UNPREDICTABLE

Johnny America the action hero confronts his long-time rival, Vaguely Foreign Stereotype! But this commie came prepared.
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[@trygveplaustrum4634]

"Why wouldn't you just take the gun?" "Then there would be no confetti." ...touche.

[@andrewextravaganza8796]

Also, if you just take the gun, then the guy would know you took his gun. You have to lull him into a false sense of security.

[@nobodyimportant2470]

@@andrewextravaganza8796 Also because he wanted to gloat. If he just wanted the hero dead he would have shot him and been done with it. This is epic levels of ego stroking as he shows the hero up by countering every plan he has just to show off how brilliant he is.

[@lifeisa.smalllesson4607]

"Did not smile once"!

[@phs125]

Understandable Have a great day

[@Centyme]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@theretard666]

"You put confett in my gun." "Did not smile once." Wonderful.

[@konamihatchibori]

The Sero I loved that line :D

[@chrystian4]

He smiled after the confetti came out

[@pinpointpotato1288]

The Sero I read this just before that quote was said

[@55445]

@@MMenyan Lesson number one: Protect the Heavy. Lesson Number two (Which actually makes more sense in this context...): Deny everything.

[@TLhikan]

Agent JP was never in any serious danger; Yegor only has a license to maim.

[@Spectrum16]

pretty sure maiming would infact do alot of damage and you'd probably die of blood loss ....Though nice callback

[@Scigatt]

He got his license to kill when he was trying to enter Arstotzka.

[@theexistence2969]

Then that's not maiming. That's killing. So he loses his license.

[@ethancobb7498]

Fun fact if you watch this video again with captions, they use both spellings :)

[@infintysnake9379]

That's why he didn't kill him

[@dreamwalking]

"Why would you not just take the gun?" "Then there would be no confetti." I cannot express how happy the sheer inestimitable logic of this statement makes me.

[@Radonatos]

As old russian saying goes: "Never trust pants of man with no sleeves."

[@vanukas8783]

And never trust a man without pants

[@joekanaan2548]

No one says that but ok

[@vanukas8783]

@@joekanaan2548 its a joke fammmm

[@joekanaan2548]

@@vanukas8783 I thought about it but it really sounds not like a joke idk man

[@JastwatchingYT]

@@joekanaan2548 are you Russian?

[@kevinclements8749]

"Then there would be no confetti"

[@khornedmaple]

"Didn't smile once"

[@General12th]

Don't be upsetti. Just have some confetti!

[@blackfeathers2166]

Tottaly understandable

[@FireFox64000000]

Kevin Clements well he's not wrong, gun fights are always better with confetti. Just ask Michael J. Caboose

[@NerdBryant64]

mom spigetti

[@Sasquench]

A climactic confrontation that doesn't involve confetti is one not worth taking part in.

[@MuchWhittering]

Your sex life must be wonderful.

[@Spoon80085]

Sun Tzu- the art of warr

[@VodShod]

@@timesthree5757 you know that no one does their own research so just facebook users, you post things that are easily determined to be lies, but no one is able to prove you wrong because no one looks it up. plus the fact that you did not give a specific location is a classic bad faith argument. Since no matter how much someone looks up the information you can just keep saying they missed it. Like when people say x is in the bible, when there are many many translations and versions of the bible, and x is not actually in the bible.

[@DraconicWF]

VodShod Wooooooooosh

[@Simon-ps3oj]

@@VodShod it's obviously a joke

[@dogethebountyhunter7432]

I love it when the targets are so predictable like this

[@plaidchickens3271]

Ikr

[@michaele8444]

Hey, it’s Doge! My instructor used your Ferdinand assassination as an example during my “Consequences of Killing” class!

[@eric_moore-6126]

"You're using up all your one-liners. What happens when you run out?" It would be hilarious if a movie antagonist actually said this.

[@Fem_Witch]

Sounds like something a villain would say to Spider-Man.

[@YeahhhMedal]

"why would you not just take the gun?" "then there would be no confetti"

[@casuallectures2655]

I love how Yegor's pin just magically reappears on his tie after he takes off his Arnold mask

[@Attaxalotl]

KGB technology, very secret, high resale value. It's how they hide their assets.

[@SSGTstealth]

We agree with Vaguely Foreign Stereotypes logic. We feel there should always be confetti. Sometimes even human confetti. Don't ask what that is.

