Unreal Estate | Red vs. Blue

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[@jonathanglica5645]

I actually live in Phoenix and thats pretty accurate.

[@M1ckTheMan]

If you're still alive in that dry heat that makes your state the equivalent of a giant crock-pot, I salute you.

[@henryhank4325]

yoshimickster In Phoenix, when it’s the summer and you get in a black car, well then, heh. YOUR DEAD.

[@endergeek236]

I give that statement a regretful amen.

[@EchoKnightYT]

I’m from Mesa, so I can confirm this.

[@jokinghazard2312]

AW MAN, FEENIX!

[@ArthurCrane92]

"We have fun here at Red Vs Blue, but you know what isn't fun? Climate change."

[@NomadicWanderer11]

Arturo Garza what is your avatar picture from?

[@l.warner3951]

Nomad of Nowhere, another show from RoosterTeeth

[@sebastienholmes548]

God, I hated that episode of camp camp.

[@idwrewind8273]

" We have fun here at Red vs Blue, but you know what isn’t fun? Telling the truth to the police. "

[@shulkthesmileyboi]

Just saying: If your race is aquatic, that undersea home is perfect.

[@kairon156]

I do have murfolk in my universe so they'll enjoy it.

[@stwbmc98]

“SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, KAI?”

[@VodShod]

@@kairon156 they might have, either before the first rings fired, or currently in stasis on a forerunner arc.

[@Pilot231]

Like Tex?

[@Daniel-jh6lt]

The Florida, I mean Southeast American Island Chain, reference absolutely killed me! 😂😂

[@innertuber4049]

Rest In Peace, Cappy

[@Daniel-jh6lt]

@@innertuber4049 bruh this was 2 years ago. (Respect)

[@ScreentimeNOR]

"Try selling them on the lava house first. Those dickheads love burning shit!" - Dexter Grif, 2018

[@staradiablaster1737]

nazis want to kill innocent people and create a racial genocide, antifa wants to kill people who want to kill innocent people and create a genocide. the nazis and white supremacists are already in power in america you dumb fuck they have no reason to protest. antifa, who, have up until this point always held literally peaceful protests, and have been met by aggressive police forces, seek to remove the genocidal maniacs from the white house. meanwhile the nazi march in charlottesville was met with not a single federal retaliation whatsoever, and they DID cause tons of property damage. the racist, nazi's and white supremacists are already in control in america, and its not a good thing u dumb fuck

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

Brandon Graham They love burning crosses is the joke.

[@phasedcloak2835]

Screentime I don't know if you guys agreed, but i think this an inside reference. Remember what happen in Let's Play Minecraft - Episode 1?

[@Don-C.L.]

appelpoep Yay, deflections! Deflections for everyone! Everyone got to have a defective argument at one point in their life. Let that Pathos run and boil through you as if you're alienated unjustly due to the fact that nobody else is deemed in the same terrorist faction as White Supremacy- KKK. Also, a bit of a history lesson, but The Black Panthers were here to stop drugs affecting many communities, but J. Edgar Hoover sent said drugs into varying communities, which backfired with "unintended" consequences.

[@mrchiefbs]

Brandon Graham man, you sound really angry and misinformed... you wouldn’t happen to be a white supremacist, would you? Hahahahahaha

[@SourRobo8364]

Sister is back! We never get enough of her.

[@ryrkra8096]

Gordon Shumway We never got enough when she got that medical exam *lenny face*

[@HackingAtLife]

Yea but in an non-canon episode

[@Askewshelf]

Gordon Shumway I agree with you

[@DangerousPancake]

Bow chicka bow wow.

[@phasedcloak2835]

Dangerous Pancake / uG Echo Bow chika bo- dang it! why am i always late for the joke?

[@BagofBonesJAW]

I bought the volcano house. It came with its own hot tub. It’s perfect

[@augernaut4923]

Was the house the hot tub?

[@chappedbeaufort774]

was the hot tub a house?

[@puntastic78]

Uh, arent they only selling to white supremacists?

