USING ITEMS TO INCREASE YOUR POKEMON'S STATS HAS CONSEQUENCES - Pokemon Memes

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[@darthsacul3940]

Seals are fluffy at first in order to keep them warm on the surface, but after three weeks they will lose their fluffy fur and become more slick to help them in the water. So the fact that the Animator made a fluffy Spheel, is a great attention to detail.

[@MarqFJA87]

To be clear, they only lose the fluffy fur for a different kind of fur that is more hydrodynamic. Just clarifying since the phrasing above is kinda ambiguous.

[@aldrinfulgar9005]

Warn everyone of the new KOSA bill act being passed on soon. Its coming. Look it up.

[@DSMCasual]

Trainer: "This is getting nowhere! Gardevoir? use this!?" *Give her a knife* Gardevoir: "But master this is- Trainer: "I love the Eevees." Gardevoir: *Goes Yandere onto her opponents*

[@ricardohoang8452]

How to explain why Meowscarada and Gardevoir got buffed while Mark was in medical centre 😢

[@Brex10]

I see someone has been following SaltyXodium

[@cordondweller]

this was corny asf gng never say this shit again for the love of god

[@Brex10]

@@cordondweller don't tell people not to make jokes

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

Cringe.

[@JazzyKitsune69]

The Meowscarada at 26 being addicted to protein is a little call back to the fact that’s how many vitamins it takes to max out a Pokémon’s ev stat.

[@CosmicPlatonix]

Does it actually work that way in modern gens? Used to be, vitamins could only get an EV up to 100 and after that you'd have to raise it the rest of the way by battling the old-fashioned way.

[@JazzyKitsune69]

@@CosmicPlatonix it does work that way,you can give a Pokémon 26 vitamins too max out 2 stats and then give them one more for a mini boost in a 3rd stat

[@dylanmonahan6472]

Time stamp?

[@JazzyKitsune69]

@@dylanmonahan647213:09

[@nikeemdixon1308]

Or..........., now hear me out, It could be just because it's a callout to there hidden ability "PROTIEN".

[@autumbreeze1129]

The best part about that James "It's lavender" line is it's exclusively for the dub. In the Japanese version, James didn't say anything, but, if I recall correctly, James's VA adlibed the line during recording and they loved it so much they just kept it 😂

[@aidanjackson5084]

7:42 - Easy solution to keep them from evolving due to affection levels: make them hold Everstones

[@Cortanis001]

9:30 Growlithe wants to sit on your lap and be a lap puppy.... Arcanine wants to sit on your lab to be a lap puppy and smothers you.

[@noahdean9685]

The green Pokemon I forgot her name who can create black holes just to protect you wants to give you death by snoo snoo!

[@Tony_AM009]

@@noahdean9685 It's Gardevoir.

[@noahdean9685]

@@Tony_AM009 yes I just couldn't remember her name

[@themysteriousoa4466]

1:54 Okay, so true story: My brother had Pokémon SS, and he had a Pokéwalker, but since he was in school, I was the one who had to use it, in order for him to get a Kecleon. He wouldn’t tell me why I had to put it on the waistband of my pants, and since I was nine when HG/SS came out, I couldn’t walk to my local playground, so I had to walk around in both the front and backyard of our parents house. Heck, I even walked downstairs to our basement and walk upstairs to the Attic in order for my brother to get the Pokémon. In the end, we surprisingly got the Kecleon in one day.

[@ZeIfore]

Young kids truly have limitless energy

[@themysteriousoa4466]

@@ZeIfore Well you just reminded me of something I forgot to mention. Not only did I have the chance to help my brother, I also had to avoid dropping the Pokéwalker into our Inground Pool. I haven’t dropped it in there, but I’ve been a paranoid nutjob about dropping expensive things into water. And I still am a paranoid nutjob to this day.

[@12fuzzyrats]

That Oddidas shirt is most definitely in Cal Zone's wardrobe!

[@aldrinfulgar9005]

Warn the others, New KOSA bill act is being passed on.

[@owencole2406]

9:06 it’s because baby seals are covered in fuzzy fur the walrein has smooth fur.

[@shadowslime3640]

The Mew mixtape meme is made even more ironic considering there's a band irl named Volbeat.

[@eddmario]

They're awesome as well. Just wish they were actually named after the Pokemon..m

[@jamesproctor4568]

To be fair, that meme is from like 2006, and predated Volbeat's debut by a few years.

