Unlikely Lines From Children's Books - Mock The Week - Series 10 - Episode 7 - BBC

[@MizukiYumeko]

"Who's been sleeping in my bed?" asked Father Bear. "Who hasn't been sleeping in your bed?" muttered Mother Bear to herself.

[@safarnamaniac]

MizukiYumeko Couldn't get any better lmao

[@Exorcist_ali248]

😂

[@Kjca_1998]

That stringfellow joke is one of the best in the whole show.

[@anthonymichaeleardley494]

How did he pull off that one? 😆😆🤣

[@colemyst]

"And as Eeyore put the noose around his neck" - The BEST

[@SiliconBong]

collee The best!?? is that subtle finger from dara, 2:28.

[@colemyst]

SiliconBong LOL

[@bowmaj8666]

"Hung himself with his own Tail!"

[@commandert5]

That's a joke I'd have expected from Frankie

[@colemyst]

@Crazy Introvert T-Girl Eeyore is always gloomy but somehow manages to not give up completely. The unlikely line from a children's book is he puts a noose around his neck .... (and hangs himself). You would never have a poo character kill themselves It would be like Smurfette being pregnant. Having been chronically depressed most of my own life it just hit me morbidly funny.

[@cyqry]

0:41 Updated: This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home, This little piggy went "weeweewee", And choked on Cameron's bone.

[@VivekAnandJ]

This was epic!

[@Potionette81]

'Who's been eating my porridge?' 'Who's been eating my porridge?' 'Who's been eating my porridge?' Mama Bear sighed and poured out another bowlful. Life had become very difficult since Daddy Bear had developed dementia.

[@luuketaylor]

This is absolutely gold

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

LOL

[@EchoingEchoing]

"and as eeyor put the noose around his neck" bruh I almost choked on my juice 😂

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

Those jokes were so depressing!! "And Emily learnt, that if she'd been a nicer little girl, mummy and daddy would never have gotten divorced"

[@joshuacoleman8000]

I choked on my beer!

[@PobbieRoops]

A stringfellow? Why, didn't you know? It has tanned leather skin And a massive libido Bad 80s hair And a grin like a paedo AHAHAHA I'M FKN DECKED 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stevensallsorts]

Underrated joke that

[@cyqry]

0:54 The scariest part is that this guy ACTUALLY writes for children's shows.

[@ThinLynottFan]

Chris Addison's Stringfellow rhyme is SAVAGE 😂

[@GetxGingerReady]

'And as Eeyore put the noose around his neck' LEGENDARY!

[@THESHARINGANWARRIOR]

B is for... Basmati

[@davidwoods8181]

I think Dara O'Briain would be good at this, shame he doesn't do it

[@jrainey94]

"Yes, Yes, Grandma what a big TV Screen you got!", said Little Red Riding Hoodie lol

[@Robman275]

During the London riots last year, someone was pictured with a bag of Basmati rice trying to look tough and cool, with a bag of rice lol. Earlier in the show, they'd all been joking about it and it relates to that.

[@Wattywatasaurus]

"Piss off, Mr. Tiger! The last time you came to tea, you fucking ate everything!" Said little Sophie.

[@Potionette81]

LOVE the Stringfellow thing!

[@mrnonsense1031]

"Tigger, you have gotten really dull and boring since your doctor put you on Ritalin." Said Pooh.

[@ilikecoldcase]

MrFunnyGuy015 "I didn't know pooh could talk." exclaimed Christopher Robin as he left the nightclub toilet wiping the powder from his nose

[@paddyh8023]

Postman pat, postman pat, postman pat ran over his cat. Blood and guts were flying, postman pat was crying, he'd never seen a cat as flat as that.

[@lucaskennington9101]

Now he'll never drink and drive again.

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Stewarts first joke was hilarious. Hey Jack. Got anymore of those beans? 😂😂😂

[@xskullsniper4056]

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over a candle stick while fleeing the church's back room

[@Rockersrule1011]

Andy Parsons at 2:50 just made me lose it!

