UNHINGED Texting with Dan and Phil

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[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

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[@zara.1212]

boop boop

[@chloepatrick12]

@@zara.1212beep boop

[@dylghtbae]

i bought this 4 years ago and it’s been collecting dust ever since

[@gabxbee]

Beep! I own it, but not me buying it again(when pay day) with the link. ✨🫶

[@Gothicafish]

Quack quack

[@gala7482]

DAN DON'T JOKE ABOUT THE HIATUS, WE'RE CHILDREN OF PHIVORCE

[@sirgaykrovos]

THE PHIVORCE IM CRYING ALJDJANQKDKQJN

[@odetoclear]

diphorce or phivorce what should it be

[@greymoonshadow9]

​@@odetoclearDiphorce):

[@juliandio2981]

She dip on my horce til i pro tip

[@mluna1]

That's like the healthiest way to deal with trauma

[@jha593]

this MIGHT be the new what dan and phil text each other

[@AyoWtf648]

I hope the last one is not tho 💀

[@dashacastillo1377]

wdapteo5 goes crazyyyy

[@wendyzhai8948]

Spinoff

[@barbara-se3yh]

Why Dan and Phil shouldn’t text each other

[@TinaChrisRocks]

Aww, we're getting one so early in the year! ♥

[@demonyooo]

dan could never escape shrek, even when he wants to, shrek knows how to slither in dan's life

[@smughatkid08]

I hate what you did there. Take my like and get out

[@squirrelshapedcorps]

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

[@quinnrowandex8339]

Not the slither 🤣

[@KlaraL-_-]

Welcome to my swamp 🤣

[@Writing4MySoul]

gEt In Ma SwAmP!

[@sophiag7005]

Phil considering compromising his ethics because he really wants points even if Dan’s answer is better: relatable

[@skylarhoney2775]

phil should've got so many points imo the stat woke text was wild lolol

[@alexanderh8129]

@@skylarhoney2775that one made me laugh fr

[@thebatpup8526]

Phil thinking dan is the funniest person ever vs Phil being a princess who needs to win every single time, fight

[@heatherb812]

No, no… he’s got a point.

[@heatherb812]

(I am not assuming your gender, this is just a quote from one of my fave animated Disney movies of all time)

[@theamazinglucy]

phil confidently breaking into chasing cars to prove he knows a coldplay song has me ROLLING please never start gaf amazingphil

[@handsnanitizer]

i’m not wearing my glasses rn and i thought your profile picture was philza

[@theamazinglucy]

@@handsnanitizer i wish i had phil’s idgaf gene right now please find your glasses

[@dawnblush]

@@handsnanitizer not philza minecraft in dan and phils comment section

[@ursuchariot]

i’m fairly sure it was run he was singing, not chasing cars

[@paulettenieto8906]

if twister night with the boys unlocked a memory for you, you've been in this fandom for too long

[@reharm_reality]

Oops

[@skyler5266]

It lives rent free in my head

[@kaylaxxoo]

How did the video not make me remember...but this comment did? Its like a safe in my mind was just unlocked and it shouldnt have been. lol

[@paulettenieto8906]

@@kaylaxxoo you're welcome (?

[@pigeondance]

my thoughts exactly!!!!

[@tbc_cosplay]

I love when Phil tries to make sound effects and is bad at it, it's so fucking cute

[@tbc_cosplay]

this comment is inspired by me making my partner watch the entire sims series and we just hit the bowling episode

[@moonchild9841]

@@tbc_cosplayphannies forcing their partners to watch dnp's videos yesssss i didn't expect mine to like them but the impossible quiz is a hit for sure!

[@idesireahimbo]

hate how ill i am that i immediately knew you were also referencing the sims bowling episodes

[@sosa_or_something007]

Phil was robbed of the point for the "maybe, maybe not" text😭

[@almondsandrevolution]

that and the “sorry my subscribers need me” card😭

[@magpielvira]

the end one was def phil’s win too!

[@cerebralhan]

no one can ever make me hate dan’s rat torn attire everytime i see a new rip it is like another slayne has hit the servagon

[@imp8453]

DYING at this

[@darcy_is_a_nerd5723]

gay people learn how to compliment someone normally challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (i'm gay don't come for me lmfaooo)

[@lisaellis1812]

oh... oh that's not....

