United Is Cooked

[@TheAllRounderMemes]

4 days ago I visited Old Trafford and clogged the public toilet, maybe that contributed to the problem.

[@Foxstar1387]

Blocked toilets.Little to No water pressure upper stretford end. Thats a norm

[@Perkelenaattori]

@@Foxstar1387 The UK is the only country in the where I've had to use a electric device in a hotel room that would pump more water. I love the UK but it's a pretty decrepit country and not in a charming way like Portugal for example.

[@thacrypt223]

@@Perkelenaattori What!? Really? Intriguing stuff.

[@Bagster321]

Old Trafford is gonna be on the next season of Kitchen Nightmares

[@Lucasis-him]

Honestly would be a good episode

[@alexbarber3310]

Probably no staff left for Ramsay to scream at. 😂😂😂

[@ManchesterUtdz]

What has happened to my glorious club? 13th, rats in OT, 2 star reviews for food poisoning, leaky roofs, terrible players, clueless owners.

[@Xerxes_US]

Fergie was everything about your club that’s what happened

[@Motlier]

American owners

[@oldjoe182]

for real! what da hell? at this point it feels like someone purposely doing all this

[@TheReddShinobi13]

​@@MotlierCapitalist owners. Americans aint the problem, there are americans who could be great owners. The issue is the most incompetent ones keep winning cause they have nore money

[@kalmenbarkin5708]

@@MotlierLiverpool doing mighty fine with American owners

[@vibes3652]

If only the Glazers had put the ENTIRE club up for sale and taken the highest bid...oh wait. They had the chance to and chose INEOS so that they can stay and keep making a living off of the commercial success of the United name. The last 20 years of ownership has culminated to the stadium rotting, mice infestation, and the inability to produce a consistent product on the pitch. They care more about maximizing the profits in their pockets than actually building something sustainable and it has been so depressing to watch as a fan.

[@richardsutherland1645]

Yeah I remember the hope I had when the glazers were apparently selling and Qatar were "leading" the race to buy the club.. But it was silly of me to have any hope that the glazers would do anything to benefit the club ever

[@DR3ADER1]

That was NEVER ON THE CARDS DUDE! The Glazers wanted their majority ownership AND their position in the NYSE.

[@JoeyMills-y3v]

Lol plus you got Brailsford in your club now, that guy is beyond toxic. Maybe the most hated man in cycling after Lance Armstrong 😂

[@RaulEdu33]

Madrid has a ninja turtle, and Manchester United has Splinter 😂

[@eirakari]

love how Amorim used the leak to make a point in his press conference, this dude is SO charismatic.. to bad he got such a shit deal with Man U.. I'm honestly rooting more for him than for the actual club

[@joshuaexon9120]

its already christmas for us in new zealand so thanks for the present of a video

[@bonesknowspod]

I’m a 40 year old Man Utd fan. I remember. Sir Alex was manager for the first 26 years of my life. It’s been different since then!

[@sunekuro]

Red Devils ❌ Rat Devils ✔

[@dummiebrummie]

United have fallen off harder than Zealand's running career.

[@aspect359]

Rayn wooney

[@t8kabr8km85]

He was a Center Back for Ireland tho had a decent career for the Welsh U21s

[@thelastgreataudit8112]

"There's a certain point where it's not as funny anymore." Oh no! When is that going to be?

[@needfoolthings]

Bruno brought in the only creatures that listen to him. Toldya, if that dude is your leader in the dressing room, your issues go deep.

[@garfythecat]

They're probably letting it rot on purpose so they can convince people that building a new stadium is the better option

[@richardsutherland1645]

No they're letting it rot because they don't want to spend the money to fix it or build a new one.. its not 4d chess, it's just greed and incompetence

[@DeadSetOnDestruction]

They are not mice they are fans but ok

[@bingle12765]

HAHAHAHAHHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY HOW CAN I BE AS FUNNY AS YOU?

[@annie420xx]

how are there not more comments about zealand casually dropping ''ruin porn'' lmfaooooo

[@terencehuang3810]

Man Utd: Theatre of Mice

[@theamaranthineman574]

United is gonna go the same way Nothingham Forest did. Once a great club, going down and down and down... eventually into obscurity... IF they don't start turning things around, real quick, on all counts--not just on the pitch. The incomptence is mind-blowing. How one man, Alex Ferguson, held together an entire club..... Since he left..... Crumbling.

