Who's "That Guy" At Your Office?

[@UnstableEquilibrium]

"If that's my only problem, then we're in good shape." Mans not wrong.

[@nicarmour7677]

That’s a quote to live by right there

[@tommyrp14tp]

Im using this all the time from now on

[@benjamindanielsen5204]

Roger sounds like an example of Chaotic Neutral in it's purest form.

[@jordanyork1090]

More like chaotic dumbass good

[@KaeYoss]

Chaotic good you mean.

[@Sclasspsycho]

I sometimes worry about being "that person" at work because I'm on the autism spectrum.

[@karentucker2161]

I used to be like that. The people I work with now accept me like I am. I had to realize that not everyone is going to like means stop worrying about it.(I know, it's easier said than done for some people). I also have a spectrum of autism. It's funny because the less I worried about it....I ended up with friends at work.

[@stevenclark1662]

I have a co worker that I found out was on the heavier side of the spectrum only after my weird encounter. 3 months ago, we had an all-hands meeting on my day off. I wore some khakis and a star wars shirt that has Darth Vader as a sugar skull. This guy I worked with, but not closely, came up to me a day or so later and was like, "you like star wars?" I do, but I haven't seen the new trilogy, I'm a gamer, and it was KOTOR 1 and 2 that really got me into the lore. But as for the movies, I've seen the original trilogy and the phantom menace. I was honest with him. The shirt was a gift from my fiancee' s parents and I really like it. Cut to last week, I run into him again. We work in different areas and only see each other once or twice every couple of weeks, and I'm very friendly, so It's always just long enough to say hello. He comes up go me and says he has something for me. He has me follow him to his backpack, and pulls out 20 pages of college ruled paper, stapled together, that he has basically hand-written every fact about the star wars universe on in barely legible cursive. The last 2 pages are drawings of every main character from the movies. Then he asks if I have a backpack. I do. He suggests that I put it in my backpack so I don't lose it. I'm kind of reeling at this point, so I'm like, "thats a good idea, I'll go do that now, thank you." I went to one of my supervisors and showed her and was like, "is this normal? I'm kind of concerned. If I was a woman, I would probably be 10X more uncomfortable. The only reason I'm as level headed as I am is that I'm a big guy who is also a combat veteran. My supervisor explained that he was FAR on the spectrum, and this was an attempt to make friends. I've been trying to be really friendly with him ever since. Not the best story, but it happened in the last 7 days, so I felt inclined to share.

[@z.i.r.3120]

You probably are tbh don’t let it bug you tho

[@Sclasspsycho]

@@z.i.r.3120 Yeah, I'm working on "Then it's their problem" but I still have to be accountable sometimes.

[@BruhMoment-ft5vv]

No worries, I am too. The trick is to be as friendly as possible, and nobody will really care.

[@Darwinsmom]

THAT LADY from the story at 10:12 blew me away - Every single detail that was revealed as the story rolled along could have applied to a co-worker I had when I worked for my federal government department of health. Like right down to the observation about her eyes! Many thanks to OP who posted that story. It has triggered a whole slew of hysterical memories!

[@marywray6046]

It sounds like John may be on to something

[@Alexagrigorieff]

And also on something

[@lilyoesch5066]

@@Alexagrigorieff lol

[@AK-hd5zt]

On and out of his damn mind

[@marialindell9874]

99

[@jaxonarnold8039]

It sounds like John is a paranoid schizophrenic

[@lillith77]

A dude I worked with crashed his helicopter in the ocean and fought off a shark. The amount and type of shark differs every telling

[@Megaredronin]

LMFAO!!! :)

[@razormarkz]

Ain't that a... Fishy story

[@shawng7902]

close, but dude I worked who was laying on the beach and a crane dropped a big load right on him. Cut off his right arm but they reattached it. Used to be a mafia money collections guy. He was at a cookout in Florida where he used to live. Alligators were super bad there. They would come up and take burgers off the grill. He fought them off by punching them in the nose to get back into the water. I guess gators are similar to sharks in that way. Punch them in the nose and it really shoots their self-esteem to crap. When i asked him what the "load" was and how the hell a crane was just out over the beach he acted like I was an idiot for questioning it.

