Our Fans Worst Confessions Yet | Chuckle Sandwich

[@Kingscorcher12]

Ted and tucker should grow facial hair exactly like shlatts, like he can't do anything, and he'll just get more pissed Every episode

[@scattagain]

mental torment

[@nath_raps]

they cant.

[@armaanshahzad2939]

He'll just leave.

[@afeathereddinosaur]

They don't have the Schgenes. They'd need to use progressively more developed fake moustaches

[@_pooo]

YES

[@TheRealSerpentMan]

Don’t worry Ted, I love your mustache like a mother loves her middle child

[@NikitaInShambles]

[@hypocriticalgrammarnazi]

It looks like a poorly paved dirt road

[@caris_matlc]

damn

[@aekayten]

A lot!! 🫣

[@abbypotato8165]

As a middle child, the mustache is happy that it’s even being acknowledged

[@noorsameh9506]

Tucker just randomly opening the weather forecast is so Tucker core

[@bigguy6115]

Blue collar core

[@bear0629]

Such a dad/blue collar thing

[@d3wdr0ps]

I love how in the current format of their videos, they look like they could all feasibly be in one really long room. Just the way Ted's room look like it's the left side of the room, Schlatt's the middle and Tucker's the right side

[@M..J..]

A true chuckle sandwich

[@moonwhooper]

​@@M..J..say that again

[@theofficialkevinhartyoutube]

Balls in hand, chuckling away, great way to spend a night with the family!

[@DistantSolarSytsem]

i admire the effort you put into this comment.

[@SpeedwalkingToHell]

Real

[@4Four_Studios]

Kevin?! WTF are you doing here?

[@swsps9688]

Tucker starts talking at 1:13

[@Hanks-pd1ge]

god bless

[@mathelgar]

love you

[@lingsjo]

Thank you for your hard work

[@MrMaster1112]

I salute you soldier

[@TheJakeaboo]

The hottest comment

[@awkwardalaska418]

heal me slug milk. if you can hear me slug milk i'm asking for a miracle. slug milk please save me

[@Arabmarxistt]

reminds me of that guy praying for trump to save him while the police is breaking his car window

[@awkwardalaska418]

@@Arabmarxistt it’s actually about salt and vinegar chips lmfaooooo

[@cinnamuaroll]

@@ArabmarxisttHAHAHA

[@destino1984]

​@@ArabmarxisttWhat about the lady shitting herself?

[@Arabmarxistt]

@@destino1984 wait what lady ?

[@alicejade4060]

The mustache is giving 'I'm in the navy and this is the only facial hair I'm allowed to grow'

[@cinammongrl111]

I'll admit I did chuckle this episode

[@sultthegreat4509]

Did you sandwich though?

[@DannyMoreland-mr7yx]

You disgust me

[@bueb8674]

Most importantly, did you chuckle _into_ your sandwich?

[@souljaboy.6668]

@@bueb8674 i just blew a fat chuckle all over my samwitch

[@kudr_]

⁠blew a fat chuckle load

[@LEGENDGAMES-SD]

btw, 23:02 - Causing Asthma Attacks this is actually a crime.

[@masonburns7733]

yea that dude’s insane

[@demetriam2408]

The other ones I see being crimes of passion, just kid things, but that one? Just straight up trying to kill people, multiple times

[@garbo2232]

Dude was also creating fire hazards. Imagine lighting a candle near the can and causing a fire because your sadistic friend basically booby trapped your house.

[@TaniaNouri]

if that story was true and not just made up, that guy needs to arrested

[@thecalicodragon4103]

Legit criminal activity

[@FaithWilson-ru4wu]

36:00 Okay so the reason for the mints during the test is because some test in the early 2000s said that the smell of peppermint increases test scores by about 10% nationwide. We got these mints or peppermint gum for every state test.

