A Message From Your Favorite CEOs.

[@theillusionist1494]

You can so _distinctly_ see every “I’m so fucked” moment from each of them, but they all look so different

[@burgertime4994]

Timestamps?

[@theillusionist1494]

@@burgertime4994 Tide: 0:48 Abc: 4:54 Venmo CEO didn’t really have one Moviepass: 14:09 Tumblr: 20:56

[@mr.dragoon6566]

@@theillusionist1494 ABC is the best face

[@evanmontague9456]

the reason Venmo ceo dosnt have one is because he is at fault and stubborn so he didn’t see why he is failing

[@evanmontague9456]

@@theillusionist1494 I think the best one is movie pass because he already was loosing hope and sanity so that face just really sells it

[@messyiix7613]

Tide Pods CEO is such a classic. Gets me every time

[@morescodesup2087]

Man this hamburger taste a lot like blood, weird Friend: Oh wait my bad that’s my razor

[@phiefer3]

Why Are You Crying?

[@nitgo3451]

*CEO:* So they are eatable ? *Random guy:* _tHeY aRe pOiSoNoUs._

[@LuluTheCorgi]

Whyyyy are you crying

[@manictiger]

Tidepods are soap, and that's not food. -Brennan, philosopher and 2020 presidential candidate

[@neolord1215]

I figured out how he's such a good actor. They kidnapped him, wiped his memory and tell him that certain things are true.

[@jesus3squivel479]

Like the winter soldier

[@sardoniclysane]

Like dollhouse.

[@verbodenmagi]

Now that the secrets out, you’re next

[@RoxyRoomba]

THATS WHY HE PLAYS SO.MUCH D&D!!!

[@sardoniclysane]

@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks - Peter 420:69

[@appelofdoom8211]

The tide CEO: a normal dude with a bit of a temper that's losing his mind with his company The ABC CEO: The most normal CEO that's just trying his best to do good but cares about money above all The Venmo CEO: A dude with massive anger issues and an inability to admit to being wrong about anything The moviepass CEO: A desperate man one bad moment away from collapsing into a depressive spiral when he's well rested but he is NOT well rested. The tumblr CEO: A very innocent man with very questionable priorities that has looked into the abyss that was tumblr and lost his mind.

[@benjammin5328]

Tumblr CEO: All of that, as well as a terrible person lol

[@kazsixteen7359]

Oreo CEO: Correct

[@cristinagomez3283]

"D I M I T R I S A Y S *H E L L O"* Moments before disaster

[@NyxHunter]

@@kazsixteen7359 Yeah the Oreo CEO and the Hardware CEO are the only 2 I feel bad for

[@SehrDummerAccountNam]

@@NyxHunter You didn't feel bad for the guy whose family was abducted? Also, no need to feel bad for the Oreo CEO to begin with, he may have a few annoying morons from marketing to deal with, but otherwise he's just chillin and swimming in money.

[@ethanlynch6918]

I could watch Brennan lose his mind for hours.

[@jacksonmeads1161]

Ethan Lynch same

[@okeirany7652]

That's a kink for Tumblr!

[@grim1044]

That's what im doing

[@mureithikivuti]

Word

[@timbses]

*Then put this on Loop.*

[@jordangilmore3580]

I just need a movie where brennan starts a day normally and the day just escalates more and more with more stressed outbursts resulting in a stand off with Nicholas cage

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

So a sequel to Falling Down.

[@goosegaming5821]

@@camiloenriquez4909 No

The original Nicolas Cage, or the clone I have seen in this news show?

[@pedroc.b.3874]

If someone pitch this idea to Nicolas Cage, he'd do it.

[@vaultscribe4501]

Oh my god!!!!! This is what the world needs

[@jayl2298]

I'm not convinced that Brennan didn't just name his CEO's after the object he was looking at in that moment.

[@ArsenalTheProtogen]

he probably did

[@kynto]

69420% yes

[@Cheffamily]

The tide ceo's name is real tho.

[@Bumblerage32]

@@Cheffamily there probably a choice of three brands and objects (that would be hilarious if it was true)

[@harryblockser]

100%

[@Achridian]

Something about the energy of “Hey internet citizens, it’s me, Harry Pancake, the CEO of tumblr” just had me DYING on the floor for like 5 minutes

[@Ememeslol]

Same

[@NotFluplaxio]

The real funny thing is that our lies of expression bleed into our comments and in truth none of us are on the floor, we are all in bed giggling to ourselves with pets looking at us like psychopaths making noises at flashing lights. This video slaps though 😂

[@Mr.Limekiller]

caught me dying on the floor a little bit

[@beesokay]

I wish in my heart of hearts that I didn't know the real inventor of tumblr's name, or better yet that I ONLY knew his real name and not ever as "daddy"

[@largeroyster]

They are exCmy at tide posez

[@YonkoAngel]

This guys is actually a FANTASTIC actor. Each one of these skits felt like a really different person.