[@madgear1174]

Sounds like the kind of guy that one ups EVERYONE, even the boss. "I stubbed my toe and broke it" "oh yeah well I stubbed my toe so hard my foot fell off, but luckily I studied chai latte and was able to use my ancient medicinal skills to heal the leg, not even a scar left behind!"

[@aftersexhighfives]

you ever see the movie couples retreat? it's one of my favorites but I'm seemingly alone in my feelings lol. but one of the dude characters gets "attacked by nurse sharks." really he scraped his leg freaking out about the non dangerous sharks, they don't bite humans unless you shove your body part into their mouth and even then they will probably lightly nibble very confused. Nurse sharks are hilarious derps. but he yells about how they don't know they left him in the water and he got attacked by a shark not them! it's very funny. then he shows off his "shark bite" to emphasize the seriousness, which is clearly an abrasive rub mark from a rock.

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

10:27 To be fair, having printed emails can be extremely helpful. I saw a Reddit story once where there was an old lady who printed out every email she ever received or sent, every time there was a reply. Some servers went down and the entire company was unable to access crucial information. Lo and behold, the lady has a printed copy of all of the crucial information.

[@cwgodzilla]

I like how this video is long, funny, and doesn’t have any sudden mentions or horrible trauma or abuse coupled with the vaudeville piano.

[@vanguardangel6912]

The Paul one with the "shaft in hand" lyrics actually got me to let out the loudest laugh. Oh, that was funny.

[@thomasdr08]

Me: trying to think where there may be an abandoned church in Tuscaloosa 🤔🤔🤔

[@jesusofthelake6743]

maybe the one behind the old bryce hospital? there are a few stories of the place.

[@ledarbyromeo9667]

I think the Bryce area ones were torn down decades ago. Still possible.

[@oreneilemaithufi1665]

Jon knew about corona that’s why he went off the grid

[@Synchroo]

Nice

[@kristimorrison6501]

We shoulda followed his lead. If I have wifi , caffeine, and thc, I can live

[@aftersexhighfives]

Probably had a mental break or finally had enough to just go live in his bunker.

[@ajduhpp]

Nah the cia killed him bc all of his theories were true

[@markasmaclean420]

The all world leaders sharing a family tree thing is true too

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

Not at my office, but I had several relatives try to one up my parents when they told them my brother walked and potty trained around his first birthday. One even said her 9 month old was potty trained only to backtrack when her husband contradicted her in front of us. 🤣

[@Megaredronin]

was her name karen? :)

[@michaelverissimo2666]

@@Megaredronin probably

[@dnachistatrax1029]

That Guy Is : That weird dude that, talks to himself and always takes his shoes off in the cafeteria! You can smell his feet, from across the room! That Girl Is : That chick that, fake flirts for favors! You know, gropes, hugs and brushes up on everybody! She always wants you, to do her heavy lifting! Always borrows your charger, needs change for a $1, eats/sips off everybody's cup/plate and taps everybody's cigarette!

[@flatroadkill]

ew lol

[@kingofdeath9012]

I talk to myself, but I like to keep my shoes on in public settings

[@BeetlejuiceX3-87]

On the behalf of the DGA Disgruntled Gentleman Association...F*** that girl

[@baronvg]

Some of these “that guys” sound like the perfect cure to a boring-ass workplace! Of course, I’m sure they would make me pull my hair out, too!

[@Billy_West]

“He looked like the saddest cross eyed dog you ever seen”... IDK why but that got me better then it should have!

[@DepressedAndDank]

His name was Rick. He turned himself into a pickle...

