Using ONLY SLAYERS to save Athel Loren from the Elves.

We're going to take Dwarf man Malakai and his merry band of Slayers to Athel Loren to save it from Elves before it's too late. Total War: Warhammer 3 Thrones of Decay action!
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[@MrSssscatman]

"If Athel Loren wasn't meant to be cut down, then why did they made it so weak against Dwarven Axes?"

[@Firefocus-fz2we]

"Why is Athel Loren made out of Dwarven Axes material?" 😃

[@bruhed1117]

“If athel loren wasn’t meant to be burned to the ground, why are both the houses and the people so flammable?”

[@90skidcultist]

Filthy Dwarves🤢 🧝🏽‍♂️🧝🏼‍♀️💅🏼

[@chris7372]

"Why is a dwarf signature weapon an axe? Shouldn't it be pickaxes since they live in mountains?" "Elves live in trees"

[@Fernthe_plant]

Axes are just pickaxes that we're flattened out...and sharpened

[@transorm987]

​@Fernthe_plant This implies pickaxes aren't extremely sharp already

[@michaelleone6711]

​@Fernthe_plant no no, it's the other way around, they realized their axes just weren't fit for cutting stone so they narrowed the head, they were axes that were given picks

[@TsunamiWombat]

Axes and adze were originally used for hewing rock as well as wood, tools later evolved to become more specialized and efficient.

[@michaelleone6711]

@@TsunamiWombat I know, I was just making a joke about the structure of the word pickaxe

[@skupipup]

Phil succeeded where Gotrek never did. What a chad.

[@nikeaddict55]

A mighty Doom indeed, fighting the Everchosen

[@MyGreengecko]

Phil succeeded twice. He managed to die and to fight Archeon.

[@MahmudHasan-me9qe]

I guess we can call him a DOOM seeker

[@motpoetryion6706]

F for Phil... his intro got me every time.

[@borvo1256]

F for Phil😞

[@Bergpoweryt]

Phil shall live in our hearts for eternity

[@user-ph4ix4gg9y]

F for Phil

[@datkhornedog899]

Oi. Phil died what every Slayer dreamed of: dying a glorious death against a mighty foe.

[@DeinosCZ]

F Phil did his best and deservers to enter halls of his ancestors !

[@michasokoowski6651]

"I will make you into a snowman" *Malekith starts trembling in fear*

[@paleface171]

For real, when I saw that video I realized I would like it if dead by daylight had another killer and survivor duo Grommbrindal (killer) Malakith (survivor).

[@maxdax530]

Do you want to build a snowman?

[@michasokoowski6651]

@@maxdax530 Do you want to be a snowman*

[@user-jd1vs9tc6z]

​@@maxdax530(Melkith sees a "snowman" Made out of drukari corpses while Grombrindal is beating down his door)

[@MyGreengecko]

Felix should still count. Since he an official legendary Dwarven hero, and is blessed by the Slayer God.

[@felixspeer2699]

Doesn´t get more dwarfen than that. Being a dwarf is not a physical state. It is a state of mind.

[@rudelwolf1591]

" he is a dwarf! just a beardless one!" "by grumni, what a cruel fate..."

[@RyugaruSenbi]

Also he promised Gotrek he'd be his remembrancer and dwarfs take that sort of promise seriously. Felix ain't getting out of that without dying and even then I wouldn't put it past Gotrek to walk up to Nagash or Sigmar depending on who has Felix's soul and demand his friend back. And he'd probably succeed because by Grimnir he's Gotrek Gurnisson. He didn't survive the end times, the end times survived him.

[@MyGreengecko]

@@RyugaruSenbi Gotreks main motivation during the AoS books has been to find Felix again. Since he was convinced that Felix was too good to die and become a Stormcast.

[@RyugaruSenbi]

@@MyGreengecko my point exactly. The end of the bloody world couldn't break their bond. Gotrek and Felix are a package deal.

[@cmasonw]

Certified Phil Granitehand moments: 6:38 9:02 11:25 Honorary mentions: 16:19 17:40 RIP Phil

[@Dimli_Gloinssohn]

o7

[@AWSOME8XD]

Phil fulphilled his slayer oath. What a lad o7

[@khylerbane4523]

Going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.