[@xavierbetancourt1503]

but all insane equally.

[@drstaylit]

I think it's the haircuts.

[@ilhandaanish2381]

Dr. StayLit his mental state depends on his hair

[@thegreatalfini]

WAIT ITS NOT A DIFFERENT DUDE

[@Dogen70]

there is a definite star quality him bc I can just watch the little things in his performance

[@sailorrsaturn5274]

the fear in brennans voice when they reveal that they aired baby immigrant is the most genuine acting i've ever seen

[@cloaker7237]

8:19

[@benhamer4139]

Brennan is hands down CollegeHumour's best acquisition for a long time, he's so good

[@Slackerhun]

And he made Dimension 20 possible, which is just amazing.

[@player18792]

Notice how they didn’t like this comment? I don’t think they feel the same lol

[@buffnatsuki7204]

Go watch fantasy high rn before i break your knees

[@therookery9911]

Seriously if it wasn't for Brennan I would have dropped my CollegeHumor sub months ago. This channel has lost it's Fire otherwise.

[@ShimrraJamaane]

@@player18792 I think liking the comment would be playing favorites within the company. Not a good move towards morale :P

[@skywardbound67]

I love that Brennan is the guy who play the CEOs. This guy is great at going from normal to being on the edge of his sanity at the drop of a hat.

[@MidoriJane12]

the very soft “don’t yell.” absolutely killed me

[@johnprice.2727]

@@corebabajustin1238 10:49

[@jujucrock14]

My favs are either "you caught me sleeping on the floor a lil bit" or "you wanna soce? You wanna soce mead?"

[@CrazyYasha]

Why are you crying! 2:00

[@ezrac9578]

That was a Michael Scott moment

[@WYCD]

@@johnprice.2727 Timestamps get likes!

[@ValoxElwin]

Underrated line: "If you try hard, and you never give up, and you never stop running, they'll never catch you"

[@zyaicob]

Michael Scott is that you?

[@wafflefawfflemcdooodat1124]

Truly the wisest words ever spoken.

[@orangelake2268]

WE CANNOT KEEP SELLING SHOWS TO FOX!!!!

[@inc3000]

- Grunkle Stan

[@jamiemills5659]

Fyre Festival Organizers be like

[@daveybiviano9611]

“This survey was conducted at a clan rally. You you think there’s a problem with that?” Gotta love CH

[@jellowick27]

Davey Biviano it's Klan

[@NewhamMatt]

This was the fourth time they had inadvertently invited neo-Nazis into the office.

[@whosecow9623]

Neo-nazis don't get along with the Klan. You must be a Christian and believe Jesus was white to be a Klan member😂😂😂. Neo-nazis could be atheist or theist

[@ryanjapan3113]

Whose Cow I don’t think Neo-Nazi’s are atheists...

[@DimT670]

@@whosecow9623 you do know what theist means right? You do realise it means someone who believes in a religion with a god in it right? Also most neonazis are Christians so why wouldn't they get along with the klan?

[@lucaswickmansound]

I feel like all of these characters are just inside Brennan’s head constantly fighting for control

[@spudthepug]

He just releases them on the players of his games.

[@bushidotestu1997]

They have to get past Arthur Augefort first, and the dozens of others after him

[@avajones6835]

I wanna watch them talk to each other

[@RustyPancake53]

years of being the forever DM will do things to a man...

[@missivory_missraine]

​@@bushidotestu1997 casually murders a man "so kids how's your day?"

[@124cmadreamer]

Hey I LOVE Brennan as anything but especially as CEO

[@RyanLynch1]

Alyssa Bloomberg big agree

[@lumanae]

me too but god damn I'd be over the moon to see Brennan working on SFP again

[@manictiger]

I just got an idea. I'm gonna rip the audio from his vids and stick them in GTA V self radio. Who needs music, when you can have ads about eating tidepods?

[@adelmostaqueahmed1724]

The Tide CEO sketch is definitely one of the best new cast reveals of all channels of all time.

[@TheTitanJesus]

Lightning in a bottle.

[@dumbidiot1119]

@@TheTitanJesuswho are you again? I don’t see you being revealed as a cast member

[@whydoineedahandle1058]

THAT was Brennan's introduction??? That is amazing

[@katherinepagan4860]

The Tumblr one makes me stop breathing every time. It's so damn accurate that I cringe and get misty-eyed at the same time: "That's my platform, the sick bastards."

[@FatherTime89]

Type tumblr titanic into youtube if you get the chance, it was made before they removed all the porn and it's pretty funny.