[@Maginot_0145]

Funniest shit I've ever read

[@zararaza7603]

Hahaha

[@violapasta0750]

⁰

[@angelicaarciagaming9624]

Rick destroyed an entire mafia organization. As a pickle.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

He turned himself into a pickle and 9/11 was an inside job

[@br5092]

my boss is That Guy. He's one of those 50 year old men who can't have a single conversation without forcing a high-five at the end of it. I think that explains everything without me having to tell any specific stories

[@Sunset553]

Sometimes, I bet it doesn’t take much of a conversation at all. 🙋‍♀️

[@asurasyn]

That's when you hold eye contact while making no move to meet his high five. Bonus points if you're eating something and just keep eating it while maintaining eye contact.

[@ericwisniewski2636]

Wait what’s wrong with that??

[@RB-dc2mp]

The Girl: a middle aged woman who literally acts like Peggy Hill. I need not explain more. The Guy: doesn't exist. I work at a library with only women.

[@oz_jones]

Threepeat Substitute Teacher of the Year at Tom Landry Middle School? Nice.

[@VidralliaArchives]

I used to work with Kyle... like, the actual meme Kyle. He drank multiple energy drinks in a day. At first I just thought, "okay, weird coincidence, but I'm not going to tease him about it." Because aside from that, he seemed normal. Until I found out that he had flushed a vape down the toilet then bragged about it because "I won't get caught, now!" The vape clogged the toilet and caused a huge problem. So yeah, he got caught. It was all down hill from there.

[@cameronratliff305]

Okay, I gotta give a little credit to John, the jester hat with detachable bells one is actually kind of clever.

[@mysteryminx2619]

Why am I apparently the only person who got Xanax and all it did was make me a more rational human being, stopped biting my nails and clawing wounds into myself -- which were life long habits? I swear I wake up in the exact same place I went to sleep every time I take it!

[@ogivecrush]

Well, you seem to be taking it for a valid reason and presumably it's prescribed- I've known people who've taken it "recreationally" BUT they've combined it with copious quantities of other drugs as well as alcohol, and from what they've told me it WILL frick you up in those circumstances.

[@attachness]

You probably have anxiety, xans are for anxiety and etc

[@DivineXPotato]

i haven't done xanax so i can't say for my self, but from what i've seen from others and heard, passing out and being an idiot isn't even SUPER common, specifically, its more or less people who can't handle their drugs, aren't supposed to be taking it but take alot (but not enough to build enough of a tolerance or to get used to it) or any combination of. of course theirs prob exceptions but yeah, either way if your gonna abuse drugs theirs way better and safer drugs out there. also get a test kit, since i imagine a lot of people doing xanax aren't doing real xanax either

[@repentorperish1386]

if you have anxiety it helps. as long as you don't use more than prescribed. if you dont have anxiety it can be quite fun

[@jamiewulfyr4607]

Oftentimes people who abuse benzodiazepines take considerably more than the recommended dosage and mix them with other substances.That's where the slurring,nodding and erratic behaviour come from.

[@DinsRune]

I like the idea of this first guy coming off like a creeper or a nazi, but actually he's just really nice and REALLY not-self-aware.

[@Sunset553]

The Nice Nazi, a very short story.

[@deettekearns9092]

I don't know what kind of company Kurt was an employee but touching someone's face and telling the big balls story would have gotten him written up by HR in most of the companies I have worked for. If it continued, he would have been fired. It's sexual harassment, even though the OP didn't seem to think there was anything wrong with it.

[@oz_jones]

It's ok because it happens to men. /s

[@libertypltd4198]

Does anyone know where I can find John?

[@aglet151]

For real 😂

[@thecatalyst6212]

he has gone off the gird after finding a engine in his car that is probalbly operated by the CIA. He is currently fighting space ninjas in Nepal.

[@libertypltd4198]

I've got questions John! Why is the Gov't trying to mandate a v4ccine that alters our gene but does not INFACT cure Covid19? Why have so many post vax deaths not been mentioned in the media? Why are all the small businesses closed, but big govt owned businesses are thriving? Wtf is going on John? Is this the new world order john?

