What Is the Funniest Thing You've Ever Witnessed Right in Front of You?

[@heatherroberson8981]

I laughed so hard I cried at the buttcrack incident.

[@Ilikebunnies-metoo]

I darn near knocked myself out from laughing so hard 😂😂😂

[@DetectiveCreeps]

I'm crying right now listening to that part. Hahaha

[@Dirty_Sancho]

I was driving home from work on the freeway in tears when this story came up. It was hard to see the road while I was laughing and crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Chuggnuts]

I nearly sharted I laughed so hard

[@natralskitsophrenia8465]

XD I had to lean against the cupboard while listening to this with headphones, lmao

[@kelf114]

I lost my cat of sixteen years last night. But that butt crack story still had me in stitches. Oh dear God. 😂😂😂😂

[@Just1Nora]

I know it's been a few weeks but sorry about your kitty...

[@PhoenixMoth]

Sorry for your loss

[@tumbahantoine2517]

I was drinking with 2 friends by a cliff, we had 24 beer between us in a windy day. My friend went to pee off the cliff while the wind blew hard and pushed his pee into his face and body, he stood there yelling at us to help him, my other friend just yelled “close your mouth!” Good times

[@nancymontgomery8897]

19:04 Narrator says: "Your uncle sounds like he was a great guy. I am sorry for your lost colon".

[@conleykat]

I was hoping someone else would catch that. lol

[@midnightgamer-21]

Hahahahahaha

[@feywildgamingyt]

My grandma was giving my little cousins some lunch and the 5-year-old asks her "Where's your mommy?" My grandma, not wanting to ruin her innocence, simply said "She went to heaven." (most of my family is Christian) Without missing a beat, this child shouts "she DIED?!" Funniest shit I've ever witnessed. Kids have no filter.

[@jenpw1525]

I walked into my barn. One of my sheep looked at me and literally said “shit” then went back to bah bah bah. Obviously the sheep wasn’t actually saying “shit” but the sound that came out of him was the perfect phonetic “shit”. I died on the floor laughing that day. Wish I had it on Video

[@rfgenius1223]

To the guy who was dying on the bathroom floor in a cinema, I salute you

[@nicelydunwell5681]

I can't remember specifically what was so funny, but I do remember a brick of hashish, a hookah and about 5-6 people. People were laughing so hard they literally couldn't breathe... for like an alarmingly long time. The people who weren't incapacitated by laughter were trying to render aide to those who were... Which made the situation even funnier. Things escalated until everyone was literally writhing and gasping between giggles on the floor. Can attest at least one person shed urine. No one was permanently harmed except the hookah which broke later that night... possibly for the best.

[@izzywolflover]

Saw a man holding a sign that read; Need Money To Ugly For Prostitution

[@TurtleChad1]

A turtle approves of the funniest thing you've ever witnessed

[@brandonlucas2101]

You still owe me $50 bucks for that weed you damn turtle!

[@rhiallbee5775]

Standing in the water at the lake my boyfriend and I both watched a little boy (maybe 7) drag himself out of the water on his belly and scoop up a mouthful of sand. Like straight used his jaw as a shovel and SCOOPED. We died laughing and the look on his face as he realized his mistake was priceless. We still randomly bring it up and laugh about it several years later

[@nemo227]

The seagull story made me laugh out loud. I try to be wary of seagull "attacks", blackbird "attacks", crow "attacks", hummingbird "attacks"(not too fearful).

[@Kyy-Sokia]

What kind of damage can a hummingbird do to you?

[@nemo227]

@@Kyy-Sokia They're unrepentant killers; vicious, unrelenting, and without remorse. Twice, they attacked me and caused me to lose my balance and fall from the high wire in the circus. I nearly broke a fingernail and scuffed my shoe. Another time, when I was performing delicate brain surgery on an elephant, two of the little flying criminals came into the operating room and pecked at my micro surgery goggles. The elephant had to retire because he could no long play concert piano. That's the sort of damage they'll do. Be on your guard, my friend. Be on your guard.