[@reapermaster1233]

This is100% accurate

[@R4yj4ck]

"Our mascot community in the furry tag" Oh it's gonna be THAT kind of video.

[@rachelrachel9152]

He says so many words out loud that i never wanted to hear lolll

[@norahendrix3283]

As a person in the furry community.... Yeah..I don't need to clarify shit...

[@JamesTDG]

I bet the tumblr ceo is happy after the twitter situation, I think it would be funny to see Brennan try to look like Elon next for this

[@spinningindaffodils]

He already bears a slight resemblance to Elon, dye Brennan's hair and give him a slight accent, BOOM son of an emerald mine owner who's tanking stock

[@tim.noonan]

Elon would sue Dropout out of existence if they parodied him. I’m not saying he’d win against them court, he’d just file so many lawsuits that they’d eventually run out of money.

[@Demonrifts]

@@tim.noonan Eh, I would imagine they would do it just like all of these where they have a fake name for the CEO, but either way, parody is protected as a part of free speech, so its already an uphill battle for him. I'm not a lawyer, but I believe that since CH is based out of LA, the trial would likely have to take place in CA which has pretty strong anti-SLAPP laws which are meant to prevent people like Musk from bringing frivolous suits to silence people. If the defense files a motion to have the case thrown out and its granted, then the plaintiff (Musk in this instance) could be liable for CH's attorney fees, and it could even open up the opportunity for CH to countersue for abuse of the legal system. All that being said, Musk has shown that he has very little understanding of free speech or laws, so I wouldn't be surprised if he tried.

[@nogoodcontentallowed8509]

apparently the tumblr ceos reaction to the influx of twitter users leaving the site because they dont like twitter is to. start making a bunch of changes to make the website more like twitter lmao

[@gatlinggun511]

@@spinningindaffodilshe’s missing the second ribcage

[@firstlast-pp7tq]

Brennan is an insanely good actor, like he looks the same in all scenes but the energy and characters are intensely different and different unhinged energies

[@HerpDerpTheTank]

There are only two people who absolutely can pull an off-the-cuff mental breakdown or existential crisis, and those are Brian David Gilbert and Brennen Lee Mulligan.

[@reikim5616]

Yeah I thought the third ceo was played by a different person a first before realizing it was just him.

[@gustavowadaslopes2479]

@@reikim5616 The makeup department also killed it there.

[@hellothere702]

@@gustavowadaslopes2479 fr they did such a good job

[@Etomia]

Also realizing how completely different he looks with different hairstyles as well tbh.

[@markpetersen507]

This guy is actually a really talented actor. Hollywood should pick him up.

[@ilhandaanish2381]

He’s ours

[@TheTitanJesus]

Sadly true

[@jddiggy2343]

No one college humor actually goes to Hollywood 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

[@hhhhzk]

JD Diggy kelly marie tran

[@brenyatta]

Don’t let Hollywood put great talent in bad movies & shows

[@pinkdogroslyn8832]

I want a thriller about Brennan slowly losing his mind. Like an unfortunate chain of events just sends him spiraling from an innocent young lad into a violent serial killer.

[@hera5614]

Like Joker, but with more candy-like soap.

[@daboomaninc739]

Thats the plot of Magic

[@senza4591]

Joker, but comedy?

[@pinkdogroslyn8832]

arham_ joker but not joker

[@Michael02496]

Like the movie falling down

[@hopoffz]

Oh my god. 23 minutes of brennan lee mulligan. I'm going to cry

[@kappaross6124]

That Moviepass one was legitimately heartbreaking

[@ezekielmartin4323]

Yeah, I can't even watch that one. Really stings.

[@AshHeaven]

I genuinely felt back for that CEO character.

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

Even more depressing in the deleted cuts.

[@kailavanderwielen3588]

i actually cried when he offered sex with that broken, exhausted look on his face. i understood--for the first time--the temptation to hire someone for sex. Even just to give him two hours of rest, a hot meal, and some much-needed therapy. then we'd figure out how to get him out his situation and get his kids back.

[@kippdipp6045]

@@kailavanderwielen3588 Man that was sad

[@yunikage]

"WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS?" might be my favorite laugh line in anything ever

[@kimanirobinson790]

The extra layer of this that's really funny to me is that he's supposed to be the CEO, but somehow doesn't that any of the products are being developed until they're ready to advertise ship it out.

[@SeymourDisapproves]

Nah that's kind of par for the course

[@taylamuller1811]

I mean that often isn't super far off with huge chains. The levels below CEOs usually handle coming up with and making products and the CEOs just give the go ahead and final inspection.

[@IhateAlot718]

And all of you making shit up.

[@catsballs9657]

@@IhateAlot718 ?