[@Kelly_C]

how long would it take for you to explain "another slayne has hit the servagon" to your ancestors

[@megs4520]

🤪🤪🤪

[@syd943]

you’d never get bored at dan and phil’s house because they have so many of these crazy card games

[@gabxbee]

Yessss! I bet theyre the best hosts (even with the nervous energy because same)

[@RioRav]

As if they would have people over

[@caffeinefiendd]

phil tryna remember a Single Coldplay Song is me tryna recall what i ate for breakfast when someone asks

[@witchyjaycee]

Same-

[@z.m.stewart1996]

why is phil’s stoned american voice better than, and i say this with love, any of his paid acting work

[@allisont37]

"what's the one where he's going backwards" has me in hysterics 😭😭😭

[@miak4006]

The Scientist music video I believe ☝🏻

[@allisont37]

@@miak4006 yes! The fact that I immediately knew exactly what he meant made it even funnier 😂 no idea why I knew it though. I don't even like Coldplay lmao

[@cr1s1s0ff41th]

​@@allisont37 it's probably iconic lmao

[@queenlucysroyalmaid1]

Oh I definitely thought he was thinking of James Blunt. Isn't the James blunt video backwards?

[@grumpysophie]

Dan: I want to go to Twister night with the Boys. *Fantastic Foursome Flashbacks*

[@sickeninglysweetlikehoney9917]

Oh shit, unlocked memory

[@FortuitousWench]

NO one was normal about that video back in the day 😂

[@Kelly_C]

​@@FortuitousWench WHAT is the normal way to be about that video though

[@thelastpizzasliceeeee]

Omg yesss 😂😂😂😂 I miss Chris tho :( wonder where he's been :(

[@clementinegreen3383]

_Phantastic Phoursome Phlashbacks_

[@guyscanyoubelievethisamoom2380]

Phil fighting for his life on the toilet, having a "luxurious bath" okay filly

[@hastaluegoluka]

"filly" is taking me outtttt

[@Ray_Vun]

sometimes it takes a while for the water to come out clear

[@Frenchaboo]

To be fair, it feels great to have a luxurious bath after dying on the toilett 😂

[@zara.1212]

this was DEVASTATING for me as a coldplay lover. why couldn’t he name paradise? yellow? literally ANYTHING?

[@piperjaycie]

It was alllll yellow!!!!!🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

[@Lovebug2458]

Sky full of stars

[@bluem.9530]

The first thing that came to mind was sky full of stars, like that was all over the radio when it came out 😭

[@Ray_Vun]

the only song i know of coldplay is viva la vida. and the only reason i even know of that song is because of captainsparklez's minecraft parody of it

[@zillionalb462]

FIX YOU??!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

[@spookyskeleton5740]

“This is how your quiet friend who only uses tumblr texts” ok but why would you call out half your fans like this

[@skylarhoney2775]

tumblr users (like me) catching strays

[@homoromoacecase97]

I love this smiley :)

[@bibianasz]

Dalien: "MOM, SOMEONE IS IN THE HOUSE. PLEASE CALL 911. I'M HIDING UNDER THE BED." Tabitha: 4:11

[@cerebralhan]

“MOM CALL 911” is exactly the type of thing Dil would send tbh

[@kashefajaved6394]

more like Dab tbh

[@neptune9719]

"yours is better but i want some points" is so real he just wants that win high

[@kobewoo_]

🐗 *with slam effect 🐗 *with gentle effect 🫂

[@am97341]

I'm always up for anything Dan and Phil do that is labeled "Unhinged"

[@SeaLs_Ghost]

I like the fact that they added '(not dan's actual grandma)' at 3:15 so we don't worry

[@kobewoo_]

Phil’s phone noise impressions >>

[@MarshvV]

SO glad they reassured as Veronica is okay

[@lay_1306]

This sponsor really new yalls audience, it's like these games are MADE for this channel

[@_bebeboudeur_]

this game is an industry plant (conspiracy theory)

[@ThePhandomMenace]

2:40 this one had me *WHEEZING* because "this is why you're not invited to Twister™ night with the boys *anymore"* implies that it's happened multiple times. Oh also because I may have asthma.

[@Rosaisabellas]

love when i get a text and my phone goes *whoop!*

[@garbomode29]

brb changing my notification sound

[@_charlotte24]

dan didn't need to look so proud of himself for that last card

[@alexandereagan5419]

"Twister night with the boys" gave me actual war flashbacks

[@syd943]

cheering so loud i love their wacky card games

[@arkhamayden]

literally uploaded in the middle of a breakdown session, ty dads for singlehandedly curing a bpd meltdown

[@chemgirl1331]

Sending hugs to you, remember to be gentle to yourself, okay? You got this 💜💜💜 if you've ever taken DBT, I know the TIPP skill sucks sometimes, but if you've got some not so great thoughts, even just a mild form of it like holding an ice cube or a frozen object can work in place of sticking your whole face in the ice water bowl. Just thought I'd throw this out there in case you need some other ideas or if anything ramps back up over the day. Good luck!!! 💜💜💜💜

[@garbomode29]

truly they always return when the world needs them most

[@arkhamayden]

@@chemgirl1331 I'll cry that's so sweet, ty, I've been neglecting my dbt workbook so I should drag that back out

[@arkhamayden]

@garbomode29 it's their 6th sense, when the world is in chaos, dip and pip are there to save us all

[@arkhamayden]

@@chemgirl1331 I'll cry, tysm. I've been neglecting my dbt workbook so I might have to drag that back out

[@be.kind..]