[@redram5150]

I loved the Jack Bones story. I kept imagining him maintain eye contact the whole time

[@jmjedi923]

The only way it could be better if his middle name was off

[@sarasaiti1755]

The Tantrum Tim one made me laugh so hard.

[@draconicfeline6177]

50:43 I don't know why this one hit me hardest but I nearly choked on my coffee.

[@patmccann2696]

4:40- My dad works with a guy who's always getting a degree just so that he doesn't have to pay. He's into his 50s/60s now.

[@jeaniebird999]

John sounds like my father that passed away last year. He was into EVERY conspiracy theory, ever. He stopped paying his bills in 2012 because the world was going to end. Silly Dad, should've known they'd still find a way to get his money, since we're now all living in a simulation... I have to admit, I'm glad he's not around during this pandemic, he'd be impossible to be around or try to talk to about anything.

[@lucy7192]

I need to meet John. He sounds interesting

[@libertypltd4198]

Exactly! Would rather him than listen to Karen's marital issues.

[@rosemarygriffin2184]

John, has a lot of like minded friend's, he's probably too busy!

[@OmniaViridis]

... and his tie TIED DIRECTLY TO HIS NECK! Not under the collar, just wrapped around his. When I Manti ones it to him he said "if that's my only problem then we're in good shape" *that's a mood, and a mood I'm in very often* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mandlin4602]

I’m good friends with a person like this, she talks about her dogs poo all the time lolll but she’s one of the best honest friends I’ve ever had. I always give weird people a chance because they often turn out to be the most genuine people you can meet. They are being their authentic selves and don’t know how to fake, weird is often a sign of a authentic person.

[@poisonpotato1288]

Love ur vids always make me laugh on a crappy day just wanted to say thanks

[@ImtihanAhmed]

“He’s on to us” - FBI after watching this video describing John

[@Psybur]

"Bogbrush" that is so damn cute! XD

[@valenciageode25]

25:18 This guy sounds like a damn sitcom side character that confuses audiences and other characters alike.

[@AmberSinclairee]

Literally had the EXACT same experience at 21:59. Except I worked at a children’s shoe store. I had to pause the video and double take, even the STD was accurate. She would not stop talking about how she got it, and the following day told me about how her ex committed suicide. In front of kids and parents.

[@ivettegutierreztorres4272]

Yikes!

[@Piyushshastry]

So Roger is basically the Creed Bratton of your office? 😂

[@AndrewBarsky]

“He took the inside door handle off of the men’s bathroom… This went unnoticed until somebody went in and locked themselves inside.” Alright, that was absolutely hilarious

[@GratefulforFreePress]

36:27 what a rollercoaster

[@thecutter1983]

These stories make me appreciate my former coworkers who I didn’t get along with. Further, I better appreciate that I am able to work remotely everyday.

[@thebestusername5852]

I gotta agree with the few comments that said the socially inept are sometimes super genuine people. I usually go out of my way to give that guy/ girl a chance and truly figure them out. And I'd say 80% of the time they're simply misunderstood and people just love to have somebody to hate.

[@jamersbazuka8055]

45:10 "He ate only raw food." "He peeled boiled eggs at his desk." So did he eat those eggs? Or just peel them? Did he claim to only eat raw food? Or are you just wrongly evaluating his diet?

[@maddielee4217]

Jamers Bazuka he peeled it so perfectly that the membrane underneath the shell was left, which is pretty damn impressive.

[@thecatalyst6212]

WHAT IS THE EGG PEEL

[@memestersunivrsity510]

A dude I used to work with had a farm and would do random stuff like have weapons set around the office, speak in a made up language, and once set the building on fire

[@AndrewBarsky]

Half of these “weird” people are just a parody of a well written oaf of a cartoon character. I love it

[@mysteryminx2619]

Our whole weird office is "That Guy", myself included, we have the best time. When we all got sent home on lockdown and worked online it got even funnier. Be 'That Guy", just be a really hilarious version of "That Guy". We turned it into a career.