[@joshuastrickland5264]

Its effecient... I mean even if the company is as well meaning as a profitable company can be, there will be a great deal of disconnect between the bottom and the top.

[@Zeuseus6609]

The hamburger razor is still one of the best jokes in this series

[@BranchedOut]

I think the quiet "whY ARE YOU CRYING?" in the first CEO short is so fucking funny. I love it. All around great videos. Love em all.

[@phero2]

"Why are you crying?!" is a total stroke of genius - when I reference this series, that is it.

[@HaleyOnTheRocks]

I literally came to the comments hoping someone highlighted that part yes it’s perfect 😭😂🥲

[@rebekahmokool4759]

2:10

[@daver4874]

This was by far the best moment of the whole damn thing IMO. Plus I'd be willing to bet a substantial amount of money that it was ad-libbed by Brennan.

[@jamesamos7343]

That part and I died at "why are they poisonous!?!?"

[@elektrolites2891]

My no.1 favourite series from you guys. No doubt.

[@Kaximua]

Elektrolites same

[@nimmy56]

Elektrolites “Jesus fucking Christ ANGEL DUST CHOCOLATE KISSES?”

[@ferrieddog2200]

Same

[@Batvolle]

And if google was a guy.

[@thaynewarnick5715]

It truly is the best

[@itscomrad]

A message from your favorite CEO's? More like Brennan loses his mind for 23 minutes

[@oscarlin1818]

23 minutes and 54 seconds

[@DarkNova50]

I'll take more of it, please.

[@erikolson6711]

movie pass brennan is definitely the most insane

[@crypto1223]

Erik Olson Have you seen him in Dimension 20? The man has the range of an insane person that talks to himself at his own party.

[@KuruttaKoibito]

Aaannnd I love it

[@certifiedtrash2298]

The moviepass one is actually kind of sad and the acting on that one is legit so good

[@TenThousandDoors]

He looks so exhausted. It's impressive, really. These are gold.

[@hocuspocusfocus6229]

Tide CEO sketch always kills me everytime Brennan says "why are you crying?!"

[@ElGuerreroMaya]

I know CH is just capitalizing from old videos, but this is so good I'm actually glad they did it.

[@RJBuildsPcs]

Better then doing it than some off the side reupload channel who’ll do it anyways lol

[@warfreddy6968]

Right? CH is promising.

[@nomadaa5984]

Then why mention it?

[@Winn_Or_Lose]

There aren’t adds they aren’t getting anything from it

[@urambotauro938]

If all the vids were linked in the description, I'd go to each one and leave a "like".

[@sach1460]

he's scarily good at acting intensely unstable

[@AetherBoye]

the only one who couldbe better is michael reeves

[@yellowbeard1]

It’s nice to see him playing someone unstable and not as a DM. And his DMing is amazing.

[@sach1460]

@@AetherBoye ah, the mad scientist himself

[@300IQPrower]

For like 5 minutes i read this as Batman while simultaneously thinking “is Brennan batman?!

[@ishouldntspeakandimnottoob7226]

cobwebbed “acting”

[@jennylobato2300]

Brennan even nails the CEO walk in the Tide sketch. It's a little detail but it's so good.

[@kevin02167]

Jenny Lobato if this doesn’t shave its your ass you get that right

[@Asiliea]

I still don't understand... How _does_ tumblr remove its adult content without just closing down entirely?

[@proxysrandomness9947]

By losing a shit ton of money

[@jennagoodchild5045]

by getting replaced with dumpster fire shitposts

[@Beacuzz]

They didn't succeed

[@rachelrachel9152]

I honestly only started using tumblr for a year starting with the porn ban, I'm honestly very glad i didn't have to be subject to various random porn gifs. I mean they still exist but id be hard pressed to accidentally stumble across them

[@Beacuzz]

@@rachelrachel9152 honestly I've been using it for years before the ban and I never came across them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I was confused when the ban first started on why peoples stuff was being blocked. When it came to me about he crappy ai they were using it all sounded about right

[@ssebasgoo]

The acting in the moviepass skit is so incredible. There are so many tiny details that ad credibility to the character here, I'm truly amazed.

[@lucie3621]

"I've seen bigger.." "WHERE!?" "tumblr..." bruh

[@kasmcsensimilla3000]

Yo I'm sorry but I ruined your 666 likes

[@annakatelyn4053]

should've said Deviantart

[@deimosvoralius2988]

@@annakatelyn4053 Kills the joke if it was at another site. This way implies the problem is even deeper than he is complaining

[@evannguyen5611]

What part was that

[@pip-pip5029]

But are they wrong sjjssjjs

[@alexv3357]

"I don't understand what the octopus is getting outta any of this, and frankly the young woman doesn't look very happy either."