[@Cheesemongle]

do you ever break character

[@SSGTstealth]

Laneer We do not understand

[@Cheesemongle]

allow me to repeat myself do you ever break character as in stop being the weird roleplay-esque character you are to talk like a normal person

[@SSGTstealth]

Laneer It appears we must clarify. We do not have a character

[@cooltv2776]

he means that you talk like you are not one person typing these comments on the internet, and asks if you ever break that illusion (for lack of a better word)

[@TheAwesomeKielbasa]

The entire time I was expecting (Iagore?) the Russian guy to admit he still didn't have a license to kill.

[@greatderpression7199]

Ah but that's the thing , he doesn't have his license , that's why he isn't killing all around, generic, american, action hero man.

[@TheAwesomeKielbasa]

Jeffrey Ma Makes sense.

[@Scigatt]

He got his license to kill when entering Arstotzka.

[@orb6144]

His name is Yegor or Ygor.

[@smore7190]

Killed the sniper

[@flamaster1757]

My favorite thing about this is that it starts fairly realistic and slowly gets more and more absurd

[@typryor2227]

“Why wouldn’t you just take the gun?” “Then there would be no confetti.”

[@lforlight]

Jegor seemed rather chill. I guess he wasn't russian to get the job done.

[@WhysafraidofCause]

yeah he was stalin from the beginning

[@Cheesemongle]

iran away from the puns

[@Elitex62]

Well, he was Putin a bad position.

[@beno1129]

Being a KGB agent does have a steep Lenin curve

[@keganmaire4446]

Guys can you start stalin Jegor killing the he

[@PsychicRadroach]

How many times did JP need to try tearing off his pants to get it just right? And can I see all of those takes back to back? For purely scientific reasons, of course...

[@porkroast9398]

"so you upload fake data to your own servers in case id try to steal it?" yes actually, its called a honeypot.

[@Thestin]

Please explain.

[@thetealemerald]

Yes please

[@jemandindentiefendesintern3096]

@@Thestin in essence, you would have a fake server set up that is way easier to gain access to. So the hacker thinks they got access to the system, but in reality everything they do is logged. If they install a virus, then now the system administrator of the target system knows what to expect (since an isolated copy of the file was made).

[@Thestin]

@@jemandindentiefendesintern3096 neato!

[@midnightreading8617]

run out of one liners da? actually laughed

[@nicholaswilliams6475]

"Didn't think I'd need one!..."

[@taiyosketches]

The guy: simply raises the gun, not doing anything fancy. The gun: click clack and gun sounds

[@MrBrunswick]

I have to wonder how many assets he used up making confetti replicas and uploading bullshit data to official servers XD No wonder they collapsed.

[@sonicdragon75]

"Well good thing you did or I'd still be alive." You win. No way I wouldn't turn around with that line.

[@joynealproductions8111]

"Yagor does not care WHY he outsmarts you. It is principle of thing. I go to jail now."

[@minefilms1122]

YOU WERE EVERYTHING EVERYTHING THAT I WANTEED WE WERE MEANT TO BE, SUPPOSED TO BE, BUT WE LOST IIIIT

[@breg5993]

I haven't seen anyone point out yet that JP is the music guy. How much convincing did it take to get him to sing that off-key?

[@thoqqu]

"Then there would be no confetti." 😂

[@Faxanadu_]

Aye, life is pretty unpredictable. Like Ian aging 50 years to look like a wax muppet for a brief moment.

[@rhysbaker7456]

3:00 "Ha! Fourr weeks ago I switch file with good one-linerrs for fake, cheesy ones! Now you are mine!"

[@stewy497]

I'm designing a game and want to sneak in a Door Monster reference! Would you rather it be a boss monster based on the eponymous Monster, or an item based around some other aspect of the channel? If the latter, what should it be?

[@magical_mage0]

How about both an attack called White Lightning and a boss call Door Moster that sprays acid .

[@hunterthemadman]

MrMaestroMan101 Maybe the doll that appears in the background of their videos? It could be a key or something.

[@lyledrake6879]

Or you could combine the two; a Door Monster boss that shoots white lightning.

[@magical_mage0]

YES

[@stewy497]

Lyle Drake I like it, that could work. Hunterthemadman Too obscure. I don't even know the doll you're talking about.

[@majorplothole2620]

So glad you guys called it a magazine. And not a clip. I appreciate this. However, if Johnny had been expecting to firing the weapon right away, then that means he'd already chambered a round. Which means if Ygor had taken JUST the magazine... he'd be pretty dead, and not just pretty smug.