[@FlintMoorehead]

Jack bones is asserting dominance

[@jfan4reva]

I worked in a cubicle. The woman on the other side of the wall was someone I had gone to school with. She was alright, but somehow, she got to be friends with Olivia. Olivia was amazing. She would stop by every morning and regale my ex-classmate with tales of all the things that were going wrong with her life. A different story every day. One day it was how they were about to lose their house because they only had one more payment to make, but were broke, couldn't make the last payment and couldn't borrow any money. The next day it was about how her husband had been sent home from work because he screwed something up at the shop. On and On. Every day. After a while I started referring to it as "Olivia's tales of woe." Don't remember which happened first, Olivia getting transferred to another building or my ex-classmate quitting, but it was like 2 years of Olivia's stories. Every day. First thing. Kind of like the saying about eating a live toad every morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. Olivia had an endless supply of toads.

[@ryanfisher8597]

Little did you know john had it all figured out

[@juliecarnevali5534]

We got Roger right off the bat and I’m not gonna lie I was NOT prepared 😂😂😭

[@audrablue515]

OMG I could not stop laughing at Deiter. I have never worked with anyone that interesting in my life. Don't ever change, Dude.

[@escapec1077]

This video just came up for me. This was about 35-40 years ago. I worked in a government office. We had a young woman that wore her dresses so short they had to implement a dress code. She would put nail polish on at her desk and the whole office would reek. We finally lost her when the FBI came in and arrested her. She and her married boyfriend were using a government credit card for personal reasons.

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

That checks out.

[@sufficientinside336]

I’m “that person” at work as I have ADHD and Bipolar II

[@ellafering7935]

Random Person although I feel bad for you I know that being bipolar is hard and so is having ADHD but that doesn’t exactly make you “that person” it is more about being weird and more annoying than having something like those

[@repentorperish1386]

@@ellafering7935 true.. but i have similar disorders and if people dont know it most definitely makes you that person if itd bad enough

[@quaygrass6212]

"As a redditor..."

[@tintedcherry]

hey, it’s reasonable since you have those disorders. I’m sure anybody would understand it

[@tortugadave8765]

Used to work in a Jimmy John's where I was bike delivery driver. There was another bike delivery driver that we used to call Michael Myers cuz he was really slow at delivering sandwiches since he would insist on not locking his bike even though they stole at least 3 of them before he caved and bought a lock. The reason they called him Michael Myers was that like Myers he would drop off his delivery eventually, would just take him an average of like 20 minutes to do so.

[@patrikcath1025]

Roger is chaotic neutral.

[@BetaJackMaxis]

Wal-Mart scanners scan your credit cards? Dude, I was a janitor there and when I brought the big blue container for all trash bags through the scanners they'd go off. Pretty sure it's less maliciousness and more moronic.

[@mdilligaf]

45:19 "He ate only raw food" "He had boiled eggs every day for lunch" How does one put those two things in one paragraph?

[@mabon6641]

Clifford. He came from Vancouver Island to the mainand for work. He wouldn't touch the pricing gun when the price was 6.66$, he would pray over ppl in the lunch room, and one day he brought holy water and that church version of cat o'nine tails and blessed everyone. He quit bc he couldn't take seeing every one sinning. This was at a meat production plant.

[@spinejackel]

when i was in high school there was another student who fits the definition of “that guy”... i wonder what kind of job(s) he’s holding these days and if he’s still “that guy” at wherever he’s working

[@archygrey9093]

Lmao, mixing 89 and 93 octane fuel just gets you 91 octane.