[@keels829]

One of my male classmates in choir at my school somehow got a hold of a hair comb, like what some girls wear in their hair (I never figured those out tho). He and another boy were trying to figure out how it was supposed to stay in someone's hair, and one of the girls piped up with "you see, girls have these little holes in the back of their heads that they would put that into." So then, the boy is like "oh really?" and acts like he's going to test that theory on a different girl who is between him and the first girl. The first girl says "wait, don't try it on her, she has a disability!" After that, the boy pantomimes placing the comb into holes on an imaginary head, twists it 90 degrees, and says one word: "unlocked". I was laughing a lot at the other things too, but that one action and one word broke me bc it's just so stupidly funny. I couldn't sing bc I was laughing so much. I found out later he calls the comb the "key to women". Without context, it might sound kinda bad, but I'm a girl and I find it really funny lol

[@Esspie_huez]

Unlocked! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@keels829]

Update: I just discovered that it was not, in fact, a hair comb. It was a music solution, like what some musicians use to keep their music books open. That makes sense considering it was in the choir room, but also makes it funnier that no one realized that it wasn't a hair comb (music solutions look a lot like hair combs except flatter).

[@lexie2740]

An old married couple teach a class and argue over a bag of pretzels.

[@DetectiveCreeps]

8:45 "the buttcrack incident" is the best story to ever exist.

[@sheilaslowe6340]

My aunt and uncle had a glass patio door leading outside from their finished basement. We were visiting from out of state,, and a bunch of us had went downstairs one day to watch a movie when their dog started barking to come in. They would put her on a lead so she wouldn’t run off into the woods. My aunt was at work and my uncle had let her outside from the upstairs. The front was ground level too, as their house was built into the side of an extremely steep hill there in Tennessee. He walked so fast from the downstairs through the glass patio door, thinking that he had already opened it, that he hit it hard enough to break his nose. All of us downstairs couldn’t help but bust out laughing. Until he turned around and we could see all of the blood. Got back home from the hospital right before my aunt got home from work. After hearing what happened, she looked at him, shook her head and went into her craft room. She returned a moment later with this big sticker and went to apply it to the glass patio door. She stuck it at his eye level and said to him, “if you can see the sticker uncle’s name, the door is closed”!! Then still shaking her head, she went upstairs to change from her work clothes.

[@yehbuddy4251]

When I was like 16 I was in a chick fil a bathroom washing my hands and there was a random woman in the stall and she was loudly moaning and talking about how constipated she was. She said “it feels like I’m having a baby!” There was another woman waiting to wash her hands behind me, and we just kinda looked at each other

[@EvilKermZ]

*WHAT IN THE GODS NAME ACTUAL FUCK.*

[@EvilKermZ]

LMFAO

[@PeninsulaPaintings]

In High School, we had a game that we played in our Indonesian language class. We all stood in a circle and tossed around an extremely light bamboo ball to each other, we had to ask a question to a person in the circle, toss the ball and the person who caught it; had to answer the question in Indonesian. I caught it, answered the question correctly, so it was my turn to toss it to someone else - I targeted someone who was well on the other side of the room. I don't know how, but my throw was so bad that it knocked a ceiling light right off its hinges, and it crashed right in the middle of the circle. Thankfully, no one was sitting there. The whole class was in absolute hysterics after a few seconds of stunned silence. The teacher had a good sense of humor too, so I got zero consequences.

[@masterhodgkins9501]

Gotta love classic New Mexico stories, it’s like a reminder that New Mexico Man is like Florida Man’s best friend that isn’t talked about

[@rockertoad4761]

Don't remember this personally, but my dad does and has told me the story. When I was about two, my mom was at work and it was only me and him at the house. He decided to go take a nap. Little 2-year-old me, however, decided to take my pants off, along with my diaper. No sooner had I done that, then I took a huge dump right on the floor. I knew I was going to get busted for that, so I did the only logical thing. I took my little mini dollhouse from the closet and placed it right on top of the poop. then, I pushed the dollhouse into the closet, leaving a very big streak of brown on the carpet. And my dad came in in, and saw the streak he pieced together what had happened, and it remains one of my family's funniest stories to this day.

