Unlikely lines from a children's book | Mock the Week - BBC

[@kieran1780]

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow you for five pounds" I nearly pissed myself 😂😂😂

[@AECEntertainment]

In another episode he said I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow you Keith vaz

[@stellatocca]

"I'm your fairy princess...Princess Monaco of Kent." 🤣🤣🤣

[@melissadutton1621]

The Dragon looked at him scarily and said “and for that reason, I’m out”

[@benmontgomerie1148]

You know it’s a good joke when dara approves with a zoom in on his face laughing going hahahaha

[@India.H]

"Honestly Donkey, I don't think Princess Fiona's that good looking." said Shrek. "Screw Lord Farquad. Let's go and rescue Princess Monaco of Kent instead."

[@MarkusNapp]

Gary"s little giggle at 1:02 is the best thing. Of course it would pronounce it "Gigel".

[@jamesw9873]

love how it took a second for everyone to get the chocolate factory one xD

[@rachel237linda]

Oh my gosh the chocolate factory one, I'm dying! :')

[@zionkraze9965]

rachel237linda Must of been a joke from eariler.

[@elisabethtveitalea3414]

rachel237linda I don't get it, could someone please explain :)

[@muisverriet]

Nergui 0295 Anal.

[@bh115]

Elisabeth Tveita Lea nor do i

[@henryvictor8071]

Didn't know Josh Widdicombe could be funny.

[@LokkerG]

Am I the only one thinking Andy had a look of realization as he was about to go after the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory joke?

[@teuntje2863]

That Chocolate Factory joke was savage

[@dez3540]

Lmao 2:58 Romesh is just like, "mate what is _wrong_ with you?😂

[@AlanHollowedPhotography]

2:43 - 3:00 is the funniest moment, I lost it :)

[@yousufmardini346]

Az web my mum died

[@rockacraig5653]

"And the band was: Showwaddywaddy!"

[@edwardkinsey5680]

My Entry And Peppa Pig met David Cameron in the barn. That was the last we saw of her

[@mrnonsense1031]

my entry: "As the brakes squealed and the light grew brighter, Bambi knew he was fucked."

[@olie0561]

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[@LoogiTheDino]

+Oliver Elliott NO

[@Psiberzerker]

In Morgan Freeman's voice?

[@boxertest]

little red riding hood joke was incredibly funny lol

[@Potionette81]

'You don't like green eggs and ham? Then Heston Blumenthal's restaurant probably isn't for you'.

[@DeadlyV1RU5]

2:43 this has literally got to be one of the best ones they have ever had on scenes we'd like to see. it's frankie boyle level shocking and it absolutely slayed me.

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

Romesh looks horrified at 3:00

[@kevinmc70]

2:54 I love it how Romesh is wondering if that joke had something to do with him! lol

[@win33adam]

Charlie and the chocolate factory joke, I nearly wet myself

[@bluewaves659]

I don't get it

[@chrisjones5411]

@@bluewaves659Chocolate factory = anus. The guy wanted anal sex

[@JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan]

0:37 Oh he's F***ing furious :-).

[@applejuice5272]

2:44 Free chocolate starfish upon entry

[@danielpetersen4123]

1:04 Clarkson reference, you think?

[@rockacraig5653]

probably

[@hotelmario510]

got a smart one over here

[@untidyecho9916]

WOWOWOW I DIDNT KNOW OH MY GOD

[@ErikZarins]

My entry: “I have a question sir....how exactly am I alive and breathing without vital organs like you do every day....said Thomas The Tank Engine.”

[@doesntmatter9996]

Mr Toad, Ratty and Badger LMAO. Although badgers generally are fast.

[@Lowdo1549]

Chocolate factory had me howling

[@lacari0805]

I got a good one: “Then a scary dark figure emerged, with a big stomach, weird eyes and - oh no that’s Ramesh Ranganathan!”

[@newperve]

Harriet the Spy realized what "enhanced interrogation" really meant.

[@BillyWillyButcherBollocks]

My entry: "the cow goes moo, The sheep goes baaa, The pig goes you have the right to remain silent". "Oh fuck off" said mark cavendish cracked me up

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

No - the pig goes "Please don't hurt me, Mr Cameron! I am but a virgin!!"