[@edenstringer6268]

OH NOOOOO NOT PHIL GRANITEHAND

[@marcelocardenas2799]

He got a mighty doom

[@edenstringer6268]

@@marcelocardenas2799 he did :(, he will go down as the most valiant dwarf to have graced the planet

[@secondaryfront]

THAT'S. A. **GRUDGE**

[@darkwolf5358]

Funny. I had a dnd character called Thaul Granitehand. Might rename a Slayer lord after him.😅

[@oooeee5556]

"There's no Gotrek without Felix" I mean, I think this is pretty true. I doubt he'd make it past the 2nd or 3rd novel without Felix, I guess.

[@mathisbardou4717]

He is still alive and kicking in AoS and sadly Félix isn't

[@somedood07]

Someone needs to record the doom's of like a thousand slayers

[@oooeee5556]

@@mathisbardou4717 in our hearts aos is not canon.

[@3f4gs4s]

Spoiler but Felix is dead unfortunately in the last set of books

[@soosoo4u]

​@@3f4gs4sit's finally been confirmed ?

[@Spartan878455]

Do not cry for Phil be glad for he had met a worthy doom.

[@legndar1]

F for Phil. Never forget his sacrifice. That’s going in the book till the end of time Archaon

[@simoncodrington]

An elven massacre you say? Don't mind if i do!

[@mikehawk486]

Not just the men, but the women and children too

[@Anotherandomname123]

4:58 THAT GOES STRAIGHT INTO THE BOOK

[@eldunae922]

Phil fullfilled his skayer Oath. Rest well brave dawi, you earned forgiveness

[@kungfustuey1]

6:51 "the fun never starts" 😂

[@Candlemancer]

I feel like a Slayer dying in glorious battle against Archaeon is about the biggest win they could hope for.

[@saint_miroku6045]

F for Phil Granitehand, his oath is now fulfilled.

[@TheDanc1nghawk]

Felix is an oath-keeper and dwarf-friend, good enough to be included in an dwarf army.

[@datkhornedog899]

He's a worthy drengbarazi.

[@Ichorizor]

Phil Granitehand, a legend that one. May he ever feast at Grimnir's side. Archaon has earned an entire new chapter in the Book for his transgressions!

[@_Morph1ne_]

Phil lived a slayer and died a hero. Rest easy now, Granitehand, we will remember you.

[@ericmerrill9808]

F for Phil. The real MVP of the run.

[@ActuallyNotIlmatar]

This sold me on the dlc. Destroy elves, explode elves, burn elves, salt elf cities, raze elf architecture, vandalise elf settlements, annihilate elves!

[@Yorkington]

Macerate elf babies, cruch elf babies, roundhouse kick elf babies

[@cromeroamer8753]

We need a part two, where Malakai and the boys take the fight to the chaos wastes. JUSTICE FOR PHIL!

[@dimreaper8883]

Phil died a glorious death, may he rest in the halls of Grimnir.

[@kylepassey7813]

0:17 Grognee Firebeard took the Slayer oath after getting his nads trapped in a dwarfen contraption, and never sounding the same since.

[@theirishrover7297]

Phil needs to be the next free dlc legendary lord, if not, it's going in the book!

[@Falsimer]

"Ph" in the chat for Phil

[@ipwndcancer]

F for Phil Granitehand. That's a grudgin'.

[@Wake325th]

F for Phil... Behind every Long Victory lies that one favorite General that we couldn't save. 🎖️

[@bacchus8081]

4:56 I'm just gonna bookmark this so i can always refer back too the most perfect " hue hue" posted too KZbin too date

[@sarmatdzhigkaev4182]

Avenge the fallen, AVENGE PHIL!!!!

[@schippes24]

The cuts, clips and jokes in this video were especially awesome 😂😂 love the ocean's11 callback

[@inductivegrunt94]

The Dwarf's signature weapon is the axe, for good reason. Can't cut down trees with hammers now, can we?

