havic in Vegas.

[@klockwerk187]

That’s a major fact. Long time fan of the channel. He’s a great actor, he’s fun…funny, his content is high quality. I mean, it’s not for EVERYONE but what’s not to love about him?!

[@altusshow7574]

@@klockwerk187 oh for sure. Everytime he posts I'm re-surprised about how low his sub count is. This is truly a hidden gem. How do we boost this guy and get him the recognition he deserves?

[@MrGothicruler666]

​@@altusshow7574 be sure to like all his videos and share them with your friends and on your social pages

[@numanuma20]

Found him during the pandemic and wish he would upload more consistently. Would get more followers that way.

[@MrGothicruler666]

@IV-qd8by he's only had a few sponsored videos, if any

[@nandayane]

Even the Malort can’t hurt him as much as missing Prescat.

[@axsmithsports]

I'm from Chicago. This should be called "Mugged in Wicker Park"

[@superred5]

I would think "Wound Up At A 4am Bar..." would also be appropriate. 🤣

[@christianoliver3572]

How about calling it: The Chi-town Golden Shower?? That would certainly get my vote

[@cpt.bearshark3062]

Chiraq Golden Shower

[@christianoliver3572]

@@cpt.bearshark3062 I have a going to my first work convention in Chicago and the locals told me about a 'famous' Midwest shot at locals bar story: They thought it was funny as hell but that was 1995 and I can still taste that nasty s!!t!! There's just no way to play it off like somehow it's enjoyable to drink that stuff. But hey it stopped my allergies, I couldn't smell right for a week, and I can still taste that stuff.

[@fuckfuckfuckshit781]

100% dead on accurate.

[@theycallmeowl1419]

in all seriousness I hope you're doing well. It's hard to tell what's just joking around and what's serious but regardless, many people want you to do well. Your content is great but keep yourself well first.

[@pat6146]

Man grows a beard now we think he's in trouble

[@MosierMan1]

The last will and testament of a broken man...a man broken by Mallort

[@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME]

The EMOTIONAL DAMAGE beard looks good on you, P.

[@jiggersish]

I am absolutely on board with this scruffy Prescott.

[@klaudelu18]

I must say, this particular one was a special one 😄 Bless you, PV3!

[@jimfabry]

Bonus points for referencing Trent Reznor as the songwriter and then singing in the style of the Johnny Cash cover

[@thebrysmith3]

This man has Tony Clifton levels of dedication his *ahem* craft.

[@RapidResponce]

The liquor finally has taken its toll 😂

[@warbear55122]

Got to let the liquor take control you bud. The liquor will show you the way Mr. Lahey, Trailer Park Boys

[@ulogy]

The shit winds are blowin', can you hear it?

[@rexhollingsworth]

​@ulogy especially when they are tinged brown by the malort

[@Kenneth_Rogers]

Liquor? I barely know her....

[@DanielVance]

I blame Dalton. You had one job Dalton! We're all just lucky Spittoon is always around for moral support. Everyone needs a Spittoon in their life.

[@oldmandeath]

I'm glad Prescat is okay, I hate to keep the train going, but might I continue to suggest the Malort 75, Its a french 75 where the gin is replaced by Malort.

[@garrettpeek3551]

The range this man has. Unparalleled in modern comedy.

[@MrPlainsflyer]

The horror of that liquor and the M. Night Shamalan twist at the end was perfect

[@RabbitsFunWorld]

Would you say it was purrrfect? 😅

[@SnarkNSass]

Cats are Apex Predators... Don't worry about Prescat out catting about... Be worried when he comes back... Sleep with one eye open 😺😮😆

[@chuckaudio3191]

@5:04 My new desktop wallpaper! Too good! Love ya, PVM!

[@idlevalley]

This video is amazing. And you cried... twice. I don't know if it's real. This made me laugh so so hard. Great story

[@atom-ark]

Now...I'm all in on this more "un-buttoned" PV3. Great alter-ego. Do hope you're ok though buddy; we're here for ya! Glad you found Prescat.

[@Revanavarice]

Bro, you have a great beard. Been watching you since the beginning; your channel and the pandemic were a perfect storm.

