Usada Pekora plays Wii Sports Resort, attacks and crashes into people

[@Nekomikuri]

Many people are commenting things like "you are so cute!" or "is that a real person" so I assume this is starting to get reccomended to people unfamiliar with Virtual KZbinrs. If that is you, please read. My name is NekoMikuri, and I am the translator of this video and a translator of Virtual KZbinrs. What are these VTubers? Well, like you see, they consist of individuals who play games, stream, and do normal things, except they do so using an anime avatar. This anime avatar is tracked to their real life bodies using advanced software, and allows them to "live" through their character. Basically, Virtual KZbinrs are the closest we will ever get to living anime girls. Many VTubers have anime backstories; this girl is a Rabbit from a land called PekoLand, and she plays heavily into this characteristic during her streams. Some others are more relaxed or normal, and don't have any quirk. A majority of VTubers are backed by a company, which produces their art, their music, their tracking software and their anime items. The companies normally have multiple VTuber characters, and they frequently collab together, like characters in an anime. Of course, this is not for everyone. However, if you enjoyed this clip, and are interested in combining fun gaming / chatting / streaming with anime culture, I recommend you step into the world of VTubers! If you want more information, you can come to the r/virtualyoutubers subreddit (which I moderate) and ask your questions, or find out about other VTubers. If you have any questions about VTubers, please ask below. Lastly, I am not the girl here, nor is my translation official. So although I appreciate people calling me cute, you probably should go post it in Pekora's channel itself. I am just a fan trying to bring the western world to VTuber audiences.

[@neeevirus]

Everyone else who already fell in the hellhole a long time ago: *Ah yes, it's all coming together*

[@BlazeTc1402-7]

In that case, let me clarify that you are a cute translator then!~

[@Pandozo]

You forgot to mention that Pekora Sama is a full time chaotic comedian who like to think of herself as an idol

[@soryuknox]

I finish the video first then i'll read this

[@soryuknox]

Oh wait I guess this comment is not for me.

[@MitremTheMighty]

0:43 - 1:15 Pekora meets her fans IRL (colorized)

[@nova-sama1997]

LMFAO

[@wojak-sensei6424]

When mfs don't practice social distancing:

[@Dradeeus]

Unsure whether you mean she'd be repelled by them, or if all of her fans would love to troll her and have fun at her expense. xD

[@MariusThePaladin]

@@Dradeeus Both...

[@Tobbit]

I remember a stream when some listener commented "I want you to be the first girl I hold hands with" and then she said "Ahh, sorry... I'm idol." lmao

[@neeevirus]

I just want to remind everyone here that Pekora is definitely an idol and a hero for kids

[@Nekomikuri]

Hero for kids kusa

[@XanderFenikkusu]

I don't think she would be nearly as funny if she was a real idol

[@spacewargamer4181]

@@XanderFenikkusu At least our time line have that.

[@TheRealBulo]

@@XanderFenikkusu isn't this the definition of a real idol nowadays?

[@brosephnoonan223]

True

[@PropHuntGuy]

Alternate title: Pekora mercilessly pummels a man to death with a blue sword and chokes with laughter.

[@neeevirus]

Let me correct that for you Pekora mercilessly pummels a man to death with a light saber and wipes a shoe or something*

[@PrinceJr-oj7sq]

2:56 I love how she accidentally finds out how to fire the plane's gun at the exact moment she's making gunfire noises.

[@cjrockband]

Probably instinctively pulled the trigger lol

[@yohann1252]

I see at the start Pekora was just being aware of social distancing

[@coldlight]

Truly ahead of her time

[@KyokujiFGC]

According to the other HL girls, she apparently has massive social anxiety IRL and hates being touched, lol.

[@mustard4762]

@@KyokujiFGC almost anyone hastes being touched by strangers Especially kids from the playground

[@saerudayo]

It may be an old stream but 9:09 is still one of the most Pekora moments of all time

[@xjan5647]

I'm glad to be alive to witness that LOL

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Its so good

[@agenericguy1014]

She enjoys beating people..?

[@thewhatever993]

@@agenericguy1014 Longest Pekora Laugh

[@agenericguy1014]

The Whatever Ah ok

[@Profile__1]

0:13 I don't know why, but I love it when Pekora does the fast breathing thing. It always cracks me up.

[@limhx-6734]

Pekora: wow you were the weakest, even though you were the boss Miguel: ;-;

[@urmomgeylolfake]

miguel is a SIMP

[@dookss7888]

Pilot Pekora: *sees air balloon and buildings* Pekora: *iMA cRAsH iNTo iT*

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Dont do it peko

[@ryngobrody1627]

It all makes sense now, Pekora's pilot class was just 40 hours of 9/11 footage.

[@phytus18]

"So anyways I started blasting."