[@shadowslime3640]

@@jamesproctor4568 hm noted

[@jamesproctor4568]

@@shadowslime3640 I remember it circling early meme sites when Brawl released, because that was the first game to include a collectible soundtrack, as well as mew dropping discs if you didn't have all of them.

[@shadowslime3640]

@@jamesproctor4568 awesome

[@BirdieSenpai]

Meeting the same fate as Markiplier? I'm the guy everyone took one look at or heard one word from and was immediately labeled Discount Markiplier. Those were dark days in my life. Speaking of dark, I was even the canon Darkiplier to some people. I may or may not have given in and showed up to an anime convention in a suit and got swarmed the whole time.

[@IBW_3000]

When your Pokémon are addicted to either your protein or calcium

[@moonshinershonor202]

😂😂😊

[@MrStrikecentral]

13:17 I wonder what kind of protein it could be getting from its trainer...hmmm... Still my favorite Pokemon joke: What happens when you give an Eevee a credit card? It evolves into Patreon!

[@BlooMonkiMan]

You'll make an ok dad

[@ardantop132na6]

Is there official tag for Dad jokes in r/lostpause?

[@M_Alexander]

That Raykza tat is actually really good, and an example of why you should go to a professional! Even a messy style looks good when the technique is that clean

[@2097Pyros]

They forgot the classic 80s band "Nidoran Duran".

[@ShayTheValiant]

I think you mean "Durant Durant".

[@2097Pyros]

@@ShayTheValiant That one works, too.

[@blackjacktrial]

Nah Durant Durant were the band that went 73-9 before losing in the Pokemon League finals up 3-1.

[@haraberu]

"Durant Durant" is literally in the picture, top left.

[@2097Pyros]

@@haraberu I actually didn't notice that. Likely because I'd thought of using Nidoran for Duran Duran a long time ago, and never thought of anything else for it. Also, I tended to use Durant for sports, specifically basketball. Real easy to name a Durant "Kevin".

[@xaius4348]

11:59 Vulpix is crying because they are going to Jail. Nikit doesn't care if he's caught for theft, he's gonna do it again.

[@liladoodle]

13:08 These designs of Sprigatito & Meowscarada are really cool, NGL.

[@moonshinershonor202]

Idk, I kinda like meowsy fat n full lolz

[@takenname8053]

Middle evolution being forgotten as usual...

[@damianwolfe613]

@@takenname8053florgato is either in rehab to combat her crippling addiction to catnip or is at the gym for the very first time. Also aged 23.

[@subject-0]

Smash both

[@subject-0]

@@damianwolfe613 both could be

[@CamKoudo]

2:01 nobody tell Noble about Pokemon GO, he is gonna lose his mind when he hears about the 12km eggs 😂😂

[@Buzzblade146]

me when I want to evolve a pokemon but I can't catch it anymore so I have to walk 3 fucking hundred kilometers to evolve it

[@estebanramirez1178]

I still own my Pokewalker. It was the original Pokémon Go and it was a tomogachi. Me and the boys were racing to level up our Pokémon as well as farm rare candies at school. Also yes, at the time, it was the world’s most accurate pedometer.

[@BlackFlash09]

The worse is when you're trying to catch a Pokémon. Your Pokémon scores a critical hit and makes the wild Pokémon faint. And it turns it head around, expecting to be praised.

[@turtlenator6249]

That still haunts me when my Volcarona did that to a shiny Growlithe. The first Leech Life hit it a little under half. The second one…

[@imaginations_animations4928]

13:00 That's exactly what I was thinking. I was looking at all of the Pokedex's and the one that caught my eye was the Kalos Pokedex. Idk, I gotta agree with Noble. It's so clean and simple and it just looks easier to use/work around compared to a lot of the other Pokedex designs.

[@haraberu]

The turntable... it's a YANMAHA

[@geoshark12]

3:18 till you realize hes doing it to avoid being basically kidnapped ( because meowth doesn’t appear in that region)

[@akumunokami9]

11:16 Making the Band Volbeatles is unnecessary because there already is a band by the name Volbeat.

[@Virtualblueart]

11:40 The Nickit staring "Don't look at him don't look at him don't look!"

[@kabob0077]

10:45 I feel we've found the origin of that one Tumblr User's name...

[@ShayTheValiant]

12:41 I would choose the upgraded Kanto Pokédex because I have the toy of it. I used to bring that thing everywhere, especially to the toy store where I would "scan" the Pokémon toys like in the anime.