[@sarahmellinger3335]

constant small sugar doses also boost your brain cause of easy calories

[@gustavmahler1860]

@@sarahmellinger3335 99% of gum is sugar free

[@divineyetinpain]

Gonna start a band called “The Pop-rock Pussies”

[@livys.labyrinth]

all the background sounds need to be someone beatboxing with poprocks in their mouth 😭

[@duck-ew5zs]

Do it, I want to be .01% top listener of Pop-rock Pussies on Spotify

[@gabrieldinix]

Confessions by evilness: 4- pop rocks girl: it’s just kinda sad. She said “everybody wins”, but I think no one won. She just put something acidic in a highly sensitive area, and used it to fuel an addiction which also isn’t good for her. But all in all, things could have gone more wrong 3- the wart witch: she did something disgusting to someone she hates. Could’ve made the person sick, that’s about it. She knew she was in the wrong 2- the slug milk: poisoned a FRIEND, once. For no reason. With risk of potentially paralyzing that person. But they were a child so they’re just stupid 1- the aerosol sociopath: that’s just evil for real. For no reason, endangering MULTIPLE FRIENDS. Knowing they caused complications and just joking about it. People can die from asthma attacks, it’s sadistic to think of doing that as just “a lil prank” while fully being aware that it caused issues with people

[@haha20121000]

Sounds like something someone with asthma would complain about

[@MonnaMonkey320]

pussy

[@gabrieldinix]

@@haha20121000 perhaps

[@Hanks-pd1ge]

I absolutely love how Ted looks like a cool dad from the 70s

[@FrostyBluBerry]

by Cool Dad from the 70’s do you mean 70’s Child PDF

[@aurelien5747]

@@FrostyBluBerryhe should’ve gotten the orangey tinted glasses and he would’ve been perfect for Halloween

[@SpeedwalkingToHell]

70s pornstache

[@higoodbye7545]

35:11 Tucker saying how as a kid the MCAS was nicknamed the Massachuessets Child Abuse System by kids, reminded me of how here in Ontario, we have the EQAO tests in grades 3,6 and 9, and we call it Evil Quesions Attacking Ontario lmfao

[@mr.furious6814]

There better be a Chuckle Dungeon 3.0 with Charles and Tucker as a new player. Chuckle Dungeon 3.0 or we will all build a "contraption" for Schlart

[@moss.kurtis]

⬆️

[@pixie9499]

schlatt said “regents exams” & i had _violent_ flashbacks to scheduling conflicts, scan-tron sheets & stacks of #2 pencils.

[@3va_exists]

here we go again

[@Zionswasd]

ah shit,

[@hypocriticalgrammarnazi]

Mama Mia

[@chimichangadestroyer7708]

Broken wheel.

[@4Four_Studios]

The profile picture of the cat getting war flashbacks is what sells this comment for me.

[@KingCutCorn]

Ted got that Ned Flanders goin on

[@darkflightdreamer1698]

Apander starts talking at 1:46

[@SectionDan]

Appreciated

[@asmodahlia]

"Pointlessly Gendered Pop Rocks" sounds like a great band name

[@cam.garbagecan]

put my depressive episode on hold to watch this

[@probablyothello3980]

Im close with slug milk girl (hanging out with her watching this, she's great) and i can promise she almost never feeds me strange brews and potions.

[@ozwilliam4987]

Would you recommend the slug milk? (from first hand experience)

[@gdfauxtrot]

…almost?

[@Himothy44-i5d]

I once gave someone wrong answers on a test resulting in him failing the class and having to be held back. I saw him again in highschool where him and I took the same math class, to which I tried to make him fail again. It worked.

[@Ferrooot]

christ

[@loveyourmuse]

that's evil you ruining bros life

[@moonimoosh5914]

Hey he should have found his own answers not gotten them off you that's not ur problem

[@demonicrgc]

SHAME ON HIM FR FR

[@Skippercarlos5]

@@loveyourmuse - na bro was teaching him to do his own work

[@zairan4296]

With the whole personified animals thing, Mickey Mouse has been a thing for over 100 years. Egyptians see gods as animals. It’s not a new thing.

[@haha20121000]

Thank god I'm not the only one that thought of this

[@elijames9034]

Schlatt cries at 1:09:55

[@breadboy3437]

His classic move

[@ang3lics962]

best thing to watch after my 4 hour shift at spirit halloween

[@chandlereaves6573]

Was it a fun 4 hour shift at spirit halloween?

[@ang3lics962]

@ not exactly

[@Jest3rr_69]

55:00 Therianthropy has been around for years, its a spiritual thing. Lycanthropy is where they think theyre physically an animal.

[@Asydes]

finally someone, thank you !! pretty sure they just went assuming it was furries

[@dinotheraptor]

ty for clarification 😭 ik people find it cringe which is totally valid but it's mostly a spiritual thing that I think should be respected. Even if ppl think it's weird.

[@jamesmccomb9525]

If it walks like a duck...

