Unintentional ASMR - Dr. Mark Scholl ABC Chiropractic Adjustment (2hr. Loop)

[@streetwisehercules9956]

Imagine taking your kid to a chiropractor and the dude karate chops him in the throat.

[@garyswoleman4698]

It's his kid, he can smack him around all he wants.

[@saintdenis11]

@@garyswoleman4698 "What, you’re telling me I can’t karate chop my own kid’s throat? I thought this was America!" -Board Certified Chiropractor Randy Marsh

[@alansmithee183]

@@saintdenis11 Crack Dad

[@pokechek81]

whoa whoa kid, where do you think youre going? hahaha

[@donteven8407]

🤣🤣😂

[@bananainacup]

The way the kid moves so quickly back to the mirror cracks me up

[@bradgauldin8643]

Me to. Also the throat chop lol

[@sandrob4996]

He might be an android, like data from star trek.

[@stuka97]

This was all an elaborate tenderizing process as later the child was consumed.

[@MissSimmsx]

💀😂

[@titani1k]

LMAO

[@marcusmadden3482]

LMFAOOO???

[@kjordan2004]

😅

[@CommanderNewton]

Did they serve him with crackers?

[@JMB129]

I don't know or care why this is, but there is a correlation between the content of the video making the least amount of sense possible and the severity of the tingles.

[@WeightNarc]

Soooo true tho. 😂 I recently read a comment where someone linked the biggest quackery with the best tingles as well…😅

[@Berengier817]

Barbie Lion is an optometrist who does videos with her tools as ASMR

[@chamomile_papi]

Trisha Paytas had posted an asmr video and she said something that made no sense at all and it was the most relaxing thing ever.

[@shenanigans3710]

Oh yeah, gimme a good conspiracy theory or reiki healing in a church hall

[@fortknobberdale]

Spot on mate!

[@kiely4561]

The kids smiling face when he gets karate chopped never gets old

[@haelotny6523]

When he passes his thumbs behind the boy's head, it gives me tingles down my back.

[@roquefortfiles]

He's actually in the Principals office.

[@bananainacup]

Asmr baby

[@Sa1amander71]

@@roquefortfiles PLEASE BE HIS MUM DOING THE CAMWORK

[@lik--]

You can search for “ASMR occipital drop” or “ASMR KST”

[@heyphilphil]

Most NAMBLA members get that feeling.

[@ChiefSittnDuck]

that seems like an awfully round about way to even out the collar of a turtleneck.

[@Bladesmobile]

😂😂😂

[@fehrbehr1]

loooooooooooooooolllllllllll

[@rodonis88]

There is something very Amish and or Mormon about this video

[@tyr0n313]

The kid’s haircut?

[@moof3220]

​@tyr0n313 and the turtleneck Everything about this screeches upper middle class Midwestern American

[@doctor86gonzo]

Ur not even close But try again

[@nathanjs55]

Nothing about this is remotely Mormon.

[@Rachelsteenberg8652]

Nah, not Mormon. Its not a 10 year old girl, and he's not trying to marry her.

[@REdwards21121]

its wiered, but I had a friend who went through this . I never knew his discomfort personaly, but he said the sesions always made him feel physically better when all was said and done.

[@madsonic13]

This guy kept doing the same adjustments to this poor kid….. For like 2 hrs. Feel sorry for the kid but pure ASMR.

[@MSUBooBoo]

😂

[@SensitiveSocietysBBL]

💀💀💀💀

[@Sarahphina32]

Oh, sweetie.

[@Psmitty77]

😂 who’s gonna tell him 😅

[@verywell290]

Because it's a loop😂

[@ferrykagchel]

This boy is his son! I know from the original video and you also hear him say son!

[@jmrider6078]

Yea but old people and adults say that all the time to kids

[@kylefrye5648]

I’ve been called son by many people in my lifetime. How do I differentiate the real from the fake?

[@ferrykagchel]

@@kylefrye5648 by watching the original video, where it said it is his son in the description

[@ferrykagchel]

@@skylardiaz1192 it doesn't say here, but does in the original video. Search: "chiropractor new york"

[@Arlo360-Official]

I also believe it's his own son. The kid has been rehearsed. Not to mention no parent I know would leave their child behind closed doors with an adult.