[@EvilKermZ]

*The Fuck*

[@Choujifangirl]

1:45) The only thing I can think of is Adam Savage from MythBusters saying “am I missing an eyebrow“ that nearly got me into a coughing fit from laughing so hard

[@Faptastique]

2:56 there’s this place near where I live that sells fries in a reflective package to try and confuse seagulls but just in case it doesn’t work, it also has a label saying “NO REFUNDS IF FOOD IS STOLEN BY SEAGULLS, THE BIRDS DO NOT WORK FOR OR WITH US”

[@honorb4glory606]

My brother was driving during the summer, in a city he was unfamiliar with, and accidentally cut a guy off. Both of them had their windows down. The guy yelled at my brother and flipped him off. My brother whipped his head around, and gave the man a serious, indignant look, locking eyes with him. Without changing his expression, my brother let out a very loud belch. The previously angry man had confusion flash across his face, then cracked up and drove away laughing. I wasn't there, but I can picture it clearly, and it makes me laugh everytime.

[@crescent_igplays2997]

Please do more vids like this, and pranks stories! Love your channel! Have a lovely day everyone!

[@thistlefaye2557]

As someone who bikes with the clips, we have started to film every time someone tries for the first time. We know from experience there will be some damn funny falls 🤣🥰 and I am glad we got mine on tape!

[@SiegeTF]

Met a neighbor and her friend at the park while I was walking my dog, a blue lab named Blitz. The neighbour is friends with Blitz, but as they approached I growled under my breath because I didn't like her, Blitz picked up on it and barked at them as they got close. The one on the left bolted right, and vise versa - the two colliding and bouncing off one another like it was a sitcom. Don't think I ever laughed that hard.

[@samuelrodrigues9071]

Are you sure you don't live in a Loony Toons episode?

[@wschnabel1987]

Worked graveyard at a non 24 hour Walmart. A little girl actually got stuck trying to climb into a claw machine and got stuck. We had to call the fire department to bust her out, and the whole time I thought of that toy story scene with the green aliens going "THE CLAAAAW CHOOSES WHO WILL GO AND WHO WILL STAY!!!"

[@Jerry_the_Head]

I was in history class, goofing off during study time, and I was scrolling through Tumblr, now; this was around December, and Tumblr users have this tradition to reblog the "Seasons Greasons " meme, and I ended up being unable to breathe due to how hilarious those memes were, and it only became funnier when my teacher asked me if I was okay

[@hunterhollingsworth9058]

I worked the night shift at a gas station. each shift, around 3am, i had to go outside and walk a circle around the building. this was to clean any litter, and to see if any homeless people were camping out on the property. one night, as i am walking around the building, i turn the corner to see two homeless guys crouched down against the wall, both holding steak knives, and stabbing at the wall. I called out to them "Yo WTF are you doing?" at the sound of my voice, they bolted. for some reason, these two hobos were trying to use knives to tunnel into the bathroom of a 24/7 gas station. I like to think that those two were part of an elite underground hobo society. that all across the city, the others in their network were tunneling into gas stations and they had plans in action to take over the gas industry. But me, being the great guy that i am, foiled the entire plan by scaring them off.

[@bland9876]

I wish I would have said it out loud but after 2 hours of a 4-Hour class my teacher said "let's have a break" and in my head I immediately thought "have a kit Kat"

[@nicholasnguyen5181]

That was hilarious

[@FirstLast-Area52]

On our way to Disney World we passed an antique car.. it was shaking and puttering and suddenly a wheel comes off and the driver veered right into a junk yard. It was such perfect timing we started looking for camera thinking it might be a Disney movie we were watching being filmed.

[@russelljohnson6267]

Man, that story about the pellet rifle and the italian food had me laughing so hard!

[@Yazzaroo22]

8:46 butt face story had me 😂😂😂😂

[@vladimirenlow4388]

"Somebody shot-a my spaghet!"

[@yellowmello1223]

My dog likes chasing after cats (typical dog behavior). We were walking down a neighborhood and one of the houses had a cat statue in their yard. My dog stops and starts stalking it, and then runs full speed right up to it. She stops at the statue, confused. She sniffs it and walks away like nothing happened. I wish I had my phone with me so I could have captured that.