[@Swingset25]

I'm dead

[@axleion]

that's a vivid description

[@KoPLeaderKiactu]

I've seen enough hentai to see where this goes.

[@lw3269]

Priceless.

[@jadenhernandez2827]

IM CRYING

[@grey4612]

I love this series ! Brennan kills the CEO role so well it feels as if I'm watching a live company town hall announcement gone wrong

[@Keyarchan]

Seriously though, this is just too unbelievable. A CEO caring about their consumers? No way.

[@yasininn76]

Believe it or not, some do

[@rcanterb7126]

“Meal bag, tested very well.” “I will kill you.”

[@martaberk9615]

R Canterb7 he’s the only reason I still watch the channel

[@crypticzomb8994]

😂😂

[@octodaddy1602]

The eye twitch goddamn

[@vexxama]

With the meal bag

[@coledakers6127]

3:30

[@eric_the_egggremlin]

the tumblr ceo one... it hurts me how accurate that is. I say this as a person who survived the porn purge, outlasted every bullshit "overhaul", protested Yahoo, witnessed the disaster of DashCon, and saw the John Green Harassment Campaign. I will never leave this cesspool.

[@emryscaster7332]

It’s a toxic wasteland but it’s *our* toxic wasteland

[@carsextendedwarranteecalle8749]

@@emryscaster7332 its a hellsite, but it's *our* hellsite

[@hellothere702]

@@emryscaster7332 we work hard to make this hellsite a home

[@namemycactus]

Omg comrade

[@etcetera1995]

It's *our* cesspool dammit.

[@Insertcurrentintresthere]

Do you ever have the feeling that Brennan doesn’t actually get a script for these and he’s just given products and what CEO he’s playing and he just improves the whole thing

[@bloodyeagleofcainhurst9295]

I could see them just coming up with the scripts that he was supposed to read for the interview/commercial and then the rest is him just reacting lol

[@spartin1173]

He just gets an explanation and then they pull out different props and he has to improv his reaction

[@skye4082]

You have exactly 1K likes now

[@alekkoj642]

Actually Brennan writes the majority of the scripts for these episodes (and greenlights all the concepts). he also notes the cut. Basically the episodes happen whenever Brennan has an idea he's crazy about. (this information is from the dropout subscriber server, where Sam answered a question about this!)

[@rileymcphee9429]

The more I've learned about Brennan, the shockingly truer this has become.

[@ovgm116]

I love Brennan’s naming formula “generic male first name, household object last name”

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Blake Table Connor Lampshade Charles Sauna Tanner Wheelchair Bob Burger Benjamin Backsplash

[@Unimportant_egg]

​@@Tonyhouse1168BOB BURGER

[@puertoricanguy999]

​@@Unimportant_eggBob Belcher's secret name.

[@thewateringwiz7118]

The "deleting 300 hours of body cam footage" just cracked me up so hard for some reason

[@eldraco4500]

What were they doing still confuses me to this day

[@zacharymendoza1175]

@@eldraco4500 idk police brutality maybe?

[@taniatokustar7737]

I dont get it

[@thewateringwiz7118]

@@taniatokustar7737 It's a joke on police officers erasing bodycam footage to hide evidence of police brutality

[@taniatokustar7737]

@@thewateringwiz7118 hool yeaa that makes sence i just thought it was sexism

[@loretaruisenor988]

"HOW IS BLOCKBUSTER DOING??" just broke my heart

[@aidandillon5537]

0:04 Tide CEO 4:12 ABC CEO 8:42 Venmo CEO 13:02 Movie Pass CEO 18:08 Tumblr CEO Tell me if I messed up :)

[@arandomelf3050]

Movie pass is the best one

[@alannoob1926]

Tide is hella funny

[@gamingcinnamonbun3867]

Why did I see Venmo as Vemmo

[@king_sakuya]

Tide CEO & Tumblr CEO cracked me up 🤣😂

[@SaphireKancer90]

Hmmm, ABC is owned by Disney...Fox is now owned by Disney O.o

[@BornNoU]

The “All families matter” bit my GOD college humor gets better with age

[@PersonMan1234]

SO many quick, good lines. "But Tide pods are soap, and that's not food." "Gum tastes like anything" "Why are you crying?" "WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS???" "So we do make food."

[@FulgurHalcyon]

daemonblade1229 All of this in 4 minutes.

