Unintentional ASMR 🥪 Perfect Sandwich Made by Irish Gentleman (🇮🇪 accent)

This lovely gentleman Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh (what a great name), who I learnt is a legendary Irish Sports commentator, makes a sandwich (I added my highlight reel at the end)
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(I significantly edited/enhanced the audio & video for better ASMR effect).

[@beau-2222]

This bloke comes home absolutely shithoused at all hours of the morning and eats 3 of these.

[@TheSpiritOfTheTimes]

Absofuckinglutely what he meant lol

[@ethanminnie]

LMAOOOO

[@5p00ks]

A man after my own heart

[@gimlisbeardcomb]

Not cut into triangles though god damnit

[@beau-2222]

@@gimlisbeardcomb Oh, fuck no.

[@Mr1worldin]

Me at a party: Come on i swear I’m not gonna get political this time. Me after a few drinks: Bread was never meant to be triangular.

[@StockTerm]

Best comment ever

[@MolloyPolloy]

I started a near riot in an office in Glasgow when I casually said "Im not a big fan of parsnips"..... Went around like wildfire in seconds. Lads shouting "WHAT? WHO DOESNNEA LIKE PARSNIPS?...... I had to slink out like a fucking limbo champion....

[@TheZeerrK]

died ☠️

[@jjhcasper]

Dude this had me rollin'

[@schlongersaurus]

TRIANGULAR BREAD IS FUN LIGHTEN UP

[@asmrvermont8927]

He was a quiet man, a sandwich maker

[@littlekingtrashmouth9219]

An artist. He always said “be careful of the sandwich you are making.”

[@onyxone8084]

@@littlekingtrashmouth9219 listen to, and watch the bread as you cut it

[@IAN815]

🤣

[@pauligyarto3179]

Bro this just made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣

[@jonahgilbert7878]

We love references only other ASMR viewers understand

[@crazy2720]

"And there it is" *Half the shit falls out*

[@ninetiesguy2322]

The final product looks like head trauma

[@GenXJay670]

You gave me a good laugh! This sandwich is a mess.

[@joshtaylor1993]

Made me laugh

[@macro3751]

literally a single piece of tomato fell out, tf you guys talking about

[@zinmomo7192]

🤣😭🤣

[@jessfromsheff9585]

Kids these days with their triangular bread smh

[@isthistwitterbruh]

Grouchy sandwich wizards these days

[@Thefrenchishere]

The entire planet with their plastic square breads except us, french people (and belgians, spanish and swiss people too. I don't forget you my neighbors...)

[@lukebrown5855]

JessFromSheff ok boomer

[@chavezcosta583]

@@TheJovialBrit Literally no one asked.

[@daithiocinnsealach3173]

@@TheJovialBrit Ur mur gurd!

[@dod6031]

For a guy that doesn’t have sandwiches very often he certainly seems to have strong opinions on how a sandwich should be made.

[@cherrybass11]

not many sandwiches for as long as he’s been around is probably still a lot of sandwiches

[@01halle]

Showing us how to make a perfect sandwich I thought was a lunch to tutorial not a drunk midnight snack

[@zachhoward9099]

He was a very famous Soccer broadcaster in Ireland for decades, this was part of a larger piece about how this was his perfect sandwich to take to a picnic at a match

[@melaniabladeofmiquella]

I think about this comment often

[@MrDRUFC1]

Yeh fuck this guy

[@michaelorellana5940]

The amount of times I’ve told my fiancé “substance to it” and she had no clue wtf I was referring too.. 😂😂

[@gamestestproduction3379]

> Hitler : become a great austrian painter > Tomatoes : never become popular in West Kerry

[@justpurplethings8175]

They did after the war...tomatoes that is.

[@Vozird]

​@@justpurplethings8175...

[@fuzzyheadted]

I’ll fight anyone in this comment section making fun of this man or his sandwich.

[@DiesDasDaniel]

I'm with you!

[@IceFoxGM]

Too

[@delicioussidefx]

Guy wants green everywhere! What’s not to love.

[@carnoyoutubeman]

his sandwich sucks

[@grahamkight9111]

@@carnoyoutubeman ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m calling the po po

[@TChallaFan]

He made this once and was like “this is it” and never looked back

[@meabhcusack6492]

He is a famous tv presenter in Ireland

[@pierregeoffroy1943]

N kikook’´jour ˆne k n’´ou on’in’n’´III IIIu Noiiilk ´´iiikupinb’n’´ pas îliens ´ klaxonner k’ Non

[@MrCScottie]

@@meabhcusack6492 so

[@jasonmoore7223]

@@meabhcusack6492 syoyyyyy I’m yeu read ypoppy o o uuttuytytttt try

[@tehfuqizg0inon588]

Whoal meal'hle

[@asktotheangelsstray5502]

One of my guilty pleasure in this existence consist in watching this video while eating a sandwich. I can't even describe how happy and peaceful it makes me feel.

