UNHhhh Ep. 131: Straight People

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[@floraflowergarden]

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[@sorenmondesir2440]

​@@floraflowergarden5eee😊eee😊

[@dylanemory9164]

“ If you know a straight person....stop” This KILLED me

[@millyfiore7815]

their outfits have directly opposite energies and i love it

[@monroe3391]

but somehow match

[@summergail24]

you can tell they tried to match 💛

[@sydneyp7867]

For some reason I think they have the exact same energies

[@sarahnee6157]

I can’t have a baby in this weather is 👌

[@Sunshine-vj3qu]

I feel like they have the same exact energy but exactly differently.

[@smithscullyx]

trixie: "when someone likes you, you can tell" me: *laughs in lesbian*

[@Je551kuhhh]

SAY IT AGAIN 😂

[@xcherryxxchanx3425]

Oh yea that's accurate 😅

[@st.mars6]

EXACTLY

[@abbyh3265]

Theres no way to know if a girl likes you unless she is very very very direct 😭

[@Je551kuhhh]

@@abbyh3265 but lesbihonest, even when a girl is very very very direct, I still found myself suspect if she was being for real or messing with me 😩😭💔

[@Jan-bi3vr]

the universal relief gay men feel when a straight man simply treats us with basic decency really is testament to the trauma we all grew up with

[@HumanbeingonfloatingEarth]

*hug.

[@kaplingnag7267]

im not even a gay man and this is still so relatable damn

[@ritchie6162]

Holy lord there has NEVER been a truer statement. I feel like I always need to be on edge around straight guys even when I know they don’t care about the gay thing it’s like so bad.

[@melaniepblc5754]

Fun fact : works with women too. Any decent, respectful man is 24k gold to my eyes.

[@Sam-fq8dm]

@@melaniepblc5754 yup, the tiniest bits of empathy and open mindedness will make me fall head over heels and I hate it so much bc we just keep reinforcing the notion of praising men for the bare minimum, but I can't help it since it truly is rare to find a straight man that can be bothered to do even the bare minimum. Thankfully society has been slowly raising the bar but it's still down in like the seventh layer of hell currently.

[@missbraindamage]

"I want all the confidence of a mediocre straight white guy." SAME

[@vikingsong2068]

Maybe stop calling people "mediocre," hypocrite.

[@wowiearting3947]

@@vikingsong2068 ohhh honey shes not mediocre shes HUUUGE

[@jacktheraider4575]

LMAAAAO SAME

[@animethighs6357]

@@vikingsong2068 It’s banter from an oppressed group to another, chill out

[@martypruitt8675]

That line killed me, because I so want that confidence. The dedede I'm a white, straight guy and the world was made for me.

[@clare1759]

"you're not straight you're just heterosexual" i think that's the best compliment i've ever received

[@marianasolis3473]

LIT RALLY my friends BULLY me for being straight, but now I can come back at them by saying “i’m not str8, i’m just heterosexual😌💅🏼”

[@beckiwilliams5424]

Same!!

[@TarynRMartin]

And, like, we didn’t exactly choose this. I feel confident that a large portion of the Trixya fanbase would rather have been gay men too.

[@user-vp1ql4hv5b]

It's almost like they're talking about a disease but like you were born like this is okay we accept you

[@totallyanonymousbish9599]

@@marianasolis3473 That's really fucked up friends.

[@ashleynorth5793]

Katya: "I came from a gay lake" The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)

[@shannonshaw5865]

LOL underrated comment.

[@loafyu5405]

AHHHH😂😂😂

[@JADMadnesS]

uh me too

[@bandamani]

lmfao we need a remake asap

[@awitchqueef]

I FULLY CACKLED OMFG

[@Martinroadsguy]

As a straight man I also have unhappy memories of being forced to play football and do other "straight" things as a kid, and especially being forbidden from doing anything that seemed "gay."

[@drugbuddy665]

upvoted for IWW not heterosexuality

[@MushrooMilkshake]

Wow, you lived such a unique and interesting life. You must be exhausted.

[@Martinroadsguy]

@@MushrooMilkshake Solidarity to you.

[@sarahashby8585]

I’m so grateful my parents let my brother and myself be whoever we were. We were never forced to be something we weren’t. My parents are the best. Thanks mom and dad! It’s a shame everyone isn’t this lucky.

[@StorminMormin91]

Toxic masculinity hurts us all.

[@bellec5788]

“If you’re tuned in to this and you’re straight, you’re probably not a part of what we’re talking about.” The only validation I need

[@miak411]

Literally same aofkwjfksjcksjfowjdkao

[@David-gr1do]

Bruh I got so happy when they mentioned straight guys that got introduced to them via their girlfriends, that’s me rn

[@sarahindy24]

Same but I am a woman and I think they might be alluding to straight males more than female.

[@Dr_Andracca]

@@David-gr1do Fuck yeah brother! My wife introduced me to them a little over a year ago, we even got to see Trixie's show like the week before everything went to shit.

[@shirochii]

Meeeeee but like other people I think it's more straight dudes than straight girls like me 😂😅

[@JesusBichito99]

"They walk into a room as if they had built it"" "I want all the confidence of a mediocre heterosexual man" IM-

[@anyal1987]

I just....like it's.... the MOST truth I've ever heard.

