What Is The Smallest Amount Of Power That Went To Someone's Head? (AskReddit)

[@kolonarulez5222]

Could you imagine caring that much about a part time job at Dairy Queen?

[@pacotaconep4433]

I mean you just have to imagine that you are a narcissist and stupid. With that in mind and the power of stupidity being infinite anything is possible.

[@gryla5290]

She could've gotten better positions if only she learned other skills and took on more responsibilities

[@kos2919]

She obviously attention seeking individual and the moment she get hold of that praise she want to keep it as long as she can. Similar to some people who peaked during high school and still believe acting like a high schooler in their 40s is okay

[@FrazzaJ2000]

I think the stories bullshit. 'Slipped on her own blood' and 'assault charges'. Yea, fuck off lol..

[@japanpanda2179]

That one ... Was really bad

[@mr.cuttystabby5331]

"look at him, sitting in a chair, he's so lazy. I won't be back" said nobody ever.

[@8izzy]

wow, look at him sitting in a wheelchair, so reckless

[@DarkAngelEU]

Yet bosses always find a reason for us to get off our asses.

[@anneoctober7]

When you successfully hold the light switch between on and off

[@yadonegoofed1427]

Agreed.

[@TheCulturedCapy]

I CONTROL THE LIGHTS, KAREN!! THEY CALL ME, “THE SWITCHMAN!!”

[@CarlTackett]

No no no. This is about SMALL amounts of power

[@calebr3097]

That’s not small That’s legendary

[@jiffpop5143]

Lol sparks fly out of the outlet when you do that and catch your house on fire

[@krakatoadude4231]

Imagine being so poor talented that all your ego hangs on your Dairy Queen job

[@joehoogestraat2936]

There’s literally no way that actually happened

[@EarlFaulk]

@@joehoogestraat2936 Yeah the freak out sounds like total bullshit

[@HardGuess]

Even if it's not real it's still funny.

[@Psyrus88]

It's sad when you peak in high school.

[@shellshockedbros4458]

@@joehoogestraat2936 Would love to see the proof lmao. Look it up bud.

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

I know a guy that went wild with power! He started killing kids, choked his wife, and even tried to kill me! And he had the nerve to say he had brought peace to _his_ new Empire! It all went his head just because some dictator told him he would "henceforth be known a Darth... Vader."

[@plls2880]

Lmao!!!!

[@alternative7586]

I am finding my andy bernard comment. I dont think I posted it

[@jamestor6700]

I read the comment before the name and was thinking at first "what the fuck" got to about "I know a guy that went wild with power! He started killing kids, choked his wife, and even tried to kill me! And he had the nerve to say he had brought peace to his new Empire!' then thought, "wait a second"

[@maxywaxy34]

Insane!!

[@nohintshere]

Did he like sand?

[@emmy2146]

These are always worth playing if only to hear “cow-orker” said with such sophistication.

[@ghostoftsushima8657]

Emmy 214 😂💀

[@lynnhathaway3755]

And facabook.

[@boney2982]

also fasabook and tl doctor

[@emmy2146]

Lets not forget “Mack-youp” for makeup It’s like hearing a toddler trying to say big boy words sometimes Lol.

[@Psyrus88]

D O U B L E Q U O T E

[@notimportant4329]

A classmate of mine in a culinary arts class talked down to EVERYONE about his "immense knowledge and experience in the kitchen." He, on numerous occasions, talked down to the instructor who had 30+ years of experience in the business. His reasoning for his pompousness? He had been a sandwich artist at Subway since that summer.

[@kestrelwish6778]

Everyone else is just "obviously" oblivious to the art of Subway sandwich Making.

[@brucea9871]

I burst out laughing when I read the last sentence. Yes he is now a world class chef due to his experience as a Subway "sandwich artist". I've always thought places like Subway who give their low wage employees such grandiose titles in an attempt to glorify the position are out to lunch, but I never thought an employee with that title would let it go to his head in such an extreme manner.

[@lxverdant1837]

When you're in creative mode with infinity TNT, and you fly over a Village

[@Rghkicxdfji]

He said small

[@Kiwiqwp]

More like your friend gives you 5 TNT and you think you blew up your friends house but you turn around and you see your friends house and realized you blew up your own house

[@walker8252]

@@Kiwiqwp stfu

[@knightfall6900]

You just hear air raid sirens as you fly over

[@digit5465]

Hey Snivy

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

Customers who thinks we take the "The Customer is Always Right" policy literally, in retail. So they think they're entitled to anything their warped minds can conceive, and we would give no resistance. I'd cite an example, but there was so many during my several stints in retail CSR, that I've forgotten most of them due to being common. Although one bit that sticks out was this guy with an abysmal credit score, demanded we sell him an iPhone installment plan with no downpayment (this was usually reserved to people with a very high credit score, and I wasn't sure this applied to high-end phones at all.), and got antsy over it for a good 10-20 minutes.

[@lanenei]

Eric Yoder so well put. Those types of people annoy the hell out of me, it seems like they think they have the right to speak to you however they like, and that we dont deserve to be shown any respect or common decency.. like get off your high horse susan, youre buying 30 dollar earrings from me im not kissing your feet for that

[@Solitude82]

Those are called "Karen's"

[@Toasty667]

Don't get me started on that shit. Nothing more obnoxious than a customer on a power trip.