[@SaberusTerras]

There was a guy in my first weeks at my vocational school, we had one guy who insisted napalm burned hot enough to 'convert' the surface it was on into more napalm, and would burn forever. He also insisted that modern freight locomotives were direct drive diesel, instead of diesel-electric. This was when smartphones were limited to having a Blackberry, and the school forbid the use of cell phones on campus, because analog was still not phased out and it would interfere with their radios or some other BS.

[@GabbasaurusRex]

28:29 dude, where the hell do you work?!

[@ImaTroper]

Warning: 14:26-16:12 is just a couple weirdos patting themselves on the back and telling you to put up with the weirdo at work "BECAUSE THOSE NORMIES WILL NEVER LOVE YOU THE WAY THEY DO!!!"

[@kirstenmuller4536]

Or maybe you shouldn't judge people for making a few social faux pas...go figure.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Who hurt you my guy

[@ELeeHamm]

Ishmael Someone’s unhappy with how their life is going.

[@weemadangus1834]

Omg that one with the political figure killed me!

[@alannabrownlee7298]

The only office I will ever work in is Micheal Scott’s office. 👁👄👁

[@ellafering7935]

Alanna Brownlee thank you same

[@brandonbeedle5278]

"John" aka Rusty Shackleford

[@steelbear2063]

I understood that reference

[@KonElKent]

I was "that guy". When I was getting my Bachelor's degree, I worked for a certain Evil Blue Electronics Store (you know the one). And I quickly earned a reputation as a raconteur, telling stories that were all true except one, it went like this. This was February 2007, and the store had just switched to using radio headsets (we called it "going Old Navy" because they had them first). It was a really slow Tuesday night and my coworkers were asking me to tell them a funny story. I didn't have any new stories, so I told this story (shamelessly cribbed in part from the old Sailor Martin videos which I can't find on KZbin anymore): Me and the hand puppet known as Donkey Don were out drinking, and because Donkey Don is a puppet and has no stomach, I had to drink his drinks too. Time came for us to leave, and I didn't have a car and Donkey Don is a puppet, he can't get us home so what are we gonna do?! Well fortunately some nice person left a brand new Corvette right in front of the bar. At Donkey Don's urging, we "borrow" the 'Vette. Cops tried to catch us doing 90 through (Waterfront Park), and we'd have gotten away with it too... If the Ocean hadn't gotten in the way! This story is too ridiculous to be true, there's no way anyone is going to believe it. At the very least, a 21 year old working at the Great Blue Satan isn't going to be able to throw the bail for grand theft auto and DUI. So I've got maybe a dozen employees giggling at a silly story, and as kind of a stinger at the end I say "and my court date is Thursday (which was my next day off)" Enter "Sally"; I love her to death and she's still a great friend, but if she ever gets a tattoo it has to read "Gullible" across her forehead. She comes up to me on Friday, wanting to know what happened in court. It actually took me a minute to remember the throw away story I'd told three days earlier. I should have laughed it off and come clean, but nope: "I got off pretty easy; cut a plea deal for reckless driving and now I'm on probation and have to go to court-ordered AA meetings..." She's amazed that I got off so lightly and goes on her way. I chuckled and forgot about it again. This is where it gets better... "Sally" worked in the front end of the store, her direct boss is my best friend to this day. He was there for most of my true stories (and talked a cop out of arresting me after I threw pizza at his cruiser); the two of them were in the countdown office and somehow I came up. Sally: KonElKent tells some really funny stories. Friend: And most of them are true... Sally: what do you mean "most of them"? Friend: All except the one about the drunk puppet and the stolen car... Here's where I reenter the story: I'm over at the Customer Service Counter flirting with this other girl (I was supposed to be stacking microwaves in the neighboring appliance dept) when Sally comes up to us and just goes off on me. She's talking a mile a minute about how she can't trust a word I say anymore because I told her such ridiculous lies (in the moment I had no idea what she was talking about, my friend told me what set her off later). She finished with "I guess it's okay for you to lie, you're an alcoholic!" And stomps off. Now I was about to turn 22 and would describe my alcohol intake for a college Junior as "average" but I wasn't out of control, and now I count the times between drinks in weeks or months, and I have NEVER gotten behind the wheel drunk, but to this day Sally calls me a "lying alcoholic" (it's now a joke between us). So for the next two years, I was "the lying alcoholic who tells funny stories" of the store. Also the Customer Service girl never gave me the time of day after that, because how could she trust me?!