[@anaischampignon4455]

As a hetero romantic woman... this is why men stress me out haha

[@anaischampignon4455]

@Jelena Djuric sis I ask myself this everyday however it's how the dice rolled for me sadly

[@anaischampignon4455]

@Jelena Djuric I appreciate your support greatly 😔

[@lezlezzin]

katya incorrectly making the joke "spaghetti is straight until it's wet too" by saying "spaghetti is straight until you boil it" is so funny to me

[@CH-jj8wk]

Thank yoiuuuuuu 😂😂😂😂

[@amandakenneally8475]

I’ve watched this episode MANY times now and it’s ALWAYS hilarious. Katya is so endearing.

[@JESUSWASAJUGGALO]

wait, i thought we were all boiling straight people as a purifying ritual?

[@AS-fi7hc]

I thought the joke was “spagetti’s straight too until things get steamy” lol

[@ohboilien]

Oh yeah… I always thought it was “women are like spaghetti, straight until wet” which is not complete because not all women have vaginas but otherwise true lol

[@beccajj2323]

i said "oh gurl no" to a straight guy and he squinted, dropped his voice 2 octaves and said " im a b o y"

[@idek5105]

The fragile masculinity is showing, can't even deal with being called "gurl"😭

[@flask223]

Lmao??

[@gildederajinkx]

i did tbis too once (calling a straight guy girl) and his friend just went “GIRL” and started laughing really hard, idk in what way but it was interesting

[@trishasurangana2278]

This kinda reminds me of this straight white male youtube movie commentator who spontaneusly called a loveable straight male character "best girl, he's best girl", it was heartwarming tbh

[@scarlett8782]

yep that checks out for a straight dude

[@shewasaworkingclassgirl9998]

Ron’s GREEN MILE POSTER AND “shake it off” IM LEVITATING

[@RNCHFND]

The picture of the cat too!

[@bennyk.8587]

"If you know a straight person.... stop." -Trixie Mattel, 2020

[@zzzcocopepe]

I feel like she had a stroke at that moment

[@jamesbuckingham7765]

*me turning to my sister I'm watching this with*: get the fuck out

[@frankiemoonlight5931]

if you're straight person..... stop it. get some help.

[@Samew0001]

That's very constructive, positive advice. Definitely not alienating in any way, very inclusive, very progressive, very tolerant.

[@milfluvr1234]

Sam W awwww the poor straights how will they cope

[@MadMadamGrimm]

As a bi girl, guys I can tell they like me. Ladies, it takes a thesis statement, power point presentation and sock puppets to dumb it down for me. LOL

[@LastVictim666]

This ^^^^^

[@paulacuemart]

Fire signals and owls post cause magic

[@ShellieFleming]

Yes!! This! 💯

[@baeumonde]

i mean i assume everyone likes me when they show me the slightest bit of attention so i can tell-

[@st.mars6]

Fucking FACTS

[@burtturdison4445]

I am straight, married, a soldier, and a dad. And I watch Drag Race and am subscribed to this channel.

[@Anasays92]

Thank you for your service Burt

[@joycechai1390]

You must be an amazing husband and Father. Thank you for your service, Burt.

[@antonioalicante5306]

Where do you find the time to even watch this?!?🤌🏽

[@adobokkeumbap]

your kids are lucky ones, mr burt.

[@rabbit.of.ill.portent9303]

Thank you very much for your service, sugar. Many blessings to you and yours this holiday season ⛄🎄🤘🖤

[@lydiastyer854]

"football...for what?" I've never had someone say so perfectly how I feel.

[@bluewescott4631]

the number of times my best friend and i have quoted this together and bewildered our other friends

[@efflorescentcrystal]

Literally bitches spoke from the bottom of my heart

[@LieutenantSheep]

The rugby gays would agree

[@g.r.hernandez7835]

“I could not have a baby in this weather” is me explaining my reasoning for not wanting kids because of climate change.

[@ksdtsubfil6840]

This is funny AND existentially terrifying! Love it.

[@maurreese]

😂😂😂😂💯

[@HeavyMetalKittenx]

I say I can’t have kids because of the political divide in the country lol

[@eileenponce4899]

💯 facts

[@adelinewurzer4533]

yes

[@marl3ymarl3y86]

“You know if someone likes you” Lesbians : *hmmmm*

[@lolasilver95]

Wheres the lie

[@hentaimaster4205]

@@lolasilver95 I dont see it

[@cattacos8510]

"Are we friends flirting, or are we friends **flirting**" - every lesbian ever

[@shiteyanyo1111]

Have y'all seen the reddit post where they were roommates for like, 2 years? And both single that whole time?

[@pearlcarlson8836]

@@cattacos8510 I swear this happens every time!!

[@fabricioordonez7844]

"Gave me crabs, it's fine, the crabs were bi too". Cried laughing

[@ethanbrown6188]

That line has STRONG Bimini energy

[@JennLefrost]

Can i ask. What is crabs?

[@ranniemanangan5371]

@@JennLefrost "Crabs" is the layman's term for pubic lice... That is why some people shave or trim their pubes to avoid having those down there

[@JennLefrost]

@@ranniemanangan5371 ouhhhh thank you!!!!! I thought it was reference to spongebob

[@crumblemuffin1257]

@@JennLefrost A reference to Spongebob. Man you got me laughing like a hyena. Grab my like and keep the change,cheers brotha

[@maggiemcfly5267]

Reminisce of "Straight people, can't live with them... Have to" lol

[@MamaFeng]

"Straight people are *_sick."_*

[@WhisperingMoon83]

My favorite quote from Trixie 😂😂😂

[@GABISNAIL]

someone who says "when someone likes you... you can tell" has never been a lesbian and it shows.