[@cooltv2776]

fake bullet

[@majorplothole2620]

You mean like a blank? There's still potential of a blank sending out small metal shards that could still injure. That is why when you see military personnel using blanks they have those weird Red things on the ends of their rifles. Ygor seems like the type of guy who, while he likes to gloat, wouldn't put anything like that to chance.

[@Healermain15]

Replaced gunpowder with confetti.

[@majorplothole2620]

sander heutink This would result in a squib, or failure to discharge. The bullet would either not leave the cartridge at all, or go about halfway thru the barrel and just not do anything. You don't replace the gunpowder with the confetti, you replace the BULLET with the confetti. Even then, it wouldn't work with a bullet as it might actually work with a shotgun shell, as they're designed differently and the bullet would require impact in order for the confetti to escape. IF you just replaced the bullet with confetti and called it good, Ygor would then be faced with burning confetti on his face and chest and it would probably mess with his near perfect complexion. And tie.

[@Healermain15]

Major Plothole Quite correct. Which is why you don't put the gunpowder back in after replacing it.

[@redstar7017]

As I was laughing and enjoying your wonderful humor, only one thought was going through my mind: where do I get one of those awesome Soviet pins?

[@DoorMonster]

It came with the ushanka we ordered for the Papers, Please video.

[@JonesCrimson]

I will video, thank you for your advice.

[@KOTYAR0]

Super Nova order it on Ali, I guess =D

[@gakera]

I wonder what is the actual transgression that is being retributed? He stole data ... that turned out to be his data ... recorded without his permission ... who transgressed whom here!? So many double negatives, it's like a complicated math problem. (Which I love, I'm a math nerd)

[@ihaveagun22]

So, did you ever find the answer?

[@lenkagamine4145]

the data was related to the time travel device in comedic road trip too

[@CountryMusicMann]

Wow! On the left side of that roof, that little lump actually makes I look like there's a sniper up there!

[@110tacles]

Why didn't you just took off the gun Because there would be no confetti Laughed my ass off for 4:21 hours

[@GenralG7]

"Didnt think I would need one!"

[@eric_moore-6126]

I love how Jegor's primary goal was to get Johny American to need a 1-liner and not have one.

[@louischo2701]

Perfect timing. Bad day, feeling down, but Door Monster releases a new skit, so everything's alright.

[@kalebbruwer]

"When you have to shoot , shoot. Don't talk."

[@Septimus_ii]

That is how you lose licence to kill. Shooting without one-liner is very serious offense

[@CygnusTheSilly]

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

[@AllBeganwithBBS]

Came back to mention that this is the very best sketch to date. This is what peak Door Monster looks like.

[@LnPPersonified]

2:39 Wow, a whole parade float, just for Lisa? She'll be so happy.

[@sweatysocks8214]

I like when he pulls off his mask the soviet pin appears on his tie again.

[@MsMrapplepie]

I don't know how you guys don't have a million subscribers. Absolutely blows my mind because you make such good content

[@isaiahf-d846]

I read the end as you make such good confetti

[@sbboh-kcin]

first video i was glad to have KZbin recommend to me several years later. Love the humor in these!

[@magebro01]

How did this one only just show on my feed now? Its hilarious

[@garbouwdeark9103]

Same here. I've seen practically every video of theirs and suddenly this showed up one day.

[@ChaosNe0]

This is still a win-win situation. One lost his criminal organization, the other one ran out of one-liners.

[@SpaceMissile]

2:11 "it worked, yes?" can't argue with that.

[@18grape]

I love any video with Yegor in it. So cute.

[@doxazo5512]

18grape, actually it’s Jegor, Yegor is Kyle

[@GoEvenHarder]

1:21 Bodyguard in a nutshell 😂

[@donovaneverett1493]

that is an exact replica of weapon you hid there but with confetti, I thought of that, good yes? lmao I love your videos

[@LyricLyYT]

This was completely BRILLIANT.

[@danielchen1047]

I like how Yegor does the eyebrow wiggle when he says "You have nothing up your sleeves", as if he was teminding the agent of his weapons. Peak writing.

[@mimikyoo]

honestly the best part about door monster videos are the shoehorned in lines right at the end

[@masterofgreymog5751]

I cannot even, this is great.

[@DanteBC]

Awesome video. Clever and fun. Love it!

[@gcarlindisciple6071]

he looks so proud of himself when he says "I take notes." May be my fav. line other than "I denounce all of you!"

[@ThatWornOutBook]

This is awesome. Awesome job guys.

[@dermeseti]

ROFLMAO You guys are awesome and everything is better with confetti.