[@chandlereaves6573]

Sounds creepy

[@Asydes]

@@jamesmccomb9525 geese and ducks look similar but there's some key differences lol

[@RAIDENM4N]

The Slug milk confession reminds me of that story where a teenager ate a live slug while hanging out with his friend, and then contracted Rat Lungworm Disease from the slug he ate. He then suffered paralysis for over a year in a hospital bed, and finally passed away. The friend who let him eat the slug profusely apologized to him and stayed by him while he was paralyzed.

[@pixie9499]

didn’t they mention that? 😂

[@RAIDENM4N]

@@pixie9499 Damn me, you're right. Schlatt mentioned that and I didn't pay attention. Augh. Edit: They even referenced the same article I did! Aw man, my comment is so redundant. 😞

[@godassasin8097]

at least she boiled em ig

[@lonealien3011]

I think Brew kinda has that video up on his channel

[@garlicgoob]

just watched this episode in 10x speed 3/10! thanks guys

[@Bleb_It]

37:15 “It’s only gaslighting until it’s unlocked”

[@Huntist7]

48:01 tucker pointing this out made me chuckle pretty good

[@zinnamon9683]

the clarification of what poppers was more needed than i wouldve expected

[@Goober7089]

Being involved in the events of October 23, 2025 will be my biggest confession

[@oraakkeli]

Putting down an alarm for 28. October 2025

[@cheistoan5810]

​@@oraakkelibro job had one

[@oraakkeli]

@@cheistoan5810 putting down another alarm for 23rd. October 2025

[@notforresale1]

was it not October 25th?

[@cheistoan5810]

@@oraakkeli fortnite

[@rupalireddy5053]

Slug milk and wart cookies the most sane chucklers I fear 💀

[@oraakkeli]

oh boy. I've been longing for a chuckle all week.

[@crow_of_judgment]

Less than a year left Ted. Better tie up any loose ends before... well...

[@morgan5754]

dedicated chuckler here, i remember saving the date on my calendar when i saw the announcement of the first podcast episode release. miss u slimecicle 🙏

[@zeugmaflowers]

Love this Chuckle Week episode, but why does it cut between them? They're sitting at the same booth. Unless, this isn't the Chuckle Week we've been promised?

[@chandlereaves6573]

Don’t question the sandwich

[@cillianneedssleep6369]

i've been listening for the last year, you guys have helped me through tons, so thank you. Best podcast on the internet

[@caitlinjean9063]

I feel like Ted's mustache is fine!! As long as he's not within 1000 ft of a school

[@crisninja007]

I thought we'd finally have another whole episode without big guy breaking down into tears but then I got to the very end lmao

[@ByisleidyValente]

these confessions were perfect for the spookie season

[@TPK_MAKG]

Can't wait for Chuckle Week! I hope there are no slimy goopers around!

[@vhills6689]

Cracking open a cold one for a new chuckle sandwich at the end of a long work day, the American dream right here boys

[@Struzzzmann]

We need a hour long compilation legacy video of all the best/funniest speak talks.

[@The64Comet]

Slugs carry Rat Lungworms which, if consumed, eat your brain! 🎉

[@darkflightdreamer1698]

[@crow_of_judgment]

Sounds like good protein to me

[@The64Comet]

@crow_of_judgment is what the worm would say

[@3llamoon]

Thank you for posting this, genuinely, I was at a party for Halloween last night and plopped down on a couch to enjoy yet another CS video😭 love y’all

[@LessTh3nThree]

@36:40 tucker finally hit teds breaking point 🤣🤣

[@tylerhawken6434]

The speak pipe thing was my favorite part of any podcast ever.

[@browk2512]

I'm convinced they're adding more and more ads each episode until eventually everyone stops watching

[@skoovee]

use sponserblock?

[@RavingRoid]

The mustache is giving “I’m trying to look like my age to not get carded at the bar”

[@kodiweeks5656]

a little stache never hurt anyone ted. don’t let them get to you ❤️

[@catp1ss987]

ive watched pretty much every episode since the first one as they came out and man i want that time back.

[@schtew.]

24:00 this might be wilbur soot

[@jonathanschmechel7452]

I thought the nibbler got kicked off the internet

[@CatsForDays967]

Speaking for all Chuckler Fans, we need another Speak Pipe Episode. There was barely any confessions!

[@meowmeow6013]

thaknk yiu chucmkle..... im ready to samich....

