Cops who've had to call in for an "all units", what happened?

[@TannerJ07]

"Coffee is half priced. I repeat: Coffee is half priced."

[@Thirty_Five]

donuts are 0.02% off today, all units on site

[@codyscorner2.082]

Swordfish Swordfish!

[@securatyyy]

WEE WOO WEE WOO

[@J.M_Swindon]

@@Thirty_Five *PANIC BUTTON ACTIVATED*

[@GoatimusPrime-y9r]

@@J.M_Swindon*PANIC ENSURES*

[@repetitiveroutine7051]

"All units, be advised, ive got falling acorns and a golden retriever, send backup!"

[@mategetsnosleep3612]

You don’t understand guys! The acorn was very dangerous! It could’ve shot someone! It had to be stopped before it was too late.

[@benwhite6507]

Joke's on you, it's the neighbor's dog. You're at the wrong address.

[@theoreticalexistence9630]

I love how this could absolutely be code for something somewhere.

[@WitherMCPVP]

@@theoreticalexistence9630it is 😭

[@WitherMCPVP]

@@theoreticalexistence9630 A cop shot at his patrol car with someone in it because he heard an acorn fall on it and thought the guy in the car had a gun even though he had searched him and he didnt have a gun

[@crumman4299]

A kid I knew wrote “I have a bomb” as his name at a bank as a dumb joke… he got tackled by a swat team and had to answer to a few crimes. That imo is a major TIFU.

[@xxxlovicxxx]

Common sense blah blah

[@beomgyuswife7138]

@@xxxlovicxxx💀

[@mc4906]

Was it as funny as he imagined?

[@ThunderClipsGaming]

Yeah ok buddy 😂

[@xxxlovicxxx]

@@ThunderClipsGaming I was talking about “common sense ain’t so common” lol

[@kurotsuki7427]

40 person bar fight? Wow. "All units, there's a mouse in the house!"

[@maxias5]

she should've been given a fine for that. straight up 10 year old behavior

[@ethanparr8955]

Yeah, idk why she wouldn't have just called her husband or, you know.... An exterminator? ​@@maxias5

[@catmanmliolunny]

@@maxias5 same town however. I can believe that for small towns, since not much usually happens

[@Darkspark06]

@@maxias5 She asked for one person, not all of them

[@morbidphoenix8363]

"Sir... There is a horse in the bar... This is unpredictable"

[@knowwhoiamyet]

"Welp, another uniform down" leading to a misunderstanding like that is hilarious. Unfortunate result but that's a great story to tell new hires.

[@bandit5875]

I bet people in that department still talk about it lmfao

[@Xmurdermittenx]

@@bandit5875 With a nickname like "Jack the Radio Ripper" how could they not? lmao

[@drunkenmozzie4712]

Bet they had a nice brief on proper radio usage after that no one listened to

[@ACNordstrom]

Story 2 happened to my buddy, but instead of suicide he devorced her, she pissed hot for coke and got dishonorably discharged and got a yeast infection that she ignored till it sent her to the ER. she was crazy.

[@consumingkazoos]

it's "divorced", spelled with an i. i misread your typo as "devoured". as in, he ate her.

[@ACNordstrom]

@@consumingkazoos english my be my first language but it aint my best

[@consumingkazoos]

@@ACNordstrom well it was funny at least??

[@sanjefff]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@ACNordstromit’s good bro, no one is judging you on it the other person was just correcting you

[@ACNordstrom]

@@sanjefff i know :)

[@notatimetraveler6444]

“All units” “Local units” “Already at maximum population” “Higher tech level required, build more reactors”

[@fiascothe63rd]

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

[@CoolBroKazuma]

ODST pods launched! O- O- O- O- OD- OD- O- O- O- A- A- All- All ODST away!

[@Kelly715-Delta]

LITERALLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND :SOB:

[@colesephhh9546]

“YEEHAW!”

[@marcusharris188]

😂

[@4givablyun4givable]

My mom used to be a 911 dispatcher and her uncle was a cop in the same jurisdiction. One night her uncle was trying to take a single guy in but it turned out the guy wasn't alone and ended up ambushing my mom's uncle. He was able to call for back up before they started beating the crap out of him. My mom just so happened to be working that night and therefore heard the call and him getting attacked so she ended up freaking out since it was her uncle. She called everyone she possibly could to the scene, all units whether they were close or not, fire, emts, cops from other jurisdictions. I honestly cant remember everyone on the list of people she called because it was so long, anyone she could possibly call she did. If you're a cop and get attacked, it's good to have family working in dispatch.

[@NotVeryCancerPatient]

Too bad they don’t help everyone like that. Not Only people they’re related to.

[@electrowave114]

@@NotVeryCancerPatient It's kind of a massive waste of manpower, as most of those units called won't actually be able to help (as an example: what would the fire department be doing at that scene, that the cops and EMTs couldn't do just as well already?). So it _is_ really for the better that kind of major reaction isn't common, or you'd have truly massive wait times for emergency services because someone the next city over got into a brawl. In order to get assistance to _everyone_ who needs it, you have to be careful with how many people you send to each call, or you'll bog the whole emergency response system down unnecessarily.

[@CONQUESTED]

L mom what if other people needed help🙏😭

[@Masterraccoon-np3kl]

@@CONQUESTEDONG, Mom getting too emotional, job not for her😂 Can’t weigh down the system like that.

[@OllieOxyn]

story 19: the mom being mad at her child for defending themselves, their siblings, and their mother shouldn't have her children in her custody. Obviously she has bad decision making skills, what with dating a druggie, but being mad at your child for them trying to not get killed is insane

[@valkyrie1066]

Priority number one from birth...protect the child. From it's own father IF NECESSARY. Priorities change; birth changes your priorities from keeping yourself alive to keeping that CHILD alive. If you can't handle motherhood; give up your child for adoption. It IS hard. Let your child be raised by someone who has the intestinal fortitude to see it through. Having a bad day, or several of them; hand the baby over to family or friends until you can FOCUS. That isn't being a bad parent, it's being a wise parent. It is so very helpful to have friends and family to interact with beforehand.