[@ttchme9816]

Nine eleven in a nutshell

[@richter1934]

*KaMiKaZe BaNzAi*

[@MultiRv90]

That quick zoom in whenever she sniffs is just too funny.

[@Kusamancer]

While I really enjoy her sniffs (and feel weird for it) , I've always wondered why she seems to have a runny nose year round.

[@yort8463]

the "oore!" in these are hilarious

[@HAJIMEDJ]

Peko's "ore" is precious and it really speaks to me. I'm sure she's a very competitive person

[@insane8235]

*discovers the plane can shoot* *immediately starts doing a strafe run on the city street*

[@Icetea-2000]

9:42 That is such a good edit

[@funkyphill4861]

9:09 The best Pekolaugh™ yet

[@aaron-gz]

Sounds sadistic.

[@theoverlordbear]

9:30 Our man Ryan taking a chance to have a moment of immense satisfaction in between all that bullying.

[@kakokapolei123]

3:06 I love how as soon she finds out that the plane can shoot, she immediately does a strafe run on the nearest down

[@lucelent8427]

Some of the best parts of her playing Wii sports resort is that she bought the wrong controller or didn't have the right one and was forced to play ring fit instead by chat. It was glorious, too bad the streams are private now.

[@Nekomikuri]

Yeah

[@thissmithymanga7119]

Why are they private?

[@Elipson52008]

@@thissmithymanga7119 many of the Ring Fit streams are either private or gone mainly because of certain... sounds.

[@Kusamancer]

@@Elipson52008 It always baffling to me why vtuber girls always make those kind of sounds when playing Ring Fit. I mean yeah fanservice and all, but I've seen a couple who are against lewd stuff and yet still make those sounds.I could just chalk it up to exertion noises, but neither I or anyone else I know make those kind of noises while exercising. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining at all as those sounds are great, it's just somewhat weird is all.

[@Elipson52008]

@@Kusamancer Its a side effect of having to narrate everything you think and amp up everything you say/feel for the audience. After a while it becomes natural to scream a little harder and grunt a little louder than one should. Some people don't even realize they are doing it until they look back on it. Most of these girls don't really want to make those sounds. On streams after the ring fit plays ( and on some occasions during the Ring Fit Stream), the girls mention how embarrassed they are about making those sounds, resulting in them privating or deleting the videos themselves. They even wonder out loud whether or not the sounds they made would get them demonetized.

[@coffeelord906]

There was an attempted murder by the nousagis in the beginning xD Also, Pekoland civil war colorized at 2:55

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Hmm

[@PrinceJr-oj7sq]

It's like that sky diving fight scene in Jackie Chan Chinese Zodiac, at the end of the movie.

[@nonocere]

"I know Pekora doesn't like to be touched so I respect those boundaries" -Houshou Marine Yeah but I mean I didn't think it was THIS bad lmao 0:43

[@markangelogallardo9397]

Your edits of Pekora's Laugh are quite hilarious, really appreciate it.

[@residentevil508]

Comedian rabbit comits several war crimes and laughs it off

[@Brave_SJ]

3:05 A Junkers Ju 87 "Stuka" dive bomber strafes a French fishing village on the Mediterranean coast during the final weeks of Germany's invasion of France. (1940, Colorized)

[@Necroneer]

The beginning's already hilarious with them trying to stick on Pekora and her trying to retaliate. 1:38 How much time did you spend on this? Thanks for the translation! Might as well link her channel in the description. 3:58 5:03

[@kannatheweeb8836]

A crazy usagi

[@maharbensyafritaher4863]

By this point in the rabbit hole, i think we all know who this is

[@Nekomikuri]

I actually spent a few hours on it. Editing the audio and tuning took a lot longer than I thought

[@Necroneer]

@@Nekomikuri Lmfao I knew it, it was time well spent though!

[@dogeraid5937]

They wanted to do the circle thing where you hold hands but it backfired and it looks like they were trying to assault pekora lol

[@stephenvarholy3755]

This is a masterpiece, Mr. Mikuri. You outdid yourself with the editing and effects. It was quite a treat to hear the range of Pekora noises and variations of the Pekonami Code, even the rare "Sweet baby Batman, she's lost her damn mind!" laugh.

[@yohann1252]

Me: *sees plane and building* *_I don't like where this is going_*

[@kanisama6596]

3:11 Japanese pilot receiving coordinates to take a trip to Hawaii

[@borgar4357]

Let me guess what did the Japanese pilot recieved... Its "TORA! TORA! TORA!" wasn't it?

[@dededeisdosh4450]

Pekora did Pearl Harbor

[@vinseg8152]

Don’t worry it’s not rickroll kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3TYh6uvgpZmbc0

[@randallmokjialung3592]

@@dededeisdosh4450 thats right, move out the way "JFK did 9/11",theres a new conspiracy theory in town

[@hirokokueh3541]

wait ... doesn't Kamikaza started at near the end of the war?