[@cavedman7870]

And morons.

[@burningfox4974]

question, did it come with a wine bar?

[@kiwialamode5031]

That last home really could use A wine bar.

[@KanchalYT]

Kieran Byrne God damnit

[@panzer_jager7412]

Lol

[@b.kl.1363]

Rip

[@Nazo-kage]

I was actually expecting the last property to turn out to be Blood Gulch

[@sparkfire8697]

Too predictable

[@rexosuitmk2577]

Besides, if Sis gives that away, where will she throw raves?

[@Rox123ify]

Christopher Wormuth she could sell red base

[@RobsonsPecs]

“It’s a shitty ad about real estate what could get someone killed”. Is caboose involved??

[@btonyh5878]

ad*

[@guardiansparky1766]

Obviously

[@storybookbus0314]

Lava, the only thing that's hotter than I am Cuz I have no air-conditioning, what else would I be implying?

[@thebachiever234]

Bow chicka bow wow

[@PhoenixOfTheNight]

(Depressingly) Same

[@Gat720Dua]

"Nerd-bot" I almost forgot Simmons is a cyborg.

[@Warden_Vtel]

Wow. Kaikaina sounds like a reverse TSA agent

[@iamlittlebrad]

Don 'Smacee that she does lol!

[@clarkelkins200]

She Does. When will RvB season 16 Be Released? I hope soon

[@thatdankfan4fun9000]

Don 'Smacee and why's does her armor look green instead of yellow?

[@lukepearce8293]

Clark Elkins it's gonna be released April 17 the I believe

[@tonyasa4658]

Luke Pearcel Really? Ah man, I can't wait

[@yungchoqquit]

PUT A WINE BAR IN YOUR HOMES PPL TO RAISE PROPERTY VALUE

[@thepie193]

Still keeping a dead meme alive huh?

[@RicardoGarcia-gq8tf]

Road to 100 subs with one video. Is that a reference to season 14?

[@diamondtron01]

Road to 100 subs with one video. AND STRIPPER POLES! You can't have enough stripper poles.

[@yungchoqquit]

The Pie You know it!

[@yungchoqquit]

Ricardo Garcia YEET

[@oreo-postraphe]

"Huh I think we figured out how to make the earth a better place again." I'M FUCKING DONE 😂😂😂

[@VinchenAdenca]

Love it. "Toxic Indian burial grounds?"

[@LadyOnikara]

Complete with your own "Pet Sematary".

[@turtle7792]

@@LadyOnikara what

[@jeppenielsen260]

any one notice that sisters armor is a kind of green color when it was meaning to be yellow

[@williamnguyen8663]

jeppe nilsen it's just the lighting it's yellow

[@durandol]

I thought the same thing!

[@SecondBestArtMuseum]

Probably a result of the green screen behind her.

[@pulsefel9210]

well is yellow available in the newest game? since they use that for the armors her color might be off

[@parkermihelic1627]

Nah it’s just a lightish red.. shit wrong person

[@Derek-it5rp]

Rooster Teeth the type of dudes to upload exactly at 7 AM

[@TheTbrandon]

6 AM their time.

[@I8ALLYOURBACON]

10pm for me

[@thaivinhhung657]

6 pm, my time

[@killerchaw7554]

10pm Aussie time

[@alexsal2737]

5 AM for me

[@marciawilliams2499]

I LOVED THEIR PLAN THEY MAKE AT THE END OF THE VID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ericschuller908]

I laughed so hard that it gave me a boner.

[@francisfatta]

PilotOffXbox I would rather say “bow chicka bow wow!”

[@garrettwilliams8273]

Funny thing it can improve the planet

[@anguspatel7620]

Those are all pretty good houses, but y'know what would make them even better? ...... A wine bar

[@Garry-Mod_Games]

Hmm sounds like something from season 14

[@jesterlefae3940]

House Hunters got nothing on Sister and Grif's Unreal Estate! It's so good, it's UNREAL!!