[@WynneL]

100%. I was so infuriated and I don't even have children. You should be PRAISING your child for SAVING you, and instead you're mad for MONTHS? And make your child say "you do not mess with my little sister"--exposing the fact that the child has been made to think the same way of NOT protecting themselves... She should not have ever been given custody. It's insane, courts so often seem to place the child with the uncaring parent, whether male OR female instead of just female like some say. Guess he could be deceased or unaware or gone, but regardless, those poor kids... why didn't the cops act?!

[@AmauryChihuahua]

unrelated but love the pfp

[@Amyante]

That mother had better be mad about her skillet getting wrecked on the guy's skull...

[@frankiesayspanic]

it’s like that saying goes, all children deserve parents but not all parents deserve children

[@keiichimorisato98]

What is sad about the suicide story is that had it happened in the civilian world, she would have gotten away with it. Only the militsry has laws against that kind of behavior.

[@maximusthezoura]

airforce is goated like that

[@keiichimorisato98]

@@maximusthezoura navy, army, and marines all follow the same laws.

[@LouSlade]

The military is good for SOME things

[@keiichimorisato98]

@LouSlade soldiers are technically, government property, and they really don't like it when others break government property, be it a vindictive spouse driving a man to suicide or ISIS setting off a bomb. They only ones allowed to damage government property is the government itself.

[@pennykhamsa4704]

It’s a law enforcing a specific religious morality on people who do not necessarily share the same beliefs. This is the only story I’ve ever heard in which the charge actually feels justified. There are other charges that can be used if personal relationships spill over into unit operations; we don’t need to violate the separation of church and state to enforce discipline.

[@RedHeadForester]

That second one... Initially I thought his head not being fully intact was metaphorical... I've been cheated on. I completely understand how he could be driven to doing that after *receiving photos and videos from his "wife".* That stuff *really* messes with your head - this time; literally. What a horrible thing.

[@charityquill4965]

Her getting time seems a good punishment for announcing the end of their relationship in such a disgusting way it drove a man to suicide

[@nickcook2775]

I am always so proud of cases like these, where someone does something so grievously wrong, and the people on the other side of the witness stand are having none of that BS. I mean, they probably would have charged her with jaywalking if they had evidence to prove it. They threw the BOOK at her.

[@spacechimp3199]

Seriously dude

[@GarrettBShaw]

Story number two had me jumping between so many emotions so quickly. My very first thought was I feel so bad for the deployed spouse. Then the story continued and the roller coaster proceeded to swing me around. I'm glad the dog was taken care of!

[@furkandemirhan8841]

which one? the animal one or the pet one?

[@sayorancode]

@@furkandemirhan8841 both

[@arandomuser102]

​@@furkandemirhan8841the sks one

[@krossestarwind795]

She got some real raw fuckening by the good ol U S of A.

[@JasonAizatoZemeckis]

​@@furkandemirhan8841 the good boy

[@Ogre-zr5zk]

Finding a couple of joints on the boat is irrelevant, in the US justice system if law enforcement thinks there might be something illegal hidden they can and will tear it apart. even wrong address, bad tip, mistaken ID, vengeful ex, doesn't matter. The only way to get paid for damages is to hire a lawyer and sue in court...

[@daintysnow]

i was in a mental health ward for minors and every week our rooms and stuff were torn apart and destroyed for room checks for contraband sometimes they ripped up and threw away non contraband items to look for stuff. and the worst part is they think they are entitled to when they in fact don't even have to contraband check unless someone gets caught or ratted out for contraband. the hospital is three rivers behavioral health and i hated it there, i hope who ever sees this, in Colombia or anywhere near, doesn't go because the stuff are abusive physically and mentally and will tell you to kill yourself and restrain you and hurt you when you try. Its sad because in a way its the same thing with them and the cops, i get it was a psych ward but they didnt have to treat everyone like a steaming pile of fresh hot dog shit 😒its unnecessary and a girl ended her life there in 2016 because of it. 😡😡

[@lunar_order]

Or of course tell them to double check address if it's the wrong address

[@grug1132]

Not legally, but cops don't follow the law. Tips are not suspicion of a crime

[@courier6960]

Yeah police searches in the US are really bad for destruction of property. They have no care of peoples possessions, home, or wellbeing. I understand that there’s a certain level of scrutiny that you have to go through to make sure your not hiding anything, but American police will take minor infractions and tear places apart like Saddam Hussein himself is hiding under the floorboards. Then they wonder why people hate them…

[@sayorancode]

well there are good cops and bad cops

[@wordforger]

Craziest one I know of... I was volunteering at a library in a town my mom lives near, but it was raining heavily when I got out and seemed likely to get worse, so I sat on the covered porch for a few minutes, then ran to my truck when it lightened up and decided to drive home. It was REALLY strange, though. On my way home I kept seeing emergency vehicle after emergency vehicle driving in the opposite direction, even from the next county over. Weirdest thing, right? I call my mom when I got home, and she was just so happy to hear my voice. Apparently, had I gone to see her that day as I was getting off at the library, I might have either witnessed or been involved with a school bus rollover accident just near the end of her county road. Fortunately most of the kids were unhurt because the bus was equipped with seatbelts, though one girl did need to be hospitalized. The local school opened their doors to the students and teachers who were visiting from out of state to have a place to stay and food to eat while waiting to hear about their classmates and teachers. Amazing job by all the emergency workers, though. They heard "school bus" and immediately came running.

