Unintentional ASMR 🥪 Perfect Sandwich Made by Irish Gentleman (🇮🇪 accent)

This lovely gentleman Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh (what a great name), who I learnt is a legendary Irish Sports commentator, makes a sandwich (I added my highlight reel at the end)
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[@SilentEire]

Micheal died today 26/06/2024 - Aged 93. RIP to an absolute legend 🇮🇪

[@miltonmastabi6601]

rest in peace. this legend will be missed

[@GremlinSkatewear]

Rip. This video was always really calming to me. He seemed like a good guy

[@GerNiels]

RIP Gonna make a sandwich in his honor

[@TherealBigJohnSt33l]

Oh wow..... smh. I actually made my sandwich the other day like this. Just for fun. It actually tasted very good

[@JoshMckeeDrums]

No way!😢 just popped this video on to relax. RIP

[@Mr1worldin]

Me at a party: Come on i swear I’m not gonna get political this time. Me after a few drinks: Bread was never meant to be triangular.

[@StockTerm]

Best comment ever

[@MolloyPolloy]

I started a near riot in an office in Glasgow when I casually said "Im not a big fan of parsnips"..... Went around like wildfire in seconds. Lads shouting "WHAT? WHO DOESNNEA LIKE PARSNIPS?...... I had to slink out like a fucking limbo champion....

[@TheZeerrK]

died ☠️

[@jjhcasper]

Dude this had me rollin'

[@schlongersaurus]

TRIANGULAR BREAD IS FUN LIGHTEN UP

[@beau-2222]

This bloke comes home absolutely shithoused at all hours of the morning and eats 3 of these.

[@TheSpiritOfTheTimes]

Absofuckinglutely what he meant lol

[@ethanminnie]

LMAOOOO

[@5p00ks]

A man after my own heart

[@gimlisbeardcomb]

Not cut into triangles though god damnit

[@beau-2222]

@@gimlisbeardcomb Oh, fuck no.

[@1517the_year]

It’s been announced this morning that Mícheál O Muircheartaig who was a famous GAA commentator has died at the age of 93. Thankyou for all the memories sir! RIP.

[@k-2so497]

Fly high sir, fly high. 🕊

[@TheAdirondackGirl]

I was legit watching this today 7/3/24 and wondering if's still around. That is sad news.

[@WowEureka]

Rip

[@SupesSpidey]

He made this once and was like “this is it” and never looked back

[@meabhcusack6492]

He is a famous tv presenter in Ireland

[@pierregeoffroy1943]

N kikook’´jour ˆne k n’´ou on’in’n’´III IIIu Noiiilk ´´iiikupinb’n’´ pas îliens ´ klaxonner k’ Non

[@MrCScottie]

@@meabhcusack6492 so

[@jasonmoore7223]

@@meabhcusack6492 syoyyyyy I’m yeu read ypoppy o o uuttuytytttt try

[@tehfuqizg0inon588]

Whoal meal'hle

[@dod6031]

For a guy that doesn’t have sandwiches very often he certainly seems to have strong opinions on how a sandwich should be made.

[@cherrybass11]

not many sandwiches for as long as he’s been around is probably still a lot of sandwiches

[@01halle]

Showing us how to make a perfect sandwich I thought was a lunch to tutorial not a drunk midnight snack

[@zachhoward9099]

He was a very famous Soccer broadcaster in Ireland for decades, this was part of a larger piece about how this was his perfect sandwich to take to a picnic at a match

[@MrDRUFC1]

Yeh fuck this guy

[@barryquinn5840]

@@zachhoward9099 He didn’t commentate on soccer

[@Connief1990]

He's been making that exact sandwich for 75 years.

[@HB-bz3ee]

I literally have the same food for a week then get bored of it 😂

[@cjeam9199]

I was gonna say he’s not that old. Dude’s 89.

[@nattyboom4444]

I almost got fired from my job for laughing so hard at this comment

[@ipaddleYOass]

Why is this so funny

[@bfmb79]

That's a long time to being making the same sandwich, it must be gone stale and manky by now surely

[@asmrvermont8927]

He was a quiet man, a sandwich maker

[@littlekingtrashmouth9219]

An artist. He always said “be careful of the sandwich you are making.”

[@onyxone8084]

@@littlekingtrashmouth9219 listen to, and watch the bread as you cut it

[@IAN815]

🤣

[@pauligyarto3179]

Bro this just made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣

[@jonahgilbert7878]

We love references only other ASMR viewers understand

[@loverdeadly6128]

I like how he’s just describing how to make a good sammich for when you’re stumble drunk at 2:30 am but it still feels like he’s passing down wisdom from generations passed.

[@zarazen8110]

Looool

[@Km-oo6ri]

😂

[@pablo2495]

“Laughing out out out out loud” -Zara Zen

[@marcshield7016]

Hahaha, love it.

[@stancurry6265]

Lol yea that definitely is a sammich

[@its_deer]

With all the spells he's casting that must've tasted amazing

[@trahnettilhcs]

Proud of u

[@careyewart4413]

Haha

[@johnminnick1228]

good comment

[@tap69]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@ashers3517]

That was actually really funny!

[@weirdwormsaloon4088]

It’s midnight, I’m outside on my deck on a cushiony couch, the air is a perfect temperature, and I’m watching an Irish man calmly make himself a sandwich. This is the most peace I’ve felt in a while.