[@LuminousLead]

I mean, if they don't buy anything then they're not a customer, right? ;D

[@WolvenDragonZ]

"The customer is always right but I determine when you cease to be a customer"

[@pungoblin9377]

The DQ one wasn’t necessarily small power going to her head. She can make fast ice cream. Can you imagine what would happen if that power got into the hands of, say, the president? There would be mass chaos around the world and singlehandedly start the apocalypse.

[@likethewizard_yk]

This comment has opened my eyes.

[@gryla5290]

Still, it went to the wrong hands. Such great power was too much for her she failed to use its full potential

[@Sorrelhas]

I'm just glad she's obsessing over some part-time job, and not the Nuclear Codes. If she can make ice cream so fast, imagine what she would do with yellow cake.

[@freedom9729]

Imagine how fast she could put together a sniper rifle 😨

[@likethewizard_yk]

Now you’re thinking!

[@zoesherwin]

My step sister was allowed to set the table. She was pised at me so she only gave me a butter knife and everybody else proper utensils. We were having sandwiches and soup. She achieve nothing

[@jamestor6700]

how did you eat the soup?

[@zoesherwin]

Kyle It was probably tomato or mushroom so I just picked up the bowl and drank it

[@TakeAsNeeded4Pain]

You could always go to the silverware drawer and get yourself a spoon. I mean, it's not like you're trapped at the dinner table.

[@zoesherwin]

C Brown I know that but she was trying to make me angry so it super satisfying to drink my soup while making direct eye contact

[@ssa3101]

@@zoesherwin Ma man!

[@jackmack4181]

My sister when she found the rule that you can’t hit a girl.

[@bolikde9389]

How dickish was she ?

[@jackmack4181]

Iwo DEU the standard hitting me and using that phrase as a shield, bullying me at home, just the all around standard sister. The issue was me, When she did this (she stopped a few years ago) I was currently the tallest kid in the school, looking down on others all the time, I also found out I had a disability which made have to take private classes to catch-up with the others and lastly I was the gentle shy giant who was a bit stronger than normal but underneath this gentle giant was a beast called My Anger, this beast got me into trouble because I couldn’t control it at times. My sister thought it was fun to push the buttons of a kid whose anger got him banned from a street for a few years (to be honest it was the bully’s fault). She sooner learned it was better to deal with an angery brother than a pissed off brother.

[@zacherypritchett5546]

Some girl back in highschool was being a bitch to me for no reason so I told her sister and her sister slaps the crap out of her. She then walked back to me and said hopefully the stupid got out of her this time lol.

[@username3471]

I don't hit girls, but I do when they stop acting like one

[@RenegadeShepard69]

Definitely the worst thing to teach young girls. In the real world nobody is going to follow that middle age rule. And she'll grow up expecting normal men to act like prince charming the gentlemanly white knight which no one would ever be. When she talks shit or just gets unlucky with a crazy stronger man there's no rule of gentlemanness to make the reality of life less painful. And it helps nothing but to make women think they are this special fragile thing with special needs that everybody should be nice to, which will not happen most of the time, It's a retarded idea that doesn't help anybody, don't make neither women's nor men's lives better, just an overall stupid idea which, indirectly incentives young boys to fight and hurt each other more in comparison, since there's no punishment for hitting a boy, it's actually praised upon, which then leads to making these certain boys more violent, violent boys who grow to be violent men living in a world with sheltered fragile women, wow what a match, who've thought that this would work, huh? And so all it takes is an opportunity and there will go with this rule of gentlemanness. I think most of societys problems could been made a bit better if teachers and parents weren't so goddamned retarded at raising young kids. So yeah, clown world, baby, we do live in a. But goddamn does this idea suck so bad, oh well

[@abcde8293]

Glowstick guy wasn't on a power trip he just took his job way too seriously

[@1yoan3]

Or was really bored

[@ImranKhan1976]

Or on amphetamines to get him through the night.

[@Gotz_the_iron_hand]

I used to do weird stuff like this just to mess with people. Funny thing is, I didn't work parking, but nobody ever questioned it. The best was pretending to be concert security by wearing sunglasses, an orange vest and putting a clear plastic cup over a flashlight. It was a big week-long event and people came with tents and RVs. Day one, me and my buddy would stand at the road leading to the event and flag them down with the fake wands and search their rvs for drugs and recording equipment. Thing is, we never told them we were concert security, they just saw two guys flag them down and assumed. Then we'd be like, "So anyway, why'd you let two random guys go through your stuff?" "Be more careful next time." and wait for it to dawn on them that we were just guys with cups taped to a flashlight twirling and pointing. Nobody got mad, because they were all so panicked that they were in trouble it came as a relief. I love that we got a guy with a mandolin to follow us at one point and play dueling banjos while we did this stuff like this. This in turn caused one guy we stopped with a pocket amp and guitar to join in. Eventually we had our own marching theme music going around messing with people, getting into VIP areas, sleeping in stranger's tents right next to them and them being weirdly cool about it, inciting water balloon fights, etc. We had tons of people following us by the end. I have no idea how, but it became some kind of event of its own at some point. Pretty sure I would've been on a power trip if I wasn't so busy being confused by how we'd started a temporary cult that just did any random thing we felt like having them do. But after the week ended, everybody just packed up and headed home. This was pre social media blowing up and smart phones. I didn't even have a cell phone, and we were all from different part of the country, so I never heard from any of them again. I miss you mandolin guy. You and your very limited range of songs were the heart of the band that you helped us accidentally create.