Coldplay will never recover from this

[@Mi-be1os]

They will use the "den hinged hill though" clip forever now. Honestly, go off kings✨

[@gaosaman]

it's not the milkshake that brings boys to the yard, it's the lasagna this time around 😏

[@ghostie6618]

dan and phil playing card games is such ultimate comfort content, this is incredible(even if cursed and evil..)

[@christianevrye]

Objection! Phil should've won with the nonchalant unhingedness of that last card 💀 idk how to explain but it gives off the same energy as his crafts persona

[@ca-ke9493]

"Maybe. Maybe not. Stay woke ;)" was robbed

[@GrungeSimss]

Our dads have just started trying to make the marriage work. Don’t drop the HIATUS like it’s an f bomb

[@clementinekitten8305]

coldplay enjoyer here. the fact that viva la vida didn't so much as cross their minds is wild. (the one where he's going backward, phil?? do you mean the scientist?? "im going back to the start???)

[@fangirlhello_emblems8894]

I think Dan was trying to get Phil to remember viva at 6:53

[@Kieryan001]

Dan's laugh at 10:29 is so unhinged and psychotic, I love it

[@kendallsulkin1]

The way I fucking choked on my pasta with Dan’s last answer…I need financial compensation for what I just went through. I’ll send y’all the bill.

[@_bebeboudeur_]

was it pasta or, lasagna? (so sorry, i take it back)

[@ElusiveLion741]

9:04 You know a card is bad when DAN is the one saying that he can't say it on camera lol. Holy Shit that took a turn Omg Dan's card is perfect!

[@giannabarbee]

10:13 is maybe the most horrific conversation I've ever had to listen to, and I've taken the NYC subway so congrats

[@wowyahitsmeh]

Please play It Take Two again! You would love it so much, we would love it so much. I am begging

[@leahkuban8315]

please dads

[@det395]

phil’s mind must be paradise (by coldplay) having this few thoughts in his head at any given time

[@elsieejones]

soft launch to the what dan and phil text each other 2024

[@ozziehall779]

I thought Dan's reaction to Phil's card on the last round should have sealed the deal and boy I wish I was right! Thanks guys for the shrek-fueled nightmares

[@hxpe626]

we need a roasting dan’s ‘fashion’ part 2 NOW that shirt is CRIMINAL

[@quietlychaotically]

his fellow rats have been snuggling up and gnawing on his clothes, he can't help it :/

[@aylaa6434]

okay sorry but phil absolutely win the vlogging one

[@hxpe626]

sleep? nah DAN AND PHIL GAMES UPLOAD? HELL YEAHHHH

[@Rainedrop4]

Seeing my twt acc profile pic in the wild just scared the shit outta me

[@piperjaycie]

I’ve just realised who Dan’s higher pitch yell laugh reminds me of! The drag queen Katya!! Especially when she is with Trixie!!!🤣🥰🤣🥰🤣🥰🤣🥰🤣🥰

[@CavatinaProductions]

I don't think I've ever laughed as hard from a Dan and Phil video, as I did when Phil played his card for the prolapsed a**s. I think my soul has officially left my body and is partying in Hell now.

[@MollyKillers]

Dan sitting blurry in the background saying “I want to go to Twister night with the boys” is SENDING me! 😂😂😂

[@beccad225]

phil's "sorry, gotta vlog" card was ROBBED!!! that was the funniest play in the whole video😭

[@abby.geeese]

I LOVE THE CORAL EMOJI DON'T TREAT HER LIKE THAT SHE'S LOVELY 🪸🪸

[@falloutphan7341]

That last round gave me 50 points of psychic damage. I am now on the floor in pain

[@kory_misun]

Whatever keeps you two laughing is what I want to watch. Thank you very much for this, and I'm sorry you both need so much therapy.