[@richardsutherland1645]

Its already a forgone conclusion.. its like climate change.. its inevitable at this point through decades of greed, corruption and incompetence.. Kinda fitting united were bought by an oil and gas company.. sorry partly bought because they couldn't even do a financial takeover correctly.. The clubs dead.. and it will remain dead till the glazers and now ineos are out.. the last chance was Qatar and in hindsight I'm not sure why I ever thought that would have a positive outcome because nothing does at united

[@torodfs7593]

i had absolutely no clue where he was going with ruin porn holy shit

[@jekanyika]

same

[@Tom_bradys_unretirement]

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[@danielcarbaugh4354]

Reading this before getting to it in the video is terrifying lmao

[@Lilleh__]

United saw the roof in kenilworth road's toilets collapsing during a game last season and decided to one up Luton.

[@Bowleskov]

I think the issue is the Buccaneers had no interest in maintaining the Infrastructure at Old Trafford and Monaco based Tax exile Jim Ratcliffe likes a government subsidy, See Grangemouth Refinery, so won't put his own offshore funds to fix it. The Government already built a stadium in Manchester for the Commonwealth Games known as the City Of Manchester Stadium or now known as the Etihad and the Emirati's are keeping up with renovating that Stadium which stands in stark contrast to Old Trafford which has barely been touched since 2006 and that was underway before the Glazer Family bought the club in 2005. And the Excuse for not getting Old Trafford fixed was they didn't consider a Ground Share viable.

[@poetmanshell]

My real question is who between Man City and Man United will lose the most by the end of the season???

[@JasonCliftJones]

Possibly the biggest issue with the "national stadium of the north" argument is that there's already a stadium in the north built for the Commonwealth Games in 2002, that is currently used for football, and thus IF we were to use a ground up here, there's no need to build another one. That ground... is the City of Manchester Stadium. You might know it better as the Etihad.

[@Aloha698]

Omg ! It really is Vasco da Gama from England.. even the mice infestation 😂

[@flamengoarrascaeta]

1:15 you know what else is massive?

[@OmarOrtegaFernandez]

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[@kowalski9er273]

Wasn't expecting a random Dark Knight Rises reference about the Pit, but I'm all for it

[@JimTheFly]

Congrats on the new ring light... or a better lamp setup.

[@sehu1291]

Danke!

[@benjaminwollner9092]

The forehead is spitting wisdom once again 🙌 Merry Christmas indeed

[@bingle12765]

As a Utd fan he’s spitting

[@EyebrowsGaming]

I went to the opening game of the last Women's Euros, England vs Austria, at Old Trafford with a couple of Sheff Utd fans. Bare breeze block walls in the stairwells, no free tap water for patrons; as a United fan, I was utterly embarrassed. I just wanted a cup of water to dry my throat, and it was either spend £4 for a bottle at the kiosk or drink hot water from the bathroom sink.

[@paulie-g]

As an FYI, hot water is almost never safe to drink, even in your house, but especially not at a large public venue. Cold tap water might not be either, but it's going to be far less dangerous wrt metal contamination than hot.

[@shuraamano]

Glazernomics.

[@hendersongalbreath1072]

At least the Glazers let them keep Christmas. Long may it continue.

[@OhJustSomeRandomGuy]

Looks like ManU's finally got those die hard fans they've been looking for!

[@luigicampo4008]

Did anyone ever tell you that you are, like, the Penguinz0 of KZbin football content? That's what these videos feel like to me.

[@Brickfall]

I'm no fan of United, but I think they've managed to seriously strike gold with Amorim, even if by total accident. He comes off as shockingly grounded and competent in every press conference I've seen, and on the pitch he seems willing to experiment and attempt to make the most of everything he's got while still being sufficiently cutthroat. I hope for his sake, United's sake, and the sake of the now floundering Sporting that United commits to Amorim and gives him the resources to realize his long term vision for the club.

[@reinrassigerStuhl]

They generally seem to be pretty patient with any manager the last couple of years, I think they'll give him time no matter the outcome

[@IonicThree]

You see, I thought the same thing for ETH but we all saw how that turned out.

[@paulie-g]

Vitor Pereira has had more impact at Wolves than Amorim has at ManU. Food for thought.

[@IHamilton9320]

Rodent problem in the stadium? I thought they named one captain where’s the issue here (Coming from a bitter struggling City fan)

[@kockorzo]

Come on, that's just a childish remark to make!