[@LazyRare]

Absolutely Beautiful. He's still thinking about you. Try and see if you can find him by re visiting the local area/event. I hope you reconnect one day.

[@999124999]

@@Gotz_the_iron_hand maybe he did it so professional to troll the two guys in the car. I'm kind of like that too if I'm extremely bored lol

[@jeremymunene5304]

"I'm afraid you've gone mad with power" "Well have you ever met a guy without power, he's boring, nobody listens to him" Simpsons movie

[@HoodieHorizon]

When the teacher uses your work as a good example

[@kyle18934]

When the teacher picks you for a task to do while the other students to have to sit

[@truexorcerer]

When the teacher asks you to do the math question in front of class

[@kyle18934]

@@truexorcerer oof dont give me nightmares lol

[@bikechainimmortalis6923]

Legit had my AP Music Theory teacher say that my final exam would be the exam key. 😂😂

[@kyle18934]

@@bikechainimmortalis6923 nice lol that must have felt good

[@Choppytehbear1337]

These stories are always so bizarre to me. I'm the opposite of these people. The idea of having some sort of power over my co-workers terrifies me.

[@Wobmiar]

Same here. But maybe it's because I have a very low self esteem

[@kikikungfukakes6639]

Lol the dairy queen girl is hilarious! She brings her lawn chair legally close enough amd shouts obcenities, lol

[@jacobtrimble8699]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself

[@Unoriginalfunusername]

Can you teach me this power

[@yeetuscleatus9502]

The Dinosaur , I played Lego Star Wars a few days ago

[@NEMOsleeps24]

Have you ever seen Rick and Morty?

[@japanpanda2179]

Interesting story. Amazing how the Sith became so corrupted, from saving people's lives to becoming Space Nazis.

[@leoortiiiz]

@X Live now that's forced

[@DarthVader-ib1rh]

I told Palpatine he had been elected senator and next thing you knew it was "I am the Senate".

[@nicholsjoshua15]

Then he kills your apprentice, blows up a planet, and tries to kill your son. What a jerk.

[@deadeyedblack2350]

Nobody: Reddit text to voice: “COW walkers”

[@janisnaglis5036]

Rockwood .escapeplan its more like cow oalkers

[@sokkvabekkr5973]

cow orcers

[@BootyCrusader]

Cow oarkus

[@mrpotatobaconcarljr1564]

Rockwood .escapeplan I will drop kick a baby

[@deadeyedblack2350]

Leonidas Anthony okay

[@jessiem1042]

“I brought you into this world, I can take you out!”

[@fluffy7358]

My parents always used that phrase, and I always hated it. Like, you DO realize your threatening to kill me right? “That’s not what that means!” Uh huh, sure.

[@elijahwatjen9839]

I cringed whenever i heard that lol

[@keenantv4086]

I was told this lmfao

[@midnightthoughts8519]

As an older sibling, I've been getting this position to my head over the last ten years. I stopped, of course, but sometimes I find myself using this small bit of authority just so my sisters could quiet down at night

[@ceoofbasedcontent6897]

7:35 I honestly think he was more of an absolute trooper than acting like a powerhouse. Madlad just really seems to love his job

[@jgonz1325]

I was the guy with the glow sticks. I used to watch a tv show about the Russian Air Force prepares fighter jets before take off. Often times I would just pretend I was letting people into a military base.

[@dooderbug2437]

Respect.

[@Jacksiloution]

Ok

[@lolnamelollastname9788]

Wholesome.

[@ebusive]

To the other old people: The person who got to be in charge of the overhead projector in school.

[@killjoyblue7166]

Big O that doesnt make sense, there was overhead projectors when i was in school and im 20 lol Dumbass

[@thelocdesiringentryintoyou3686]

really dude really dude

[@killjoyblue7166]

really dude , rocking it almost as hard as your rocking the downs

[@v4enthusiast541]

Bradley Dee- 20 year old Boomer detected

[@killjoyblue7166]

V4 Enthusiast, no u

[@strawberrymilkshake90]

8:30 - this man isn't on a power trip, he's just bored out of his mind 😂

[@madi-tv2sb]

When an 8 year old finds 20 bucks on the ground. Edit: When a 21 year old finds 20 bucks on the ground. Edit: I keep getting spammed with likes and I hit on it thinking I’d have like 5 likes and I got here with 479 and now I feel famous. Now I feel like I have an immense amount of empty power lmao 😆

[@pacotaconep4433]

OWO

[@Megan-vn3yt]

UwU change 8 year old to 21 year old me

[@madi-tv2sb]

Sarah Jackson haha okay

[@joelangrehr6184]

Jackie bukhart?

[@Lemon-yn7kk]

@@joelangrehr6184 chicken pinciotti

[@dakotaraptor5918]

One of my friends was the host of a discord server, he acted like he was the head of a huge verified server, acting as if he doesn’t even know us because some people we didn’t know joined. He would temporarily kick/mute us if we called him out on his power trip. Needless to say we ditched that server and made a new one fairly quickly

[@s.e.f8160]

My husband finally bought me a diamond wedding band after like 10 years. By noon, I was sipping wine out of an actual wine glass and ordering everyone around in a British accent. My kids wanted to know what was wrong with me.

[@zazygaming6970]

To the people who work at Dairy Queen, y’all’s flame throwers are f***ing amazing

[@apatheticjesus4147]

Y'all have never had a decent burger.