[@profeta4177]

Ask The Gods.

[@joebyrne5277]

I had the pleasure of meeting him once here in my hometown. Hes a giant of a man, about 6 foot 5 or 6. A gentleman aswell. He's 91 years old this year. More power to you michael.

[@joebyrne5277]

@Splitz X no hes well over it. Look him up

[@Bubbles99718]

"He's a giant of man, with shoulders out to here. He's a quiet man, a sandwich maker"

[@Voolcan]

did he make you a sandwich at least?

[@joebyrne5277]

@@Voolcan unfortunately not 😂. He’s not a regular sandwich maker after all

[@dhungryarchitect]

did u get to measure his dick?

[@Connief1990]

He's been making that exact sandwich for 75 years.

[@HB-bz3ee]

I literally have the same food for a week then get bored of it 😂

[@cjeam9199]

I was gonna say he’s not that old. Dude’s 89.

[@nattyboom4444]

I almost got fired from my job for laughing so hard at this comment

[@ipaddleYOass]

Why is this so funny

[@bfmb79]

That's a long time to being making the same sandwich, it must be gone stale and manky by now surely

[@its_deer]

With all the spells he's casting that must've tasted amazing

[@trahnettilhcs]

Proud of u

[@careyewart4413]

Haha

[@johnminnick1228]

good comment

[@tap69]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@ashers3517]

That was actually really funny!

[@TheBanditKingKir]

His ability to make that sloppy mess sound like a Michelin starred meal is beautiful.

[@tuxedo5118]

Be quiet

[@ThatJakers]

Seriously the ugliest thing I’ve seen in awhile. Bless his heart, but I bet his favorite bites are the full bread and lettuce ones with no meat whatsoever.

[@learicist]

Yeah this is quite a no for me lol but the vid is great

[@whyusucksobad]

Lmao I’m glad it’s not just me, that sandwich looks like fucking shit lol

[@MartinCuticchio]

​@@whyusucksobad better eat something that looks like shit but tastes true and good rather than the other way around

[@jacobpitkofsky8362]

Now, I’m not a regular sandwich maker but if I came in late at night and felt a bit peckish I’d have no trouble at all in making a good sandwich and a good sandwich to me consists of brown bread, whole meal, and this is a good example of that. Some people like butter, others like Flora, different types of things. Whatever one is available that is the one for me. The first one I see in the fridge that’s the one that comes out. Now I wouldn’t overdo what you put onto it. I wouldn’t have it coming out at the edges. Just within, sort of like a football pitch, the lines are there. Outside it nothing else. On the pitch, the essentials. I would then get ham that’s boiled at home. I don’t like the ones you get in packets or anything like that. They’re too thin. They resemble razor blades to me at times. Now, I like plenty of it, substance to it. Now, this is a good one. It’s nicely bent around there to match. Now that would be sufficient. An chead rud eile a dheanfahd me ansin na cupla tomato. You know they give a bit of moisture. You might have tea with it or something like that or milk or water or anything. Tomatoes, they wouldn’t be evenly cut, but they’d be cut so that they’d rest on it. Cupla ceann. I would place those, you know, like the team would line out, not too near each other. Two tomatoes of that size would be plenty for me. Tomatoes were things that didn’t appear for a long time in West Kerry. I think it was after the war that they became popular, and I’m talking about the Second World War. Next thing then, a piece of lettuce. This lettuce is grown locally. And then I’d put it a bit protruding. That’s what I like to see coming out. And I’d maybe put it across that way so you’ve a little bit of the green, you know. I was used to going to matches. I grew up on a farm. Green was everywhere. I like the green to be visible in as many things as possible. Piosa eile ansin agus piosa eile ar an dtaobh sin. Now to secure them I don’t put any sort of substance that would stick them together. To me that’s complete. It’s natural. There are no extras to it. And then, the job now is making sure that there’s a little bit of green to be seen. It’s made now, except to divide it into two equal halves. I don’t like the modern idea of making two triangles out of it. Bread was never meant to be triangular. It was meant to be square, like a good field, a square field. An sli anois le e sin a dheanamh. Cut down until you feel the solid board underneath. Now there they are now, and to me that would be the perfect sandwich. Simple, wholesome ingredients. Bacon, that’s boiled at home, Irish bacon, local lettuce, local tomatoes, gach rud. The tradition will live on forever I think. So sin agaibh e. I hope you enjoy.

[@someonepassmedanukes7749]

Where's the Japanese dub?