[@SuperSweetToffee]

Nathan Caton: "B for basmati" 😂😂😂

[@Sacchidanand]

Can someone explain this joke? 😅

[@just-tess]

per another comment, During the London riots last year, someone was pictured with a bag of Basmati rice trying to look tough and cool, with a bag of rice lol. Earlier in the show, they'd all been joking about it and it relates to that. (not sure how that connects to the first part of the joke...)

[@mindlessgonzo]

He robs from the rich AND poor! It's Robin Hoodie!

[@TheTradge]

That's a Gina Yashere joke from several series ago

[@mindlessgonzo]

TheTradge Figured someone would noticed. :3

[@caieraD]

I love Dara's face when people take the piss of him :)

[@kjamison5951]

“As Bagpuss yawned and settled down to sleep, the mice on the mouse organ wondered when had the last service on the gas flue been carried out and did the carbon monoxide detector need fresh batteries…

[@matthewmccafferty8745]

0:25 this is why i am still alive

[@noahgraglia8025]

Matthew McCafferty I have been watching that for like 10 minutes

[@imke17]

I keep coming back for this

[@just-tess]

😂watching Dara absorb Stewart's joke, priceless!

[@markt1387]

Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jumped over the candlestick Silly boy, he should have jumped higher Goodness gracious, great balls of fire..... "

[@bilakos1987]

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody! Wtf are you talking about? In a pineapple? Under the sea?"

[@AtenRa]

Eeyore had me doubled over in pain! LOVE Micky.

[@rockacraig5653]

+AtenRa Did he kick you in the bollocks. I thought he was to busy with that noose.

[@darkdestiny661]

I love the glare Hugh gives Micky after the Eeyore joke XD And personally, I think the best ones this round where Micky and Hugh.

[@rohiniguiland4873]

Little right riding hoodie 🤣🤣🤣

[@StanOfGB]

You've left us behind you.. WANKA!!

[@alfiefletcher7513]

I guess daddy bear's porridge just didn't do it anymore for mummy bear XD

[@KetchupSplodge]

I just love Chris's face at 2:37

[@IceMetalPunk]

Haha, I remember The Very Hungry Caterpillar! Brings back nostalgic memories...

[@channie_ya]

"Learn to tie knots like a sailor: First off, let's look at how to tie this noose, you'll need it later.:D"

[@phaineinTV]

I always crack up at the Stringfellow gag, because that's my sister's boyfriend's second name :D

[@Most0riginalUsername]

Little Red Riding Hoodie xD

[@itsamerby4270]

0:50 I think the thing I miss most about Mock the Week is Andy's faces after pulling a joke

[@SiliconBong]

Dara raises the middle finger ever to subtley.

[@Shyyrn]

"Wwwwwwhere's GADDAFI?!" Chris Addison's face. X)

[@Syvorji]

I need to make a book of dictators in a school just so I can use... um... Where's GADAFFI!

[@scifiguy9000]

My entry: One morning, The Fat Controller's engines got a nasty visit from Margaret Thatcher. 'We've come to privatize you railway' Thatcher said smugly.

[@ohXperiah]

Frankie wasn't arrogant, he just made the jokes no one else would because thats how he wants to be remembered

[@kyla10110]

1:06 lovely! Ace joke!

[@FallingDownDeep]

1:22 just watched the hobbit and I couldn't stop looking at his feet.

[@madboy8761]

0:22 best rhyme ever!!!!!

[@KayleighNatasha]

I've watched a small clip when Chris told Tom he was 36 after Tom said 'the boy's got it'

[@mortuseon]

This is one of my favourites.

[@Nulono]

B is for basmati?

[@AnnieIsOriginal]

'and as eeyore put the noose around his neck' omf i nearly stopped breathing

[@DomWeasel]

Love how ever since the episode where they made fun of the size of Dara's head that Stewart keeps making jokes about him.