[@konamihatchibori]

Thanks for this. I needed this light in the dark of my studying for finals :3

[@pretzelbomb6105]

Man, that guy was dedicated to the point of deserving a huge commendation

[@thomasw4422]

His organisation in tatters, I hope Yegor took the only reasonable option and became mismatched buddies with the American hero

[@CyanicCore]

Best version of this trope I've seen!

[@LpieTIN]

I loved the bit w/ the confetti.

[@pootsiii8178]

Is this Putins autobiography?

[@seanmurphy3430]

I like to imagine that after this video is over, they just kinda stand around awkwardly until one of them offers to go for a drink. Then they spend the rest of the day getting wasted and competing to see who can come up with the dumbest one-liner.

[@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723]

I wonder what Russians think about that accent

[@solokom]

ничего.

[@KOTYAR0]

Ionlymadethistoleavecoments да, он достаточно точный Точно точнее, чем когда говорят по русски в голливудском фильме

[@wowmow3691]

Terrible

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

It depends on the region and person but i have heard a few slavs sound like that

[@user-qx8re2em1b]

да неплохой акцент

[@mikeroberts8552]

He does smile when he says he did a good job

[@tickytickytango5634]

1:17 His license to kill must have been suspended after all the shooting without one-liners in SFI4

[@Tagrix]

When you fake your own death just to proove a point

[@ahtrba6107]

CIA and FBI will still humiliate the american for that singing in car

[@lukastheprussian4465]

That's the perfect stuff to watch while being awake at 2:19 am xD

[@Huntananator]

saying "magazine" rather than "clip" made this so much better.

[@TheTransforcer]

I did not expect uzis in pants. That was golden.

[@canguar]

this stuff is really good. it has the potential to be great. that last step is incredibly difficult though. but you can do it!!

[@emeraldis3553]

Well, 2016 hasn't been all that great, but this skit made it all better!

[@coziiikinz5658]

yet again another amazing video. How do you guys not have a million subs?

[@8Rincewind]

KZbin was just down for several minutes. This is the first thing I watched when it came back.

[@Nothingtoseeheremovealong666]

Loving the black ops 1 menu music

[@violetsnow804]

"Then there would be no confetti."

[@ryokkeno]

I did not expect him to "Spoiler". Brilliant Touch.

[@soldierfromkrieg6460]

thats some inquisitor level knowledge and planning, im proud of you stereotypical KGB agent

[@reubenoakley8967]

My reaction through the whole video: What?... What?!... WHAT?!?... W-WHA-WHAT?!?! O_o

[@Sabrowsky]

when you consider that Igor the russian spy only has a license to maim (not to kill) you notice why he is so thorough with foiling his enemy's strategies

[@bensnumber1fan708]

wow that plot twist was caught me of guard

[@uncirtyne]

1:53 Hey, wait a minute....

[@AlyssaMcNeil]

He was singing "My Happy Ending" by Avril Lavigne lols

[@Combustionsquirrel]

I love it! The pants were amazing

[@bionicallychallenged7290]

You know what, your channel is delightful. Have a nice day!

[@noahfopma5860]

The one liners were a nice touch to the sketch

[@just_jays_life]

*dies* All that work up to THAT punch line? Good job, *clap clap* goooood job. You killed me.

[@HappyHusbandnWife]

Idk what just happens but it is rather entertaining

[@ashenlongbow1482]

As per the door monster standard, friggin' brilliant (Oh by the by a certain springy tee delivery has graced my door, and now I can wear the best of all monsters. :D )

[@alexoneil5582]

I'm going to wear the tear-away pants/tear-away guns combo everywhere I go now.

[@spenceduggs8449]

It took this video to make me realize how underutilized breakaway pants are in action settings. Someone needs to rectify that.

[@auronroy5575]

The main reason Yegor didn't kill the American Action Hero is that he doesn't have license to kill.

[@disastermaser]

he has the voice of an angel... with a horrible voice

[@WurstWasser617]

Plz moar Russian. Or confetti shotguns. How'd you do that anyway?

[@M1ST3RFOX]

He just took a shotgun shell, removed all of the balls inside and replaced them with confetti, that’s how.

[@Troglodytarum]

@@M1ST3RFOX No, he used after effects.

[@JoshuaHere]

HONOLULU... I just thought I'd say something unpredictable.

[@Cadefullerton14]

realistic confetti shotgun. I need one...

[@thatrobloxyoutuber8132]

You had a secret gun behind your back? How unexpected and by that I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED.

[@nighpaw4651]

This is like calebcity's when the hero is just as smart as the villain, and I love it