[@twentytwo138]

@@someonepassmedanukes7749 Rettuce grown rooowcary, there you go

[@chrislyons6951]

Pity he didn't include some Irish cheese

[@arturobandini4078]

@@chrislyons6951 I agree. The idea of ham sandwich without cheese upsets me.

[@jmantruth]

Only thing I would change is "Locally" should be "Locahlly."

[@thegamingmelon5159]

If I came in late at night and “ felt a bit peckish “ I’d lift that complete ham out and just eat that like a cave man.

[@mattduck69er]

Yep. That ham looks nom worthy

[@chadho54]

lmao maybe 1/4 of it!

[@goinggorillasbananas4775]

TheGamingMelon Did that once with a frozen chicken. The shame kept me awake after finishing it:

[@callumrowley9810]

😂😂😂

[@lefthandman3558]

Ahhh I'm 1kth liker so satisfying

[@loverdeadly6128]

I like how he’s just describing how to make a good sammich for when you’re stumble drunk at 2:30 am but it still feels like he’s passing down wisdom from generations passed.

[@zarazen8110]

Looool

[@Km-oo6ri]

😂

[@pablo2495]

“Laughing out out out out loud” -Zara Zen

[@marcshield7016]

Hahaha, love it.

[@stancurry6265]

Lol yea that definitely is a sammich

[@StealthySpace7]

1:13 "The next thing I would do then is a few tomato's" 1:33 "A couple heads" (referring to the tomato slice) 2:26 "A piece there, and another piece on that side" 3:06 "Here is the way to do that" 3:38 "So there you have it. I hope you enjoy"

[@walshy2]

3:33 forever I think

[@salivatinggreed4219]

Thanks for translating!

[@greg6191]

Thank you so much for translating!!

[@ianwilson7055]

Thank you. Just what I was looking for. Hope you have a good day.

[@catoutawindow2279]

@@walshy2everything , forever is go deo

[@84timknight]

He was a quiet man, an artist, a craftsman…a sandwich making legend!

[@kingkoollgs]

Legendary comment referencing the two GOATs of unintentional ASMR

[@littlekingtrashmouth9219]

Conscious of his ham

[@weirdwormsaloon4088]

It’s midnight, I’m outside on my deck on a cushiony couch, the air is a perfect temperature, and I’m watching an Irish man calmly make himself a sandwich. This is the most peace I’ve felt in a while.

[@seapotato1381]

Same

[@Entity-me6in]

I love that feeling

[@dogedog8686]

Yes the floor is made out of floor

[@weirdwormsaloon4088]

I ended up calling a suicide hotline that night so I guess the peace didn’t last that long

[@collydub1987]

@@weirdwormsaloon4088 hope you're alright.

[@lowfidelity499]

Step 1. Navy Suit Step 2. War Step 3. Tomatoes become popular in West Kerry

[@Geth-Who]

At least they've Established themselves there.

[@fkos86]

"the rule of thumb"

[@longboi8540]

Hello I need a navy suit for war.

[@mothfur3374]

I wish I can like your comment a thousand times.

[@Bulldog1878]

Putapit of lettuce

[@The_Isaiahnator]

Just the fact that a channel like this exists is why the Internet is so awesome.

[@Istoishash]

so true brah

[@kylelangdown3322]

1:59 when you drop a hammer on your foot but you’re at your grammas house.

[@Simon1985_]

😂 10/10

[@drewcarter5669]

“I like plenty of it.” *puts two bites of ham down

[@maurice4348]

lmoaaa i'd have slid on the entire ham if this was me making it

[@yeetyeeterson5444]

Maurice Laughing my off ass lol

[@bosoxfan38]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rogerxavier18]

We are a generation of excess .

[@river7874]

Rewatching this video, I totally get his logic behind the two pieces of ham. If you look how he cuts the sandwich, each half has one chunk of ham that fits right to the bread. How the tomatoes were cut is what drives me nuts.

[@marcus_schaefer]

“No eating in class” Kids in the back of class:

[@M4levolence]

Brooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lukeario3980]

“But teach, we don’t eat in class!” The Cooking teacher:

[@loedenrodrigues2953]

Really cool how he occasionally spoke Irish while describing how he made the sandwich. Of course I don’t know what any of it means, but always interesting to hear how their culture makes their way into their work.

[@IRLTheGreatZarquon]

Ours is a dying language. There's really not many Irish speakers left in the world, and it's a shame because it's such a beautiful language. Dastardly difficult to spell on paper but wonderful to hear spoken.

[@greg6191]

@@IRLTheGreatZarquondo you speak it? Could you translate any of the things he said for us? it sounds beautiful and really adds to the asmr for me, curious to know what he’s saying!