[@Tsukaiyo]

Ohhh the guy at mine... I work in a tech lab at a university. The lab is open to anyone who wants to stop by and learn something new/play with fancy tech, so I was there all the time, and that's what eventually got me a job there. Anyway, when I first started coming by, some friends I'd made on staff recommended I introduce myself to the rest of the staff. I did, and it was awesome. Last one my list- we'll call him Jackson. So I walked up to this guy and said hi. He started to complain about people jumping in front of subways, because the delays made him late to class. I said, "you're not serious, right? A person ends their life, it's not about you." I really couldn't figure out if this guy was serious or messing with me (turns out he was serious) so I looked over to the manager and a senior staff member (now my boss and a close friend) and said "Is... Is he okay?". The manager just hid his head in his hands. Another time he was moved to a closed-off part of the lab to keep him away from people for a month after trying to argue FOR a group of white supremacists. He's Filipino btw. So really, his problem is not that he's terrible, he's not - it's just... He feels that any conversation is a debate, and doesn't understand the importance of thinking before you speak... Nice guy and all, just.... Doesn't understand people as much as he does machines.

[@bobwalsh3751]

Can't remember her name cuz I worked there a year and a half ago, but when I worked at a sweatshop warehouse owned by a book company that rhymes with wallet, there was this one middle aged lady who'd make Mickey Rooney look like the paragon of mental stability. Perhaps her biggest (of LITERALLY DOZENS of them) quirk: if you were even REMOTELY in her path when she was walking, and she had enough energy to speak (i.e. she wasn't carrying anything heavy, etc.) she would yell "BEEP BEEP!!!!!!!" at you at the absolute top of her lungs, repeatedly if necessary.

[@someantisocialkidwithayout8828]

They call me an antisocial kid for a reason.

[@NoMic_YouTube]

same lol

[@quaygrass6212]

"As a redditor on the spectrum..."

[@MooseBme]

Some are sad, some are funny, and some are as sad as they are they are funny... !(: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, GOOD LUCK and BEST REGARDS TO ALL ;)!

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

51:39 Those are rookie numbers. You need to bump them up. I've watched Revenge of the Sith at least 15 times.

[@dragonesseather]

My dad does the change the lyric thing too. He changes "I'm thrown and overblown with bliss" (from Must be Talking to an Angel by The Eurythmics) to "I groan I'm overgrown with fleas" 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@bobWasGeht]

26:29 as a german, i belief its Dieter

[@rattlesnake2345]

An old "friend" told me and everyone else at work that he was a recruiter for the USMC, dude's barely sworn in, also lied to me about gas money saying "i dont have access to the funds that the usmc gives me" despite buying and selling airsoft guns and he suppousedly "dosent have a dime" but always has something new that he bought

[@KaeYoss]

9:15 Starts with "has weird eyes, wears polo shirts" And then unleashes the torrent from hell. Way to bury the lede.

[@derwolfgaming7775]

9:07. Play stupid games? Win a nut check.

[@youreincorrect7181]

John sounds cool.

[@torey4322]

Bro that first one is craaaazy lmao

[@annastarr2043]

Some of these people who are odd dressers, & exhibit strange behavior are probably on the autism spectrum. I'm on the spectrum & am constantly aware of my actions & behavior. I try to imitate whatever "normal" supposedly is.

[@quaygrass6212]

"As a redditor...”