[@seapotato1381]

Same

[@Entity-me6in]

I love that feeling

[@dogedog8686]

Yes the floor is made out of floor

[@weirdwormsaloon4088]

I ended up calling a suicide hotline that night so I guess the peace didn’t last that long

[@collydub1987]

@@weirdwormsaloon4088 hope you're alright.

[@HuggableWinter]

Rest in peace Mícheál. Could have listened to him talk about anything. A great commentator through the years who will be dearly missed.

[@jessfromsheff9585]

Kids these days with their triangular bread smh

[@isthistwitterbruh]

Grouchy sandwich wizards these days

[@Thefrenchishere]

The entire planet with their plastic square breads except us, french people (and belgians, spanish and swiss people too. I don't forget you my neighbors...)

[@lukebrown5855]

JessFromSheff ok boomer

[@sempiternxl.777]

@@TheJovialBrit Literally no one asked.

[@daithiocinnsealach1982]

@@TheJovialBrit Ur mur gurd!

[@valentinewhitty3639]

Translation of the Irish 🇮🇪 1:12 "The next thing I do then is a couple of tomatoes." 1:31 "A few of them." 2:24 "A piece there, and another piece on that side." 3:04 "Now the way to do it is...cut down until you feel the solid board underneath." 3:32 "Everything." 3:36 "So there you have it.."

[@B0lld]

Man, Irish sounds like Nilfgaardian so much.

[@hezze5934]

@@B0lld my thought exactly lol, perhaps nilfgaardian is inspired by Welsh?

[@B0lld]

@@hezze5934 Most probobly dude.

[@mothfur3374]

I thought he’s speaking some true wisdom of the ancients but yeah turned out it’s just him unconsciously slipping into Gaelic

[@_Kobold_]

@@mothfur3374 😂

[@fuzzyheadted]

I’ll fight anyone in this comment section making fun of this man or his sandwich.

[@DiesDasDaniel]

I'm with you!

[@IceFoxGM]

Too

[@delicioussidefx]

Guy wants green everywhere! What’s not to love.

[@carnoyoutubeman]

his sandwich sucks

[@grahamkight9111]

@@carnoyoutubeman ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m calling the po po

[@asktotheangelsstray5502]

One of my guilty pleasure in this existence consist in watching this video while eating a sandwich. I can't even describe how happy and peaceful it makes me feel.

[@profeta4177]

Ask The Gods.

[@CrazyMonkey679]

For those who don't know his name is Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh and he's 90 years old! He's a legendary GAA broadcaster here in Ireland. The guy's an icon.

[@bobbobson3908]

@@revan552 It's not pronounced Moriarty though. It's the Irish form of Moriarty (and Murtagh) but it's pronounced something like M-wirre-hirtigh

[@giampee_ero]

And still makes terrible sandwiches

[@jackbasquille5481]

@@revan552 it’s not pronounced moriarty because that’s it translated into English which he would never allow

[@irieite9666]

He looks good for 90. It must be from using the vintage technique cutting his sandwiches into rectangles. And of course his avoidance of eating razor blade ham keeps him strong.

[@WarhammerWings]

90?! Christ above, he certainly doesn't LOOK it! I thought he'd be late 50s to mid 60s!

[@lowfidelity499]

Step 1. Navy Suit Step 2. War Step 3. Tomatoes become popular in West Kerry

[@Geth-Who]

At least they've Established themselves there.

[@fkos86]

"the rule of thumb"

[@longboi8540]

Hello I need a navy suit for war.

[@mothfur3374]

I wish I can like your comment a thousand times.

[@Bulldog1878]

Putapit of lettuce

[@thegamingmelon5159]

If I came in late at night and “ felt a bit peckish “ I’d lift that complete ham out and just eat that like a cave man.

[@mattduck69er]

Yep. That ham looks nom worthy

[@Clansman22]

lmao maybe 1/4 of it!

[@goinggorillasbananas4775]

TheGamingMelon Did that once with a frozen chicken. The shame kept me awake after finishing it:

[@callumrowley9810]

😂😂😂

[@lefthandman3558]

Ahhh I'm 1kth liker so satisfying

[@michaelorellana5940]

The amount of times I’ve told my fiancé “substance to it” and she had no clue wtf I was referring too.. 😂😂

[@robertocarlucci1944]

"Bread was never meant to be triangular" I knew it inside, but to hear such wisdom... It's magical

[@EstraNiato]

@4th Chairman Try changing angle of the triangle when eating :)

[@omarretana4639]

Triangle gives more sandvich

[@flouserschird]

It was meant to be square, like a good field. 🤓

[@flouserschird]

Epic comment my good sir

[@gabe5138]

“now I’m not a regular sandwich maker...” right before he blows us away with his ancient Celtic sandwich crafting. Such a boss.

[@MrCScottie]

Who’s blown away? That sandwich look weak as hell

[@battleship5555]

@@MrCScottie clearly you don’t understand his power. A sandwich is something that should be simple and delicious. Something that satisfies you. He did that perfectly. Just because you love coming home and piling as much stuff onto bread as you can, doesn’t mean it’s good.

[@peachbrownies]

🤣🤣🤣

[@brutallyhonest123]

Mediocrity is the mainstay of youtube success

[@themaskedman221]

@@MrCScottie I thought I was the only one who wasn't impressed.