[@drakath794]

I think the comic at the end with toxicroak & altaria was referencing the scene from The Forbidden Kingdom with Jacki Chan and Jet Lee. In which Jackie's character is trying to summon a rain cloud to give his group in the desert some water; and Jet Lee is on a hill, taking a piss in his direction. Jackie at first began to believe it was beginning to rain, only to find Jet pissing on him. Very funny movie and an amazing cast.

[@user-nt5qw6hj3c]

0:52 Never threaten me with a good time.

[@justinholdt9765]

Nah, Noble, just send me a fluffy Lopunny. Toxic would suck more than broken bones.

[@Mochii_350]

8:47 I LOOK AWAY FOR 6 SECONDS (8:50 is so weird when you weren't paying attention)

[@antinixsupernova]

9:39 reason why i want pokemon to be real:

[@thecopperowl8386]

Lady Gengar made me face palm and is so perfect

[@NinoJoel]

1:45 loved it as a kid

[@SevEvoimaru]

9:58 😂 cyan, you dipsh¡†s 😆

[@CallieBlader]

7:45 Everstone, prevents the evolution

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

6:34 the durp noodle!

[@LBWMG]

Looks like a doodle beast

[@leslieandrews9208]

Everstones are always an option if you don't want the Eevee to evolve.

[@darktheshadowking5012]

Finally stoping the egg guy from saying egg

[@jcsaves09]

You failed

[@SuperJelly55]

They're still going

[@darktheshadowking5012]

GOD DAMMIT!!!

[@M_Alexander]

Not sure how this was supposed to work

[@Wolfy10720]

Egget egged!

[@demenitusthehedgehoglitch5603]

I remember seeing a comic where Sora (kingdom hearts) was Arceus' trainer and became the champion of paldea

[@origTacoking]

7:50 I'll give you a discount on ever stones

[@kingmagikarp97]

8:57 I saw that video on that guy's channel and it's so good I love it so much I hope he does a video for Magikarp in the future

[@jamesproctor4568]

There is a magikarp video. It is a parody of irl salmon runs, complete with ursarings waiting where they jump.

[@kabob0077]

6:19 Nemona Everywhere System

[@redxd7108]

Potato is gonna get rich and found his own agency by the end of the year just saying😂

[@themysteriousoa4466]

11:26 Noble! Noble, you missed one! The Hoot! Noble! 11:33 Dammit!

[@akumunokami9]

First Klefki, now Espurr, how many are you gonna kill?

[@coolguy5133]

13:19: Muscle Mommy Meowscarada, *SMASH!* This sort of works since Meowscarada is a Physical Attacker.

[@hinskiemaso9198]

Fun fact: Baby seals are often very fluffy as they don't need to swim and loose their fur as they mature

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

9:30 OH MY ARCEUS, I LOVE THAT CHARMANDER HAS A LIL TEDDY BEAR LIKE THING. Not only that *BUT IT LOOKS TORN UP AND SEWN TOGETHER LIKE WHEN DOGS OR CATS TEAR UP THEIR TOYS OH MY ARCEUS THAT'S COOL ATTENTION TO DETAIL AND ADORABLE!!!*

[@ricketynotch2-wd3ir]

10:44 ah yes, famous tumblr user pukicho

[@deadlydingus1138]

3:57 Where were people like this when gen 5 came out? You know, before Gamefreak looked at how badly Black and White sold and said “let’s never do that again”.

[@chrisgusky76]

😂 Brother there ain't no way how could he get poor Pikachu's name so wrong you apologize to poor Pikachu right now sir 😂.

[@user-ff6eg3jy4k]

Who needs some illegal boosts like a calcium, when you can buff your pokemon in the actual physical training?

[@jamesproctor4568]

People who don't look up ev yields.

[@SamTheGumMan117]

Those were so wholesome and sweet pics of the OG starters at 9:40

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

12:16... not where I thought it was going to go, I thought Toxicroak would look up to be staring his god in the face in a pokemon battle... more terrifying, less gross lol

[@Mr-Green0]

8:08 Why would these girls summon a demon to begin with?

[@jamesproctor4568]

Someone forgot that ouji boards were actually sold like a board game in like the 80s and the media stereotype of teen girls using them specifically at sleepovers.