[@cabooseisthevehicledestroy]

ToLegitt2Quit Eh

[@jlsmyser]

They have pretty good continuity. Remember when they said "poor Florida" back in an earlier season. Well, it's underwater now.

[@RejectReef]

FluffynDaSmyz Ka-boom

[@skeltheshapeshifter2697]

It's been confirmed what happened to Florida for a long time. Project Freelancer needed Agent Florida (AKA Captain Butch Flowers, AKA Cappy) to disappear so that he could protect the Alpha in Blood Gulch. It would be suspicious if Agent Florida just disappeared out of the blue, and if they only had 49 agents for 50 states. And randomly replacing him with someone else would be super suspicious too. So their solution was to set up giant explosive bombs along the coast of Florida that caused it to break off from the mainland and sink into the sea. If you look at the Earth in season 15, you'll see that America doesn't have Florida anymore.

[@NathanMadden98]

FluffynDaSmyz The Wang of America got blown off in season 9.

[@NoahMills6521]

Obv you dont

[@picklesenate9681]

Skel the Shapeshifter Red vs Blue the only show where blowing up a state is less suspicious than just saying a guy got killed

[@The_Jawnski]

"Those dickheads love burning shit." Yeah, that's totally a Geoff line that made it into the script. Fuckin love the new PSAs. So glad Sister's back.

[@devinl9464]

As a fellow Phoenician, I can attest that they are 100% accurate with how it is.

[@TheDiggster13]

Is this where caboose comes screaming in telling people to invest in gold?

[@sven2win498]

I absolutely think that Joel is just slowly turning more and more into Caboose

[@MrMafiaDog]

Bruh who authorized them to make a commercial.

[@muddledspider6489]

Dog Dog 10 questions science still can't answer

[@LocalDiscordCatgirl]

Authorised by the Chorus government, Chorus.

[@avery9627]

Do you honestly believe they asked for authorization.

[@Nicosilva6]

Caboose

[@rexosuitmk2577]

They did. Griff and Sis. This was ALL them.

[@BubaMax]

As someone who lives in phoenix, this is 100% accurate

[@chief5125]

Description of Phoenix is accurate. Arizonian approved.

[@shipwr3ko134]

Once I saw the thumbnail I clicked

[@shipwr3ko134]

I was the only one here and now there's around 600 people that likes it already WOW

[@justagamer363]

Same

[@Brew78]

I thought it was Master Chief from the thumbnail

[@timv1109]

MR.AWESOME Boss if you didnt you would be a dirty BLUE!!!

[@ArrnorF]

once i saw a upload i clicked

[@blastskratch5868]

Thank you for involving Canada

[@tyrongkojy]

And forcing them into the woods like the savages they are is something we might actually do.

[@issacwhittaker3687]

We just want to be noticed.

[@JP-rf8rr]

Boo Canada sucks

[@4orks976]

我喜欢耶稣InfinityTemplar only because of all the white supremacists that went there

[@redbobkat12solorzano79]

Wow canada is the best without it none of you would have maple syrup

[@silentwolf6555]

What Simmons didn’t know was that Phoenix was disintegrated by the Didact during the events of halo 4

[@brettdawson5063]

I started get goosebumps at the start with the gutair rift. The nostalgia hit me like a train.

[@EwenVRC]

Why is sister green

[@thetravelerawx9696]

what does DC stand for? I saw that you, I was thinking it was a new character or some random character

[@darklordofsword]

District of Columbia or Direct Current.

[@LittleCheebs]

People change.

[@EwenVRC]

LittleCheebs color?

[@thelaughingmadness9417]

dark lord of sword the comic company dc stands for detective comics

[@weegee1204]

LOVE THIS EPISODE!! the sibling dynamic between grif and kai is too real

[@EggedAegis]

I live in Arizona and I can say that in the summer it closely resembles the ad..

[@wuftchan8299]

3:00 SIMMONS IS RIGHT LOVE THE SMART ONE

[@stevenharada8467]

Sister's armor is not green .... It's bluish-yellow.