[@Byh123ffga]

I don't get it

[@rockacraig5653]

Former British Prime minister David Cameron once shagged a pig in Uni.

[@Liaaminho]

MultiWerewolf1 Stolen

[@Lord_Skeptic]

MultiWerewolf1 what does the fox say

[@florianleprince6627]

Even I got the chocolate factory joke, and I'm French ! Bitch please !

[@countryhousemurder]

It's slang for anal sex. So basically Charlie's girlfriend has said they can have anal sex

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

He's not asking for a deconstruction of the joke - he's lamenting how other people, who are probably native English speakers, don't get it

[@UnkleRiceYo]

You can watch Andy get that chocolate factory joke in real time

[@NateSean]

"Night, Night," said Old Mother Hubbard, before driving the shoe into the lake.

[@jambajoojoo]

The Chocolat factory thoo

[@saucybackport]

if only bbc interns would read youtube comments they would find out that youtube doesn't like interlaced video

[@markwalker5723]

Superb, loved it

[@IlGreven]

Despite Mr. Bump's protests, Howard Webb booked him for diving.

[@jaggass]

IlGreven Christian Ronaldo yeah

[@MrKinger1]

Hugh Dennis never laughs at the other comics joke the barb was right 🤣🤣

[@brandongill2577]

I went to a butcher's shop to see if Peppa Pig was in.

[@OldRaver]

This is one of the best ever!!

[@dins7]

Peppa Pig went to the butchers, she never wanted to go back after she found out why her parents were missing.

[@borednow]

3:05 i dont get the mr tickles joke...

[@EthanKnight97]

Google Operation Yew Tree......

[@tomon5598]

Can someone explain the Mr. Dizzy/Ms. Rascal joke?

[@alexpettitt7337]

King of Conundrums type in dizzee rascal into the search bar

[@timebomb4562]

The green eggs and ham joke

[@matthewm3769]

1:50 explain pls?

[@hxoxo2224]

4 years later hello 😭😭 dizzee rascal the artist

[@importanceofbeinglearned]

daddy bear's was too big. baby bear's was too small. but the last plug just tickled her g spot :)

[@chrisgarton4225]

Do you like green eggs and ham? I just used green food coloring to make eggs and ham look like that.

[@meatballguy1]

What was the one with Charlie about? I didn't get the joke.

[@olie0561]

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[@325133]

@@olie0561 no, I'll dislike

[@witchypeoniflorallungs3044]

You’ve probably either got it or forgotten now but it’s an anal joke. Dw I didn’t clock it at first LOL

[@kjamison5951]

All it means is, it’s Not something that All women Like.

[@AECEntertainment]

2:12 canOWL lol. Think he meant canal!!!!

[@chrisgarton4225]

We’re going on a bear hunt? Oh no I can’t do that because I don’t hunt animals.

[@bridieglover5105]

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll kick your back door in" said david cameron to the pig

[@isabellaelie5266]

1:43

[@245thegreat]

fantastic

[@jameswoodward3236]

1:03 hehehe

[@idontlikeitproductions3509]

What was Hugh’s Mark Cavendish one about?

[@aslanilyayasa8146]

Mark Cavendish is a cyclist. I don't know much about cycling so I assume that the joke is about him always falling down

[@ankavoskuilen1725]

0:30 if it was the other way around they would say it was racist.

[@sweiland75]

The chocolate factory joke was epic on a Frankie Boyle level!

[@stephenmurphy2212]

My entry: Mr Tickle had really long arms that he got a job as a policeman. Hence, he got the nickname, "The Long Arm of the Law!"

[@heapyhoo2225]

Stephen Murphy dead

[@bravonana10]

Stephen Murphy Unfunny to a startling degree

[@fizzypop8433]

My entry: and then the mummy said "GO TO SLEEP YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

[@Nulono]

1:52 I don't get it.

[@Keston1302]

It's a joke about the rapper Dizzee Rascal

[@nublessed8993]

Who's princess Monico of Kent

[@alexanderpascoe3369]

its a call back to a joke made earlier in the show

[@nublessed8993]

Alexander Pascoe thank you oh wise Alex

[@LokkerG]

Gary screwed up the name of Princess Grace of Monaco and said Princess Monaco of Kent, and got made fun of it for part of that round then 3 more times in Scenes We'd Like to See by Tiffany, Josh, and Romesh.