[@darraghmathews2056]

1:15 “and one other thing I would do/add here is a few tomatoes.” 2:27 “another piece here, and another piece on this side.” 3:07 I think it’s “and now the way to do it” 3:33 “everything” 3:37 “so there you have it”

[@jeremiah3886]

I’ll make sure my kids know that Tomato’s were a thing that didn’t appear for a long time in West Kerry.

[@diademoflead]

I'm not sure that it gets more Irish than that dude's surname.

[@petercarroll6090]

Michael o Moriarty.. translated.. he's actually a famous Irish sports commentator.. would you believe, in this video hes 89 yrs old...

[@ashlingcollins6308]

Irish surnames are never fun to read... or say

[@AnthonyMonaghan]

@@ashlingcollins6308 Oh come on, there's nothing in the world more fun than an Irish surname! I should know, I've been carting mine around for nearly fifty years. It's a riot.

[@ElizabethT45]

@@petercarroll6090 I was trying to pronounce it but I wasn't getting to "Moriarty" because of that "ch" in the middle :)

[@Ramazvous]

How about my last name? NèGhaluge?😂

[@lewieyt]

You know you've gone down the KZbin K hole too far when you realise you've ended up watching an Irish man making a sandwich.

[@raptus9115]

*IRISH WIZARD*

[@markg.4246]

I surrender, and am ready for a 12 step program.

[@ianmcdonald3053]

lewieyt I only liked your comment cus u were on 89 and it was annoying me!

[@TylerSmith-dx8pb]

This

[@TheOldTestament]

James May makes sandwiches on food tribe.

[@VegasDannyReturns]

I like the part where he doesn’t quite cut the cherry tomatoes more shreds them with a blunt knife. And his mouth is watering the whole time. I would legit love to see a full series on this fella casually making mundane food like this 😂

[@tuxedo5118]

Shut up this man is legendary

[@itslegiTim]

There are 2 other Videos of him making food. Bagels and something Else

[@Tuomaspoika]

btw this guy is still alive and kicking. He's 93 now.

[@looseele]

This guy makes the words “brown bread” and “whole meal” into an entire paragraph

[@Tremmor500]

brouwn breaughdh whole mealuagugh

[@juanburgueno3274]

@@Tremmor500 Second World Waoroor

[@Tremmor500]

Juan Burgueño they give it a bit of moistururhruegh

[@ben________3156]

Wettest, most sloppy mouth in all of Oiiurrrrlund

[@orio_3]

shut up yankee

[@dragonchr15]

This guy's mouth was watering while he made that sandwich....you can literally hear it. Lol

[@ik4muzu]

I was looking for this lmao

[@user-mn6gw7jk9o]

I was hoping someone else heard it!

[@MC_1993]

SD mans probably drooled all over that shi

[@jurisfootrag]

There's a certain beauty to being ever so delicate and dainty with the way one prepares their meal... Only to devour it down like feeding time at the zoo mere minutes/seconds later.

[@bjl1990]

oh my god you deserve an award!!

[@ApMignonne]

It is very kind of him to share his experience in making a regular sloppy sandwich. I'm not ironic when I say I do appreciate it, and especially the way he emphasises how the series of subsequent imperfections add up to a perfect final result.

[@AbsurdExistentialist]

I love this man's accent. That being said, this video is like a post-apocalyptic video made for and by people who have only ever heard of things like "sandwiches" and "tomatoes" and "football".

[@dandunning7731]

I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve slipped and slit my wrist open with a piece of wafer-thin honey roast ham.

[@sethbraley4088]

I'm crying

[@joshuatree5620]

Cut my Ham into pieces,THIS IS MY LAST RESORT.

[@dannyv7595]

@@joshuatree5620 good comment

[@chardem.5743]

I choked on my water 😂😂🤣

[@dahlializbeth6948]

I hate when that happens. I especially hate when I don’t chew thoroughly and tiny pieces of maple glazed honey coat ham just cuts the inside of my mouth and esophagus leaving a nice trail of blood to wash it down with.

[@CrazyMonkey679]

For those who don't know his name is Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh and he's 90 years old! He's a legendary GAA broadcaster here in Ireland. The guy's an icon.

[@bobbobson3908]

@@revan552 It's not pronounced Moriarty though. It's the Irish form of Moriarty (and Murtagh) but it's pronounced something like M-wirre-hirtigh

[@giampee_ero]

And still makes terrible sandwiches

[@jackbasquille5481]

@@revan552 it’s not pronounced moriarty because that’s it translated into English which he would never allow

[@irieite9666]

He looks good for 90. It must be from using the vintage technique cutting his sandwiches into rectangles. And of course his avoidance of eating razor blade ham keeps him strong.