[@zombieregime]

Life protip: If you tour a production facility, especially one that does on-site machining and fabrication, it WILL be full of crass cusses of all ages, and you DO NOT get to complain about what you hear. If you are a perspective client, you want the shop where theres a crazy guy or two floating around doing something silly, or casual jokes here or there. Not the one where everyone is stressed out and running around. The former gets stuff done in time to double triple and quadruple check, the latter has problems meeting its deadlines.

[@Etigress]

That guy at my work chews on plastic things and erasers. I also saw him eat a bit of paper. He constantly sucks on his pens. I bet his dentist makes a killing.

[@krieg6891]

3:38 forget the new keyboard, I would've fired him

[@jmjedi923]

I don't think I could keep talking with that crystal lady doing that. I'd probably either stare, start laughing, or both.

[@NotR00t]

legend says nobody is first..

[@jimBobuu]

The Deiter guy sounds like someone fun to work with.

[@KaeYoss]

To the yoda guy, just say "Up the f*** shut you must"

[@tomc9453]

27:20 This just sounds like an average German to me

[@taylorslade961]

His name was Matt and he honed in on a woman that started after he did that did a much better job than him. He seemed to think that she was unable to do the job because she's small and thin (stocking shelves in a grocery store) but she was a freight manager at her last job and is awesome at her job. He freaked out on her in an aisle, got pulled into the store managers office and told to leave her alone. A couple days later he was TAKING PICTURES of her in front of one of the ASMs (who is also awesome and sticks up for cashiers and is super protective of the young girls in the store. That's a whole story on its own) and was once again pulled into the office and sent home. But HR refused to fire him. They just changed his shifts so he wouldn't be there when she was. A couple weeks later I found out he was fired but I don't know what happened. He approached the produce manager and an associate and asked if they knew somewhere that he could live. He had never spoken to them before.

[@jamersbazuka8055]

34:10 Doesn't do "any real work," except the projects he's given? What does that mean?

[@karentucker2161]

I had a coworker put her phone in the walk in fridge (we work in a kitchen) and than she started talking about I stole her phone. I was like why would I want your phone? I have my own phone and it costs more than yours ($150.00 more to be exact). We were all like go to the office and see how it went missing since there is camera's all around. She wouldn't even do it.

[@ivettegutierreztorres4272]

Yikes!

[@petuniasevan]

6:20 if this were the 18th century, John would be pretty spot-on with his "every major leader in the world has the same family tree" assertion. At least in Europe.... seems that royalty there did a LOT of line-breeding. But otherwise, John is a grade A kook, the type you'd hear calling in on those overnight shows like Coast to Coast AM. "So you say there's a race Of men in the trees You're for tough legislation Thanks for calling I wait all night for calls like these..." ---- Nightfly, Donald Fagen

[@tankking8881]

The place I work our "That guy" is actually a woman who gives so many ques that she wants to sleep with pretty much anyone. Its a pretty big place and every time we see her talking to a new employee we know what she is trying to do. Its her entire schtick talking how single she is in the breakroom so everyone hears and says stuff like "Im not doing anything later today". So many times now our group of coworkers had to explain to new guys thats just what she does. Its almost like an icebreaker when new guys ask and talk about this woman.

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

12:26 bruh. my uncle's name is Kurt so I'm imagining him doing this.

[@etherealE777]

“I’ll be right with ya sista” 😂💀

[@Iacobus-Magnus]

The one “Caught with shaft in hand” one made me remember my crappy lyrics for Electric Avenue. We’re gonna rock onto (Erection Avenue)!

[@natasha2404]

I guess my father was “that guy” he wouldn’t go to lunch when lunch was (all workers went to lunch at the same time) and instead would continue working through lunch and when everyone came back and continued working he’d go to lunch, needless to say he didn’t last there very long

[@jamersbazuka8055]

41:02 Is it bad that I thought the follow up from "the latter is ironic because Pat is NEVER frank," was gonna be "he's Pat"?

[@carmenishere]

Idc what anyone says. 🗣JON IS RIGHT!

[@wingersdingers]

Kurt GONE flurt!!! 🤣