[@papermouse_9]

"Don't get worked up!" She says while relentlessly beating a man into submission.

[@kingofbel6499]

0:45 that is still one of the funniest Hololive moments for me. When I first watched a clip of that part, I thought she was playing with fans, which just made it more hilarious to me.

[@Nekomikuri]

www.nekomikuri.com/japanese-lessons JP flashcards that go with this video finished

[@NeostormXLMAX]

full version of peko wii sports theme when?

[@eldnahlru]

Thanks a lot! You're going above and beyond

[@bankkunarak]

bookmarked your flashcard site. thank you, peko.

[@Nekomikuri]

@@NeostormXLMAX never. I'd get copyright claimed

[@Luckygekko]

Wow! I always watch your translations but only now am I seeing your flashcards! You're doing god's work! Thank you very much :) As a Japanese learning dude this is really cool

[@alexv3375]

Usada Pekora tells chat that she was just airdropping relief packages to support Wuhu Town since Nintendo Wi-Fi closed down. The 15-megaton nuclear blast several seconds later says otherwise.

[@Schnarchnase]

1:38 best intro ever!

[@TheDaringstDo]

Good lord the sword sparring had my sides split, I love how much she enjoyed mercilessly beating Ryan for like a minute straight.

[@yohann1252]

9:44 Close your eyes.

[@Nekomikuri]

lmao

[@CRegaladoDA]

Oh lord, what have i done

[@canwereach100millionsuscri9]

not the peko

[@TheSpeedyFire]

Why is my pp hard :

[@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305]

Let's just pretend you are still Pekora peko~

[@SyamuNekoSan]

Is this the classic episode when Pekochi said "Made in Chi..."?

[@Nekomikuri]

Yeah

[@SymGotSkills]

2:57 She imagined to shoot people 2:59 She realize that she actually could 😂 3:06 NEWS REPORT : Pekora Terrorized the City!!! Comfirmed hundreds of victims.

[@janreiafrica]

That intro is... something. And that sad Peko edit is a surprise to be sure.

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Its good

[@steviezamora8670]

Pekora is a Jedi. "Use the Force, Pekora"

[@-totallyoriginalname-5505]

11:44 Pekora just turned into Star Platinum there

[@matiasg.bramajo7831]

More like Silver Chariot

[@-totallyoriginalname-5505]

Why not both?

[@anorakflakjacket]

1:38 this is when i knew this video was going to be high quality

[@someguy2350]

I actually can’t recall the last thing that made me laugh as consistently as your TLs do. 4:16 really caught me off guard.

[@CircaSriYak]

11:08 Patented “I AM THE SENATE” technique peko

[@dededeisdosh4450]

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!

[@yuukirin42]

0:53 introvert.

[@justsomeonewithanezukopfp8224]

1:39 *That's a lot of Pekora* I don't think I'll be able to sleep in that resort

[@ibarakika_sen]

Kudos for translating this! Your editing really complements her character and I am so thankful you are honing the craft.

[@dshim4731]

3:59 omg that's some gold editing

[@clearlypellucid]

This one had a lot of ORRRE and TEME so it's immediately one of my favorites.

[@AmyStache]

1:37 God I laughed way to hard ate this Thanks this made my day

[@SuwingMasunurin]

The laugh part got me

[@Pepso8P]

The little Peko-songs are great. And the editing on this one, wow. It's better and better each episode. The boot and brush combo really cracked me up.

[@orangeapples]

9:39 I didn’t know she streamed Ghost of Tsushima.

[@tomoyukisaito5275]

Peko Panic - Whenever Peko Chan takes enough damage within a given time she will enter a frenzy where she remains immune to all damage while both crying and swinging her sword around in all directions

[@siv1282]

9:30 has the same energy as that meme with the kid beating on elmo

[@nicolosalvemini9883]

I love the intro

[@ADayinWhite]

I need that Peko-Resort theme music. This game was wwwwaaaaayyyy too much of my childhood, so hearing that edit made me extremely happy!

[@hollowknightenjoyer5580]

Can't believe how far she got with only doing the windmill tactic.

[@Biodeamon]

i'm glad even in the country it was designed people had an illogical bloodlust to miis in resort

[@randomttk6464]

Pekora cant even relax on a resort trip. Always on a battle of life and death.

[@bastiwen]

It's funny because I just discovered Pekora through a friend and it was also the name of a sheep in an old Swiss kid show from the late 70's (Basile et Pécora, my dad knew about it but was already too old for it) so it's kinda weird to associate an old name to a new idea haha :)

[@TheYeetiest]

Michael (Stage 3 Showdown Boss) takes literally forever to swing. Even Pekora can tell.

