Unlikely Lines From A Romantic Novel | Mock The Week - BBC

[@KillerMeme]

I remember hearing the “woo’d” one and it caught me so off guard I laughed hard enough my chest hurt

[@recognishan]

I didn't get it. Could you perchance explain it?

[@peadarruane6582]

@@recognishan think speech impediment and the word rude

[@emilydavids209]

@@peadarruane6582 i think it's not that complicated. it's just that sound similar.

[@johnrie18]

“Turn the light off,” she said. “What about the boats?” said the lighthouse keeper.

[@imammuttaqinashshidiqi8483]

"What about the boats?" Said the lighthouse keeper.

[@romainsavioz5466]

Our relationship is on the rocks

[@jo1stormlord]

@@romainsavioz5466 she said. "I feel that was inevitable." Said the lighthouse keeper. "Carry me upstairs." she said. "I'd rather not." said the lighthouse keeper.

[@johnrie18]

That's inevitable...

[@alipbhaumik6242]

That was lit love milton 😂😂

[@lyllydd]

I think my hubby has used each and every one of these lines on me at one point or another. That one about restacking the dishwasher always gets me. Oh god, oh god, yes! Do it again! Frying pan and all!

[@tygrkhat4087]

He went down on one knee and asked, "Will you marry me?" She flushed. "Can't you wait until I get out of the bathroom?"

[@robotcapital4774]

He went down on one knee and asked, "Will you marry me?" She flushed. "Honestly, your just a piece of shit"

[@rob-c.]

Gary Delaney has done this one already 🙂

[@TehMorganator]

Technically, any underwear is edible underwear with enough willpower.

[@RIXRADvidz]

Salty Chocolate is going to be a challenge, even on Organic Pima cotton.

[@KeithFraser82]

I'm now imagining one of those people who eat cars in a relationship with a medieval knight, eating off their plate armour...

[@flyawaytodie]

I've read a story about a man eating his (regular) underwear to avoid being caught for drink driving. Apparently, it worked.

[@Stephen1965]

Hugh Dennis's joke about making love upstairs on the night bus really tickled me.

[@kennyn1992]

"A grower you call it?" she asked, intrigued after the flaccid disappointment "But whysit stopped half way?" (And so ended the close, but no cigar encounter).

[@retnavybrat]

3:45 -- Here in the US, there used to be a calendar called "Porn for Women" that showed good looking, fit guys doing things like washing the dishes, vacuuming, etc... .

[@jackgill9163]

She really was woood indeed 😂

[@jbcatz5]

‘She let her fingers walk up the muscled torso, opened her eyes gently and gazed upon the face of her companion only to recoil in horror. “You’re my twin sister’s husband!” “Then who’s in the other room with your sister?”, he asked.’

[@romainsavioz5466]

You twin brother and currently my husband

[@Lord_Skeptic]

0:07 Rimmer

[@sjtimmer7]

"properly"

[@MerrickKing]

Mr Darcy had 10 thousand a year smh

[@iim4xii129]

3:31 - 3:39 Pissed my sides, fuckin crying!

[@isthynamewart]

Ed Byrne.

[@sarahjones8396]

“That thing I love...stack the dishwasher perfectly”!!

[@thejordyoshi]

Indeed.

[@Codex7777]

...is a crap comedian? I'm assuming you wanted us to finish the sentence? :)

[@emporioalnino4670]

Sounds like a nasty injury

[@DarylVanHumbeck]

Man, I laughed at every single joke this time around! Not bad for someone who's never visited England...

[@arthurtaylor2593]

That last one felt very personal, Ed...

[@zerg9523]

Lets see how this works out, we can play in the comments… _”unlikely lines from a condom commercial”_

[@m4yf1eld62]

Who is here after seeing notification 😆🤣🤔

[@useranony_755]

Love video nog

[@chrisgarton4225]

And as she picked up her cellphone to call him, he answered, and she said, “We did it joe, you’re going to be the next president of the United States!” And as that happened a lot of people were celebrating.

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

The "I didn't fancy her father" joke was taken from a Harry Enfield sketch.

[@robotcapital4774]

nope

[@Codex7777]

It's a lot older than that, lol. :)

[@emporioalnino4670]

Lodsofemone guy?

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

@@emporioalnino4670 Tim Nice But Dim

[@denisesousa5153]

LOL

[@Sofia-qn6fs]

Lol 😂

[@JayB9127]

🤣😂🤣

[@MS-xk1ne]

How is this show still going? 🙄Dekw it's in my feed either.

[@PancakezXD]

You can tell KZbin that you don't like content like this (i.e. the "Not Interested" button) to have it not appear in your feed. 👀 it's because you keep clicking on it and commenting that it thinks you like it

[@MS-xk1ne]

@@PancakezXD literally never clicked on it until just nor watched somethin like this...

[@endlessmasks]

are all romantic novels hetero?

[@PriffyViole]

Most of the bad ones are.

[@kylewilliams5761]

Now the rubbish ones are making the good ones rubbish.!!!

[@moonglum101]

Canned laughter? Don't even bother!

[@davimurph]

It's not canned. They literally showed the audience laughing on Zoom

[@moonglum101]

@@davimurph you think they recorded the audio from everybody's zoom? They may have had an audience on zoom but that was definitely canned laughter. Think about it a bit more.

[@ragdoll86]

They probably used the audience's laughter from old episodes like in the compilation episodes.

[@patwarburtonr7488]

Each day draws us closer to the return of our Lord Jesus Christ and many are still not saved!

[@ViolentFEAR]

All are saved. Don't doubt Christ.

[@cideryeti7957]

jesus saves but Shearer gets the rebound.

[@Trek001]

@@cideryeti7957 That's epic

[@GiratinaGX]

The ....woman(?) in the red dress is not funny.

[@dickshneeze4566]

Comedy is subjective, some people might find her funny some might not. That’s why they have 5 other comedians so everyone has a favourite. If you don’t like her then don’t watch her, or just wait 5 seconds for her to say her joke I literally don’t know why you think it’s necessary to state your opinion in the comments when it has such an easy fix.

[@daviesdavies538]

@@dickshneeze4566 this is so true. I didn't find some of them funny either but like you said, comedy is subjective. We can't all like the same things

[@dickshneeze4566]

@@daviesdavies538 exactly, at least you’re mature enough to realise this, unlike some people....

[@GiratinaGX]

@@dickshneeze4566 So... why do you feel the need to state yours and explain?

[@romainsavioz5466]

@@GiratinaGX only your point of view

[@Ickiesgal]

Not funny anymore. It’s like they’ve run out of humor. Anyway spam this epi is. Very disappointing

[@romainsavioz5466]

Poor you

[@zoebot85]

why always heteronormative jokes!??? even with a gay comedian:(

[@borleyboo5613]

Utter rubbish now. I didn’t even smirk.

[@Andrew-ki5jz]

SWITCH OFF ALL BBC TV,RADIO ,GET RATINGS DOWN DOWN DOWN THIS CHRISTMAS DONT WASTE YOUR TIME WITH BBC GOOD BRITISH PEOPLE TURN IT ALL OFF

[@retnavybrat]

But apparently the BBC's KZbin channel is perfectly acceptable to watch?

[@cideryeti7957]

You should know that Brits don't like being shouted at and told what to do. So piss off and turn off caps lock.

[@69mosshead]

Dear god MTW is lame these days.

[@ArminGrewe]

At least it's not as repetitive as you......