[@WarhammerWings]

90?! Christ above, he certainly doesn't LOOK it! I thought he'd be late 50s to mid 60s!

[@villevirtanen00]

I've been trying to put my daughter to sleep for 3 hrs. This was my last resort and it worked.

[@dylancarr8415]

I love how he casually dips back and forth between Gaelic and English

[@gabe5138]

“now I’m not a regular sandwich maker...” right before he blows us away with his ancient Celtic sandwich crafting. Such a boss.

[@MrCScottie]

Who’s blown away? That sandwich look weak as hell

[@battleship5555]

@@MrCScottie clearly you don’t understand his power. A sandwich is something that should be simple and delicious. Something that satisfies you. He did that perfectly. Just because you love coming home and piling as much stuff onto bread as you can, doesn’t mean it’s good.

[@peachbrownies]

🤣🤣🤣

[@brutallyhonest123]

Mediocrity is the mainstay of youtube success

[@themaskedman221]

@@MrCScottie I thought I was the only one who wasn't impressed.

[@KatKomodo]

I feel a deep feeling of peace from him. This is the simple life I crave.

[@zirconis5411]

Kat come to West Ireland then

[@IrishAndy85]

You should look up his old commentating days on Irish sports. GAA games

[@KatKomodo]

Zirconis54 I think I will!

[@tobiasfarragut292]

All that’s going on is him making that sandwich, Nothing else..the world has stopped for this grand period of time

[@Trimblethorn]

It makes me weep to see a person put so much wisdom and love and connection to the land in something as simple as creating a sandwich...

[@TheASMRAngel]

Any chance we can get this man a sharper knife so he can enjoy slices of tomatoes and doesn't have to cut them into 2 lumps?!

[@teddylong2167]

Right?.....He was so meticulous about every aspect of the sandwich but then he's like "fook these tomahtoes!"

[@markg.4246]

That's hilarious!

[@danielacarrera2492]

Omg leave him alone…he like it that way

[@Testerchannel89]

Knifes wasnt meant to be sharp.

[@tuxedo5118]

@@teddylong2167 ur so funny that irish accent made me want to bash your head in

[@krw73]

When you put this much thought and care into your sandwich, every one is going to taste like it's the best you've ever had

[@vp5633]

This isn’t tumblr, please leave

[@krw73]

@@vp5633 nor is this Grindr, so you leave

[@valentinewhitty3639]

Translation of the Irish 🇮🇪 1:12 "The next thing I do then is a couple of tomatoes." 1:31 "A few of them." 2:24 "A piece there, and another piece on that side." 3:04 "Now the way to do it is...cut down until you feel the solid board underneath." 3:32 "Everything." 3:36 "So there you have it.."

[@B0lld]

Man, Irish sounds like Nilfgaardian so much.

[@hezze5934]

@@B0lld my thought exactly lol, perhaps nilfgaardian is inspired by Welsh?

[@B0lld]

@@hezze5934 Most probobly dude.

[@mothfur3374]

I thought he’s speaking some true wisdom of the ancients but yeah turned out it’s just him unconsciously slipping into Gaelic

[@_Kobold_]

@@mothfur3374 😂

[@Flynn94]

Me and my work mates quote this video constantly, we describe everything as “like a field, a good field”

[@frances2912]

🤣🤣🤣

[@f.f5771]

A SQUARE FIELD!

[@doogdoogdoogdoogdoogdoog]

This made me laugh more than I would’ve expected

[@TheSpecial4247]

A good square field ahhh yes haha

[@drinkwater319]

I tested your theory....my girlfriend rang me, she said ‘ you alright?’ In an Irish accent I replied...’ I am, I’m like a field, a good field’. She was silent for a few seconds and said......’ what ‘.

[@moose5362]

“Bread was never meant to be triangular.” -Old Irish man.🙏🏻

[@davesecx]

I mean, a grilled cheese needs to be triangular. The pointy bits make for easy first bites.

[@adokapo]

Love the passion this guy is putting into making and describing this sandwich.

[@Rhodri101283]

“Bread was never meant to be triangular” - damn that is the content I’m here for.

[@Kgio-2112]

Round sourdough?

[@Down_the_Wind]

CUPLA TOMAAAHHTO

[@alyce8539]

Twitchymeat 💀

[@tehfuqizg0inon588]

Ya know, like the team would line out

[@floop585]

I watched this video like a week ago, and I can't stop thinking about this comment lol

[@KatieIsabelle08]

I’ve watched this video so many times this year and no joke I say that to myself every time I see a tomato. I’m ruined.

[@Down_the_Wind]

@KT I hear ya. I've said it so much around my girlfriend that she throws me a beating every time I say it.