[@benzamorey9787]

0:41

[@redjuicyapples]

Loved Chris' first joke =)

[@nathanchan4653]

Vee had been in trouble, because Chuggington has been privatised for British Rail and NetworkRail

[@thegreat21294]

That Sugababes joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kyla10110]

2:02 is ace as well

[@delkosbabe]

I keep coming back to this for eeyore

[@DaekoTan]

"Little Red Riding Hoodie" got me.

[@crazypianolady]

Love Micky Flanagan's humour!

[@WeMuckAround]

I got one! "...and that's why daddy drinks to much"

[@oldmanc2]

The Ryan joke was very clever....

[@TheAltoSaxophonist]

"Pop goes the hamster, and other fun microwave games"

[@chrisgarton4225]

From the creators of Where’s Wally, or Where’s Waldo however anyone calls home, come the easiest finding puzzle book, There’s Wally.

[@musicneedsmeaning]

Chris was on fire.

[@KitsuneProject]

"Lovely Cheese, Gromit" said wallace "Dirty Man!" gromits eyes seemed to say

[@KevinNerfs]

@Stitchpunk9 Basmati. It's a reference to a joke earlier in the episode about the rioting earlier in the year.

[@KayleighNatasha]

LOL between 0:25-0:36 and GO ON CHRIS

[@TheRainbowBros]

Have you noticed that nearly all of these got a round of applause?

[@KitsuneProject]

that one about Eeyore joke was hilarious XD

[@ellenmelon771]

lol, I'd love Chris Addisson to do an audio reading of my books! XD xXx

[@charliechrismi8056]

0:24, Genius!

[@SumthinMstBAvailable]

1:09 - LOL!

[@margramarkil]

"I used to be on top gear" said stig of the dump.

[@DezzaManezza154]

LOL Micky's Eeyore one was genius

[@Ma6ku6ta6]

What's the place with the supposed wild things that Hugh Dennis mentions? x)

[@MrHappenin1234]

who's the black guy? hes pretty funny

[@Stbricechannel]

Nathan Caton. I agree he's hilarious

[@miramirror9382]

0:25 does he know that he just gave a description of himself

[@LogicalMelodies]

Lol pure genius.

[@aswroughton]

Yes Chris!

[@duckduckduckduckduckduckduckkk]

2:50 😂🤣😂🤣

[@MrKay0]

@Stitchpunk9 Basmati... It's Ghanian Rice

[@Historian66669]

@jalowitz During the London riots, a looter looted a supermarket only to come out with a big bag of basmati rice. They used this reference before in the show too so everyone knows what he is talking about.

[@CliftonPhotographer]

If you've ever read a Winnie the Poo book,it's 1:08 that'll make the most sense. LOL

[@MrIlovenuggets123]

1:34 My Favourite

[@autumnbreeze2504]

Little Red Riding Hoodie 😁

[@justbeingmedi0cre]

OMIGOD! it's david blood!!!!

[@EdeLovesGerrard]

LMFAAAAOO!!!! im not gonna quote a funny line... cos i laughed at all of em.. oh and.. basmati. LOOOL. i died.

[@TheLaughingMagpie]

I find it weird watching Micky Flanagan knowing he went to the same High School as Shamima Begum, though it was by coincidence

[@sameoldsatellite]

[ express satisfaction of video by producing a humorous quote to gain expectations from reader ]

[@animequeen20012003]

@ThisIsARomCom The"American" guy is actually Canadian.

[@Lord_Skeptic]

I am the hungry caterpiler. I have an eating disorder. I will eat anything in no paticular order.

[@DaekoTan]

D is for David Cameron.

[@MsDDiddy]

@Silverkin1 that explains things...

[@laurencec09]

loool the basmati reference

[@jacobhutt7046]

Ow, my childhood.

[@renlentlesstourist7574]

Guessing the Paedo joke was about Gary glitter! This was before savile was outed

[@ShanghaiRooster]

Peter Stringfellow, surely

[@animequeen20012003]

@Stitchpunk9 It's Basmati.

[@Me-fo1kk]

This gastric band has changed my life...Boom!!🐛🍎🥐🍟🌮🍰🧁🍫🦋