[@ASMRLiebtButter]

I love how the thumbnail makes it look like he just straight up karate-chops a kid 😂

[@ASMRLiebtButter]

Oooookay. I watched a bit of the video now and he actually does karate-chop them...that's wild 😅

[@dani_md]

Ugh, most chiros are quacks. There are ones out there though that actually help and do a good job. Halfway through my pregnancy, by legs were coming out of my hip sockets due to SPD. Super painful and couldn't walk. Doctors wouldn't help me. A local chiro understood what was going on and would set my legs back into my hip twice a week so I could walk again. Still had to go after delivery for several weeks until the relaxin hormone was gone and physical therapy was finally able to start helping. Thank God for that Chiro! I was crying myself to sleep from the pain until the chiro started helping me. In contrast, labor and delivery was easy compared to having SPD. Never would wish it on anyone! Pure torture!!!

[@alxonpc9388]

Holy shit reading that sounded horrible, hope your doing better now, insanely strong💪

[@enginerdy]

The best ones are basically back-door medical massage therapists. Kinda wish mainstream medicine had more respect for physical therapy beyond its use in rehab.

[@DwightLivesMatter]

All chiros are quacks.

[@roosh2927]

@@enginerdy That’s what DO’s are for 😅

[@TravisWilliams_]

All chiros are quacks.

[@MrSir-ly9lz]

I used to go to a chiropractor with a similar technique to this, honestly it was almost exactly the same. No other chiropractor I’ve gone to since than could compare. I first watched this video just a few days ago, and the day after I came to find out that my old chiropractor had died the same day I found this video. Pretty crazy stuff

[@tts1551]

damn, your simulation engine just spazzed out

[@renegadephilosopher5996]

There can only be one.

[@grimm2748]

Spooky

[@stargate445]

And So what dosez hé do with finger on neck?

[@floridaman697]

This kid knows the drill. He's done it a hundred times before

[@practicalworshipguitar8630]

I’m watching this for the third night in a row. I fall asleep within the first 5 minutes

[@andyg8292]

You‘re not missing anything he does the same for two hours straight 😂

[@Atvsrawsome]

It's nice to see rick retired from the zombie killing business.

[@locochester4909]

And Carl aged backwards.

[@robdm9838]

C O R A L

[@IslandAlways239]

AAHHHHH!! 😅😂😅😂😅

[@askapk]

This kids has been trained very well.

[@BionicPig95]

He’s not an animal. You don’t train people.

[@askapk]

​@@BionicPig95I said what I said...

[@BionicPig95]

@@askapk yeah I know. I read it. And I said what I said. Which I’m assuming you know since you replied to it.

[@askapk]

​@BionicPig95 have you ever had a job?

[@BionicPig95]

@@askapk at my job right now mate

[@stareatme9983]

Lol it took me a half out to realize it was a loop 😂

[@kiely4561]

Some say he’s still getting corrected to this day.

[@thorben2314]

It was your Face.

[@michaelburgess3842]

I understand this reference

[@mgssmu]

Sorry for sandwich breath

[@Lidderhossen19]

Uh uh on this side..?

[@michaelhood2109]

Chevrolet, zebra, honesty.

[@RailsOfTheSouthProductions]

If we did it right, both the doctor and patient should be red in the face

[@bryandreps9435]

I wish my dad was a fake doctor.

[@noelhudvagner4355]

Bruuuuuh😂😂

[@tkraft1442]

Wish I was a kid so I could be taken by a grown man. 💀🤡

[@hopefulsemblance]

Why? He still would have walked out on your family.

[@blakehinrichs3955]

😂

[@KentoLeoDragon]

If this was an old Chinese man everyone would be like "those ancient Chinese kung fu practitioners know so much more that we don't!"

[@RigepFroggit]

Ancient Art of Scam Fu, very effective!

[@kiely4561]

Mommy the bone cracking man touched me inappropriately.