[@burlong01]

Me: * sleeping in bed * Michael: * standing over me with that small knife * *"Down until you feel the solid board underneath."*

[@Tia5003]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@bingoboppins9875]

*An chead rud eile a dheanfadh me ansin an cupla tomato.*

[@Duwayneismyname]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Marina-wd8gk]

For the people in the comments, when he says football, he's talking about Gaelic football not soccer. He's a famous Gaelic football commentator. That's what he keeps referencing. These comments are funny but leave the poor man alone 😅 he's proud of his sandwiches.

[@Smullet90]

This is the best comment section I've ever seen.

[@joey-rx6vy]

look at any popular unintentional asmr video

[@naynay5739]

Right?! I can't get asmr because I'm crying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥪

[@user-tb2wz1tr8y]

I gotta tell you, I'm with you. I've laughed about six times already and I'm only on the third comment.

[@virginityclan304]

"Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix"s comment section is pretty fucking solid too

[@Istoishash]

4 words: navy suit for war

[@tombstone4290]

Amazing sandwich maker. I love he tells the tale of making a perfect sandwich of old and he keeps the tradition alive. I love making my bread sandwich cut in halves in the middle not triangular. A perfect balance of color, taste, and rich history. I applaud this man. Respects! Calming voice for the soul. Blessings.

[@TheCollectorCave]

This guy is legit. The second he said you don't slice your sandwich diagonally, I was sold. The ASMR was just icing on the cake...err...sandwich.

[@cavedweller2000]

"Brown bread. Wholemeal" *holds wholemeal brown bread* This is a good example of that.

[@Xuehuapiaopiao00]

Some people like butter, others like Flora, different types of things. Whatever is available is the one for me. The first thing I see in the fridge I pull out.

[@mfwfingerprintsareunrecogn172]

people die when they are killed

[@matthewmartin7639]

"this lettuce is grown lowkualleee" gets me every time.

[@heftymagic4814]

Its rlly not that funny

[@idisxgic7651]

😐

[@GaryGlass1]

@@heftymagic4814 uh what? Lol

[@kel9591]

Lol

[@HazaelAlonso]

Yes!! 😊

[@H20.]

Mícheál if from my neck of the woods. He's an absolute gentleman and a national treasure 💚💚💚

[@andrewmaderer1989]

There’s something inspirational about this. I’m so particular about how I make my sandwiches. I load them with so many things and am very specific with how those things go on my sandwich. This man does the exact opposite, doesn’t put a ton of stuff on it and doesn’t really care how everything sits. Beautiful.

[@Triattt]

I'm not going to memorize those incantations just for a sandwich.

[@MsTenna91]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 im done!!!

[@Triattt]

@Timothy Sterling Did you just cursed me into becoming a tomato!?

[@Triattt]

@Timothy Sterling Bless you heart!

[@kasperdomagala4544]

@Timothy Sterling yall are scared of the sentence "the next thing I do is add a few tomatoes" lol

[@ForFurtherNotice]

Timothy Sterling Crap, at leastyou know Irish. I’m in Ireland, and we have Irish and all students can agree that Irish is the hardest and worst subject. At least you know it. Oh, and if you actually used google translate... I’ll make sure you can never go to the Guinness Museum.

[@briankleinmeyer8876]

I'll bet, when he carelessly tosses one of these together at 2am, it's a damn Bob Ross masterpiece. It only looks bad right now, because he's not used to doing this while sober.

[@BubblesTheBard]

This is a solid theory lol

[@tayamkay]

The whole deal is that it looks "bad",it looks real and genuine not factory clean cut,thats the charm

[@johan3680]

“We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents.”

[@davidshaw7549]

Only in this mind...

[@mike9338]

That’s the Irish for you laddy

[@enricocasari4246]

Can't get bored, I've seen this 6.9 million times

[@D.S.Moon98]

I’ve literally watched/listened to this video almost every night for about a year, and I still can’t get over how he cuts the tomatoes and then the sandwich at the end😩

[@Stokie09123]

Who knew the real sectarian divide in the island of Ireland was actually between those Staunch Triangularist Breadmen and Dissident Square Breadmen.

[@bbhybris]

This made me laugh thank you

[@jameslappin9896]

UP THE DSB

[@Jamie_Pritchard]

😂

[@adamsinnott1601]

That's brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

[@mac7569]

@@jameslappin9896 STB all the way🍞🍞

[@silvicola6881]

this might be my favorite video on youtube!

[@Steven_Andreyechen]

I like how he calls triangle sandwiches modern as if people haven’t been doing that since the 1870s (at the very least that’s the earliest I’ve found recorded but I would be shocked if weren’t doing that as soon as they moved from the bun to sliced bread) People have been cutting sandwiches like that longer than the sandwich existed before that

[@juanisaias8308]

Man this wizard makes a mean sandwich, I love at 1:13 when he summons the tomatoes with that ancient enchantation. Gotta be careful when using tomato magic tho.