[@drewcarter5669]

“I like plenty of it.” *puts two bites of ham down

[@maurice4348]

lmoaaa i'd have slid on the entire ham if this was me making it

[@yeetyeeterson5444]

Maurice Laughing my off ass lol

[@monsterterritory1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rogerxavier18]

We are a generation of excess .

[@river7874]

Rewatching this video, I totally get his logic behind the two pieces of ham. If you look how he cuts the sandwich, each half has one chunk of ham that fits right to the bread. How the tomatoes were cut is what drives me nuts.

[@joebyrne5277]

I had the pleasure of meeting him once here in my hometown. Hes a giant of a man, about 6 foot 5 or 6. A gentleman aswell. He's 91 years old this year. More power to you michael.

[@joebyrne5277]

@Splitz X no hes well over it. Look him up

[@Bubbles99718]

"He's a giant of man, with shoulders out to here. He's a quiet man, a sandwich maker"

[@Voolcan]

did he make you a sandwich at least?

[@joebyrne5277]

@@Voolcan unfortunately not 😂. He’s not a regular sandwich maker after all

[@seanimal_555]

did u get to measure his dick?

[@Rhodri101283]

“Bread was never meant to be triangular” - damn that is the content I’m here for.

[@Kgio-2112]

Round sourdough?

[@looseele]

This guy makes the words “brown bread” and “whole meal” into an entire paragraph

[@Tremmor500]

brouwn breaughdh whole mealuagugh

[@juanburgueno3274]

@@Tremmor500 Second World Waoroor

[@Tremmor500]

Juan Burgueño they give it a bit of moistururhruegh

[@ben________3156]

Wettest, most sloppy mouth in all of Oiiurrrrlund

[@elianioriofarrell]

shut up yankee

[@KatKomodo]

I feel a deep feeling of peace from him. This is the simple life I crave.

[@zirconis5411]

Kat come to West Ireland then

[@IrishChef85]

You should look up his old commentating days on Irish sports. GAA games

[@KatKomodo]

Zirconis54 I think I will!

[@tobiasfarragut292]

All that’s going on is him making that sandwich, Nothing else..the world has stopped for this grand period of time

[@Trimblethorn]

It makes me weep to see a person put so much wisdom and love and connection to the land in something as simple as creating a sandwich...

[@84timknight]

He was a quiet man, an artist, a craftsman…a sandwich making legend!

[@kingkoollgs]

Legendary comment referencing the two GOATs of unintentional ASMR

[@littlekingtrashmouth9219]

Conscious of his ham

[@lewieyt]

You know you've gone down the KZbin K hole too far when you realise you've ended up watching an Irish man making a sandwich.

[@raptus9115]

*IRISH WIZARD*

[@markg.4246]

I surrender, and am ready for a 12 step program.

[@ianmcdonald3053]

lewieyt I only liked your comment cus u were on 89 and it was annoying me!

[@TylerSmith-dx8pb]

This

[@TheOldTestament]

James May makes sandwiches on food tribe.

[@germanschurman]

“No eating in class” Kids in the back of class:

[@M4levolence]

Brooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lukeisbored8607]

“But teach, we don’t eat in class!” The Cooking teacher:

[@diademoflead]

I'm not sure that it gets more Irish than that dude's surname.

[@petercarroll6090]

Michael o Moriarty.. translated.. he's actually a famous Irish sports commentator.. would you believe, in this video hes 89 yrs old...

[@ashlingcollins6308]

Irish surnames are never fun to read... or say

[@AnthonyMonaghan]

@@ashlingcollins6308 Oh come on, there's nothing in the world more fun than an Irish surname! I should know, I've been carting mine around for nearly fifty years. It's a riot.

[@ElizabethT45]

@@petercarroll6090 I was trying to pronounce it but I wasn't getting to "Moriarty" because of that "ch" in the middle :)

[@Ramazvousgames]

How about my last name? NèGhaluge?😂

[@The_Isaiahnator]

Just the fact that a channel like this exists is why the Internet is so awesome.

[@Istoishash]

so true brah

[@dandunning7731]

I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve slipped and slit my wrist open with a piece of wafer-thin honey roast ham.

[@sethbraley4088]

I'm crying

[@joshuatree5620]

Cut my Ham into pieces,THIS IS MY LAST RESORT.

[@DisappointedDan]

@@joshuatree5620 good comment

[@chardem.5743]

I choked on my water 😂😂🤣

[@dahlializbeth6948]

I hate when that happens. I especially hate when I don’t chew thoroughly and tiny pieces of maple glazed honey coat ham just cuts the inside of my mouth and esophagus leaving a nice trail of blood to wash it down with.

[@Flynn94]

Me and my work mates quote this video constantly, we describe everything as “like a field, a good field”

[@frances2912]

🤣🤣🤣

[@f.f5771]

A SQUARE FIELD!

[@doogdoogdoogdoogdoogdoog]

This made me laugh more than I would’ve expected

[@TheSpecial4247]

A good square field ahhh yes haha

[@drinkwater319]

I tested your theory....my girlfriend rang me, she said ‘ you alright?’ In an Irish accent I replied...’ I am, I’m like a field, a good field’. She was silent for a few seconds and said......’ what ‘.

[@cavedweller2000]

"Brown bread. Wholemeal" *holds wholemeal brown bread* This is a good example of that.