[@KailashCiaran]

@@RigepFroggitscam fu lmao

[@RainbowLayer92]

Me looking at thumbnail: "Wow, a two hour interrogation of a primary schooler!"

[@Arabong168]

This chiropractor's worst enemy is a poorly ironed collar

[@purebrawn5208]

Yes this kid certainly needs adjusting from all his flute playing

[@Jaimirytt]

this kid will grow up the hunchback of notredame lol

[@thomasblitter]

Very relaxing, plus it's nice how this video looks like it was made in early 2000s or 90s

[@Alex_dlc]

It’s from 2013

[@thomasblitter]

@@Alex_dlc Yeah I saw, but it looks like something between 1991 - 2008

[@jrko0]

​@thomasblitter4521 it's in wide-screen and it looks nothing like videos from the 90s

[@iithunderii9800]

2000s yeah, not 90s

[@vincentvisconi4001]

He forgot to check the leg length

[@fingerstyleguitas9046]

This video gives me paranormal Activity Vibes

[@dylanhayth9971]

Predatory Activity

[@KailashCiaran]

Reminds me of that scene in karate kid when he makes him drop the jacket and pick it up over and over again

[@kjerstiva]

I somehow suspect the kids been through this before 😂

[@yasminhendricksa4664]

The kid is a payed actor 😂

[@viropax1647]

How much chiropractic care does this kid actually need?! He just looks like any other normal boy his age.

[@lesterhawkes7809]

Creepy and relaxing at the same time

[@tts1551]

fr, what was bro thinking at 4:47

[@tkraft1442]

😂😂😂

[@Nick-sk2oy]

@@tts1551it’s nice

[@fehrbehr1]

people like you are not right in the head. 'creepy'... right.

[@SorryRumHam]

I didn’t want to ruin this asmr video but I was getting very creepy vibes as well.

[@mikeb9638]

The little checks that chiros do are hilarious 😂. "Ah yes, measurements and such".

[@austinkling6984]

It’s a modified form of applied kinesiology “AK” He’s pressuring a point to cause a stimulus and then looks for a deviation in symmetry. If it brings symmetry, then adjust. Guy seems legit, just taking the long way around the bend and that’s okay. It’s all about the patient getting better.

[@Zach-p4e6p]

@@austinkling6984 Its not only about the patient getting better. Its about providing legitimate, effective, and honest treatment. If the treatment is too weak to actually move the bones or affect the body in any significant way (like this treatment, because cmon.... poking different parts of the body is not going to move anything), then it should be communicated to the patient that this treatment is therapeutic in nature and not scientifically/medically effective. This should also obviously change how much this service cost. From the cost of a medical procedure, down to the cost of a massage. Just because the patient likes it and feels better doesn't justify doing dishonest work. Every single type of chiro modality has failed to produce results beyond anecdotal "i feel loads better" results in trials.

[@lunasllenas1997]

@@austinkling6984 Its literally gas popping from the joints, there is no need to mistify chiropractors because they are just doing a massage. Don't get me wrong, I love them but some clearly go the wrong route with all that pseudo-science bs.

[@dr.grunts]

I mean no disrespect, but next time you’re getting a massage from a LMT ask if they can adjust your spine. Legally they cannot, and odds are you’ll be unhappy. Chiropractic is not massage, but the two fields are very close and many of times overlap. If you’re ever in San Antonio I’d be happy to adjust and enlighten you.

[@lunasllenas1997]

In different places they say they align my chakras, in other that they help relieve knots thanks to pressure points being treated, etc. The focus of chiros is just sounding as scientific as posible but its no diferent from the rest. No studies shows that they are able to fix something like scoliosis alone. @@dr.grunts

[@bigwillie1180]

The noises he makes when popping the toes is kind of creepy as in it puts the lotion on its skin creepy

[@migueldanteconstain5799]

I have a doubt... What does he do with his thumbs by sliding them behind the child's head, that is? Is he supposed to be measuring something?

[@sark0283]

It'scalled a drop rule. He is measuring where the atlas vertebra meets the skull, to where the cervical vertebrae ends. If the distance between them is below or above the natural average, her corrects it

[@aretorta]

It's quack medicine, so his measurements are not related to anything.