[@deborahorwig465]

Playing volleyball in gym class. I, short nerd in the front row, turned around to watch the ball as it went to the back row. Heavily built wrestler volleyed it back, straight into my face. It didn't hurt, but my initial reaction was embarrassment because everyone's attention was now on me and it added to the false perception of me not being athletic. In an instant, their perspective popped into my head and watching the ball ricochet off of my face like something in a cartoon cracked me up. I doubled over with laughter and for a moment, everyone was concerned that I might be seriously injured. Their relief at realizing I was not hurt intensified their suppressed laughter and for a solid two minutes both teams were just breathless with laughter. The wrestler apologized and hugged me and at that moment the teacher returned and impatiently asked why we were laughing. This set off another round of laughter as I gasped while relating the incident.

[@Tranitosaur]

This is what I do every time something embarrassing or just something that looks funny from other people's perspective I find myself laughing at myself a lot lol.

[@fnafplayer6447]

This was a incident when I was an intern at Project Search. So it was me and other special needs people who were in this job group and one specific time.I had to use the bathroom. Then I hear the other the door open and somone comes into the stall next to me. This would be fine except I got to hear a play by play as I kept hearing *aaaah it's coming* and stuff like this which made it really awkward. When when I finish and come out then he comes out. Turns out it was one of the people I knew from the group. He was clearly embarrassed. When I told that story at the end of the time we were there he wanted to probably sink into the floor.

[@earthquake903]

This is absolutely hilarious, especially the butt crack incident. Do not listen to this while driving! I only made it 11 minutes before I was laughing so hard I almost passed out! NSFD!

[@bumblebee949]

5:51 Literally this is the start of Bella's obsession with Edward

[@BlueSkyBirdies]

Ok ok lemme tell one! It was winter. We have a steeply sloped driveway and I had gotten my car stuck in snow at the bottom, facing up towards the street. My brother, sister and I were walking down the icy driveway from the top, when all of a sudden my brother slips, and turns around so he can fall safely onto his hands and knees. But he doesn't fall onto his knees, he stays on his feet while his hands are on the ground, and then, he starts slipping again. For whatever ungodly reason, this is when he decides to yell... MUSICALLY. So I turn around, and have the immense privilege of witnessing the spectacle that is my brother sliding slowly down the driveway, backwards, ass-first into the hood of my car, with his ass in the air and loudly singing the opening to "The Lion King". It. Was. GLORIOUS.

[@ThatWolficorn]

The buttcrack one killed me You just can't make this stuff up lmao

[@lucyicanel]

While playing Mario Kart Wii with my friend, she was baby Mario and we were on Wario's Goldmine. My friend fell off the track and was so far behind that the round ended while she was in the void. The finishing sound and screen play, then a small pause, and, from the darkness, a quiet, pathetic, "...mamamia" from baby Mario. It might be a "you had to be there" moment but the timing, quiet pause, and the way the "mamamia" was spoken made abnormally hilarious.

[@mariesantana3384]

I was eating with the buttcrack incident and started chocking for laughing so hard 🤣 8:46

[@pattyslater514]

OMG..... "butt crack incident."! I LOLed so much at this, that not only were tears running down my cheeks(face, not ass in case anyone was questioning 😁), but from laughing so hard I gave myself an asthma attack! Totally worth it. 🤣😂🤣

[@Choujifangirl]

The first one had me rolling, the comedic timing of that was genius

[@leionne]

Bruh the go kart one! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@ironbar5786]

The guy in the stall had me dying

[@ChesnokOrNot]

1:50 THIS IS THE FUNNIEST STORY THAT EVER STORIED Edit: 4:19 I stand corrected

[@wolfstarchaser]

Had a stone deaf Australian Shepherd get chased around the back yard by a butterfly. The dog would back away and bark at the insect, which continued to flutter toward the dog. This went on for several minutes. I wish I'd had a video camera.