[@chloepatrick12]

new danandphilbeats song called ‘quack’ coming soon

[@AniaVittDolce]

I really liked the "Maybe, maybe not. Stay woke ;)"

[@marinjacobs]

“I’m the really tall guy from the club last night” which one🧍‍♂️you were both freakishly tall

[@chloepatrick12]

we are being well fed

[@thewinterizzy]

Not to be dramatic but I’m so glad this channel is back how on earth did I survive the hiatus I’ve missed this so much. 😭

[@cherhorowitch47]

oh a dan v phil where they get to choose the winner, we already know phil is winning😭

[@garbomode29]

INCORRECT

[@cherhorowitch47]

@@garbomode29 i jinxed myself :(

[@yonakana1247]

The more you know: There is a non-zero chance that Phil would lick wotsit dust off someone's fingers if the impulse was strong enough.

[@plenty-of-stardust]

The last round was beyond any horror I could have imagined, I laughed so hard it actually hurt at phils and then again at dans 😭😭😭

[@LibraThemisYT]

Dan's maniacal cackling and Phil's pained giggling while he collapses off-screen give me so much joy

[@meganconte5658]

the uploads have been so frequent i feel like i'm being transported back to 2017

[@reharm_reality]

Can't believe Dan and Phil have their own background music albums and still use the fucking children screaming yay sound effect. I get smacked in the face by childhood nostalgia every time I hear it.

[@JessicaBiilor]

the texts at the beginning with phil in the bath is even funnier when you remember that he once said "i'm a dip in-dip out kind of guy, not a three hour long bath odyssey"

[@kays5377]

actually the funniest part of these videos in that you never bring in a third party to decide for what is clearly an extremely arbitrary game that definitely needs to be played with 3 or more people

[@ItsActuallyKate]

Patreon where yall just play these unhinged games without fear of youtube ad restrictions???

[@jules5933]

i don’t blame phil, i don’t think i can name a single coldplay song off the top of my head

[@_bebeboudeur_]

how did you escape those bells your whole childhood?

[@bayleybear]

dan's unhinged laughter during the whole last round is everything to me

[@caffeinefiendd]

“you would be great parents!” “you would be so responsible!” 4:01 dnp parenting:

[@KizzieStarrr]

7:14 the coldplay song where hes walking backwards is called the scientist

[@Hannah4765]

Last card pairing was so incredible that Phil refused to do an all or nothing even though they were tied!

[@emmypems967]

Just as I was thinking “I am in the mood for a new Dan and Phil video” 🙏

[@mayas3422]

the direct look into camera when dan said "that's what your friend who only has tumblr sounds like"

[@codithompson446]

i was holding a baby chicken that was in pain and trying to comfort her, and she loved dan and phil’s voices. it was really sweet

[@awkward.bookworm]

i love how it was so unhinged at the beginning but it got even better at the end 😭

[@edentitycrisis]

Phil was robbed of the last question I legit shed tears at “it’s affecting the way I’m reading your text”

[@edentitycrisis]

Entire episode was hysterical but that one especially. Jesus Christ

[@Corks02]

“These cards are twin flames” absolutely killed me

[@marinjacobs]

Phil sincerely not being able to name one coldplay song - Dan better have educated him after the video

[@madleengraupner9789]

the entire coldplay bit gets even funnier when you realize that dan and phil had a radio show

[@emmaduchateau]

genuine coldplay fan here. sobbing rn.

[@Finda5]

I love that all the "first" cards have the time 4:20pm and a battery of 69%. it's the little things

[@Alyrulz421]

9:54 💀💀😭 THAT SCREAMMM LMAO

[@TheTealDragon]

Thank you for the very necessary disclaimer at 3:14 because I was absolutely gonna start SOBBING hysterically over the untimely death of the woman that made iPads relevant 😭

[@captainfishface]

NEW UNHINGED GAME FUCK YEAH

[@lolnyny]

tbh the BEST sponsorship you've ever gotten. These are so fun!

[@amalie7039]

These are my absolute favourite kind of Dan and Phil games videos!

[@gothfupa666]

not me watching the full ads so they don't leave us again and they MAKE LIGHT OF OUR PAIN??? 😭😭😭😭😭

[@matrixiekitty2127]

Lmao that last one😭 those cards match each other’s freak

[@3y3sunc1oud3d]

yet another instance of phil lester being the funniest man alive

[@tinleygraceee]

as a mega coldplay fan, that bit made me wanna cry😫😭

[@Deaglespk]

This is one of my favorite versions of their non video game vids. I feel like it’s just personal, fun and kind of has like drama or funny secrets like the first 30 seconds. Also their house vibes are so calm I love it.

[@larahhowell9040]

Phil definitely won that last round, genuinely crying