[@thomasmcmullen02]

I have no clue why but I love the word gumption so much. You know it’s true when someone says “He’s got some gumption”

[@aveleziii]

I'm a year late to the party, but the delivery of the emotional meltdown has serious 9am vibes. brilliant work

[@Danny_mahi]

So it finally got to you... it's okay brother you're not alone..

[@bobbyspivey3721]

An absolute ROLLERCOASTER of emotions

[@klobe9]

What a fucking absolute emotional rollercoaster. Not since Abby was definitely not cheating on PV3 back at the start of covid have I felt such feels.

[@justintr4888]

This episode taught me that PV3 could grow a MIGHTY Flanders mustache if he were so inclined.

[@misswilwarin8829]

2:32 the most genuine reaction to Four Loko; barely palatable but also not the worst thing you've ever consumed

[@verdatum]

I like it when PV3 gets a W, even if it's a soft (and cuddly) one. If presscat was not found by the end of this, I would have been unreasonably upset.

[@justintr4888]

At 2:30 I started checking the comments to make sure Prescatt was found.

[@bethotoole6569]

Me too!! 😂😂😂

[@-MOSTHXTED-]

Lookin like the winter soldier over here

[@jonstack8740]

amazing

[@bookaufman9643]

I'm very surprised that this guy has such low viewership.numbers. these are very well-made videos and he is a good host. Imagine his numbers will start going up soon.

[@dissociativealeks]

I have never felt more fear seeing a video thumbnail, sick mustache tho🤙

[@Hello_MyNameIsSarah]

I have no words. Truly.

[@MrSpazbomb]

Was not ready for this arc

[@chaoarecool]

This pleases the wooden overlords

[@nappa0582]

Oh God. Is this the Dark Ark of PV3? He's never looked this disheveled and sounding this down in his videos. Hell, I thought we were done with Malort Mixology when he discovered the Brita hack. HAS ANYONE SEEN PRESCATT?! Edit: oh. prescatt was just chilling above the fridge. Talk about an emotional episode.

[@HowBoutDemBoyzz]

I think you're gonna love it

[@xredgambit]

So glad that prescat was found. To think that the man whom life is bringing him down, he just needed to look up for once. But it's hard without his emotional support/best friend animal.

[@hammer911tube]

My godness, this is pure gold! Especially song references!

[@elimtevir1]

This one got me. I know this is for humor but I am pretty down myself and can only think of Prescat showing back up. Give that fuffer some love I miss my puppers. Thank you for the joy this brings.

[@MrPlainsflyer]

Man I was not expecting the intro from that thumbnail

[@TheyLoveThemLLC]

Man I think this is my new favorite channel on KZbin, thanks to your TikTok fan channel for sending me here 😍

[@jeanboutin9039]

right in the feels... hang in there buddy... you're not alone...

[@xKitty13]

It's like watching someone go through all 5 stages of trauma in 20 seconds. Good luck. I hope your bestie returns home safely ♥

[@monthandley3979]

For those uninitiated with Malort, it tastes like the stomach bile you vomit up with the dry heaves.

[@qawsedrf23]

Wow, by far your best work. My stomach hurts from holding in laughter to not wake my roommate. And the edible hasn't kicked in yet!

[@Smarfton]

Malort has runied another life.

[@RustinRoark]

oh wow I gagged- this is the content I sub for

[@davidkahler9390]

instant classic

[@nickh402]

PV3 to Vegas! Wow, the emotion on this trip is gonna be epic!

[@WhiteRaven696]

THE SCRUFF?! I am FERAL. 🤤

[@turkeysnot1]

PresCat is in the basement of the Alamo with Pee Wee’s bike.

[@Geothermal_Escapism]

Oh my God. The algorithm finally blessed me with a reminder of PV3 again... its been too long. And clearly time hasn't been friendly to our friend Prescott. But still as gold as ever lol.

[@KageNoTora74]

You have to give the fella credit for finishing the drink.

[@steveblue6508]

It’s going to be so good.

[@mbailey8221]

He really fell into character on this one.

[@joecolucci9524]

Genuinely good malort cocktail for you - equal parts malort, st germain, aperol, acid-adjusted grapefruit juice. The malort bitterness accentuates the back-end bitterness from the grapefruit, but it balances out nicely with everything else.

[@a.maximillianjean-pierre5838]

Saw this guy trying everclear...subscribed right away.