[@IHamilton9320]

Alriiiight as much as I dislike Bruno Fernandes for always showing up against my club nobody should be called vermin. Too far. Retracted 🫥

[@DR3ADER1]

Well, they ARE owned by a man whose surname begins with "Rat". So nominative determinism strikes again.

[@MrAkabane1]

People looked at his track record and thought Radcliffe was gonna be a competent owner hahahahahahahahaha

[@paulie-g]

I mean, a chemical plant owner who chooses not to pay any tax, that clearly promises Tory-level competence

[@AngryAnt0]

I still haven't forgiven Manchester United for selling me an out of date chocolate bar in the 90s (sounds like a joke but honestly wasn't). So hearing how their stadium is falling apart and finding mice in the food areas, honestly, it fits in my head cannon.

[@Endrick-real]

Bro your channel dope asf

[@HonestTom1892]

Are the mice humble?

[@NxstyCapone]

bro cooked united

[@k1llz0ne64]

I think they just found Bruno and confused him for a rat

[@jekanyika]

They say they need to build a new stadium because Old Trafford is old, but they should have just maintained it better. There are plenty of old stadiums that are in much better condition.

[@99dndd]

The roof leaking was 1st reported in 2012 and the mice go back even further than that.

[@paulie-g]

Mice have dreams too, they have every right to come just like any other fan. I also bet they're local, rather than from the Sarff

[@tombardsley3081]

As someone that had to grow up in an era where every other person I knew was a Man United fan (despite not growing up in Manchester) and the amount of arrogance they had because of the constant winning, this last 11 years has been glorious and it’s been coming with how many poor decisions the club has made since Sir Alex retired.

[@IIZCHAOS]

Glazers have alot to anwser for.

[@indianastones6032]

Mice? Is that on? Or off the pitch?

[@williamskinner7065]

Losing to Wolves on boxing day with our "captain" getting sent off is actually disgusting. Clear the locker room out now

[@jonathansantacruz1754]

1st to a fresh Zealandism GOATED

[@Remianen]

Z, you know that there are *_universities_* in the US that would be mortified if their facilities were this badly maintained.

[@georgehenan853]

Well that makes sense considering most college sports teams in the us have better facilities and infrastructure than their pro equivalents.

[@ghostjacker]

Jim Radcliffe reminds me of Gordon Gecko in Wall Street. Greed is good vibe.

[@Spinna01]

Guess you can call it the Antony effect

[@tvdg93]

Is there a better metaphor for United than it leaking from the top

[@JoeMercersWay]

Stadium hasn't even lasted 30 years.

[@Ruok]

The thing is, Glazers are STILL the owners.

[@ThaGamingMisfit]

Can't have hi-tech at a place called Old Trafford, can we?

[@creekboi7]

Im from the era where Henry and France were on the cover of fifa.

[@ninjalectualx]

Zealand -> New Zealand Old Trafford-> New Trafford

[@mayagowi]

O P T I C S

[@RetroGaming-tj3zh]

Creepy background shadows going on for the first minute or so of that vid lol

[@OoOd4v3OoO]

They are really emphasizing the old in old trafford

[@alchemysticwitch]

I was ill for 2 months cos of a single mouse in my house for a week. If i visited Old Trafford, I would actually die

[@MrGorobu]

We need a clinical finisher and competent left wing back, along with obvious sales. If we want a winning culture, we need to start winning.

[@barelyamused966]

No mice .... Just bruno

[@DaddioT]

The Etihad is being extended, Old Trafford is a mess, looks like it will be Man Utd problem to fix

[@Setsunaii]

National stadium in the north? Say idk… Saint James Park? One of if not the best stadium for bars and transport on its general area? 52,500 seats? No?

[@andrewsutherland7913]

This is a Glazer issue. Old Trafford has been falling apart for a while now. Newcastle's St James's Park was the same under Ashley. The owners do the absolute minimum of maintenance and run the asset into the ground.

[@krisr3868]

With INEOS failure at running a cycling team, a sport with budgets much lower than football, how would they do it at Manchester United? It's true that the cycling team had a bunch of bad luck (Froome's de-facto career ending crash, Bernal's crash in training, Nicolas Portal's death), but their transfers have been bad and their refusal to create a development team until now has led to a bunch of young riders who weren't World Tour ready being signed (AJ August, Michael Leonard, Theodor Storm) for the first team. David Brailsford, a cycling man through and through, was promoted from leading the cycling team to be director of sports at Ineos (not sure what he's actually achieved in that position), which left a void that's yet to be properly filled. Combine that with the emergence of Pogacar (on the UAE team), Vingegaard (because Visma-LAB are better at scouting) and Evenepoel (QuickStep is one of the "local" teams for him that he grew up following) and their insistence on Grand Tours and you have a recipe for disaster. INEOS aren't good at running sports teams.