[@barryward2128]

Oh ye of little faith

[@Weberkooks]

Phil Granitehand is truly the legendary character of warhammer total war

[@craftyslug9393]

Love the Guy Ritchie intro for Phil every time he shows up 😂 F Phil, forever in our hearts

[@loveluclins]

0:50 feels like a reference to tariff's grombrindal song about making Malekith into a snowman xD

[@Preon225]

Was NOT expecting the Snatch theme to start playing. Sent me.

[@50RatsinaCoat]

Aye, now this is a proper video. Dawi killing Wutelgi? Life is good

[@MisterDragon]

I really want Zerk to do one of these vids as an elf faction, just to be amused by the identity crisis that would ensue.

[@ZeriocTheTank]

Slayers with anti-infantry make me so happy. Seriously considering starting an Ungrim campaign for a slayer focused campaign. It won't be nothing but slayers since I want some armored units to send in first to soak up the missile damage, but I definitely want to play a dwarven campaign that's not focused on being in a box or corner camping the entire time.

[@Voice_of_p]

I heard "ROCK AND STONE!" the entire video.

[@Felenx]

ROCK AND STONE!

[@Voice_of_p]

@@Felenx ROCK AND STONE

[@louiscarlhalle]

ROCK. AND. STONE.

[@Voice_of_p]

@@louiscarlhalle Come on guys. Rock and Stone!

[@Broadside388]

Phil Granitehand made me laugh a little too much. I may have even let out a bit of wee! 😂

[@landeler8888]

5:51 "Thank yo Garagrim, very cool"

[@seerozymandias7616]

Phil Granitehand's little VT cracked me up.

[@ThaneWolfkin]

I love all the Snatch references in your videos. I've always felt Guy Ritchie was an under appreciated director. Great work as always, Zerk!

[@BeefIntoCake]

Man, your jokes and humor are always on point for me. I leave all your videos having cracked at least a smile or a giggle. Thanks my brother.

[@tiktikboom2371]

lol that the fun never starts line got me good 🤣

[@ianyoder2537]

Well we all know the best way to deal with a tree is an axe.

[@efraim3364]

this campaign sounds like an absolute riot

[@johnnybutler9484]

Been waiting for you to do an all slayer army, no better time than now.

[@rathenn6959]

F for Phil, the absolute madlad - died a hero. Fun watch as alway Zerk.

[@Anvilarm07]

The all slayer army is perfect. Watching them march across half the map to get to wood elfs made me laugh. I'm surprised they didn't swim the ocean to get to Ulthuan. Well done.

[@StarshadowMelody]

phil granitehand was a fun aspect to this video

[@mirage1857]

I always love your "can i beat the game with X only." My favorite being the zomboy one.

[@Eliwood29]

F for Phil his time with us was cut far too short.

[@AThousandSons1]

The fun never starts line made my sides hurt from laughing

[@radishman7498]

Getting a beard ad is quite fitting

[@alagass6466]

Rest well Phil .... You've brought honor to us all! /Cry

[@chrischase2508]

at least phil went out doing what he loved, killing

[@simonnachreiner8380]

For anyone curious the oak of ages is kind of like a mini vortex. It absorbs free magic in the air sealing it in its magic acorns. By cutting down the OOA the Dawi have unintentionally accelerated the end times and increased the amount of demons in the world.

[@delfidus]

The video was a treat as always. I didn't expect the chuckles though and for some reason that really got me. 😂

[@derelmo8576]

This Video is just awesome. Laughed so often and so hard.

[@pogo8050]

“My heart is rotten with hatred of dwarfs!” -Durthu

[@Reformedhillbilly369]

This was my favorite quick-play so far.

[@adamsdbailey]

F for Phil. Rest in peace trooper.

[@gabegrauman8459]

Love the work you put in man. ❤

[@pyrosomebody]

Phil was the true hero in this story and he will be forever missed

[@Mossy.Vagabond]

Scheiße, they got Phil! That goes in the book. Love your commentary Zerk, always get a good chuckle out of these. :D

[@ShambalaWorld]

Thank you, Zerkovich, for all your work :)

[@antcow1239]

Azazel came at us from behind! Well yeah! Of course he would!