[@drakeyww]

When Dwight was in charge of the health insurance plan

[@wintershock]

Being able to stand and lay my back down completely flat on another surface. You feel like you’re the best person ever but then you stand up straight again and your spine is broken.

[@ogvbeats]

When I was 8 y/o my teacher gave me the "responsibility" to make sure no one was doing anything stupid while he went for a coffee. I went full Hitler mode like I was a teacher in 1850 punishing disobeying students.

[@NNOutBurger_Gaming]

OG V Beats lmao "full hitler mode"

[@brandonterrazas4788]

I can’t stand people like this. Anytime I encounter a power tripper i go out of my way to give them an ego check and humble them.

[@exo_nct_wayv_redvelvet]

when you're the one who did the powerpoint slides so you can put things as you wish and your name on the top (non alphabetical order)

[@WonderlandWeb]

#EXO #NCT #WAYV Come Back, the superior song He said small 🤯

[@stevencable6317]

#EXO #NCT #WAYV Come Back, the superior song as the guy who usually does most of the grunt work in group projects i feel that

[@doctoradventure413]

One of my Japanese friends was visiting once and my family took him to a sushi restaurant. While we were there he was talking in both Japanese and English in an American accent during the meal one of the employees walked up to him and told him it was offensive for him to be speaking Japanese when he was "clearly American" and they insisted on an apology. The employee wasn't even Japanese they were the whitest American teenager you could find.

[@idkwhattotype4704]

Speaking another language is offensive now? Goodness these snowflakes look for problems when there are already plenty of others.

[@Armhead1]

Gen Z moment I hate my generation

[@doctoradventure413]

@@Armhead1 this happened 5 years ago generation has nothing to do with it

[@bigdot2355]

When you went against the whole class about your answer being correct and you were right.

[@Jacksiloution]

Tbh that's a daily occurancd in my school

[@idkwhattotype4704]

And they hate you for it

[@idkwhattotype4704]

And they hate you for it

[@ARedMagicMarker]