[@theomelon1818]

Perception (from Latin perceptio 'gathering, receiving') is the organization, identification, and interpretation of sensory information in order to represent and understand the presented information or environment. All perception involves signals that go through the nervous system, which in turn result from physical or chemical stimulation of the sensory system. Vision involves light striking the retina of the eye; smell is mediated by odor molecules; and hearing involves pressure waves. Perception is not only the passive receipt of these signals, but it is also shaped by the recipient's learning, memory, expectation, and attention. Sensory input is a process that transforms this low-level information to higher-level information (e.g., extracts shapes for object recognition). The following process connects a person's concepts and expectations (or knowledge) with restorative and selective mechanisms, such as attention, that influence perception. Perception depends on complex functions of the nervous system, but subjectively seems mostly effortless because this processing happens outside conscious awareness. Since the rise of experimental psychology in the 19th century, psychology's understanding of perception has progressed by combining a variety of techniques. Psychophysics quantitatively describes the relationships between the physical qualities of the sensory input and perception. Sensory neuroscience studies the neural mechanisms underlying perception. Perceptual systems can also be studied computationally, in terms of the information they process. Perceptual issues in philosophy include the extent to which sensory qualities such as sound, smell or color exist in objective reality rather than in the mind of the perceiver. Although people traditionally viewed the senses as passive receptors, the study of illusions and ambiguous images has demonstrated that the brain's perceptual systems actively and pre-consciously attempt to make sense of their input. There is still active debate about the extent to which perception is an active process of hypothesis testing, analogous to science, or whether realistic sensory information is rich enough to make this process unnecessary. The perceptual systems of the brain enable individuals to see the world around them as stable, even though the sensory information is typically incomplete and rapidly varying. Human and other animal brains are structured in a modular way, with different areas processing different kinds of sensory information. Some of these modules take the form of sensory maps, mapping some aspect of the world across part of the brain's surface. These different modules are interconnected and influence each other. For instance, taste is strongly influenced by smell.

[@SpeedwalkingToHell]

the mustache is a fashion choice of sorts

[@sfmainey]

TED IM TOTALLY WITH YOU ON THE MINTS. In California we took the STAR test, and same thing- handed the soft peppermints at the beginning of every session. It was everyone's favorite part.

[@spicy_green_tea]

Tucker also checking the winds is so real. I do the exact same thing. Cause am I in America? No but I sure as hell wanna see what’s up weather wise.

[@12thPlace]

Can back up Schlatt with the mould stuff. Poor ventilation, moisture, and dark spaces provide the perfect environment for mould to grow; especially if you've got those particular bed frames (boxed) that provide no gap to allow air to flow underneath. There's always going to be a certain amount of humidity in your rooms - condensation on your windows can be a key indicator of high humidity. You just need to be careful if it's black mould. It's not tasty. 💔

[@neutralmilkfinn]

Thank god it's finally Chuckle Week!

[@callme2k557]

This guy going back to the blood in the bones he’s a old viewer for sure one of my old fav bits

[@DaddySolutions]

That mustache makes Ted look like a state trooper who will deny that he's racist but lowkey pulls over every Trackhawk, SRT, and Scatpack he sees😭

[@Zung465]

The “eating ass” guy is the goat. Maybe the second funny speakpipe submission ever.

[@bagelbanana1089]

I'm sorry Tucker, but humans have been using anthropomorphised animals in culture and mythology for thousands of years, though they have definitely gotten more humanlike recently.

[@DeaconClark-gq8vm]

Tucker has completely forgot about Aesops Fables. Personified animals has been a thing since storytelling has become a thing.

[@lizardBoi]

Ted is turning into Schlatt and Schlatt is turing into Ted

[@tameyoursoul]

Fun fact! Mozart used to like to act like a cat, (from what I can remember) he’d crawl on tables and meow

[@mmmmmyeh-e3p]

Ted, those shoes are diabolical.

[@callme2k557]

Rex shoutout put such a big smile on my face

[@jaidonxc]

The amount of ads these podcasts have is ridiculous

[@charleston8611]

Hey Tucker, personified animals started as early as like the 1930's. Betty Boop was originally a French poodle, but even as she transitioned into a human, her boyfriend, Bimbo, was still a dog. That and even Disney personified animals very early on in the 1900's so it's not just our generation. Fun fact the first furry convention was in 1989.