[@SevEvoimaru]

8:31 funny how Arceus is "god" bc it's natively the patron of our world, but somehow Giratina is Satan even though it's only after bringing it to our world? Arceus isn't native to the Altered Space; would Arceus be viewed as Satan if it was brought to the Altered Space? Likewise with Necrozma, would the context be the same?

[@MysticMylesZ]

What's strange is Giratina was just made thay way, then sealed off No souls or ghost go to him, he doesn't tempt or punish But is labeled satan of Pokémon because he was banished by Arceus 😂

[@LegoMcmememan]

4:50 Me and my homies be fuggin' with the Oddidas™ every day of the week

[@UnderTrack_]

noble: *mocks the journalist saying "pakucho" instead of "pikachu"* also noble: *calls "pikachu" a "yellow mudkip"*

[@kabob0077]

13:20 She is on the Path of Swole, praise be!

[@livedandletdie]

It's the Vulpix that's the criminal, that's why it's crying, it's trying to act innocent..

[@user-lv8wd5op3y]

8:21 List of Pokédevils Giratina Houndoom Vivillon

[@MysticMylesZ]

One could argue Evyeltol

[@user-lv8wd5op3y]

@@MysticMylesZ You spelled it wrong. It's Yveltal. And he's not a demon. He's the bird version of the Grim Reaper.

[@RubyCheetahCub]

12:17 Pokemon are normal animals, they heed the call of nature like any other animal. It's just that the franchise is a family friendly one, so we never actually see them doing the do. This is also why every breedable pokemon lays a mysterious egg in the games and anime instead of the mammalian ones giving live birth while none of them are seen fluffing. If we were to visit the Pokemon world, you could encounter them fluffing and the mammalians having live birth after a pregnancy.

[@radicalsaturday9857]

8:00 everstones

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

Bro, I walked for BOTH the Flying AND Surfing Pikachu. It's a real thing. Also, random Cecilia at the end... you are truly a man of culture.

[@SevEvoimaru]

13:22 duuuuude 🥵💦 Arzy, you can't keep drawing Pokébabes like this. I'm fkn exhausted, I don't have a single drop of anything left in me now…

[@Glacial_floofs]

ikr. those damn abs

[@Fredrick-vu9ll]

Hear me out fellas, give Pikachu a full auto. He knows what to do

[@strifeexcalibur]

Potato getting cash is it's "pick up" ability. 😂

[@Shadowassassinog]

25 minutes since updated

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

Girl 1: Let's summon a demon! Girl 2: OMG, Yes! This'll be so much fun! Guys: To arms men! We give no Quarter!!!! Demon: **ROAR!!!!**

[@ZenithPeak1]

Not to mention that in the MEGA post game for all of the games since like- the 3DS titles (I believe) you can, infact, stuff Satan and god in a tiny ball.

[@Scalesthelizardwizard]

12:42 Sinnoh has always been my favorite Pokedex design Also I have a toy of the Kanto (Upgraded) dex which still works to this day

[@Jester_shroom]

The pikachu hiding in the eevee cloak is on the run from the FBI 3:46

[@MultipotentiaLotus]

10:44 Pakucho sounds like the name of a gangster.

[@cainabelsaya]

I 100% agree on you saying the part for pokemon black and white and eevee.

[@ZOXOLD-ZXD]

The first thing that came into my mind, "Mewsic"!!

[@nevembra9850]

8:26 and Ash threw a electeic rat at said God Pokémon 😂

[@ReindeerDan]

At this point, I think, instead of a bank account for savings, Noble just gives his money to Potato.

[@creeperking1234]

5:00 i was gonna say where do you live then i say the pokemon

[@jacobmaddox7119]

4:27 "i get too tempted by an eevee" as long as he keeps away the water stones then I'd say were good.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