[@Xuehuapiaopiao00]

Some people like butter, others like Flora, different types of things. Whatever is available is the one for me. The first thing I see in the fridge I pull out.

[@mfwfingerprintsareunrecogn172]

people die when they are killed

[@crazy2720]

"And there it is" *Half the shit falls out*

[@ninetiesguy2322]

The final product looks like head trauma

[@GenXJay670]

You gave me a good laugh! This sandwich is a mess.

[@joshtaylor1993]

Made me laugh

[@macro3751]

literally a single piece of tomato fell out, tf you guys talking about

[@zinmomo7192]

🤣😭🤣

[@briankleinmeyer8876]

I'll bet, when he carelessly tosses one of these together at 2am, it's a damn Bob Ross masterpiece. It only looks bad right now, because he's not used to doing this while sober.

[@BubblesTheBard]

This is a solid theory lol

[@tayamkay]

The whole deal is that it looks "bad",it looks real and genuine not factory clean cut,thats the charm

[@johan3680]

“We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents.”

[@davidshaw7549]

Only in this mind...

[@mikeaxedick]

That’s the Irish for you laddy

[@Smullet90]

This is the best comment section I've ever seen.

[@joey-rx6vy]

look at any popular unintentional asmr video

[@naynay5739]

Right?! I can't get asmr because I'm crying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥪

[@242-f5u]

I gotta tell you, I'm with you. I've laughed about six times already and I'm only on the third comment.

[@virginityclan304]

"Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix"s comment section is pretty fucking solid too

[@Istoishash]

4 words: navy suit for war

[@Stokie09123]

Who knew the real sectarian divide in the island of Ireland was actually between those Staunch Triangularist Breadmen and Dissident Square Breadmen.

[@bbhybris]

This made me laugh thank you

[@jameslappin9896]

UP THE DSB

[@adamsinnott1601]

That's brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

[@MacBhloscaidh1]

@@jameslappin9896 STB all the way🍞🍞

[@jameslappin9896]

Ancient 88 LUNDY

[@TheBanditKingKir]

His ability to make that sloppy mess sound like a Michelin starred meal is beautiful.

[@tuxedo5118]

Be quiet

[@ThatJakers]

Seriously the ugliest thing I’ve seen in awhile. Bless his heart, but I bet his favorite bites are the full bread and lettuce ones with no meat whatsoever.

[@thelearicist]

Yeah this is quite a no for me lol but the vid is great

[@whyusucksobad]

Lmao I’m glad it’s not just me, that sandwich looks like fucking shit lol

[@MartinCuticchio]

​@@whyusucksobad better eat something that looks like shit but tastes true and good rather than the other way around

[@dragonchr15]

This guy's mouth was watering while he made that sandwich....you can literally hear it. Lol

[@ik4muzu]

I was looking for this lmao

[@user-mn6gw7jk9o]

I was hoping someone else heard it!

[@MC_1993]

SD mans probably drooled all over that shi

[@jurisfootrag]

There's a certain beauty to being ever so delicate and dainty with the way one prepares their meal... Only to devour it down like feeding time at the zoo mere minutes/seconds later.

[@leonardbeaujames]

oh my god you deserve an award!!

[@zacharynorman397]

I just realized that he is describing the sandwich as if it doesn’t exist, or that it is a figment of his imagination and wildest dreams (“it would be” “it would be cut”)... and yet, at the same time he is also making it. Literally his dream becoming reality in front of us all.

[@AmaQueenOfDublin]

That’s how you structure those sentences in Irish. He’s thinking in Irish and speaking English.

[@PragmaticDany]

@@AmaQueenOfDublin That's fucking crazy, thanks for explaining!

[@masterklaw4527]

@@PragmaticDany Or, the sandwich is becoming real because he's casting spells to summon it.

[@mouadhdoghmen9245]

this is literally what literature teachers do when analyzing some literature text

[@broadstork]

Bruh you must've been tripping when you wrote this 🤣

[@TheBeast-mr1qy]

Everybody gangsta at lunch untill this guy arrives with his perfect square sandwiches

[@StuartFuckingLittle]

lol

[@djhollis8841]

Your profile picture messes with my eyes as I scroll

[@tuxedo5118]

@Paul B shag off

[@loedenrodrigues2953]

Really cool how he occasionally spoke Irish while describing how he made the sandwich. Of course I don’t know what any of it means, but always interesting to hear how their culture makes their way into their work.

[@IRLTheGreatZarquon]

Ours is a dying language. There's really not many Irish speakers left in the world, and it's a shame because it's such a beautiful language. Dastardly difficult to spell on paper but wonderful to hear spoken.

[@greg6191]

@@IRLTheGreatZarquondo you speak it? Could you translate any of the things he said for us? it sounds beautiful and really adds to the asmr for me, curious to know what he’s saying!

[@darraghmathews2056]

1:15 “and one other thing I would do/add here is a few tomatoes.” 2:27 “another piece here, and another piece on this side.” 3:07 I think it’s “and now the way to do it” 3:33 “everything” 3:37 “so there you have it”

[@juanisaias8308]

Man this wizard makes a mean sandwich, I love at 1:13 when he summons the tomatoes with that ancient enchantation. Gotta be careful when using tomato magic tho.

[@Down_the_Wind]

Don’t forget the benediction of the wholemeal bread.

