Using TESLA VALVES to beat Happy Glass!

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[@janmamu8721]

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[@flooffffboi]

Hi RCE and I would like to wish you a merry bridgemas. We wish you a merry bridgemas we wish you a merry bridgemas and a happy new ball shaver from MANSCAPED noice 8====>

[@zohaibtariq7351]

RCE you should play choo choo Charles it's a game about fighting ugly architect train I would love to watch you play it

[@Regulorus]

nice transition though

[@DakotaActually]

MANSCAPED IS NOT "skin safe".

[@josephrion3514]

I swear most of these levels could just be beaten with a single short straight line.

[@BrainFreezeMC]

Ikr

[@hachi8284]

Puzzle design is a lot to ask for an app made to show as many ads as possible

[@josephrion3514]

@@hachi8284 that's fucking hilarious.

[@CG-ej8nu]

@@hachi8284 You should be thankful that it's optional ads LOL

[@sleeper5905]

@@CG-ej8nu it's not, he bought the premium version that's why no ads are showing up lmao

[@kaustubhh8466]

Matt has architect level drawing skills

[@thesenate4815]

If one thing architects are actually better than engineers at, its drawing lol

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

I'm not sure if this is a compliment or insult 🤣

[@randomthings7898]

but architects have good drawing skills.

[@skylanderlego4163]

@@thesenate4815 That is the true reason Computers were invented. So we can use C.A.D and be better at drawing than the Architects.

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

​@@randomthings7898*for 4 year olds

[@LeglessWonder]

Wait wait wait WAIT! Water flows downhill? Man, it’s true that you learn something new everyday. Thank you Matt, for continually making us smarter

[@lightinggamer2312]

Bro I’m learning more from Matt than school

[@dalleplayz3127]

@@lightinggamer2312 bro I would learn better from him than UCLA smartest person know

[@AlvinKazu]

Back in my day I used to flow 5 miles uphill to school, both ways.

[@bucketman5138]

what if theres no hill does it just float there

[@lookdawg187]

Water in it's gaseous state floats... chemistry 🤣

[@FaeTheMf]

4:00 I think we can all agree that is a true engineering feat. The balls, the stick, it’s on par with the 7 wonders of the world.

[@jamorant7132]

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[@Bryan-zf3wl]

It's an elephant

[@asheep7797]

@@Bryan-zf3wl so perfect. At 9:11

[@ezerexia9119]

and if you pay attention, down there is the spreading legs 👍

[@Bryan-zf3wl]

@@asheep7797 yeah

[@noobonthetube]

Day 32 of asking RCE to play scrap mechanic

[@oddotaku3621]

I would very much enjoy that

[@dragonnestking3418]

That would be amazing

[@sgt_castor]

Day 32 of harassing a poor youtuber 😆

[@1guy1evolution51]

it will be interesting. To see a new game

[@cricfan1880]

@@sgt_castor asking is not harrasment chill down 😂

[@DuhBla]

_10 years worth of civil engineering experience._ *Could not resist the temptation to draw phalluses.*

[@tailpig6417]

The experience did pay off, since the ones he draws actually work

[@aviatoradam1123]

Makes me wonder if there are phallic shaped water pipes under my street.

[@siekensou77]

Just a counterweight

[@eekajmoneybaby9309]

RCE: I'm so bad at speed running. Draws majestic eagle 11:42

[@germandude6492]

lol

[@reknostarfox4690]

True American *(Some random old army song from 80)*

[@spazisspaz6074]

Love the Spiffing Brit reference 😂

[@unwishingchip2]

I was looking for this comment lol

[@LexeLite]

Can't like your comment because it's at 69 rn

[@albertomeda9944]

@@LexeLite its been a while have you liked it ?

[@arxeha]

Manscaped is truly the most fitting sponsor for RCE

[@afsarmstrongfiresafety7460]

No mystery how the AI/algo decided he would be good to sponsor.

[@MariaRoza2011]

Not me as a woman watching this

[@KarmaSangheili]

@@MariaRoza2011 Secret Santa for that colleague with distracting nose hair?