4:05 apologies for another comment on this topic but yes. My 4 rules in Pokemon games after Diamond, after Dialga made it too easy. 1 (which I sort of already followed aside from Red Gyarados in gen 2 games) only new Pokemon, love my old Pokemon, they can come along, but stay in storage, new team of 6 brand new species. Rule 2 exception to rule 1 is if it evolves from an old Pokemon, Eevee to Umbreon gen 2, Rhyperior from Rhydon and Glaceon from Eevee in gen 4, etc. Rule 3 no legendaries. Rule 4 exception to rule 3 is if the story pushes for it, like in BW1, especially since your Rival and Champion N, the only rival to become Champion besides Blue, AND only one to use a legendary until Gladeon 2 gens later (to which both of them still are the only ones). Both were level 50, even odds, story calls for it, fine to have a legendary throw down Reshiram vs Zekrom here we go. I haven't used this rule since nor felt the need to. Scarlet I did use Koraidon obviously post game story calls for it (post game meh anything can kind of go), but beyond that, against champion, nope. (no not even LA... without spoiling, my Gardevoir was all I needed, she backhanded spoilers entire team... even THOSE 2, I felt bad after she back handed the person's ace, swapped to Vesuvias my Typhlosion, he took out spoiler 1, spoiler 2 knocked him out... she back handed spoiler 2, and crit it because it was funny to over kill it. I love Morgana my Gardevoir... but she... she scares me sometimes. Also yes I never have used a Gardevoir prior to that, nor Garchomp or Luxray. 1/2 my team was brand new Pokemon, Vesuvias, Wyrdeer I forget the name, my Hisuian Zoroark Amaterasu, other 1/2 old Pokemon but I've never used Morgana, Charcarodon my Alpha Garchomp evolved from an Alpha Gible I caught, and Luxray I forgot the name of. Being Hisui, Sinnoh of the past, not many options for brand new Pokemon, and it's technically not a brand new region, so I went 1/2 and 1/2 on it but still no Pokemon I'd used prior, no Torterra, no Staraptor, Rhyperior, Glaceon, Rampardos, Lucario, Floatzel, Dialga etc any Pokemon that has been deemed a champion prior was not utilized)

[@Undermine5]

7:15 cute pikachu in cute pilot uniform, meanwhile, "SIN" written on it. What does it mean?

[@Omega_FIowey]

Pikachu? Nah we have pika CHOO CHOO

[@user-xp3tq6rp9l]

You: " it's weird there's a devil and god Pokemon..." Me: "yep and both can kill you"

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

Infect me with toxic?... good thing I got a Gardevoir (Morgana used psychic and launches Salazzle into the stratopshere), good job Morgana... you want a reward, well I got some candy... Morgana?... HELP *SHE'S USING HER POWERS FOR EVIL, I CAN'T MOVE, MORGANA WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY, SOMEONE HELLLLLLLP-* (he says as he is telepathically dragged into his room, while his beloved Morgana finishes typing also with her osychic oowers)

[@zorancuga1236]

Fun fact trainers in 2006 also used the speedometer to uh break out of the universe and walk through the eternal darkness to catch either a smol hedgehog or the literal nightmare demon In Diamond and Pearl Alright, that it bye :)

[@BlackCarrot1129]

Durant Durant = "Duran Duran." Never overlook any small detail.

[@calebmaster97]

10:04 lost pause can do a good James impression

[@Teh_Noob_Eporer]

7:43 Pokémon, in the series, can control when they evolve, so if they don't want to evolve, they won't and in the games you can stop them, without an everstone

[@speedingyew3048]

12:49 MY BOY! He's one of us

[@claytonjackson1809]

Yo dude. Those pokéwalkers were very well made. But then they turned it into PokémonGO and I wasn't even made about it.

[@roomyisred]

🥚🥚🥚Day 328 of saying EGG 🥚🥚🥚

[@AGSlime]

Oh wow it’s already been a year

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

Almost there! I believe in you!

[@ianweckhorst3200]

THE MESSIAH IS BACK where were you? Were you dead?

[@darktheshadowking5012]

I will beat you one day

[@webphyco]

Egg

[@YourFriendlyToaster]

I reckon a spheal would feel like felt

[@syncringe1885]

Look of guilt? Thats the look of "They will never believe you."

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

I'm with you Noble, i was eyeing the Kalos dex too

[@HolyShadows777]

that blows my mind that pokemon made you walk around for a shitty pokemon XD

[@TateFischer-q1s]

4:04 OBJECTION it teaches new players to be creative with team composition as well as introduce them to other Pokémon outside of the generation. Albeit I play Pokémon only using starters from its generation

[@LiamVickerss]

Smash. Like pretty much everything on this vid. Even the thumbnail.

[@junkfood706]

Markiplier: i regret nothing !

[@autumbreeze1129]

"Some People just think their cats would obviously just eat them" Me: *has flashbacks to Misfits season 4 and the Zombie cat that was literally eating its owner when they were found*

[@Mr-Green0]

11:49 Easy. The white fox Pokemon.

[@moonbow3641]

No I like to fox so no