[@Emgirl4113]

was looooking for this one LMAO

[@kayabooks2780]

bye this is too accurate

[@un_anomalia]

I feel very attacked

[@harrisonvc9175]

at least katya knows because Katya has been EVERYTHING

[@slushydude901]

really is that a legit problem?

[@kennethcases6952]

"I came from a gay lake." Trixie needed a solid second to process that omfg i am dying ☠️

[@NJackson8833]

I don't get it😖

[@awyeahdaddy7914]

you must be straight then lmaoo💀😭😭

[@NJackson8833]

@@awyeahdaddy7914 lmao I'm not straight I'm just stupid

[@am-zj4mq]

@@NJackson8833 mood

[@NJackson8833]

@@am-zj4mq thanks 😌🙌

[@tylerenglish6696]

I have a “Love is love” painting on my livingroom wall, and I think that’s the gay basic bitch version of “Live, laugh, love”.

[@justinstewart4889]

Now *that's* the tea

[@scarlett8782]

you're so right - the parallel is pretty much exact

[@Huh9631]

Omg I love it- that’s so genius

[@simonkendra3079]

I have a metal poster saying “Life is simple, it’s just not easy.”😩

[@leoribic1691]

The sign "In this house we believe that,, etc." is the queer/genderqueer version of a live, laugh, love sign.

[@SaladMcNuggets]

Katya finishing her stories and sentences?Trixie getting her line cut at the end??? GURL

[@attackeyebrows3649]

character development at its finest

[@ralphhuerto3532]

2020 y'all

[@bharbarawyrstwaemasyn8741]

Or it's a sign of the times. 2020 really hitting us with the inconceivable.

[@loplop4321]

oh how the turn tables

[@joseluis28ful]

Didn't they talk about how the thing that Katya dislikes the most about Trixie is getting interrupted by her like a couple of weeks ago?

[@helixat8548]

"I came from a gay lake." Go home. This is the best thing I've heard all day.

[@HorrificHarley]

*Looks to the camera, full Brittany Broski mode* "It's because I'm an ally."

[@ohboilien]

Welcome to the stage, Anne Ally ✨

[@YourMajesty143]

@@ohboilien - 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@waltersanchez2623]

@@ohboilien LOOOOOOOL

[@AliceGenevieveRose]

😂😂😂yes

[@km4206]

*screams in broski* YAAAAAASSSS

[@hopeard4014]

The first time I took my very Catholic, very straight mother to a drag show she was silent 😂 she didn’t know what to think. But then she went again and again and fell in love with it and the performers and even made friends with some of them. She’s been so open minded ever since.

[@casperboo824]

awww i love this so much

[@juliacastro8505]

My friend came out to his mom months ago then she started watching Drag Race and just asked if she could go with him and his bf to Bianca Del Rio show lmao

[@jungkooks_microwavephobia]

mine isn’t religious but she can barely take drag race I don’t think she could take the real life thing

[@andrewsicardo5050]

Catholic people aren’t rlly super spiteful about religion tho at least in my experience with my family and stuff

[@KINDaf]

​@@andrewsicardo5050my dad would wear heavy chains around his wrists and ankles to remind him that 'he was a slave of love to god'. His definition of love was quite f-ed up. If he could have flogged himself he would have but the church had banned it. How do I know? He told me because he was looking into it!!! I was 12!!!

[@GretchenSchmidtcitymouse]

I cannot overstate how jealous I am of Trixie’s ability to wear that shade of yellow. She looks fierce whereas I wear yellow and look like I’m dying of a wasting disease.

[@cheesebaby4175]

That’ll be the Native American heritage. Us pasty people are doomed to looking stupid in yellow forever

[@Bandwith7489]

So TRUE!

[@GadereneLegion]

Warm toned people and cool toned people can look good in different colors. It’s okay. There are probably colors that you look great in that she doesn’t. Love what you’ve got. You’re worth it.

[@HumanbeingonfloatingEarth]

haha.

[@thejwvariety]

be real, she looks like big bird the glamazon

[@madeinbusanjkjm]

The sad thing about this is that gay men also experience violence and fear from straight guys just like women do. The story about Katya being chased by a FedEx driver was scary....

[@emelycava]

I was thinking that, it's so sad. The other day trixie did a live stream and got on online call with random people and didn't even say "hi" and got called the f-slur, it's so horrible

[@nahuelcodesal7252]

Yeah I don't know a single gay friend who didn't at least got a punch on their faces for looking not so macho.

[@GringoTearz]

@@emelycava was this on twitch or iG Live?

[@emelycava]

@@GringoTearz twitch, trixie was doing a charity livestream

[@kina2799]

@@emelycava are you mlm?

[@bunnyskull4788]

is katya aware that she is the ultimate crush for the bisexuals

[@samatavideo]

Wow this is true

[@v1oletv0id]

literally she IS

[@TheAjRae]

I fantasise about Katyas enthusiastic consent, and full acknowledge it will never happen. Celeb crush. Girl crush. Boy crush. Artist admiration

[@kristiwilliams1498]

I was literally just trying to explain this to my boyfriend. I’m glad someone else feels the same way!!

