A Trip Abroad | Red vs. Blue

Going on a trip abroad can be scary; luckily Grif and Simmons have some advice that will surely come in handy. || Ever wonder why we're here?: bit.ly/RvBChannel || Join in on the conversation at: bit.ly/roostert...
Rooster Teeth Store: store.roosterte...
Rooster Teeth: roosterteeth.com/
Achievement Hunter: achievementhunt...
Business Inquiries: bit.ly/1DZ77uy
Subscribe to the RT Channel: bit.ly/13y3Gum
Subscribe to the AH Channel: bit.ly/AHYTChannel
Subscribe to the Let's Play Channel: bit.ly/1BuRgl1
Subscribe to The Know Channel: bit.ly/1zhUav4
Subscribe to the Slow Mo Guys Channel: bit.ly/OqINYx
Watch RWBY: bit.ly/1rCOzuh
Watch RT Animated Adventures: bit.ly/1ottZdf
Watch X-Ray & Vav: bit.ly/1M639nc

[@StarkRaven59]

I love how Caboose is pretty much an honorary member of Red Team.

[@kairon156]

I think it started when he went to Red base to look for elbow grease. Edit: I was reminded that this was Donut not Caboose.

[@codywilcox4040]

He's killed more members of Blue team than they have. Of course he is.

[@ncl6822]

Nah he’s just an NSA agent(remember that one PSA)

[@veorangejuice733]

@@kairon156 i think that was donut when he was still wearing red armor

[@kairon156]

@@veorangejuice733 While It does sound like a Caboose thing I believe your correct. It was donut.

[@kirbytheotaku737]

"We don't go to places that don't have a McDonalds" "Why not?" "It's not safe, value your life son" Best quote I've heard today

[@BlakeBelladonnaTucAndRoll]

Best quote I've heard in like two years.

[@impurityking5662]

John Howard yes

[@generalawesome7279]

I bet its the only quote you've heard today too

[@chaoschay4337]

John Howard 👍The best lines i’ve ever heard

[@jessicakrios9382]

It's actually true as well no country with a McDonalds has attacked the U.S. or it's citizens after the McDonalds was installed.

[@deathbunny1718]

"back when Florida was still around" -sarge we talking about captain ... or the state

[@TheDisneyLover58]

deathbunny .... yes.

[@DUSKHUNTER713]

deathbunny florida was missing in the platet shot when they visited earth in season 15 so.... Yes

[@mischievousgames9130]

In unreal estate psa they told you Florida was flooded

[@the.grand.oracle]

What's a Florida?

[@Ribbons0121R121]

lol

[@pronounjow]

Caboose is adorable! I like seeing his camaraderie with the Reds.

[@ALWAYS_CABOOSE]

Jo Reven Awwww thanks

[@blackwarrior0776]

No, that’s not a pillow. - Caboose

[@AgentMaroon78]

I guess it wouldn’t be hard for Simmons to hold it in. After all he didn’t use a restroom for 3 to 4 years while he was at Blood Gulch.

[@stevenwolfe3610]

Wait...Simmons is 70% robotic...

[@LadyOnikara]

@@stevenwolfe3610 Need to change the oil every now and then.

[@Ardomew]

Rest in peace, Whiskers! I'll always remember the great times we had with you and Private Andersmith!

[@smugsneasel]

Grif, Simmonds and Sarge slowly turning to Caboose about his Mcdonalds comment is the highlight of this video.

[@beverlyarcher3744]

Not even the one where Simmons said he would never leave a friend hanging and they left caboose in a toilet?

[@Freefire-xm8vt]

“My suitcase is just grenades!” I honestly expected that from Sarge.

[@pixilatedretrodoggo3278]

I like how simons refers to Burnie rant about construction when saying “you’ll know it’s the airport because there will be a big sign there and been under construction for the last 15 years.”

[@Meister420x69]

Lmao Rtaa and Podcast refrence

[@augernaut4923]

So that's siding with Gus (Who voices Simmons) and says it's at every airport?

[@Frank-zv4up]

Which podcast was that if you would be so kind?