[@Evillustrations]

It took me a second to realize you meant Australian Shepherd as a breed and not a person herding sheep in the outback. XD

[@wolfstarchaser]

@@Evillustrations Yup. Doggo, not Dude. :)

[@Choujifangirl]

0:35) those stories where a dog collides with a window is always funny

[@MrsShocoTaco]

I went to the auto store to pick up wiper blades for the hubby's truck but forgot what size. This was before cell phones so I had to call him from a payphone outside the Subway shop. As I spoke to my hubby a guy in one of those big blow-up sandwich-shaped advertising costumes attempted to reenter Subway but couldn't quite fit himself through the doorway and no amount of wiggling was going to work so, he walked out to the opposite side of the sidewalk and took a running jump toward the doorway in an attempt to shove himself through the door.... and got stuck. There he hung in his giant sandwich costume wedged perfectly in the doorway with his feet dangling a foot off the ground. It took two employees and a large man in overalls a good 15 minutes to un-wedge him from the door. I was laughing too hard to tell the hubby what was happening so he hung up on me 🤣🤣🤣 I never knew those costumes were so tough lol

[@DrGeorgePBurdell-USN1701]

15:02. Once was said, "Rugby is a hooligan's game played by gentlemen; and soccer is a gentleman's game played by hooligans"

[@shybairnsgetnowt]

The butt crack story shows me how hard-boiled I am 😂😂😂 I would've laughed my ass off and forgotten about it the next day instead of cringing every time my husband mentioned it

[@danielbeaney4407]

I was at work. Me and my work mate used to get a lunch in an old peoples home (we're gardeners so we where there to do the grounds). We had just left our plates on the kitchen side and where walking out the door a big glass sliding door btw. My work mate was infront of me and walked into the window next to it with an audible *Dong* "OOH" . The nurses and kitchen staff and me all burst out laughing i was nearly falling over as we walked back to the van.

[@mollyrogers5851]

I'm sitting at an almost empty bar on a Thursday. The couple behind me are clearly on a first date. It's getting late and I'm getting ready to go home when the man of the couple decides to get up. He trips over the strap of his date's purse, hits the deck, and rolls twice before ending up on his back, leaving me, his date, and the lone bartender in a stunned, hysterical silence.

[@nikkivillemaire4855]

I don't have a story, but thank you for the video! I had a good laugh at all of the stories!

[@DonutprodzDonutprodz]

One time, I was playing spray paint on roblox and a guy kept saying "I love p-rn" and I wrote on the wall saying "bro, I'm eight Years old. Why are you writing this stuff? it's inappropriate" and right by my spray paint drawing he said"OH H3LL NO" and left the game 😂😂😂

[@madelinegarber7860]

Omg the butt crack thing and the next story with the ice patch had me rolling.

[@Esspie_huez]

The "brown-nosing" wife story is craaaaaaazy 😭🤣

[@joeguzdial9405]

When I was 10 one of my school lunch ladies said,”Ya want balls or tenders.” All 6 people in the line laughed so hard. I just said,” I’ll take balls.” Lol (they were referring popcorn chicken or chicken tenders

[@MeowthRocket]

3:38 that one sounds a lot like Rocko barfing on Rocko's Modern Life from "Carnival Knowledge"

[@Kyy-Sokia]

Messing around with my sister and her friend. We were on a camping trip and it was late, so we had a fire. We started throwing random stuff from my mom’s car into it. We, being all around 12, decided to throw a battery in the fire. “Pop.” Nothing happened other then the noise. “That wasn’t too bad, try the other one!” Throws it in “move it closer to the fire.” Sis Pokes it with a stick. “WHOOSH” Flaming battery acid comes flying out straight at us. Fun times.

[@bonnieoleary3006]

When I was a child in the 1980s, it was still acceptable to burn trash in a metal barrel in the back yard. I'm not sure how many, but one time old batteries were somehow mixed with the burnable trash. The entire metal barrel and it's contents flew into the air like a rocket and landed maybe 10 feet away in the middle of the unpaved road alongside our property. Good times...

[@mellj7213]

This video has provided me with so much joy🤣🤣🤣

[@BlindStarLily]