[@mgssmu]

3:28 WTF, Dude? Farting on dad's face?

[@ahab1014]

?

[@gimcy613]

@@ahab1014 sound

[@vansnbandsoyoinkshire3003]

It definitely smells like old milk in that room

[@jonathanfromohio6022]

Nothing like a good banquet chair for a chiro adjustment

[@demonichunter7925]

I need to know why and what does the thumb sliding down the head is supposed to do, forcing the body to stay in aline and he see's/feels the weak spots and adjusts them? Or?

[@marcoandronaco5085]

It's called Occipital Drop and of course Is quackery

[@BruceWayne-mb4hk]

Relaxing and creepy at the same time.

[@ahmedmeloud7838]

same

[@jacobweller7195]

It’s his son

[@almc1566]

@@jacobweller7195 That doesn’t make it any less creepy.

[@bryandreps9435]

Con man in training. At least he’ll never go hungry.

[@erin65655]

Curious what is creepy?

[@VonDoughBoy]

I saw someone below say the kid went through this for 2 hours 😂😂. Even though it’s a loop it’s still hilarious to imagine this dude can’t figure out what’s the problem and keeps going back to the wall, karate chops, back to the mirror, then the bed and nothing changes

[@bucketofgondor]

For the last time billy where is MY MONEY

[@matthewbradford5302]

What does the foot pokey thing do? Sometimes I feel like someone is poking my foot even when they’re not.

[@fredstopford]

Saul?

[@pansearedducklet9054]

He keeps going back to the mirror without him asking, he's clearly demonic

[@kingslayer2222]

Kid looked happy as hell to get karate chopped

[@christinajelley8539]

The sounds when clicking the toes…. 🫣😟

[@danpaulin6859]

Srsly😅

[@nohalfmeasures2773]

I like it when they “air fling” the bad ju-ju off their fingers and hands on to the floor or towards the trash can…🙄 lol, real Doctor-ish stuff. Or the actual eyeballing the “measurements” as if millimeters of change can be observed or tracking the progress of his magical Community College gifts. For a fee…naturally.

[@Envision_]

For a nominal fee, of course

[@Envision_]

@@user-kf2ge1wj7y never heard of a population that grows substantially during an ethnic cleansing

[@filipepereira2688]

This looks like such an old video. Like early to mid 2000's.

[@Smith.83]

Rick found his place in the world after the apocalypse

[@Ant-bm1qk]

What is the name of the tool that he uses for the lower back and feet?? It’s not an activator. He says plunger but there’s no such thing

[@Golubinek]

I always admire that palpation through layers of clothes....

[@austinkling6984]

So you’d prefer the kid with his shirt off??? Okay creepy Joe 👏

[@Berengier817]

​@@austinkling6984he never said shirtless. It's amazing how fast your mind went there, the kid could wear a black compression shirt or t shirt and be fully covered. The better question is why you immediately assume he was thinking shirtless

[@DwightLivesMatter]

@@Berengier817Clearly projection. The only creep here is him. 🤢

[@mmaallday118]

So when he said layerssssss, implying multiple. An the rest of us said "yeah with a tee shirt make more sense", while you, you went "yeahhhhh naked". That was the moment you fucked up an slipped your fantasy out my guy......😊

[@ainokea91]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE OG VIDEO TY

[@JordanGoodOfficial]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5-mmZaXedhmnrc

[@burntgod7165]

Chiropractors are not permitted to use the title Dr in the UK (nor Europe, I believe); it's really not doctoring. ASMRers are though.

[@demonichunter7925]

Genuine question then, why is this the case? Arnt Doctors jobs to basically fix ailments in an individual, no? Isnt there crazy practice and knowledge before hand on how to adjust properly ( cause you can really fuck someone up when a chiropractor screws up and at worst death) same with authentic doctors no? As i recall there a plethora more cases of doctors mis diagnosing someone abd actually causing more harm and even death in most cases of mistreatment correct? Seriously just curious is all lol.