[@loonylenny]

Frank Stein podcast 452

[@Grim-c8n]

Frank Stein There's also a animated adventure of it

[@BoredDoc]

Japanese toilets smarter then American soldiers killed me. Mostly because I was outsmarted by a Taiwanese bidet recently. Turns out they don't stop spraying you clean automatically and the big red button wasn't the stop button but it was for hot water. Needless to say it was a confusing first experience with a bidet. Some enlightenment and a little bit of soul searching happened in that hotel bathroom.

[@sonicrose8430]

David Ure this comment made my day

[@dimezrecon]

Goff would know, lmao.

[@nico-v113]

That’s an experience lmao

[@Fureiji88]

Dr. Phil: so would you say the "bidet" violated you? did the "bidet" touch you? lol

[@zerorilation]

James Fitzgerald that's exactly what I thought😂👌

[@blithealchemy]

Caboose got stuck in a foreign toilet. xD

[@ALWAYS_CABOOSE]

UnprocessedTech That's the second time it happened too.

[@beverlyarcher3744]

Yeah after simmons said he would never leave a friend hanging

[@shaneellis8717]

The race for the first comment is like Grif and Simmons' race for calling "Shotgun!"

[@tubbstubbs.5311]

Shane Ellis Fuck!

[@wchan39]

Tubbs Tubbs. Shotgun's lap!

[@ImperfectXIII]

Donut finally got to see Paris!

[@mrcyberian9079]

Caboose: What about those places that don’t have McDonalds? Everyone: *slowly turn around* We don’t go to the places that don’t have a McDonalds! Lmao

[@CinderBurn04]

Why not? It's not safe value your life more son.

[@DrenixWarriorKnight]

Where's the record scratch?

[@lightish3754]

I didn't really expect much less from an American show but it still caught me off guard.

[@mrxnacho7925]

But Sarge everywhere has more then just Macdonald for fast food

[@coachlombardi9657]

@@mrxnacho7925 Yeah, dangerous places.

[@Azinnation]

Construction for 15 years *Burnie Burns triggered*

[@MrMeme-tn7oh]

Azinnation ya I caught that too

[@kyletanking]

Same

[@ZoraVisions]

Ahhaahhaha

[@anthonywhite1460]

why does it take so fucking long

[@Popcornalot]

Caught it

[@mower2008]

"Where's Caboose?" It only takes that short phrase to make me laugh uncontrollably. 😂😂😂

[@HomingRocket1]

"We don't go to places that don't have a McDonalds" "Why not?" "It's not safe, value your life son" - Sarge 2018 Thats a life quote.

[@kingsofthief4694]

Caboose is the only blue that follows the reds around

[@tonygonzalez9211]

Kings Of Thief that's because the other blues are dead, or on some mission/in "alone time"

[@ii-panniik-ii4332]

Grimm Zer0 lol tucker is still behind that rock

[@WilliamBeasley]

Well, Caboose and the main three reds are the only ones to be in every season. (not counting Tucker's call in Reconstruction)

[@AMWZPN]

It's adorable rreally, he's basically the little brother of the gruop seeking guidances from the others.

[@mattwo7]

He's the only one that would to begin with.

[@DatYellowBear]

*OHOHOHOHOHOHO! BAGGUETE!*

[@justcallmenoah5743]

DatYellowBear of course, how else do those Frenchies talk

[@reyasem]

Slow down there frenchie, not everyone here speaks french

[@jennpenn10]

Night Bro . . . I am disappointed that i laughed at that.

[@maverickmak]

That was definitely Miles. XD

[@liokagabrielaxel]

baguette*, don't insult us

[@EpsilonChurchRVB]

Grif and Simmons make my day every time I see both of them. Love it! XD

[@AgentAlaska9000]

Rest in Peace, Donut's cat 😢💔 *MOMENT OF SILENCE* Grif and Simmons, I'm gonna poison your next meals.

[@pcachu]

Given what they usually eat, will they even notice?

[@blithealchemy]

Specifically Grif. Make Sarge proud!