Picture this: You’re fifteen, in your sophomore year in an advanced theatre class full of older kids who intimidate you. You’ve got a few friends here and there, but all of them are better actors and singers than you, though they’re freshmen. You feel mildly envious of them as well. Then, one fine, summer morning, your teacher tells you and the rest of the class to go outside through the classroom’s little backdoor to play a game. So, even though you don’t really want to seeing as you’re working on your novel and are planning on dropping the class, your slightly younger, but far taller friend, Naomi, offers to help you through the messy classroom and to the door seeing as you’re visually impaired and have trouble in that regard. As you take Naomi’s offered arm, you think about how good of a friend she is. She’s pretty, funny, smart and extremely kind to everyone. She is the definition of good vibes and it’s rare to see her upset or even frowning. You’re almost certain Naomi has a natural smile. On top of that, she’s from a Christian family, but has never once tried to convert you and respects your faith. Lastly, out of all your friends, you’re positive Naomi is the most innocent. When you all get outside, one of the upperclassmen girls, Monika, tells everyone to stand in a circle. Feeling most comfortable with her, you stand next to Naomi, who’s happy to let you. On your other side is your other friend, a tiny guitarist named Petra, while on Naomi’s other side is the confident, hysterically funny Victor. “Okay, everyone,” says Monika, “today we’re playing a game called Bang.” There are a few questioning murmurs around the circle, including your own as well as Petra’s, before Monika goes on. Walking around the circle, she explains the rules. “If you’ve never played,” she announces, “here’s how the game works. I walk around the circle and stop at a pair of kids.” As she speaks, Monika walks to stand before Naomi and Victor, a serious tone to her voice. Her commanding tone gives you slight chills. “I point between Naomi and Victor here and yell out, ‘Bang!’” When she says this, Monika points her hand between the pair like a handgun. “Then,” she goes on, her tone never shifting, never faltering, “they bang each other.” Monika says this so confidently, then silence falls. You can’t see, but can feel the exact moment Monika realizes just what she’s said, can practicallly hear her face going red, her hand, once pointed into a powerful shape, fly to cover her traitorous mouth. And the entire classs loses it. Picture that and you’ll get maybe a fifth of the hilarity I did.

[@jravell]

3:50 Listening to this while doing the dishes. Been laughing for a couple of minutes now.

[@Clinton221087]

Now, in South Africa our final exams are generally written in a large hall/exam room. We could only leave once everyone had finished their exam. One of my best friends was notorious for using the entire allotted time. During the English lit exam everyone, except previously mentioned friend, finished quite quickly. Then suddenly, after more than two hours of complete silence, someone shouts: "Jesus dude, just finish already." The entire hall burst out laughing including my friend. I still chuckle when thinking of the examiners trying to keep it together.

[@Shadoboy]

I was with my grandma walking down the street and saw this guy in a car turning a corner pretty badly and, randomly decided to cite a Jojo quote. In the original, it was Gyro saying "'Tell 'em to eat shit, Johnny" to which Johnny replies "Tell 'em yourself". But when I said "Tell 'em to eat shit, grandma" She actually yelled "Eat shit!" at the car. I didn't really expecting that response from her.

[@madelinegarber7860]

I shouldm’t be watching this at work 🤣

[@crystaldawn9255]

I haven't laughed so hard and probably over a year as I did with the butt crack one

[@serge263]

The Buttcrack Incident......ow my sides. That was too funny.

[@johnrainsman6650]

The funniest thing I've ever seen is my neighbor's confidence. And I'll tell you why that's funny. He has ASD and a learning disability (so he's really slow, dopey, and socially inferior), he's 27 and still lives with his mom, he has no driver's license, he's never dated before, he went to a small charter school instead of the bigger, superior public high school, he graduated at TWENTY, having started the 9th grade at sixteen, and yet, despite all that, he still has _confidence_ in himself. He actually believes he's capable of things and very intelligent. I mean, sure, he graduated from college, but come on, anyone can. Just work hard. Not that dedication and hard work counts as his skills, since those are just choices (and thus we have the talentless Hufflepuff House). Besides, despite graduating, he still lives at home and works casual dining services. Couldn't get his own place or a career to match his degree? After graduating in 2021 That's just sad. So why the heII would he believe in himself?

[@rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242]

One time I was at an anime convention and me and my friend were waiting by the escalators for her fiance to come out of the bathroom when this guy with a bluetooth speaker starts playing the Michael Meyers song. The songs been playing for a few seconds when who do we see start coming down the escalator? It's Michael Meyers, and he's noticed the song and that we're all watching him. So he decides to pretend to chase the guy in front of him down the escalator and "stab" him while we're all cheering. Hands down best moment at a con I've ever seen 🤣

[@williamepler2901]