[@TotalPwnage777]

🎉

[@Almighty_cornholio]

You've really let yourself go

[@syme9925]

4:04 is hilarious but I would like to remind the audience PV3 that for the 4:38 descriptions those pilgrims wore hot sweaty heavy wool and rarely bathed so that adds an aromatic layer.

[@joshuafuller6801]

how is this channel not huge already

[@bethotoole6569]

This is the conundrum..

[@CecilMcfly]

This sounds horrible from the title I’m excited

[@nolanryan2234]

PV3 stopped swirling and spitting, just straight up slamming piss poor beverages. Man for the people

[@AaronSmith-kr5yf]

Feel like this is something Hunter S Thompson would enjoy. If only to verify that his taste buds still worked. And no doubt he'd have a 2nd or 3rd one.

[@hscar20]

Haha! Those reactions after the first drink had me rolling.

[@derekshropshire2513]

Chicago handshake is an Old Style beer "Chicago PBR" and a shot of Malort . I like the wordplay.

[@bunnymr.k7079]

Watching the slow decline of Prescott is either the most elaborate KZbin joke of all time or this dude is really going thru some shit. Either way keep plowing. This is grade A entertainment and I’m here for it!

[@bobbowie5334]

Loko 12% ABV fruit punch is the bomb.

[@ericcarabetta1161]

PV3 lookin like he just woke up on a couch on the side of the road.

[@srh667]

Such an emotional roller coaster, the lows, the highs. Lets all take a trip to Vegas. One would have to be pretty depressed to drink that horrid concoction. Maybe put a bell around Prescats neck.

[@TheDilettante]

Apparently someone was too chicken to mix it with topo chico mango 😛

[@RandallChase1]

Pain in a glass

[@muddlewait8844]

Prescat better not be dead.

[@genuinehawken]

Just going to say that was one of the most brutal drinks i will never drink🤣

[@doingmybesthere3940]

i think you're going to start crying

[@Jasurplus1776]

Straight-up DRAIN POUR / CLEANER

[@nukelius]

still can't tell whether this is a character or if he actually lives like this. i love it

[@zwithgol]

You look really good with a beard.

[@Vickyvee97]

Good to know Prescat is there! :B

[@It-b-Blair]

Fantastic beard good sir!

[@thecryingshame]

Great episode!

[@caesurabreak3528]

damn thats hella good acting my guy. i almost didnt think it was a bit

[@threesixtydegreeorbits2047]

podcasting took a toll on my boy

[@Redn87]

Right On!!! Damn man. Just damn.

[@robertl6196]

Malort, Four Loco, and Taylor Swift music. Good Christ! That's enough pain that it'll collapse under its own mass and form a black hole.🕳

[@StereoTyp0]

The spittoon is conspicuously neglected. Cheers!

[@carlswenson5403]

pv3, future friend of bill w. dont worry buddy, rock bottom wont last forever

[@wrenchhead6840]

One time my cousin and I entered a golf tournament in Raleigh NC…. I was nervous so i slammed two grape flavored Four Lokos on the way over there and ANOTHER one in the parking lot right before we tee’d off…. Needless to say say, things deteriorated very quickly….

[@Kingcornflake1]

I've got one that I think might break you the most: a Toronto. Replace the whiskey with Malort, keep the fernet branca. Oh yeah, that's right. Malort and fernet. Good luck 🤞

[@jdcnosse]

Prescat is a legit cat...just disappearing to the strangest places making you wonder where they've gone...

[@undeaddreadlord1]

Prescat!! I was worried the whole video. Pv3 nation!

[@maxpay150]

Phew glad Prescat is OK 😂😂😂

[@EyesOfByes]

Skål och varsågod!!! 🇸🇪🇸🇪

[@authorrayrogers]

5:06 is my new desktop theme. When did you become a character from a Clint Eastwood western. You know... the one Clint slaps for being soft?

[@DustyMagroovy]

Let's goto Vegas!

[@andywood6376]

Me: “Hmm…there’s gonna be a funny reason he looks like this”….*14 seconds in*…..OH NO!!!!!PRESSCAT!!!!”

[@chuckfinley6747]

It’s official, he has become Malort in human form. Only way to go is up now PV3.

[@imaramblins]

Forget the Four Loko, the best gold from this one is the face made and slight tremor at 2:58 after the first drink.