Worked one school year including a summer break as an intern at a large grades K-12 community/activity center where some other intern dude named Jason got to be in charge of one of the head owner's master sets of keys. He was the owner's nephew, but he kissed his butt to embarrassing levels and attempted to chase off anyone serious and competent in the job because he hated competition. He tried the same thing on me and a few other people, but to his fury, it didn't work. He would walk around with those sets of keys, twirling the key sash grandly around his finger like a complete tool. This guy wasn't smart, at all. He had no charisma, basic life skills, an ounce of empathy for others, or likability. Above all, he hated children in a job catered to helping kids have fun, have a safe haven after school, and have a place to study and do their homework assignments. He did nothing but sit in the office on his phone. He couldn't do basic math and had horrible reading and writing skills, which were paramount to the job and for helping to mentor school-aged children. He couldn't train, couldn't keep stock, lied about our inventory count, couldn't organize, refused to clean up after himself, and refused to follow the intern chore chart as we all alternated between cleaning the bathrooms, sweeping, mopping, cleaning the pool and locker rooms, etc. He literally clicked his tongue and scoffed at the chores chart, but he'd lie and say he did his chores by marking them off on the chart. Sometimes, he'd utilize someone else's complete cleaning job and say he did it. Oh, and he always ate other people's labeled food in the fridge. If you tried to lock up your food, he'd get angry and go on about how "we are all family here" or that "love lives here." Blah, blah. If you ordered food in, he'd outright semi-order you, or try and guilt you into getting him a cheap item that he wanted from the menu, and if you failed to comply, would berate you for being greedy and not a team player and that would not look good for future job prospects. And you had better hope if you paid by credit card and not cash that you got to the door to get your delivery first because if you didn't, he'd say that he was you/that he was sent to get the food, and help himself to your order. Even if you didn't see him take a large spoonful of your kung pao noodles and dumplings or 2-3 slices of pizza, you knew he did, and we had video footage to prove it. When confronted (sometimes with violence), he'd make it out to be a joke and turn into a very bad comedy sketch act as if he were so lovable and should get away with it, or make movie references to...distract us? If the order was something he didn't like, he'd berate you for having such poor taste and ordering something nasty as if your own order inconvenienced him. When he wasn't in the office epically botching and failing at an Excel spreadsheet or community flier his uncle needed him to finish, he was in the computer lab on obviously NSFW sites, even knowing full well that each computer's live activity and history was monitored because we had children using them. That, or hogging the arcade/video games, keeping basketballs and other sports gear from kids because it gave him a power trip, or he was in the kitchen stuffing his face with large portions of recorded food donations specifically meant for the community. We had a large community garden in the field section of the property, and he never once helped, always talking about how a garden was a waste of time and "gay". However, come harvest time, he would fill his car's trunk to the brim with choice produce, taking nearly all the sweet corn, berries, potatoes, green beans, rosemary, cucumber, and watermelon for himself, and looking genuinely confused when people yelled at him for it as this garden was still ultimately an enrichment activity for the kids. He flashed his keys like a badge as if that did anything. He said it was his uncle's garden and was by proxy, his garden, and that they were lucky he was letting them take the family veggies. His uncle yelled at him for that, but let him off with a warning. Jason even took one of the pretty, and plush lounge chairs from the lobby, and brought it into his uncle's office like a throne, bragging about how he was going to be next in line to the so-called community center dynasty, and how he was going to change things and whip us all into shape. As if we'd stick around for one second if he became the one in charge. Of course, those keys were never far from him. He even bought a special belt loop clip to keep them fastened to his side, but he favored keeping them around his neck like a medal when most people would just keep them in their pocket. He even asked if we had any metal polish around so he could shine them. When one of the employees said it wasn't a good idea, Jason literally snapped and talked over him, telling him he was just jealous like he was some petulant preschooler, loud enough for everyone to hear. It's like in his mind, as long as he had those stupid keys, he was uncontested god. He wasn't even the community center owner's son who was the most humble person there. One day, payback came in all its glory while he was twirling those keys as usual. He was outside and looming over some other guy for a long, drawn-out time telling him the "correct" way to dump some perfectly bagged trash in the dumpster. Then he accidentally and perfectly, 10/10 flung the keys right from his finger and down a nearby sewer/storm drain. Like, they were rocketed in. He was far too big to fit inside, (he was a big boi) and no matter how much he barked or tried to intimidate others to go in and get his precious keys, not one person budged. Not even that one tall, extra lanky guy who was famous for being able to fit, squeeze into, and climb into hard to reach spots and openings. You could almost see his power draining while those keys sat there longer in the darkness below. After about 30 minutes of fruitless persuading, he just went, sat under a tree, and whimpered about how we all hated him, and how much we wanted him to get in trouble. Basically trying to guilt and shame us, per his usual tactic when he didn't get his way. He was right about people not liking him at least. The worst thing about the master keys being down there was that ring of master keys opened not only the money safe, but they also opened the safe for the spare keys, opened the alarm hatch, opened the central heating and air conditioning device, and opened the garden and storage sheds, opened the pool closet, opened every door and the front door. His uncle had other keys on him which were identical to what Jason had, but he wasn't even in the county at the time, so Jason was screwed. He called his uncle (who was always running around in and out of the city to meet officials and possible benefactors), and I guess his uncle got livid and spooked Jason, because the next thing I know, I'm getting informed that Jason got himself wedged in the storm drain. He was obviously trying desperately to get the keys, a broom lying right beside him, so I took it that he at least tried to poke around in there with the broom before trying to squeeze in. He was stuck tight, and because he never wore a belt or tucked his shirt in like he was supposed to per uniform standard, (or wore underwear) his shirt had shifted upwards in his awkward position and his pants were stuck hanging way past his butt crack, 2/3 mooning everyone, even the children coming in through the back way for their after school activities. The front doors were always locked during school hours, only unlocked during bus-unloading hour. You had to ring to have someone unlock the door and let you in, and because no keys, only one door in the building was opened, and it was a side door propped open with a chair. most of the rooms were locked, including the kitchen, so no snack, game rooms, or open classrooms for the kids who were getting rowdy in the multipurpose room. So in the end, the kids were all sent home as most of them lived in the neighborhood just down the hill, and the city eventually came to retrieve the keys that were deeper in there than anticipated. Oh, and they also got Jason, who had attracted quite a crowd from the nearby neighborhood and there was a local news van. Someone tried to put a courtesy trash bag over his butt, but it blew away. After Jason got out of the sewer, he tried to make himself out to be a hero who risked his life to get the keys, when no one else had the courage, and that he almost died, (because he couldn't breathe, and had asthma), but that god blessed him to live through his tribulation. I didn't even hear him express gratitude to the people who had to destroy a storm drain sewer to get him out. That made me wish that I thrashed his rear with the blue broom beside him when I had the chance, but assault charges weren't worth it. Though I will have to thank Jason for one thing... throughout a good portion of the event, I was crying laughing so hard that I almost needed an ambulance. 🚑 The neighbors roasting Jason didn't help make it less funny either. PS,. I left the center soon after. I had to get ready to leave town, get my stuff together, and begin life as a grownup, but I heard Jason got sacked for punching one little boy right in the nose, blood all over the wall, and trophy case because the little boy basically called him fat. I didn't get the full details, but I really hope the little boy's parents or guardians ripped Jason a new one.

[@londontrada]

This needs a tldr

[@ARedMagicMarker]

@@londontrada tl;dr Entitled big boi gets stuck in the storm drain, along with his work keys.

[@dracolich3348]

Take my like for making me laugh.

[@kestrelwish6778]

Darn that's just kind of sad, not for him, but more of a "wow they thought they were all that." karma's a Bitch though.

[@lolnamelollastname9788]

Golden.

[@BlaxicanBeautyTV333]

Blizzard Girl is so cringy. Reminds me of my old job.

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

Blizzard Girl makes me want to bring back medieval racks

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

Museum Bastards->Stocks

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

Head Cashier->That thing with the four horses

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

Buc-ee’s Girl->Bitch Slap

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

Blowhard->machine used to attract Radical Larry

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

Gate Guard->De-aged, left at Subway Jared’s house

[@Misterbrainturn]

When you’re the king of the four square court for at least 5 rounds Or you’re powerful enough to play two-square on a volleyball court

[@LuminousLead]

Yeet Ski Deet I dunno that sounds some real power! XD

[@VOLAIRE]

3:27 the _soft serve community_ 😂

[@samontebanks410]

The blizzard girl is kinda sad, like the only reason why she's like that is because it's probably the only accomplishment she ever had.

[@chromberries7329]

samonte banks yeah, like we give a shit. no excuse to treat people like that.

[@saysikerightnow3914]

@@chromberries7329 r/whoooosh

[@chromberries7329]

Dr. Kitty how is it a woosh? yall abuse it. you don't use use it correctly, you just throw it around everywhere.