You needed to be there. We were playing an RPG called Fiasco in which you make a story. It was news channel-themed and I was the reporter. My water bottle was my mike and my friend was "filming" me with his Nintendo Switch. My other buddy is the "teleprompter" and is just doing whatever I say. I say "we have a juicy story" and he started thrusting. I btoke down and laughed, then another guy pretended to sweep thr ground in front of us

[@Doodlegecko]

oh my god 8:46 had me laughing so hard my sides hurt and tears were rolling out of my eyes

[@sophthetoast1997]

I was playing a ROBLOX game titled BFB 3D Roleplay. I was on a team with a marble, a donut, a needle, and a barf bag. I was a radio. We had to come up with a name for our team. The marble said they were a sphere, the donut and the needle had holes in them, I could play music, and the barf bag had puke in her. Our team name was Sphere In Music Puke Bunch. The acronym was S.I.M.P Bunch.

[@graceschreckengost3076]

Funniest thing that happened to me was me and my cat just standing at door waiting for my dad unlocking it...basic me and my cat were struggling to get in the door before the other...my cat won and got in first...I was laughing so hard

[@Tinf0iI]

some guy turned himself into a pickle. funniest thing i've ever seen.

[@JustSheaShea]

Over 10 years ago, my mom and I were in traffic on I35 freeway in downtown Dallas and I look towards an old hotel building to see an older lady try to climb the side of the building then fall dramatically on her back, feet in the air. Funniest crap ever.

[@lcoq19]

If you're having a little trouble "dropping the kids off at the pool", while seated on your porcelain throne, listen to the robo-reader read out "the butt crack incident" at 2x speed! 🤣🤣 I forgot I had an earbud in when I went to the bathroom but that was the quickest poop I've taken in years! 😳🤣🤣

[@dancappilla4026]

I have a funny moment: So, I was on a cruise ship, and I was gonna use the elevator, and what was there? A WHOLE F*CKING PIANO WITH A GUY PLAYING IT.

[@hillellaj]

As a biker that rides one of the 'fancy bikes', it has happened to me literally so many times I can't even. Now imagine that but instead of alone at a crosswalk, hitting the group of ten bikers riding with you and you all fall over because you were distracted by a butterfly.

[@Choujifangirl]

6:55) that’s one hell of an image and a very funny image to boot

[@rebekahsearcy8986]

I watched one of my pitbulls do a front flip and I filmed it but deleted it. I miss that dog. Love u Sasha.

[@clh816]

Only reason i love r/slash is because he actually reads what he puts out. I hate hearing misspelled or misinterpreted things

[@beckyhartley9502]

Rslash and Mark Narrations are the best tbh

[@rachael3979]

8:51 I think I just died laughing.

[@slay_qween]

for me: i got bullied for hangingout in a lgbt hangout bc it was chill nobody was shoving their sexuality in peoples faces. a dream stan said : OMG ITS A SIN TO DO LGBTQ EW and i said bro shut up dream stan then i got banned for "making fun of a religion/identity" LIKE I DIDNT KNOW DREAM STANS WERE A RELIGION NOW- 💀

[@savannahmoats2056]

The boat one had me in tears😂😂

[@ryandavid8247]

Driving on the main road outside my city, a car to the left of me loses its left wheel, and his detached wheel proceeds to curl around the corner of an upcoming left turn, and misses road workers on the pavement and other cars in the process. The bloke driving has to then turn left on his 3 wheels while it is still rolling down this off road 😂

[@catphotos9836]

One time in i think 3rd grade maybe my class and I went to see a movie in a cinema that was in a mall. There was a McDonald's right next to the cinema so we went to go eat something. One girl takes her food with her, and when going down the escalator trips, spills her stuff on the escalator and rolls around trying to get up. Those poor chicken nuggets

[@bowserjrimacasualshutup6754]

i probably have more but i'll share two in middle school during PE, we did the mile and the teacher called us to get ready to go back to the locker room. we gathered and sat down. i pretended to kick someone playfully, intending for my foot to stop when it was closest to the ground, but i miscalculated and my foot slipped and i fell flat on my back lol i didnt get in trouble for it. hell, the teacher didnt see it at all at home back when i was a child, we had this thing with 2 handles and a wheel in the center which was probably used for push-ups or something. my mom was in the living room using this thing trying to do push-ups which i already found funny since she never did that before. she tried lowering herself as she push the wheel away, but pushed too far and toppled onto her stomach with an audible grunt. i couldnt stop laughing in silence

[@ChijiroOwOXD36]

My friend Mike broke the square fountain with a bat, it was very funny.

