Our Fans Worst Confessions Yet | Chuckle Sandwich

[@TheRealSerpentMan]

Don’t worry Ted, I love your mustache like a mother loves her middle child

[@NikitaInShambles]

[@hypocriticalgrammarnazi]

It looks like a poorly paved dirt road

[@caris_matlc]

damn

[@aekayten]

A lot!! 🫣

[@abbypotato8165]

As a middle child, the mustache is happy that it’s even being acknowledged

[@Kingscorcher12]

Ted and tucker should grow facial hair exactly like shlatts, like he can't do anything, and he'll just get more pissed Every episode

[@scattagain]

mental torment

[@nath_raps]

they cant.

[@armaanshahzad2939]

He'll just leave.

[@afeathereddinosaur]

They don't have the Schgenes. They'd need to use progressively more developed fake moustaches

[@_pooo]

YES

[@noorsameh9506]

Tucker just randomly opening the weather forecast is so Tucker core

[@bigguy6115]

Blue collar core

[@bear0629]

Such a dad/blue collar thing

[@SIR_Glitch]

Tuckcore

[@d3wdr0ps]

I love how in the current format of their videos, they look like they could all feasibly be in one really long room. Just the way Ted's room look like it's the left side of the room, Schlatt's the middle and Tucker's the right side

[@M..J..]

A true chuckle sandwich

[@moonwhooper]

​@@M..J..say that again

[@Walter-Dodds]

Holy shit! The conspiracy thickens

[@swsps9688]

Tucker starts talking at 1:13

[@Hanks-pd1ge]

god bless

[@mathelgar]

love you

[@lingsjo]

Thank you for your hard work

[@MrMaster1112]

I salute you soldier

[@TheJakeaboo]

The hottest comment

[@theofficialkevinhartyoutube]

Balls in hand, chuckling away, great way to spend a night with the family!

[@DistantSolarSytsem]

i admire the effort you put into this comment.

[@SpeedwalkingToHell]

Real

[@4Four_Studios]

Kevin?! WTF are you doing here?

[@Leo-j2p4m]

…

[@awkwardalaska418]

heal me slug milk. if you can hear me slug milk i'm asking for a miracle. slug milk please save me

[@Arabmarxistt]

reminds me of that guy praying for trump to save him while the police is breaking his car window

[@awkwardalaska418]

@@Arabmarxistt it’s actually about salt and vinegar chips lmfaooooo

[@cinnamuaroll]

@@ArabmarxisttHAHAHA

[@destino1984]

​@@ArabmarxisttWhat about the lady shitting herself?

[@Arabmarxistt]

@@destino1984 wait what lady ?

[@alicejade4060]

The mustache is giving 'I'm in the navy and this is the only facial hair I'm allowed to grow'

[@MorkeSD]

btw, 23:02 - Causing Asthma Attacks this is actually a crime.

[@masonburns7733]

yea that dude’s insane

[@demetriam2408]

The other ones I see being crimes of passion, just kid things, but that one? Just straight up trying to kill people, multiple times

[@garbo2232]

Dude was also creating fire hazards. Imagine lighting a candle near the can and causing a fire because your sadistic friend basically booby trapped your house.

[@TaniaNouri]

if that story was true and not just made up, that guy needs to arrested

[@thecalicodragon4103]

Legit criminal activity

[@FaithWilson-ru4wu]

36:00 Okay so the reason for the mints during the test is because some test in the early 2000s said that the smell of peppermint increases test scores by about 10% nationwide. We got these mints or peppermint gum for every state test.

[@sarahmellinger3335]

constant small sugar doses also boost your brain cause of easy calories

[@gustavmahler1860]

@@sarahmellinger3335 99% of gum is sugar free

[@gabrieldinix]

Confessions by evilness: 4- pop rocks girl: it’s just kinda sad. She said “everybody wins”, but I think no one won. She just put something acidic in a highly sensitive area, and used it to fuel an addiction which also isn’t good for her. But all in all, things could have gone more wrong 3- the wart witch: she did something disgusting to someone she hates. Could’ve made the person sick, that’s about it. She knew she was in the wrong 2- the slug milk: poisoned a FRIEND, once. For no reason. With risk of potentially paralyzing that person. But they were a child so they’re just stupid 1- the aerosol sociopath: that’s just evil for real. For no reason, endangering MULTIPLE FRIENDS. Knowing they caused complications and just joking about it. People can die from asthma attacks, it’s sadistic to think of doing that as just “a lil prank” while fully being aware that it caused issues with people