[@xeldrine66]

Wild story. I'm still shocked that seatbelts still aren't mandatory in busses. Like a rollover is very likely and kids will be thrown in all sorts of direction and colliding with each other. It's a massive security flaw.

[@omeganoconfictos]

About the only real safety flaw school busses have. They are built like mini bomb shelters in terms of how much punishment they can take and still keep the kids safe. Saw a video once of the interior of a school bus getting t-boned by a semi. Some kids went flying to the other side of the bus, but that was about all that told you that it got hit. We take kids' safety seriously.

[@kyze8284]

I really disliked the fact that the school buses didn’t have seatbelts. A pothole while sitting over a wheel well might cause a headache but a rollover would have become a blender

[@xeldrine66]

The only times I heard of buses with seatbelts are those who transport kids with special needs. I mean, even city bus don't have them where I live except for when someone with a wheelchair gets on board.

[@wordforger]

​@xeldrine66 Yep. It had, at the time, JUST become a requirement for newly purchased Texas schoolbuses to have seatbelts installed, but this bus was from Oklahoma. Still boggles my mind how new a thing this is, though. Even as a kid I thought it was weird we didn't have seatbelts.

[@Lolbit3cl1pse]

Didn’t even realize it was an hour long at first

[@peypey0620]

the past few have all been

[@Cookie__XD]

Waaat an hour! I don't have that much thyme on my hands. My thyme is in my cupboard.

[@MadMikeRyan.]

I listen at 2x speed.

[@sparky5543]

I couldn't take watching the car driving.. I lasted 3 minutes.. buh bye :)

[@TamWam_]

same, i got to 28 mins when i realised it was an hr. then i gave up

[@CLKagmi23]

We saw a terrible one of these in Chicago shortly after I moved here. Some friends and I were waiting for the bus on a major road leading into the financial district when these cop cars start SCREAMING past us heading into the center of the city. They're basically just a blur, going top speed, sirens screaming and flashing. We count FIFTEEN of them going past on our street alone and start to get a sinking feeling. There had been a lot of major protests recently and we're all wondering what could be going on in the city center to require this response. Turns out, one of the major skyscrapers in the city center was an office building for some megacorporation. They had decided to have an active shooter drill. The building's administration wanted to surprise their employees to drive the lesson home, so they didn't tell them. ANY of them. ...including the building's security staff. So these security guards think there is at least one REAL active shooter inside this multinational corporation headquarters skyscraper. And they don't know how this shooter(s) got past security, since everyone has to go through a security checkpoint with a metal detector and an identity scan to get in the building. Which means, if there is an active shooter in the building, there is a possibility that the shooter(s) have overpowered lobby security. They call the police and tell them the same. ...and that is one of the ways to get a code swordfish in Chicago.

[@JasonAizatoZemeckis]

Huh, I was close by, I wish I could've seen it, funny but pretty serious for everyone involved

[@Boomchacle]

Imagine how dumb you'd have to be to organize a fake shooting without telling SECURITY at the very least

[@Ogre-zr5zk]

Dame Helen Mirren (DBE) born 1945 - British-American Actress winner of an Academy Award, four BAFTA Awards, three Golden Globe Awards, five Emmy Awards, and one Tony Award. Appointed by the Queen a Dame Commander of the Order of the British Empire (DBE) for services to drama in 2003. Told GQ magazine she loved the 'nose candy' up until at least the 1980s. So it could be true...

[@ShadeeDraws]

I thought it sounded too specific to be made up

[@kami_oniisama9884]

I thought he said Dame Alyn from fallout but you’re probably right

[@JackieOdonnel]

Yeah, this story feels too specific with a very detailed account of the scene. I actually believe it.

[@TankR]

@@ShadeeDraws That is a common manipulation tactic, its akin to the shotgun bullshit technique. Just blast stuff so quick the listener doesnt have time to parse it all. Remember, someone offering too much detail is most likely trying to hide something by way of answering questions before they are asked. This story sounds like a riff on the "...the aristocrats" style ...uh... 'joke?' where the point is to be as offensive and shocking as possible. Its 'comedy' for comedians, so not actual comedy. Dont buy into sensationalism, its how they win and perpetuate The Mans™ narrative keeping us too divided to form a cohesive stance together against the powers that be for the good of all, not just the placation of a vocal minority.

[@Lucifer-sn9ir]

​@TankR so basically what you are saying is everything is fake too little details and it's fake, too specific even if you happen to remember basically every detail and it's fake bro if you are gonna claim shit like this at least provide what you consider to be the correct amount of details 🤦‍♂️

[@devinbohannan6254]

just a quick mention on story 3. you said it was a little much to call dispatch over a mouse. but as an ex dispatcher I can says dispatch does have non-emergency lines. That is probably what she called on. Then dispatch probably told the officer over radio to call them privately for an "emergency" at home. prompting the response. It was not uncommon for me to get call for deputies families member asking me to be their messenger.

[@legoslicerfilms1028]

And even then, for super rural towns it’s not uncommon for people to call dispatch for non-emergencies. If it’s a town with 3-4 officers that’s definitely a small and unimportant town. Sometimes they can call for directions/questions. So I’ve heard from the rural folk.

[@GiordanDiodato]

I think the worst part about the "broken arrow" story is that "broken arrow" is old military (or just air force, not sure) speak for a nuke that got lost.

[@thomasschulz2167]

Not just lost, events that could result in the loss of a nuclear device as well. Which runs the gambit from 2 weapons getting flown across the US and getting left unguarded on the tarmac for a couple of days due to protocols not getting followed to we've had a fire and the weapons are potentially in the process of cooking off.

[@sirinkaslana3709]

Cooking off?