[@LincolnBorgesrp]

C Ú P L A T O M A T O D Ó

[@DreamRaccoon]

Absolutely dying, trying to stifle my laughs next to my sleeping baby.

[@madiichan1486]

This is damn funny

[@irishgamingchannel77]

An chéad rud eile a dhéanfadh mé ansin na cúpla tomato, the next thing I'm gonna do are the tomatoes

[@hpatdh077]

1950: there will be flying cats. 2019: the bread must be cut in squares, not triangles.

[@lelekoJumboJet]

flying cats lol

[@DetBareMikkel]

The lack of flying cats is indeed a travesty. Or a blessing in disguise, depending on the mood of said cats.

[@diabeticalien3584]

Cats

[@FeatheredLegs]

Ah yes, 1950...a magical time when one pondered - “as we look to the future I see Sir Fluffymuffin, up there, soaring through the clouds”.

[@Andrei-oj1jz]

Flying cats 😂😂🤣

[@chaymilne9896]

my favourite part is when he fully acknowledges that some sort of substance would help hold that nightmare together but straight up doesn't add it

[@755Tangerine]

I laughed way too much at this comment

[@TheAdmac11]

Hahahahaha

[@bryanwood8334]

Butter a sandwich? Never heard of something like that

[@southwalesoutdoors3215]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VegasDannyReturns]

😂

[@StealthySpace7]

1:13 "The next thing I would do then is a few tomato's" 1:33 "A couple heads" (referring to the tomato slice) 2:26 "A piece there, and another piece on that side" 3:06 "Here is the way to do that" 3:38 "So there you have it. I hope you enjoy"

[@walshy2]

3:33 forever I think

[@salivatinggreed4219]

Thanks for translating!

[@greg6191]

Thank you so much for translating!!

[@ianwilson7055]

Thank you. Just what I was looking for. Hope you have a good day.

[@catoutawindow2279]

@@walshy2everything , forever is go deo

[@richardmarshall210]

I love how somewhere out there is a TV producer who declared that there just aren't enough sandwich making segments out there.

[@Zyphorius]

Dammit Johnson, my cats like watching the Irish explain sandwich making and your programming suggestions have none of this. Fix it.

[@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989]

@@Zyphorius we do make a good sarnie

[@matthewmartin7639]

"this lettuce is grown lowkualleee" gets me every time.

[@heftymagic4814]

Its rlly not that funny

[@idisxgic7651]

😐

[@GaryGlass1]

@@heftymagic4814 uh what? Lol

[@kel9591]

Lol

[@HazaelAlonso]

Yes!! 😊

[@chax2004]

After he ate the sandwich he went on to perform a cranial nerve exam.

[@joey-rx6vy]

then established his chest size

[@chax2004]

@@joey-rx6vy for a navy suit for war

[@smiley4995]

Pardon my sandwich breath...

[@lekoman]

A sandwich this bland would absolutely not leave anyone with any kind of sandwich breath.

[@ihonestlydontcare1158]

@@chax2004 then tomatoes again become popular in west Kerry

[@ApMignonne]

It is very kind of him to share his experience in making a regular sloppy sandwich. I'm not ironic when I say I do appreciate it, and especially the way he emphasises how the series of subsequent imperfections add up to a perfect final result.

[@Triattt]

I'm not going to memorize those incantations just for a sandwich.

[@MsTenna91]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 im done!!!

[@Triattt]

@Timothy Sterling Did you just cursed me into becoming a tomato!?

[@Triattt]

@Timothy Sterling Bless you heart!

[@kasperdomagala4544]

@Timothy Sterling yall are scared of the sentence "the next thing I do is add a few tomatoes" lol

[@ForFurtherNotice]

Timothy Sterling Crap, at leastyou know Irish. I’m in Ireland, and we have Irish and all students can agree that Irish is the hardest and worst subject. At least you know it. Oh, and if you actually used google translate... I’ll make sure you can never go to the Guinness Museum.

[@weehatch8330]

"I'm not a regular sandwich maker" says man with really specific ways on how a sandwich should be made.

[@iggystardust9236]

Lol this guy said he was just gonna replay his favorite parts of the video and just ended up repeating the whole thing.

[@jctripplesticks]

I'm just here to pay my respects to one of the biggest legends of ASMR on the day of his passing. RIP Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh

[@PikminandOatchi]

Not a single soul. This guy: "Bread was never meant to be triangular".

[@LordVader1094]

He's pretty based in that regard.

[@linus9624]

Benny Boi **everybody: triangle

[@TheStunnerFTW]

And what single soul decided to make bread into triangles?? 😤

[@linus9624]

@@TheStunnerFTW modern food culture did xd

[@camillelabrecque9182]

Hahahahahha

[@gamestestproduction3379]

> Hitler : become a great austrian painter > Tomatoes : never become popular in West Kerry

[@justpurplethings8175]

They did after the war...tomatoes that is.

[@Vozird]

​@@justpurplethings8175...

[@Down_the_Wind]

CUPLA TOMAAAHHTO

[@alyce8539]

Twitchymeat 💀

[@tehfuqizg0inon588]

Ya know, like the team would line out

[@floop585]

I watched this video like a week ago, and I can't stop thinking about this comment lol

[@KatieIsabelle08]

I’ve watched this video so many times this year and no joke I say that to myself every time I see a tomato. I’m ruined.

[@Down_the_Wind]

@KT I hear ya. I've said it so much around my girlfriend that she throws me a beating every time I say it.