[@saysikerightnow3914]

@@chromberries7329 The joke is that he was making fun of the girl, as the only accomplishment in her life. That was a perfect whoooosh I would say. You took a joke seriously when it was a JOKE. That is what a whoooosh is. Also, "you don't use use it correctly..." is my new quote of the day.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

@@saysikerightnow3914 pretty sure it wasn't a joke but ok go off I guess

[@iamjustamazin]

I often see this with people in supervisor positions at basic jobs. Their ego was crushed when they had no choice but to work in a supermarket, and then they begin to overcompensate by going on a power trip.

[@yendo1774]

when you're simon in simon says

[@al_exists]

you're*

[@slappy8941]

When your Simon says what?

[@jaymurray4160]

@@al_exists You are putting a capital letter AFTER the start of a sentence! Do you even grammar?

[@al_exists]

@@jaymurray4160 it was autocorrect. at the time, my phone was set to capitalize words like that, but i changed the setting.

[@jaymurray4160]

@@al_exists So you knew this but didn't correct your mistake? Also why the * they spelt it correctly with correct grammer.

[@iononcantomascrivo]

I once knew a wannabe actress who convinced herself she had star quality when, in reality, she'd never done anything more than background extra or day player work. She had it in her head that she had what it took to become a household name but didn't have the ambition, drive, work ethic or even the good listening skills to make it halfway that far. She also convinced herself that she could be a writer or a producer. Tragically, the only writing experience she had was text messages and the only think she ever produced was secondhand smoke. I remember she ingratiated herself to this local filmmaker who brought her on as a producer and fought him every step of the way on every creative decision. Her ideas were bad and so was her writing. She became such a problem that she got fired as soon as the promotional three-minute video was done and in the can. The director begrudgingly left her scenes intact. She got her little featured role and writing credit. It was nothing to really brag about and she acted it was going to be a springboard that would help her standstill career gain the momentum it needed to really get going. In the end, heard reputation for being a difficult, argumentative, downright disrespectful and not very talented liar and a plagiarist preceded her. She hasn't done much, if anything at all, since.

[@deaththegrimreaper1824]

When the party was decided to be held in my friends home for the first time he acted like a king and made us ask for permission to cook the food we bought and made us share the liquor and food with him, and tried to boss us around. Everyone went home after half an hour lol.

[@1-upstudios969]

Did anyone notice how the chairman denied her a chair? That’s a fantastic unintentional dad joke.

[@Platysmapus]

I was a dishwasher at restaurant. The other dishwasher was promoted to "salad chef". He started saying really belittling things about my looks. Then he started telling me I needed to come in an hour earlier than I was scheduled. The chef told me it was because when I wasn't there and there were no salads to be made they put him back in the dishpit. They told me to ignore him, but nobody had my back or stood up for me. One day he calls me and tells me I need to be there an hour early again. I ignore him and say I'll be in at my scheduled time. When I clock in he screams at me in front of everyone. I clocked out and never went back.

[@VanessaLoveCounselor]

I went to a pool hall one time. My friend ordered a beer. A guy behind the counter looked like a neckbeard. He told everyone that he had to check ID and that he'd have to check everyone, everytime they ordered a beer. "No ID, no beer." He had this disdain in the way he said it. The weird thing is that he could see the whole room from where he was. He could easily see who had beers.

[@marmelaota1703]

In general if you give a small amount of responsibility and power to a small child. They will act like a dictator to other children 😂

[@Rawkit_Surgeon]

Ordered a blizzard in Dairy Queen once. Saw this one dude take my order while also taking an order from the drive through using two tills while also remaking another customer's order in one smooth practiced motion. I just had to compliment this guy. I hope he didn't let that much power go to his head.

[@SlayerOfTheDamned]

I hope that man received all of the tips that day

[@doodoofard69]

When your parents get you to babysit your younger siblings.

[@donnewly1231]

Junior NCOs in the army. Enough said

[@lelandgaunt9985]

don newly And their wives

[@jamesharding3459]

Leland Gaunt And every butter bar in fucking existence.

[@cecilyerker]

All boots

[@whoisjordan1546]

Collecting everybody’s paper at the end of class.

[@a_literal_brick]

This guy at Walmart insisted on seeing my little sister's receipt. She was a 12-year-old girl who only bought about $30 in art supplies, but he was adamant. Naturally my sister had managed to lose the receipt between the checkout and the door, so we had to go back to checkout for another copy of the receipt. Checkout obviously didn't have the purchase saved onto the computer, so they weren't able to print off the receipt again. Checkout lady had a little talk with door guy and we were able to leave. I gave that Walmart a Google review for the first time that day, and suffice it to say it was not very positive. I probably wasn't the only one to complain though because while door guy still works there, he no longer asks for receipts.

[@Galaxy_J]

For the ice cream one I wished someone set the new fastest time

[@ARedMagicMarker]

She'd have a meltdown.

[@schechter01]

These stories are examples of why I stopped believing the cliché "absolute power corrupts absolutely" a long time ago. There is some truth to it but far more often, when you see someone start throwing his/her weight around it's because that person is doing what (s)he wanted to from the beginning. What power really does is reveal how people actually are. I've seen it more than once; once someone goes up the ladder, (s)he feels free to do what (s)he really wants because (s)he doesn't have to answer to anyone anymore...or believes that to be the case.

[@boxfox2945]

Yelp' after the bra burning. Now is the results.😢

[@andrewt836]

I’m gonna call my new band ‘The soft serve community’

[@shawn_crabtree]

5:24 You are required to provide adequate care for employees in case of injury or the like, especially when it comes to resting and sitting arrangements.