[@EvilPaladin11]

The New York mounted police backup story has some of the best mental imagery in the video!😂

[@mydudebill77]

I was once with a guy who struggled when he was arrested. He managed to kick one cop hard enough in the ribs that it caused the cop to vomit. The other cop punched my friends head while his head was on the ground. The cop shattered his hand. After they got the cuffs on him , one officer made the call "2 officers down , all units respond, 2 officers down. " It was right there during shift switch. I had every cop on 3rd and 1st shift show up at this gas station. Even the police chief showed up. Seriously there must have been 30 cop cars. The entire gas station was packed and both streets that ran by the gas station was shut down by all the cop cars. It was insane. Even though I was not arrested then, the situation put me on the cops radar. For the next year anytime I interacted with the cops they already knew my name.

[@DG_64]

Dawg you need to make better choices in terms of company you keep

[@WynneL]

Being a cop seems either hilarious, depressing, heartwarming, or just terrifying. I think it depends a lot how well you were trained, who you work with, and where you are.

[@NotVeryCancerPatient]

All the cops I know here in NYC say it’s mostly boring.

[@VictoriousWatchman]

I’m so happy that the lady that was cheating got charged for crime. How could you do something so awful? We need this for the rest of society too not just the military.

[@cellelysium9741]

It's honestly not even the cheating in of itself, but the fact she sent him VIDEOS of her doing it. It probably was a calculated move or a gloat, or even both, just to hurt him and potentially push the poor guy to end himself, cause it's so much pain at once that it's very very hard not to break and she must have realized that and have probably done that to "break him and win". Awful viscious cruel monster is what you call that, not even a human being, cause that is not what she is. It's shit like this that destroys faith in humanity sometimes. It's why laws for pushing people to suicide exist.

[@VictoriousWatchman]

@@cellelysium9741 Honestly, I mostly agree. But cheating should still be illegal in my opinion. We need more morality in our nation and the world. We’ve stepped away from Christ, and now we’re paying the price.

[@sayorancode]

​@@VictoriousWatchman trust me it does not help at all , if anything it just gives you the illusion of being able to improve , but this is false , i am a failure you are a failure everyone is a failure , failure to embrace failure is just lying to yourself . -- source i prayed and still got B instead of A in ELA bc of my brain being unable to comprehend the lazyness of a h**den character from c***er in the r****e

[@linkplays2952]

@@VictoriousWatchman not everyone is monogamous tho. its unconstitutional to make 2 adults having consensual sex illegal. We should step away from christ this country is a non religious one.

[@havensplace]

@@linkplays2952 listen Christ doesnt have to do with this. cheating is wrong why send photo of your self to your husband that you WANTED to marry. she wasnt forced. she drove the man to end it. she choose to marry him. and mono is better then poly so much drama and no actual love

[@NightL3gacy47]

Not really an "all units" story, but there was one story where my sister (toddler-age at the time) went missing. In a panic, my mom called my dad at work in the traffic department and told him what she knew. The next thing you know, my dad and about 3-4 other people from the traffic precinct (I think even one cop from the local pd and one from the next towns pd) are out in my town looking for a missing child. About 45 minutes later, we find out she decided to sleep behind the yards outside toilet. The fact that my mom and I both looked there but didn't see her is what intially sparked the panic. Most stressful time of my family's life. We couldn't understand how she got in the spot she did, since the back and front doors were closed. At the end of the day we found her safe, yet groggy and confused as to why everyone was so visibly worried about her

[@JasonAizatoZemeckis]

Something like that happened twice to my family, mo police were called, but that stuff seems to happen a lot

[@blackstone1a]

32:05 AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!

[@griffithwes0074]

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE

[@wolfgamerv2321]

24:43 GOD DAMN that was an amazing haymaker

[@thechosenbeastdoesgames956]

Adrenaline is a hell of a thing

[@jansyrovatka4090]

@@thechosenbeastdoesgames956 Hell of a power drug.

[@Megaderpus_Maximus]

Was this mans uncle Chris Redfield? Because I'm pretty sure that mans could be punching boulders.

[@nlm6183]

Mid 1990s, in a slightly ok part of a not so great Southern California town. I, early 20s, was renting a room from a lady my mom knew. Had been there a couple months and it was pretty quiet on that particular street. Until one night the neighbors either had a wedding or a reception at the house next door. Its midnight and im awoken by the sound of multiple people arguing, loud. I stumble sleepily out to the front room to see my roommate on the porch in the dark eyeing the neighbors and their guests, all of whom are on the front lawn - maybe 35 or 40 of them? - and several people in the middle screaming at each other. She says, i think im going to call the police to break this up, they can get pretty bad over there," and she dials. I hear her almost whispering, "yes, im calling to report a fight next door...im at [address]...yes, theyve been drinking for sure...no, i dont know if theres weapons... theyre yelling in spanish, i dont know what theyre saying, but its sounding like its about to..." and suddenly it gets super quiet, like pin drop quiet. Roomie says, "I dont know what happened -" and in the silence there is the sound of someone getting punched in the face that is SO LOUD the 911 dispatcher heard it from next door over the phone, and this is followed by the sound of a woman shrieking her head off, no words, just horror movie screams at the top of her lungs for a few moments into the silence until the sound of chaos ensued. (I only got a glimpse of her but i think she was the bride, she wore a white long dress.) Roommate pushes me into the house and stares at the phone in her hand. I ask her what they said, and she says, "They said theyd send someone as soon as possible." "As soon as possible" was impressively, incredibly fast and in literally under two minutes there were THIRTEEN police cars, a swat vehicle, three ambulances, a fire truck and a helicopter. I counted. While chatting with some of the responders who were checking on us while the others were breaking up the bedlam, i found out that they sent so many people because the neighbors had a reputation of gang ties and they feared it could be gang related, but also that weddings could be bad enough. Probably wasnt every responder in the city but it sure seemed like it when all those people converged at once. Good times. I moved a couple months later.