[@Kodiac]

We needed more Phil, rest in peace Phil.

[@Smitywerban]

I loved the "scheiße" 5:20, it warmed my cold german heart

[@j.vermilye3816]

F for Phil Granitehand, best dead dwarf

[@Shamman_komanch]

Now we just need Snorri and Max and we got the whole gang

[@lordcaedus8713]

The death of Phil will remain in THE BOOK until every chaos warrior in the wastes lies dead! Remember Phil, nvr 4get

[@johnsnow5125]

"the fun never starts" is a damn fine line

[@El_Cattivo1988]

The video is damn entertaining, thank you for that

[@trixus4768]

Bunch of Slayers on adventure sounds like me and the boys on our way to heavy metal concert😂😂😂

[@two-a-day130]

Excellent video! I can't wait for the DLC to be released. Dwarves: "Even in death, a Slayer's spirit seeks vindication and glory." 🥰🪓 Empire: "Courage and steel, the hallmarks of every true son and daughter of the Empire." 🤗⚔ Nurgle: "The cycle of decay and renewal is Nurgle's eternal dance. Join the festivity of life and death."😑🤢

[@berek03]

this is your best video. so funny. nice work brother.

[@lewishorsman2219]

If there’s one thing we need it’s a Guy Richie themed playthrough 😂

[@DanHammarstrom]

This video made my day and struck many grudges from the books.

[@tonyderosso8125]

Slay elves with Slayers Dwarf, perfection.

[@silkyjohnson4208]

Max schreiber ans snorri nosebiter heros are what we need now

[@DanielArnold-oz2ws]

Raise a glass for Phil!! Or 2, the true hero of this story!!

[@DanielArnold-oz2ws]

Great video mate, really enjoyed it. Thanks

[@matejbosela9093]

4:55 an unexpected giggle also for me, but a welcomed one!

[@thairnethairnson8047]

This video fills me with joy!

[@Mrdizems]

"stiffen up on the choke points, and beat them off." I died laughing for like 30 min this is why i watch this channel

[@Bassario]

I really love the little unprompted GORRIIIICCHHH!!! and Phil Granitehand *disco-funk plays* little cuts, they never get old for some reason. Around 16min+ you didnt do one for Phil and I was sad.

[@Bassario]

Oh no Phill...................

[@Bladedwind]

I get doing Malakai because he's new....but Ungrim would have been a great fit for this concept.

[@MrBacon4321]

When you talked about the landmark building, i heard the happiness in your voice lol,

[@drizztthedrow2525]

Loved this!

[@dalelowery3164]

great content. Made me LOL at granitehand.

[@samgoodwin9427]

Fantastic video mate funny , factual and full of slayers 👍👍👍

[@soggy135]

With this being a total war warhammer game, the fun never starts 😅

[@markb6978]

F for Phil, a more successful Slayer than Gotrek.

[@BestBoyRollo]

holy hell that "Scheisse" is the best scheisse i ever heard and im bloody german

[@Astroman10]

3:51 - J.R.R Tolkien was a huge Warhammer fantasy fan!

[@l0rf]

There's plenty of his TikToks that prove it!

[@Astroman10]

@@l0rf I don’t willing download Chinese Malware to my phone!

[@l0rf]

@@Astroman10 I don't have the app either, I was making an anachronism joke building on your joke about Tolkien and Warhammer.

[@Astroman10]

@@l0rf lol whoops! Not going to lie, I thought this was a reply to a different comment of mine! My bad!

[@l0rf]

@@Astroman10 It's cool, I would have an equal reaction to someone suggesting I look at that cesspool of an app ;)

[@krzysztofkoacz8078]

In my humble opinion, your best videos are the ones with online battles (and I'm waiting for some new ones), but damn, some of these quirky campaign videos are just SO GOOD!

[@Astroman10]

He made a video years ago stating he will not be making more online content as he never wanted his channel to be focused on that aspect of the game because 95% of players do not engage with online Total War! His words! Which is why we get these videos. Honestly, I thought they were pretty cool but eventually his popularity killed his online experience and he was only playing the same people he trusted over and over again.