[@EugeneHKrabs-rr6em]

Barney Fife from the Andy Griffith show.

[@cursedwithsetience4017]

Eugene H. Krabs 😂 I was just watching an episode, and omg so true

[@Lunar7933]

6:15 " he did nothing but stroke his *eggo* "

[@funlover163]

@DemonkittenXIII Well it is just an Eggo, not a sweet syruppy Eggo.

[@calanon534]

"Yes, my tasty little waffle.. mmm.. you like that, huh? Oohhh.. your tasty little checkerboard boxes are so fluffy and *naughty* - I can't help myself..! I must rub my precious butter all over you..." *Waffle:* "Oh-oh-Onii-chan! N-Not there! I-I think I'm going to Syrup!"

[@calanon534]

@DemonkittenXIII ;)

[@kestrelwish6778]

Layyo my E G G O

[@kermitthefrog625]

Totally unrelated but, I'm watching this at school and the dude who just shoved me into the door slipped on the wet floor because he was running and slammed his face on the ground in front of not only the entire school but also all his friends who are still laughing at him. I love my school.

[@BloodrealmX]

That dude lying about the egg ingredient could have been put in _fucking prison_ if the customer had a severe allergy and was hospitalized.

[@user-sy5cx5km6d]

That thumbnail makes me wonder what’d happen if frogs ruled Egypt.

[@nautilume7114]

It’s a reference to that KEK phase Pepe went through (in Egyptian mythology, kek is an sinister/dark god or something. 4chan made it into a cultish joke I think?)

[@user-sy5cx5km6d]

Nautilume Oh, I didn’t know that, I thought the frog God’s name was Heqet

[@cecilyerker]

Nautilume Kek isn’t necessarily sinister more like a trickster deity who flips reality on its head or who represents the infinite potential void before it comes into form

[@cecilyerker]

Donald Trump won at least partly because of Kek, there are interesting websites all about it

[@thecarwithinternetaccess7952]

Nobody: Title: “Went someone’s head”

[@supercool1312]

HypaRadarexYT nobody memes arent funny

[@lolicon453]

Nobody, not even a soul: sonicj Polygon: NoBoDy MeMeS aReN’t FuNnY

[@What____778]

Mio lmfao

[@404EncrytedError]

That wasn't funny, but ok

[@pacotaconep4433]

@@lolicon453 Lol He got jabaited

[@Xalgucennia]

When you have a pet and you get fuzzy hugs and kisses whenever you want and no one can stop you! Mwah hah hah

[@nicholsjoshua15]

"Cuddles, Unlimited cuddles!" Sheeve Palpatine

[@kingofdeath9012]

I have 4 pets

[@sabotage7369]

A friend group I was a part of as a freshman in high school had a leader that basically treated it as a dictatorship. We all weren’t in the “popular crowd,” but we weren’t idiots or incels, just we didn’t talk to many people outside of the group. There was a person in the group who snapped at the “leader” and he was kicked out. Then another person and myself was kicked out for not liking how he controls everything we do. To this day, the group still exists, and me and the two other people have been heavily shunned by the people in the group. The “leader” is HEAVILY on a power trip with the control he has over the people in the group

[@herculean616]

When you're letting the little siblings win for a few and they start bragging.

[@kingofdeath9012]

And you then destroy them and make them cry

[@jeremiahnoar7504]

You were given mercy, and now will be given a lesson

[@ItsJustAllyHer3]

This legit happened this morning. A girl in our Discord got admin role, being the second to get that role after me. This happen over a few weeks. She started deleting text channels I had made to help everyone and started kicking news members because SHE didn't know them. I posted a little get to know everyone thing and she was so pissed about it for no reason. Many of us were like wtf is her problem. I messaged the server owner because she had become increasingly rude to a lot of us. She saw the private message somehow. She typed a literal paragraph of lies in the general chat taking aim at me. So I responded tenfold. I actually had a mental breakdown because of it. I left the chat and talked with the server owner in person about it later in the day with some of the members who agree she's being overdramatic and blowing things out of proportion. He confirming her lies but we haven't heard about anything yet.

[@pixox1923]

I remember when I was like 12, I was in this program that let me out at 3:10. Most tought they were better than the "normal" students. I was just salty I had to wake up at 6 am

[@andrewg4412]

I ran around the house yelling "I am Become Mortein, Destroyer of Roaches!!!" much to the girlfriends' dismay while spraying the place up gassier than 1933-1945 Germany.

[@emily5476]

nobody: Line leaders: This is the greatest high!

[@devinpendergast3765]

Bruh this one kid was a daughter of a yard duty, she took it as if she had power and brought a whistle and would blow it and yell at ppl to get in line, this was 5th grade, she moved because no one was friends with her, she questioned why 🤦‍♂️

[@kuraiji1475]

High ground

[@bundleofminsunguwu6441]

when you get the single seater in the back of the bus 3 days in a row

[@adrianroque6990]

People who insist they're good at Tekken cuz they only know how to spam kicks with Eddy

[@Psycho7452]

Or cheesing in for honor.

[@nickywal]

Co-worker working the exact same job, same pay everything as the newstarts. Stomps around like he's a manager, whining no one is working, runs off to the actual manager who he's best buddies with. Funnily enough I have literally never seen that man do a single bit of work, its ok though he's friends with the manager

[@Calvinxcix]

When a mediocre SoundCloud rapper gets more than 5 hearts on their track and they start thinking they’re kanye west.