[@haha20121000]

Sounds like something someone with asthma would complain about

[@MonnaMonkey320]

pussy

[@gabrieldinix]

@@haha20121000 perhaps

[@kingkarlito]

@@haha20121000 more like something someone who hasn't handled an aerosol can in years, it doesn't even make sense with how they function.

[@divineyetinpain]

Gonna start a band called “The Pop-rock Pussies”

[@livys.labyrinth]

all the background sounds need to be someone beatboxing with poprocks in their mouth 😭

[@duck-ew5zs]

Do it, I want to be .01% top listener of Pop-rock Pussies on Spotify

[@gutbucket6184]

Riot grrrl band

[@cinammongrl111]

I'll admit I did chuckle this episode

[@sultthegreat4509]

Did you sandwich though?

[@DannyMoreland-mr7yx]

You disgust me

[@bueb8674]

Most importantly, did you chuckle _into_ your sandwich?

[@souljaboy.6668]

@@bueb8674 i just blew a fat chuckle all over my samwitch

[@kudr_]

⁠blew a fat chuckle load

[@Hanks-pd1ge]

I absolutely love how Ted looks like a cool dad from the 70s

[@FrostyBluBerry]

by Cool Dad from the 70’s do you mean 70’s Child PDF

[@aurelien5747]

@@FrostyBluBerryhe should’ve gotten the orangey tinted glasses and he would’ve been perfect for Halloween

[@SpeedwalkingToHell]

70s pornstache

[@MrSimpleton]

So this was it, the last Chuckle Sandwich Chronologically... crazy.

[@soupforfree]

and one of my favorites tbh

[@mr.furious6814]

There better be a Chuckle Dungeon 3.0 with Charles and Tucker as a new player. Chuckle Dungeon 3.0 or we will all build a "contraption" for Schlart

[@moss.kurtis]

⬆️

[@geminihemoglobin9828]

You might want to sit down…

[@higoodbye7545]

35:11 Tucker saying how as a kid the MCAS was nicknamed the Massachuessets Child Abuse System by kids, reminded me of how here in Ontario, we have the EQAO tests in grades 3,6 and 9, and we call it Evil Quesions Attacking Ontario lmfao

[@3va_exists]

here we go again

[@Zionswasd]

ah shit,

[@hypocriticalgrammarnazi]

Mama Mia

[@chimichangadestroyer7708]

Broken wheel.

[@4Four_Studios]

The profile picture of the cat getting war flashbacks is what sells this comment for me.

[@avidnoceur]

pfp checks out

[@KingCutCorn]

Ted got that Ned Flanders goin on

[@pixie9499]

schlatt said “regents exams” & i had _violent_ flashbacks to scheduling conflicts, scan-tron sheets & stacks of #2 pencils.

[@probablyothello3980]

Im close with slug milk girl (hanging out with her watching this, she's great) and i can promise she almost never feeds me strange brews and potions.

[@ozwilliamTLDR]

Would you recommend the slug milk? (from first hand experience)

[@gdfauxtrot]

…almost?

[@artwithlaur]

That's what she wants you to think

[@darkflightdreamer1698]

Apander starts talking at 1:46

[@SectionDan]

Appreciated

[@Himothy44-i5d]

I once gave someone wrong answers on a test resulting in him failing the class and having to be held back. I saw him again in highschool where him and I took the same math class, to which I tried to make him fail again. It worked.

[@Ferrooot]

christ

[@loveyourmuse]

that's evil you ruining bros life

[@moonimoosh5914]

Hey he should have found his own answers not gotten them off you that's not ur problem

[@demonicrgc]

SHAME ON HIM FR FR

[@Skippercarlos5]

@@loveyourmuse - na bro was teaching him to do his own work

[@asmodahlia]

"Pointlessly Gendered Pop Rocks" sounds like a great band name

[@ScottCalvinsClause]

Not as much as "Pop Rock Pussy"

[@zairan4296]

With the whole personified animals thing, Mickey Mouse has been a thing for over 100 years. Egyptians see gods as animals. It’s not a new thing.