[@schepper_wubs]

ONE MONTH TILL NEW SEASON

[@noneofyourbusiness9489]

Oh boy. That will totally not be utter dog shit.

[@GrapeFlavoredAntifreeze]

“This lovely Florida… I mean south eastern American island chain home” Lmao I love the callbacks in this show

[@EmilioReyes_97]

Well, sorry Arizona, Florida, Kansas....Canada. It's any consolation I'm pretty sure my state of Wisconsin is gonna be the new north pole ounce ice becomes a thing again.

[@bthsr7113]

While our summers roast everyone, out winters are also deadly.

[@jacktimson2401]

Well, Technically that'll be Russia. Would you settle for South Pole?

[@brix5405]

Pst its free real estate

[@jetpham3079]

Something Else actually its UNreal estate

[@rookieodst1376]

Haha after binge watching every season from 2001+ I am finally caught up!

[@x.v3n0m.x]

Rookie ODST same bro 😂😂

[@rightbehindyou4053]

Im still trying to im on season 9

[@x.v3n0m.x]

Thatone Dude better get with it man! 😂

[@EpsilonChurchRVB]

Thatone Dude You're literally on what used to be the best era of Red vs. Blue. S9-S13 are probably my most favorite seasons in the series.

[@warphenex037]

Rookie ODST u know season 1 was 2003 not 2001?

[@playwars3037]

A PSA done by sister, oh boy, better grab pop corn this ought to be interesting.

[@bowenorcutt78]

0:23 Well, she IS the only one of you guys that's managed to make a life for herself outside of the military, so there's that.

[@Megaproductions302]

It looked like Master Chief in the thumbnail at first XD

[@Zaros2400]

Megaproductions302 I was so confused...

[@thabird480]

Megaproductions302 tru

[@primeoggaming876]

Megaproductions302 mastery cheifs armor is darker and green so I wasn't confused. If you thought it was master cheif, what color is the dress?

[@EmilioReyes_97]

Megaproductions302 surprised Halo hasn't leant them the rights to have him appear for something XD

[@somerandomdude7785]

It IS Master Chief.

[@AwFiddleStickss]

Bring back Burnie as Season 16's writer.

[@ErikLee12930]

yes

[@BlackOmegaEnt]

I enjoyed The Chorus Trilogy with Miles but after that it kinda fell flat with the Blues nd Reds tbh. I wanna see a story where they actually go up against a real threat like they did with Project Freelancer and the Space Pirates

[@stp9782haha]

Black Omega Ent season 15 was lit tho

[@danielgraham1879]

Did you not see the whole thing? That crazy machine was going to turn the planet into a black hole.

[@OniContraverum]

My god yes. Or fucking miles. This new dude doesnt know what thw fuck hes doing the last season SUCKED

[@namdaman3100]

I live in AZ and that's accurate!

[@morrisbeauregard286]

Finally! It only took 10 seasons to get Sister reunited with everyone! Hopefully she'll stick around.

[@nep3910]

Sarge is red, Caboose is blue, When I listen to Metallica, My neighbors do too

[@kennethquintero5356]

I wouldn’t exactly call Earth a “thriving oasis”, Simmons.

[@Sai4651]

The quality of the animation is so nice, my eyes can't process it.

[@Andrea-nom]

This was hilarious! Lol 😂 I’m excited for the next season. So many story lines I need conclusions too.

[@421rationalargument4]

Can’t wait for when season 16 comes out

[@kylenguyen7371]

1:28 Yeah, I've lived in Phoenix. Pretty accurate depiction!

[@bowenorcutt78]

The Covenant probably thought to themselves, "Jeez, do we even need to be here?"

[@rainfyre2694]

3:52 that’s the dive from new Vegas.

[@BlackRavenFeather565]

Can confirm that it is completely too hot to survive in Phoenix

[@TempestMaximus]

This is why I love Roosterteeth. It so true of what's happening right now.

[@eddieswolfcave7921]

Thank you, thank you so much for another episode. I've been waiting

[@laurelcampo6359]

Thank you for this! I really enjoyed it!