[@maria_orsomething]

I have a feeling chuckle sandwich is coming to an end soon,bet you there wont be another chuckle week next year

[@sps_au2000]

YO chuckle week is coming back!

[@PagiNANI]

Aw man, I hope the boys enjoyed listening to my shitting under the trampoline story, even if they didn't include it. I did indeed chuckle at this episode nevertheless

[@Jackson-kr6bz]

I love listening to y’all’s podcast only if I’m driving longer than an hour at a time

[@viperhypnotic]

The LPS WWII recreation confession is actually so fucking funny omg 😭😭😭😭 second place for me so far is Miss Pop Rocks Coochie tho

[@lilykiefer92]

that was me, currently seeking an autism diagnosis 🙏

[@viperhypnotic]

@ bitch you’re hilarious I hope you’re doing amazing 🫶

[@livys.labyrinth]

i’m poprocks 😭 still trying to quit smoking 5 years later

[@viperhypnotic]

@@lilykiefer92 you’re hilarious I hope you’re doing amazing 🫶🫶

[@buttersticks7877]

​@@lilykiefer92 hello my love

[@morbl]

the synchronized "vel-CRO" at 30:15 is killing me

[@thomasislucid]

ted everyday looking more and more like kurtis conner

[@n30n_futur37]

It feels like every other sentence of the Pop Rocks segment caused me psychic damage, holy shit. I sat in silent shock for so long I listened to the sponsored segment after that one, holy fuck what the hell.

[@lemmehxthat]

Warts on yours hands are actually a symptom of male HPV. That's a gosh dang STD family

[@juiced.rat23]

😨

[@zog6940]

Ted feeling so strongly about his peach fuzz mustache is hilarious

[@mushroomy9899]

hey that’s like, at least coconut hair

[@thewisemanpaulheyman2]

Schlutt is obviously sexually attracted to shadow the hedgehog

[@ShadowTheHedgehog003]

he's what.

[@thewisemanpaulheyman2]

@@ShadowTheHedgehog003 chat it’s real shadow the hedgehog

[@CaptainIceMuncher]

This is true

[@jaiwilki]

i don’t think i’d ever laughed harder at chuckle sand which. the moldy bed segment with schlatt had me almost crying literally

[@peems1720]

the pop rocks story really wrapped up the speakpipe episodes with a nice little bow

[@livys.labyrinth]

happy to help 🥰

[@peems1720]

@ you are my hero

[@ManOfCulture38]

Oh boy I sure do love a good episode of the schluckle smandwich podcast with the boys

[@tobythedog9183]

Hey Ted, ur mustache make you look like a postman (maybe even milk man?) from the 80s.

[@gator-aidan9839]

Everyone is memeing on the moustache but I genuinely like it. Makes him look more suave and fancy, but in a rugged cowboy sort of way.

[@sticksnstones1813]

Imagine my shock when I realized I knew the person irl in the second story holy shit

[@livys.labyrinth]

😭😭

[@Pbairsoftman]

What’s her number

[@Koala6492]

@@Pbairsoftman BROTHER? WHAT?😭

[@ThePupSquad]

19:19 as someone who used to smoke and occasionally bum cigarettes, ted absolutely made that man’s entire week

[@nootnoot338]

Ai thumbnail kinda cringe

[@PurpleDragon26-h1n]

Glad to say that I am a proud day one chuckler whose watched every episode and will continue to watch till the end 💪💪💪

[@jasmineaponte9222]

14:10 i’m dedicated. been here since day 1

[@frostytoast378]

day 1’s unite

[@Layla21211.]

Pop rock was absolutely coo coo crazy bonks.

[@notkornel]

Sad to see speakpipe die. Like a brother i never had.

[@kawasaki3070]

Chuckler here! I drive 2hrs a day for work & listened to every episode. Sad to hear the speakpipe is leaving, but I'll survive. Thanks for making my commute better.

[@bowl-of-chicken-soup7107]

Isn’t it ironic schlatt? The man from the big apple, who hates on Las Angeles every chance he gets, who only ever wears a Yankees hat… by the way who just won the World Series???

[@littlebrowngaymer5132]

Was looking for one of these. Good man.

[@bowl-of-chicken-soup7107]

@@littlebrowngaymer5132 you know I had to do it to him

[@griffinite101]

Always a good day when Ted comes up on my feed 😮‍💨. Finest fella