[@burlong01]

Me: * sleeping in bed * Michael: * standing over me with that small knife * *"Down until you feel the solid board underneath."*

[@Tia5003]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@bingoboppins9875]

*An chead rud eile a dheanfadh me ansin an cupla tomato.*

[@Duwayneismyname]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rapha7567]

I feel like he sumoned a demon right before he cut his sandwich.

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

That's the Irish Gaelige language you rayciss

[@jasonsmith7345]

Diane Aisha Monday it was a joke. You see the ingredients to the sandwich are very basic. By basic I mean there are no exotic ingredients, there is absolutely nothing special about anything he just did. And it looked like he was casting the type of spell that turns mediocre items into luxury items. Like if somebody made my Hyundai Sonata feel like a Lexus. If I came up to you and was like “this Sonata is the best riding car you’ll see ride in” you would probably think I summoned a demon to do it. But it’s just a joke lol 😆.

[@ashlingcollins6308]

lololo lollo how do we deserve it?! Or is that another joke because if it was it’s not funny at all

[@lovesgnot2766]

orange 😂

[@rapha7567]

You guys are sad

[@RedRebel8]

In Ireland, this guy is an institution. He is a sports presenter. And the most beloved one in the country.

[@carlacristinadas.almeida3395]

That’s why every other line is about football! I get it now

[@Northern206]

“If I came in late at night and felt a bit peckish” AKA coming into the kitchen at 3am after the bar, plastered, looking for absolutely anything to eat EDIT: wow 800 likes holyyyy thanks everyone :D

[@ben________3156]

End up eating cat crunches and drinking fairy liquid.

[@Iamav15]

Just go to Whataburger like everyone else.

[@richardgrant9916]

@@Iamav15 you won't be finding that in rural Kerry!

[@loafheader]

@@Iamav15 lol I dont think you'll find that anywhere other than the states

[@nitroturbostar]

Obliterated my olives yesterday.

[@jacobpitkofsky8362]

Now, I’m not a regular sandwich maker but if I came in late at night and felt a bit peckish I’d have no trouble at all in making a good sandwich and a good sandwich to me consists of brown bread, whole meal, and this is a good example of that. Some people like butter, others like Flora, different types of things. Whatever one is available that is the one for me. The first one I see in the fridge that’s the one that comes out. Now I wouldn’t overdo what you put onto it. I wouldn’t have it coming out at the edges. Just within, sort of like a football pitch, the lines are there. Outside it nothing else. On the pitch, the essentials. I would then get ham that’s boiled at home. I don’t like the ones you get in packets or anything like that. They’re too thin. They resemble razor blades to me at times. Now, I like plenty of it, substance to it. Now, this is a good one. It’s nicely bent around there to match. Now that would be sufficient. An chead rud eile a dheanfahd me ansin na cupla tomato. You know they give a bit of moisture. You might have tea with it or something like that or milk or water or anything. Tomatoes, they wouldn’t be evenly cut, but they’d be cut so that they’d rest on it. Cupla ceann. I would place those, you know, like the team would line out, not too near each other. Two tomatoes of that size would be plenty for me. Tomatoes were things that didn’t appear for a long time in West Kerry. I think it was after the war that they became popular, and I’m talking about the Second World War. Next thing then, a piece of lettuce. This lettuce is grown locally. And then I’d put it a bit protruding. That’s what I like to see coming out. And I’d maybe put it across that way so you’ve a little bit of the green, you know. I was used to going to matches. I grew up on a farm. Green was everywhere. I like the green to be visible in as many things as possible. Piosa eile ansin agus piosa eile ar an dtaobh sin. Now to secure them I don’t put any sort of substance that would stick them together. To me that’s complete. It’s natural. There are no extras to it. And then, the job now is making sure that there’s a little bit of green to be seen. It’s made now, except to divide it into two equal halves. I don’t like the modern idea of making two triangles out of it. Bread was never meant to be triangular. It was meant to be square, like a good field, a square field. An sli anois le e sin a dheanamh. Cut down until you feel the solid board underneath. Now there they are now, and to me that would be the perfect sandwich. Simple, wholesome ingredients. Bacon, that’s boiled at home, Irish bacon, local lettuce, local tomatoes, gach rud. The tradition will live on forever I think. So sin agaibh e. I hope you enjoy.

[@someonepassmedanukes7749]

Where's the Japanese dub?

[@twentytwo138]

@@someonepassmedanukes7749 Rettuce grown rooowcary, there you go

[@chrislyons6951]

Pity he didn't include some Irish cheese

[@arturobandini4078]

@@chrislyons6951 I agree. The idea of ham sandwich without cheese upsets me.

[@jmantruth]

Only thing I would change is "Locally" should be "Locahlly."

[@bean_eater1209]

1:12 The other thing I do then is a couple tomatoes 1:31 a couple ones 2:24 another piece there, and another piece on that side 3:05 the cut now (i think) and with that it's done 3:31 everything 3:36 so that's it I'll translate any Irish bits in this vid

[@kasperdomagala4544]

Slí is way

[@adamsinnott1601]

For once in my life I wish I paid attention in Irish class😂😂

[@tastygem5542]

1:31 is that not “a couple of heads”?

[@melodybridges8979]

‘Bread was never meant to be triangular.’ I can appreciate he’s got a stance.