[@haha20121000]

Thank god I'm not the only one that thought of this

[@tyranthet-rex8198]

Yes, thank you. Also, Looney Tunes back in the 30s

[@elijames9034]

Schlatt cries at 1:09:55

[@breadboy3437]

His classic move

[@RAIDENM4N]

The Slug milk confession reminds me of that story where a teenager ate a live slug while hanging out with his friend, and then contracted Rat Lungworm Disease from the slug he ate. He then suffered paralysis for over a year in a hospital bed, and finally passed away. The friend who let him eat the slug profusely apologized to him and stayed by him while he was paralyzed.

[@pixie9499]

didn’t they mention that? 😂

[@RAIDENM4N]

@@pixie9499 Damn me, you're right. Schlatt mentioned that and I didn't pay attention. Augh. Edit: They even referenced the same article I did! Aw man, my comment is so redundant. 😞

[@godassasin8097]

at least she boiled em ig

[@lonealien3011]

I think Brew kinda has that video up on his channel

[@cam.garbagecan]

put my depressive episode on hold to watch this

[@Jest3rr_69]

55:00 Therianthropy has been around for years, its a spiritual thing. Lycanthropy is where they think theyre physically an animal.

[@Asydes]

finally someone, thank you !! pretty sure they just went assuming it was furries

[@dinotheraptor]

ty for clarification 😭 ik people find it cringe which is totally valid but it's mostly a spiritual thing that I think should be respected. Even if ppl think it's weird.

[@jamesmccomb9525]

If it walks like a duck...

[@chandlereaves6573]

Sounds creepy

[@Asydes]

@@jamesmccomb9525 geese and ducks look similar but there's some key differences lol

[@ang3lics962]

best thing to watch after my 4 hour shift at spirit halloween

[@chandlereaves6573]

Was it a fun 4 hour shift at spirit halloween?

[@ang3lics962]

@ not exactly

[@Bleb_It]

37:15 “It’s only gaslighting until it’s unlocked”

[@Goober7089]

Being involved in the events of October 23, 2025 will be my biggest confession

[@oraakkeli]

Putting down an alarm for 28. October 2025

[@cheistoan5810]

​@@oraakkelibro job had one

[@oraakkeli]

@@cheistoan5810 putting down another alarm for 23rd. October 2025

[@notforresale1]

was it not October 25th?

[@cheistoan5810]

@@oraakkeli fortnite

[@zeugmaflowers]

Love this Chuckle Week episode, but why does it cut between them? They're sitting at the same booth. Unless, this isn't the Chuckle Week we've been promised?

[@chandlereaves6573]

Don’t question the sandwich

[@lydsandrade]

schlatt fake crying at the end of the episode makes so much more sense now

[@garlicgoob]

just watched this episode in 10x speed 3/10! thanks guys

[@morgan5754]

dedicated chuckler here, i remember saving the date on my calendar when i saw the announcement of the first podcast episode release. miss u slimecicle 🙏

[@rupalireddy5053]

Slug milk and wart cookies the most sane chucklers I fear 💀

[@oraakkeli]

oh boy. I've been longing for a chuckle all week.

[@zinnamon9683]

the clarification of what poppers was more needed than i wouldve expected

[@Huntist7]

48:01 tucker pointing this out made me chuckle pretty good

[@crow_of_judgment]

Less than a year left Ted. Better tie up any loose ends before... well...

[@caitlinjean9063]

I feel like Ted's mustache is fine!! As long as he's not within 1000 ft of a school

[@starfall9461]

coming back after the announcement and knowing it’s the last speak pipe episode because the pod is ending not bc they actually hate it that much

[@TPK_MAKG]

Can't wait for Chuckle Week! I hope there are no slimy goopers around!