[@super.solari]

I was just thinking the same thing

[@nikeaddict55]

I love how y'all shit on how objectively terrible the straights are, while simultaneously making us straight fans of yours feel welcome and wanted. I fuckin love it

[@Ruthhhaay97]

This isn’t the Midsommar sequel we were promised, but it’s certainly the one we deserve

[@EpicFallOut]

"If you have even the slightest inkling that they're not into it, THEY'RE NOT, don't flatter yourself" is the best advice I've heard today

[@Sina856]

“When you’re bisexual, you tell people you’re straight to avoid discrimination.” Me: *tells people I’m gay to avoid people thinking I’m straight*

[@HelloImBrettipher]

Meeeee lol

[@kleinsbottle]

girl no

[@meganjones9830]

SAME LOL

[@shayladrageide9169]

yes girl

[@reezeparis6835]

yo i hated being roped in with the straights lol

[@innereast]

"A straight road will often get you there fastest, but you'll be sorry you did" - Katya Zamolodchikova, 2020

[@argovoid]

“straight men, especially white straight men, walk into every room as if they built it” Truer words have never been spoken..

[@kostavasilev]

Well, the thing is they probably did build it :)

[@HeyitsBri_]

Kosta Vasilev doubt it

[@cookie-kei]

@@kostavasilev technically, they probably severely underpaid men of color to build it for them and claimed how hard they worked to get to where they, but it was just money inherited from his father's wealth that began rather similarly.

[@flazeda8743]

@@cookie-kei You mix white men with rich white men. ;) Many white dudes are very far to surf on daddy's money lol.

[@SusanDelgado1177]

@@cookie-kei ... Okay

[@tobyzifaro4399]

Katya: "I've been followed by a FedEx truck and they banged at my door for 20 minutes." Trixie:".......maybe they had a package for you" Dead

[@loganmiller6603]

That story was honestly alarming...

[@SolarBeamGleam]

@@loganmiller6603 right!? I would be creeped the f out if that happened to me.

[@Furanka]

The moral of the video is: people suck, but we stan bisexuals

[@bernie9564]

Yas 🙌

[@kookscam3323]

As a bisexual girl, I feel good

[@sarahchap1076]

I feel very supported in this comment section ✨😭💕

[@OdddEyeJay]

I feel ✨safe ✨

[@sonyxa1957]

Bisexuality stan is such a seldom occurrence within the lgbtqia+ community! So refreshing to see it!

[@JsRf13]

11:11 Katya dropping a super helpful tip; change your inner/external monologue to remove self-defeating phrases from your life. it's crazy how something so simple can change your outlook and attitude towards life!

[@priscillahun7289]

Katya's pics were nice! We stan a biological woman empowered by her sexuality

[@mandark1727]

They were a million times hotter than any pic I've ever gotten from a guy. Probably because she's a woman tho.

[@JaydeRyan]

Shes literally so hot my jaw dropped

[@machi5550]

They look incredible. Their drag develops even more every day. Also love this topic.

[@tyrsharr3752]

i hate the topic... the straights r annoying

[@serinabarbadensis]

I shore don't like str8 ppl tho lmaoooo jk. Kinda

[@machi5550]

@@tyrsharr3752 I’m saying I like the fact that they’re talking about it cause it’s gonna be a funny topic to listen to. I am not the biggest fan either, trust.

[@Rose-ry6gm]

*flashback to the purple cheeks

[@machi5550]

@@Rose-ry6gm lmao yes

[@MT-username]

"uhm, boo hoo" - katya's words of wisdom to straights, 2020

[@ellianalakes1998]

“Gay people don’t have the ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ in their living rooms” it’s because we don’t have to be reminded lmaoooo

[@togaprentice9927]

The Gay equivalent is “love is love” in a rainbow heart

[@twigwigsoso]

@@togaprentice9927i really only see that from straight allys lmao

[@cgibabyhand]

"It's like being white. What's your culture?" "Yeah, tiki torches. Khakis." 💀💀💀💀💀

[@michelleim9470]

My favorite moment ever! I love these two ❤️

[@Pi_369]

Crying in Greek

[@aino1010]

Facts

[@utubemaniac8708]

It's like being white American. What's your culture? - fixed it 😉

[@JulesJuno737]

Casual salmon shorts with polos and pottery barn mama. Oh! The culture!

[@danielakomolafe9271]

Katya saying “Tiki torches" when asked what white culture is......... a read

[@mollis377]

lol, might as well have said white culture is cultural appropriation, ammaright?

[@mrahzzz]

@@mollis377 I was thinking of the "unite the right" fascists or whichever right wing fascists it was who marched with tiki torches.

[@mrsparkle9048]

@@mrahzzz Yeah they said the khakis and tiki torches, it was a reference to the fashy marchers.

[@mollis377]

@Celephinn just a reminder: there is no white culture. European countries and regions have unique cultures of their own. They don't all share in "white culture."

[@alchiron2867]

@@mollis377 I agree. White culture is an umbrella term and thus a generalisation. It's way more applicable when talking about American white people, even though technically european cultures are white cultures.

[@kbernholdsson]

“A straight road will often get you there fastest, but... You’ll be sorry you did.” - Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova

[@dragonlloux]

... but your dad... jut call me... kkaaaatyaaaaa

[@mason.mp3589]

@@dragonlloux im the bright red scare with the long blonde hair always keep them coming back for more.