[@burntgod7165]

@@demonichunter7925 Well, I don't know if you have data on "a plethora" of more doctors diagnosing. But taken your assertion ar face value, you could argue the reason for that is there are thousands more doctors than there are chiropractors. Also, doctors are regulated, chiropractic is not to the same degree, here. Bad doctors are called out and struck off in the UK. Bad chiropractic are not. And chiropractic have caused issues - including death - by starting to diagnose what is not in their field: there are those who treat neurological issues, with no understanding of it; I've seen some on KZbin - U.S. ones again - giving out dietary advice. Dr is mostly a descriptive title, unless one has a PhD, but in the U.S., PhDs acquired from unaccredited places of "learning" allow one to use the term.

[@HondaExige1]

​@@demonichunter7925 proper medicine is evidence based, studies, measurable outcomes etc. Chiro isn't.

[@jayfielding1333]

​@demonichunter7925 they don't have doctorates. A DC is a made up degree. It's no different to paramedics, pharmacists, nurses, dietitians, physiotherapists etc not being called doctor.

[@bullgod9431]

What in the prince andrew is this?

[@ITThroes]

Too much smiling in silence

[@SergioBecerraII]

Seriously, I’ve been wanting to see a chiropractor to adjust the bones in my body. But this was enjoyable to watch.

[@wyss5557]

i'd like to think he has some idea on what hes actually doing but the waving his hands about stuff just looks weird

[@WillyWonkasCrack]

At 32:24 there's a really weird crunching/creaking noise that on first hearing sounded like 'fuck'.

[@jakehandley3366]

😂😂

[@Genre101]

I'm pretty sure that boy grew up to be the riddler

[@jamilullah4067]

So this is what Micro and his kid from the Punisher series are up to after Frank saved their lives

[@grimm2748]

What's he doing behind his head with his thumbs?

[@ShikiTikki]

Providing asmr content basically

[@crixxxxxxxxx]

Bradley Cooper’s latest acting role

[@88nikita]

blended with Matthew McConaughey

[@88nikita]

and Rick Grimes lol

[@Crazyhobo654]

anyone else see martha washington in the mirror reflection at 1:05?

[@garyswoleman4698]

Of course Jesse Ventura uncovers a conspiracy in an asmr video. Big fan, sir. Thank you for your service.

[@Themeparknerd1993]

😂🤣

[@FuttBuckerson]

Lmao. Yeah what is that

[@AngelTerri]

Looks like a woman holding a camera who is recording this session. Thank goodness for mobile phone and zooming in

[@AtaTheKin]

why this looks like a 90's video?

[@TriStateHauntings]

Kid is like a trained dog he knows what to do before you even say it

[@lectorintellegat]

Thanks to this kids parents for sending him for quack therapy, all for the purposes of asmr. Very kind.

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

I think that's his dad

[@sophiekipz]

chiropractors aren’t quacks but ok

[@PirateStory]

so many people who call cracking backs “quack therapy” believe in an invisible guy in the sky who made the whole world in seven days 😹

[@delicious_seabass]

​@@sophiekipz But they kind of are. Chairoprachty isn't a real medical practice; it's made up, much like homeopathic medicine. Furthermore, children don't need such things. They're growing and shouldn't have major issues with bones and muscles; If they do, they need to go see a doctor or specialist, not some fraud who cracks joints.

[@LuckyDrD]

@@PirateStory chiropractic is quakery and sky fairies aren’t real

[@michaelbirchall2247]

I just can't help thinking that the thumbs down the back of the neck is just a gimmick to charge more for the exact same treatment as a normal chiro.

[@glitched7155]

man cracked his whole body tf

[@remainselusive1]

Imagine watching this and not believing chiropractic is ludicrous.

[@omfgSHORYUKEN]

His kid clearly knows the routine very well. I'm worried about how many times he's done this routine on him.. I feel like he probably forces him to do it daily so that he can practice

[@seth.daniel5314]

1:01 stop bullying turtleneck Timmy!

[@mkaishomechannel2023]

Just a kid hangin out with his dad

[@user-ih7gc7dt9l]

The most tingly child abuse I’ve ever observed.