[@MariaRoza2011]

@@KarmaSangheili haha its an option!

[@toughsun2704]

This video may have had a record number of RCE Hall of Fame quotes. "What I learned with a decade of draining experience is that... water flows downhill." "Noice." "I want to see whether I can make water jump." "We've just unlocked a schlong with some leaves and a face on it. Oh, no, it's just a pen." "Yes! Yes, it's working! That's a strong engineering solution!" "I'm feeling like drawing a massive Saturn-5 rocket is the right thing to do here." "I think it's telling us to make a bridge to support the glass! I can do that. I can do that!" "There's a triangle, the second-strongest shape known to man." "We gotta stop balls again." "Oh yes, I'm good at this game at speedrunning." "I'm so bad at speedrunning." "We gotta stop the - oh, balls!" "I think I just gotta protect my balls." "See, this is why engineers need time to think." "I'm going back to drawing efficient things and this time I'm literally just drawing chode." "Does that mean this game has more complicated physics than City Skylines?"

[@NoahGooder]

so many innuendos

[@Former_JackSucksAtLife_Fan11]

Shoulda added “sorry paddy”

[@jibri1]

What would be the strongest shape then?

[@Former_JackSucksAtLife_Fan11]

@@jibri1 uhhhhh *the sus shape*

[@Speedy11214]

@@jibri1 I think its the hexagon

[@MATRIX42exe]

Oh lord a spiffing Brit and RCE mashup would be perfectly balanced

[@ryandoucette5388]

Today, chaps and chapettes, we are going to use intentional features play another one of Bethesda's games how it was meant to be, perfectly balanced.

[@Geckoreo]

just two british people playing games?

[@avachaya4906]

Heck yes, that would be amazing

[@iskar5598]

@@Geckoreo I could not imagine something more horrifying

[@Ariaofeffect]

10:00 going truly the definition of "trust me, I'm an engineer" energy

[@thedutyfree-tdf]

Love the spiffing brit reference. A cross-over episode would be strong!

[@airsoftingpanda5843]

An engineer reviews all architecture of Skyrim with his tour guide, Reanu Keeves

[@thedutyfree-tdf]

@@airsoftingpanda5843 that sounds perfectly balanced 👌

[@thedutyfree-tdf]

@@airsoftingpanda5843 skyrim Bridge review is needed imo

[@sawyer7560]

I came across this video a little late but yes. I really want a cross over

[@Enderia2]

perfectly balanced episode

[@dillonyow1557]

as a civil engineer myself coming up on a decade xp, the water flows downhill joke was immaculate

[@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer]

Happy Glass is from the “Conversion Age” of mobile games. It’s after the “Smartphone Classics” of angry birds, jetpack joyride, fruit ninja and Subway surfers, but before the current “Trash age” dominated by games like twerk race 3D (and similar) and “ad giants” like RAID and mech arena Edit: two references to other KZbinrs? Unexpected, but very welcome indeed. And probably helping Spiff to perfectly balance the algorithm Edit 2: 13:05 “Is the chode gonna work? It’s gonna work! eat it up, little puppy!” I don’t know if “a chode” and the phrase “eat it up, little puppy” should be that close together

[@DarthZ01]

9:11 no wonder elephants are the strongest animal

[@oliverfallon4288]

as you can see rce went with a simple approach

[@acida965]

9:04 lmfao i saw that coming

[@mahstrands233]

fr 😂

[@sneakyassasin3689]

10:06 "perfectly balanced, as all things should be"

[@joshygamer2058]

Spiffing Brit

[@captaindelta43]

Never ever thought that inspite of seeing a hundred thousand no of times the ad of this game in every free mobile game ever, I will see something meaningful on the same game from Matt. Rce really is a pro engineer gamer

[@musizlover2008]

They have just announced this visual puzzle game coming soon that will blow your mind, Viewfinder. I can't wait for you to play that next year, cause there are soo many bridges you can make in it.