[@cherrywilson6267]

As a straight women in heavy trucking, nothing worst than a straight man (any race) that wants to show me “how” to do the job I’ve been doing for 22 years. It’s so awesome.

[@jessicakelly1634]

Actually, as a bisexual, who knows lots of bisexuals, we more often say we're gay, it's, like, an insult to be straight, I've never heard a bi person claim straightness

[@rociocamarena4802]

Unless you're bi and haven't had the opportunity to date the same gender. Then you feel like you don't get to claim being bi and feel like a fraud.

[@jessicakelly1634]

@@rociocamarena4802 that for sure sucks, but doesn't make you or they any less bi ♡

[@KingkyLeor]

girls say gay, dudes, sadly, often say straight

[@jessicakelly1634]

@@KingkyLeor I am coming from a perspective of mostly females, didn't think about that. I do know a couple bi males tho who will just say they're bi

[@charliexox5641]

@@KingkyLeor am dude say gay 🤷, or more often "yea lol im gay, or bi or whatever mumble mumble mumble"

[@MikelosM]

"Straight people: can't live with them...well, have to" - Trixie Mattel

[@adeliva]

Me and my husband 5 years ago: Why do we get along so well? Bi me and my lovely trans wife now: Oooh. Makes sense.

[@winonawinona8479]

This is the comment I LIVE for!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@bibiboo2236]

This gives me serotonin🥺💖 I’m so happy for you!

[@UnsafeForAdults]

Beautiful. Life goals tbh

[@alexandras8209]

The “Gayze” i love that

[@Blblblblbl12332]

@@Professor_Utonium_ she* and her choice if she wants to have the surgery or not

[@280zx2by2]

Heterosexual here. Found out about you two like 5 years ago through an Ex. She’s gone, you two are still here. ♥️😘

[@lilyluney6015]

RON ISNT STRAIGHT *inhales in Brittany Broski* He’s an Ally

[@neabenjamin1111]

AHHHHHH I LAIGHED SO HARD AT THIS

[@johandegerman]

Yaaaaasss! 👑 🙋🏽‍♀️ 👑

[@TheVeggiekat]

Zesty straight

[@danexogen]

I'd rather hang out with straight allies than other gay men. Can anyone tell me what the hell is up with that??

[@KinjiroTheThunder]

"inhales in Brittany Broski"

[@ills7666]

“being straight is like being white, what’s your culture?” “tiki torches” 💀💀😂

[@laughlater4562]

KHAKIS 😭

[@tommyturbo321]

except, many white people have a culture . Well, unless they're Americans

[@cescifilon1501]

@@tommyturbo321 THANK YOU, SOMEBODY SAID IT (WELL TECHNICALLY EVERY NATION HAS A CULTURE, BUT AMERICA IS JUST MUCH YOUNGER)

[@frog3630]

@@tommyturbo321 right?

[@MaidenOfMusic]

@@tommyturbo321 I agree. I don't really think of "white" as being a culture, but France, Germany, Italy, etc. all have distinct cultures

[@jasoncastillejos5410]

Trixie incredulously asking “after the makeup was off?” was the funniest thing i’ve heard today. Also yes to the love for bi-guys cause they really are amazing.

[@shiteyanyo1111]

They seriously are the most underrepresented and we should say it

[@panpani5079]

The "you're heterosexual not straight" reminded me of a questionnaire where options were hetero-, homo-, a- and bisexual and some dude cried "so straight isn't even an option now?????"

[@timothyfink8992]

Katya: "No, I'm from a gay lake."

[@bliurhotcs2]

So basically, Katya is Achilles, Excalibur or the Loch Ness monster.

[@benedictdwyer2608]

@@bliurhotcs2 or Venus

[@JaredSavage22]

when i think of straight culture i think of the kia summer sales event and destructive gender reveal parties

[@venixie1871]

And Trxmp, but that's a different story

[@PineappleLiar]

I think of straight culture as a boat party with box cabernet (important: on a lake) and moderate to high interest in the Kentucky Derby.

[@CieloPalavecino]

not to be rude, but i really fell gender reveal parties are very american??? someone correct me if im wrong

[@lucasortiz6826]

@Matt R hahahahaha I knowwww

[@keegan_bridge]

See I’ve avoided this conflict by having literally only bi and gay friends. It seems to have worked.

[@deatherbradley]

I totally found out about Drag Race through an ex-girlfriend. Fell in love ever since. Been a fan of drag and these two since. For years. Lol. And I’m a father. So sup Katya? Lol.