[@AristonSparta]

Poor Whiskers

[@andresortega8305]

AgentAlaska9000 5:09

[@logotho7340]

F

[@kenzieuchiha1191]

"The TSA's down here..."

[@tigerstorm6622]

3:23 That’s the second time in years that caboose has cussed on the show...,

[@Creen_Crayon]

He cussed in season 15 when he was telling loco about chorus

[@HeroProductionz]

Well third when he called tex a cow in season one if that does count as cuss word

[@Someguy9283]

What episode was that again?

[@darkpone3731]

Herogameplayz no that was a death wish

[@HeroProductionz]

Ike Eisenacher lol

[@thegrekko]

I fell off my couch crying, even with my dog in my lap, from Caboose hollering, "Uh, guys? I'm finished! How do I climb back up?" 😂😂😂

[@Unwithholden]

"Oh hey a pillow, nope definitely not a pillow"

[@jadbuilder]

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

[@oneconn9959]

The TSA is down here!

[@juancapomasi9046]

What's TSA?

[@TheDisneyLover58]

Priest I’m afraid to ask.

[@348joey]

Transportation Security Administration

[@yawningpheonix]

I always love the couple notes of intro from "Blood Gulch Blues." That little interlude always takes me back to a box canyon with no way in or out in the middle of nowhere.

[@Southhs]

1:47 I'm already loving this security guard cos he wears Recruit armor and isn't a total noob.

[@mironricardo]

I am always hesitant watching these cause i think i will find them boring, but damn... these are still as funny as i remember them. ♡

[@smellybumfluff3243]

When you like the video before you even watch it

[@pedroyadier6354]

That is so true.

[@Cardinal8427]

SmellyBumFluff3 I do that all the time

[@dooporama9603]

When you like a comment before reading it

[@odstsoldier6252]

5:39 AGENT FLORIDA WAS STILL ALIVE DURING THAT TIME

[@thebattleshipcondescension]

Or the state

[@vm6615]

I think he meant the state

[@ARC_ARAPPO]

Agent Florida is Captain Butch Flowers

[@odstsoldier6252]

Verbum Mallum yeah ik it was the state but when the state was still around Agent Florida was also around it was a reference to both the state and Agent Florida

[@mrxnacho7925]

@@odstsoldier6252 Whats a florida?

[@Templar127]

Another PSA from my favorite power-armored dudes!

[@ALWAYS_CABOOSE]

templar 127 It's not power armor. It's State of the art biomechanical body armor. Stop confusing Halo with Fallout. Oh great now I'm confused.

[@kairon156]

Are there other Power-armored dudes who make PSA's? Cause that might be interesting to watch.

[@dgood5707]

i like how RVB are still making stuff. heck ya.

[@catbandit04]

Lol wakeup at 6 am and I look at my phone. I never watch KZbin in the morning cause I have to get ready for school but this is a major exception. 😂

[@APolitePsycho]

“That time when you got food poisoning in Hong Kong” Is Simmons refering to Miles when he actually did get really sick while in Japan?

[@colleenmoore2867]

I’m so glad you guys keep continuing

[@bmanbuster6845]

Wow so glad to see there still making red v blue I used to watch years ago when they started

[@unusannus..8005]

Yes yes I missed you guys

[@ninetailednaruto11a]

Thanks for keeping the story alive with these fun little videos. Can't wait for the next season.

[@HiImAiden]

*Sees RvB upload* Ok like then watch

[@sierraandreason1667]

"For example, toilets in Japan are often much smarter than the average American soldier..." 3:47

[@howlingfang3215]

This Will Be The Day, god I love that song

[@bobmarley4781]

Throwing peanuts at the flight attendant lolz, Simmons drove me to the airport. Omg this is gold

[@Roamingfirebat]

I’ve lived in a naval base in Japan for 16 years and speak fluent Japanese and yes I know meltable curse words for caboose.

[@mattwo7]

3:40 Oh I learned all about this part from JJBA. Poor Polnareff.

[@Southhs]

R.I.P. Whiskers.

[@manuelkfc7916]

Southhs5115 You mean the cat, the company, or the wine? Xdxd

[@Southhs]

Manuel kfc the cat, obviously.

