Unlikely Things To Hear On A News Programme - Mock The Week

[@SamarIqbal1-2-1]

Rob: “You alright mate?”😁

[@knivez786]

I actually think he would do that if he ever encountered a scenario like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kjamison5951]

Rob: “‘Ere, you’ll never guess who’s dead…” killer...

[@Vincornelis]

And now for some lighthearted news. We’ve injected some christmas lights into this human heart.

[@spottydog7143]

Loving all this older stuff... Really liked this era :)

[@MrKaywyn]

It's a smart and friendly form of satire.

[@alexglen4210]

The best ones are always the ones that the audience laugh is half a second away slower

[@Prince__Teclis]

Sad when these sound less outlandish than today's actual news.

[@Ogrethephreak]

A year later this comment makes even more sense.

[@SaintPhoenixx]

@@Ogrethephreak 2 years later...

[@rhysmorgan2241]

Why can’t Romesh just be on every week

[@itsamerby4270]

Keith The Tiger Because he went strawberry

[@richieNL1]

Because they dont want to ruin Mock the week totally.

[@romainsavioz5466]

@@richieNL1 poor you

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

Because he's not that funny. I was partial to Ed though

[@romainsavioz5466]

@@hop-skip-ouch8798 only your point of view

[@TomFynn]

You are only twenty channels away from finding porn anywhere on Earth. What a wonderful time to be alive.

[@kylestubbs8867]

'Everything is fine!"

[@RatelHBadger]

What's the Vegan/Strawberry joke all about?

[@gwishart]

It's a reference to the stand-up challenge earlier in the programme. The topic was education and Romesh was talking about the difficulties of teaching his children to read: " They'll just read all the easy words and when they get to one they don't know, instead of trying, they just look at the picture and just throw something random into the sentence without any regard for what effect that has on what they're saying, and I'm supposed to not get angry. I'm supposed to not get angry when my son goes: "Jack...went...strawberry." How could that be what it says? How could it be "Jack went strawberry." What are you talking about? What would that even look like? How could that be what it said? Tell me. I tell you what, if you think that's what it said, you go strawberry now. Go on. OK, go strawberry, if that's what you think it said. Stop crying, go strawberry. Go strawberry. Why aren't you doing it? Go kiwi then, I don't give a shit. You're not doing it, are you? I'll tell you why not, because it doesn't make any bloody sense. My wife thinks I'm over-reacting."

[@reevethomas1083]

Thanks to gwishart for clearing that up, I was believing it was selling “favours” for drugs (searched internet for definition of strawberry)

[@Lord_Skeptic]

​​@@gwisharthe starts it off with as a vegan. Him saying as a vegan was a running gag in this episode.

[@celticwolff5429]

Cameraman tried to ruin Milton's joke.

[@Dim4323]

Today's breaking news, Rob Beckett has bigger teeth then tony blair.

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

Haven't this entire club been uploaded before????

[@stu1987eng]

Another very old episode sold like it's new

[@romainsavioz5466]

Not the bbc channel

[@ashleyp.4932]

Sorry, I can't see anywhere on the description that purports to "sell" this like it is new. There are hundreds (thousands?) of clips uploaded everyday from really old TV shows, does it really matter? Why not just enjoy the jokes again.

[@jimbosayer1]

Doesn’t mention “new” anywhere! Stop whinging and just enjoy the video. Or fuck off and watch something more your level, like peppa pig!

[@dehro]

How much did you pay for it?