[@ZA-mb5di]

1:59 it's actually spelled "halligan" and it's that massive crowbar that's also used by firefighters in addition to law enforcement/SWAT

[@Tsuki_Itsubi]

I recongize Story 7, im 95% sure they are talking about a bank robbery that happened in my city last year a few minutes away from my work. Some kids with assault rifles targettes the bank, there was reports of them having bombs. It was freaky, the city is usually pretty quiet and peaceful overall. My coworker was even there that day when the first shots were fired

[@Gshkent]

The comment on how homeless people don’t give a crap about anything and aren’t predictable…. Sometimes the most predictable people become unpredictable. That is a stereotype that isn’t accurate for a TON of homeless. Shoot I was homeless for 8 months and it’s a shame people would see me in that light.

[@ResidentMilf]

It's negativity bias. Nobody remembers the homeless guy who minds his own business.

[@gardenofsn5955]

Well, it's a thread full of cops, so it figures they'd see homeless folks as lesser... ugh.

[@j.d.123]

​@gardenofsn5955 Not a cop and I see them as such as well, but not all of them. Only the ones that CHOOSE to continue living in such ways when opportunity for work, treatment, sobriety, etc are all readily available and FREE to folks like them. Its laziness, and covering up that basic fact with a cloak of "social issues," "addiction," etc isn't helpful to THEIR issue. It's not a dislike for them as humans, but rather the person they've CHOSEN to live as despite having many ways out of it

[@gardenofsn5955]

@@j.d.123 This is all ignorant, under-educated propaganda you've been fed by the rich.

[@ResidentMilf]

@@j.d.123 Ignorance isn't a virtue hon.

[@Eklulu10]

21:30 why was the mom mad??!!!??? He was beating her up and trying to kill her child, wtf is wrong with that mom

[@Giga_Chad013]

She mightve gotten to the druggies' drugs

[@lizzaangelis3308]

13:01 this has reminded me about the fire alarm incident at the hotel I worked for. At 3 am the fire alarms in every room went off! Simultaneously. In that situation I am to verify the safety of the building and assess if the building is on fire. That check came back negative while I am doing this check I have my fully booked hotel calling down asking about the alarm… to the point where the people who need to get in contact with me cannot. So multiple fire trucks arrive with an escort I meet them at the front the phone now disconnected and i am on my personal phone to the alarm guy. I thank the fire and officers for coming out and explained that due to the high volume of everyone calling down at one time I wasn’t capable of getting their call (as they usually call to verify) and told that the alarm has malfunctioned. It took a bit but I got the alarm off and reconnected the phone and took their calls at that time. Moral of the story….. during that kind of event don’t call down to the front just come down so that the desk agent can do their job accordingly….

[@PERMaesan]

"All units, tim hortons has a discount on doughnuts"

[@BIGBLOCK5022006]

There's a donut shop here in Michigan called "Cops & Donuts."

[@kme]

The way I laughed bc we were just at Timmies a couple of days ago when who rocks up but the local nick, for their coffee and timbits. It made us laugh, tho nobody else seemed to get it.

[@M0TH_CL4WZ]

“All units, my tummy hurts. I need a warm blankie and a cup of hot choccy”

[@jacole1234]

Story 19... oh HELL no. I feel bad for those kids

[@xx_Z1NC_xx]

also the mother was mad at them for months? Blud, they saved you and your 7 year old daughter from possibly being killed by your psycho boyfriend, tf?

[@jvbutalid8316]

@@xx_Z1NC_xx something something "it's bad now but it's gonna get worse if you interfere"

[@xx_Z1NC_xx]

@@jvbutalid8316 ah fair, didn’t think about that

[@RimWulf]

Story 2, what people realize that You're no longer a federal citizen so to speak But a military one governed by different laws. Also, 13 states have "adultery laws" enforced

[@DrGeorgePBurdell-USN-1701]

Story 29, 32:55, i was a navy chaplain attached to the Coast Guard. I can literally see this story going down, the entire station, crews of attached cutters, and others gawking at this. I wish the CG had kept more of its lifesaving orange in its mentality post-9/11. But warfare blue brings more money. Loved my time with USCG; very different from USN & USMC, but theres a lot of good folks in it.

[@jparker936]

Omg the rat one was fantastic lol. When I worked for the PD my dumb ass dog got it's head stuck in our fence. I was out of state for training so she called my partner. Go figure word spread so I ended up with a ton of pics of the full PD, and fire dept getting my weird ass dog unstuck. After it happened it was hilarious but not at the time.

[@Psychosis-CO1]

Former CO, had a situation with that bright orange panic button, an older CO was taking a 💩 and had hiked his duty belt up to drop em, he somehow managed to hit the " Down " button mid grunt sending everyone running to his last known location only to break down the bathroom door and find him sitting on the throne pants around his ankles and red in the face

[@Lenape_Lady]

The Jail one about being in Max so “nothing comes in or out”…..my brother in Christ…everything gets into Max. He was uhm…hard…because he was on a weird mixture of stimulants and anti-psych meds most likely smuggled in by the #1 smugglers in a Max or Ultra Max…the Guards. He was able to get a second of clarity thru the drug psychosis rage and cuffed up because he wasn’t TRYING to do this. It was a bad reaction to a bad (or homemade) mix of drugs.

[@seand.g423]

"Bad or homema..." my guy, that was _definitely both._

[@starchildofthesun]

I just love how you're doing a voice-over video about cops and playing G.T.A. in the background.

[@Tr4ns1st0r]

Definitely isn't GTA. That would be funny, though.