[@Down_the_Wind]

Don’t forget the benediction of the wholemeal bread.

[@LincolnBorgesrp]

C Ú P L A T O M A T O D Ó

[@DreamRaccoon]

Absolutely dying, trying to stifle my laughs next to my sleeping baby.

[@madiichan1486]

This is damn funny

[@irishgamingchannel77]

An chéad rud eile a dhéanfadh mé ansin na cúpla tomato, the next thing I'm gonna do are the tomatoes

[@rapha7567]

I feel like he sumoned a demon right before he cut his sandwich.

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

That's the Irish Gaelige language you rayciss

[@jasonsmith7345]

Diane Aisha Monday it was a joke. You see the ingredients to the sandwich are very basic. By basic I mean there are no exotic ingredients, there is absolutely nothing special about anything he just did. And it looked like he was casting the type of spell that turns mediocre items into luxury items. Like if somebody made my Hyundai Sonata feel like a Lexus. If I came up to you and was like “this Sonata is the best riding car you’ll see ride in” you would probably think I summoned a demon to do it. But it’s just a joke lol 😆.

[@ashlingcollins6308]

lololo lollo how do we deserve it?! Or is that another joke because if it was it’s not funny at all

[@lovesgnot2766]

orange 😂

[@rapha7567]

You guys are sad

[@TandJgaming]

It’s a man that knows what he wants, I respect that.

[@cinnabarmoth6259]

Dude Irish brown bread is genuinely crazy good

[@zacharynorman397]

I just realized that he is describing the sandwich as if it doesn’t exist, or that it is a figment of his imagination and wildest dreams (“it would be” “it would be cut”)... and yet, at the same time he is also making it. Literally his dream becoming reality in front of us all.

[@AmaQueenOfDublin]

That’s how you structure those sentences in Irish. He’s thinking in Irish and speaking English.

[@PragmaticDany]

@@AmaQueenOfDublin That's fucking crazy, thanks for explaining!

[@masterklaw4527]

@@PragmaticDany Or, the sandwich is becoming real because he's casting spells to summon it.

[@mouadhdoghmen9245]

this is literally what literature teachers do when analyzing some literature text

[@broadstork]

Bruh you must've been tripping when you wrote this 🤣

[@chaymilne9896]

my favourite part is when he fully acknowledges that some sort of substance would help hold that nightmare together but straight up doesn't add it

[@755Tangerine]

I laughed way too much at this comment

[@TheAdmac11]

Hahahahaha

[@bryanwood8334]

Butter a sandwich? Never heard of something like that

[@southwalesoutdoors3215]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VegasDannyReturns]

😂

[@derekaustin3744]

Such a proper gentleman...his sandwich looks amazing.

[@JackSardonic]

He sounds Irish, Welsh, and Scottish all at the same time. Pure Celt.

[@TheBeast-mr1qy]

Everybody gangsta at lunch untill this guy arrives with his perfect square sandwiches

[@StuartFuckingLittle]

lol

[@djhollis8841]

Your profile picture messes with my eyes as I scroll

[@tuxedo5118]

@@PaulB_864 shag off

[@PikminandOatchi]

Not a single soul. This guy: "Bread was never meant to be triangular".

[@LordVader1094]

He's pretty based in that regard.

[@linus9624]

Benny Boi **everybody: triangle

[@TheStunnerFTW]

And what single soul decided to make bread into triangles?? 😤

[@linus9624]

@@TheStunnerFTW modern food culture did xd

[@camillelabrecque9182]

Hahahahahha

[@bartlettbigx]

Tomatoes: popular in Kerry since 1945.

[@anthonycardenas4994]

This man is blessing his sandwiches with elvish prayers, livin his best life.

[@hpatdh077]

1950: there will be flying cats. 2019: the bread must be cut in squares, not triangles.

[@lelekoJumboJet]

flying cats lol

[@tardaboveall491a]

The lack of flying cats is indeed a travesty. Or a blessing in disguise, depending on the mood of said cats.

[@diabeticalien3584]

Cats

[@FeatheredLegs]

Ah yes, 1950...a magical time when one pondered - “as we look to the future I see Sir Fluffymuffin, up there, soaring through the clouds”.

[@Andrei-oj1jz]

Flying cats 😂😂🤣

[@darraghmulhall5415]

he is an irish gaelic football commentator fyi

[@brandonc5074]

@Peanut Buzzard holmes…..

[@jeezuschryst]

@Peanut Buzzard pitch means the field..