[@SynSpiderz]

10:44 I think that's called the Peyronie's solution

[@nasiplaboi]

This is the least expected game to be played by him

[@BBall0027]

Having Matt advertise a product that trims hair near your own strongest shape is poetic.

[@dannypipewrench533]

5:33 The Saturn V is ALWAYS the correct solution to applicable problems.

[@10thletter40]

Didn't think I'd enjoy him creating a cantilever retaining wall that much, but I truly did 😂

[@arplayz321]

where is the tesla valve

[@jake5757]

The spiffingbrit cameo was too good 😂😂

[@nyanSynxPHOENIX]

Been getting better at creating thumbnails that are perfect mimics of actual mobile game ads.

[@KeaveMind]

I love that you have a deal with manscaped. It's the perfect channel for them

[@vaguedestruction]

I love how pretty much every level can be beaten with a single straight line and he overcomplicates them

[@TheOfficialAwesomee]

my grandma: i survived 3 pandemics, ww1, ww2. The stairs: 9:54

[@imaeintellec209]

Sponsor ends at 2:02

[@absolutelynot10]

"Now what I've learned with 10 years of water drainage experience is that water flows downhill." -Amazing!

[@valecasini]

3:20 - 3:30 never thought that RCE is actually good in drawing! 🤯👏

[@ShawnSansonetti]

Matt had way too much fun with this one. 😊

[@zeroburn315]

2:40 If that's for water, wouldn't it be more of an aqueduct than a bridge?

[@bassguitarplayer09]

Good point..?

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

1:04 best assistant

[@DamacusSquared]

Okay dude, Im a 1:14 in and I gotta I love your segway to sponsored content lol

[@Matty27]

‘Segway’…

[@gooeysundew]

I’m starting to question wether he’s a real engineer

[@fran13r]

"I'm an engineer" "oh cool, so what are you currently building" "I draw penises on videogames and upload it to youtube" Best job ever 10/10, love this channel

[@will_the_wheel_guy]

Great work Matt! Tour videos are awesome

[@Blushdow7]

3:29 the hidden message 🤣🤣

[@rhak86]

The man at 3:41 is the most architect thing i've even seen on this channel... xD

[@commanderbeepo8066]

"Water flows downhill" Australians watching water flow uphill "Crikey!"

[@IamFluffY90]

“Sorry Paddy, these don’t apply to you anymore” 😂 Why you gotta do poor Paddy like that?

[@bassguitarplayer09]

I love how he explains the simplest things in a mobile game lmao

[@hika7391]

Happy Glass. A game about watchind ads

[@hi7535]

That's just mobile games

[@user-gs7fb3pr4o]

12:13 bro even integrated the ball

[@sillicon8227]

True engineering

[@Mike__B]

That level 7 around the 4 minute mark "YOu only see that solution if you have a decades worth of drainage experience" ... yeah since puberty for me is more than a decade, I definitely have the experience to drain... saw the solution immediately :D

[@TECHN0FARMER]

Wouldn’t that bridge in the bridge review be an aqueduct???? 2:50

[@thedutyfree-tdf]

I can sense a strong shape incoming 💪

[@thedutyfree-tdf]

15 seconds in, not disappointed 💪

[@alexanderf2070]

Love how you turn a boring game into entertainment for us. Love the videos!

[@harrisondoe6968]

Why did I get a burst of serotonin when he mentioned the spiffing brit 😂 frankly I want a collab now

[@unrelatedclown]

You should do a video of just rating water physics in different games

[@FlowerBoyWorld]

if someone asked me 20 mins ago if i've ever played this game i'd be convinced that i have not, only seen it in ads … but i remember like two thirds of those levels lmao

[@neopoly_eurostellar]

Never getting tired of the BRIDGE REVIEW

[@niakitten2937]

oh gawd. accidently skipped ahead ten seconds and heard the best advert line: Manscaped sent me the new performance Paddy." :D

[@rokushou]

The main things I learned from this channel are that civil engineers really hate architects and Matt loves knobs. I never would have expected to learn something like "water flows downhill."