[@DG_64]

It's Asseto Corsa with a map designed for driving fast and cutting up through traffic

[@starchildofthesun]

@@DG_64 cool

[@DG_64]

Adding onto this he's playing a game mode of sorts called No Hesi which has become very popular, it's good fun

[@Trestin13]

My dad and his buddies used to 'raid' each other, where they'd dress in all ninja gear with weapons, and sneak into each other's houses to leave a note saying they'd been raided. Well he's driving and one of his buddies spots a cop behind them. They're not breaking any law at the moment, except his buddy keeps turning his head back and looking, over and over. Well cop got suspicious and pulled them over. My dad rolls his window down and keeps his hands on his wheel. As the cop approaches he calmly says, "sir, I have a REPLICA of an Uzi in my back floor board. A replica." The cop stops, looks back, pulls his gun out and screams in his mic, "All units, I have a machine gun, I repeat a machine gun!" Needless to say he was handcuffed and put in the back of a squad car. He said his sword looked really pretty in all the blue lights as the cops were waving it around. Apparently in the State of South Carolina at the time(80s) you HAD to have an orange cap on the front of a replica.

[@Starjumper2000four]

They needed help getting a paraplegic in a wheelchair. They couldn’t understand why he could walk fine before the put him head first in ground.

[@mclovin2408]

I can’t even believe that woman did that to her husband, absolutely disgusting…

[@liztewliztew]

Retired now, but my dad used to work for the Toronto Police (TPS). I can recall a TPS equivalent of an “All Units” call that my dad has received. The night before (a Monday night), I had just returned from a 1 week trip to the U.K. The morning of this incident (a Tuesday), I was reviewing programming code for a night class that would begin that Thursday. I was also “sorta” listening to Howard Stern as he described a Spider-Man movie. I remember Stern saying something about a plane hitting a building, but I wasn’t truly paying attention…until my dad called. He asked if I was watching the news and I said no. He told me that all TPS cops were called to guard specific buildings in the city after a plane had hit a building in New York. This is when I realized that Stern was no longer talking about Spider-Man, but an actual attack on America! This was back in 2001. Internet was NOT what it is today. Also, cell phones were still only used for texting and phone calls. So, my dad didn’t have a lot of information regarding what was going on. I spent that entire day in front of the tv, going from channel to channel, gathering anything being reported by both Canadian and American news sources. Sometimes, my dad was calling me for updates and other times it was his colleagues. It’s crazy to think that the police had the same info as the rest of us on September 11, 2001. Also, cops were called to guard financial buildings and government offices? What is a cop to do if a plane actually had been coming? 🤯👮🏿‍♂️🚔

[@jvbutalid8316]

Dunno, maybe some opportunistic terryists do their thing on foot instead of by air, while everyone else is still shocked and confused by what happened. Also, so the cops can paint this image that they got this thing under control (which is pretty handy in this kind of scenario, since what those terryists did was intentionally make many people panic).

[@RedditStoriesA-y3e]

2:20 - This part had me hooked. You make these stories so engaging! 😆😆😆

[@MTTT1234]

For story 21, they are lucky the news guy didn't assume the military meaning of the code 'Broken Arrown', namely a lost nuclear weapon. That would have probably caused an even more confusing scene.

[@timbrwolf1121]

I was on a ride along when i was a teenager. The fair was closing and my officer was sent to disperse a crowd. We get there and the crowd starts moving towards us then suddenly rocks and shit start hitting the car. He called all units and jumps out and locks me in. Waving his taser in the air arcing it. 20 seconds later at least 50 cops show up. Response was at least 10x bigger than any normal night because of the fair. Had officers sprinting up from the fair ground and pulling up in golf carts. Squad cars, undercovers, troopers. Everybody was there. Officer said hed never had a response that big. 😅

[@SeraphimSigilist]

Cast iron justice, my favorite

[@KitsuneYashaX48]

Story 34, real talk, I appreciate bike cop bro. Sure, it sounds kinda silly, biking all the way he apparently did, but bro heard the call and came despite, just in case there was anything he could do to help. I respect it. A+.

[@jvbutalid8316]

Would've been just as wholesome if he needed help and those cops earlier showed up. Some Avengers Assemble moment.

[@yesimrealhuman4245]

Staying in the car is basically the first thing police trainers say to NOT to do. It's called the "coffin" for a reason

[@KevinBelmontLuna]

I patrolled the streets of NYC, responding to the urgent "Calling All Units" message. Our unit embarked on a high-speed pursuit of a BMW, tracing its path from Cambridge, Massachusetts, where it had engaged in an illicit street race. During the chase, I tragically lost 40% of my squad as the suspect recklessly rammed into public and private property, creating dangerous obstacles. The pursuit came to an abrupt halt near a construction zone by a bridge, where we lost sight of the perpetrator. Unfortunately, the officer in charge of the call was subsequently dismissed from duty. The last update we received placed the suspect in California, but his whereabouts remain uncertain.

[@generalkenobi5173]

why was the officer dismissed?

[@toxicmasculinity7870]

@@generalkenobi5173If I’m reading this correctly, I think bro might be talking about a popular video game called Need for Speed Most Wanted that came out in 2005.

[@generalkenobi5173]

@@toxicmasculinity7870 haha, I didn't catch that if that was his intention. Pretty good.

[@KevinBelmontLuna]

​@@toxicmasculinity7870 That final chase was awesome. we'll probably never have a racing game with higher stakes like that ever. Apparently Sargent Cross was dismissed for not catching the player after calling all of Rockports, Rosewood and Camden Beach's police.

[@toxicmasculinity7870]

@@KevinBelmontLuna Yup, and subsequently found a job in Fortune Valley some years later. He went back to Rockport after that though cause of the rampant corruption within Fortune Valley PD.

[@nathanlynch9634]

I only found your channel a few days ago and I’ve already binged most of your videos I love them.