[@electricbluetiramisu3713]

As someone going abroad in 3 days time, this was the perfect primer and reminder on how to behave. I look forward to sharing with you my discoveries of Czech Republic's McDonalds

[@TheDisneyLover58]

Yeah Caboose cursing makes me feel like I heard child curse feeling both amused and ashamed.

[@savannahjones123]

Omg these shorts are giving me life right now.

[@Jbush69]

Never clicked so fast

[@primeoggaming876]

J Bush lol thank God for notifications

[@nathanandrews1793]

same

[@RafaelPrates707]

Wow, you are improving. Last time you never clicked so fast too

[@muhammedmar]

J Bush Saaaaame

[@ConzyWonzy1]

Café _8 yea I don’t understand why these comments always get a mass amounts of likes, like yea we get it, we all clicked as fast as we saw it too lol

[@conneryotto6737]

As someone who's lived abroad and traveled with newbies, this video CANNOT be more true. RvB is the best ever. Of all time.

[@bowenorcutt78]

Don't worry Donut, Wash LOVES cats. AND he's gotten very good at picking up everyone else's- Edit: Dammit Wash, you had one job!

[@lindsaym.8267]

So I came back from a 9-day school trip from the US to London, Paris, and Rome. Have to say this is uncanny timing and very true for my group that went on the tour.You forgot to mention travel by train though. Maybe another PSA on Traveling Abroad pt. 2 : Transportation. Talk about the getting a passport before the trip, waiting for the plane, taking overnight trains, packing systems and all that.

[@LadyOnikara]

Damn, my schools sucked. The most memorable field trip we had (besides to the chocolate factory) was to my house to see some baby pigs that were just born.

[@Daito8]

"Ooh, a pillow! Wait, nope, not a pillow..."

[@TheGlowingFairy]

Simmons calling Grif his friend is all I needed from this video

[@Kalina47]

A RWBY song on a RVB outro? “Heretic, he’s a traitor!” Nah, I’m kidding.

[@camerongraves8398]

Man ive been watching you guys since I was like 10 please don't ever give up sincerely a long time fan

[@bubblicousn1344]

I broke my finger pressing on the screen so hard trying to get to the video XD lol

[@bean1161201477nps]

“Home is where your flushing toilet is.” My iPad just autocompleted and recommended everything after fl in flushing. Technology FTW!

[@rookieodst1376]

How could someone dislike the video BEFORE they even watched the video

[@wchan39]

Rookie ODST Because assholes exists in this world!

[@Justice094]

Just happen to be leaving on a trip today. Good thing I took notes. I'll be using them.

[@Mo__Hamad]

Still waiting for that trailer rooster teeth

[@toca7348]

Fucking hell guys, that's some of the funiest shit ever. Yall need to produce another season way more faster lmao and not these short vids that leave me wanting more!!!! Thanks guys. Y'all are the shit.

[@mybrotherlikestochangemyna2132]

Construction for fifteen years. BURNIE.

[@gdavis9296]

Thank you. I'm moving to Europe for a few months and this really helps

[@RobsonsPecs]

I’m not even joking I made that joke about the toilet flushing upwards in grade 5

[@beepbeeplettuce5015]

I didn't even read the title before clicking I saw Sarge and I was like "HELL YEAH MORE RVB"

[@odstbag337]

As an international traveller, don't do anything they just did. Also, the French just aren't that helpful to others. If you go to France, at least make sure you're fluent in French. Learned that the hard way.

[@polouriball9383]

Uhh this is a parody

[@odstbag337]

Polouri Ball Uhh, I know.

[@butterdog7236]

2:40 in the mini series MIA where the reds and caboose go to Valhalla the only characters there is sarge Simmons grif and caboose and that is exactly what we see when they get in Paris

[@arrow_awsome]

Only show I like before watching.

[@Doomsail6]

Am I the only one who waits even at the end of the video, head banging and fist pumping to the sound of "this will be the day" at the end of the video?

[@grimmaster-og4sz]

Good morning fellas

[@primeoggaming876]

grimmaster3412 good morning

[@augernaut4923]

Yeah.