[@zackcrisis100]

Lol as a guy who lives in Pheonix As, I thought this was hilarious xD

[@ethanhowe103]

I'm pretty sure the house at 3:41 is in Fairbanks, Alaska on the banks of the Chena river. I'm not 100% certain, but I am from there and I'm fairly certain it's the one I'm thinking of.

[@puppetasm]

I am ready for season 16! Great job RT

[@theromuluanhunter6976]

Yes, finally!! I know that this is not Red vs Blue Season 16, but a new video is ALWAYS accepted.

[@christianvillapando4060]

Hey I'm vacationing in Phoenix right now! The lava feels great...

[@dominicm8251]

😂 Ahhh yes. This brings me back

[@miguelazzoplays9500]

i need more and love this stuff so mutch

[@drillerslegacy82]

Thanks for the videos I loved it keep up the good work

[@justinbrown2982]

So...this got a little meta....

[@maverickmak]

He's involved too!?

[@chrisk7607]

Crap well maybe grif will get a new griffshot

[@LocalDiscordCatgirl]

Maine had a son!?

[@geoffreylewis5435]

I love how this did nothing to hide the whole, global warming is fucking up our planet thing AND talked shit about white supremacists, lol. This was awesome!

[@trentsims]

This title gave me Foamy the Squirrel flashbacks. Good to see sister return though and it is always interesting to see how much RVB separates itself from the Halo universe while still technically being part of it.

[@aidanwaters3679]

Second favorite video from rvb. Can't wait to see if there will be a season 16

[@djfaceplant2076]

Is this the 2nd or 3rd RT Video to talk about global warming?? I know Camp Camp also did it, but did RWBY Chibi do it too?

[@kennethmontgomery509]

Arizona: Its a dry heat.

[@myrappapanda6292]

FINALLY YOU POSTED!!!!

[@derrickmoore8219]

Ha... so much joy.. im the person who made Bloodgulch back in 2000... so glad to see people still enjoying it

[@sigmatheinkling5701]

MORE RED VS BLUE!!!!!

[@Meister420x69]

Arizona looks like a volcano... seems legit

[@derekwst3-YGO]

that's only in summer, our other season notsummer is actually pleasant.

[@exe_zeus]

i love this series as much as air

[@killstrikegaming1317]

Thank you so much for making more red vs blue videos 😀👍

[@AlfredFJones1776]

We get it Rooster Teeth, racism is bad.

[@a02g73]

First of all- I love hetalia so great name- second of all, I Dont think there anything wrong with this, racism is bad, nothing wrong with pointing it out

[@Archcadegamer]

On a dead earth devoid of humanity racism doesn't really matter

[@KnIf0rTITAN]

No dude WHITE racists is bad...... every other skin colours racists is fine..... apparently....... that's why we never bring them up.

[@alalalala57]

Gamgees No, racism would still matter but everyone would be dead.

[@alalalala57]

KnIf0rTITAN But you bring it up all the time so it balances out.

[@gabethebabe3337]

It’s free real estate...

[@stephenkrogstad8290]

One of the best things I've seen in months

[@emmarose4257]

Love this! Funny yet real

[@bbrbbr-on2gd]

Live in Phoenix, accurate... 😂😂😂

[@Shadowcipher104]

Newsflash, nobody cares if you're first

[@pedroyadier6354]

I was born on the moon

[@razzledazzle9751]

Pedro Yadier Nieves Diaz are you super strong!?!?!?!?!

[@sugondese5683]

furst

[@tonyhakston536]

Bratwurst

[@LELEDURAN1]

Don't be mean for no reason

[@joshwoznicki2844]

I have been waiting for sister to come back for almost 10 seasons, this is AWESOME!!!

[@PROcrastiDRIVESVofficial]

AWESOME VIDEO!!!! Hahaha, cheers RT!!!

[@natalie6811]

Red vs blue? Eh, I guess I can spare the last of my data.