[@badwolfo2585]

That is baby bottoms smooth

[@Julian-ww6hx]

You forgot about “I’ll kill you”

[@thatreddude8796]

Don’t forget: *AHHHHHHHH*

[@declantecho1717]

“ *_THAT’S A GILLET RAZOR?!_* “

[@SFray-sf7gr]

Waiting for "CEO of Robinbood". Come on college humor dont let us down

[@Cavellioken]

oh thata would be a good one

[@durzio9630]

We need a CEO of Robinhood, and now a CEO of OnlyFans

[@achesandpains4632]

@@durzio9630 CEO of Blizzard

[@Delta-ei7im]

These are all *fantastic* ideas

[@cyanide4068]

@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ sir, are you okay

[@FrancisR420]

Tumblr is definitely the best one "I created this website for Buddy's to do social media. *That's the reason why I started the BDSM tab!* "

[@eadweard2214]

*BUDDY'S* DOING SOCIAL MEDIA

[@mynameismaybeprobablynever5055]

ITS FULL OF WHAAT??

[@dyonnelis5856]

Bible discussion and study meeting

[@yoholup19]

Should we tell him?

[@anamusingidiot2565]

Ok so sometimes ceos are effectively leased out to different companies by "parent" companies, so irl some of this stuff could pretty much happen.

[@h2ojr1]

1 year later and I'm still waiting on my Gillette brand Big McRazr.

[@metazoxan2]

It turned out the material they used to make the blades look like a burger were EXTREMELY toxic and anyone that used one died within a week.

[@gayfroggo]

@@metazoxan2 wait then how is the CEO alive?

[@the4thsteve27]

@@gayfroggo money

[@spartanking2972]

2 years

[@lillyoboyle8136]

The five horsemen of the apocalypse David Taylor Brian Hat Rob Shelf Jonathan Floor Harry Pancake

[@ЕленаСацкая]

Thats 5

[@sendhelp5143]

@@ЕленаСацкая Yes, that is 5...

[@Foxy02016]

Their Arrival ls Approaching *Six, you forgot Adam Conover

[@c731-enfi]

Did you start your count at 0?

[@youcanpunchmeintheface]

you forgot Tom Ceiling

[@Lunaskylette]

honestly, the moviepass ceo actually made me really sad. Especially since it accurately depicts how desperate people get and how much they actually need it.

[@PrairieDad]

I love making up names for Venmo payments. I paid a beef rancher and titled it "PETA Donation."

[@luminatron]

"This is _seizing the means of production?"_ Underrated.

[@zyaicob]

I mean the means of production has been pretty roundly seized

[@kylemoder7550]

I can eat the rich and ass!

[@theily1724]

GoateToaste How about a rich person’s ass?

[@Fluffkitscripts]

@teddy and lily nah, they usually taste like death, sadness, and plastic.

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Teddy and Lily No. they will only feel the embrace of death.

[@ravenblack5294]

"This survey was conducted at a Klan rally. Do you think there's a problem with that?"

[@David-yq4yn]

Klan rally survey's tested well

[@idkwefr1751]

- Fox News

[@clyddnyl9684]

I gave you your 1000

[@ultimatejragon]

I read this comment as soon as he said it.

[@alyssaschultz6241]

N O

[@aioctober873]

I like how all these CEOs go through the five stages of grief, with them being: 1. denial 2. anger 3. bargaining 4. depression 5. acceptance

[@aioctober873]

@Bloodwyle thank you This message was supported by the “October is always right foundation”

[@wawayalert]

All of them, minus Johnathan Floor, who’s just kinda stuck at bargaining.

[@blakksheep736]

I think the second one was bargaining and the third one was anger.

[@p.m.e.7311]

19:38 putting chemicals in the water that turns the freakin frog's gay

[@zerdaquil1304]

CEO Brennan out here acting like every group leader ever who turns their back for literally three seconds, turns around, and sees that the whole group is in chaos.

[@bloodraven432]

Haven't enjoyed a series this much since 'If Google was a Guy'.

[@Starmadien2019]

I wish they'd bring that back

[@veghead05]

Man that was good

[@zeroanimation3956]

even better, "google CEO crossover"

[@420vicnic]

Agreed!

[@f.i.r.e.5119]

Oh, yeah. I'm definitely not alone in wanting more of these CEO skits. IGWaG is something I wouldn't mind returning, either.

[@kanonhinson2924]

Somewhere in the studio they heard a scream and said "oh, Brennan's recording."

[@Goblinkatie]

This keeps popping up on my “play next” list and I never skip it. I think watching all hope and life itself drain from each CEO’s eyes is the most amazing part of this series of skits.

[@user-crane]

Why can't you make more of these? This is probably the best CH Short Series Edit: Holy Ravioli, 1K likes?!