[@Lurker1979]

The chocolate factory! lol So bad.

[@RandomShinigami7]

You know, it's during clips like these that I miss Frankie Boyle. Don't get me wrong, these guys are funny and all, but imagine the stuff Frankie could have come up with. Scratch that, imagine the stuff Frankie could have come up with that were also air-able. Is "air-able" a word? Whatever...

[@tipsy634]

No offemse to yourself from 5 years ago but everyone in the comments has a boner for frankie boyle and, to be frankie, i couldnt give less of a shit

[@chrisgarton4225]

We’re going on a bear hunt We’re going to catch a big one What a beautiful day We’re not scared Uh oh... Three two one sing

[@annanSJ98]

God I miss mock of the week 😅

[@gan9e]

Tiffany Stevenson was well good... keep going love, need more of her... who was that bloke last week? teeth.. looked like a photo-fit picture that hadn't been finished?... anyway, I usually just watch for Dara & Hugh, but we need this kinda show but with more... I dunno.

[@PhazChill]

I think you're going on about Rob Beckett.

[@ClaireDowling-x8e]

i don’t understand the charlie and the chocolate factory one???

[@mazharnizam2834]

Anal

[@kyan3022]

can someone explain the charlie and the chocolate factory joke? I'm obviously missing something there, lol

[@Luk317]

Butt sex. Chocolate Factory. Anal.

[@jaggass]

''When the big hand touched the little hand at Neverland Ranch the kids new it was bedtime for them and Michael Jackson''

[@gwennanwilliams5158]

Tiffany is so funny

[@Nulono]

Mr. Dizzy?

[@booksandyarniness]

Mr. Dizzy and Ms. Rascal? Referring to Dizzee Rascal, a UK rapper.

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

My entry would simply be to inform people there's a children's book titled "Go The Fuck To Sleep" - and it has a sequel, "You Have To Fucking Eat"

[@christopherbennett5858]

My entry: "One day, My Naughty Little Sister decided to cut open the cable to see how they worked. I don't have a naughty little sister anymore.

[@Doodle52]

sounds like a joke Frankie Boyle would say :)

[@HarryNicNicholas]

you'd think the BBC could get their fields right.

[@chrisgarton4225]

The Book of Good Manners Who the heck cares, everyone’s lost their common courtesy anyway

[@eamonahern7495]

The chocolate factory 😆😂🤣

[@stephenmurphy2212]

My entry: "Hello! I'm Tigger! Tigger Woods!"

[@heapyhoo2225]

Stephen Murphy you have the shittest jokes

[@jonblackk]

Pls the chocolate factory joke. Explain

[@dez3540]

It's an anagram of the name "Alan" 😉

[@gan9e]

It's nice this show, lost it's teeth a bit when Frankie left, Andy does the best job now, of course you can't knock Hugh, always good... more of him, get in Steve Hughes, you need more mock... less weak stuff.

[@YeastGT]

The people moved towards the jungle but it wasn't for mogli it was the RSPCA

[@peteroscarson1188]

Tiff Stevenson is a very attractive woman (and funny to)

[@josephjames4326]

Tiff Stevenson is yummy!

[@RIXRADvidz]

if not Josh then Russell, if not Russell then Frankie. butt if Josh did this on his own? oh my, I'm stunned, in the words of Lorraine Kelly, I always thought of him as a wee twinkly person, even on the Last Leg.

[@zlee001]

everyone was disgusted by the charlie and the chocolate factory joke....XDDDD

[@robedwards56]

i dont get josh widdecombes joke about charlie and the choc?

[@robedwards56]

ugh, we live in such a disgusting age,

[@RIXRADvidz]

@@robedwards56 you poor prudes, your kind are dying out. it used to be be a fashion to be pious and prude, about 150 years ago, today, you all need to read your Bible and stick with Matthew 6 : 1.

[@mark-ish]

BBC. Like how you hide Tiffany's name at the end. 🤭 One is too many, right 🙄

[@YeastGT]

Romesh vs josh

[@ChrisTomson]

Fuck sake, this show has gone downhill...

[@olie0561]

so this comment 😅😅😅😅

[@ifandafydd7432]

That juvenile Delaney just isn't funny. How he gets booked for anything is just beyond me.