[@xjan5647]

Thanks for always making our day with your translations and edits, especially on trying times like this. Your translated Pekora playing horror games or simply just her doing anything plus with your edits are superb. Keep up the great work!

[@bausmeat9958]

therapist: wide pekora but always in frame doesn't exist, she can't hurt you wide pekora but always in frame: 9:15 AH↗️HA↘️HA↗️HA↘️HA↗️HA↘️

[@bilbolannister3925]

Watching her ruthlessly kill everyone was so satisfying.

[@JezzmanGAMES]

Among all translated clips, this one is a true gem.

[@Nekomikuri]

I'm glad you like it

[@PhineasKSliderVT]

And so was invented the soon-to-be-famous sword technique "Peko-flurry", a specialized technique that requires the stamina of a TRUE champion.

[@JohnDoe-pc3uk]

Man, this brought back so many memories of me playing this game as a kid. Thanks for the translation.

[@apa123APA]

Start is the audio we'll get from the "hand shaking event".

[@CarboKill]

4:48 My name is Ryan and I have been waiting for this moment my entire life

[@ThatGuy_1220]

Easily one of the best edited clips I've ever seen!

[@TortoiseMaximus]

This is such a masterpiece, it felt way longer than 12 minutes.

[@fernandosiahaan906]

It's confirmed she was a WW2 kamikaze pilot before reincarnated as rabbit

[@TheYeetiest]

Pekora streaming Wii Sports, there's bound to be memes. Still, your editing is God-tier.

[@gwbosu]

the morse code at 3:12 says: "Why does anyone use Morse code anymore?" "Good question."

[@rizreighnand6471]

I always love to see her going from *"ORRRAAAA"* to *"UWAAAAA"* Anyway great job as always on these edits

[@kekwnope]

i loved this game as a child

[@112048112048]

"If you lose to a girl you can never be a warrior, Ryan-kun."

[@BarlioneManobolge]

From these clips and the recent fall guy clips it seems like Pekora is very much the type of person who does not like her personal space invaded. Given her near screaming fits every time it seems to happen. That's probably why I don't remember ever hearing any stories about Marine or Matsuri groping her since they back off when the other members aren't receptive.

[@im_d_reaper2178]

The editing for the intro is like an angels kiss

[@Yakkosprite]

Whenever I watch Pekora play, I can't help but think that it must be a blast to know her IRL, you can tell she's the kind of friend who always has a plan or something to talk about.

[@shslsugardaddy7420]

9:08 Pekora's ultimate: go to horny jail EX

[@PewPewSol]

This is the legendary pekora ASMR.

[@Joseph918273]

No, I can't, that moment where she starts assaulting that man with her sword like a cavewoman had me with my sides on critical condition

[@akunqqq6233]

Dang son it's been over a year already. I laughed so hard at this clip only a year ago, good times

[@Zefryn]

Your edits never cease to make me laugh, even though I've already seen the peko video before

[@nai3346]

The first minute shows she's played way to much Fall Guys and has trouble trusting people

[@ditto2265]

Colorized footage of pearl harbor. Dec 7, 1941 2:00

[@colourfulbucket2603]

That Resort song parody, OMG SO GOOD

[@simj202]

Even the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch can't defeat THIS killer rabbit.

[@sour4704]

Your title are truly a thing to marvel at. The videos and edits tho are immaculate

[@TheSpeedyFire]

I like how she just referenced Mario 64's flying stage (when you look into the sun in the castle) That sure brings me back :*) I love your edits as always! They made me fall into this pekohole. (Which was like 5 months ago. I thank you!) 1:37 I'd listen to a full version of this beautiful edit.

[@PrinceJr-oj7sq]

I nvr could collect all the red coins in that one.

[@Nekomikuri]

I can't do a full version because I'd get copystriked

[@TheSpeedyFire]

That's fine, keep up the good work!

[@Sejotobi]

Dude, incredible job with the translations, cuts and edits, muhc appreciated.

[@Fable1017-Hope]

The editing is on par with the comedic timing of it this is a treasure I saw in the recommendations keep up the good work translator kun

[@Deadapostle1]

I've waited months for a translation of this stream... I've never had a more worthwhile wait for a video.

[@hallowthepeach]

Ryan(hits Pekora) Pekora:So you have chosen death

[@esquire9479]

thank you for reuploading this the fencing part is my favorite clip

[@TheZoragon]

Can't stop watching Pekora.

[@NLABRAiNiAC]

9:10 *Bastard Bunny laugh* The editing in this was top notch, great job!

[@tonyzhang1854]

This video is a masterpiece. Thank you Neko Mikuri for blessing us with this legendary content

[@4Wilko]

Top notch editing in this one. Especially love the Peko songs.

[@TAKOHUMU]

The thing I love after the editing in these videos are the titles, they're so chaotic its perfect

[@EvyDevy]

5:28 Korone is going to look at this in horror.