[@igoturdlcrighthere7290]

You said it yourself. *short*

[@user-crane]

@@igoturdlcrighthere7290 I meant to say "Series of Shorts" but nevermind

[@pinksnowshogun]

What is this reddit

[@ballsuckerunited]

Would you rather them come out rushed, or whenever theyre perfect and written well like these

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

Holy moly spicy guacamole I'm not sorry

[@remembernovember9059]

Tide: All of their cleaning products look like food. ABC: Full of racist and controversial TV shows. Venmo: Irrelevant but the CEO is delusional and extremely egotistical. Moviepass: Irrelevant but the CEO is desperate and emotionally broken. Tumblr: Attempts to remove NSFW content from what is essentially a porn site. Juul: Basically tries to sell cigarettes to children. GoFundMe: The community's attempt to fix our garbage healthcare system.

[@Rougarou99]

Tide 2.0: All of their new products look like medicine.

[@ren.67]

Irrelevant? Moviepass is an amazing concept!

[@nyxession944]

Tumblr: the toxicity has left us and now we are the only safe haven

[@ren.67]

@Brandon Pells yes

[@remembernovember9059]

@Brandon Pells yes

[@rconary]

The Tumblr bit legitimately made me laugh so hard I cried. Great job!

[@samcox6156]

Dobby is your master now

[@kairuku8498]

“The frogs got tits Carmen! I’ve never seen tits that big in my life!”

[@creator998]

A VERY different rule 34

[@thegamingpotato8776]

I was eating food while watching this and had to stop for the duration of the Tumblr part cause I just lost it

[@SneakyMeeky]

18:30 Only Brennan could make what I can only imagine is an outtake blend so well with his character. You almost dont recognise it at first 0-0

[@Sai-hd8ie]

Brennan's debut lol. tide pods CEO def in my top 3 CH skits. *why are you crying* gets me everytime.

[@-ralphaaa-3628]

Brennan’s debut, i believe, is in the video “Eating with your rich friends”

[@JStorkey6]

@@-ralphaaa-3628 Yep. Same with Ally and Raph even.

[@wombatperson5431]

"don't yell" is one of the funniest lines ever for some reason. Gets me every time

[@MegaKhelditia]

Feels like it's the context of the character that makes the juxtaposition so funny

[@TophinatorStreams]

The Tumbler CEO skit does a great job of showing just how out of touch CEOs can be. And lying about it. “One of my favorite fanfics”? So we can assume it’s been vetted by you- ohhhh, you had no idea what was in that Harry Potter fanfic.

[@lanthan598]

and it's even more clear now with onlyfans diving in the same shit full toilet that Tumblr dove on

[@TheScottishMutt]

3:28 Ally: "Meal bag" tested very well. Brennan: *death glare*

[@newbiedonthurtme1907]

And the oh so slight eye twitch, I've watched it a bunch of times and just saw it

[@toughmanrandysavage3077]

Whoever did his makeup did a great job, he truly looks like his life is falling apart xD

[@Hevensdragon]

forget makeup, that eye twitch. all the little mannerisms he has during it where just perfect.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

... Yeah...

[@Katherine-xh2zl]

who says its makeup? maybe his life IS falling apart

[@MonsterTaming420]

i dont think its makeup i think he is really just unstable

[@clairifedverified2513]

That isn't makeup.

[@spicy_lemon_waves7682]

I love how in all of them he's like doubting the company and himself about everything, exept in the venmo one. He's like "is that whats screwing us up? ... No!"

[@MedievalFolkDance]

"WE CANNOT KEEP SELLING SHOWS TO FOX!!!" Umm...Yeah you can. They'll take anything!

[@avenged-khaos]

and then they sold them all to disney lol

[@ikecampbell2221]

@@avenged-khaos to be fair Disney owns Fox

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

Yeah, but they really need to stop selling their GOOD shows to Fox

[@attackofthepizza6087]

bruh the second I read this, he screamed it in the video

[@durzio9630]

If you try hard, and never give up, and never stop running, they'll never catch you - Brennan Lee Mulligan

[@Kyodie-bz1sf]

I love how every single CEO's name is just "generic white name" followed by "household object"

[@TheNinthGeneration1]

George Waffle

[@DoctorVagrantYT]

@@TheNinthGeneration1 is he Harry Pancake's cousin?

[@TheNinthGeneration1]

@@DoctorVagrantYT there is no relation between Mr. Pancake and Mr. Waffle

[@vincentfreddoyle7555]

Landon bladandovon

[@TheOneWhoSnipes9]

Ted Lamp

[@junogienevevesapienti6601]

I've said it then and I will say it over and over again, BRENNAN IS ONE OF THE BEST CAST ADDITIONS IN COLLEGE HUMOR HISTORY. PERIODT.

[@dropout]

He's fine we guess

[@junogienevevesapienti6601]

@@dropout He's hella fine, if you know what i mean ;))

[@jthememeking]

@@junogienevevesapienti6601 Preach. He's hella fine

[@MrSockez]

"If you try hard and you never give up and you never stop running, they'll never catch you." Is going to be my new motto

[@artslife4424]

Man am I the only one who genuinely felt bad for that guy.