[@jessvachon1043]

The story about the 2yo who had a seizure gives me so much hope as a parent that the emergency services are similar in my town. That’s absolutely amazing that 30 responders showed up for her. So glad she was okay.

[@FatherGarcia-Priest]

second story: may God have mercy on that poor man's soul, Rest In Peace

[@FakeJeep]

Only had one here in recent memory. Our sheriff department both has the largest county in the state to patrol, and is several understaffed. So backup can easily be 20-40 minutes away when something is needed. Sheriff had pulled over someone for a routine stop, 28/29 comes back with a wanted status... Last mic chatter we heard was "foot pursuit" and then static. Didn't take long after the 3rd call for their status and no response.. "All call sign, officer needs help. xxy near xyz." and ya - every agency in radio range responded - I think we even had coast guard doing passes with IR. The sheriff had been on the edge of his cruiser's radio range, and once he was in the woods away from the car.. radio was useless in this rural area. He was found unharmed 30 or so minutes later with the guy in custody, but obviously immobile. Ended without issue, and generally didn't happen often.

[@martinkrebs6943]

The contrast between story 2 and 3... Holy crap

[@Venganci-lol]

Wow I’ve already finished the entire hour within 15 minutes of posing, wow lemme go to the comments now

[@faithfulforhope]

Story 2 was utterly disgusting man. Men have feelings too, and they're not weak either.

[@boneheadbill9976]

I'm not an officer but I seen a house surrounded with like 10 cop cars. Most of them were taking cover with guns behind their cars. I found out later that the guy had pounds of drugs and was in the house with guns.

[@fightingblind]

The "calling dispatch" would have been a non-emergency number, not actually dialing 911

[@amberneal5081]

The story with the CG memeber hit home, there are a lot of disenchanting things I dont enjoy about serving but I do want to say, thank you for doing so!

[@polariaosu]

Assetto Corsa No Hesi in the background actually goes crazy, at least it's better than subway surfer's lol

[@_atmintis_]

“All units, be advised, my Stummy hort.”

[@TwangyMoney]

3:17 This kinda reminds me of my ex who revealed all of my secrets and personal stuff to her new bf just to tell me she no longer wants to be with me, making it seem like something completely normal and laughing at my face. I was sooo miserable dude.

[@frankiesayspanic]

god what an awful person. i’m so sorry that happened to you. i can’t even begin to understand why some people are just so needlessly cruel.

[@devnom9143]

"Broken Arrow" can mean multiple things I'm using to the meaning of an unexpected event involving nuclear weapons such as loss of the nuke or accidentally firing, however, apparently it is as a codeword for combat aircraft to attack all enemy positions, even those near US troops

[@dustink8522]

First one is big dont, bullets can penetrate cars (police cruisers) and hit the officer. Don’t stay in the car.

[@krudilahetzmannreturns8292]

~20:00 why would you teach an american police dog commands in German in the first place? Just because it is a German sheperd doesnt mean that it speaks german...

[@PossiblyAHooman]

Less likely for the perpetrators to be able to get the dog off

[@Dman6779]

​@@PossiblyAHoomanno, its because german commands are distinct and easy for the dog to understand under stress meanwhile english sounds are a lot softer and can sound like other commands, at least thats what i was told, also nothings stopping you from shouting "PLATZ" at the cop dog, although he probably only listens to dad

[@jennifermeuter2759]

14:46 that story is crazy!

[@unwoundsteak17]

the only real all units call in my town was april 15th 2013 at 2:49pm Boston marathon bombing. at the time I literally lived right next to the 10 mile mark of the marathon route

[@lukehohenberg1123]

I can't focus on listening to you when you crash your car so easily.

[@UnderSparked]

sorry, I'm colorblind

[@mkman1]

@@UnderSparked L

[@mayoraeryn]

Rest in peace, Jimmy's uniform 🫡

[@sherrieludwig508]

Story 28 had us gasping in laughter. My husband and I used to have our horses boarded at a barn where the local mounted police did some desensitization exercises. My horse was relatively sensible, so I would try to ride at the same time as they were throwing stuff in front of the horses, firing blanks, shaking tarps, etc. I had the best, most bombproof show jumper you ever saw! (off the story - the only thing that ever unhinged him was when the neighboring property got some steers to finish for market. He thought they were horse-eating monsters.)

[@LegendaryCollektor]

Maaan thats so lucky. We had a Morgan that took YEARS to get over tarps.

[@beccas.7762]

My cousin, who was a police officer in a suburb of San Francisco (650), was at a trailer park when a fire broke out. He rescued a frail, elderly lady from her trailer before the propane tank exploded. I think this was in 2009.

[@skippershikrapski6583]

"He ran like a banshee"? A 400-lb, male prison guard ran like a "a ghostly, female, Irish folklore spirit heralding the death of a family member by wailing, shrieking, and keening"? That is an image I wont soon get out of my head.

[@puresyclone5163]

Sometimes i think i" should ask this girl out what's the worst that could happen..." then there's story 2. IMO that's not a person anymore that's just pure evil, we shouldn't let the thing back into society.

[@billtheory2000]

"All units, an acorn just fell."

[@Bruno-G]

Story 28: man, i can see the pride and happiness on that sgt's face when he ordered the charge "FIGHT NOW! FIIGHTTT NOWWE!" "DEAAAATHHHHH" "DEATHHHHHH" "DEAATHHHHHHHHH!"

[@thallone]

OMG 'broken arrow' is a TERRIBLE code word for donuts. It's also the military's codeword for a lost nuke.

[@eyeseer1]

Worked guard shift late night at a closed Albertson’s still with a bank attache outside. Store closed up at 11pm, but some worker accidentally triggered the bank robbery alarm on clean up stipulating the arrival of 10 cop cars at all points to rush the store to confront a bank robbery in progress in under an arrival time of 8 minutes. About 20 cops arrived to rush the bank of a presumed inside job. Phenomenal to see.