[@JohnNoonan1]

This guy is a legendary sports commentator on Irish television and radio. He is ninety years old this year.

[@Divine_R]

Is he still alive? Hope he’s well

[@zachhoward9099]

@@Divine_R he sure is and doing great from what I had read

[@stevengruber57]

@@zachhoward9099 People who eat triangular sandwiches die young

[@Heidijames111]

@@zachhoward9099 thank god

[@VegasDannyReturns]

I like the part where he doesn’t quite cut the cherry tomatoes more shreds them with a blunt knife. And his mouth is watering the whole time. I would legit love to see a full series on this fella casually making mundane food like this 😂

[@tuxedo5118]

Shut up this man is legendary

[@itslegiTim]

There are 2 other Videos of him making food. Bagels and something Else

[@kyleman55555]

This video has one of the best comment sections I’ve ever come across! If you’ve made it to the comments before you watch the video I highly recommend pausing it and having a read, the video will be much more enriching to your life after reading the comments.

[@FreddyFHandsley]

When that tomato fell I shed tears

[@youseeit916]

F

[@IrishChef85]

Same 😂 the fuckn arse of the sandwich falling into shit on the board. 🤣 The perfect sandwich 😂

[@j.pablop.1998]

I noticed that too 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL

[@pedalling_onion]

he is an irish gaelic football commentator fyi

[@brandonc5074]

@Peanut Buzzard holmes…..

[@jeezuschryst]

@Peanut Buzzard pitch means the field..

[@ambientstereorecordings3528]

@Peanut Buzzard A football pitch is what you do to sent the football down range to the batter, who swings at it with a football bat.

[@SupermarketZombies]

@Peanut Buzzard pitch = field

[@sullysuckafish]

His name?

[@jeremiah3886]

I’ll make sure my kids know that Tomato’s were a thing that didn’t appear for a long time in West Kerry.

[@XYZ_55]

That lazy ass probably should have walked over to East Kerry.

[@scottphillips3008]

tamatoes ***

[@jordanjongema2308]

“Making sure there’s a little green to be seen.” Fucking nuclear apocalypse of LETTUCE.

[@zirconis5411]

As somebody who lives in West Kerry, I feel like I practically know this man. On another note, somebody in my near family definitely knows him. Everybody knows everybody in Ireland.

[@joanbo15]

I live in the North and even I've heard our Mícheál on the radio growing up!

[@peterdunne2756]

He’s a national treasure to everyone on the island

[@Roniboney]

in Kerry everyone knows everyone. Was just in Kerry and I got in the habit of waving at everyone driving by me

[@theviewer102]

Lol.

[@thomasmac8563]

Are you sure you're really from kerry if you don't know him?

[@sterlinglongstrom7916]

“Substance to it” he said as 43 gallons of his saliva poured out onto the ham

[@spunj]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA !!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA !!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

[@Msashmr]

My thoughts exactly 😂😂

[@j.pablop.1998]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jayyy667]

lolz

[@mjay9038]

Haha 😂😂😂

[@andrewmaderer1989]

There’s something inspirational about this. I’m so particular about how I make my sandwiches. I load them with so many things and am very specific with how those things go on my sandwich. This man does the exact opposite, doesn’t put a ton of stuff on it and doesn’t really care how everything sits. Beautiful.

[@TheBarroomHero321]

Brown bread, W H O O O O L L E M E A L D L

[@sarahg9628]

Triangularlr

[@jamesjackson5528]

😂😂😂 oh shit

[@astridjaye6224]

Hahaha, the lines are there.

[@soaringgrasslands3148]

Oof

[@dariushulme8401]

Brown Breaht*whistling*

[@tituswheatbread9646]

*Says he likes plenty of ham.* *Only puts two slices in.*

[@realitities2]

Bruh I was thinking the same thing. Everybody knows this is the proper way to make a sandwich: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJawqIGKjNN-m80

[@red_dll]

To be fair, he probably experienced a time in his life where things weren't so easy and this amount of ham was considered to be plenty. So for him, this is plenty.

[@whitepeople6954]

@@red_dll not to mention those slices of ham were fairly big chunks

[@jamesmaysflyingwashingmach7459]

Yes, it’s a modest portion. Not a man of excess, which i admire.

[@MikeyJMJ]

Not about how many slices, he literally said at the start he likes thicker slices

[@mikedeluca14]

He said he’s not a sandwich maker... he wasn’t lying

[@trpl7]

cmon mans he's doing his best

[@bobmclennan1727]

As someone said on the original video: that is an absolute car crash of a sandwich.

[@SailfishSoundSystem]

That's the shittiest sandwich in all of Ireland.

[@Valkonnen]

I know, that was a sad crumbly mess.......And the sandwich was bad too...

[@tipperary1082]

No he's not. But he is the greatest sports commentator of all time.

[@Marina-wd8gk]

For the people in the comments, when he says football, he's talking about Gaelic football not soccer. He's a famous Gaelic football commentator. That's what he keeps referencing. These comments are funny but leave the poor man alone 😅 he's proud of his sandwiches.

[@DavidVanPatten007]

"I don't like the ones you get in packets, they're too thin, THEY RESEMBLE RAZOR BLADES TO ME." I often like to have a relaxing shave with a piece of supermarket packet ham.