[@nalayuta2291]

Someone get this to EVERY CASTING DIRECTOR EVER. I need to see him in everything!

[@PHYTEthePOWAH]

Straight up. He seems very happy at CH and he must be getting paid but it sure would be great to see him on a bigger screen.

[@jackpollard550]

“Well I personally don’t see what the octopus is getting out of this,” is the single best line in this entire compilation.

[@jessicacole9502]

And the girl doesn't seem to be having much fun either

[@Zappygunshot]

@@jessicacole9502 The criminally underappreciated but all too important second half of the comment. Without going into too much detail, I turn off the second one or more parties aren't doing it because it's fun any more.

[@jordentaft]

Huawei CEO would be a nice sketch.

[@MrGksarathy]

Except he'd know full well about the theft and espionage.

[@physicsdenier793]

@Yibin Jiang Huawei tablet here.

[@jennacook2505]

+

[@Edzilla]

see, they dont have a full asian guy tho

[@messyiix7613]

Still holdin out hope for Bethesda CEO

[@andonforrer4136]

0:01 Tide CEO 4:11 ABC CEO 8:41 Venmo CEO 13:00 Moviepass CEO 18:06 Tumblr CEO Edit: HOLY SHIT IVE NEVER HAD SO MANY LIKES THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH

[@aprofessionalgamer5355]

Thx

[@campkira]

Complications of their old video.

[@MsMatilda24]

Thank you~ 💪

[@alicelu5691]

all of the companies that might be out of time...

[@helboy1999]

thanks mate

[@RFYoriginal]

Brennan could be the next Ryan Reynolds of subtle chaos acting.

[@jibbly5344]

“This is the coldest thing I have ever held” gets me every single fucking time

[@Tekno994]

“why are you CRYINGGGG?!!” lmaooo oh man I’m in tears Brennan is hilarious

[@robashton8606]

This is pure comedy gold. "Why are you crying?" Genius.

[@Blastronaute]

The delivery of the simple “don’t yell” is the funniest thing in this video

[@adhdmachine4960]

I fall asleep to this video every night, his screaming is extremely calming for some reason

[@reitheinsolvable7380]

How eve-

[@darkmatterburger]

Same

[@sparkydoodle696]

Ditto

[@niftythegoblin]

Me too! It's weirdly relaxing lmao

[@lordmeow]

Wtf!? You're lucky!

[@sjeskey8361]

"yaba daba do not search not search under there" is now my new favourite line

[@matotias]

Damn, I thought this was a new episode, this is my favorite series. Well, I guess I'm watching all of these again :D

[@nayasparrow3635]

matotias My thoughts EXACTLY :D

[@thetypicalanna7456]

Same

[@helios4810]

same... *sob*

[@addixz]

The tumblr is the new episode i think

[@yorg3742]

His "so we DO make food" will ALWAYS kill me, the start of a legend.

[@iamacatperson7226]

“With Facebook quickly unraveling democracy, and Twitter full to bursting with Nazi’s” Damn, haven’t heard something that accurate in a while lol

[@lashedcross8563]

I love the fact that he grows his hair and beard for different ceos, this shows that time past on each episode

[@printility9602]

@Rising Horizon Gaming Source?

[@simeoncope3111]

Are we just not gonna talk about how he wiped shaving cream off his face with a hamburger Edit: lol why did this blow up

[@HovektheArtist]

What you mean, that was obviously the mcdouble razor Brought to you by Gillette

[@LonzosSprayPainting]

There was a razor in the burger u can see a bit of it sometimes, it’s blue

[@iamacatperson7226]

@@LonzosSprayPainting nah, that’s just the unholy amount salt and other unhealthy amounts of otherwise healthy (and sometimes unhealthy) stuff in hamburgers

[@LonzosSprayPainting]

@@iamacatperson7226 haha most probably

[@mrfclarke]

Or about that being a chicken burger and not beef.

[@Palemagpie]

Brennan saying "dont yell" as the venmo CEO had me in stitches

[@pedrocarnelos703]

Theory: These CEOs are all the same person, and every time he notices the cracks in the business, he changes his name and jumps into a new one, becoming more unhinged and unstable with each failed venture... Edit: Holy moly! Thanks for the likes:)

[@VanillaSchleep]

its like the five stages of grief

[@VanillaSchleep]

except its out of order

[@pah967]

i ship it

[@dombjomb]

Moviepass is the finale. He hit rock bottom

[@capntcrunch1943]

The thing is that they all look nothing alike, and his businesses are always failing so I doubt he has the money for cosmetic surgery each time.

[@DEATHBEYOND_]

The movie pass one is what it’s exactly like when a company’s failing