[@IsYitzach]

Story 20 sounds like the Troubles.

[@qazwiz]

at 43:00 you were suprized that nobody tried "something" ... the 200 person picnic sounds like a low or at worse a medium security event. so while a high security might have attempts and worse level wouldn't have events (max security is locked down 23/7 so no chance... Low security events often are "suggested barriers" because they know attempted escape adds 5 years and lose good time with never allowed into Low Security places ever again. thus, any attempt would void any chance for any more picnics

[@elizathegamer413]

17:30 bro was about to have an encounter with an scp 💀

[@NathanielKempson]

Watching you drive in that game is more painful than some of these stories.

[@TheEDFLegacy]

What video game is running in the background? Looks surprisingly compelling.

[@bellcranel1332]

thats what i want to know

[@allieniner675]

So, I’m not a cop, but a nurse. Well, I’m an EN and am in my final semester of my RNs. I’m currently on a placement in a public mental health facility and we have these alarms that go off the absolute moment you go slightly horizontal. It’ll give you 3 beeps before going off fully. After the 3 beeps, a full on alarm goes off to the other 3 units where nursing staff come running up/ down the stairs to the floor where the alarm is coming from. Like this alarm is full on, FULL ON! So, 2 days ago (Friday) myself and the 2 other students are swiping our IDs to put away the alarms and well, we have to clip it on and it’s a bit tricky. Well, I clip mine on and the glass door closed before I realised it wasn’t on the charger correctly. Myself and the other students were trying to re open the safe but due to the alarms going off, the entire alarm safe was locked so around 10 nurses from all the other floors come in running thinking we have been attacked and whatnot. Nope, just silly me not being able to put something on to charge correctly! But the speed of these nurses (and several security guards) is SHOCKING!

[@mkman1]

Hey Mr. UnderSparked/Mr. Editor where do you grab your gameplay footage from? Love to contribute some random stuff to this channel it's still the only Reddit stories channel I listen to cause you actually use real voices as far as I can tell Edited the S in UnderSparked to capital

[@Nightmareioo]

I also want to know that since it's not noted anywhere.

[@Toh312]

Not mine but one that I find somewhat hilarious “his name is moriuce be careful with him Sargent…” *Athena falling in love with Bobby*

[@TheCommonTheologian]

About the northern Irish one, I find it very interesting that it’s implied the police drive around in armored cars for fear of the people

[@skippershikrapski6583]

Unless that's sarcasm you need to read the history of The Troubles. It's not just implied, it's generally known and openly discussed.

[@kme]

The schools, hospitals, and cop shops are still behind high walls and wire fences here. (yes, I live in NI) I'm not from here, but I knew about The Troubles before we moved here thx to living in the Republic for a few years about 15 years ago. The school my little one goes to is behind 10ft gated fencing and only the parents/guardians or named and known individuals are permitted on the school grounds to drop off or pick up the kids. There is no parking, so it's chaotic with parents driving up to drop the kids off etc so there are no sanctions if they're late, bc it's inevitable. The doors *are* locked on time tho, so you have to go thru the front door to get to class, and no parents are allowed past a certain point. (no, I don't know the reason behind it, just that this is what her school does). It's an integrated school, not affiliated with either catholic or protestant, but there are still ppl who aren't happy with that, even now.

[@Dman6779]

​@kme of course the brits lock the children behind barbed wire and chains rather than leave northern ireland peacefully... unless im severely uninformed what school was ever attacked in the troubles?

[@ACastaigne]

Holy heck, #2 broke my heart. That poor man, RIP.

[@clairef.9970]

I’m not saying the cops from NI deserved it at all, but I can understand why the people were so angry. The people wanted freedom from the British and the cops were a direct representation of the people they hated

[@kme]

Depending on which side you're on, they still are. The PSNI are still very dodgy, so most ppl either take the L or take matters into their own hands. (I know they changed the name of the police service, but nothing else has changed, so...)

[@zionholmberg9404]

These storys would be amazing to have on Spotify😍 Love your vids😊

[@Martial-Industries]

Gators aren't aggressive, why would anyone believe that they're eating a person? Crocodiles on the other hand...

[@skippershikrapski6583]

Gators aren't aggressive unless you're an elderly lady walking your dog.

[@thatonewitch]

​@@skippershikrapski6583 If you're approaching a gator when it's warning you to stay away (making bellowing sounds) or happen to get near a hungry gator, yeah, that happens. Pro tip: don't get too close to gators, you never know if its hungry

[@DavidMcCoyII]

I was traveling through South Carolina last month and every supervisor, off duty, bomb squad, piece of armor and unmarked went flying past me eastbound for over an hour, probably over 40 units. Watched the news but nothing popped, I'll always wonder what it was.

[@codm22712]

Oo I love cop story’s

[@danielalonzo451]

“Jack the radio reaper” is hysterical to me 🤣😭

[@DE0.01]

dunno, first thought when I saw "All Units" was halo wars for some reason...

[@Tstyle715]

same lol

[@gabreilthompson5085]

4:05 if he is as old as I am my mother had to call dispatch to talk to my father who was EMS. Cellphone weren't a common tool till I was older the 11 and it was an easy way to get a get simple messages like " your son fell out of his gocart were at the ER his getting stitches."

[@gabreilthompson5085]

Sorry about grammar and spelling. I was at work and trying to drop a quick comment.

[@sophiebaker3907]

These videos are cool but the background gameplay is sometimes really distracting, especially when you've got Austin Powers at the wheel there

[@emmanuelcalla4899]

This video was really interesting and really worth the hour of duration. Might watch again when i forget about all the stories