[@andrewdelaittre1132]

I was thirteen years old and was at an alpine slide, I was ignoring the safety rules about going to fast so I was going about thirty by the end. I was rounding the last corner and saw that someone was getting off, I pull back on the brake… only to realize that it wasn’t working. I shouted at the person to clear the way. I slammed into the tire barrier and went flying end over end and face planting into the mud. Broke all of my ribs, my nose and my arm, but fuck if it wasn’t hilarious when I watch the footage back today. Like a Chaplain skit.

[@jimtin8754]

That bolognese story is brilliant

[@Ky1ie.W]

I was in robotics class and I was partnered with these two guys (I never learned there names but we'll call them F and J) F was also in the design and modeling class (3D printing) and he got a deer skull printed, but the first one broke so he got a second one. J and I were chilling at the table and F came up to the table, he showed the skull to us and then put it in his book-bag then started taking his hoodie off, (one hand was around where your shoulder would be and the other was out doing whatever) when F shoved his book-bag off the chair, obviously breaking the skull (3D printing isn't that strong) so J took his hoodie sleeve spun it and bitch slapped F with it. I then proceeded to DIE laughing, and it has since been the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[@duncan_kyle]

my god the seagull one got me

[@lexiconwell6976]

9.04 i cried laughing xD

[@cchastant8251]

Was living in a second floor apartment, a 2br. One day as I'm reading a book on the couch on a sunny day, it gets a bit chilly, and I close the sliding glass door. The cat watches me do this. He doesn't care; there's a cat door that still allows him to go out on our balcony. An hour or so later, still sunny out, still chilly. Still reading my book. The cat falls victim of "kitty rips," where he tears through the apartment at full speed, sounding a bit like Velcro from hooking claws in the carpet and yanking himself forward. Running from the living room where I am to the master bedroom about 7-8 times, he chooses on a whim to run out onto the balcony. Through the sliding glass door. Through the CLOSED sliding glass door. The glass does not notice. The cat bounced back. I fall over on the couch, laughing so hard I cannot breath. Boyfriend in the kitchen asks what happened, and I cannot answer... or breath. He pokes his head out into the living room, and sees me on my side, and his cat on his butt, wobbling. Until the cat shakes his head, at which point you can FEEL how much that hurt from the wince... poor cat! This lasted about a half hour, sitting there wobbling, and every so often shaking his head to clear it, only to feel how very bad of an idea shaking his head was. Then he laid down on a floor pillow on the non-opening end of the sliding glass door, and for an hour, once ever 5 minutes he'd turn his head and whisker the glass. Turn his head back with a, "Yup... door's still solid," sort of expression on his face. Miss that cat.

[@someonesomewhere9115]

My cat fell out a window once. It was 1st story and she was fine so it was funny. But on another note my mom used to work at a church that had fully glass doors and windows in the front, and she saw a bird fly straight into the glass. Later she was telling her coworker how stupid the bird was and she did the exact same thing. She also fell out of her chair a lot at that job.

[@cchastant8251]

@@someonesomewhere9115 Same cat, same apartment. He liked to go out onto the balcony and climb between the glass door and the screen... until his head was about 3' above the deck. I'd walk up to the door, and he'd flip his head back to look at me, all casual. "Hi, mom! Great view, lovely weather, right?" Then he'd go back to watching what he could see of the world. Such a funny boy...!

[@stephanieschultz1361]

A pocket rocket is something else entirely 💀💀💀💀💀 ⚱️

[@jimmythecacodemon2397]

My two (rough) friends were playing ping-pong, one of them decided he would hit the other with his paddle, well long story shot, the paddle broke and flung back at him, friend he was trying to hit didnt feel anything apparently. Now there are two of us rolling on the floor from laughter, and one rolling on the floor in pain Edit: I just remembered this one, different friend. Me and him were up at what had to be 3AM, and we were just looking up Florida man stories, and looking on Google earth to find stupid places, and how long it would take to walk there (i.e. peepee island, and shit like that) we laughed so loud we woke his parents up. Fun times