[@tricialemon]

We ship Katya & Bradley

[@heterophobia.mp4]

@@tricialemon the power couple we didn’t know we needed

[@gh02tdu2t]

we absolutely love to see it

[@jaimylijsenaar5116]

We need more accepting people like you in this world

[@pupintheturdiii]

Same circumstances

[@Superanckiful]

This episode is my therapy session when my straight roommate acts too straight

[@macleansbasement]

literally just had a shitty interaction with a straight and ran to this video to calm myself down lmao

[@stripedbandit5252]

I genuinely can’t believe straight people get brave enough to kiss infront of me? I mean I have no issue with them, just I’d rather they keep that s*** indoors? Just with my religion and culture I don’t agree with their lifestyle. Glad these biological women are talking about real matters Edit: OMG 800 likes holy hell #cancelthestraightsrobbedmom

[@athenalorenzen]

Its just not fair to the rest of us that have to work so hard

[@antoinethename9064]

@@athenalorenzen if you are straight and want to kiss you'll have to compensate with a super ninja warrior level parkour

[@kylietaylor396]

EXACTLY, and idk how I’m supposed to explain it to the children :/ like, EVERY movie ever has some sort of straight couple or straight flirting in it. KEEP THAT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS 😏

[@anahicarrasco6416]

Right? What if I have kids and they turn straight because they see two random straights kissing, yuck

[@khushi-ip4vs]

“you know whats straight? pasta till you boil it BUHUHUHUUUHBUHJDNSN” screaming💀

[@selinsamyeli797]

spaghetti is also straight.. until it gets wet

[@cierapaige9139]

Omg me too 🤣

[@antoinettemaraisgauthier]

@@selinsamyeli797 nice, you took that from pitch perfect

[@brennaleigh3]

@@antoinettemaraisgauthier that's been around a lot longer than pitch perfect haha

[@DieMuzze1]

So I'm a "straight" who found you through my best friend who is gay, and I freaking love you guys. I find your experienced and open way of talking about all things refreshing and entertaining. And I really don't get how straight people are so afraid of gay men or women telling them they find them attractive. I just take the compliment like I would If a women, e.g. that I'm not attracted to, would tell me that she finds me hot. People need to learn to appreciate affection from every side of the river, can make life much better.

[@maliciousqueefer3427]

They're afraid of something called equality 🙄🙄

[@serotoninbeggar9957]

Thats a really nice approach to compliments from someone youre not sexually attracted to

[@scorpio._.queen._.]

You are not straight sir, you happen to like girls as a man. Totally different!! You are just Heterosexual. Not Straight!💖

[@antifragiIed]

you’re a special access hetero

[@mynameislameso9920]

The only people who get upset that someone of the same sex finds them attractive have major insecurity issues. If you’re so fragile in your self imagine someone of the same sex thinking you’re attractive makes you feel weird you need to re-evaluate how you view yourself and why it’s an issues someone things your attractive

[@Fitz518]

The full 3 second delay between when Katya says "No, I came from a gay lake" and Trixie registering what she just said destroys me every time.

[@nataliepeterss]

in this world there are straight people, and people who happen to be straight

[@dibidubu4168]

and thats the fucking truth. amen

[@nataliepeterss]

@@FedericoCrobe thank u so much so r u like wtf ur nose is perfect

[@katarinatomac4376]

yeah, just as there are white people and people who happen to be white etc

[@KissKrys]

Yes

[@totallyanonymousbish9599]

@@katarinatomac4376 That's racist!

[@MikeMGTV]

The “Gayze” i love that

[@lostblueboy]

omgggggggggggg i knew you saw this but to see you here. you da best and you were right, you are definitely the katya :) XD love ya

[@drghaamhussain]

"white culture: tiki torches and kaki shorts" Gaged.

[@antoinettemaraisgauthier]

@Celephinn r/whoosh

[@gg-xy4pn]

@Celephinn she def was referring to white american lmao

[@runalong9919]

Mby in a 200-something year old camp... All these "white people" came from somewhere, you know ✌🏻

[@silasriver109]

@Celephinn Americans literally just see colour, it seems. ;)

[@drghaamhussain]

@@gg-xy4pn ahhhh, the white straight American man.... What a man.

[@meaganmariezuko]

“you’re not straight you’re just heterosexual” resonates with me so profoundly 😭😭

[@agustinamega664]

I just imagined Katya emerging from the gay lake like a drag Aphrodite

[@fbi2970]

Drag Venus in a giant clam

[@deffdefying4803]

Dragrodite

[@benedictdwyer2608]

@@fbi2970 Botticelli’s magnum opus

[@mollis377]

I'm glad the comments are filled with love for us bisexuals. Was worried it would be littered with biphobia/bi erasure. Love that these ladies are saying something about it

[@lexi219]

I love that bisexuals are seeing more inclusion. Just a shame that hasn’t extended to aces.

[@HeavyMetalKittenx]

I know right!♥️ I hate biphobia. It’s not our fault we’re attracted to both genders

[@ruby-zu4co]

samee

[@mollis377]

@@lexi219 both are said to not exist and both have been told they're not really bi or ace. we're often left out of the conversation altogether too. fortunately every bi+ person i know supports aces too. enbies too.

[@stayforthepeelpronpls4774]

lexi219 me (bi) and my friend (ace) get on so well. I think our two groups relate a lot because we like our men like we like our women and we are erased from the community.

[@scar9854]

my English teacher said "we have to focus on the GAZE in this image" and I was like "gays?" and she looked at me and just said yes "gaze" I looked t her and said "gays?", it clicked in both our minds and I'm so embarrassed

[@sophiealexandra8052]

Honestly this comment needs to have about 1000 more likes, made me HOWL. THE GAYZE HONEY.