[@zephead4835]

And after you've finished shaving with it...you can eat it

[@rg4982]

Off camera he eats triangular sandwiches and flogs himself

[@CallMeConstantine]

This is one of the most underrated comments on this whole thread

[@rg4982]

@@CallMeConstantine thanks I thought it was quite funny to imagine that!

[@Ninosninosninos]

Lol 🤣😂

[@kevinm9031]

Hilarious 😂😂

[@wayneellingson5032]

choked on my coffee lmfao

[@LiterallyGod]

His last name is the WiFi password

[@Valkonnen]

His last name sounds like something that you'd catch on your feet.

[@daknuvitch9437]

Nah my wifi password is 1:12

[@bernadettemccarthyflahive5357]

Believe it or not there are other languages besides English...

[@DeathblowMateria]

Haha killed me this

[@LiterallyGod]

Bernadette McCarthy ive seen alot of last names in my day, from many languages. Let me just tell you.. thats NOT a normal one.

[@SundayTapas]

Coming back to this today after hearing the sad news Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh passed away in hospital on the 25th June 2024, aged 93. May he rest peacefully, with plentiful sandwiches, plenty of green and importantly in a good square field.

[@mikasaackermann8736]

Ah yes, square bread, just how it naturally grows on the bread trees in the bread forest. Triangles? Blasphemy.

[@shysensei2348]

Lmfao

[@ahmadal-obaidi1003]

Ereh

[@sssenatorarmstrong3280]

Blasphemy.

[@ChimpingBulldog]

It does if it speaks gaelic

[@Cam-pu1gc]

Hmmm ello

[@squierstrat9502]

Me: mom make me a sandwich!! My mom: Ok, i'll get the ham boiling

[@Dr-Peppy]

I cannot say how many times I have watched this, but I never regret it when I come back.

[@InnerRevolutionProject]

me too :D

[@joshuanorthey2026]

Ditto

[@stitches318]

He's not a boomer though. The silent generation. They're way more lowkey than the booms

[@TheASMRAngel]

Any chance we can get this man a sharper knife so he can enjoy slices of tomatoes and doesn't have to cut them into 2 lumps?!

[@teddylong2167]

Right?.....He was so meticulous about every aspect of the sandwich but then he's like "fook these tomahtoes!"

[@markg.4246]

That's hilarious!

[@danielacarrera2492]

Omg leave him alone…he like it that way

[@Testerchannel89]

Knifes wasnt meant to be sharp.

[@tuxedo5118]

@@teddylong2167 ur so funny that irish accent made me want to bash your head in

[@redsharp2]

He really said boiled like he was trying to imitate boiling

[@adambrensen7090]

And there it is...as it ever was. The sandwich of man. A creation of his connection to the land, sea and sky. Totally complete.

[@mikerobberts9998]

“Bread was never meant to be triangular.” Bread was also never meant to be cut horizontally, it needs to be cut vertically creating two identical pieces like a football field. That’s the proper way.

[@BladeKi11a]

Michael Robbins I was hoping to find this comment lol only a psychopath cuts their bread horizontally

[@Somnogenesis]

Surely it's the other way around? Cutting horizontally is across the middle from side to side, like the halfway line on a football field, and it's completely normal. Cutting vertically would be cutting the sandwich from top to bottom, into left and right halves, which would clearly be the work of a monster.

[@BladeKi11a]

Somnogenesis 4 there’s no symmetry nor balance by cutting it horizontally. Vertically cut sandwiches are the way to go

[@Somnogenesis]

@@BladeKi11a Ah well I'd contend there's balance, albeit not quite so much symmetry. And I prefer the top half of the loaf, so by eating the lower half of the sandwich first I save the best bit, the upper crust, for last to savour it the better!

[@ArsenioGut]

Cutting a sandwich triangularly is literally the only proper way. You have equal, perfectly symmetrical pieces of sandwich-one to eat now, one to save for later.

[@TheCollectorCave]

This guy is legit. The second he said you don't slice your sandwich diagonally, I was sold. The ASMR was just icing on the cake...err...sandwich.

[@trip83]

Give this man his own cooking tv series

[@gooseburry]

Everyone is low key dissing this old man, I thought it was wholesome.

[@chimpaflimp]

I like the part where he invokes the tomatoes.

[@kylelangdown3322]

1:59 when you drop a hammer on your foot but you’re at your grammas house.

[@Simon1985_]

😂 10/10

[@chucksweet00]

That sandwich is so good that his mouth is watery af

[@deniseg4028]

I'm curious about this sandwich sticking together substance he refuses to use. I can't stop watching this video.

[@celticfox]

@@deniseg4028 No doubt he means some sort of condiment like mayo perhaps?

[@deniseg4028]

@@celticfox Rational thinking has no place here! 😃

[@daniellerussomanno188]

The CastaMan 😂

[@drvalove]

🤣🤣

[@Gist432]

What an incredibly charming and soothing man. ASMR can often make me calm, but rarely give my skin tingles/shivers/goosebumps.

[@ultrapaiva]

I keep coming back to see him say “peckkishhh”, “mæsture” and “lowcally”.

[@jupiterinaries6150]

And "mmboiled."

[@tombstone4290]

Amazing sandwich maker. I love he tells the tale of making a perfect sandwich of old and he keeps the tradition alive. I love making my bread sandwich cut in halves in the middle not triangular. A perfect balance of color, taste, and rich history. I applaud this man. Respects! Calming voice for the soul. Blessings.