[@ambientstereorecordings3528]

@Peanut Buzzard A football pitch is what you do to sent the football down range to the batter, who swings at it with a football bat.

[@SupermarketZombies]

@Peanut Buzzard pitch = field

[@sullysuckafish]

His name?

[@WaRLoKWYATT]

I have literally watched this video at least 500 times. I've had in my 'Watch Later' folder for over a year and I share it periodically.

[@SpartansAndHeroes]

The Ham is B O I L E D

[@TheBarroomHero321]

Brown bread, W H O O O O L L E M E A L D L

[@sarahg9628]

Triangularlr

[@jamesjackson5528]

😂😂😂 oh shit

[@astridjaye6224]

Hahaha, the lines are there.

[@soaringgrasslands3148]

Oof

[@dariushulme8401]

Brown Breaht*whistling*

[@rg4982]

Off camera he eats triangular sandwiches and flogs himself

[@CallMeConstantine]

This is one of the most underrated comments on this whole thread

[@rg4982]

@@CallMeConstantine thanks I thought it was quite funny to imagine that!

[@Ninosninosninos]

Lol 🤣😂

[@kevinm9031]

Hilarious 😂😂

[@wayneellingson5032]

choked on my coffee lmfao

[@NateCow]

I can taste that freakin' sandwich through the screen. Often times simple is best. If the ingredients are quality, you don't need much.

[@noahtemple8312]

This was truely inspirational. Thank you

[@richardmarshall210]

I love how somewhere out there is a TV producer who declared that there just aren't enough sandwich making segments out there.

[@Zyphorius]

Dammit Johnson, my cats like watching the Irish explain sandwich making and your programming suggestions have none of this. Fix it.

[@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989]

@@Zyphorius we do make a good sarnie

[@LiterallyGod]

His last name is the WiFi password

[@Valkonnen]

His last name sounds like something that you'd catch on your feet.

[@daknuvitch9437]

Nah my wifi password is 1:12

[@bernadettemccarthyflahive5357]

Believe it or not there are other languages besides English...

[@DeathblowMateria]

Haha killed me this

[@LiterallyGod]

Bernadette McCarthy ive seen alot of last names in my day, from many languages. Let me just tell you.. thats NOT a normal one.

[@RustalWolf]

Irish Gentleman: "Never cut sandwiches diagonally" Nick Fury: Damn right

[@dmitriymiretskiy717]

There is no such thing as the perfect sandwich, this man just shattered the fabric of space and time

[@mikedeluca14]

He said he’s not a sandwich maker... he wasn’t lying

[@trpl7]

cmon mans he's doing his best

[@bobmclennan1727]

As someone said on the original video: that is an absolute car crash of a sandwich.

[@SailfishSoundSystem]

That's the shittiest sandwich in all of Ireland.

[@Valkonnen]

I know, that was a sad crumbly mess.......And the sandwich was bad too...

[@tipperary1082]

No he's not. But he is the greatest sports commentator of all time.

[@iggystardust9236]

Lol this guy said he was just gonna replay his favorite parts of the video and just ended up repeating the whole thing.

[@militustoica]

Oh damn, the tingles hit for the first time in months for me.

[@NoosaHeads]

Has Michael done any other similar videos?

[@weehatch8330]

"I'm not a regular sandwich maker" says man with really specific ways on how a sandwich should be made.

[@sterlinglongstrom7916]

“Substance to it” he said as 43 gallons of his saliva poured out onto the ham

[@spunj]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA !!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA !!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

[@AHemphill]

My thoughts exactly 😂😂

[@j.pablop.1998]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jayyy667]

lolz

[@mjay9038]

Haha 😂😂😂

[@losdosestupidosjuegan]

Man, I love when people in these Unintentional ASMR videos have their mics up close to their mouth so you hear every tone and movement it does. It feels weird in the ears but I love it.

[@artnwityr]

A bit pervy, eh?

[@ilovethelingo5677]

I so loved that video! I am so intrigued now!!

[@lobsterboy9784]

When that tomato fell I shed tears

[@youseeit916]

F

[@IrishAndy85]

Same 😂 the fuckn arse of the sandwich falling into shit on the board. 🤣 The perfect sandwich 😂

[@j.pablop.1998]

I noticed that too 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL

[@bean_eater1209]

1:12 The other thing I do then is a couple tomatoes 1:31 a couple ones 2:24 another piece there, and another piece on that side 3:05 the cut now (i think) and with that it's done 3:31 everything 3:36 so that's it I'll translate any Irish bits in this vid

[@kasperdomagala4544]

Slí is way

[@adamsinnott1601]

For once in my life I wish I paid attention in Irish class😂😂

[@tastygem5542]

1:31 is that not “a couple of heads”?