[@ii-panniik-ii4332]

grimmaster3412 Morning

[@pandarin6206]

grimmaster3412 Mornin’!

[@manuelkfc7916]

grimmaster3412 Good night

[@aidan04p84]

Will always be a red vs blue fan and can't wait for next episode

[@TheHero136]

They should have just brought Andy, he would be great at translating and would easily fall down that hole.

[@legendarymasterchief7620]

I am absoultely hyped for RvB Season 16! Especially the time travel...

[@The_Jawnski]

I could feel Burnie getting mad somewhere in the office as Gus recorded that line.

[@kairon156]

This joke goes over my head. is there a link to the podcast where he talks about it?

[@placeholderband19]

@@kairon156 there's a few rtaa's about it

[@blazezard501]

Nice moment to get these advices, I've been putting myself to shame all this time

[@natalie6811]

I got my data back a few days ago, let’s go.

[@thatamericanfez478]

I like that podcast reference. Construction that's been going on for the last 15 years.

[@uncleii]

R.I.P whiskers ????-2018

[@oneconn9959]

????-2818 (idk these time lines are as confusing as the X-men ones)

[@290647dj]

I miss this so much

[@thefreelancer1862]

Logan paul could learn from this

[@wingedbluj1674]

Emperor Laoch Too bad he's an idiot who shouldn't be allowed to even touch a camera anymore.

[@impurityking5662]

LOL true

[@wchan39]

Even the Reds and Blues being the idiots they are, didn't piss off another country that badly!

[@Grim-c8n]

Meat Wait... The shithole in this video or a shithole in general?

[@SuperLumianaire]

Logan Paul and his brother are fools.

[@usamazahid3882]

LOL THAT LITERALLY KILLED ME MAN. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Simmons: *Perpetual motion roller coaster. Reading light in Funeral Caskets. Jon Lovitz. Jon Lovitz?* Grif: *Adult Diapers, but for babies.* Caboose: *Clouds. Skyline. Tarmac.* Grif: *Did you just write whatever you saw out the window?* Caboose: *We weren't playing I Spy?* *(Grif's Stomach Growling)*

[@JT54770]

What did caboose say that got censored

[@TheDisneyLover58]

Jury Teror I think about that. Do you REALLY want to know?

[@littleg5664]

This is very hilarious for me considering I came back from a ski trip to Austria a bit ago.

[@Project-ew8je]

Cadose can see 4th wall too !

[@kairon156]

He was in the Halo campaign so it wouldn't surprise me.

[@billyhawkins3195]

it's like they know when I'm craving new content

[@haroldcolegrove89]

Ah poor CABOOSE the veichle destroyer

[@mystic_spider]

There are only Spanish subtitles. I love these guys.

[@Gothck_RxNoctis]

I don't know how the hell i comed Here at the 5:00AM

[@arby627]

I came at 6:00 am

[@Gothck_RxNoctis]

Hunter Whitfield Wow

[@jerellcortese4287]

I woke to find this on my phone

[@kevinkellyantonio3040]

okay who else is the idiot that actually Clicked the time stamp.... (O_o)/

[@BiggerFudge]

I don't know how you can make that many grammatical mistakes in a sentence

[@vincentmartinez5570]

3:18 I didn’t think Caboose had it in him.

[@yacabo111]

Simon's first name is Richard

[@chappo1725]

Grif: You're a monster! Go stand in the corner and watch your mouth you piece of shit! I'm still laughing my ass off from this line months later lmao

[@healerwolvthetrader8915]

The live stream whats that about its offline?

[@justinbrown2982]

Best thing i could've woken up to

[@thesupersonicstig]

*HAW HAW HAW HAW, BAQUETTE!!!!*

[@colderland]

"Just hold it 'til you're safely back home."

[@SuperGman117]

I had a cat named whiskers :(

[@LordAnubisGaming]

Ah TSA jokes. Gotta love it. Especially when Caboose makes it.

[@darthvader4594]

Am i the only one who liked this video before watching?

[@Asheslit]

R V B IS BACK BABY!!!