[@HeavyMetalKittenx]

LMAO

[@AthyDuGard]

More focusing on the gays 😅 I'm so here for this comment

[@ghastsly]

this has the same aura of that one “meatier meteor” tiktok lmao

[@apples8872]

🤣🤣🤣

[@brookbergsma5089]

“Bisexuals just say their straight to avoid having to tell people they’re gay.” Tracy it’s called being in the closet

[@ezra6898]

"if someone likes you, you can tell" a girl literally confessed to being in love with me once and my dumb ass thought she meant it platonically but was just a very emotional person so i said i love you too and moved on

[@pabloboney7413]

Been there, done that. The Lesbian Life™

[@tomcruisemiddleteeth]

some dude sat next to me daily in a class during high school for 4 years on purpose and i didn't know he had a crush on me until after college :)

[@atenanike226]

The statement doesn't apply to us lesbian, we can't tell shit.

[@joyphil4399]

My friend told me she wanted to finger me and I was like 'oh, platonically?'

[@carsonschultz413]

I made a half joke about flying 15 hours to kiss her and she told me point blank “STEAL A JET AND MAKE. A. MOVE.” 😬 My dumb ass thought there was no way she was actually into me and it took us another month or so to actually start dating bc I am 🎶 oblivious 🎶 and have low self worth 😌

[@starstop9302]

“Youre not straight, you’re heterosexual” is what I’ve been trying to put into words for years

[@ivylasangrienta6093]

YES!

[@marianne22222]

What do you mean

[@nahuelcodesal7252]

As a spanish speaker I find that word so uncomfortable because when translated, it suggests heteros are the ''natural and original'' human beings.

[@lolabarchieri8418]

exactly! I. FEEL. SEEN.

[@mailemae1934]

A gay acquaintance was giving me the “are you sure you’re not gay” and I said “pretty sure but I’m down for the cause” which is probably one of the most embarrassing phrases I have uttered. Going with “I’m not straight I’m heterosexual” from here on out.

[@MitchellWiggs]

LOL posting a portrait of Jared Kushher as a heterosexual is the best joke I’ve seen on UnhHhh

[@adjappleton]

Um, pardon me, but HE'S straight.

[@trekadam30]

@MITCHELL WIGGS IKR?

[@YourMajesty143]

You forgot to add *mediocre

[@TRVBAL]

@@adjappleton he practically married a drag queen. That girl is so gay

[@owoooooowooo8100]

He looks like such a bitchy queen

[@SplitMaw]

I, a non-binary person, introduced my boyfriend, who identifies as straight, to you all AND HE STRAIGHT UP ASKED ME WHAT MY DRAG NAME WOULD BE ON A ROAD TRIP BECAUSE HE HAD SILENTLY BEEN BRAINSTORMING A DRAG IDENTITY FOR HIMSELF AFTER WATCHING THIS SHOW. Man fucking beat me to it and had this whole drag identity before I could even come up with a NAME for MYSELF. Edit: Today's also our anniversary! We're going to watch some UNHhhh when we get home our lunch date. Gonna make a great day perfect.

[@Khamthegoblin]

UGHHH, so happy for both of you! he sounds genuinely wonderful!! & I hope you thought of that drag name by now, luv 😌

[@phoebedarker]

That was adorable ❤

[@auroratovar5455]

straight culture is thinking ted bundy was hot n charismatic

[@alexmax529]

Too real

[@luzst7200]

straight culture is thinking the movie Ted with Mark Wahlberg is funny

[@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607]

Ughhhhhh GODDDD WHAT IS THAT??!!! I HATE THAT

[@denizunveren4979]

oH MY GOD YES TEAA😩😩

[@Javii1]

@@luzst7200 THIS 😭

[@HolyPancakesBatman72]

trixie had her honorary lesbian card revoked when she said two people being into each other and not ever acting on it was movie shit and not real smh that's basically the whole gay woman experience

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

For real. I'm a lesbian and this is too fucking real.

[@RozehKakes]

*laugh cries in bi*

[@linkinlog8543]

Me when I thought I was a lesbian: yeah

[@lilyrose2607]

I get offended every time trixie doesn’t laugh at Katya’s intro

[@shiteyanyo1111]

;-; It was a really good one too! It made me laugh

[@johnstrickland]

Same 🤨

[@trekadam30]

Trixie not laughing at Katya's intros is homophobic. LOL!

[@francescaperron2003]

To all straight men (and women): You don't need to do things you don't want to just to not look gay. Do you boo and don't let anybody drag you

[@ItsMary234]

Facts!!

[@cecilhoangle3070]

of all the languages you could have chosen you chose to speak truth

[@SusieLostHerDog]

Thanks lol

[@taylornordquist6781]

katya really called out the ENTIRE caucasian community when she said “tiki torches and khakis”

[@CH-jj8wk]

No... because the US is not the only country in the world with white people in it

[@chaoticcanine]

caucasian americans*

[@michaelamarie4288]

I think you mean Anglo Saxon community. Caucasians are groups of people who live near the Caucus mountains (including middle eastern countries)

[@CH-jj8wk]

@@michaelamarie4288 I don't think they do, given that Anglo-Saxons are an ancient tribe that don't exist anymore.

[@ohboilien]

Not y’all calling white Americans a “community”

[@jcorn104]

“So when I think about straight people, I go to childhood trauma.” -Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova, October 2020. A mood, a vibe, an inconvenient truth

[@bruh-pi4wp]

but ur dad just calls me katyAAAA

[@Pinklovewitch]

"You know when someone likes you" I'm bisexual If a guy is into me, I can pick that up But a girl? Hahahaha absolutely no idea lol

[@JojoT88]

That's literally me my whole life 😂

[@Pinklovewitch]

@@JojoT88 exactly same here. I love girls, I am one lol, but I get so insanely shy around a girl I like. It sucks!