[@crisninja007]

I thought we'd finally have another whole episode without big guy breaking down into tears but then I got to the very end lmao

[@cillianneedssleep6369]

i've been listening for the last year, you guys have helped me through tons, so thank you. Best podcast on the internet

[@ByisleidyValente]

these confessions were perfect for the spookie season

[@vhills6689]

Cracking open a cold one for a new chuckle sandwich at the end of a long work day, the American dream right here boys

[@breezypossum5035]

dedicated chucker here, been watching since before they changed Charlie Slimecicle's name to tucker. still handsome as ever.

[@breezypossum5035]

wow this aged poorly, 6 days late and 3 hours before the last episode aired.

[@DaddySolutions]

That mustache makes Ted look like a state trooper who will deny that he's racist but lowkey pulls over every Trackhawk, SRT, and Scatpack he sees😭

[@neutralmilkfinn]

Thank god it's finally Chuckle Week!

[@DeaconClark-gq8vm]

Tucker has completely forgot about Aesops Fables. Personified animals has been a thing since storytelling has become a thing.

[@kodiweeks5656]

a little stache never hurt anyone ted. don’t let them get to you ❤️

[@LessTh3nThree]

@36:40 tucker finally hit teds breaking point 🤣🤣

[@meowmeow6013]

thaknk yiu chucmkle..... im ready to samich....

[@manny72512]

So is this chronologically the last chuckle sandwich episode recorded? If so, good chuckling with yall 🫡

[@zog6940]

Ted feeling so strongly about his peach fuzz mustache is hilarious

[@mushroomy9899]

hey that’s like, at least coconut hair

[@aj_5206]

Can confidently say I’m a dedicated chuckler ✊ here since day one

[@browk2512]

I'm convinced they're adding more and more ads each episode until eventually everyone stops watching

[@skoovee]

use sponserblock?

[@altcut02]

Dude....

[@schtew.]

24:00 this might be wilbur soot

[@jonathanschmechel7452]

I thought the nibbler got kicked off the internet

[@bagelbanana1089]

I'm sorry Tucker, but humans have been using anthropomorphised animals in culture and mythology for thousands of years, though they have definitely gotten more humanlike recently.

[@notkornel]

Sad to see speakpipe die. Like a brother i never had.

[@spicy_green_tea]

Tucker also checking the winds is so real. I do the exact same thing. Cause am I in America? No but I sure as hell wanna see what’s up weather wise.

[@myabanner4468]

I unironically love his mustache 😭

[@Lumintary]

FRRR

[@The64Comet]

Slugs carry Rat Lungworms which, if consumed, eat your brain! 🎉

[@darkflightdreamer1698]

[@crow_of_judgment]

Sounds like good protein to me

[@The64Comet]

@crow_of_judgment is what the worm would say

[@tylerhawken6434]

The speak pipe thing was my favorite part of any podcast ever.

[@heathbennettbmazda]

Watching this after seeing the title of the first chucks week is depressing.

[@catp1ss987]

ive watched pretty much every episode since the first one as they came out and man i want that time back.

[@sabrinaiguess9956]

I see why it’s the last speakpipe episode now that the news has broken

[@ManOfCulture38]

Oh boy I sure do love a good episode of the schluckle smandwich podcast with the boys

[@SpeedwalkingToHell]

the mustache is a fashion choice of sorts

[@maria_orsomething]

I have a feeling chuckle sandwich is coming to an end soon,bet you there wont be another chuckle week next year

[@lizardBoi]

Ted is turning into Schlatt and Schlatt is turing into Ted

[@3llamoon]

Thank you for posting this, genuinely, I was at a party for Halloween last night and plopped down on a couch to enjoy yet another CS video😭 love y’all

[@Craftyskills17]

1:09:55 foreshadowing

[@chadbussy1455]

The truth was in front of us the whole time

[@RavingRoid]

The mustache is giving “I’m trying to look like my age to not get carded at the bar”

[@lemmehxthat]

Warts on yours hands are actually a symptom of male HPV. That's a gosh dang STD family

[@juiced.rat23]

😨

[@n30n_futur37]

It feels like every other sentence of the Pop Rocks segment caused me psychic damage, holy shit. I sat in silent shock for so long I listened to the sponsored segment after that one, holy fuck what the hell.