[@thesupersonicstig]

They save Earth Earth becomes a fireball. Wait.... If this set of episodes is set before the water park burned down, then Temple already sort of won, right? The Earth is inhospitable now, and his targets are most likely dead?

[@LocalDiscordCatgirl]

thesupersonicstig it’s a non-canon PSA.

[@blackvial]

That is only Arizona

[@kelfora5289]

I didn't know this series was still going , wow impressed

[@Shiva-ee6gz]

Jesus, I love this series! It's so funny.

[@ExiletheJedi]

God, I missed sister

[@sparkfire8697]

ExiletheJedi too predictable

[@SomewhereinIngerland]

I really don't mind politics in RvB and I do actually agree with their message about the environment, but idk I kinda feel like the politics outweighed the comedy a bit in this episode. I still enjoyed it though, it's really nice seeing new RvB content.

[@GBDupree]

Yeah, I didn't really find any of it funny either, The only joke really was the selling the houses to white supremacists, but I expected that, and found it all too predictable. Is this episode written by the same writers of season 15? I think they need new writers or bring back the old ones. The current ones aren't bad, but are bog standard writers, and I think RVB deserves better than lowest tier Comedy Central writers, or worse, Spike TV writers.

[@skylerhudson2226]

Yea I started noticing shit like this in the last episode of the last season.

[@dugestyle78]

What is political about saying white Supremacists are bad and can go die in lava? It’s not like they linked them to a party or anything.

[@BlackBulletRave]

Link to the current political climates, ect. I don't come to RvB to listen to today's political arguments. I come to listen to fun, funny shit. The same reaction would be hitting if it was the radical left, rather than the radical right. Don't care, let's just get back to the funny shit.

[@SomewhereinIngerland]

This wasn't written by the writer of S15 or the writer of the new Lopez and Caboose PSAs, I'm pretty sure it was written by someone else. Can't remember who tho.

[@capeman1601]

The happiness that takes over my body when a RvB PTA or Episode is Released 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cooperreid3101]

Thank you for the episode to hold me over👍👍👍👍

[@SheapCreaper]

So what they're saying is, the grass-and-ice-covered island on Earth at the end of season 15 never happened? The picture of intact continents and thriving humanity from space was just for that episode, and Earth's actually a dump? Bummer that the UNSC chose to build their new base there. Did the person who wrote this watch last season, or did they just need a good excuse to say "toxic Indian burial grounds?" Wait, never mind; I just answered myself.

[@Lizard-813]

SheapCreaper In the beginning he says "Hi, I'm Dexter Grif of the popular Web series Red vs. Blue." So this obviously isn't canonical to the series.

[@ravenfal1496]

PSAs, like this one, aren't a part of the show's continuity. They used to make these more often, and it was obvious that they didn't take place in the actual show.

[@SheapCreaper]

Yeah, I know it isn't canonical. Still funny, though. Kind of like how Lopez got his first PSA the other day even though his head was at the bottom of the ocean at the end of last season. Who had to scuba dive to get him back?

[@joythompson8543]

"OMG DON'T MAKE RVB POLITICAL" Have you.....Have you WATCHED the show?

[@matt0044]

"Crack jokes about everybody... except things that I don't wanna hear."

[@LocalDiscordCatgirl]

“I’m not a white supremacist but WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING WHITE SUPREMACISTS!!???! OMG sooooooo political” (I am joking by the way, before some rightist comes along and proves Poe’s law.)

[@JP-rf8rr]

Yeah, I have watched the show. It was pretty far from political. It was jokes about game logic, screwing with physics, critiqueing movie cliques, and bringing extreme characters around bizarre adventures. It didn't preach about climate change.

[@FireyeMC]

我喜欢耶稣InfinityTemplar What about the abortion joke?

[@checkme1830]

This calls for a rewatch of every Red vs Blue episode to check for a Green message!

[@ATK.]

Best episode yet.

[@fruitgushersbanana5853]

This was more cute than funny but I'm still grateful for it. It's been awhile since we've gotten RvB PSAs