[@KailashCiaran]

😂😂

[@Caleb-cf3zb]

As one of them that is definitely the type of kid who grows up with parents who are enthusiastic about the chiropractor

[@Beau74]

Calling this guy a doctor is a joke and an insult to actual doctors (of any stripe). Yet, as ASMR it's relaxing, which fills me with self-loathing.

[@matthewlawlor4323]

Can someone answer me cause I’m generally curious what is the purpose of the thumbs down the neck what is he supposedly checking for

[@ForsakenGod23]

Occipital drop

[@brianfettner3153]

Some hella sandwich breath

[@Poe-007]

🙃

[@Cat_Noir.]

Nothing out of the ordinary about a man pinning a little boy up against the wall while smiling.

[@Ironsights51]

Or those weird ass oohs and ahs he gave out when cracking the kid’s toes. That might have been the creepiest 10 seconds I’ve ever witnessed on KZbin.

[@Cat_Noir.]

@@Ironsights51 💀💀💀

[@kiely4561]

@@Ironsights51ahhh yeah thats nice

[@enginerdy]

don’t be the weirdo here

[@yaboyj2191]

​@@enginerdyu already have that taken?

[@SL-cl9gt]

Idk why but this video would be funnier if he stopped midway and told the audience that this presentation is brought to you by boost mobile

[@Tabi-Kun]

This made me laugh not gonna lie

[@musewolfman]

Or CERVEZA CRISTAL

[@Eric-f4b]

Taking your kids to scam day

[@ETannerity]

This filmed in the 90s?

[@whitealroker]

Agreed this is fantastic asmr

[@ADjustinG2013]

What tool is he using on him? I thought it was a measure, but then he saws the bottom of his feet with it

[@stargate445]

How sliding fingers on the back of the head does something ??🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Bigfootnosferatu1776]

It does exactly that

[@chrishickory7907]

Is that- is that a bowl cut? Those are back in style?

[@danburke9041]

Sliding his thumbs on his head and touching other spots on his body. Convincing

[@loudenswain4652]

I don't know why this gives me Amityville vibes.

[@RandomHeroFromSpace]

someone explain what he do with the thumbs?

[@SenpaiAustin]

Why would a healthy child need a chiropractic adjustment?

[@Themeparknerd1993]

They don’t.

[@kiely4561]

So Artie Mcbonecracker can get his kicks

[@MistaaPep]

how do u know the kids healthy

[@EloBanks]

Gg

[@kt-zw9xe]

Wild thumbnail lmao

[@brad30three]

This is the strangest chiro I have ever seen

[@RandomTechWZ]

Why does he sound like Ken Kaniff when he cracks the toes? lol

[@assajventress3204]

Wait, you mean dr sholl as in the foot guy with all the insoles and foot graters?

[@AngelTerri]

A real chiropractor session should never go this fast

[@roosh2927]

This is true, but it just looks like the kid has done this many times and knows how it goes (you see him automatically going back to the mirror to reset) and is just trying to get it over with and go home 😂

[@craigix]

There is no such thing as a 'real chiropractor' it's all bs.

[@prismatic9804]

​@@craigixtell that to my neck pain that don't go away until I go in to the chiro. Get a good one that is actually doing the procedures, not those goofballs with hammers and crap

[@svenniepennie4237]

@@prismatic9804 Those goofballs with hammers and crap get the same certification as the one you visit.

[@hightide7662]

@@svenniepennie4237they don’t cure anything but they can offer pain relief

[@Chevaux804]

Lol that thumbnail looks crazy

[@joeyc.3741]

It’s the same thing over and over it’s on a loop

[@Backwoodstails]

It's the turtleneck for me!

[@DannyBoycustom]

Anyone else trying to sleep so resort to chiropractic videos ?

[@stephenreed2093]

Why would a child need this treatment? Kids are all fresh and new, they don’t get bad backs!

[@Yules.adventures]

I have been scared of the chiropractor for years but the wall method actually seems so useful and doable. Thank you for this!!

[@tomaszkietyka2325]

Yeah, it's not. Chiropractors are just snake oil salesman.

[@psilocypher]

That’s because nothing is actually happening..

[@maddeusdoggeus1]

What is being fixed here? 🧐