[@Mostly-Nuts]

“Mmm anti chafing!” - Real Civil Engineer 2022

[@deannarachelbobiwsky2366]

My hubby suggested I watch this, and I have to say, I may go and try this now, this is awesome, also that is so cool the Tesla Valve worked!

[@FaylurGamingNoIdea]

The sponsorship deal was my favourite part of the whole video.

[@azrael_hypo]

13:10 "is the chode gonna work? it's gonna work! eat it up Little Puppy" so RCE is a dom? that can't be right

[@chevy9758]

5:03 missed bridge review opportunities >:|

[@xmuzel]

As a German, there are three ways I could do it: 1. Doing it efficiently. 2. Overengineer the hell out of it. 3. Leaving it as a construction site for years.

[@Nikicusyes]

I searched the definition of over engineering and this video came up! how helpful

[@Nerio27]

Predicting lots of strong shapes

[@b0nkerzz]

And then he never used a tesla valve

[@Pamani_]

Always those clickbaity thumbnails....

[@xxSeanVxx]

So much joy everytime you upload

[@lordkell1986]

"Designing on the fly?" That sounds like Architecture to me!

[@dayvmac5759]

Matt should make a video about the bridge review scoring system

[@ienjoyoranges]

11:57 no, that is a *SINGLE* ball.

[@n0ob_dum3y26]

9:00 proof that sus stuff are an actual good tactic in engineering😅

[@daniel_tv_ger8773]

The Ad was very clean well done! ^^

[@isaacsoh5176]

Never thought I'd see rce playing weird io games... Still sick content tho

[@OurHeroXero]

7:55 HA!!! Cup-le of options

[@marcintrochu]

you are the best person for this ad no doubt.

[@kdoubleg]

Paddy is definatly a beautiful assistant

[@randomsandwichian]

Kinda looks like as long as you can get the water to touch the dotted line, you pass. How little water do you need each puzzle really?

[@scrimp_3]

4:41 not a bunny glass, a beaver glass! It is only happy when wet!

[@nuggets142]

sus

[@Small_Schlonng_9000]

So is your mom

[@batata4427]

Well that was very clickbaity

[@i_saw_that_bro]

This is the best advertisement colab of all time

[@otto7848]

3:47 The level: has 2 balls RCE: "I know what to do here"

[@Fancysaurus]

Hey RCE any chance you'll take a look at the steam version of Dwarf Fortress? I want to see you make efficient drawbridges and maybe even tackle aquifer drainage.

[@drericjr]

Perfectly Balanced Engineering

[@max-wi7xf]

"horay a mobile game!" "horay science time" "balls?"

[@xTheLordDragonx]

Love this game and the Spiffing Brit reference 👌

[@GrandMasterEthan]

3:55 i swear this is normal 💀💀💀

[@keagangrant-quail2754]

anyone see a eagle at 11:48?

[@severalgaming9775]

7:19 as an ironworker (or an Iron Fixer for people who speak English wrong despite making the language) I assembled the steel of structures and I just have to ask is that going to be structural steel or rebar because I’m going to need a print of the columns if its rebar

[@YoursUntruly]

There’s no way this man is an engineer 🤦‍♂️ Edit: And I got click baited and tricked into watching the whole video thinking he actually drew a Tesla valve at some point. :/ I never dislike videos but this definitely deserves one if anything does.

[@arnejakobsen3296]

00:20 How do you get that good?

[@morgjones13]

Liked the Spiff reference "perfectly balanced" 🤣

[@SUB2MONGJU]

This is the first video that i watch from this guy and ever since I watched this i started watching sum of his videos

[@Taolan8472]

Best manscaped commercial yet, plus a hilarious announcement that you responsibly neutered your pet!

[@dustinlarsen3245]

1:37 you're gunna get nose in your hair. RCE 2022

[@ChrisGamer_E1]

Lol

[@ethan-harry-noah]

Im confused I though you were a highway engineer??

[@cadenweinberg4301]

I honestly love the reference to the spiffing Brit 😂

[@jo.cbr125]

Perfect video to watch at 3 am

[@brandonjensen9603]

Your thinking like an architect being so creative 😝