[@JollofJay]

Didn’t Ronaldo say they hadn’t made upgrades to the facilities since he first played there

[@pranavaggarwal6402]

Jim RATcliffe

[@TheKingOfEmeralds]

Old trashford

[@lordpelagius5078]

The utd is cooking to utd is cooked cycle comes around faster and faster

[@jack-x9m]

so funny coz its true

[@CoL_Drake]

even in their prime manchester never felt as big as real to me

[@seanregan5375]

I understand that its a savvy business move. But kindly shove it... im so happy to hear someone call out the stranglehold on tax dollars in american sports and calling bs on ratcliffe

[@isabela3010]

it's really sad and truly unbelievable. hopefully, it'll get worse.

[@jekanyika]

lol

[@FieldMedic4077]

Give the mice a chance. Maybe they'll play better than what Man United has now

[@herrerasauro7429]

"This doesn't happen in lower league football" *Vasco da Gama sweating* -Yeah, imagine having rats on you stadium. (But I can't say much, once my club, Botafogo, didn't have training material for the senior squad. The player had to buy to train, lol)

[@bobkatfan2013]

You know it’s bad when you buy Antony for 95, but not Kudus for 30

[@annie420xx]

i was about 12/13 when moyes was hired, knew he was mid even as a child but how on earth they're WORSE than that moyes season now idek, its an achievement to be average for a generation's entire young adulthood

[@dinogabric8054]

sadness all around :(

[@TheBusbyBabes]

all these problems have one name on them and its glazer. the damage these people have done to the club for almost two decades now will also take decades to reverse, and they are still there...

[@athosgomesfonseca]

Tell me again how Mourinho was the problem? P.S. I ain’t even a Mou guy, fuck him, but United? Ha! Yes, some of the past managers were not ideal for a club who wants to be at the top but the problem has never been managerial, it’s ALWAYS been institutional. Fergie was just a great dictator who kept everyone in line by being old school hardline with glee.

[@j.s3300]

Mourinho tanked everywhere since 2016…near decade

[@tombardsley3081]

@@j.s3300won a trophy with Roma but ok

[@reececonnolly4343]

My club seems to reach new levels of low, year after year.

[@brianp3570]

The last comment of the video is so funny lol imagine city fans buying up the tickets and booing in powder blue when united plays its home games 😂

[@jypsumfantastic]

Utd fans have been complaining about the stadium for years now. If you watch the fan channels, the ones where they interview fans outside after the game, its been a point of contention for a long time. And the owners just ignored them. Its gone past the point of refurbishment. They need to build a new one

[@heyday1233]

It's nice of Ineos to let Bruno's family stay at the stadium for the holidays

[@Lavassin]

Zealand im gonna kiss you on the lips

[@janthomassen9577]

Every dynasty falls. The only unique thing here is that it/has happened twice in the same city. Oh, nevermind. ;)

[@llRoBoBinHoll]

Is Man U popular in the USA because they have ‘United’ in their name?😂

[@andrew-x8p]

well yeah the king of them is running around with the captains armband on, its only logical more would show up

[@DracoVP]

only person i’ve ever heard say they’re sad manchester city is doing bad earnestly

[@enlightenthyself]

Why did they sell our beloved club to demons 😢

[@fulviovicentini]

Man Utd is shutting up all those who praised him

[@nathanb286]

Being below a 5 star on the food hygeine rating is already pretty bad. Going from a 4 star to a 2 star is even worse. How are their playing staff, their catering staff and their maintenance staff (waterfall) all bad

[@tgreen4392]

Zealand day 1 of asking what team you supported when you got into football ( Merry Christmas)

[@matthewhardwick8208]

I think the funniest thing is watching clubs spending several hundreds of millions and even billions and still fail. Like PSG and their never ending goal of winning the Champions League. When they're sitting in relegation from the competition. That's just hilarious 🤣

[@hectorlagos8937]

it's infested with bad players too 😂

[@FixTheLanes]

The mice infestation you're taking about is the players scurrying around in the pitch with no heart or desire. Not actual rodents