[@jaidonxc]

The amount of ads these podcasts have is ridiculous

[@ethanandersonrings4755]

Talking about the soft mints during the MCAS really brought me back to elementary school. In NH (where I grew up) we had STAR testing, and we got those too. That was a wild memory trip.

[@PagiNANI]

Aw man, I hope the boys enjoyed listening to my shitting under the trampoline story, even if they didn't include it. I did indeed chuckle at this episode nevertheless

[@Struzzzmann]

We need a hour long compilation legacy video of all the best/funniest speak talks.

[@peems1720]

the pop rocks story really wrapped up the speakpipe episodes with a nice little bow

[@livys.labyrinth]

happy to help 🥰

[@peems1720]

@ you are my hero

[@sps_au2000]

YO chuckle week is coming back!

[@thomasislucid]

ted everyday looking more and more like kurtis conner

[@ThePupSquad]

19:19 as someone who used to smoke and occasionally bum cigarettes, ted absolutely made that man’s entire week

[@ernyoung8357]

Hey whats up guys, classic chuckler here, been here since episode 1. This podcast is great and chill and I've been watching for so long now, but I need to come clean. I do not like the new thumbnails (episode 124 and onwards). In fact, I find myself staring at them and intentionally avoiding clicking on them when they're in my feed. I get that the point is to grab the attention of potential new viewers to make them curious, but what about us oldheads? I'm not here to see Schlatt soyjak at slug milk, I'm here because I just like listening to you guys chat about nothing in particular. Maybe I'm being to pretentious and I'll totally own that, but man... i genuinely feel like I'm being talked down to with these thumbnails. Like I'm a moron for staying subscribed and being tempted by these clickbaiting, ai-generated thumbnails. Please please PLEASE consider switching back to the old thumbnail template with the episode numbers in the corner and without any ai-generated image slop...

[@rozyritzy63]

i love your mustache Ted

[@thewisemanpaulheyman2]

Schlutt is obviously sexually attracted to shadow the hedgehog

[@ShadowTheHedgehog003]

he's what.

[@thewisemanpaulheyman2]

@@ShadowTheHedgehog003 chat it’s real shadow the hedgehog

[@CaptainIceMuncher]

This is true

[@jaiwilki]

i don’t think i’d ever laughed harder at chuckle sand which. the moldy bed segment with schlatt had me almost crying literally

[@sticksnstones1813]

Imagine my shock when I realized I knew the person irl in the second story holy shit

[@livys.labyrinth]

😭😭

[@Pbairsoftman]

What’s her number

[@Koala6492]

@@Pbairsoftman BROTHER? WHAT?😭

[@Zung465]

The “eating ass” guy is the goat. Maybe the second funny speakpipe submission ever.

[@Its_meolivia]

THEY UPLOADED!!!

[@duck-ew5zs]

Ted's sponsor read game is actually on point recently. That Acorn ad was flawless. Maybe it's that gross fucked-up mustache that gave him powers.

[@jasmineaponte9222]

14:10 i’m dedicated. been here since day 1

[@frostytoast378]

day 1’s unite

[@nickmaniatis9626]

I am one of the OG viewers who filtered out and in and im coming back in for a third time after learning that the podcast is ending.

[@viperhypnotic]

The LPS WWII recreation confession is actually so fucking funny omg 😭😭😭😭 second place for me so far is Miss Pop Rocks Coochie tho

[@lilykiefer92]

that was me, currently seeking an autism diagnosis 🙏

[@viperhypnotic]

@ bitch you’re hilarious I hope you’re doing amazing 🫶

[@viperhypnotic]

@@lilykiefer92 you’re hilarious I hope you’re doing amazing 🫶🫶

[@buttersticks7877]

​@@lilykiefer92 hello my love

[@charleston8611]

Hey Tucker, personified animals started as early as like the 1930's. Betty Boop was originally a French poodle, but even as she transitioned into a human, her boyfriend, Bimbo, was still a dog. That and even Disney personified animals very early on in the 1900's so it's not just our generation. Fun fact the first furry convention was in 1989.

[@AshleyHere_]

Don’t understand why Ted took his clothes off but good episode!

[@Jackson-kr6bz]

I love listening to y’all’s podcast only if I’m driving longer than an hour at a time