[@nickdegugs7190]

That first one is very relatable, accept it’s not just lunch, it’s any line. In elementary school you were either someone who didn’t care about your place in line or someone who will fight tooth and nail to be at the front.

[@snelleplanga3894]

If you're the "President" of something yet you bother yourself with calling out 15 year olds you might want to reconsider that title lmao

[@marxnebula790]

I love how the title is grammatically incorrect. To is an important word.

[@wakawakawakawaka8804]

I agree, too

[@NoahIsHere1337]

TheRedGamer that isn’t even boomer speech it’s just a correction

[@00juniorxL7]

NoahIsHere1337 ok boomer

[@theundyingcat]

@Big O no it's just I agree

[@wattz826]

But to is the right word...?

[@OrionoftheStar]

5:11 That's when you wait until five minutes to opening, then call in and say you quit.

[@tannermilo]

I don't know what the rules are in America but in the aus you never quit your job you wait until you get fired because then they have to pay you all your entitlement's sick leave etc if you quit you get nothing so instead of quiting just stop showing up and eventually they will have to call you and fire you

[@solidstate9451]

I reorganize the house, too. I always want to improve it. Yet, I'm the housewive. It's my job.

[@SMPG.]

When i was in primary school i got too choose who stayed in at recess

[@arzy7922]

Hella fucked up my guy

[@devinpendergast3765]

You probably pissed off so many kids 😂

[@zacherypritchett5546]

I kid tried this with me and i said kiss my ass and walked out.

[@thomasdavies604]

The Dairy Queen story is absolute gold and i honestly hope she's still there with her little lawn chair being insane

[@kittycatcuties]

Soft serve woman is the winner

[@Naruto_from_the_Naruto_show]

Blizzard Girl should be it's own movie, that shit was epic. It has all 3 acts! The rise to power, the fall from grace, the revengeful resentment

[@LightningLiger]

"smallest amount of power that went to someone's head" try every reddit moderator

[@kingofdeath9012]

Discord mods assemble

[@Timecapsule96]

For sure supervisors in elementary schools. My mom was one and even she admitted how crazy serious they took their jobs treating the school like a dictatorship. They'd also brag and literally become excited about taking kids to the office. Some weren't even doing anything but sitting next to each other. Like legit she had this twisted mindset little 1st graders were acting affectionate towards each other. My mom and another supervisor would look at each other in confusion since neither would even see anything happen. One particular supervisor kept complaining about kids handing out candies to each other at the school and through the walkie talkie told the office manager about it. In deep frustration the manager said "YEAH it's valentines day???"

[@CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald]

Discord/reddit moderator roles. But what do you expect? Who else but someone with a power complex would want to moderate posts for free?

[@corsaircarl9582]

In WoW, I had to leave a server because a bunch of people in a channel called "ForTheAlliance" were pretty much the worst elitist RPers ever. So much so that anyone trying to revive the RP community were ostracized and completely DESTROYED. I never understood why people would want to keep a hold of a barren wasteland and not a thriving community.

[@Psyrus88]

"He was oddly enough every female stereotype" ...what?

[@a7om7777]

the dude had traits of female stereotypes

[@Psyrus88]

@@a7om7777 I know, but it is such a jarring and frankly confusing description which raises questions rather than informs.

[@a7om7777]

@@Psyrus88 oh yeah! definitely agree on that one.

[@melanthor5535]

Its more military female stereotypes especially of officers and senior nco's

[@trulyidkman]

Not me but I had a friend who had a sister. The sister is older by 2 years and since she turned 12 she would use my friend as a slave because "I'm older and you must listen to me" and if my friend didn't want to she would beat him and make the most bullshit lies to my friend's parents to justify herself. My friend's parents even calls her "my little princess". She would do this for three years and I mean she was a slob. She didn't know how to clean or wash anything. Her rain of terror was put to an end when her aunt came and actually saw this. And my friend's aunt saw how sister was a slob and how she would use my friend because aunt had to baby sit them. After that aunt talked to my friend's parents and even my friend showed proof. Ever since when my friends sister would beat my friend to try to do her bidding my aunt would beat her

[@retrorenaissance9497]

Blizzard girl was one of the best reddit stories ive ever heard

[@phantomofshade7156]

Sasuke when he got the curemark.

[@dal.salvador]

Having the remote, I feel so bad ass just zapping and my sister begging me to go back.

[@blackrasengan2430]

When you get 1st place on 200CC in Mario Kart.

[@christianlink4433]

Any Corporal who thinks their change from Specialist is a real promotion

[@ARedMagicMarker]

Good lord, I know what you mean. XD

[@fryode]

"Cow Orkers"

[@DocMcCray]

The guy in the gate guard story was 100% in the wrong. The gate guard was doing his job exactly as expected.Hell, that is one of the Navy's general orders. "I will let no one pass without proper authorization." Doing a job exactly as they are supposed to is not a power trip.

[@scorch2155]

yup, he had no proof anything he told that guard was true. They have lists of people allowed to be on the property, anything else is trespassing and you will be asked to leave, failure to do so will result in exactly what happened, the cops being called and you removed by them. It's literally one of the reasons people live in gated communities because random people off the street won't be wandering around. From the sound of the last bit of his post the comments went after him, not the guard.

[@knightfall6900]

When you know every spoilers for a movie