[@dragonlloux]

Show them this video and go “good, I can never tell if a girl likes me... do you?”

[@theyoshow]

Same

[@emwolf4638]

I have no clue with any gender, legit like ever. I had a guy tell me he liked me and i was like uhhh😳

[@ImmundaDeus]

"If you know a straight person, stop." I want that quote on a shirt.

[@myfriendscallmezara]

Wait but like Katya giving amazing advice when the tweet said “I’m always unlucky” and her telling them “you’ve resigned yourself to defeat; let’s flip that script” actually healed me

[@rachelbowers384]

Why does Trixie look like she is going to go to Eater Sunday mass. still can't get over the manic editing. Artistry!!!

[@sodaunderthesink9014]

Why did I read that as "why does Trixie look like she's going to eat ass"

[@shiteyanyo1111]

She is pastel country goddess today

[@oinkoinkpig40]

@@sodaunderthesink9014 that seems like a more trixie thing to do.

[@jayaistrash9571]

"i want all the confidence of a mediocre heterosexual male"-Trixie Mattel 2020

[@Damian-fw3tl]

" ur not straight ur just heterosexual" is one of my favorite quotes ever

[@southparkfan01]

My husband used to always take me to drag shows, and all the queens knew him. They loved him and he always said getting hit on by gay men is the biggest compliment. I could NEVER be with a homophob!!

[@daisylee6718]

The color coordination between Trixie’s outfit and katya’s earrings has rejuvenated my spirit

[@ronnietheboywonder]

"Being forced to play football" I felt that.

[@cattacos8510]

As a masc Lesbian- *dresses* 💀

[@AC-mp6xe]

Same

[@МаксимУшаков-ь9й]

Thank god I'm not American

[@itsAlexD00d_]

It's been a year, and "I came from a gay lake" is still one of the only ways i introduce myself to strangers

[@natibuddel]

„You‘re not straight, you‘re just heterosexual“ - that spoke to me... Bi Woman in a Hetero relationship - he and I bonded over Uunnnh episodes when we met - I got lucky with that one 😂

[@georgiaseales6036]

Spooked! This is my exact situation 🥰

[@kasumiijay]

shut uppp!!! no guy I know knows anything about drag queens

[@violetsparkles5453]

I got my boyfriend into UHHHNNNHH

[@gabbzimoongem3067]

I wanted to get my boyfriend onto it but it's not his thing, sad bisexual tears

[@violetsparkles5453]

@@gabbzimoongem3067 he can turn. over time even they can mature

[@angelamilioti5239]

Straight culture is making "jokes" about how your Married Life = Prison 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@eurekamreum5458]

Omg I hate that shit

[@AndroidSpirit]

Which baffles me. “Hate married life and bitch about my wife but defend being straight like a Spanish inquisitor.”

[@angelamilioti5239]

@@AndroidSpirit like, bITCH, if u hate ur wife just get a divorce. I SWEAR it's a Thing!

[@AndroidSpirit]

@@angelamilioti5239 #facts

[@KinjiroTheThunder]

@@AndroidSpirit "like a Spanish inquisitor" girl, what?

[@dayanna901]

Ron's apartment with the Green Mile poster, the cat pic and the Taylor Swift reference, I'M DEAD

[@shawngagnon7695]

I can still hear Trixie yelling "THE GREEN MILE?"

[@RNCHFND]

I still can't swallow that he's a STRAIGHT swiftie

[@ten-fandoms-in-a-trenchcoat]

I absolutely understand the difference between straight people and Straight PeopleTM

[@phoebedarker]

Here you go: ™

[@blueraine8705]

"I'm sorry but I just cannot have a baby in this weather" is what I'm going to tell my dad next time he asks about grandkids

[@kairos-049]

My heart goes out to the bi/pan people who have to explain to others that being attracted to someone of the same gender doesn't mean they're gay and that being attracted to someone of a different gender doesn't make them straight because they can go multiple ways

[@internetperson3228]

finally, pans r mentioned 🙌 gobless

[@SkillSMB]

tysm for mentioning pans, so many of the comments here are invalidating us and it's making me want to retreat to the closet 😭 but yes exactly!

[@crumblemuffin1257]

Bitch I can go all ways as long as it is the fun way. The funny thing is when someone thinks that just because you are pansexual you fuck with half the continent. Sis you need to be at least interesting for me to hit on you

[@HarperIsHere]

Thank you for mentioning the pansexuals 🙏🥹

[@scarlett8782]

yeah somehow being bi almost makes certain straight guys hate you more - I think it makes them feel like they aren't good enough, and your boyfriend always seems to mistrust you around your own best friends. girlfriends were always much more trusting. there were gay girls at my school that got left alone but somehow I got called a slur all the time by the guys, especially by my best friend's boyfriend who didn't "trust me" around her. she ended up breaking up with him over it, but he acted like that for years.

[@millyfiore7815]

"sorry about it, can't help it, i'm gay" is my new motto

[@zyraw5846]

It's a funny catch phrase for sure, I only hope that the amount of people that don't realize it's a joke won't start using this as an excuse to behave obnoxiously loud and/or immature in public... o_o"

[@shiteyanyo1111]

@@zyraw5846 oh you know they will, Felicia